Video summary
The video documents a player's disastrous experience attempting to complete Krillin's story mode in the new DLC for Dragon Ball Sparking Zero, which quickly devolves into an exercise in extreme frustration. Despite expecting an entertaining narrative featuring his favorite character, the player encounters what he describes as the most unbeatable boss fight ever seen in a Dragon Ball game. The initial segments of the story are filled with humorous dialogue and familiar characters like Gohan and Dende, but the tone shifts drastically when the player realizes that standard gameplay mechanics are insufficient against the enemy AI. The core issue arises immediately upon facing Frieza, where the player discovers that conventional attacks and combos fail to register damage unless specific, unintuitive conditions are met, leading to a rapid decline in morale and repeated rage quits.
The primary obstacle preventing victory is a combination of aggressive artificial intelligence and restrictive game mechanics that make the fight feel fundamentally unfair. Frieza's bot possesses an ability to "super counter" almost any attack at random intervals, effectively nullifying the player's damage output regardless of their skill or combo execution. The player notes that without utilizing the newly introduced "boost" mechanic, which provides free one-shot attacks, it is impossible to land significant hits on Frieza. Even with the boost active, the fight relies heavily on luck; if the player misses a single opening or fails to time a specific move perfectly, Frieza will counter and reset the battle. This reliance on random number generation (RNG) rather than skill creates a scenario where the player feels helpless, unable to progress without hoping for a fortunate streak of counters that do not occur.
To overcome this seemingly impossible hurdle, the player eventually discovers that using Dragon Orbs is mandatory to extend the time limit and prevent the mission from failing due to the timer running out. Once this mechanic is understood and utilized, the fight becomes manageable, but only after the player has wasted a significant amount of time and emotional energy on failed attempts. The climax of the story involves Krillin and his allies dealing negligible damage while Goku prepares a Spirit Bomb, a sequence that feels anticlimactic given the hours spent struggling to simply survive the encounter. Ultimately, the player concludes that the mission design is flawed, as it forces players to rely on obscure mechanics like Dragon Orbs rather than providing a fair challenge, leaving them genuinely angry and unwilling to continue with the rest of Krillin's story immediately after such a frustrating ordeal.
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Dragon Ball Sparking Zero's newest DLC
added a lot of great things to the game,
including four new story episodes around
brand new characters. One of [music]
which is my favorite character, Krillin.
So, of course, I wanted to start with
his story, expecting [music] a good
time. What I actually got was the worst,
most unbeatable boss fight I have ever
seen in a Dragon Ball game. I'm not
kidding. This was the first time in a
long time that a game just made me mad.
Okay, so it looks like it's starting us
off with Krillin letting Vegeta escape.
Oh,
come on, man. Why did King Kai make them
take a picture? Bro, you could tell that
none of them were happy to be in it, but
Chiazu especially did not want to be
there. Oh, is this the first battle?
Okay, the first battle is just
>> I don't know who they are, but they're
not from around here.
>> Don't even Guys, guys, you do not look
like the people that should start
throwing insults.
>> They're identical to the ones the Sayans
wore. But these guys aren't Saiyan. I
don't know what's going on, but I've got
a bad feeling.
>> It's almost like I'm the main character
of the story now. You know, we thugs
have feelings, too.
>> Yeah, I don't think so, pal. I will say
I like that they started off here
because maybe we get a what if scenario
where Krillin just kills Frieza himself.
Like, they got to reward him for Wait,
I'm doing like 9k a combo. How weak are
you guys? That better not. I was about
to say I would have been so upset.
Hopefully Gohan's handling the other
Frieza Force member. All right, we did
eventually end up taking out one of the
houses, but I'm sure the Neomeians don't
live there anymore. We're going to be
fine. Now, something we do need to be
cognizant of is where are the what if
branching points if there are any.
Oh,
damn. I spun him like seven times. Trill
to go on win the battle, but their
spaceship is destroyed, cutting off all
hope of returning home. All right. And
then the story just continue. You know,
I I got to be honest, bro. The episode
mode has always been one of the most
disappointing things about Sparking
Zero, but especially when you buy it in
DLC. Like, this is how I'm getting my
story. WAIT, GOHAN. HEY, LIKE at the
very least give me more of those scenes.
Like stop with the PGs.
>> Why are we piecing up Dory like this?
>> Are you trying to get us BOTH KILLED?
