I Built the BEST God Squad Day One in Madden 27

All right, boys. This is my whole team. Day one Eagles theme team because I'm an Eagles fan. I couldn't tell you it's the best. It's pretty good for sure. Good old line, good DBs, good linebackers. The Eagles are a pretty good team and I'm an Eagles fan. Go Birds. So, 25 Eagles. What I use with my different team chem Evos, the Evos are important what I'm going to use with them. I you I tried to use them on Marvin Harrison and I tried to use them on Nate Wiggins, but it did not allow me to double Chem. I wanted to double Chem. I wanted to boost them with Eagles theme team and pregame access theme. Didn't work. All right. So, I took got rid of that. Added my any team chems to Nick Amari to get him to 85 speed on Eagles theme team and I added it to JO Jameson Williams to get him to 85 speed. That's what I did with my any team chems. Then my ultimate team captain is AJ Brown. Yep. AJ Brown for the memes. I have to unlock the skill points to be able to boost him, but I'll be able to boost him to 85 speed as well. Um because he's going to be on the Eagles theme team. You can use anybody. I would I would recommend using somebody on your team. But actually, once I boost him to 85 speed, he should get 86 speed. So that could be dope. But I'll do that once I unlock enough skill points with AJ Brown. That's what I used all my evos for. And this is my team. Day one of Madden. This my boy. This going to be a good game. I mean, I feel like you got to be bragged to be ball. You got to be bra. Oh my god. I don't know why I felt so laggy. Like, oh my god. Who was I just using? >> Good tackle, Quinan. >> Oh, yeah. It's just so aggressive right now, bro. It really is, bro. Oh my god. You walk into the end zone. God damn, bro. This [ __ ] feels disgusting, bro. Oh my god. I mean, Nolan Smith just can't Nolan Smith can't play. Yeah, Nolan Smith on the ground. Yeah, he can't play. Yeah, Nolan Smith camp his [ __ ] pistol. Goddamn halfback zone. Oh my god, man. I [ __ ] hate the run, dude. I just hate the run. Oh, that was a good play. Jesus. Oh yeah, flipping flipping is this is as good as it's ever been. No, this is actually the the fastest flipping. Yeah, bro. I can't get Bro, action points are sweaty, bro. I mean, come on with the [ __ ] pancakes, bro. Come on, man. Everybody's just blocked to hell, dude. Just get get your pistol defense ready, dude. Everybody's just the wide receivers are just sealing the world right now. Why is my running back Why is my dude in a spy here? Like, what button are we pushing to put him in the spy? Like, why is he in a spy? I don't know how the one thing I hate about Madden is these dudes run this same offense for [ __ ] 10 years, dude. Verticals, run cross drag for 10 [ __ ] years, dude. >> Thank you. I mean, where like [sighs] I thought the dude I switched off was manned up on the tight end. Where? I want to know where he went. Like, COME ON, MAN. MY DEFENSIVE END, DOG. NO ONE'S DOG. DOG, I TRIED to I tried to not have you in the game, but you're so off the team. Got the This [ __ ] feels [ __ ] awful, bro. Like awful. Like the most awful [ __ ] I've ever played. It feels so damn like like just quick sand slow, dude. Like you have ne like there is nothing you've played worse than this [ __ ] Like these dudes like they all have [ __ ] in their pants >> world. How How to be a bum 101, dude. >> Good game. No points. Let's go. Good work. Good try. I don't even know how to play the game yet. Was that afraid of offense? Like I don't even know how TO PLAY. I PLAYED I PLAYED TWO DRIVES. He's Oh, I can't let him score. Like, what the hell do I look like, Kmitty? Do I refuse to believe extra points are this hard, bro? I need a new court. I need a new kicker. Oh my god. Bunch strong is so it the flip alone. Oh my gosh. No, guess what? We give up a kick return because we just can't kick the ball. >> Come on, boys. Like, come on. Good defense, Wiggins. We could pick that. That'd be nice. >> Yeah, nice overthrow, dude. Walking pick. Nice overthrow, EA. Nice job, dude. I appreciate you guys, EA. My [ __ ] god, dude. >> LOOK AT THE TIGHT END BLOCKING DOWNFIELD, MAN. LIKE, JUST MAKE MAKE OFFENSE EASIER [screaming] FOR LIKE MAKE IT EASIER FOR HIM. MAKE IT [ __ ] EASIER. THIS IS SO bad right here. I can't lie. Let's