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In this comprehensive ranking video set in 2026, the creator conducts a tournament-style battle to determine his absolute favorite anime of all time by pitting 64 shows against each other. Throughout the matches, he reveals that while many popular titles like *Demon Slayer*, *One Piece*, and *Jojo's Bizarre Adventure* are beloved, they often lose out to more personal favorites due to specific emotional connections or stylistic preferences. He notably defends *Fire Force* and *Health Paradise* as underrated masterpieces despite their lower popularity, while admitting that his love for *One Piece* has fluctuated recently due to the pacing of the Egghead arc. The tournament serves as a journey through his viewing history, highlighting how certain series have evolved in his mind over the years, with some like *Steins;Gate* and *Hunter x Hunter* consistently rising to the top due to their perfect storytelling and world-building. As the bracket progresses toward the finals, the creator narrows down his choices to a select group of legends including *Attack on Titan*, *Vinland Saga*, *Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood*, and *Steins;Gate*. He expresses deep frustration with the tournament format at times, wishing that both *Re:Zero* and *Cyberpunk: Edgerunners* could have made it to the end together, yet he ultimately chooses *Attack on Titan* as his number one pick. He argues that while other anime offer joy or excitement, *Attack on Titan* provides a level of emotional devastation and narrative depth that no other series can match. Specific scenes, such as Reiner's confession and Eren's final moments, are described as unparalleled experiences that have fundamentally changed his perspective on life and storytelling, cementing the show's status as an unassailable peak in anime history. The video concludes with the official announcement of his Top 11 list for 2026, which reflects a mix of long-running epics and impactful shorter series. His ranking places *Re:Zero* at number 11, followed by *Jujutsu Kaisen*, *Naruto Shippuden*, and *High-Quality Life* (likely referring to *HiQ* or a specific title mentioned in the transcript context), with *Gurren Lagann*, *Monster*, and *Steins;Gate* occupying spots five through seven. *One Piece* lands at number four, while *Hunter x Hunter* takes third place, praised for its condensed yet complex narrative structure. The runner-up spot goes to *Vinland Saga*, which he credits with teaching him about peace and personal growth, ultimately falling just short of the throne held by *Attack on Titan*. The creator emphasizes that this list is a snapshot of his current feelings in August 2026 and invites viewers to share their own top ten lists in the comments.
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Today you're going to find out what my favorite anime of all time is. We're going to do a little tournament. I rounded up all 64 shows that I've ever watched completely. Some of them I didn't watch completely, whatever. But I needed to fill up the numbers and we're going to say which one I like more, which one sucks, which one I love. And then at the end, I'm going to tell y'all what my top 11 anime of all time [music] is at this moment in 2026. So like the video, comment down below what is your top 10 list. Or if you don't want to write that much, what's your favorite anime of all time and why? Let me know down below and let's get straight to it. Round one, Orb versus Kaiu number eight. I wonder I wonder what I'm going to pick, guys. One anime is fun, the other anime is life-changing. Which one do you think I'm picking? Obviously, we're going with Orb. Okay. As much as I do enjoy Kaiu number eight, I like to look at it as a popcorn anime. You know what I mean? Like, there's nothing wrong with a popcorn anime. I love the Michael Bay Transformers films with Shad Labuff and Megan Fox. You know what I mean? I love those films. I like the look of Kaja number eight as that, but it does have emotion in it too that I really like. I wasn't too crazy about the second season. It was enjoyable. First season was great. And uh yeah, Orb is just life-changing. It's uh um soul changing, right? So uh yeah, we're picking orb, obviously. [music] All right, what else we got? Okay, this is easy. This is really easy. Gur Lagon versus Fire Force. Listen, [music] I said it once before, I'll say it again. Fire Force is one of the most underrated anime of all time. I truly believe that, especially with that final season. I feel like more people should be watching it. I don't know if it's the fan service that's off-putting to people, but I love the characters. Obi-Wan Kenobi himself, you know what I mean, man? You got Show, you got Joker, you got Beny Maru, the [ __ ] goats. But, uh, there's an anime that's better, a million times better, if I dare say a trillion times better, which is Guran Lagan, which is actually on my top 10 anime of all time. Gur Lagon. We'll talk about it later [music] a little bit more in depth probably, but uh yeah, Gurn Lagon is to me one of the most legendary legendary legendary mindblowing, exciting, thrilling stories that I've ever experienced and visually s surpasses most things I've watched in my life. So, yeah, we're going