CUZ THAT'S WHAT IT SURE LOOKS LIKE. GET
OUT OF HERE NOW, GOHAN.
>> AND WE JUST kidnapped dead.
>> Why are you still sitting there? Bring
them to me immediately.
>> How lazy do you have to be as Frieza to
not just lift a finger and kill them
both? Oh, he caught up to us. This is
not how the story went. All right. Wait,
maybe killing Dora. Maybe this is like a
survive Dora mission and if I kill him
that'll Why is he Why is he comboing me?
Forget about the game, man. This is
reminding me how good this part of the
anime was. Like when Krillin and Gohan
were the stars of Dragon Ball, that was
that might have been the peak of the
show, actually. Uh guys, Dorya might be
the strongest AI in the game. You're
serious? One vanish, please. One vanish.
I've never seen somebody combo that
before. The bounce up off the ground.
I'm going to lose. Is this the what?
Like is the what if like am I supposed
to lose this? Stop that. Big time
damage. All right, let's put on after
him strike and just get in there after
him strike. As long as he doesn't
counter should be enough to win us the
game. Sweep the leg after him strike.
After Oh, don't don't don't play
defensive. Oh god. Oh no. He's going to
combo it again. At the very least, if I
watch him closely, I might be able to I
might be able to learn a thing or two.
I'm genuinely going to lose to Doria.
I'm not losing to this ugly No, I didn't
say anything. I can't
shut up.
>> Oh no. Block it. Return fire. Okay,
we're going to just spam. We're going to
just spam. A fully charged beam should
kill from here. He's not blocking. He's
so close to death. Stop blocking.
>> Come on out, you.
>> Oh no.
Wait, what? Did he just I didn't kill
him. I didn't kill. That was the what if
point. If I could just kill him, I BET I
OH NO. ALL RIGHT, we'll continue with
the main story for now, but I'm coming
back.
>> We can do this. Our training is really
paying off. We might even make it
through this after all.
>> Oh, I don't like where this is going.
>> That energy coming toward us. Do you
feel it?
>> Maybe a little bit.
>> Yes. And it's Vegeta. LOOK, HE'S ALREADY
HEALED FROM THE LAST BATTLE. This just
keeps getting worse and worse. Hide,
Gohan.
>> Dende not going to say anything, man.
[laughter] He just He's He's literally
just getting dragged along for the ride.
Vegeta.
>> Ooh. Well, this is Krillin story mode.
Surely we don't care about the Vegeta
battle. Yeah, we're just hide. Bro, did
Dende, why are you even here, man? You
are actually just scared beyond belief.
>> This power, IT'S OVERFLOWING. I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.
>> MAN, we're skipping a lot of the story
detail, man. We're just going We're
rushing through it. And then we found
Vegeta. Okay, good. Okay, but then
Vegeta, but then yeah, that happens. And
then the Ginyu force shows up and maybe
we'll start fighting now. Don't let
Gulo's ridiculous looks fool you. He
lacks power, but his psychic abilities
make him dangerous. So keep your guard
up.
>> Oh yeah, man. He He looks terrifying. I
hope for the battle they have like lore
accurate gold though. He just pauses
time and we lose instantly. That would
be funny. Yeah, it's just going to be
another Sparky Zero battle. We do block
it though and then just start the combo.
I don't want to just miss the time limit
like Dora again. Oh, I actually can
switch into Gohan if I want.
Blink. Let's go. That image training is
coming through in a big way now. Full
combo. Don't give him any counters. We
missed the leg sweep though. Oh, that's
going to waste a lot of time. Maybe I
should just boost. The boost mechanic is
also new to the DLC and it basically
just gives you free one shots. So, why
would I not use it?
Uh oh, he's dead. He dies for this. Oh,
please. Come on. I'm in the boost mode
if I recover. Yes. We barely got it off
in time. If this hits raw, we should
win. Wow, that did actually nothing. And
now I have keys sickness. He tried to
pause time on me. I missed. No, please.
I just need to beat him. Oh, don't waste
my time, Galdo. Please tell me that's a
what if path. I want to break off of
normal Dragon Ball Z. I already know
what happens in Dragon Ball Z.
Uh, no. Vegeta just killed him. Okay, so
[clears throat] that that is the normal
path. Oh my. Wait, we're skip, dude. are
skipping so much. Goku's here already.
Wow. We are We are at the end of the
Namek saga. We have the Dragon Balls.
