I Took Wrestling Way Too Far in The Sims

Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and for some reason I decided it would be really funny to make a wrestler in The Sims who goes around wrestling everyone whether they like it or not. And I was right, it was really funny. I didn't expect it to escalate as much as it does, but we'll get to that in a minute because while it starts a little unhinged, it ends as a total train wreck. >> And his name is >> Oh, I hadn't even thought of a wrestling name though. For such a specific idea, I'm horribly under prepared. Second name can be the wrestle god. First name John. >> AND HIS NAME [screaming] IS JOHN. >> I guess I want him to look strong and all bulky muscles, right? Are those muscles? What have I done? I I've lost his eyes. I don't know where I've put them. Oh, there we go. I found them. Oh, he's got a cute smile at least. Now we're getting somewhere. He's definitely a heel. That means bad guy in wrestling speak. That's pretty much all I know about wrestling and the accessorizing clearly. Woah, now that is uncomfortable. I mean it looks comfy for him. I just mean for me it's pretty uncomfortable. Popularity seems fitting mainly because it one of them is win fight. The the wrestle god family. I don't really want to live alone. That seems kind of scary. The Specter household. I I don't even know who lives here, but yeah, you just adopted a wrestle god. Olive Specter wants to retire. Just pick up the phone and call work to start collecting that pension. No, you got another mouth to feed now. The wrestle god is here. Hey new mom, this place is kind of boring. Let's liven it up. Yeah, that's his special move. Now shove her. Give her a shove. Oh god, she countered it. Stop crying. I'm a heel. It'll only encourage me. All right, I warned you old lady, but you pushed me too far. It's time to start really wrestling. Yep, we're in the chokehold. Nice. That's our first victory. We're undefeated. Against all odds, he won. It was his most fearsome opponent yet, and it was the only thing he'd won in his entire life. And I'll be damned if I let it pass him by. This is his calling, whether everyone else likes it or not. Trying to sleep it off as I do ASMR cooking in the kitchen. That wasn't the food making the noise, by the way. It was his body fat. She's bad memories of losing a fight. Meanwhile, he's loving it. Wait, what do you mean, burned mac and cheese? Oh, yeah, I've burned the mac and cheese. What is this girl doing? Did she just walk through a wall? What the hell is going on there? This family's messed up, man. Whoa, she's obsessed with this Johnny guy. He might be a good next opponent. Let's call him over. Hey, stop complaining about your meal. Wrestler tried, okay? He just wants you to enjoy your food to his new intro music. He's having a good time. He's up to something. Oh, he wants to speak with you, I think. Oh, oh, no. Sorry about that, Johnny. He just wants to wrestle with you, that's all. It's nothing personal. He's taking my picture for the wrestling magazine. Oh, yeah, yeah, the camera loves you. Hold that, hold that. Hold that. All right, I think I got it. That was kind of boring. All right, I get if you don't like it, but I don't think boring is the right word. Nice dollhouse. Shame I'm a wrestler. Oh, she just [laughter] She just walks in, then destroying it. All right, cool. Also stole some of her underwear. This is my new wrestling outfit. What the hell? Why is there fire? Wait, how is the fire in the kitchen if he just came out of there with food? He didn't wrestle the fire, though, did he? I'm not going to lie, fire wasn't really part of the plan. This is all getting out of hand. I mean, it's a good lesson in pyrotechnics, I guess, when we become a big-time wrestling organization. Right, well, my survival instincts are kicking in, so I'm going to go outside. Oh my god, all these graves, and they're all different names. Damn, are they killing all these people? That old lady must be a pretty good wrestler. Maybe I should just burn their house down just in case they're killers. Oh, it's going to be a bad look if they die and I'm just digging a hole in the graveyard, though. It's going to be a tough one to explain. Even without the graveyard being involved, it's pretty suspicious. John has found a bone. It can be placed in his inventory. What are the [laughter] odds of finding a bone? Now, I guess just chill out. Everything will probably be fine. What are the chances of them actually dying? It's not like they were sleeping in the kitchen. Oh, it is spreading. But, she seems unaffected, and realistically, given that it's all closed off, it's probably fine. Oh, she is going into the kitchen, though, and