with Gorilla, obviously. Oh [ __ ] Okay, come on, bro. One of them's in my top 10. The other one to me is another popcorn flick. Uh, but a little bit better. Gotcha. I feel like is way better than Kaiju. Number eight. It's like a I wouldn't say a guilty pleasure because that would mean oh, people generally hate it. But uh um yeah, I I can't put Gachiakuta over Takabo's original sin. Sakobi's original sin. Like it's another anime that changed me. You know what I mean? Like it it was nice to react to because I usually react to a thousand Gachiakutas. But how many Takopi original sins do you have? You know what I mean? So I'm picking original sin. Oh [ __ ] No. Can I pick both? Oh my god. All right. These two [music] are entirely different from each other. And I actually might want to restart this whole tournament because I don't like the fact that they're up against each other. I wanted both of these to make it to the end. So, I want you to have that as uh uh I want I want I want to preface my decision [music] right by saying that both of these two should be towards the end. Both of these are in my top 15. I want to make that clear. It's a shame that they're up against each other. Rezero right now is on a roll. HighQ, they're making one episode every 5 years and it's pissing me off. But HighQ gives me that feeling of joy and happiness and friendship. And then Rezero gives me that um feeling of pain, depression, and misery, which I prefer. So, I'm pick Zero Sword online. [ __ ] Eminence and Shadow. Hate I hate that anime. It's [ __ ] corny. All right. Death Note versus Yu-Gi-Oh. Why did I put Yu-Gi-Oh? Um, okay. Yu-Gi-Oh will always have a a a bigger place in my heart than most anime on this list, including Death Note. Uh, I grew up playing Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I didn't even know it was anime. I always tell you guys this. I thought it was a cartoon made in California or or or or in Brooklyn or some [ __ ] especially with the English voice actors. Joey Wheeler. Yo, you you know what I mean? Like, I thought it was from New York. Um, and but I stopped when I got my dual disc. I got my dual disc and then uh I I just grew out of it. So um and and the anime is classic. Um I'm just thinking about Pegasus. Remember when uh uh uh uh Yugi's grandpa went through the TV? Yuke, you know what I mean? Uh yeah, I'll pick a Death Note. Come on. Stegate, bro. One of these I dropped. But it doesn't even [ __ ] matter what Stein's gay is up against. Thank god it wasn't like Vinland Saga or anything. Thank god it's here. I say that now. Watch. Round two is going to be SteinsGate. Vinland Saga. And then I might uh slip my wrist. Yeah, SteinsGate Soul Leader I dropped because I I I I feel like I had such a great start, but as it went on, I got a little bored. It got a little repetitive and [music] cliche for me. Uh uh just not funny and not fun anymore. I do love the aesthetic of Soul Leader, but yeah, I'm going to pick SteinsGate. SteinsGate we'll talk more about later, but let's just say SteinsGate is probably one of the best anime I've watched ever in my life. Okay, I included Arcane because I needed 64 choices and I only had 63, right? It's Cyberpunk. Arcane to me fell off. Uh, first season was great. Second season got a little cringe and uh, yeah, I wasn't really into it. I thought it was just like one big uh, music video compilation. Wasn't really a big fan of it. And people got mad at that. I never released my reactions [music] to it. They got mad. When do people not get mad at me? [ __ ] you. Uh, we're picking Cyberpunk Edge Runners, guys. Like I said, we'll talk more about this later. Uh when it's up against something stronger than Arcane. Yeah, it's Cyberpunk Edge Runners. I made One Punch Man season 3 its own anime. So season 1 and two are completely separate. I just want to make that [music] clear. This is specifically season 3. It's so good I had to make it its own. Uh it's almost like a whole different anime compared to the first one actually to the first season. And so that's why I made it his own. Um, I'm going to be honest with y'all. People ask me all the time, what is the most fun you've had with a series on your channel? I tell them every time it's One Punch Man season 3. To me, I have more fun with One Punch Man season 3 than Attack on Titan, believe it or not. I mean, yeah, obviously you're going to have more fun making fun of something than something that brings you pain. Obviously, but when it comes to content creation, I felt like a content [music] creator when I was doing my One Punch Man content rather than just a reaction channel, right? But obviously Finland Saga is uh I might just get it tatted on my [ __ ] forehead. Honestly, it's that [ __ ] good. One Punch Man, you were this close, but uh yet so [ __ ] far away I can barely see you. So Vinland Saga, there you go. I only watched one episode of Chain Smoker Cat, right? [music] Uh and then you have Bleach Thousand Blood War, which just had one of its best episodes probably [music] ever. Um, it was the best episode ever with Yaha versus uh, Bleacho versus Ichigo, which was fantastic. Or heime sacrifice and everything that was magical with Kulana's ending theme playing. Uh, yeah, I think I'm going to pick Thousand-Year Bloodbor even though Chain