We're having a good time. Goku did get
his body swap, though. Okay, so we All
right, we have to fight Goku.
>> Oh, man.
>> You gave us a scare. We thought you WERE
THAT CAPTAIN GIN. YOU CRAZY.
>> KRILLIN. HEY, KRILLIN, don't don't do
that. Not right now.
>> Krillin, whoever that is, IT'S NOT DEAD.
BRO, you're really his best friend for
life and you're going to get outdone by
his son of three years, man.
>> Got to snap out of this, Goku. You're
being controlled.
>> That is not how the technique works. He
not snapping out of it. Oh my god. Wait,
finally I get a nice decent combo off.
Why? When did the bots get so smart? The
bots aren't going to let me have any raw
com. No.
>> I done good.
>> I done good. Why? Why talking like the
aliens in in Toy Story? This should be
the end.
>> No, no, no. I'm going to kill him. You
better not. You better not take control.
I was right there, man. I was so close
to killing him. I know. I missed every
what if point, man. I'm so upset. Just
posing underwater.
Goku. Uh, at the end of the day, Goku
gets his old body back and blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah. I I think we
might be out of the Saiyan saga now.
>> I doubt we have to worry about him
anymore. Take a look. You see that
little alien frog looking thing over
there? That's him.
>> What? We took time out of the limited
sparking zero episode budget and we gave
it to Ginu Frog model.
>> Well, well, there's really nothing
standing between you and utter
annihilation anymore, is there?
>> Um, how about Saiyan Pride?
>> Hey, don't get any ideas, YOU YOU
SPINELESS DOUBLE CROSSING JERK.
[laughter]
>> Don't worry, guys. He won't try to do
anything to us just yet. Oh, he's he's
he's playing on his fried.
>> How various due to you indeed I won't.
Not until the dragon balls have been
unlocked. And beyond that, Kakarot's
strength may still prove useful against
Frieza.
>> Ah, that actually had nothing to do with
Pride. He's He's just being very smart
about this.
>> Minutes to fully recover for you two.
Perhaps I can spruce up your first line
of defense.
>> Oh, we about to get some Saiyan armor
handme-downs, boys. Let's go. They're
not going to make me fight against
Frieza, are they? I don't I don't want
to play that one. Hey, Dende a Peruga.
I'm We're just We're actually just
skipping through the entire saga. Turns
out when you're just focused on Krillin,
you miss most of the picture.
>> Uh-oh.
>> You've successfully dashed my hopes
against the craggy shores of your
ignorance.
>> How poetic. We can't really hear you too
good.
>> Oh, wait. They animated this. Come on,
man. What? When did they decide [music]
to put in a little motion?
>> I really must hand it to you. In all my
years, I've never been so angry as I am
now. How incredibly irritating not to
have seen the writing on the wall.
>> He had his chance. He chose to just sit
in his pot and watch.
>> You bilefilled SUCKING MAGGOTS WILL RUIN
THE DAY YOU CROSS MY PATH. PREPARE
YOURSELVES TO EMBRACE OBLIVION.
>> DAMN, he's mad. All right, this isn't
the Frieza fight I was afraid of,
though, if I'm being honest. Like, I'm
not worried about Actually, did Krillin
did Krillin even fight baby Frieza?
Don't tell me this is the only Frieza
battle we're getting with Krillin. I
wanted to take on second form. Ah, I
could have done a way better combo.
Also, I like how it lets me switch in so
many fights, bro. This is supposed to be
Krillin's moment in the sun. I'm not
switching. One vanish, please. There it
is. I got the one I asked for. That's
literally all I wanted. I got to make
the most out of this big time combo.
Spread energy wave. Yeah, that move is
absolute garbage in [music] this game.
Oh my god. [screaming] Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Don't transform on me yet. Thank
you very much. Let's not Let's not do
that just yet. After strike. After
strike is so OP. What was my assertion?
Let's go. Okay, he's dead. Okay, so this
is not the what if point, which means
maybe the what if points weren't Wait,
wait, wait, wait. Yeah, go ahead. Freeze
the transform. Oh, he actually got all
of his health back. Oh, it's in the
battle. [screaming]
I thought we would like maybe do it next
battle. Oh no,
>> it's like something out of a nightmare.
>> Yeah, I got to agree, Frieza. When I
said that [ __ ] about wanting to see your
second form, bro, like I just want you
to know like I really didn't even mean
it.