just stood right into the fire. Well, that's her own clumsiness. What should we do? Bird watching, that's not a bad idea. I don't know if wrestlers really bird watch, though. Um, we could try and get a job. What's a good job for a wrestler? There's got to be something athletic, and then we can just work on getting our body skill up and focus on our career in wrestling. Yeah, you know what? Things are looking up. You're not wearing those tiger print undies for nothing, man. You're an animal, and you've got this. Journalist, maybe you don't got that. You got to run. Are you guys done? Okay, I'll just add this to the collection outside. Oh, dance career as an aerobics instructor. Take job. Defeat the Grim Reaper. Want to lock that want. I don't even understand. What does he want me to do? Oh, he needs to bargain with the Grim Reaper. That would be some good wrestling origin story. Of course, it does mean killing someone else. What time does school end? 1:00 p.m. Oh, invite headmaster. That's a cool wrestling name. I called two different headmasters somehow. >> The bomb has been planted. >> Oh, damn, I set the timer wrong. >> Please. >> Yes, yes, homework. You got good grades. Yes, of course. You have to fend for yourself now, child. I'm just the type of parent that prepares a warm bed for you, and that's it. Like, what are the chances of two people in this household dying from separate fires in one day? Oh, no. No, no, no. What has happened? A tragedy has befallen the house. What are the chances of two people from the same household dying in one day? Save him. Do something, you monster. Oh my god, he's blocking the door with his huge mass. Why does he have to have such a great wrestling body? Oh, the fire just left him. Damn, that guy is a good wrestler. Oh, he just pissed the fire out. That man right there is a hero. That's the best wrestling I've ever seen. Greetings. A perfect mate. Ooh, that could be good for my wrestling career. Oh my god, the headmaster arrived. I forgot I have that big wrestling match. I've fallen asleep. And God is angry. Ask for a blind date. I feel like I should be wrestling another man, otherwise it might seem mean. I'm willing to invest 5,000 Somoleans of someone else's money into this. Oh, now that's a wrestler. That's a guy with character. I've passed out. You'll never defeat me, Buzz. Come here, you. Time to use my special move on you. Oh, what the hell? All right, how about this one? Oh, what the He keeps reversing them. Hey, what about sock face? What the hell is wrong with this guy? He doesn't even know how to wrestle. Listen, don't think you'll ever call [laughter] me again. This was, without a doubt, the worst date I ever had. I feel like I need a shower or something. Well, maybe if you weren't so stinky, it would have went better then. Like he's the worst wrestling persona I've ever seen anyway. Buzz Grunt, what a stupid wrestling name. Wait, what what the hell happened outside? What the hell? How did he die? Oh, man. >> [sighs and gasps] >> I think I'm I my game is crashed. Did he wrestle my game? That's some damn good wrestling. Good news everyone. I relaunched the game after the crash and it was him. He's fine. Sleeping pretty well there for someone who's being watched by John the wrestle god as he sits on his sodie pop. Oh, wait, it's tour time. Maybe I can impress the headmaster this time. Good evening, headmaster. May I say that's a sick wrestling name. You have defeated me. Okay, I get it. I shouldn't call myself a god. WHAT THE HELL? He died again. I think the ghost scared him. Wait, no. Plead for loved one. Please, no. Come back. I really really loved that guy. >> [crying and screaming] >> This time it didn't crash. It just alt-F4. We're getting him out of this dangerous household. They don't deserve him. Find own place. Now we're talking. No, you don't get to come with me. Frankly, you've been nothing but negative since I got here. You know, I'm getting a bit emotional as I'm leaving here. Perhaps nothing really changed here. Maybe it's me that changed. Maybe I simply outgrew this house and these people. Maybe wrestling outgrew this house and these people. It's the I have the tiger. It's the the wrestle god John. This is just sad. No, but I'm going to make it to the big time. I'll show you. I'll show all of you. If the big leagues don't want John the wrestle god, then we'll make the big leagues. Of course, we have to start as little league, so I just made him a cage in the desert. I'm going to need more opponents, and I can only think of one answer, and that's a Battle Royale Rumble. Of course, I was going to need more wrestlers, and I didn't want to start from scratch, so I took this old couple, I moved