Smoker Cat is a hell of a time. I I think Bloodbor is a little bit better. I'm just going to say hot take. All right. Okay. Listen. I loved Tenuda. If you don't believe me, bro, I have this literally on my desk. I have Remaru on my desk. I love Tenuda reincarnated as a slime. Love season one. Love season two. And then I just stopped watching it. Season 3. It was like you recorded a a family eating dinner with each other for for a whole [music] season and then just made that the [ __ ] season. Here you go. Watch every conversation, all the drama and strategizing [ __ ] right? So I dropped it. I don't know if it got better beyond that, but Bizarre Adventure, come on. you. Any part to me of Jojo's is better than [music] Tenuda, especially my favorite, which is Golden Winds. So, I'm going to pick uh JJBA. Oh, oh my god, this is a great matchup. Okay, Freein, obviously. Right. Free is one of those few anime that genuinely made me cry and rethink some life decisions. I think Ferin is such a beautiful journey of living while you're alive. We're not elves, you know what I mean? We're not hot elves. We're just normal human beings. We're like Stark. We're like Finn. You know what I mean? We're like them. So, uh, we got to live our life to the fullest and appreciate the relationships that we have. And Freerin [music] is that journey that I want to be on forever. They can make so many stories out of Freein. But Witch Hat was actually a big surprise for me. I genuinely enjoyed Witch Hat. Uh, I stopped watching it after like six episodes or so. Uh, not because it was bad, because I was watching too many [ __ ] anime. But, uh, yeah, it's Free Run versus Gojo. And I'm going to have to pick free easily. OH [ __ ] Oh my god. You can't be [ __ ] me right now. Oh my god. This is unbelievable. Unfucking believable, man. Nah, this genuinely pisses me off. Why would they do this? I didn't set it up this way. It's random. [ __ ] this. [ __ ] this website. I hope it goes bankrupt. Um, 86 is in my top 10. One Piece is in my top 10, but One Piece is higher than 86. So, obviously I'm going to go with One Piece, but let me just say, WHERE THE [ __ ] IS 86 part two? Where is it? Or part three, whatever. WHERE'S THE CONTINUATION? WE'RE WAITING. IT'S SO [ __ ] GOOD. UH, blew up in my [ __ ] mouth because it is how bad this tournament is. Uh, One Piece. Even though I've been a little critical about Elbath, maybe because mainly because I wasn't a weekly One Piece viewer until Egghehead. And when I became a weekly One Piece viewer, I felt like my love for One Piece diminished more and more every single week [music] because I finally understood what it's like to watch the story along with you guys. I feel like a peasant and I don't like it. But uh Elbaf looks like it's getting a little better now. So I have hope. I'm always going to pick One Piece classic. Oh my god. Okay. Jiujitsu Kaizen. This is all a Jiu-Jitsu Kaisen, by the way. The only anime I split up was One Punch Man versus One Punch Man season 1. One Punch Man season 1 was I can't even put it to words. That's what it was. You can't put the season into words. It was an incredible achievement. Especially that final fight with Boros and everything. Oh my [ __ ] god, man. [music] Like, but Juju Kaizen is so good. It is so good all the way through from the beginning to now. So, I got to look at the complete picture. As much as I love season one of One Punch Man, I love every season of JJK. I feel like I got better and better the story and I can't wait to see where it goes. Right. I'm not a manga reader, so don't don't don't judge me off of manga. This is strictly anime what I'm I'm updated on. One Punch Man, I wish you would have made a father further, whatever. But sadly, uh you became a whole another series in the following seasons and you [ __ ] suck now. So, uh it's going to be JJK JIU-JITSU JUJU. OH [ __ ] OKAY, NICK HERO X, IS IT AN ANIME? YES, it is. Shut up. Shut the [ __ ] up. I don't care where it comes from. It's an anime to me. This is a great matchup. two [music] anime that I never thought I would be into. One is a superhero anime. I thought it was going to be superhero slop, you know what I mean? Like, ah, My Hero, Marvel, uh, it's going to be the same [ __ ] you know what I mean? Like, what's the point of this? But then every episode got better and better. We focused on different characters and the story grew the more you watched it. But then, Made in Abyss is like a once in a-lifetime anime. You ain't getting any other anime like this. Superhero X you could compare some anime to. You can't compare anything to Maiden Abyss. So, I'm gonna go with Maiden Abyss simp for that reason alone. Oh, I just realized I split up One Punch Man season two as well. Yeah, because look at that picture. I'm sorry. That's one of the ugliest posters I've seen in my [ __ ] life. Um, [music] disgraceful. As much as I enjoyed the season, I watched it again recently and and it's disgraceful. [music] Um, not as bad as season 3, but it's still not what One Punch Man the IP deserves. Dragon Ball, I'm on like episode 75 right now. Now, I just met Gohan, and I think it's one of the most fun series I've ever watched. I'm having such a great positive time. It is so funny. It's hilarious. It's exciting. I love Goku as a main