Video summary
The video follows a chaotic and humorous narrative where the narrator, after being killed by an unexpected horde attack while attempting to raid in Undercity, decides to exact revenge by assembling a massive group of forty level 20 Paladins. The situation quickly devolves into absurdity when the narrator discovers that his intended dungeon is now occupied by the opposing faction, leading to a confrontation where he claims ownership of the area despite being on the wrong side. This conflict escalates as the narrator attempts to use a "holy hand grenade" strategy involving simultaneous healing and attacking, only to find themselves trapped in a complex series of events involving different layers, sewer keys, and unexpected encounters with powerful NPCs like dwarf shamans that cannot be attacked due to flagging issues.
The raid group's journey takes them through the ruins of Lordaeron and into the sewers of Dalaran, where they face numerous obstacles including locked gates, aggressive mobs, and confusing zone mechanics that leave them stuck or banished repeatedly. Despite these setbacks, the narrator maintains a comedic tone, commenting on the strange gear available to undead paladins, such as healing maces with high spell power and PvP trinkets that remove movement abilities. The group eventually manages to infiltrate Dalaran's underbelly, only to realize they might be too low-level or that certain areas are deactivated, highlighting the unpredictable nature of their adventure in this vanilla World of Warcraft environment.
The climax of the video involves a frantic escape sequence where the narrator and his paladin squad are chased by enemies while trying to reset aggro tags and move between zones like Southshore and the Horde camp. The situation becomes increasingly ridiculous as they realize they have been betrayed by an ally who was actually on the Alliance side all along, leading to a plot twist that leaves them stranded in the ruins of Lordaeron. Ultimately, the group decides to rebuild their city in the old Dalaran ruins and join the Horde, concluding their wild journey with a sense of camaraderie despite the numerous failures, deaths, and confusing mechanics they encountered throughout their quest for revenge.
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God damn.
Um, what's this guy? Hunter Mark.
Gambino Rage Hoof. Wait, that's a good
Wait, that's a good name.
Gambino Rage Hoof.
Ah.
Guys,
what what is this?
What is happening? I'm Dude, I'm trying
to go
is as guys as gold isn't even live. What
do you mean it's Asmin Gold?
>> I think that's kind of the vibe that a
lot of us are kind of getting out of
this is that like this looks like the
way the game looked like when I played
it when I was a kid, right?
>> I'm I'm calling him.
>> Wait, Sans's calling, man. How you
doing?
>> Hey,
>> what are you doing?
>> I'm just walking around.
>> What do you mean you're walking around,
dude? I'm trying to go to freaking
Shadow Fang Keep and you got a freaking
horde of rats, roaches
>> coming after me and and for you played
Alliance.
>> Yeah. Okay. Well, I have an Alliance
character, but I haven't
>> It wouldn't happen. It wouldn't happen
to you play. I don't know why why you
playing Horde to begin with.
>> Because I'm testing the new thing.
>> You signed with the bad guys. I Oh my
god. They They gave him They offered me
more money, dude.
>> Oh, I I can only They don't have any
money. If they did, Under City wouldn't
be a [ __ ] hole.
>> Oh, yeah. But have you seen this place?
>> Have you seen Thunderluff?
>> It's even worse.
>> But they got casino money in
Thunderluff.
>> You know what? You They might They might
actually have that. They might actually
have that.
>> Did they actually kill your ass,
>> dude? I'm here trying to DO MY VAR DUDE
UP IN FRONT AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHO
IS THIS GUY?" I COULDN'T EVEN tell who
it was.
>> Dude, you know what's the craziest part?
I saw the horde or I guess the alliance,
the the group of these guys come up and
I stopped running and I just looked at
them and they all stopped and they were
like, "Oh [ __ ] it's
>> all stopped." They didn't know what to
do.
>> They didn't know what to do and then I
mean I was like I was like, "Well, I'm
just going to die." But they all stopped
and then one random hunter hunters
marked me and it was over. The hunter
mark went up and it was like men fire.
>> That chick come up there. I saw that
chick come up there, dude. YEAH.