them into the wrestling training grounds with Ophelia, and I gave all three of them makeovers. We have the troubled orphan, the scarecrow, and the mole lady. >> [music] >> Someone's having a mental breakdown, and I'm pretty sure it might be me. [laughter] I don't have time to make lore for everyone. Um yeah, that's your wrestling persona. I don't know, you got eaten by a gorilla, but you still live or something. That's your backstory. You're Captain Alien. There's nothing really interesting about that. You just happen to have a boating license. And you're aquatic kitten, I I guess. I'm overstimulated, >> [laughter] >> and they only just got here. Boot camp begins, cuz I don't have space for everyone. I only have space for the best. To begin your wrestling training, I'm making you all bloody despise each other. Yes, even your wife. You hate your wife now. That's part of your wrestling lore. Wrestling training is not for the weak of mind. You can see some of them are struggling, but others are probably thriving. Um like this one. >> [laughter] >> I >> Okay, maybe not to her, but what about Scarecrow? He looks pretty happy. He's having a good night's sleep. Did someone just die? How did you die in your first day of wrestling training? >> [gasps] >> Oh, it was diver kitty or or something. I don't I can't remember. All right, I guess I'll add the grave to the pile. Great, now they all have the flu. Must have been a virus. I think my computer's got it, too. Oh, and it's gone. Great news, everyone. This means some of you get a second chance at wrestling school. I got a good feeling about this time. Why you gathered around her like that? I only have enough wrestling spaces for four of you, so may the best wrestlers win. Did I lose someone already? Oh god, someone died outside. No, not Scarecrow. Plead. Everybody plead. No, no, no, don't make the call. Don't make the call. Come on, Grim. I'll wrestle you for them. You'd make such a good wrestler, honestly, man. And I'm not just gassing you up cuz I want to famous opponent. Aw, man. That guy sucks. I guess we can make a quick call and try and get Scarecrow back. Ooh, and a man-eating plant. Hell yeah. Right, bring back the Scarecrow. He was our best wrestler. We'll give you $1,240 for the guy. They'll be alive, sort of. That's good enough for me. Yeah, this just makes his lower better, to be honest. The undead Scarecrow. Oh, they're wrestling outside. She just brought him back from the dead, and then she attacks him. Yeah, but you still lost. By the way, get in your wrestling clothes. And maybe don't let him near the school bus. Maybe you should just go. Just just go, man. Just go. Oh, man. She died before she could make it to the school bus. I forgot to feed her. Why does this keep happening to all my kids? Oh, that violent coughing reminds me. We need to have a birthday party. I mean, I know that the kid died, but still, I think it would be good for the morale of the house if we had a party anyway. Jesus, he looks worse for wear. Uh he'll be okay. He's ready to party. Good wrestling in the back there. That's some good wrestling. Oh, it's the headmaster. He's one of the best wrestlers out there. Uh-oh. I'm sure it'll be fine. She's a professional wrestler. She knows what she's doing. There's not much good wrestling going on here anymore. Wait. I I just lost someone. Who did I lose? Where are they? Or where were they? Oh, there they were. Who What? >> [laughter] >> I don't even know who died. What a spectacular end to an amazing event, the first annual Battle Royale Rumble. When I started this, I just wanted to make a silly wrestler who'd come up and start fighting with people and just be a general annoyance. I didn't think this many people would die, but somehow in all of my plans, people keep end up dying through no fault of my own. All right, let's get out of here. I can only take four, so I'm going to take the gorilla alien. It's a better character. The last woman standing, and she slept through the whole thing. She doesn't even realize. Oh, and uh she went inside and immediately died. Uh that house was unlucky anyway. Time to move in with the wrestle god. Yep. That's the guy. Right, start charging customers. If I want people to come by and see all the wrestling, they got to pay for it. Say hello to the newest and best wrestling federation coming to a strange town near you. We got the talent who get treated like superstars. They get to eat on the job as long as they cook their own meals. They get to shower cuz no one wants to see sweaty wrestlers. We even gave them a toilet. So, come on down to Strange Town. Just look for the ring in the desert cuz we don't actually have an address. We just kind of pulled up here