>> Oh god,
but you haven't seen my destru yet. I'm
taking half HP. Oh, I don't think he
cared. Oh. Oh. How about you?
>> No, no, no, no, Is it because I'm but Is
it because I'm bald? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO
BE MY STORY. This is my story mode. This
[laughter] isn't how it was supposed to
go. What happened to my what if? Ah,
damn. He buried me underwater. Ret. What
do you mean retry? That's how it goes in
the show. I lost. What? Come on, man. I
actually played it to perfection if you
think about it. I can't vanish to save
my life. All right, I think I will be
switching out of Krillin. All right, you
know what? I'm going to swap out after
this beam. We'll go into Gohan. Holy
[ __ ] Gohan. You attack so slow. Armor
must be weighing him down at this point.
Nice. Double vanish is going to beat the
bot every day of the week. Sice up
again. Come on. We need to be like that
one filler episode where Gohan
absolutely goes crazy. Peace him up.
That's the episode I was looking for.
You better come on out, Frieza. My
psycho.
Oo, I didn't get him. Wait, this little
Gohan has after strike, too. And I think
we just lost it by getting into this
clash. But hopefully we won the CL.
Oh, it's not gone. All right, now it's
gone. Okay, I should probably switch out
into Vegeta now that he's about to
transform. Or is he going to force
Krillin to come in? Or guys, what if
what if I had this all wrong? What if it
wasn't a guaranteed cut scene and I just
could have blocked? I got to get my alt
off. Frieza, stop. You're really scaring
me. I I need you to sit down somewhere.
Here we go. He did switch in Krillin.
Okay, you can just dodge it. That is so
weird, bro.
>> I was quite sure I'd finished you off.
>> What do you mean finish? That's not how
it goes in the show.
>> I feel better,
>> bro. They're literally playing out the
story. How lazy, bro. They could have
like killed him and then resed him. They
have that built into the game. That's in
the episode. But how did they mess that
up? They could have easily just built
this exact battle with the death and
revive mechanic. And he bounced my beam
again. Okay. All right. All right. I'll
set the Yeah. Yo, Dende, can I get the
heal? Yo, Dende, can I get that heal?
Yo, Dende, can I GET A SOMETHING? CAN I
get one super? Oh my god. Get me out.
Get me out. Get me out. How do I switch?
Get me the hell out of there. I am not
losing this battle this late into it.
[screaming] Hey,
that's a big foot you got there. Let me
sit you down somewhere and a gallon.
Yes, finally. Good damage.
Finally. Oh my god. Why did that take so
long? Thank you, Piccolo. I needed the
help. This is not Krillin's story.
Whoa. Yeah, bro. We [laughter]
Yes, Piccolo. We see the fit. Oh my god.
That That's how I was reacting. Why did
they give him such a heavenly light? And
look at him smiling the whole match.
Okay, then we get Frieza the third form
and we are just skipping that entirely.
We are going straight to Frieza final
form. Yep. All right, good. Well, at the
very least, I'm gl Yeah. Yeah. No. And
here we are back in Krillin story mode,
everybody.
>> Damn. That That's why they had to get
picked. Don't your ultimate. Are you
serious? Yo, Goku. YO, GOKU, GET OUT
HERE, MAN. IT MIGHT NOT BE TOO LATE.
Like Krillin doesn't have to die here.
Damn. Damn. Damn. He's piece of it.
Goku.
Damn, bro. I can't breathe. He is
smothering me with this offense. That
has to win. That has to win. That has to
win.
Uh, Frieza, I did apply an after image
strike. So, if the game is fair, this
really shouldn't hit.
>> I'm so glad it worked out. All right, we
did lose it because of that counter,
though. All right, both in our F. I keep
getting it way too early to beat a boss
like this. I could really use some Oh, I
don't think I can dodge this. I This is
This is too much. Can I block it?
>> Oh, yeah. No.
I love sparking zero, man. I love
sparking zero. What can I say? That was
fair. Retry. 30,000
damage, man. Woo. Hold on. Piece him up.
Wait a minute. And a destru.
No. No. Not Not a single one of those
hit.
Oh god. If this kills me again, I'm
going to be mad at Krillin. He didn't
hit a single destructor disc. Easy
dodge. Okay, 30,000 damage. We We just
got to leave. We just got to leave. How
do I switch? How do I switch? How do I
switch? Uh, let's do Piccolo. Hope
everybody's enjoying Krillin's story
mode adventure where starring everybody
but Krillin.