>> I WAS LIKE, what is this? Like who is
this guy?
>> What are you doing? So you're Who are
you? What?
>> Sorry about that.
>> So why why are you doing this?
>> Um we're trying to go to the Unders City
dungeon and apparently there's like uh
>> But that is ours.
>> I could see that. That is our dungeon.
>> Beginning to realize that I You know
what? I'm beginning to realize that at
this very moment. And see, you spend
three days on the horde. You're saying
it's ours. Oh, it's our dungeon.
>> It is ours.
>> That's not what you're supposed
>> What do you mean?
>> It It's ours.
>> This is
Look. Well, you better [ __ ] get We're
trying to get in there, man. Like,
>> it is our turn.
>> It's not our turn, bro. Like,
>> it is. Yo, we got to heal, boys. Like,
we There's a lot of [ __ ] people over
here. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a
lot of [ __ ] people.
>> I'm about to come consecrate your entire
raid for two damage.
>> No, you're [ __ ] not. All right, I've
got to hang up on you. I got to tell
them what to do.
>> Oh, unbelievable. Unbelievable. They
took our dungeon. Okay, whisper me for
invite. All right, we're taking a
detour. Whisper me for invite. Paladins
only. Paladins only. Paladins only.
Palad I want 40 paladin defense group.
Okay, this freaking warrior propaganda
has gone too long from Asmin Gold.
Disgusting. Disgusting warrior
propaganda. This anti-Paladin propaganda
is enough. The warriors are trying to
always spread lies about the paladins.
And now is our time. It is our turn. It
is our time to shine, gentlemen. Whisper
me for an invite. Paladins only.
Paladins only. We have room for 10 more.
Wait, were they on a different layer?
We're We're on a different layer.
Oh my gosh.
That's so lame.
Like, what do you even do about that? We
got to do something. We're going to go
on a journey. Meet outside of Unders
City. Level 20 paladins. Gentlemen, I
call this the holy hand grenade. Three,
two, one.
We need to run at whoever we run at.
And we all drop consecrate at the same
time.
No, it's not a pecker check. Stop.
All right. Ready?
It's time to ride out.
Let's go, men. Just follow my lead. If
somebody wants to start a second raid
group, you're more than welcome to.
>> Paladins, rise up. But we have 40 level
20 paladins and we're going to send it.
Where are we going? We're going where no
undead paladin has ever gone before.
Can we take over Doran?
Wait,
it would be kind of cool to go Dereran.
Has anybody made it inside of Doran yet?
Cuz I would love to take these guys into
Deran. Here, let's cut across.
Burn down Teldrrestle. He came.
>> Wait, what? Hong is a flying boat. What
is that? Holy hand grenade.
Three, two, one.
Just kill all of our lungs.
>> Is this some sort of a corpse run
marathon?
cinema right here. Look at this.
The light shines down upon us on this
day, paladins,
as we go to take Doran. Wait, we have to
swim. We have to swim. We have to swim.
Holy. Look at that. Look at that.
Amazing.
Any gifters wide hard? Any gifters wide?
>> Wait, there's a back door. Wait, you
guys see a back door? Oh, right there.
Wait, what? Sewer. Great requires Deran
sewer's key. Wait, how would we get
that? Lord Amir Lake. Okay, these are
level 20 murlocs hand grenade.
>> I need this more than you, I think.
>> Okay. To land. to land. Men to land.
Wait, burnished girdle. What the heck?
Wait. Yo, I Wait, can I get that? That's
That burnished girdle. That's an upgrade
for me. Can somebody
round them up? Throw the grenade.
Okay. Into Deleroran. Hey, let's make
sure everybody is buffed. Hey, we got 40
pounds in this raid. Everybody better
have kings. Everybody have might.
Everybody have wisdom.
Okay. Ready. Oh my gosh. This is Wait,
no. This is the bubble. Wait, this is
the crater of the bubble. Oh my gosh.
Hold on. This is sick. This is so sick.
The Kiranthtor. The symbol of the
Kyantor.
