I dodged my end times destruction by going to work and watching the eclipse instead

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On August 12th, the narrator recounts a bizarre personal experience where he narrowly avoided what was prophesied to be his entry into eternal condemnation. A figure named David Giles had predicted that this specific date would mark a major eschatological event involving the "Son of Man" coming on clouds and the destruction of many people, including the narrator himself. Despite these ominous warnings, the day passed as an utterly ordinary workday for the speaker, with no dramatic events occurring to fulfill the prophecy. The only notable occurrence was a solar eclipse visible in the UK, which the narrator observed but found unremarkable, noting that it merely looked like a round cloud and was even less dark than a subsequent rainy day. The central irony of the situation lies in the failure of the predicted celestial signs to materialize as described by David Giles. The speaker expresses confusion over why an asteroid warning or the arrival of Christ did not happen on that specific date, especially given that David Giles claims to be an apostle and Elijah of our time. The narrator points out logical inconsistencies in these claims, such as the fact that asteroids frequently pass near Earth without causing global destruction, making the specific threat for August 12th seem irrelevant. Furthermore, he questions how one can claim to be a sealed member of the 144,000 when Jehovah's Witnesses have already claimed that number, suggesting that such self-proclaimed titles are inherently flawed. In his conclusion, the narrator dismantles the credibility of David Giles by highlighting contradictions in his assertions regarding spiritual anointing and discipleship. He argues that if there is truly only one sanctified disciple capable of testing spirits, then anyone claiming to be anointed must be wrong, implying that neither he nor David Giles hold such a status. The speaker establishes a firm rule of thumb for viewers: anyone who claims to be an apostle is not one. Ultimately, the video serves as a humorous yet critical reflection on how the narrator survived his predicted doom by simply going to work and watching the eclipse, leaving him to wonder if he should expect similar fates in future years.

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So, uh something really awkward happened, guys, um on August the 12th. It was prophesied that I would enter into eternal condemnation. Um but, uh I lost where this comment was posted, I just found it now. So, I was going to reply sooner, but uh 12th of August was meant to be the day I was meant to pass into eternal condemnation on that day. This was supposed to be some big sizing make event that would like destroy me and a bunch of other people, I guess. I marked it off as on my calendar as a safe day. Um and it was really. To me, it was just a very ordinary work day. I wasn't particularly remarkable. Uh nothing dramatic happened on that day, I don't think. So, I'm still here, uh almost a month later. Don't you hate it when you prophesy that an asteroid is going to come and uh it it doesn't come, the MQ2 asteroid. I mean, really, I I have no idea why that's even relevant. I'm sure asteroids pass through near the Earth all of the time. I'm not sure how an asteroid going somewhere near the Earth is a warning about August the 12th. Uh no idea. But, um what did happen on that day was the eclipse. We had the eclipse in the UK. I saw the eclipse and uh it wasn't really that remarkable. It just looked like a round cloud. A few days later, we had a rainy day. It was darker on the rainy day than it was when we had the eclipse. So, uh really not that remarkable. So, who's this guy that was saying this? Well, it's this guy, uh David Giles. And he was posting a bunch of stuff that all these signs were going to come on August the 12th. Uh there's a few videos here where he kept talking about August the 12th. So, let's have a look at some of the stuff that he's been saying here. Let's check out the transcript. So, apparently, this was meant to be the son of man coming up on the clouds. Um I mean, I thought the idea in the Bible was that all I shall see him. I didn't see him personally. Uh as I say, I was meant to be busy that day. I was supposed to be going into eternal condemnation. And he said instead I was uh going to work and then looking at eclipses. So, um no idea what I was supposed to be doing on that day. Somehow I seem to avoid my eternal fate by doing something different that day. I don't know. But, I I'm really surprised that the asteroid didn't come for me, really, or that Christ didn't come and kill me right there and then. Because after all, this guy does say, "I am who I say I am, who God has made me. I'm the apostle David. I am, {quote} Elijah of our time. I am the two witnesses. If there is another witness at this point, I'm not aware of that person." Well, that's a slight problem there because I'm fairly certain Mike Rokowski did say he's the only sanctified in truth disciple of Christ um who's able to test the spirits and is anointed to preach God's truth. Um I mean, you said that um I'm not anointed and appointed. Well, neither are you because uh you can't be because the only sanctified in truth disciple in our wicked generation uh would say that you're not anointed. So, I don't know how you can say that you're anointed. And then you say that you're acting like you're one of the uh 144,000 sealed uh while the Jehovah's Witnesses have already beaten that count. So, again, you can't be. So, uh look guys, if anybody ever says that they're an apostle, they're not one. That's that's my go-to rule of thumb. Oh well, see you next year.