What? Who made this Frieza bot? Come on,
finish the job. Okay. Didn't like the
jab, but he can't block low. He's on
three bars. He's almost finished.
>> It's over.
>> Come on. A little rush attack on top.
There we go. GRAB HIM BY THE HEAD.
YOU'RE NOT going nowhere.
>> [screaming]
>> MOUTH beam on top. Uh-oh. That's not
guaranteed to hit, is it? We blocked it.
It took all of our stamina, but we
blocked it. Now, if only we could do
anything about the counterattack.
>> He's got something else.
>> Not okay, we blinked the first one.
>> It's a special last ditch move Goku
picked up during his training regimen
with King Kai.
>> OH, we didn't even have to win.
Hopefully that's not the what if cuz
that [music] guy was really difficult.
If we have to beat him to branch off, I
I don't want to. All right. They got the
cut scene of Goku throwing the spirit
bomb. Just [laughter]
they just used the cut scene of the
spirit bomb hitting like that. That's
just what it looks like in the game.
Okay. All right. Well, surely they're
not going to make me watch this.
Oh no.
>> No. HE IT CAN'T BE. FRIEZA'S ALIVE. NOW,
really quick, Frieza, before you do
anything, I would like to note that this
is my story mode. No, no, no, no. I
DIDN'T FINISH MY SENTENCE. FRIEZA,
[screaming] FRIEZA, you don't have to do
this.
>> NO, FRIEZA, DON'T DO IT.
>> IT'S HIS STORY MODE. FRIEZA, [screaming]
>> a
[bell]
Goku went Super Saiyan. Wow. Do I
actually get to play that section? I've
No, of course not. Damn. But that was
just the Wait, is there any branching
paths? All right, so there's one
branching path with Frieza. There's only
one branching path. All right, so I
think we have to defeat Frieza fast, I
think. Okay, so mission objective, kill
Frieza. Hey, he already hit a super
counter, guys. I don't know if I'm good
at sparking zero. Uh, at least to the
point where I can kill Frieza this
quick. Piece him up, Krillin. Oh, that
that was him piecing us up. There we go.
There we go. A little more of that.
[ __ ] That's not good for the speedun.
Just get the Yes. All right, we got our
alt off. Alt going off is huge. At least
we didn't waste it.
688. 688. Man, how long did I get to
fight before? I keep doing that. And now
he's running cuz he knows I'm just
trying to kill him. Hey, since I came
back here, I'm kind of moving different.
Oh, he's stuck in the corner.
>> Picked up during his training regimen
with
>> no. How am I supposed to kill him that
fast? That's like impossibly quick. Am I
wrong? And they making me watch the
whole cutscene. Oh no. Y'all did me
dirty with this, man. Two cutscenes.
Three cuts scene. Every time I fail, I
have to watch three cutscenes.
No. Oh my god. Now he has his
and he's got a perfect time to Hell no.
[laughter] Yeah, I forgot I could do
that. I forgot as soon as I It's not
going my way. We're retrying. I feel
like this isn't going fast enough. And
then he got his alult.
>> Leave this to me. I'll take
>> Nope. [laughter] I'm not doing it. I If
he gets his alult off, I'm not doing it.
Like I already know that it's not
enough. Oh my god. Nope. The retry
button is my best friend. If we didn't
have the retry button, I think this
legitimately would take me 17 million
attempts. It might still take me 17
million attempts, but at least it'll
they'll be fast. I legitimately don't
know how I'm supposed to kill him so
quick. Like, I'm doing my best. And he
is at three. I've been focused. Like,
I've been tapped in the whole time. And
he blocks every beam. I'm just I'm just
going to retry now. As soon as I hear
the spirit bomb, like I know it's over.
Nice. Oh, what a vanish. I mean, I guess
we just kind of have to let him get his
ultimate so I can get mine maybe.
Ah, but then I can't win this and then
it's over. Oh, I did win that.
>> Can I block this? If I can't block this,
it's an instant reset. All right, we'll
just block it. And we did it. Okay,
Destru. All I need you to do is hit for
nothing less than a million damage.
>> Oh my god. All right, I'm going to boost
as well. So, we have the boost. Maybe
that's what they want us to do. The
boost is new with this DLC, so it would
make sense that they want us to utilize
the mechanic.
