I hated Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (First time reaction)

Hell no. No. Please. No spiders, guys. >> Don't zoom in on it. Don't zoom in on it. OH MY GOD. NO. TURN THIS [ __ ] OFF. HELL NO, BRO. STOP, BRO. THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE, MAN. End this. End the [ __ ] movie. Get the [ __ ] out. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Finally. Right, guys? What has it been like a month since I reacted to Harry Potter? Let's continue into the chamber of secrets, which I believe will be a chamber full of secrets. Let's see. Did they get older? Because this is a year later, which is very interesting. From 2001 with the first movie to 2002 in the second movie. Would they film this like every year? Probably because the kids grow fast. So, they got to keep up with this [ __ ] They got they got to keep it coming. Oh, wow. Okay, he's back home. He looks a little older. Wow. He got a lot older. YO, HOLY [ __ ] HE'S GOING to have a mustache by the end of the movie. >> If Uncle Vernon >> I want to kill Uncle Vernon and her at the same time and the kid. >> If you can't control that bloody bird, it'll have to go. >> I want the bird to eat all of them. >> If I could only let her out for >> Well, so you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends. No, sir. >> I hate them, but they're hilarious. >> Harry, there's no reasoning with these people. They're evil. >> Who'd want to be friends with you? I want to kill him. I want Oh my god. I want to squeeze him. >> I want to pop him like a balloon, bro. >> The goodness of our hearts. >> Wow. You gave him a a bed. [laughter] >> You're You're a saint. >> Now, let's go over our >> We even fed you, Harry. >> Harry, when when people get here, I want you to cause chaos. Oh, yes. >> And you? >> You're all going to be embarrassed. >> I'll be pretending that I don't exist. Oh my god, that's so sad. Why? I'm not laughing. >> Well, be the day I make the biggest deal of my career. >> Oh, that's it. Thunder's going to strike him. >> Mess it up. >> Mess it up, Harry. I want you to mess it up. I want you to destroy his dignity. I want you to murder. I mean, I I want you to embarrass him. The >> [ __ ] is that? >> Is that a goblin? Is that an elf? Wait, bro. It's like from Lord of the Rings. >> It's an elf. The house elf. Not to be rude. >> What is he like a maid? >> But this isn't it's >> Dobby. >> Dobby has come to tell you >> it is difficult. >> He's like Yoda. >> Don't wear brown. >> Why don't you sit down? >> He's never been told to sit down. Wait, >> is he sad or happy? >> Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but never has >> Call him master down by a wizard like an equal. >> I knew it. It was happiness. The wizards enslaved him. That was an offic. >> Keep doing it while the people are over. Yeah. [laughter] >> It's just the cat. >> Oh, yes. The cat. The cat's going to ruin your life, buddy. >> It's going to be his worst day, but my best day ever. >> Had to punish himself. Sir, Dobby is bound to serve one family forever. >> Oh my god. >> Ever to warn him. Potter. >> Must not go back. Don't watch school. >> Nah. No. We're going back right now. We have the chambers of secrets. >> What terrible things? >> That's why we must go. That's interesting. >> He's just like me when I was younger. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> I love it. Dobby, kill the fat man walking into the room. Get in there. >> Oh, I thought he was about to choke slam the guy. >> What the devil are you doing up here? >> He's doing jumping jacks. He's >> working out. >> Wait, what was the joke? >> Never been born, boy. >> Oh my god. Make more sound. I'm going to put you where your parents are. Like, damn. >> I belong in your world. >> You're joining them in hell. >> The only friends who don't even write to Harry Potter. Well, I expect they How do you know my friends haven't been writing to me? >> He stole the letters. Wait a minute. >> Harry Potter mustn't be angry with Dobby. >> Hermione would message Harry. She would send letters. She looks like a letter type of girl. >> Harry, now >> I told you what I say. Hermione would never not write a letter. Oh, here we go. Run. Run in there. Take it. Eat that [ __ ] cake. Every inch of it. Dobby, you'll be the best character of all time. >> Dobby, I'll never leave this room. Please. >> Going back to school. I can't. Hogwarts. >> Harry, just say it now. Just say it for now. No. You know what? Don't say it. I want him to throw it. >> Oh, [ __ ] yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> Don't stop it. [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] >> I'm so sorry. Meeting strangers upsets him. >> No job for you, buddy. >> Unemployed. >> Oh, I love Dobby. Dobby's the goat, bro. Looking like Mario. Look at him. I give him a lot for getting on a ladder and doing that. >> School. >> He may be large, but >> freaky friends of yours again. >> He's a hardworking man. Aliens. That's what they got going on in Britain. Is that a car? That's so cool. When is our world going to be like this? When are we going to have flying cars? Hey, it's the Gingers. The Weasley's. My bad, dude. He got older. >> Hey, hurry. >> Rescuing you. >> Rescuing you. He's held hostage. Ah. Oh, this is great. Damn, they're driving already. Yo, I'd have a heart attack if that [laughter] happened in the middle of the night. OH MY GOD. RUN, RUN. [laughter] My man had the door triple locked. Oh my god, bro. What? You could be like 14 years old driving in London. What the [ __ ] Is the legal age to drive different for flying cars? Because there's like one on the in the sky, I guess. >> Kick him. [laughter] Oh, IMAGINE LIKE BOOM, AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS. BRO, he could play Santa Claus. this guy. Oh my heart. No pun intended, but that was magical. The the music >> with the escape. >> Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday. What a birthday. The world of Harry Potter is absolutely marvelous. Only if there were a game. Wow. We at Ron's house. It's funny because I have a ginger friend named Ron now and I cannot separate the two. This is the life. Living on a farm where magic is allowed. Everybody does magic here. This is the life. Harry, just move in. I'm sure they'll accept you. John Cena, >> where have you been? >> Oh, wait. We've met her before >> when she was dropping off the kids at the train station. >> Of course, I don't blame you, Harry. Aw, >> they were staring. >> What a nice lady. >> Ronald Weasley. >> Uh-oh. The full name, Ronald. >> Spot of breakfast. >> That's how you know she's mad. >> Here we are, Harry. >> They had another kid. Wait, >> mommy, have you seen my jumper? >> Yes. >> No, no, no, no, no. She was in the other movie, too. >> Hello. >> A [laughter] god. A >> What did I do? [laughter] Jillian, she's been talking about you. >> OH MY GOD. Oh my god. Does she have a crush on him? >> Wow. Oh, and who are you? >> What a complete family. >> Sorry, sir. >> Who are you? >> Harry, sir. >> Good lord, [laughter] you. >> Good lord. >> Ron's told about you. Of course. >> That's hilarious. >> Jesus. >> Your son. >> What they do? >> How'd it go? >> Sorry. I was thinking about my dad. >> Very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong. >> Oh, I like it. >> Oh, look. It's our Hogwarts letters. Oh, and >> they've sent us Harry's as well. >> Dumbledore must know you're here, Harry. >> Diagon Alley. >> Yeah, my favorite place. >> You go first. >> Look at them. They're all dressed up. They're ready. >> Too proud of you. >> Will you go first, John? So that Harry can see how it's done. >> Yes. >> Interesting. It's like Santa Claus. Instead of going down, you're going up the chimney. Okay. >> Oh my god. That could go the wrong way. [laughter] >> HELL, [screaming] [ __ ] burn alive. Come on, >> Japan. >> Very good. >> That's what I would do. >> And don't forget to diagonally. >> Diagonally. Oh god. Where did he go? [laughter] >> What did he say, dear? >> Diagonally. >> I thought he did. >> I think he's in Alaska now. That's really cool. Yeah. My man needs some wipes for those glasses, man. It's bothering me. What is he? Voldemort's dungeon. The [ __ ] is this? Voldemort's attic. My bad. My bad. I need to get one of those. Put something valuable right there if someone grabs it. Uh-oh. Oh, where the [ __ ] is he, man? Is this hell? >> Not lost are you, my dear? >> Slabber. I don't know. >> We'll help you find, >> bro. Where are Where is this? Is this London? >> No. Please, >> Harry. >> It's like Hollywood Boulevard. Oh, thank God. >> What do you doy place? >> That was evil alley, bro. >> Oh, I was um I was looking for a flesh heating thug repellent. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have a few of those upstairs. Ah, there she is. My favorite character. >> Harry Hagrid. >> A yo, she got so much older. >> See you. I'll kill us. Repair it. >> Thank God. Thank God for Hermione. Yeah, >> I definitely need to remember that one. >> Yeah, cuz it's going to happen a lot probably. >> Yeah, there he is. >> Good lord. >> Harry Potter. >> Damn. Everybody reacts to Harry Potter, including me, of course. Harry Potter. >> Extraordinary moment. This is >> I don't know about this guy. Young Harry stepped into flourish and blotss. >> I have a bad feeling about this >> biography [applause] >> which in Hermione loves >> him at top the daily profit bestseller list. He had no idea >> Draco's about to throw a dart at him or some [ __ ] >> using Harry. All of [laughter] you wait outside. >> So this guy's like the Nicholas Light of Hogwarts. Okay. Famous Harry Potter. Can't even go to a bookshop without making the front page. >> Damn, bro. >> Leave him alone. >> I like Potter. >> Leave him alone or I'm going to kill you, >> bro. He looks like Legalolis. This guy like Lord of the Rings. He's an elf. Lucius. >> At last. >> Evil, bro. Lucius and Draco. These are evil names. He doesn't even have a hand. >> Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing more than a murderer. >> That's right. Let him know. >> You must be very brave, >> Lucius. >> Only increases fear of the thing itself. >> And you must let your parents. >> Oh, those are her parents. >> Knuckles. >> Brokies, aren't they? Damn. >> This guy's evil. >> And now I see why Draco's this way. >> Second hand book. You must be at the Whislers. >> Second hand. Oh, yep. I know who those are. Oh [laughter] my god. >> All those extra raids. I do hope they're paying you overtime. >> HE'S CALLING HIM BRO. IF YOU'RE a bro boy, just say so. >> I'd say not. >> Damn. >> If they don't even pay you well for it. >> WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS GUY IN? >> ANY DIFFERENT IDEA about what disgraces the name of wizard Malfoy? >> I love this guy. I love Lucius. >> I'm talking [ __ ] but I love him. [laughter] those lower beings. >> They could sink no lower. >> He's the best character now. >> I'll see you at work. >> Oh, I love him. Is he going to be one of those evil guys that turn good? >> See you at school. >> See you at school, [ __ ] Damn. Disney ass villain. I don't mean that in a bad way. [laughter] >> See you at school. I'll shove you in your locker, Harry. I'm going to try this. If I die, I'm suing. You did. I I keep thinking they're just going to get hurt. Oh, it's I thought it was Guinea. Jinny. Okay. I'm like I'm a guinea [ __ ] >> Uh-oh. >> What do you do think you're doing? >> Sorry. >> Playing a new game the kids play. >> Throw yourselves into a wall. Is that the same train conductor from the last movie? >> I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised >> for some reason. >> Dobby. It's Dobby. Dobby did some anti-agic. >> Maybe mom and dad can't get back. >> You'll never see them again. >> Maybe we should just go and wait by the car. >> Wait, who's driving, bro? They're like 10 years old. >> Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Oh [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> It's the Hogwarts Express. Nice. Yo, this is so cool. It's so fun. Yo, Ron knows how to whip it. Damn. Holy [ __ ] bro. Put him in Star Wars. HARRY, DON'T LET GO. WE WON'T HAVE MORE MOVIES. >> I'm trying. >> He might die, guys. I want to see Harry fly. Is that going to happen? Cuz you know without a broom. >> Fly through the sky like Superman. Yo, come on, man. He's talking to me. This is my home. [laughter] Back to the wand shop. All right. you know, with suspending the land. It was pretty good. They're not hurt. Oh my god. Dumbledore is going to be like, "Good heavens." [laughter] Oh, [ __ ] >> I don't know. >> I thought a dinosaur was coming. Oh, it's the trees attacking. Is there anybody at THIS [ __ ] SCHOOL THAT COULD HELP? THEY DON'T HEAR THIS. Oh my god, what a ride. I love Ron's screams. I mean, I'd be mad, too, if I were the tree. He had a reason for that. He had a point. Wow. Is the car about to fly away? >> Scabbers. >> Scabbers. Yay. [laughter] Hey yo, that rat's going to be like 40 ft tall. Has this ever happened to you? The first Tesla. Forget about Elon, bro. It's It's all about JK Roland. >> That's going to kill me. [laughter] >> It's not a drunk driver. It's a drunk car. This guy. It was him. Just look at his face. >> Might well be the last you spend in this castle. >> What did that mean, bro? >> We are in trouble. [laughter] You were seen. >> What a man. >> No less than seven muggles. >> Damn. >> The exposure of our world. >> We got to erase their memories. >> I think it did more damage to us. >> Siphons. >> Never seen Snape so serious before. Like this serious. >> The both of you would be on the train home. >> The both of you would be dead. Oh [snorts] my god. >> They are not. These boys have flouted the decree for the restriction of underage wizardry. >> It is for Professor McGonogal to determine the appropriate action. >> McGonogal is going to be like, "You're all good, boys. >> You're going to expel us, aren't you?" >> She would never >> Today, Mr. Weasley, >> maybe tomorrow >> view the seriousness of what you have done. >> I will be families tonight. >> I love her. >> And you will both receive detention. She's like a sweet old lady, you know, like just very sweet. >> Morning everyone. >> We had the greenery. >> Good morning everyone. >> Today we're learning how to plant flowers. >> Repop mandrekes. >> Mandrekes is used to return those who've been petrified to their original state. >> Yes, >> it's also quite dangerous. [laughter] The mandre's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it. >> Excellent. 10 points to Gryffindor. >> WOW. WHOA. 10 POINTS. We're back on the map. >> So, can you please put them on right now? >> Put them on right now before your ears bleed. >> No, that's excruciating. >> Oh god, it's worse than my voice. >> It's so cute. I want one. >> Long bottoms. >> It ain't a Harry Potter movie unless Neville passes out. >> No, he's just fainted. >> He's dead. Yes. Well, [laughter] just leave him there. Right. On we go. Empty pots to go. >> Don't leave him there. He'll be fine. >> I'm grasping it. [laughter] Oh my god. N man. Oh. HEY. YEAH. BITE IT. BITE HIS [ __ ] finger off. Teach him a lesson. >> I shouldn't be wearing headphones right now. >> Hey, it's me. >> I love how all of the characters are here. Even the kids, the NPCs, I bet they all have names. Every single person in here has a name. I bet. >> Say it. >> They ain't muggles. >> Hi, Harry. >> [ __ ] kid. Punch him. >> Colin Griffin, too. >> Hi, Colin. >> Colin, you better chill out a little bit, brother. Damn, this owl's the main character, bro. Always popping in. >> God, crash landing. Oh, I thought he died. >> Bird's drunk. >> Been sipping the wizard juice. >> What does he mean by that? It was horrible. >> Weasley. >> God. Oh, it's the car in front of everybody. >> You see [laughter] that car? YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY. >> That face >> AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT TO BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME. AH, >> congratulations on >> your father and I are so proud. >> Oh, and Harry, I love you. >> Damn, I thought she was about to spit on him. [laughter] He's haunted. Oh god, everybody's going to be talking about that for the next six movies. >> Let the dark art. >> I don't like this guy. He's too pretty. >> Me. >> Gilderoy Lockheart. Gilderoy Lockheart. >> Yeah, I don't know about this guy, >> bro. He's about to be the villain of the movie. >> He got a chamber of secrets. I could tell >> Harry looked concerned when he when he left. >> You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. >> I know who's in there. It's It's Dobby. Dobby's in there. Harry's going to be like, "DO NOT PROVOKE THEM." >> Oh my god. The [ __ ] bro? Little blue aliens. >> Draco looks scared of them. >> Is that his fear? >> He looked like he shot himself. >> You got to drop one in his bed. YEAH. [laughter] [screaming] >> Oh [ __ ] He always gets hurt. They're going to pull his ears off. Look at Draco. Draco, we got to get out of here, boys. They're going to hang him. Go after Draco. All of you >> embarrass him. Oh >> Pepsi Pronis, GET OFF MY PICTURE. THAT'S MY BEST HEAD SHOT. >> Get a gun, somebody. >> Oh, he's a She's immobilizing them. Wow. Harmoni the Hank taking everybody out. >> Why is it always me? >> Get used to it, boy. [laughter] Every movie I'm expecting him to get hurt. harder. >> Do we have time for Quidditch? You know what I mean? Like I feel like there's bigger things going on. >> Where you think you're going, Flint? >> The [ __ ] >> That's their team named today. >> They all look like [ __ ] Look at their faces. >> God, I want to slap them. >> I practice today. Owing to the >> Snape, you son of a [ __ ] >> You've got a new secret. Who? >> Who do you think? I SAW HIM. I SAW HIM IN THE BACK. OF COURSE. OH, he's going to cheat. He's going to cheat in the first game. >> Those are 2001. Oh god. Wait a minute. His dad, Lucius. Oh my god, that rich prick. >> At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. [screaming] >> [ __ ] He's going to kill her, bro. Look at that face. >> Your opinion, you filthy little mud blood. >> Damn. >> EAT SLUGS. >> OH [ __ ] Oh my god. Bam. Imagine he set on fire. He went to protect his girl. >> That was cute. >> You put a frog in his mouth. >> Say something. >> Wow. Can you turn him around? >> COLIN, GET OUT OF HERE. >> They're taking this nasty. Get him out of here. Draco. I swear to God, I'll jump through this [ __ ] movie screen right now. Watch. I'm going to love Draco by the end of the series. >> They always do this. I know what they're doing. right now. I hate him. I hate his guts. >> Calling Hermione a mud blood. >> I'll show you blood. Oh, >> she's always getting bullied. I feel terrible. >> He did not. >> What's your mud blood? >> A like >> it means dirty blood. >> A >> mud buds are really fat. Someone like me. >> It makes you special that you have magic and they know >> comforter. Come on, guys. >> Like the Malfoy family that are [ __ ] closer than everyone else for. >> Yeah, they're call pure blood. >> They're [ __ ] >> That's horrible. >> That's what Hagrid should have said. >> Damn, how much did he put inside of him? >> More to the point. They've yet to think. >> She's crying, man. Damn it. >> Do come