see what happens. Come on, BOYS. LIKE, WHO OH MY [screaming] GOD. ONSIDE KICK. YO, you are a piece of [ __ ] dude. Get a [ __ ] job. Get a [ __ ] job, dude. Smitty. This wide trail is just way too good for man coverage, bro. It really is. And there's me missing an extra point. Oh no, it went in. Let's go. Shh. I called the same play because he's running the same defense. It's just like it like it's got like what are we doing? What do you want me to do? Call something that doesn't work, dog. Okay. Special teams is like unacceptable right now. I'm kicking the ball like it's going in the end zone. The [ __ ] is landing at the 10 yard line. Run. Yeah. Quinn Yan, be a man. Yep. Good run away. Run away from a corner. >> Woolen, you got to guard the tight end here. You just have to, kid. There's no one with else to tell you. I'll help you on a corner route. Yeah, screamer. Come on, man. Oh, I should definitely milk the hell out this clock and take my three like a man. Problem is, this [ __ ] is hard, bro. It's hard to get It's hard to kick field goals, bro. The tight end The tight end route is so good, dude. Oh my gosh. What the [ __ ] I thought that was a run. IT SAID OFF TACKLE DOT. I thought it was a boom. Oh, I hit the wrong button. [ __ ] on. I mean, who is that that grabs me? Well, no, the kicks are OP. Nah, the kicks are OP, dog. No, I'm sorry. Them shit's way harder than Dynasty in college. I don't know. I'm telling you. No, I'm not kidding, bro. I don't know if the kicker is so ass right now. NO, THE KICKS ARE LIKE NO, THE KICKS are OP. I mean, dog like like it's a good [ __ ] play. Could I have picked that? I [laughter] don't know who made that play. That's ammo >> screamer. Come on, bro. You just like got to block your running back now. I got I can't take the chance that you put your running back out. Good throw, baby. We're humming, baby. We're humming. NICE JOB. 11 JIADI. [screaming] YEAH. QUIT THE GAME. YO, you play like such a little [ __ ] dude. Godamn. You get a job. Get an absolute job. Kicks are insane, dude. Nah. Kick. No, that wasn't a hell game. If my kicker wasn't just complete ass, we're getting up kick returns. Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW VALUABLE THESE [ __ ] PEOPLE ARE, BRO. IT'S MY LIFEBLOOD. IT'S EITHER Y'ALL START GIFTING OR Y'ALL START LETTING THE TROLLS RUN A MUCK. ONE OR THE OTHER. Y'ALL EITHER GOT TO PAY FOR THE TROLLS OR JUST LET THEM TROLL. All right, I don't care. It don't bother me. This one dude, BIG ROCKEFELLER. BRO, THIS DUDE, I NEVER WANTED TO BAN SOMEBODY MORE THAN BIG ROCKEFELLER, BUT HOLY [ __ ] HE'S HELPING PAY GODDAMN KINDERGARTEN TUITION. THANKS FOR BEING HERE, Big Rockefeller. >> Why? Why? Why are we throwing a ball catching a lollipop like that? What an underdone ass pass, bro. I honestly the way you can flip in this game, you should. Bunch is just Bunch is going to be king. Bunch is king. Like bunch is simply king, dude. >> Pick. Oh, you got to drop that, man. pick. I mean, that's a running back on Quinan Mitchell, bro. Is that where we're at? Is that Is that where the game is right now? Is that where we're at? >> I just passed the last second. Thank you. >> Good [ __ ] Keley. You're a dog. No, no chance. I mean, I mean, that dude just jumped the [ __ ] out of that, bro. I mean, was that the guy on the title? I just ran a random ass play, MAN. [ __ ] MAN. IT'S WIDE TRAIL every play, bro. It really is. Like, it's like it's it's it's not rocket science, bro. Yeah. >> Oh my gosh. Why did I Why did I call this [ __ ] Why am I not in punk return? Why did it [ __ ] man. WHY IS WHY IS RANDOMLY COACH SUGGESTIONS THE MIDDLE ONE IS COVERED FOR? WHY? WHY DID THEY DO THIS? WHY IS MIDDLE WHY? WHY DO I WANT PUNT? HE'S PUNTING. You got to break that tackle, chief. I'm trying to tell you, bro, kick's not sweet. [ __ ] him, man. There's a kick return because why wouldn't we give up a kick return? All right, bro. It's Madden. It's not college football. just kicked the [ __ ] down the sideline, bro. Get it. And he disappeared cuz you know you know C Curry's about to owe another five, too. That's who's next. >> I'm just [ __ ] like, bro, come on, boys. This is like what am I playing right now? I suck, dude. What the [ __ ] am I like, what am I doing, dude? Oh my god, man. I'm like losing my patience right