character. I'm going with Dragon Ball. Sentence to be a Hero versus Okay, I dropped both of these anime. So, uh what what did I drop first? Uh I dropped Dear Friend. Sentence to be a Hero. I watched a few episodes. That's a weird [ __ ] picture. I'm not going to lie. Why is he holding a lolli? But uh uh yeah, Sans to be a Hero. When I did watch it, it was crazy. First episode was crazy. I don't know if the quality increased or maybe it got lower. Who knows? But from what I've seen, I'm picking Sans to be a hero. Okay, man. Got to [ __ ] them all. Um Pokemon versus Violet Evergardarden. Violet Everg Garden. I'm on like episode 10 and I'm picking Violet Ever Garden. Pokemon I grew up with. It came out when I was born, like 1995. [music] I grew up with Pokemon. I still am into Pokemon. I have Pokemon all over my house. I'll forever have Pokemon all over my house. Pokemon will outlive probably every single anime on this [ __ ] list. Let's you know, we all know that. So, uh yeah, I'm going to go with Violet Fard though. Demon Slayer. Cowboy Bebop was such a great unexpected time. I watched it when I was on a plane and for the style alone, I gave it like a 10 out of 10. I loved every second of it. But Demon Slayer, guys, as much [ __ ] as it gets because it's popular and everybody wants to hate hate on the popular kid. You know what I mean? Demon Slayer to me is just better. Pick a Demon Slayer. Uh D. Uh no. Oh, I got to take a drink for this one. Oh my [ __ ] god. Naruto versus Monster. Okay, I have to pick Naruto. Let me explain this. I'm not even 10 episodes into Monster yet, but I already put Monster in my top 15 anime of all time. It wouldn't be fair for me to beat Naruto with Monster when I've yet to see the complete story. I haven't even finished an arc yet. I don't even know if Johan makes it past the 20th episode. You know what I mean? He could be the the first villain out of a out of many. So, I can't say that. But if it was against anything else, eight times out of 10, it would have beat it. So, I'm picking Naruto. Come on. Obviously. Uh oh [ __ ] Okay. Health Paradise to me is on Fire Force level. One of the most or two of the most underrated anime of all time. Uh I don't know why it's not more popular than it actually is, but uh Soul Leveling, I always say this, I don't love it. I really like it. Which means I'd give it like a 7.5 to an eight. I think Soul Leveling is stunning. It's I It's It's super [music] good. It's super great. I'd say it's great. So, um I'm going to pick soul leveling. Oh. Oh, a comment got killed. Listen, I loved Akame Got Kill for like the first eight episodes and [music] then it just went downhill. Honestly, I I I I did not see this anime going where it went. I was so disappointed. And I'm vocal about this every week. We're still watching it on Patreon. I'm on episode 19. I'm told that this this is where the series falls off off the [ __ ] face of the earth. But uh I I could see why because the show just [ __ ] sucks now. So Mishoku Tensei [music] is an anime that's super controversial for stupid [ __ ] reasons if you ask me. Just grow up. Just just stop being cringe. Understand that this is fiction. [music] Can we stop being a cornball? You know what I mean? They're drawings for [ __ ] sake. Uh, it's Mishoku Tensei. Oh, the original Bleach versus Killios. Or no, I think I bundled Bleach with Thio Bloodbor. Everybody's going to pick Koias probably, but I feel like Kios didn't hit me like it hit everybody else. Maybe because I reacted to it and reacting to [music] it uh ruins how much I would have liked it if I didn't react to it. But Bleach, even the original Bleach, I'd say I enjoyed more than Code Guos. And then we put Thousand-Year Blood War into the equation. I'LL PICK A THOUSAND-YEAR BLOOD WAR AND BLEACH. OH, NO. WAIT. I did split them up because I picked Thousand-Year Blood War earlier. It's Bleach. Easily. It's Bleach. Wait. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Thank god my mouse froze. I'll pick a Go because I just remembered. I just remembered about the Thousand-Year Blood War thing. Oh my god. Okay, call it a hot take. Call it controversial. I really [ __ ] loved Boruto. Oh, you ain't gummy got killed. You don't like You love Boruto. Yes. Yes. I love Boruto. I thought Boruto was fantastic. You remove the anime cannon. Most of it, you know, keep a little bit of it. Just watch the manga cannon, remove all the filler [ __ ] [ __ ] you got a good series. Solid series. I can't wait for Twin Blue Vortex, Two Blue Vortex, whatever it's called. Man, I don't care about any of the characters surrounding him. I like Kawaki Kawaki, but uh yeah. Um, it's Bob Psycho. Obviously, I still haven't watched the third season. Come on. Come on, bro. Come on. Hunter Hunter is like top four anime of all time definitively. Like, objectively, it's not even an opinion. It's top four anime. At least top 10 at least. And that's me just just just just exaggerating, you know? Not even exaggerating. D. I don't know what I'm trying to say right now. I'm [ __ ] Um Um I have the thought in my mind. I don't know how to put it into words. Uh uh Lord of the Mysteries is booty cheeks. I'm picking Hunter. Hunter. Uh uh. Oh my god. I It's Usuza Maki versus Usuzamaki. This could not have been done better. I wonder is it going to be the one of the One Punch Man season 3 of of of 2025? Uh oh, wait. That did come out in 2025. U both of them came out in 2025. Uh the One Punch Man of of of anime. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz One Punch Man wasn't in an anime, by the way. Season 3 or versus Naruto. Come on. Come on. I split UP NARUTO AS WELL. OH [ __ ] THIS IS A GOOD ONE. UM, Classroom the Elite. I love Yep. I love I'm on season two right now. Halfway through season two. I think it's [ __ ] hilarious. Ayana Cooji or as I like to call him, Ayana Goat G. Love him. I [ __ ] love him, man. And is he's always like this. Yeah. Yeah. He always looks like he's uh he looks like an animator. Like he looks tired all the time. Um, Apothecary Diaries. Listen, I'm only two episodes in. I really like it. It could get better. It could be one of my favorite anime of all time, but for now, since I'm only two episodes in, I'm picking Pleasure Elite. Blue Lock versus Full Metal. It's It's Full Metal. Come on. Uh, Dr. Stone, Spy Family. Spy Family was a fun time, but Dr. Stone was an even more fun time, and I still haven't watched the final season yet, so I'm picking Dr. Stone. Ooh, this is a good one. This is actually really easy because I'm picking Black Clover. easily. Oh [ __ ] Okay, here we go. We're in round or or or yeah, round two. Free versus Garin Lagon. I didn't really like the newest season of Freerin. I thought it was extremely slow and uh it was short. It was like two episodes long and I I I wasn't even able to digest and enjoy the adventure because it was so [ __ ] short. G Lagon, I was able to enjoy every [ __ ] second of it, especially Yoko. Yoko's Yokos as I like to call them. We're picking Gur and Lagon. It's called Guos. We'll see. Violet Ever Garden may evolve over time. We'll see. Get the [ __ ] out of here with this lolly [ __ ] bro. Stegate every single day, man. Come on, man. Oh, YAKOJI. YOU'RE THE GOAT. BUT NARUTO IS AN EVEN BIGGER GOAT. WE'RE PICKING NARUTO. COME ON. OH, this is going to get a lot of people upset, right? As much as I love Jojo's, I don't think Jojo's will ever be in my top 10 anime. Neither will JJK. I don't know. Maybe uh Gojo Suka whenever that fight happens, everybody knows it's gonna happen. Any reaction channel telling you it's not going to happen, they don't know that. They're [ __ ] lying to you, right? I thought I was the fake reactor. Anyways, >> [music] >> um yeah, Bizarre Adventure. Um I I just like JJK more. I connected with it more. Um [ __ ] in this anime is just more explosive to me in [music] this. You know what I mean? As great as I like Jojo's, this is going to be the controversial one. A lot of people are going to pick Jojo's. Maybe Still Ball Run changing my mind, but for now, I'm picking Guju. All right. Rezero versus Cyberpunk Edge Runners. You have a full anime with a with a with a story that's ongoing. We're in the fourth season. I don't know how long it's going to go, [music] but then you have Cyberpunk, a complete story within one season that was like 10 episodes long, I believe. But I'm going to look at it like this. What story has better characters in my eyes? I honestly feel like it's going to be Re:Zero. This is hard for me because Cyberpunk is fantastic. It's a 10 out of 10 and Re:Zero is a 10 out of 10 as well, but I think Re:Zero is a better 10 out of 10 than Cyberpunk Edgeunners. Cyberpunk Edgeunner season 2 could change that. Damn. I'll always say this, Death Note. If you're recommending somebody to get into anime, always tell them to watch Death Note. Death Note, Attack on Titan, maybe even like Vinland Saga. Never tell them One Piece. That's like a starter anime, right? But uh yeah, Death Note was great. It fell off a little bit in the end in the second part when L died and everything. Spoiler alert, guys. Story was written before Christ was alive. But uh uh uh uh uh One Piece, come on. One Piece. I I I I feel like One Piece will live on with me beyond when I'm alive. Like like for for generations to come, for for lives to come. Yeah. Magical [music] experience. made it abyss. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Most people are going to pick bleach. And [music] I'm most people I'm picking bleach styles in your bloodbor every single day. Sort of online. Everybody advised me against saying, "Oh, it's like Boruto. It's terrible. It's cringe." I enjoyed it. Even the arc people thought I was going to drop it on Elfheim. I really I liked it. I liked it. I didn't really like it. Let me not lie to you. I liked it. Then we had Gungale online which was great and analysization which was don't even get me [ __ ] started. It was fantastic. Perfection in my eyes. It was so [ __ ] good. Every episode was better than the last man. Kadito was barely in it too. He he was he he was like brain dead for most of it and I loved it. Um yeah we're picking your blood war. If you pick Demon Slayer over Vanland Saga, it's because you haven't watched Vanland Saga. Binland Saga season 1 and season two are better than Demon Slayer's best moment. [music] And I love Demon Slayer. Love it. I don't like it. I don't really like it. I love Demon Slayer. The movies, everything. I think Demon Slayer is a great [ __ ] anime that people give too much [ __ ] because they wish their favorite anime