here. >> I'm going to kill his whole bloodline. I swear to God. >> Don't you think on it for one minute. >> Wow. Thank God for Hagrid, man. What a good man. He's like a father to them. a mentor full of heart and love and respect for his three students. >> Can you possibly imagine? >> Nothing bad happened to him. >> Not really. >> This guy's full of himself. >> A fickle friend. >> He's full of something else, too. >> Celebrity is a celebrity does. >> Yeah, I could relate. Maybe that's why I don't like him, cuz I am him. Uhoh. >> Voldemort. What? >> Sorry. >> Oh [ __ ] Only Harry heard him. Was the Scar talking to him? Voldemort >> voice. >> Come to me, Harry. >> What are you talking about, Harry? >> Of course he didn't hear it. He's dumb. >> Spooky how the time flies when one's having [snorts] fun. >> Yeah, dandy. Having a blast. >> Spooky. >> You know what it is, Harry. Come on. You just dealt with it last movie. You have short-term memory loss. >> Let me rip you. What the? Wait a minute. Oh, it's not Voldemort. Maybe Harry. >> Did you hear it? I heard it first in Knockout's office and then again just >> it's in his head. I think >> it's moving. >> It's time for what? Dinner. >> I think he's going to kill >> Harry. >> Uh uh Lucius. Hopefully. >> No, I like Lucius, but I hate him at the same time. That's a good villain right there. That's a That's what you're supposed to do. You're not supposed to like him, but you're supposed to like him at the same time. Hell no. No. Please, no spiders. Guys, can we do one movie without [ __ ] spiders? >> Oh, no. Don't do close-ups. I do not want a close-up. Me neither, Ron. I agree. The >> Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the air, beware. It's written in blood. >> Sick. That's the name of the movie. The Chamber of Secrets. >> It's Vulture's cat. Mrs. Norris, >> is it dead? We're frozen. I don't want to see a dead cat. Draco's like, "What'd you do, Harry? Why are you killing cats?" Damn. Take Don't take a [ __ ] picture. Not right now, Guinea. Wait, what's his name? >> You'll be next, mud bloods. >> Oh, I'm going to throw a grenade at you, boy. >> Oh, no. He's going to see his cat. Oh, NO. HIS CAT. THAT'S like his wife. murdered my cat. >> Why would Harry kill your cat? Let's use our brains if we have any. >> I'll kill you. >> I'll kill this student. >> I'll go >> right in front of everybody else. >> We'll proceed to the studies immediately. >> Dumbledore's like, "Not again." >> Everyone except >> [ __ ] that chamber. >> Of course, everyone except the three main characters stay here. >> She's not dead. A >> she's frozen. I told you they would never kill a cat in a family movie. >> So unlucky. I know exactly the counter curse that could have spared her. >> They all know he's full of [ __ ] man. [laughter] >> Ask him. >> Ask him. The murderer. >> It's not true. >> Imagine Harry Potter writing on the wall. >> Never touch Mrs. >> with a paintbrush. >> If I might have master, his friends were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. >> However, >> wow, >> the circumstances. Is he high? >> Suspicious. >> No way. Did he say that? >> Seeing. >> Okay, now that sounds like Snape. >> See, Harry was helping you with my fan mail. >> He was signing autographs for me. >> We just found him when he said, >> "Yes, Mr. Granger." >> [ __ ] >> St like Mrs. Nor. >> Stape looks like a bird. A sexy bird. I want to make that clear. >> I like Snape has beenrified. >> Never forget what he did in the first movie. >> SEE SOME PUNISHMENT. We will. >> I want to see somebody hung a portion will be made which will revive Mrs. Norris. >> He just misses his cat, man. You know what? Like >> it'll make me say crazy [ __ ] too, if I lost my pet if this happened. Where's Dobby? >> Yeah, I love this room. So cool. >> Do you think I should have told them Dumbledore and the others? I mean, >> are you mad? I >> I think he should have. >> Harry, hearing voices isn't a good sign. >> Oh [ __ ] Evil Harry Potter. He's going to have to fight himself. >> You can't have any privacy here, man. [ __ ] paintings start talking to you. The walls start talking. The [ __ ] trees. >> We will be transforming animals into water goblets. >> Why? >> I'd love to have her as my teacher. She's so cute. >> NO. >> WHO would like to go first? >> Why would we do this? >> Verto. >> NO. NO. NO. NOT THE [ __ ] RAT. WHAT'S he going to turn him into? [laughter] >> No, you're torturing him. >> Please be pleasing Mr. Weasley. >> Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets. >> Damn. Flat out asking her, bro. Damn. Can you tell us about Voldemort >> over a thousand years ago by the four greatest witches? Are we ever going to see that? >> Of the age >> like a flashback. >> Rowena. >> Oh, >> and Salazar Slytherin. >> Damn, that's awesome. >> Coexisted quite harmoniously. >> Except for >> one. >> Which one? I wonder. >> Yes, it's her. >> Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students. >> I wonder which one. >> He decided to leave the school. >> Evil. >> A hidden chamber in this castle. Of course, >> as the chamber of >> course >> the air alone would be able to open the chamber. >> Who's the air? Lucius. >> Unleash. Naturally, the school has been searched many times. >> Wow. >> No such chamber has been found. >> If you don't get magic, you're shot on sight. >> What is with the chamber? >> We got to blow that chamber up to something that only the heir of Slytherin can control. >> Who's the heir? Lucius or Draco? Watch. just going to be one of them. Oh my god, the monster. Look at him. He's already planning it. >> Truth. >> Yes. Can you tell? >> I mean, it's the name of the movie, Ron. >> All the teachers are >> I think it's real. >> The question is, who is it? >> Oh, I know who IT IS. HE'S MY DAD. >> You know, you'll be next, mud bloods. >> I heard him, but Mel, >> he's the heir to the devil. >> Maybe Ron's right to I mean, look at his family. >> Yeah, they're evil. >> Maybe we could trick them into telling. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's tie them up. that thick >> and interrogate them with a gun. >> Not to mention, we'd be breaking about 50 school rules. >> Oh well, we always break rules. Here we go. >> This is a job for the Scooby Doo gang. >> To transform himself temporarily into the physical form of another. >> Oh my god. >> Won't tell us anything. >> Exactly. >> Oh no, man. >> I've never seen a more complicated potion. >> Watch. They're going to >> Well, how long >> almost get it out of him and then they're going to transform back? >> A month. But Hermione, if Malfoy is the heir of Slytherin, he could attack half the muggleborns in the school by then. >> He's going to kill all of them. >> The only plan we've got, >> he's going to have like a a a machine gun wand. Here we go. This is the perfect time for a game of Quidditch. Let's see if it looks better than the first movie. It does look better. Wow, in one year it looks better. They made a lot of money off that movie. Uhoh. >> BOO. OH MY GOD. I'D BE BOOING. >> GRYFFINDOR. 90 to 30. >> 90 to 30. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Oh, Draco. You wait, bro. I got a bow and arrow in that audience, man. I'm about to Bam. >> All right. Scarhead. >> Scarhead. This game is deadly. It's the most dangerous game I've seen in my life. Sport. Most dangerous sport. >> What if it went through him? Through his head. >> Somebody stop it. You're telling me no one's strong enough to stop it? You know what, Draco? Stand in front of it. >> Training for the ballet potter. >> What if he was? [laughter] [screaming] Yo, Draco's head almost became the ball. Oh my god. They're allowing this. These useless teachers. The faly sucks. You're going to catch me. [crying] >> Catch him, Harry. Let the ball hit him. This little bastard starting to really piss me off. Damn, bro. Why do you hate HIM SO MUCH? OH MY GOD. YEAH, this is the time for pictures. >> This is exhilarating, bro. >> I don't know about y'all, but I think the teacher should stop this. [snorts] Maybe I'm just too pure-hearted, too much of a mud blood. He doesn't even care. I wouldn't either. Am I supposed to feel bad? He deserved it. Come on, Harry. Draco the bum is on the floor. You got this. Oh [ __ ] Damn. I wasn't expecting that. >> Oh. >> Yeah. [screaming] Now we're going to ballet class after this. God, I almost took him out. >> Inato. Oh yo, Hermione always eliminating the danger. The pixie fairies, the pixie dust, and the bomb. >> I think my I think my arm's broken. >> Not you. Poor >> boy. He doesn't know what he's saying now. [laughter] >> Not you. >> Imagine he rips it off. >> No way. >> Get this guy out of here. But uh the point is uh >> go to the [ __ ] FLOWER SHOP, BOY. >> GODS, >> AND there's no bones left, [laughter] >> Haragrid. I'm sure you could do this yourself. >> Nothing makes me happier. >> Should have been brought straight to me. >> [ __ ] around. Find out. Draco >> bones in a heartbeat. Oh, I'll be able to certainly, but it'll be painful. >> Maybe this will change the little bastard. >> Night, Potter. Regrowing bones is a nasty business. >> Damn. Uhoh. Yeah, let's not leave him alone in here with Draco. [screaming] Maybe they'll bond in the hospital. I I don't know. >> Hello. >> My god. >> Dobby. Harry Potter should have >> Is that Dobby talking to him? >> I bit my [ __ ] tongue when he showed up. >> I told you he did that. >> Yes, sir. >> I told you. >> Harry Potter must go. >> He's protecting his master. Dobby thought his bludger would be enough to make Harry. >> This is his home, Dobby. >> Dobby had to iron his hands. >> Yo, Dobby's powerful. Wow. >> Betting like