>> Oh, he's he's stuck. He's doing his
paralysis move. That means it's a
perfect time for us to cut him in half
>> and with an animation.
We haven't seen this all video long,
baby
>> with a combo.
>> Just wait. He's got something of
>> a spirit.
Special last ditch move Goku picked up
during his training regimen with King
Kai.
>> No, it was so close. We had him on one
bar. OH, I should have just reset. I
didn't know it was that fast, but it was
a I have to go through 18 cutscenes
again. No. Okay, we I I think we just
spam moves, man. And then he just
autoblocks everything. Like how how do
you kill somebody that autob blocks all
the moves and then you just have to
combo them down which takes too long. I
guess we're both doing our ultimates
with a boost.
>> They definitely just want you to boost
and beat his ass.
>> Okay. Okay. Whoever had the idea to make
it so you need boost to win and also
that Frieza super counters a lot like
why? Like why did you make it this
complex for the Krillin story mode man?
for the Krillin story mode. Without the
boost, it legitimately does feel like
it's not going to work. Oh god.
>> I could have technically boosted. This
is precious time we're wasting.
>> Oh god, it's blink or die against the
giant orb super. I I literally don't
know if we can time this. I'm going to
try my best. Take your time. Oh, I am a
god. This has to be the run.
Oh, whoever it was on the development
team, they said, "You know what? We got
to make it so we He like parries
everything. Why?
Why did it feel like I was doing so much
more damage before? Get him the hell off
me.
Nice. Nice. As long as he doesn't blink
this, I'll take it. It's good enough.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. [laughter]
More of that. More of that. Beautifully
done. All right. Then we go into
Krillin. I mean, Piccolo. Oh, but that
resets my Oh, I hear Nope. Talk of the
spear bomb. We're out. No, thank you.
Talk of the spirit bomb. Let's go ahead
and just get up out of that fight.
Okay,
>> I can't [ __ ] touch the guy. I can't
touch him. Half the time he's
untouchable. So, what I'm struggling
with now is like I I just don't know how
to get the damage on board.
Whoever made this battle, man, why? God,
if only beams could actually hit. If
only they could actually hit, maybe it
would be doable. Bro, I can't I can't do
any damage. How How do you kill this
guy?
Why? How do they make fights like this
where you have to kill them and it's
just impossible to Oh, great.
>> Yeah, even if he he didn't even have to
block, bro. Why make the move work like
Why am I missing something? This is a
big change. I was thinking he was going
to come out little looking.
>> It just sucks, man. Like, how do they
make this game where you have to do this
and you could just super counter
whenever? Like, it's just random. It's
literally just random on if I hit
Friezer or not. He's going to super
counter more than he's not. I just have
to hope for a run where I haven't hit
him in 2 seconds, though. I just thought
of something. What if the point is to
let him super me? And what is he doing?
What? Frieza, what? What are you
confused? What if the point is to let
him super me, but I bean clash with
Kamehameha and win? What are our
thoughts on that? Could that be the
strategy? I don't think he seems super
interested. I guess I just don't know
how we'd force him into doing his
>> alt.
>> Yeah. Okay. He That's not That's not
what we need to do. What do battle
detail say? Uh alternate objective.
Reduce Frieza's health quickly.
Actually, impossible.
>> Only counterplay is boost. Remember to
boost. If not boosted, don't even play.
Remember that super counters just defeat
you. Okay, Frieza's got his alt.
Okay, come on. Come on. Come Go, go, go,
go, go, go. I'm just going to retry.
[laughter]
[gasps] Just going to retry.
>> Okay, just vanish this and charge.
No, I mean, do you guys see this? Do you
see how do you see how [ __ ] RNG it is
that you actually are you watching this?
It's like actually just RNG on if you
actually get to damage Frieza or not.
Like that is what makes this so
frustrating. It has been so long because
I'm just standing here, bro. Like I'm
just standing here hoping and praying I
get it run.
>> Oh, nope. I could have probably blocked
it. Yeah, I probably should have just a
Oh, super counter right away. That is so
funny. That is so funny, dude. I'm
genuinely crying laughing.
Yes. Maybe. Maybe. Just maybe that might
hit.
>> No, of course not. Cuz he vanishes and
he can just decide when what something
hits.
>> Maybe. Maybe. They haven't said anything
yet.
>> Oh my god. It Krillin's ultimate just
doesn't work. It just doesn't work.