looked half as good as Demon Slayer does. Bentland Saga to [music] me is beyond an anime. It is a legendary story that [music] you could adapt in your real life. You know what I mean? You could change in real life because of the story. It makes me a better person. Makes you want to turn the cheek, you know? It makes you want to turn away from from from from enemies and and and evil and and pain and fighting, you know? Makes you want peace. I love it. Farmland Saga specifically is better than everything. Yeah. The original Naruto versus the original Dragon Ball. I think I had more memories with Naruto, especially watching it on stream. I had more fun with Naruto. I think Dragon Ball is funnier. Um, there's a lot of [ __ ] in Dragon Ball, but I'm not even saying that in a bad way. The [ __ ] is great [ __ ] It's great [ __ ] It smells like It's good smelling [ __ ] You know what I mean? It's not the one that makes you go like this. It's the one that makes you, you know what I mean? Like EST's ass, [music] you know, smelling from that. Uh, Dragon Ball is like EST's ass is what I'm trying to say. Um, but I'm picking Naruto. I don't give a [ __ ] what anybody says. This is the easiest choice today. Black Clover, I can't wait for it to come back. I think Black Clover, I think it's rated great. Like, for what it is, enough people watch it, but I feel like more people should watch it. I think hot take. I think it's underrated. As popular as it is, I think Black Clover is underrated. And I hope it gets the love and respect it deserves when it comes back. But Attack on Titan, Tatakai, come It's winning all the way through. Uh uh. Oh [ __ ] Da d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d don versus Topi's original sin. Da don is an allarounder. To me, Dondon is like Demon Slayer. It has all of the genres and it balances it perfectly well. I need to see more though. Takope's original sin, like I said before, it changed me. It It was something I could relate with. I could relate with Don Don in ways with the multiple emotions and everything, but Takope's original sin, bro. Look at the cute little [ __ ] octopus from the Happy Planet. We're picking Takopi. Taco P. Brotherhood versus Jobless Reincarnation. Damn. I'm gonna pick Full Metal Alchemist. Full Metal Alchemist was one of those anime, and I've said this in my reactions. All available on Patreon. Everything today is available on Patreon. Uncut, uncensored, naked, you know what I mean? Um, Full Metal is perfect. It's one of those anime that never [music] went down. It always went up. to progress through and through every single episode. There's no [music] slow episodes. It to me is the most complete perfect anime there is, especially on this list. And [music] I think it's an I think it's easily a 10 out of 10. I'm picking Full Metal Alchemist for sure. Hunter. Hunter. Yeah. One is a 10 out of 10. One is a 7.5 out of 10. We're picking Hunter. Hunter. Orb is one of the biggest surprises I've ever experienced. especially on my channel, [music] right? I didn't react to it. It's one of the anime I watched alone. I should have filmed my reaction, but I'm glad I didn't. I was able to just immerse myself into the anime without worrying about entertaining you guys. Mob Psycho. I remember I [ __ ] loved every second of it. I watched this like four years ago. It's been a long time. Maybe I need a refresher, right, before I get into season 3 eventually. I've been promising that since the Stone Age. This hasn't happened since. We're picking orb. Here we go. Round three, boys. Um, okay. Made in Abyss. This is as far as you make it. Yeah. In the abyss because you're not uh reaching beyond Hunter Hunter. Hunter Hunter is an anime [music] I clicked with immediately and the more I watch it, the more I love it. I've watched it like five times already. Episode 131, I still think has the greatest moment in [music] anime history. Even above Attack on Titan. We're picking on Oo. Okay. Full Metal Alchemist for the reasons I just talked about. Yes. This is good. This This is really good. Thousand of Bloodbor, not Bleach. Thousand of Bloodbor versus JJK as a whole. I'm picking JJK. I know it's going to get me a lot of dislikes. How the [ __ ] do you do this? How the [ __ ] do you do Naruto versus [ __ ] pudding? How do we do this? Why out of all of the choices? Um, [ __ ] pudding's better. I know that's debatable, but to me it is. Uh, yeah. Kios uh code dead because uh it's Vin Land Saga easily. Okay, Rezero, I love you, but Subaru, you have lived your last life because uh yeah, One Piece is to me at least is better. And I know all my ReZeroers out there, my my my zero brain cells out there, my zero heads are not going to like that one, but you you should be happy you made it this far. [music] I love Re:Zero. I think it's a 10 out of 10 anime, but One Piece I have more connection with. Um, 40 years from now, I'll remember One Piece and I might not even be alive. Uh, yeah, it's One Piece. Both anime changed me. Yeah, both anime made me want to people. I'm not going to lie. It made me want to people really bad. Um, it gave me that intense and I don't care how old they are. It made me want to somebody. But, uh, uh, uh, yeah, it's a tackle titan. tell the guy. Uh, okay. SteinsGate is like Full Metal Alchemist but