strangle. >> I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of you. >> Dobby is used to death threat, sir. Dobby gets them. >> I don't suppose you can tell. >> Guys, he's like me. >> Not kill you, sir. >> I'm the Dobby of Earth. >> Kill you >> of YouTube. >> DOBBY, >> I feel terrible. Harry's like pathetic. >> This sir, >> take it off. Be free. >> The house elves enslavement. >> My god. >> Presents him with clothes. >> Give him a pair of jeans and a tank top. >> Is to repeat it, sir. >> Mhm. Warning him about the chamber of secrets unleashing from the hair to the iron throne. >> Air. I keep saying hair. >> You're going to wake Draco up the evil kid. >> Where is he? He's gone. Dobby only watchs Harry Potter. >> No, no, no. He has to tell him. >> Dobby, tell me who is. >> Tell him or else. >> Oh god. Who is that, Snape? Oh. Oh, I thought it was a homeless man. >> There's been another attack, >> I think. >> Who is that? >> The cameraman. >> To take a picture of his attacker, >> Gibby. Oh [ __ ] What was the last picture? What can this mean? Help us >> that our students are in great danger. >> Means we need to equip ourselves >> is no longer safe. >> Sound sound the alarms >> as we feared Murva. >> Damn. >> Opened again. >> Yeah, we got to get guns, bro. The hell with the wands. >> The chamber of secrets is >> looks like an elder ring room. >> And now we told Draco how to do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm with Ron. >> Wait for the poly juice patient to know for sure. >> I agree. >> Don't you think I'll get caught? No, no one ever comes in here. Moaning Myrtle. >> Myrtle. Oh, >> moaning Myrtle. >> Moaning Myrtle. >> Who's Moaning Myrtle? >> Myrtle. Myrtle. Moing. >> Moaning Myrtle. I wouldn't expect you to know me. Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable moping moaning my >> We got to get out of this room, bro. I can't take a voice. [ __ ] We got to get out of here. Yeah, stay down there. A little annoying. I'll probably like her. >> Can everybody see me? >> This guy's too involved. >> Can you all hear me? >> Say ain't the time for this >> to train you all up in case you ever need >> to arm you all >> yourselves. See my published works. >> Okay. I wonder if that really exists. They really love this guy. >> They eat it all up. >> Professor Snape. >> I don't think he wants to be your assistant. There he is. He has the real celebrity to worry. >> These two would never be friends. When >> the complete opposites, >> never fear. Snape is here. >> They're going to dance. >> Oh, they're Oh, it's a duel. Let's go. >> EXPER [laughter] lose with Snape on our side. The goat. >> Professor Snape. But if you don't mind me saying, it was pretty obvious what you're about to do. And if I had wanted to stop you, it would have been only >> such a bullshitter. >> Perhaps to block unfriendly spells. >> He's such a good actor, man. You could not have found anyone better to play a part like this. >> Seriously, he's the best. I think I'm a Snape number one fanboy. >> We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox. >> Might I suggest someone? >> Oh god. No. No. Malfoy. >> No. What was that? What was that? A snake could probably get down. You know what I mean? >> Good luck, Potter. >> Thank you, sir. >> Like like dancing. I don't know what you thought I meant. I hate that smug look. >> Blasting, bro. >> Potter, you wish. >> Patrono explod. Bam. Here we go. This is big, bro. Malfoy is going to do something dirty, bro. Hit him with a low blow. Watch >> on the count to disarm. We >> Yeah, not the >> any accident here. >> Destroy. >> Malfoy doesn't know how to count. Two ain't three. He's stupid. You get back up in here. >> Rick the emperor. >> RICK THE EMPEROR. OH YEAH. [laughter] Hell yeah. Embarrass him. The little baby. Look at Look at him. Kill kill that. Oh, whoa. No, that's dirty. That's a dark art right there. He's slithering. He's going to RKO him. >> I'll get rid of it for you. >> Allow me, Professor Snape. >> No, don't allow him. He can't do anything. This This guy sucks. He's going to multiply him. >> Look, he just pissed it off. It's going to grow, bro. What >> the [ __ ] What was that? Voldemort's feet. B Voldemort and knees, >> bro. Is he possessed? He's communicating with a snake. >> Everybody, bro, Snape included, was like, "What's going on here? How do you learn that? He's possessed. Oh, he didn't even know what just happened. He was taken over. They were scared OF HIM. WHOA. WHAT'S going on here? >> Parcel mouth. >> Tell us. I mean, what? >> You can talk to snakes. >> I know. I mean, >> yeah, you could talk to Draco. >> My cousin Dudley at the zoo once. >> OH, WAIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH. >> NO, they can't. >> You're the only one, Harry. >> Harry, this is bad. If I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin. >> Oh, that's what you said to him. I heard you speaking partial tongue. Snake language. >> That's not good, man. I don't want to speak snake. He doesn't even remember. >> But I didn't realize it. >> How can I? >> It's the voice inside of him >> without knowing I can. >> Voldemort's in his head. >> Sounded like you were egging the snake on or something. Listen to me. >> You were [ __ ] talking the snake. >> Is a Salazar Slytherin was a >> He could talk to snakes, too. It was great great great [laughter] grandson or something. >> It's your grandfather. >> It can't be. >> He lived years ago. >> For all we know, he could be. >> He has some dark blood inside of him. Some darkness in there. He get it from his dad. His dad was evil. The [ __ ] you looking at? They hate him now. What? A No, don't be afraid of him. She likes him now. She's afraid. See if I can come in. >> That ain't good. They're They're not trying to hide it, too. They're just talking [ __ ] like, "Fuck this kid." Okay, that's not Dobby. The Chamber of Secrets is calling him. Maybe he's the heir. That would be a twist. It's not Draco. It's not who we expected it. It's going to be Harry. Is he dead? What's going on? Is that how he sleeps? Wait a minute. Who's that guy got stuck in the thumbnail pose? >> Caught in the act. >> Mr. Beast's thumbnail pose. >> I'll have you out this time, Potter. Mark my words. >> No, [snorts] >> I think Harry did do it. He just doesn't realize it. Mr. Filch has a point. I don't like this. I don't like this movie. I don't want to see spiders, man. Get the [ __ ] out of here, please. No. No. Those are big, too, man. Like, I don't want to look. Harry killed a kid. >> I swear I didn't. This is out of >> Harry's become an American. >> Professor Dumbledore will be waiting for you. >> Bro, look at that. I need that in my room. >> Sherbet Lemon. >> Sherbet Lemon. Bro, I need that to go upstairs. How much would I need to pay? Imagine Double Doors in like his pajamas. My man's in the booth right now rapping. Is that a bird? What's not in this room? >> Be in your bonnet, Potter. >> Harry's parents are going to be in here. >> You would have done well in Slytherin. You're wrong. >> Huh? Wow. Imagine that alternate timeline right there if Harry was Slytherin and Draco was, you know, Gryffindor. I forgot it for a second. Yo, that's beautiful. Moltres. >> So your bird, there was nothing I could do. He >> He's dead. >> He just caught fire. >> Maybe that's what he does. >> About time, too. He's been looking. >> WHAT? IS HE DEAD? >> WAIT. On a burning day. >> What? >> He's a phoenix. Harry. >> Oh, >> the burst into flame when it IS TIME FOR >> NO, HE'S DEAD. >> AND reborn from the ashes. Oh, he resurrects. A wait a minute. That [ __ ] so cute, man. He looks like a little Yoshi. >> Oh, immensely healing powers. >> How do I get one? >> Professor Dumbledore. >> What? What's in his hand? >> I'd be prepared to swear in front of the Ministry of Magic. >> That Harry attacked anyone. >> Dumbledore is pure-hearted. >> That means he's probably going to die. He's too good. Oh, right. >> So is Hagrid, but >> they would never kill him. >> Just wait outside then. >> I think they're going to kill him. He has to, bro. He looks really old. >> I do not think you is there. >> Please, Harry. Enough with the [ __ ] Tell him right now. Tell him. >> Don't hide anything. You know you could trust him. >> No, sir. Nothing. >> What's wrong with him? >> Dumbledore knows there's something going on here. Like, I guess I'll wait for him to tell me when the time is right. What do you mean, no? Unless that's not Harry talking. Oh my god. Beautiful. Harry Potter's a Christmas movie, guys. I want to skip through a field of flowers right now. Oh my god, it's beautiful. Bro, Christmas was in the last movie, too. Oh man, this is why I hate the summer. I miss I miss the winter. Bring it back. >> Crap and go. >> Oh, here we go. We're doing this. >> Let's do it. Real crab oil. I filled these with a simple sleeping drop. >> My god, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE DRUGGED THEM. >> Powerful >> drugged the muffins. >> Pull out a few of their hair. >> My favorite. >> And put on it. I got this off her robes. >> My god. >> I'm going to go check on the poly juice potion. >> She's great. >> Where would we be without Hermione? We'd be dead. Honestly, we'd be dead. >> The movie would have ended with the first one. They're going to have to fight that tiger. [clears throat] Maybe I should do >> Leviosa. >> That's the easy one. >> If you don't know how to do that one, get out of school. Yeah, they'll follow those cupcakes to the end of the world. Damn, they aggressively eat. [snorts] Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Like, damn. calm down. You don't have enough. Selfish. >> Could you get [laughter] Come on, let's get him. >> Yo, that's crazy. Cooking with Hermione. That would have been a nice game to play. >> Xes of crab. >> Cheers. >> Yeah, here we go. Let me try that. This is going to be fun. I >> think I'm going to be sick. me. >> Oh god, they're going to come out of the stalls of new characters, aren't they? This is a brutal spell. My god, man. He's going to transform. Oh [ __ ] he's going to get fat. Now these actors are going to have their time. Oh god. Disturbing. Very disturbing. [laughter] Yep. Now they got to act like Harry and Ron. >> Harry, we still sound like ourselves. You need to >> So weird. [laughter] >> Bloody hell. >> Excellent. Hermione, are you okay? >> Just go. You're wasting time. >> What? What happened? That's cool. >> Excuse me. >> Here we go with the first trial. >> What are you doing? >> Guys [clears throat] always walk in the halls. I mean, what are you doing down here? >> I happen to be a school prefect. It's at this time of night. What a prude. >> What's your names again? >> Crab. Where have you been? >> Thank god. Here we go. >> The great hall all this time. >> Stupid kid. >> Why are you wearing glasses? >> Oh [ __ ] >> Why you wearing Harry Potter's glasses? >> You don't read. >> I didn't know you could read. >> Damn. And what are you doing down here, Weasley? >> That's why he hangs out with them, because he can belittle them. >> Superiority complex. >> That was good acting. >> Well, sit down. >> These rich bastards. >> You'd never know the wheezys were pure bloods. The way they behave. >> We're going to get a lot out of him here. >> Welcome to the wizarding world. [laughter] >> Oh my god. You look at me want to kill you, crab. >> Feeling crabby crab. What kind of name is crab? cake >> and boil. >> I suppose Dumbledore is trying to hush it all up. >> Is this what they talk about in their spare time? >> This is the worst thing that ever happened to this place. >> My god. >> All right, y'all got to like play into the characters. Like, what are you What are we doing? What What What are we doing? Y'all are good actors. Come on. >> Worse than Dumbledore. >> Yeah. Harry Potter. >> Do you? >> Harry Potter. Say it. >> Harry Potter. >> Good. Yo, he's going to love that. He's going to kiss you on the cheek for that one. >> [snorts] >> I trained you well. >> St. Potter >> and people actually think that he's the heir of Slytherin. >> I told you. >> You must HAVE SOME IDEA. >> I TOLD YOU. >> You know I don't go. I told you yesterday. How many times do I have to tell you? >> I knew it. I knew it. Oh [ __ ] Interesting. Bro, this is cool. >> It's been 50 years since the chamber was opened. The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a mud blood died. >> So, it's only a matter of time before one of them has killed this time. I hope it's Granger. >> Oh my god. >> What's the matter with you two? [laughter] >> Very >> The stomach ache, bro. It's that bad. >> It's his stomach ache. >> Yeah, it's it's moving him. >> There's something inside of him. My god. I wanted to be Granger. I wanted her to die. How much could you hate somebody? Oh [ __ ] Get a band-aid. I I knew this would happen. Run. Run. >> Where are you going? >> The bathroom. Got to take a [ __ ] Oh god. >> To tell you. >> Go away. >> What's going on with her? >> Wait till you see. It's awful. >> Was she turned into an animal? >> Are you okay, >> bro? Did she turn to a goat? >> It was cat hair I plucked off Bullstro's robes. [screaming] >> NO. NO. NO. NO. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT IT. She turned into an animal. No, she's cute. Oh my god. I thought it would be ugly. Like a monkey or something. Nah. No. She turned into a cat. That's cute. >> When she stops coughing up fur >> cat hair. I'm surprised she messed up. She never does. >> What's this? >> Looks like Moing Myrtles flooded the bathroom. >> Why would she do that? Just blame Draco. >> Oh, those are her tears. But it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it'll just go right through you. >> Damn. >> Sure. 10 points if you get it THROUGH HER STOMACH. [laughter] 50 POINTS IF IT GOES THROUGH HER HEAD. [screaming] >> YEAH, she's great. >> I was just sitting in the U ben thinking about death [sighs] and it fell through the top of my head. Oh man, she's great. Tom Riddle. Riddle me this. Batman. >> Harry's better to write bars. >> Is Harry. >> The book might explode hearing that name. >> What the [ __ ] >> This is cool, man. >> D Chamber of Secrets. >> Book's going to start shaking. What' you say? >> Okay, go on. What if he has to write an essay? >> You tell me. >> Punch. Punch him. [ __ ] bang. But I can show. Oh my god. It's evil. It's an evil book. It's the curse book. Let me take you back. Oh, let me show you a flashback, Harry. Wow. Damn. Wait. Earlier I was like, could we go back to the past to see what happened? It's not like a thousand years ago. It's like 50. But okay. Is he going to see his parents? Oh [ __ ] >> Could you tell me what's going on? >> I don't think you could talk to him. >> Are you Tom Riddle? Yeah, he looks like a Tom. Look at him. >> Can you hear me? >> This guy looks ancient. Uhoh. We had a [ __ ] funeral, bro. What's going on? 50 years ago. Is that Tom Riddle? Damn. But Tuck is Armen. >> Younger Dumbledore. Nice. All right. So, that is Riddle. >> Dumbledore. >> Tommy Riddle. >> I had to see for myself if the rumors were true. >> I'm afraid they are, Tom. They are true. Headmaster Dippet may have no choice. >> So if it all stopped, if the person responsible was caught. >> Is there something you wish to tell me? >> Double door is acting weird. Is he evil? >> Yeah. He's like, really? Good idea. >> It's like Harry Potter's inside of an old film. I wonder if he senses that somebody's there from the future. I feel like Dumbledore would. That would be cool. All right, let's see. Where's Tom Riddle going to the Chamber of Secrets? He has some secrets to spread. Bro, there's no cameras here. I think I said this in the last movie. They need some like magic cameras. Follows everybody around. It would feel like a prison then. I I don't know. I think it could benefit from that. You know what I mean? Like, why isn't there a camera right there by the door? >> Evening, Hagrid. >> Hagrid, >> I'm going to have to turn you in, Hagrid. >> Yo, what's going on? >> You can't. You don't understand >> what >> the dead girls. >> It wasn't him. Aragog never killed no one. Never. >> Houses don't make good pets. Hagrid. >> Oh, it's one of Hagrid's pets that accidentally killed somebody. >> No. [screaming] >> Oh no. [ __ ] that. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. >> Kill that [ __ ] Kill it, bro. I don't give a [ __ ] Kill it. >> I can't let you go. Oh no. You'll be expelled. >> It's like the spiders that are crawling right now by the chamber, bro. In present day, Hagrid. Damn. Okay. So, Hagrid had a play in all of this. But, but but but it's not his fault. >> Yeah. Wo is right. We need to talk to Hagrid. Hagrid. No, man. No, not the [ __ ] spiders. >> Why can't it just be a snake? >> Can't be. It's deeper than that. >> He sounds like a dirty. [laughter] Ah, >> he sounds like an [ __ ] >> Why don't we just go and ask? >> Yeah, let's not throw Hagrid under the [ __ ] boat right now. Okay, >> tell us. >> Madden Harry, you wouldn't be talking about me, though, would you? >> No. >> A just talk to him. Like seriously, you know he's >> a loving person. Look at Harry. HARRY'S LIKE, "WHAT YOU GOT in there?" >> For the mandates, you know, we'll be able to chop him up and stew him. People down at the hospital unpetrified. I'd best be looking after yourselves. All right. >> Yeah. >> Harry's like, "I'm going to be watching you, buddy." >> Hello, Neville. >> Here comes Neville to get hurt again. Probably. >> Who did it? But you better come. Come on. >> Well, somebody killed Draco. It was Draco. I blame him. Oh man. Was it the spider? Oh god. Oh my god. The spider just What the bird see? Talk to him. >> Nobody else knows our password. >> Ah, I know who it was. Starts with a D, ends with an O. >> Tom Riddle's diary is gone. >> It was the spider. The spider came for the diary. >> Harry's going to blame Hagrid. >> I'll stand a chance. >> Oh my god. It's not the time to play sports, bro. We're going to play golf. >> Mentioned all that, too. >> We had the time to play with our balls and sticks, huh? >> Professor McGonagal. >> This match has been cancelled. >> We have to cancel Quidditch. >> Silence would mean your teammates will go to Gryffindor Tower now. Even the world's ending. You don't cancel Quidditch. >> You and I. There's something the both of you have to see. >> Everybody's so secretive, bro. It is. It's the secret movie. >> This could be a wee bit of a shock. >> Oh, [ __ ] that. Wait, what? >> That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. >> The library along with this. No. >> Lie to her. It's all about the secrets. But the chamber of secrets. Oh, that that's terrifying. >> Every evening. Good. >> All students will be escorted to each lesson by a teacher. >> That's a good one. >> Exceptions. >> That's really good. Nobody better complain. >> We're going home. >> It is likely the school will be closed. >> [ __ ] bro. It's that serious. The stakes are high. >> The threat is real. >> We've got to talk to Hagrid, Ron. I can't believe it's him. But if he did set the monster loose last time, he'll know how to get inside the chamber of secrets. That's a start. Yeah, let's go to Hagrid with our wands in his face. >> I think it's time to get my dad's old cloak out. >> Hey, let's go. What's he doing in there? What if he's having a nice private night? Men get lonely. You know what I mean? Oh, [ __ ] Yo, he's going to kill Harry. Got his crossbow. >> Hello. >> That's more damaging than a gun. >> Hello. >> What's that for? >> Boom. >> Nothing I I was expecting. Uh, come on in. Just made a P. Who are you expecting? Vader. >> Wait, >> it's a crazy night. >> Did you hear about Hermione? >> You don't look all right, buddy. >> Yeah, I heard about that. All right, >> just happy the dog is alive still. >> Look, do you know who's opened the Chamber of Secrets? >> Come on, just be honest, Hagrid. >> What you have to understand about that is >> [ __ ] Quick, >> who is it? >> It's going to be Draco. >> Oh, you go Hagrid. Oh, who's it going to be? Dumbledore. Professor Dumbledore, sir. >> It is Dumbledore. >> Could we? Of course. >> Yo, what is Harry and Ron going to hear? Wait a minute. >> What's going on in here? >> Fudge. >> Cornelius fudge. >> What does he work with Willy Wonka? >> But I never you know I never professor. >> I want it. Understood. Cornelius. >> Albus. Look, Hagrid's record is against him. I've got to take him. >> Take me. Take me where? Not Asaban. Prison. >> Askaban. >> It's a little racist. You [ __ ] >> [ __ ] you. >> I blame him, man. Look at him. >> Get out of MY HEAD. >> I'D LOCK HIM up just for his name. >> Pleasure being inside your >> Sure. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Call this a house. >> Now everybody lives in a mansion. >> The head master was here >> in a [ __ ] castle, brother. >> I have decided it's time for you to step aside. >> Yo. Uhuh. I took the cloak off to strangle him with it. >> What? [ __ ] >> bro. He's so bad. I love it. I'll find ALL 12 SIGNATURES. >> 12 SIGNATURES. OH, I'mma find all of them. I'll put signatures on a tombstone. >> Made me feel you've rather lost your touch. You can't take Professor Dumbledore away. Take him away in the mug. >> Lucius is going to hire Ice. >> You calm yourself, Hagrid. >> Oh, I'm going to kill somebody. >> I will of course step aside. >> Then he has to become a vigilante. However, >> imagine him with a cape on >> to those who ask for it. [laughter] [ __ ] Yo, he knows. He knows, bro. He almost gave them away though. I love that [ __ ] man. The last thing he says, that was good. That was really good. I'm Hagrid. >> Damn. >> Then all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders. >> Hey, here we go, man. Wait, no. I don't want to follow the [ __ ] spiders. Can we follow something else? >> Oh, he's a really good boy. A Fang is the cutest dog ever. >> Dumbledore gone. He'll attack a day. >> I hate I hate this movie, man. All right. Oh god. >> Come on, Fang. >> Oh, we're taking Fang with us. Nice. Yeah. Fang, kill the spiders. Eat them. There's your dinner. Oh no. That's nasty. I I don't like this, man. Just keep the spiders at a distance and I'll be good. God, they're going to the queen spider, man. [ __ ] this. >> Heard what Hagrid said. Follow the spiders. They're heading into the dark forest. >> Not the dark forest, bro. No. We're following spiders to a dark forest. This is going to be a king spider with a crown on or some [ __ ] Come on. Come on, man. Come on. Where else would they be going? It's going to be like a lady with a face of a spider or some [ __ ] man. Like, guys. Guys, it better not jump scare the the us. I swear to God. I'll turn it off. I've gotten this far. I'll turn it off. >> I don't want to look, bro. I don't want to look. >> I don't like this at all. I don't like it either. >> Hell no. >> Hell, bro. Can I skip this? >> Come on. >> No. Like like seriously, I'm about to skip this. I don't want to look. I refuse to look. I'll look at myself. [ __ ] that. [ __ ] [ __ ] that. [ __ ] [ __ ] that, man. Nah. Nah. I'm watching. I I I'll watch you from back here, bro. Stop, man. Bro, no. Like, y'all think this is an act or a gimmick. No, I can't. Look at this. >> Why out of all the animals? >> Why would you go in here? >> [ __ ] >> Don't panic. >> Spider tons. >> [ __ ] I I can't I can't I [ __ ] man. [ __ ] this. [ __ ] this. Nah, man. A giant spider. Are you serious? Don't zoom in on it. Don't zoom in on it. >> You're arrog, aren't you? >> Yes. >> OH MY GOD. NO. TURN THIS [ __ ] OFF. >> They think it's Hagrid, >> bro. >> They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets like before. >> It's scariest movie I've watched, man. What the [ __ ] bro? I don't even want to get close TO THE MIC. >> OH GOD, DUDE. I CAN'T. >> The monster was born in a castle. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] man. seem to have in the pocket of the traveler. >> I'm just reading the subtitles. I'm not looking. >> Then what did kill that girl 50 years ago? >> We do not see. >> I think the girl did die because look how [ __ ] scary it is, bro. I'm not looking. >> Above all others. >> What? >> But have you seen it? >> Oh my god. No. No. No. No. >> Of the castle. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here. >> A bathroom. >> Harry, >> what? >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. STOP. STOP. STOP. HELL NO, BRO. STOP. NO. THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE, MAN. End this. End the [ __ ] movie, bro. This better not be the right rest of the movie. I'll turn it off. >> Get out. >> We'll just go. >> Get out. >> Go. I think not. MY SONS AND DAUGHTERS. >> NO. >> HAGRID. >> END THIS [ __ ] MOVIE, MAN. >> Willingly into our >> No. No. No. No. No. No. NO. NO. NO. GET OUT OF HERE, BRO. FRIEND OF HAGRID. >> HARRY, RUN, BRO. GET OUT OF HERE. THE CAMERAMAN GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, BRO. [ __ ] GOD, I thought I just saw one in my room. >> Spells for all of them, >> dude. I can't I can't do this. I can't do this. Yeah, do the [ __ ] patronis. Mojonus. Patrick Mahonus. Yeah. Kill him. >> Get in the car, bro. GET IN THE [ __ ] CAR WHILE YOU [screaming] LOOKING AT IT. EXIMATE. >> Oh god. I'm trying, bro. I'm trying to look that. [ __ ] [ __ ] GO. GO. GO. [ __ ] V DIESEL THAT [ __ ] Maybe if I go like this. Please, please. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Get the [ __ ] out. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] Stop, bro. Stop. I can't. I can't. I can't. I Stop. Stop. STOP. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. >> Hurry up. Hurry up, bro. Hurry up. GO. GO. GO. YOU LOOKING AT IT, BABE. WHY YOU LOOKING AT IT? >> It's like the longest part of the movie. Hurry up. >> Hurry up. Get the [ __ ] out of this forest right now. Get the [ __ ] out of here. This is hell. THIS MOVIE IS HELL. FLY. [screaming] FLY, RON. [ __ ] [ __ ] MAN. I'mma throw up. I'mma [ __ ] throw up, man. >> Unless there's flying spiders, bro. We better get the [ __ ] out of here. Better never see it again. I don't even want to see the spiders looking up like this. Please let that be it. Please let that be the last [ __ ] spider in the series. They got to get back to Hogwarts. Oh god, one came with them. One's under the truck or some [ __ ] man. No. No. Stop it. >> Ever gets out of Ask Kabam, I'll kill him. >> Me too, man. I thought the spider was driving. Yeah, I'll kill him, too, man. I'm with Ron on that one. God, that was that was the worst. >> I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out? >> Please, no more, man. Like, seriously, bro. >> He was innocent. >> That's right. That's right. I told you he was innocent. This movie ain't innocent. This movie is the work of the devil. She's lucky she wasn't there. Wish you were here, Hermione. >> No, she would have been involved, man. I'd rather be frozen. >> Never again. Oh [ __ ] Nobody saw she had a paper in her hand. >> This is why Hermione was in the library the day she was attacked. Come on. >> Many fit spiders flee before it. Ron, this is it. The most spiders of secrets is a basilisk. That's why I can hear it speak. It's a snake. >> Thank god it's a snake. Oh my god. That's what they fear. >> People in the eye. >> Oh [ __ ] Yeah. >> Why is it no one's dead? >> My hero. The snake. The basilisk. >> Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly at least. >> Colin saw it through his basilisk through >> Hermione with the with the mirror. >> Got full blast of it. But he's a ghost. He couldn't die again. >> Mhm. And Hermione >> had the mirror. >> Had the mirror. I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror. Harry, >> there was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisks >> through the water. >> Spiders flee before it. It all fits. >> Thank god it's just a snake. >> Getting around. >> I could breathe. >> Great pipe. >> He's using the plumbing. [laughter] >> Yeah, that's a way to put it. >> What if she never left? >> Ming Myrtle. Oh my god. A [ __ ] >> That's her. Oh my god. That's cool. >> What a re revelation, bro. >> As you can see, >> students must be sent home. I'm afraid >> this is their home. >> You better chill out with that. >> So, sorry. Dozed off. What have I missed? Has come at last. [laughter] You >> mind? >> Yeah. Your moment. You're going to be bigger. >> You got to be a bigger celebrity. >> The monster Gilderoy. >> Your skills, after all, are legend. Ah, >> very well. >> Yeah, he's like, >> "I'll just be in my office." >> Getting ready. >> [ __ ] his pants. >> Who is it that the monster? >> He needs to change his pants now. >> Juasley. >> Oh. Oh, man. [ __ ] this movie. I hate this movie, man. It's good, but I hate it. >> Skeleton will lie in the chamber forever. My god. >> Lockart may be useless, but he's going to try and get into the chamber. Lockheart may be useless. [snorts] >> My god. >> Professor, we have some information for you. >> What was he doing, man? What the [ __ ] >> Are