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I Got Killed… So I Brought 40 Paladins For Revenge

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The video follows a chaotic and humorous narrative where the narrator, after being killed by an unexpected horde attack while attempting to raid in Undercity, decides to exact revenge by assembling a massive group of forty level 20 Paladins. The situation quickly devolves into absurdity when the narrator discovers that his intended dungeon is now occupied by the opposing faction, leading to a confrontation where he claims ownership of the area despite being on the wrong side. This conflict escalates as the narrator attempts to use a "holy hand grenade" strategy involving simultaneous healing and attacking, only to find themselves trapped in a complex series of events involving different layers, sewer keys, and unexpected encounters with powerful NPCs like dwarf shamans that cannot be attacked due to flagging issues. The raid group's journey takes them through the ruins of Lordaeron and into the sewers of Dalaran, where they face numerous obstacles including locked gates, aggressive mobs, and confusing zone mechanics that leave them stuck or banished repeatedly. Despite these setbacks, the narrator maintains a comedic tone, commenting on the strange gear available to undead paladins, such as healing maces with high spell power and PvP trinkets that remove movement abilities. The group eventually manages to infiltrate Dalaran's underbelly, only to realize they might be too low-level or that certain areas are deactivated, highlighting the unpredictable nature of their adventure in this vanilla World of Warcraft environment. The climax of the video involves a frantic escape sequence where the narrator and his paladin squad are chased by enemies while trying to reset aggro tags and move between zones like Southshore and the Horde camp. The situation becomes increasingly ridiculous as they realize they have been betrayed by an ally who was actually on the Alliance side all along, leading to a plot twist that leaves them stranded in the ruins of Lordaeron. Ultimately, the group decides to rebuild their city in the old Dalaran ruins and join the Horde, concluding their wild journey with a sense of camaraderie despite the numerous failures, deaths, and confusing mechanics they encountered throughout their quest for revenge.
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God damn. Um, what's this guy? Hunter Mark. Gambino Rage Hoof. Wait, that's a good Wait, that's a good name. Gambino Rage Hoof. Ah. Guys, what what is this? What is happening? I'm Dude, I'm trying to go is as guys as gold isn't even live. What do you mean it's Asmin Gold? >> I think that's kind of the vibe that a lot of us are kind of getting out of this is that like this looks like the way the game looked like when I played it when I was a kid, right? >> I'm I'm calling him. >> Wait, Sans's calling, man. How you doing? >> Hey, >> what are you doing? >> I'm just walking around. >> What do you mean you're walking around, dude? I'm trying to go to freaking Shadow Fang Keep and you got a freaking horde of rats, roaches >> coming after me and and for you played Alliance. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, I have an Alliance character, but I haven't >> It wouldn't happen. It wouldn't happen to you play. I don't know why why you playing Horde to begin with. >> Because I'm testing the new thing. >> You signed with the bad guys. I Oh my god. They They gave him They offered me more money, dude. >> Oh, I I can only They don't have any money. If they did, Under City wouldn't be a [ __ ] hole. >> Oh, yeah. But have you seen this place? >> Have you seen Thunderluff? >> It's even worse. >> But they got casino money in Thunderluff. >> You know what? You They might They might actually have that. They might actually have that. >> Did they actually kill your ass, >> dude? I'm here trying to DO MY VAR DUDE UP IN FRONT AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHO IS THIS GUY?" I COULDN'T EVEN tell who it was. >> Dude, you know what's the craziest part? I saw the horde or I guess the alliance, the the group of these guys come up and I stopped running and I just looked at them and they all stopped and they were like, "Oh [ __ ] it's >> all stopped." They didn't know what to do. >> They didn't know what to do and then I mean I was like I was like, "Well, I'm just going to die." But they all stopped and then one random hunter hunters marked me and it was over. The hunter mark went up and it was like men fire. >> That chick come up there. I saw that chick come up there, dude. YEAH. >> I WAS LIKE, what is this? Like who is this guy? >> What are you doing? So you're Who are you? What? >> Sorry about that. >> So why why are you doing this? >> Um we're trying to go to the Unders City dungeon and apparently there's like uh >> But that is ours. >> I could see that. That is our dungeon. >> Beginning to realize that I You know what? I'm beginning to realize that at this very moment. And see, you spend three days on the horde. You're saying it's ours. Oh, it's our dungeon. >> It is ours. >> That's not what you're supposed >> What do you mean? >> It It's ours. >> This is Look. Well, you better [ __ ] get We're trying to get in there, man. Like, >> it is our turn. >> It's not our turn, bro. Like, >> it is. Yo, we got to heal, boys. Like, we There's a lot of [ __ ] people over here. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a lot of [ __ ] people. >> I'm about to come consecrate your entire raid for two damage. >> No, you're [ __ ] not. All right, I've got to hang up on you. I got to tell them what to do. >> Oh, unbelievable. Unbelievable. They took our dungeon. Okay, whisper me for invite. All right, we're taking a detour. Whisper me for invite. Paladins only. Paladins only. Paladins only. Palad I want 40 paladin defense group. Okay, this freaking warrior propaganda has gone too long from Asmin Gold. Disgusting. Disgusting warrior propaganda. This anti-Paladin propaganda is enough. The warriors are trying to always spread lies about the paladins. And now is our time. It is our turn. It is our time to shine, gentlemen. Whisper me for an invite. Paladins only. Paladins only. We have room for 10 more. Wait, were they on a different layer? We're We're on a different layer. Oh my gosh. That's so lame. Like, what do you even do about that? We got to do something. We're going to go on a journey. Meet outside of Unders City. Level 20 paladins. Gentlemen, I call this the holy hand grenade. Three, two, one. We need to run at whoever we run at. And we all drop consecrate at the same time. No, it's not a pecker check. Stop. All right. Ready? It's time to ride out. Let's go, men. Just follow my lead. If somebody wants to start a second raid group, you're more than welcome to. >> Paladins, rise up. But we have 40 level 20 paladins and we're going to send it. Where are we going? We're going where no undead paladin has ever gone before. Can we take over Doran? Wait, it would be kind of cool to go Dereran. Has anybody made it inside of Doran yet? Cuz I would love to take these guys into Deran. Here, let's cut across. Burn down Teldrrestle. He came. >> Wait, what? Hong is a flying boat. What is that? Holy hand grenade. Three, two, one. Just kill all of our lungs. >> Is this some sort of a corpse run marathon? cinema right here. Look at this. The light shines down upon us on this day, paladins, as we go to take Doran. Wait, we have to swim. We have to swim. We have to swim. Holy. Look at that. Look at that. Amazing. Any gifters wide hard? Any gifters wide? >> Wait, there's a back door. Wait, you guys see a back door? Oh, right there. Wait, what? Sewer. Great requires Deran sewer's key. Wait, how would we get that? Lord Amir Lake. Okay, these are level 20 murlocs hand grenade. >> I need this more than you, I think. >> Okay. To land. to land. Men to land. Wait, burnished girdle. What the heck? Wait. Yo, I Wait, can I get that? That's That burnished girdle. That's an upgrade for me. Can somebody round them up? Throw the grenade. Okay. Into Deleroran. Hey, let's make sure everybody is buffed. Hey, we got 40 pounds in this raid. Everybody better have kings. Everybody have might. Everybody have wisdom. Okay. Ready. Oh my gosh. This is Wait, no. This is the bubble. Wait, this is the crater of the bubble. Oh my gosh. Hold on. This is sick. This is so sick. The Kiranthtor. The symbol of the Kyantor. >> Today you may have thwarted our holy crusade, but we'll be back with a sewer key. >> What's that noise? Wait, what? Wait, what is this? A dwarf shaman. We can't do anything about him. He Damn, he's too powerful. We can't attack him cuz it's not flagged. Damn the bastard. Han. Dueling isn't allowed here. Okay. Who's that? Oils, come home. Wait, what? Okay, men. It's time. Rush the gate. Consecrate. Heal. Nice. What? What? No. Their magic is too powerful. I've been banished. Hey, paladin advice. Never bop another paladin, by the way. Okay, we got one guard. There's another guard. There's another guard. We got one guard. Two guards. Paladun. No, we lost one. Okay. Res the dead. Res the dead. Res the dead after this. Yes. We must revive the fallen. We must revive the fallen. But first, let us feast upon the corpses of the Kiranthtor. Everybody cannibalize. Yes. Feast upon the corpses of the Kyanto. Okay. Get buffs. Get buffs. Okay. Arcane Sentry. Right there. On the right. On the right. On the right. On the right. On the right. On the right. Yes. Make sure we heal. Make sure we heal. Yeah, we got it. Okay, we got a sentry. Easy. Oh, res the bees. Res the bees. Hold on. Together. Together. Together. Not all at once. We have to be very careful. This could easily get out of hand. Oh frick. This is getting wild. Oh my guys. WHAT ARE WE DOING? RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN. What happened? Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip. The consecrating alliance pulled. Wait, why did we hit it? Why did we attack it? Oh my gosh, they're faster. Don't consecrate. You're resetting the tag. You guys are resetting the tag. Stop. Don't bop another paladin. This paladin 101. Oh my. They're still coming. Oh no. The the Kiran door is running us into the footmen. Stop consecrating. They're never going to let go. They're still going to They're still coming. >> Wait. Wait. >> Run. Just run. Oh my gosh. Wait. Keep consecrating. Let's take him to the horde camp. We're going to take him to Sulture. Keep consecrating. Keep resetting the tag. We're going to take him to Seoulure. Manage your mana. No. Take them to Southshore. Take them to Southshore. Take them to Southshore. Oh, wait. They ran away. Wait. Wait. What