better because it's better than perfect. It's a masterpiece. [music] I haven't watched Zero yet. Um, but I don't care. Zero could be the worst anime in the history. I'm judging SteinsGate for SteinsGate. Zero is completely different. We're picking SteinsGate. Gur Lagon. I loved it. I loved it more than people uh usually love it. Honestly, I thought it was great. I tell my friends all the time it's like in my top five, not top five, my my top 12 anime. I think it's great. Ste'sgate. Here we go, guys. We're We're getting close to the end. SteinsGate versus Shiputin. I know this might surprise a lot of you guys, but Naruto threw his last gun because Stegate Yeah. I need to think about this. I don't even want this part cut out. I want you guys to see me [music] thinking, right? [ __ ] your Tik Tok brain. Let a man think. One Piece versus Hunter [music] Hunter. What do you guys think is better? Let me know down below. What do I love better? Without thinking about the the crazy stupid [ __ ] that are like 8 years old in the comments on Twitter and everything that are like, you're going to like it. It has to be your favorite anime. [ __ ] you. Eat a dick. Yeah, I know what I'm picking. I am picking Hunter Hunter. I love Hunter Hunter more. I didn't want this day to come at one point in time. Both [music] both have been my number one. There's been times where Attack on Titan's been my number one. There have been years where Vinland Saga has been my number one. But right now, 2026, August 2026, I'm here to tell you my favorite between these two [music] has to be I still don't know. I God, it's Attack on Titan. I have [music] to I have to Oh [ __ ] Okay. Full Metal versus JJK. This is easy for me. It's Full Metal. It's the brotherhood. Perfection versus perfection. I literally compared Steinsgate to Full Metal earlier. I said one is perfect, the other was a masterpiece. So, which one you think I'm picking? Obviously, I'm picking STEGATE LIKE I'M PICKING MY NOSE, MOTHER. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god. You can't find a way. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Um, it's Attack on [music] Titan. Definitively. Objective. Definitively. Objectively, it's a dog on Titan. Come [music] on. What? What am I doing? WHY AM I BEING STUPID? Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING, BRO. GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF HERE. It's Attack on Titan. I'm sorry, SCIENCE G. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? [laughter] WHAT DO YOU KNOW? ATTACK ON TITAN IS MY NUMBER ONE anime of all time. Now, I'm going to tell you guys what my top 10 is. Number 11, ReZero. [music] There's no putting into words how much Re:Zero has improved for me, [music] right? I recently went back to the beginning and I can't believe how far we've come from the first season to the fourth season. I think it is absolutely magical. The characters are great. One of the cutest characters of all time, Beatrice. I suppose I suppose I suppose I suppose you have Patrice with the [ __ ] Subaru's Raptor, bro. For those characters alone, you have Roswald. You know what I mean? I don't even know what I just did. He just makes that sound a lot. Rezero is number 11. Number 10, Jiujitsu Kaizen. Yeah, I mean, this is one of the most hyped, [music] adrenaline induced, balls to the wall, balls in your [ __ ] mouth type anime. Love every second of this [ __ ] I don't care. People say it's overrated. You're overrated. Your mother's overrated. Go [ __ ] yourself, bro. That's number 10. Number nine, Naruto Shipudin. Not Naruto, the original one. Shipudin. I make it its own anime. I think back to the pain arc, Obito's rage, and then you go all the way to my favorite villain and a history of stories, [music] which is Moa, Naruto's number nine. It it it healed me, you know what I mean? It gave me hope for a lot of things in life. It's such a [snorts] joyful, exciting anime, such a beautiful journey. I recommend anybody that has never seen it for some weird [ __ ] reason to get into it. Number eight, HiQ. Yeah, HighQ lost pretty early in this tournament, but H HighQ is probably the only anime on this list. I'm looking at my top 11 right now. I'm so weird. Top 11. Why did I do top 12? Whatever. I'm a little weird. Uh yeah, HighQ is the only one that gives me a positive feeling through and through from the first episode to the ending. It's such a good feeling, positive experience. And for that alone, it's in my top 11. Number seven, Gurin Lagan. Yeah, this anime was special, man. When I watched it, I was like, I might like it. There's mechs and stuff and you know titties, yokos. The style, the style of the series is so goddamn good. I wish most anime on my top 11 looked like this looked as good as this because girl and Lagona has so much swag, so much style and the characters are lovely. The story is amazing. It progresses the the the the time jump where the characters are older. It's such a crazy experience. You feel like you grew with these characters to see how much they've grown. Kamina, bro. Can't even believe what happens. Just an explosive anime, man. Definitely in that spot. Number six, Monster, guys. I'm barely 20 episodes into Monster and it's in my top 11. Think about that. Think about where it'll be when I'm on