>> Today you may have thwarted our holy
crusade, but we'll be back with a sewer
key.
>> What's that noise? Wait, what?
Wait, what is this? A dwarf shaman. We
can't do anything about him. He
Damn, he's too powerful. We can't attack
him cuz it's not flagged.
Damn the bastard. Han.
Dueling isn't allowed here.
Okay. Who's that?
Oils, come home. Wait, what? Okay, men.
It's time.
Rush the gate.
Consecrate.
Heal.
Nice.
What? What? No.
Their magic is too powerful.
I've been banished. Hey, paladin advice.
Never bop another paladin, by the way.
Okay, we got one guard. There's another
guard. There's another guard.
We got one guard. Two guards.
Paladun.
No, we lost one.
Okay. Res the dead. Res the dead. Res
the dead after this.
Yes. We must revive the fallen. We must
revive the fallen. But first, let us
feast upon the corpses of the
Kiranthtor. Everybody cannibalize.
Yes. Feast upon the corpses of the
Kyanto.
Okay. Get buffs. Get buffs.
Okay. Arcane Sentry.
Right there. On the right. On the right.
On the right. On the right. On the
right. On the right.
Yes. Make sure we heal. Make sure we
heal.
Yeah, we got it. Okay, we got a sentry.
Easy.
Oh, res the bees. Res the bees.
Hold on. Together. Together. Together.
Not all at once. We have to be very
careful. This could easily get out of
hand.
Oh frick. This is getting wild.
Oh my guys. WHAT ARE WE DOING? RUN, RUN,
RUN, RUN.
What happened?
Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip.
The consecrating alliance pulled. Wait,
why did we hit it? Why did we attack it?
Oh my gosh, they're faster. Don't
consecrate. You're resetting the tag.
You guys are resetting the tag. Stop.
Don't bop another paladin. This paladin
101. Oh my. They're still coming.
Oh no.
The the Kiran door is running us into
the footmen. Stop consecrating.
They're never going to let go. They're
still going to They're still coming.
>> Wait. Wait.
>> Run. Just run.
Oh my gosh. Wait.
Keep consecrating.
Let's take him to the horde camp. We're
going to take him to Sulture.
Keep consecrating. Keep resetting the
tag. We're going to take him to
Seoulure.
Manage your mana.
No. Take them to Southshore. Take them
to Southshore. Take them to Southshore.
Oh, wait. They ran away. Wait. Wait.
What are they doing? Southshore.
Southshore.
Take them to Southshore. Take them to
Southshore.
Are they going to be They're going to be
aggro to the Alliance. Reset the leash.
Reset the Sorry. Reset the tag. Reset
the tag. Oh my gosh. We're all dead.
SOUTHORE THE ALLIANCE. WAIT, ARE they
not aggro to the Alliance? Cuz they said
the Alliance The Alliance pulled them.
Are they not aggro to the Alliance? Then
why did they say earlier that the
Alliance pulled them into us? Because
they're stupid.
Did I should I Did I make a mistake of
trusting a random person in the raid
when they said the Alliance pulled them
into us?
>> He was probably the guy that pulled
them. We're going to die. But I want the
I wanted the guards to fight each other.
Gentlemen,
it had to be done. I was Alliance all
along.
cinema. Ah, yes. All along
he was Alliance the whole time.
What a plot twist
has been the betrayer.
It's okay. We'll take this hill and we
will rebuild.
We will rebuild in the ruins of
Lorderon. We will build a new city,
the Unders City,
where we will stake our claim and we
will join the Horde since obviously the
Alliance didn't accept us at Southshore
off the coast of Doran.
It will be done, dude. Okay, something
has got to be wrong with the leashes in
this. I kind of want to go inside of
Doran. We have We can't We can't leave,
chat. We can't leave. On that note,
we have to go back to Deran. The old
Doran ruins.
We can't just give up like that on
Doran. Wait, what is this? Okay. Down.
Down. Down. Down. Down. Everybody go
down. Everybody go down. Okay. We are
inside of Galleran. We are inside of
Doran in Vanilla. Wow. Hold on. Care.