are they doing? Southshore. Southshore. Take them to Southshore. Take them to Southshore. Are they going to be They're going to be aggro to the Alliance. Reset the leash. Reset the Sorry. Reset the tag. Reset the tag. Oh my gosh. We're all dead. SOUTHORE THE ALLIANCE. WAIT, ARE they not aggro to the Alliance? Cuz they said the Alliance The Alliance pulled them. Are they not aggro to the Alliance? Then why did they say earlier that the Alliance pulled them into us? Because they're stupid. Did I should I Did I make a mistake of trusting a random person in the raid when they said the Alliance pulled them into us? >> He was probably the guy that pulled them. We're going to die. But I want the I wanted the guards to fight each other. Gentlemen, it had to be done. I was Alliance all along. cinema. Ah, yes. All along he was Alliance the whole time. What a plot twist has been the betrayer. It's okay. We'll take this hill and we will rebuild. We will rebuild in the ruins of Lorderon. We will build a new city, the Unders City, where we will stake our claim and we will join the Horde since obviously the Alliance didn't accept us at Southshore off the coast of Doran. It will be done, dude. Okay, something has got to be wrong with the leashes in this. I kind of want to go inside of Doran. We have We can't We can't leave, chat. We can't leave. On that note, we have to go back to Deran. The old Doran ruins. We can't just give up like that on Doran. Wait, what is this? Okay. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Everybody go down. Everybody go down. Okay. We are inside of Galleran. We are inside of Doran in Vanilla. Wow. Hold on. Care. Care. Care. Everybody. Do we have everybody? Come down. Come down. Come down. Come down. Okay. Okay. One at a time. One at a time. Pull them back. Yeah. One at a time. Don't get too aggressive. Okay. We got two, but it's okay. Don't get too Oh no. Oh my. I was banished here. If you get banished, run back. I'm like scared. I'm going to walk through here and like there's like a gap. There it is. There's Dorian. Okay. Oh [ __ ] My camera turned. Okay. All right. We are It's locked. I can't open that. Get reses. Get reses. No, guys. Let's run through this one. This way. Everybody. Everybody was running into the right and this one is wide open. Hey, inside. Inside. Inside inside. Wait. Don't Don't attack illusionist Karina. Oh no. Oh, there's so many. Okay, hold on. Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh. All right, we guys, we p Oh no, we're in the Deleran sewers. We've made it in. >> Oh, the underbelly. Wait, what is this? A Ravi Basin Battlemaster War on Q for War. >> Yeah, what do you want? Interesting. >> Okay, we can't qual. Wait, wait, wait. There's a vendor. It's a vendor. It's a vendor. Hold on. What? >> Well, spit it out. >> Grand moisture gear. >> Oh, frick. That was sick. Holy. Wait, I got How did I get rest? Oh, look at this. You know how everybody talks about the stats like on plus like spell power gear and stuff is too high. Look at this healing mace. Premier high warlords battle mace. It is 176 plus healing. That doesn't seem too bad. Lamelar headguard, dude. Now this looks weird. Undead paladin gear like this. Lamelar. Oh, scaled. Okay, let's do the wreck gear. Strength, stamina, intellect, plus damage. Strike stamina elect half a crit plus damage. I mean, all this all this stuff is subject to change, so it's like whatever. Oh, high ranking veterans can upgrade their armor. Okay. Oh, PvP trinket removes all movement and Oh, so this is the burning crusade version of the trinket on a 5minute cool down. Wait, what is this? Hey, this way. This way. This way. Sewer gate. Sewer gate. This way. Oh no, we're stuck forever. No. Oh god. Oh no. No. The horror. No. Oh. Oh, so funny. Wait, some of you guys didn't get in combat. That's so funny. You know, they need to add a button here. They need to I think they should add something here that you can do to open the gate. from the inside cuz what if you run the dungeon and then you run out and then you're stuck in here, you know? I actually Let's Let's go inside. I want I want to infiltrate the inside of Deleran. Okay, let's work our way inside. I didn't I didn't play Wrath, so I don't know the sewers very well. I only played Wrath for a little bit. Frick, this is the wrong way. I guessed wrong. I immediately guessed wrong. >> Glad to be back to WoW content. >> Okay, let's try and just run in there now. Go in a dungeon without raid group and zone in. Uh I I think we're too low level. It also might just be straight up deactivated. 20 is the level cap right now. All right, let's go. Go. Wait a second. Mage trainer, >> how are you? See you around. >> Oh, frick. How are you guys out of combat? Jeppetto Joy Buzz. Wait, the toy maker named Jupetto. Wait, that's funny. Oh, what the How am I What am I How am I What's happening? Hello. Uh, what? What am I getting? Where am I? How am I los Hello building? Hello, dude. I'm just getting pumped. I'm just getting pumped. Go. I'll bot myself. Now I'm getting pumped from behind. What's happening? He stopped. He stopped. Oh, okay. Oh, frick. Oh no. Oh, it might be. GG's. Oh, here they are. Oh, right in the sentry. The alleyoop. Oh, no. Is it 07? It might be 07, boys. Wow. We did make it in the dollar, though. That was fun. That was fun, dude. Good work. That was a lot of fun.