you going somewhere? >> He was leaving. >> He's going to New York. >> Got to go. >> I don't blame him. I would, too. I thought he was changing his pants. >> Unfortunate. >> He's about to fly out, man, on some witch [ __ ] >> There was nothing in the job description about that. >> You're running away [laughter] >> about fighting the [ __ ] basilis. >> Can be misleading. My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think I'd done all those things. >> Oh my god. >> Fraud. >> He's a FAKE. HE'S LIKE ME. >> TAKING IS THERE ANYTHING you can do? >> Yes, >> you can run. >> I'm rather gifted with memory charms. In fact, uh >> Oh [ __ ] >> Going to have to do the same to you. >> Oh, don't even think about >> Almost got him. Put it down. Well, we're going to pop that head off, buddy. >> Hello, Harry. I think she likes Harry. >> Whenever she talks to Harry, she's smiling at him. >> To ask you how you died. >> I would ship them. >> I'd hidden because Olive Cornby was teasing me about my >> Cornby. >> Who was it? Myrtle. >> I don't know. I was distraught. [laughter] Said something funny. >> Really good child actors. >> Go away. And I died >> just like that. >> Mhm. >> Yellow high >> snake >> there by that snake. >> It was the basilisk. Oh yeah, >> this is it. Ron, >> we did it. >> I think this is the entrance to the chamber of secrets. >> Oh [ __ ] I knew it. No more spiders, bro. I'm so happy right now. I'm a happy man. >> Say something in parcel time. >> Wait a minute. Is it going to start spinning or something? No way. Oh my god. Yeah, let's go down there. OH [screaming] YEAH, YOU GOT TO GET THIS GUY out of here. He doesn't deserve to see this. Oh, we going down. Let's go. We about to fight a giant snake. Going to [ __ ] on him. Heck, >> there's no need for me to stay. [laughter] Push him down there. >> My god. They're going to push him down. >> Wow. Yo, >> they're doing a lot. You >> sure you don't want to TEST IT FIRST? >> NO. MY GOD. WHAT if he breaks his neck? >> Really quite filthy down here. >> Better not be any spiders down there. >> If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. I don't know if that was sweet or creepy or both, but I think it was sincere and that's all that matters. All right, there's no turning back now, boys. This is all for Hermione. [screaming] This would be a sick ride at Universal. No, it wouldn't because there would be spiders and then I would end up killing somebody on the ride. Are those all the bodies that fell down here? >> Or is it the snake's food? sign of movement. >> Oh god. Is that skin? Yeah. How big is the what's it called going to be? >> What's this? >> It's a snake skin. >> Bloody hell. >> That's what they do. >> This whole model. >> It's going to be giant, bro. The Boselisk. Is that what it's called? Basilisk. >> Part of a lion. This one. >> Good. >> Yo, he played dead. Yo, that was smart. He's such a good actor. He really is a celebrity. >> Boys >> in the second movie. I don't know about that, bro. How I was too late. >> I wonder if anybody else is going to be down here. >> Say goodbye to your memories. >> Somebody else is going to be down here. >> Obliviated. >> Did he just hit himself? Oh god. As long as there's no spiders, I'm cool WITH THIS. OH NO, THEY'RE SEPARATED. Oh [ __ ] This can't be good. Harry. HARRY. RON, ARE YOU OKAY? >> I'M FINE. >> Oh god, he's stuck with him. >> Hello. >> Why couldn't the rocks fall on him? >> Who are you? >> Yo, it worked on himself. It was reversed on him. [laughter] >> And uh >> No way. >> Memory ch backfired. >> How much did that work on him? >> He doesn't even know who he is. Oh, >> do you live here? No, >> really. >> Oh [laughter] my god. Maybe that'll give him his memories back. >> Now you wait here and try. >> Is there a way to reverse that? >> Has to be. If he forgot who he was, why was he speaking English? See guys, I'm asking the real questions here. Oh [ __ ] I thought that was an octopus. No, they're snakes. That's sick. How'd I do? That's all it takes. >> And then it opens. Oh god. It's like a New York sewer train station. Honestly, it just feels like he's in New York right now. Isn't that crazy? Oh, something's going to come out of those mouths. Wow. Yo, I wonder if that's a real set or is that all CG? >> Oh, yeah. I forgot that she's down here. No, no, no. I I thought somebody else was going to be down here, like Voldemort. I don't know. Is she unconscious? >> Wake up. Wake up. >> She's sleeping. >> Please wake up. >> She won't wake. >> Wait, is that What the [ __ ] Wait a minute. >> Oh, >> it was 50 years ago. Was that fake? Was that a fake memory? She's not. >> That that that he wrote in the book >> her memory preserved in a diary for 50 years. >> No. >> She's cold as ice. JENNY, PLEASE DON'T. >> NO. OH MY GOD. WAIT A MINUTE. It was fake. >> The Sebastilus. >> It was fake. >> Won't come until it's cold. >> No way. He's actually a student there. >> You won't be needing it. As poor Jinny grows weaker, >> I grow stronger. >> Yes, Harry. It was Jinny Weasley who opened the Chamber of Secrets. She couldn't. >> How? >> She wouldn't. >> Jinny, who wrote THE >> NO, IT WASN'T. GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF HERE, BRO. I DON'T BELIEVE A word coming out of this guy's mouth. >> Not that she knew what she was doing. She was, shall we say, >> in a trance? Yeah. >> Still the power. >> It's like she was possessed >> in the girl's bathroom. And then, >> do I believe any of this? >> I could find it. The very person I >> I knew it. Dumbledore was acting all weird. Hagrid was acting weird. >> Why did you want to meet me? >> Meet you if I could. >> Why is he acting like this though? >> So, I decided to show you my capture of that brainless Hagrid. He hates Hagrid. >> Hagrid's my friend. And you framed him, didn't you? >> Was my word against Hagrids. Only Dumbledore seemed to think he was innocent. >> I hate you. >> I bet Dumbledore saw right through you. >> Kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that. >> Oh [ __ ] >> I knew preserving my 16-year-old self in its pages so that one day Salazar Slytherin's noble work. >> Well, you haven't finished it this time. >> Yo, >> and everyone who was petrified will be all right together. That was a twist that I didn't see coming, believe it or not. I usually see twists a mile away. >> Oh my god. >> Has been you. >> This guy has anger issues, man. He needs therapy. >> Baby with no extraordinary magical talent with nothing but a scar while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed. >> Why do you care how I escaped? >> He's jealous. >> What was after your time >> is? >> What does that mean? >> Present. >> He's speaking to Riddles. No wonder why his name is Riddle. Marvel. Is that why he's speaking in riddles? What's he doing? He's giving him an autograph. Wait. WHOA. [laughter] WHAT THE [ __ ] WAIT. WAIT. >> WHAT? >> I was going to keep my >> No, he ain't >> the muggle father's name. I fashioned myself a new name. Sorcerer in the world. Albus Dumbledore is THE GREAT >> HOLY TWIST. >> Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him. >> YES. LET HIM KNOW PA. >> YO, this is great acting on both of their parts. OH, THE PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES. Fox Dumbledore's delivery bird. Delivery Phoenix. A, this is beautiful. Dumbledore was watching the entire time. >> So, this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. You could have killed him right there, bro. >> Bird and an old hat. >> Yeah, I'm sure that's all it is. >> A silly thing. >> Kill him. PUT PUT THE WAND up his ass. I I don't know. Oh, wait. The snake is coming now. I can't believe it. The way he changed his name and everything, man. What the [ __ ] Here comes the snake. I thought it would be bigger than that. Oh. >> Oh, it's not that big. I wonder if that's like a real snake. Like practical. Not Not real. You You know what I mean, guys? I'm not that dumb. I don't think it's CG. Come on, Harry. We're going to have a animal fight. HOLY [ __ ] BURN HIM. BURN HIM. YOU'RE A PHOENIX. NO, HE'S GOING TO DIE AGAIN. They're not going to show it. But he can still hear you. Yeah. Snake doesn't need eyes. Harry's going to start talking to it to calm it down. The phoenix bit his eyes out of him or shat in his eyes. I don't even know what happened. It's kind of like Godzilla as a snake. It is big. Bigger would be some God of War [ __ ] Wait a minute. Is that Ron's rat? Holy [ __ ] Talk to it. Talk to it. What a dumbass. What a dumbass. The snake. You could have had him right there. Nah, he's gonna come back. He knows that was a trick. He's gonna jump scare us. Oh, or not. Or he's just a dumb snake. Wow. Which path will you go, Harry? It's going to jump scare. It's going to jump scare. It's going to jump scare. It's going to jump scare. >> Yes, Potter. Much alive. >> I think this is just the beginning of Voldemort. Yo. Oh god. YO, WHAT THE [ __ ] HE GAVE HIM A SWORD or a knife. Turned into Lord of the Rings. Give him a lightsaber. What is he supposed to do with that? Does he know how to use it? Is he going to jump off and go like this like Link? Yeah. I don't think that's a CGI snake. I think that's all practical. Like they made that [ __ ] Yeah. Swing that [ __ ] There has to be some magic on it or some [ __ ] man. No, no, no. That you got to say something. Oh [screaming] [ __ ] Oh my god. That was very unexpecting. Like seriously, I didn't know he was going to kill a [ __ ] snake. Stab it through the mouth. It must be that strong. That's why it was given to him. HE TOOK IT DOWN. THE bossilisk [ __ ] up. He done [ __ ] up, man. He knows he lost again. That's two movies