and we hope this is legal. It probably isn't. Wait, let me set the price. They're giving away free wrestling right now. Oh, yeah, the flu. Well, may as well just get it out of the way, build some immunity. Now, that's some good wrestling. Oh, sorry, guys. >> [laughter] >> You want a moment, I understand. Here, let me give you some privacy, but also some natural light. >> [cheering] >> All right, you asked for privacy and then you give me a private show. That's some good wrestling. Damn, the crowd must be going wild. I haven't seen wrestling like that in a long time. Anyway, that's the main show over, I guess. Uh you're making everyone sad. Can you wrestle more positively, please? >> What? >> Thank you. Thank [laughter] you. Quick, they're distracted. John, hit him with the chair. Here we go. >> [screaming] >> Nice, good work, John. Everyone's loving the wrestling. I really hope Scarecrow wins. Aw, Scarecrow lost. I have to assume he lost the bed in a cell wrestling match earlier. I don't think we got official results for that one. Maybe they were all winners. Woah, that's some good wrestling. >> [laughter] >> The fight broke out immediately. That guy [laughter] just watching. No emotion whatsoever. Woah, the word around town must be spreading fast. I can now charge $11 instead of three. It's only night one and there's a lot of piss in the ring. Who's that for? I have a job? Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm an aerobics instructor. Hold on, I'll be right there. Oh, you're pissing me off, mole person. Too much pissing, not enough fighting. That's what I always say about wrestling. He's been fired for poor performance. How could I be performing poor at a job I didn't even know I had? Capitalism, ridiculous. Anyway, how's the wrestling business going? Not that good. I'm down 1,800. I am getting profit, but not quick enough. I think I start bringing the wrestling to the customers, so they feel more directly involved. So, this guy just bought a ticket, and his reward is to get immediately [laughter] attacked. He's now technically a professional wrestler for the low price of $11. Oh, god damn it, I lost. That's going to make my celebration pretty embarrassing. It says he asked me to tackle him in the second. Uh, after last man attacked, there was going to be a celebration. Hold on. Wait. Never mind, he forgot. Oh, wait, he just he just needs a nap. Hold on. He'll He'll be back. Don't worry, he'll be back. See, he he digs the grave after he beats them up. He just needs to work on his timing a little bit. The flames have been lit. Let the match begin. I don't know why this one needed a flame. The other ones didn't have them. They just thought it'd be good for the crowd. Plus, I learned a lot about fire at the start of my wrestling career. I don't want that lady's death to be for nothing. 1,600 in the hole. Right, you know what? I'm sick of these people. They're not putting in enough effort. Oh god, someone just put something in the oven and then got attacked. The match is over, but the cooking continues. Welcome to the fire round or something. I don't know. >> [laughter] >> It's just good business. See that? Buzz grunt. I bet you wish you got in on the wrestling now, don't you? Hey, wait, no, you got to pay. You can't just run in like that. Get him away from the talent. Oh god. Oh god. They're not good at wrestling fires. I got an idea. I'll call the emergency department. I don't mean to be dramatic. I think this qualifies as an emergency. Oh no, he got inside of the ring instead. I can't get out. I can't get out. Wait, plead for loved one. Plead for loved one. It just just put out the fire. Oh, the old person caught fire again. There we go. Everyone's safe. Yep. >> [sighs] >> Things are really looking up. >> [screaming] >> That's the spirit. Well, you know what, mole person? You can have this place. Me and Scarecrow are moving out. We're sick of your wrestling obsession that's dragged us down into the depths of hell that you call a business. We're out of here. Come on, Scarecrow. Yeah, just take your time. There's no rush. All right, hurry up a little bit. Loading. The The WrestleGod family. Honey, you're home. And they lived happily ever after. Just the two of them and their volleyball son who was conceived in front of many many wrestling fans and all of you. The miracle of life, everyone. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed and I hope someone comes into the room right now as you're watching this and you have to explain it. Scarecrow, will you do me the honor of being Scarecrow, the WrestleGod? Till death do us part, right? And that might not be for very long. Thanks for watching, everyone. I hope to see you again. Bye for now.