Please.
I need it to work, man.
Yes. Oh my god, that was perfect timing.
Maybe.
>> Oh my god. And it doesn't hit because
Krillin sucks. Okay, no spear bomb.
Nobody say anything about a spear bomb.
[laughter]
I can't do it. Like if it let me switch
out so I didn't just have to be Krillin
and play this.
>> Come on.
Oh, stop wasting my goddamn time. Come
on, man. You can't block Destru. Don't
blink it either.
>> This move is [ __ ] garbage, dog. This
move is actually garbage. But then you
switch to Piccolo and you lose all your
blasto gauge and it doesn't feel worth
it. Like, am I wrong? Like, I don't
think I can win with Piccolo.
>> [ __ ] See, like, I almost got there. I
almost got there. Maybe I can switch
into Piccolo. Like, maybe I do an
ultimate and then I switch.
>> Who are you? And then I waste a bar,
bro.
I waste a bar. He's going to vanish this
and take no damage. I hate this
ultimate. Wait,
this [ __ ] character is ass. I didn't
expect this to be so hard that it's
legitimately making me hate my favorite
character. And now I'm getting dog
walked by Frieza
even with boost.
Don't don't don't. It's not like we're
dead. It's not like we're dead. We have
him solo here. Come on. They're talking
about the spirit bomb, but I can't risk
it. We can do this right now. Maybe
cannon. [screaming and groaning]
>> A spirit bomb. It's a special last ditch
move Goku picked up during his training
regimen with King Kai.
>> It's It's impossible. It's actually
impossible.
>> Later.
>> What does a dragon orb do? Do I need to
use a dragon orb on this? Okay, so the
alternate conditions can still apply.
What What does a dragon orb do, man? Oh,
is this the hardest thing I've ever
tried to do in a Dragon Ball game? Like,
this [ __ ] this [ __ ] feels genuinely not
possible. I I I don't miss the super
counters, bro. Like, when he wasn't
super countering, maybe it wasn't
possible, but at least it was fun, you
know? Like, at least at least I wasn't
going to get a
at least I could finish a combo. Oh, at
least I could hit him sometimes, you
know? Like, that was always fun. Let's
go. What a vanish. Put myself behind
him. Okay, I'll sit this one out. Yep.
No worries there.
I don't even know why I try because now
my my Yep. Yep. Oh, he slapped me down.
Like I literally tried to Yep. Yep. Yep.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He needs to do some of
that, man. Like that's that's hype. He
needs to do some of that. My vanishes
weren't fresh. My vanishes weren't
fresh. No. You know, I'm thinking about
it though. The dragon orb did say that
main objectives cannot be completed. So
maybe Oh my god. Oh my god. Maybe dragon
orbs make it impossible for the timer to
run out. And maybe I was supposed to use
a dragon orb. Like there it's just
mandated.
Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
Oh [ __ ] Although I'll be honest, bro.
Like if the timer hasn't run out yet,
like it's not going to run out. I I
think the dragon might be OP. Objective.
Okay. So it won't end. We need to buy
him some more time.
>> Have I ever heard that line before?
>> Dude, it's not ending. The dragon orb is
so clutch.
Yes. This is what I was supposed to do
this whole time. How was I this stupid,
man? Now I'm just enjoying life right
now, man.
What? What is this? This is what dragon
orbs do. [screaming and groaning]
How have I never done this? How have I
never done this? So Goku's going to kill
him for me. Wait, I'm confused. Do I get
the alternate objective or not? Like,
does that count? I feel like I didn't do
what I needed to do.
Okay, what happened? We Hey, did they
get him? Krillin and the others bravely
[music] fight Frieza while Goku prepares
a spirit bomb. The seemingly
insignificant damage dealt by Krillin
and the others in the moment actually
allowed for Frieza to be defeated. Yay,
dude. Planet Namek has found peace.
That's what I did that for. That was the
worst piece of [ __ ] I've ever seen in my
life. I'm genu I'm genuinely pissed that
I wasted my time on that [ __ ] It was
three screenshots. What did I think it
was going to be? That's what I'm trying
to think. Like what what did I really
think I was about to watch? No, I'm
ending it there. I I'm I'm going to come
back and do the rest of Krillin's story
someplace else. But that was I'm I'm I'm
too mad. I'm too mad to play a second
more of this story boat. Or that was
that was awful.