Care. Care. Everybody. Do we have
everybody? Come down. Come down. Come
down. Come down.
Okay. Okay. One at a time. One at a
time. Pull them back. Yeah. One at a
time. Don't get too aggressive. Okay. We
got two, but it's okay. Don't get too Oh
no. Oh my.
I was banished here. If you get
banished, run back.
I'm like scared. I'm going to walk
through here and like there's like a
gap.
There it is. There's Dorian. Okay. Oh
[ __ ] My camera turned. Okay.
All right. We are
It's locked.
I can't open that. Get reses. Get reses.
No, guys. Let's run through this one.
This way.
Everybody. Everybody was running into
the right and this one is wide open.
Hey, inside. Inside. Inside inside.
Wait. Don't Don't attack illusionist
Karina. Oh no. Oh, there's so many.
Okay, hold on. Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh. All
right, we guys, we p Oh no, we're in the
Deleran sewers.
We've made it in.
>> Oh, the underbelly. Wait, what is this?
A Ravi Basin Battlemaster War on Q for
War.
>> Yeah, what do you want? Interesting.
>> Okay, we can't qual.
Wait, wait, wait. There's a vendor. It's
a vendor. It's a vendor. Hold on. What?
>> Well, spit it out.
>> Grand moisture gear.
>> Oh, frick. That was sick.
Holy. Wait, I got How did I get rest?
Oh, look at this. You know how everybody
talks about the stats like on plus like
spell power gear and stuff is too high.
Look at this healing mace. Premier high
warlords battle mace. It is 176 plus
healing. That doesn't seem too bad.
Lamelar headguard,
dude. Now this looks weird. Undead
paladin gear like this. Lamelar. Oh,
scaled. Okay, let's do the wreck gear.
Strength, stamina, intellect, plus
damage. Strike stamina elect half a crit
plus damage. I mean, all this all this
stuff is subject to change, so it's like
whatever. Oh, high ranking veterans can
upgrade their armor. Okay. Oh, PvP
trinket removes all movement and Oh, so
this is the burning crusade version of
the trinket on a 5minute cool down.
Wait, what is this? Hey, this way. This
way. This way. Sewer gate. Sewer gate.
This way.
Oh no,
we're stuck forever. No. Oh god.
Oh no.
No. The horror. No. Oh.
Oh, so funny.
Wait, some of you guys didn't get in
combat.
That's so funny. You know, they need to
add a button here.
They need to I think they should add
something here
that you can do to open the gate.
from the inside cuz what if you run the
dungeon and then you run out and then
you're stuck in here, you know? I
actually Let's Let's go inside. I want I
want to infiltrate the inside of
Deleran. Okay, let's work our way
inside.
I didn't I didn't play Wrath, so I don't
know the sewers very well.
I only played Wrath for a little bit.
Frick, this is the wrong way. I guessed
wrong.
I immediately guessed wrong.
>> Glad to be back to WoW content.
>> Okay,
let's try and just run in there now.
Go in a dungeon without raid group and
zone in. Uh
I I think we're too low level. It also
might just be straight up deactivated.
20 is the level cap right now. All
right, let's go. Go. Wait a second. Mage
trainer,
>> how are you? See you around.
>> Oh, frick.
How are you guys out of combat?
Jeppetto Joy Buzz.
Wait, the toy maker named Jupetto. Wait,
that's funny. Oh, what the How am I What
am I How am I What's happening? Hello.
Uh, what?
What am I getting? Where am I? How am I
los Hello building? Hello, dude. I'm
just getting pumped.
I'm just getting pumped.
Go. I'll bot myself.
Now I'm getting pumped from behind.
What's happening? He stopped. He
stopped. Oh, okay.
Oh, frick.
Oh no.
Oh, it might be. GG's.
Oh, here they are.
Oh, right in the sentry. The alleyoop.
Oh, no.
Is it 07? It might be 07, boys. Wow. We
did make it in the dollar, though. That
was fun. That was fun, dude. Good work.
That was a lot of fun.