episode [music] 60 or 70. Will this move? Obviously, maybe. Who knows? Maybe it'll be higher. Maybe it won't be on the list by the end of the series. I don't know. This just how I feel right now. Number five, SteinsGate. Stein's Gate was the perfect experience for me. Time travel. You just add time travel to a story, you got me. And I haven't really experienced time travel told in anime. At least to this extent. To this extent. This was as perfect as you can get with a story about time travel. The twists and turns, the emotional moments that just are like a knife to your [ __ ] chest, through your heart, and stab it right through your back, man. Oh my god. Such a story. I can't wait to watch it again. I feel like I'm going to love it even more. But for for that reason, for those reasons, I'd make it number five. Number four, none other than One Piece. Yeah, I'm not the biggest. I expected a lot out of Elbath. And yes, right now I'm a little underwhelmed because it's just moving really [ __ ] slow. Maybe because now I'm a weekly watcher. That could play a big part in this. Maybe I'll let episodes stack so I could get that same One Piece feeling that I felt since the beginning. Uh yeah, but I think One Piece will forever be in my top five. And I think the more the story goes on, the more potential it has to eventually be top three again. It you it was like my second or top three, but uh yeah, since Egghehead and being a weekly watcher, it definitely went from like top three to top five. Number three, believe it or not, Hunter Hunter. Hunter Hunter is one of those anime that I've watched multiple times, five times to be exact, and each time I love it even more. It is such a fun journey just going along with Goon. And when Goon's not [music] in the story, you have the Phantom Troop, you have Kilawa, you have the Soul Dicks, you have Kraikica with the Kurt Clan, there's so many things going on in this world. It feels like a world just like for the reason why I love One Piece so much. But the Hunter Hunter world to me, the story that's being told since it's more condensed yet there's a lot going on in a world, but it's more condensed. I think I like that that linear kind of story told that more condensed story. Um, as much as I do love worlds, I think Hunter Hunter story is so complicated and and just something else. Honestly, it's it's something that cannot be replicated and I don't think it could be topped for the genre that it's in. Number two, Farmland Vinland Saga. Come on, bro. Do I even have to talk about what this anime did to me? To me, other than Hunter Hunter episode 131, I'd say secondly, my second favorite scene of all time would be the uh final scene in Vinland Saga season 1 with the knife falling down uh with Oscalad and everything and the story being shown through the knife and the music playing. Just thinking about it right now, I feel like I'm going to get a tear in my eye. And then you have the scene of Thorin screaming on the boat. You have season two where he's climbing and he's screaming. You have the whole I have no enemies thing. Le Vinland Saga will forever be like top three. I don't think I'll ever take it out of top three. It forever has a spot in the top three. And number one, the anime that changed my life. So maybe that's why it's number one. But even if it didn't change my life on a monetary, not even just monetary, just like it changed my life, honestly, it gave me [music] um a career. It made me explore the world and and and eventually meet my wife and everything. And like Attack on Titan catapulted my career with the Attack on Titan reactions. My biggest video of all time is an Attack on Titan reaction. My biggest series of all time is Attack on Titan. But viewership monetization aside, the story I feel like is the pinnacle of anime. You have a mountain, Attack on Titan's at the top. It'll never be surpassed. You'd have to create a new mountain. I honestly believe it'll never be surpassed. Attack on Titan will forever be number one. No story will ever come close. People say, "Oh, Rezero is better." Guys, to me at least, no scene comes close to Reiner confessing that he is the Titan to [music] Aaron. Aaron falling down the wall and screaming his brains out. Or later on in like season 4 or whenever when [music] Reiner's in the basement with Aaron and Aaron's revealing who he is to Reiner and then and then like Aaron goes into Titan for him and eats the guy on the stage and everything. Then we talk about Gisha talking to um Ed Eron Krueger on the wall. Aaron Krueger talking about Nikasa Armen. I don't know who that is. Maybe somewhere some [music] in in memories of someone else. And then the ending theme playing I got chills. My hair is standing up right now thinking about it. Uh that there's moments in Attack on Titan that will never be surpassed. And for that reason alone, Attack on Titan will forever be number one. Hon, if it ever gets passed, I'll be the first to tell you. But uh yeah, Vinland Saga could temporarily replace it for like a month or two, maybe for 6 months. But overall, Attack on Titan is number one. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, GUYS. THAT IS CURRENTLY my 2026 top 11 list. Let me know what your list is down below. 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