in a row he loses. But he did say like when he comes, he's coming. You know what I mean? Voldemort. Why they say it like that? Damn. That's the most mature thing Harry's done. Like right at our [ __ ] man. Yeah, that was a real effect right there. That's awesome. >> How quickly the venom of the basilisk penetrates the body. You'll be with your dear mud blood mother soon, Harry. >> Oh my god. Okay, that's all you had to say. Yo, mama joke. You're done. You're [ __ ] done, bro. That's where you messed up. He was going to die until you said that. >> In the hands of a silly little guy. >> That's it. That is it, man. He just keeps going on and on and on. [ __ ] it up more and more. STOP. >> OH, [ __ ] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. But putting venom on the boat. That's so smart. Oh my god. Infecting him by putting the venom on the book. Oh, [laughter] that was so smart. He really is the strongest. I wonder if we're going to see him the last second as HE'S GOING AWAY. OH, THE WHOLE [screaming] book through the front to the back. It's like stabbing in the chest through your back. Oh, the bossilisk, Voldemort, the book, everything, bro. He did all himself. Saving the day. and Guinea. Jenny saving her. >> Harry, >> I wonder what the age difference is between the two of them. Like, is it weird for me to say like, "Oh, they belong together." >> Mean to riddle >> cuz she crushes on him. >> You're hurt. >> Don't worry. You need to get yourself out. >> Wow. >> This film got very serious. I didn't expect it to get that serious and dark. I love it. I'm not complaining at all, man. [ __ ] I'm in love with this [ __ ] Yo, imagine the bird transforms into Voldemort. I mean, >> Dumbledore. >> I just wasn't quick enough. >> The tears of a phoenix heals the scars. He just I don't want to see a bird cry, man. That's sad. >> Phoenix tears. >> The healing powers. It's like reborn. His skin was reborn in a way. That's the cutest [ __ ] bird in my I've ever seen in my life. >> It's over. >> Harry thought he was going to die. He forgot everything. [groaning] The phoenix rises out from the ashes. Love that, man. That was great. What a great movie. Another one, man. >> [ __ ] >> School rules. >> Yes, sir. >> Stop the cap. >> Careful. >> Grand Wizard. >> It's only fitting. Special awards for services to the school. >> Special awards like a castle. Thanks. >> Holy [ __ ] A new wand. >> Mr. Weasley papers to Ozaban. >> Is that going to be the next movie? Askaban. >> I believe we >> I think it's the next one. >> Game back. >> Yeah, we got to get back to Quidditch. Spent too much time away from it. >> I want to thank you, Harry. Forks to you. >> Ah, Fox [snorts] the goat. Man, I got to get a fox in my background. >> Come on, man. I wish you could just talk to him, man. >> Certain similarities between Tom Riddle and me. >> I see. Well, >> Voldemort knows. >> Posel tongue. Harry, why? Because >> your mother was Slytherin. >> Voldemort can speak. Posel tongue. He transferred some of his powers to you. >> Voldemort transferred to >> Wait, what? So, he gave him that power, but what else has he given him? It's like giving him a disease. >> But yes, >> cursing him with these powers. Part of him lives in Harry. >> Was right. I should be in Slytherin. >> It's true, Harry. So, a certain disregard for the rules. [laughter] >> Why then do the sorting hat place you in Gryffindor? >> Because I asked it to. >> Exactly, Harry. Exactly. Which makes you different from Voldemort. It is our choices. Does anybody else have goosebumps? >> More closely at this. >> Gryffindor. >> Got trickor. Oh yeah, that's his. That's the the OG. The >> true Gryffindor to pull that out of the hat. >> Use it on him. Use it on him. Oh god. >> Dobby, >> what's going on here? >> So this is your master? >> Wait. >> The family you serve as the Malfoys. >> That's why he's so nervous. I'll do >> they probably whip him. >> Harry, fight him. He's the final boss. >> So fit to summon me back. [laughter] >> Ridiculous would cost our family if they did not agree to suspend me in THE FIRST PLACE. >> OH [ __ ] He would. He would have. I know he would. THE WELFARE MY ASS. YOU WANT TO PUT EVERYBODY ON WELFARE? The culprit has been identified, I presume. Oh yes. >> Oh yes. >> Who was it? >> He's not going to tell him. He's not going to tell him. It was my brother >> Voldemort. >> Through somebody else. >> Wow. He told him >> by means. >> Lucius looks confused or or or afraid. He looks afraid. >> I see. >> Is that fear I'm I'm seeing or disgust? >> My youngest Potter discovered it. Innocent hands. >> Yeah. The way he talks to him like he's teaching him a lesson >> would be severe. [laughter] Yo, damn. I want to see more of him >> to save the day. >> Bro, the light on his eyes like >> I will make >> Let him know, boy. [laughter] I wonder if he's going to have a redemption arc. Lucius, I can't get over that name. Lucius Malfoy >> sounds like Dracula's subname. >> We're leaving. >> Come, slave. Don't let me say it again. Okay, that was crazy. That's crazy. Just [ __ ] kicked him. Takes his anger out on him. What a small little man. >> Sir >> should have used that sword on him. You had the chance, bro. This is just the beginning of his arc. >> Mr. Malfoy, >> wait a minute. Is he going to get dobbed with Abu Dhabi? >> Abu Dhabi. >> I think you slipped the diary into Jenny Weasley's cauldron that day at Diagon Alley. >> Oh my god. Why don't you? >> Cuz there's no cameras. That's why. That's what I've been saying. That's why I've been suggesting it, bro. >> Come, Dobby. >> Why don't you prove it? >> Dobby. >> Oh, it's closed. >> Dobby. >> Oh my god. >> Master has presented Dobby with Dobby is >> He's free. [laughter] HARRY FREED THE SLAVES. What is it he doing? [laughter] >> Me, my servant. >> You shall not harm Harry Potter. >> What the [ __ ] >> OH, WHAT? He used the force. >> Yeah, [ __ ] [laughter] >> Your parents were middlesome fools. >> He went to kill Harry, bro. He's just like his son. >> The same >> like father like son. >> Sticky end. [snorts] That was a little weird. Hey yo, [laughter] >> I don't even want to say what I'm thinking. [laughter] >> Just promise me something. >> Anything, sir. >> A >> never tried to save my life again. All right, we need one more scene with her mind to make sure she's okay. You know what I mean? >> Good evening. >> Good evening, Nicholas. Thank you. >> Thank you. >> Hello. >> Welcome back. >> Thanks, Nicholas. >> You're welcome. >> My heart feels so good, man. >> He loves her. He He loves her, bro. [laughter] He's talking dapping her up. Get out of here. >> They gonna be together in the end. >> He solved it. >> What a beautiful movie, man. I love these three. I hope they don't do movies where it's only one of them and the two leave. >> Like, I hope they're together forever. >> Madam Pumprey. >> Pumprey Mandre to all who had been petrified. >> Wow. Give me some of those, bro. Yeah. Yo, even Snape IS CLAPPING. CLAP. >> ALSO, IN LIGHT OF >> I'll chill out. I'll chill out. >> All exams have been >> I would have ripped my clothes off, BRO. LIKE, YO. YEAH. [screaming] [laughter] Hermione is like, "Damn it, I wanted more exams." Snape's like the goat. >> Sorry I'm late. [laughter] Everybody clap for no reason. >> Got all lost and confused. >> Free Hagrid. I was going to start the hashtag. >> Errol. [laughter] [laughter] It's these four man right here. >> Just like to say that if it hadn't been for you, Harry and Ron and Hermione, of course. >> Of course. I just like to say thanks. >> We would have to do a prison break in the next movie. >> There's no Hogos without you, Hagrid. >> Cuz I know the actor died. So like that line [ __ ] hit me, man. He gets a soft clap. GET STIRRED UP. HE'S LIKE, "WOW." OH, [laughter] I feel you, man. Oh, wow. Another fantastic movie. Oh my god, what a time. What a beautiful experience. Ah [ __ ] I want to watch the next one now. The next 10. How many there are? I don't know. I want to watch all of them. Beautiful. Oh man, I'm in love with this [ __ ] franchise, man. Oh my god. I'm already considering picking up Harry Potter was one of the greatest experiences or one of the greatest decisions of my life, especially in my channel's life. The first movie I feel like is going to be hard to beat because of the magic that I felt, no pun intended, from that first film and just being like, "Wow, I'm in love with this." Not just the characters, but the world. And when I say the world, I'm not even just talking about like the shops and the scenery and the castle, but I'm talking about like there's so much lore. Even like the wand shop or the potion shop or the teachers, like the history, you know, every character has a history. They're not just planted there in this empty world. Like there's a living, breathing world there. This magical world. I really love that about this film especially because we dove deeper into that. Probably into places I didn't want to go like the [ __ ] dark forest and the spiders. I never want to go back there again. I never want There's no reason to go back there. The Boselisk, Harry, the maturity, the characters getting older. Like that was all so awesome to see that. I can't even imagine, bro. Next movie they're going to have full beards and mustaches. You know what I mean? Like 8 feet tall and [ __ ] looking like giants. Yeah, man. I'm going to watch one more Harry Potter film this month. Uh my plan is to do two a month. I don't want to rush through it. I also want to leave room for other films as well. So, uh yeah, if y'all want the next movie, let me know down below. But other than that, I will see y'all next time. Sonara.