now, dude. I really am. Holy [ __ ] man. Cleo Vog, don't type the rest of the [ __ ] chat. You're pissing me off. I mean, the way my dudes are lining up is so troll right now. Honestly, >> we get a block here. Can we get a block? AJ Brown, could you score one of your touchdowns we need? God, I can't wait to your 86 speed. I mean, it's it it's really like overwhelming. It's playing so much Dynasty and and Matt in college. The camera's way different. My players are real shittier, but after about two hours or three hours of playing, I'm feeling good, dude. Let's go big. I don't know. I I mean, this is the Listen, I played that shotgun. What playbook did I use? Shotgun. No, I kicked it. I kicked it freaking straight again. Shotgun classic and I I just ran bunch strong and wide trail is so good against man coverage. Like wide trail is really good. So I said, "Let me just try wide trail." And then I looked at this book. It's got gun normal. It looks good, bro. I don't know what to tell you. Good hit. Screamer hit him. Good hit. Keley. Squeeze it. Come on. Good job. >> Good screamer, baby. Good knockout, Jad. Good swat, kid. Let's go, man. We got our numbers over here now, boys. I mean, just stretch right here. GG cg Z Thumbs. What a guy, bro. I don't know how I play Z Thumbs. He must live in Ohio. Apparently people like Packers fans love Wix till he was on the Eagles. Packers fans loved Wix until he was on the Eagles, bro. Yeah. Jkins. I mean, we can't throw that [ __ ] further. AJ, why oh why did you move there? Like what what what did we do to move there, boys? Like someone explain to me why I hate that [ __ ] Zack, there it is. Quan, go ahead, Quinnan. Why would we double team that dude and not like get up to the next level, bro? I mean, come on, boys. Like, how are we getting just thrown on the ground instantly, man? I mean the ma Miles Garrett right now at DTackle Miles Garrett is 100% just rolling my left guard every play like every play I've seen enough bro K7 my man 11 months just so mad I got zone drops on dude just prove over here bro >> yes buddy I hate that we're moving my blitzers, dude. I >> mean, you just got fried and it was incomplete. No points. Let's go. Good switch off, Dub. Yeah, it didn't work that time, Ed. You see it? >> Knock out. Good job, Woolen. >> [ __ ] man. Cuz I switched off this dude. Damn, man. There's no way you got rid of that. >> I pass committed. Good stuff. Quinnon Williams. We'll take that every day of the week. Who is that? Is that Swear Quinnon Williams? No way. Come on, boys. There's no chance that that much time. Come on, man. I mean, the pass protection has been absolutely like god like just god awful just under thrown to hell. My like my p like if y'all would see the pass protection of what's happening on a fourman rush like these dudes are all over the like it's like they're jumping over my line. It's insane. I mean, come on. >> There we go. That's I mean, just fried, dude. Just fried. Flipping is obnoxious. It is This is the worst flipping has ever been in Madden. It is without a doubt the worst flipping has ever been. It is the worst that flipping your formation has ever been that I've played. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. It's the worst. Like they get they no one in the world tried in the entire room of EA. Nobody in that [ __ ] room tried to flip a formation. Nobody. I'm telling you this right now. Nobody there had even tried it. The thousands of people that Saudi Arabia is playing, nobody even tried to flip a [ __ ] play. Nobody. Cuz this is the most obnoxious flipping bunch or flipping anything has. THE MOST OBNOXIOUS LIKE NOT EVEN LIKE not even [ __ ] close. This is the most obnoxious flipping and snapping has ever been, dude. Without a shadow of a doubt. This is the worst I've ever played. The This the worst I've ever played. >> Oh, it's it's worse. It No, it wasn't. Yo, formation shifting wasn't as bad. Nothing was as bad as this is right now, boys. >> No one's getting panced. I'll give you that much. Oh yeah, J Mo. Oh yeah. [screaming] I don't need to kick that field a little, bro. I'm cool, bro. I'm cool. Maybe I need more. No huddle is No huddle is OP, too. Hold on. No huddle is OP, too. Hold on. GG. GG. GG. GG. GG. Yeah. first and 10 on like the 15, runs twice out a pistol, gets the third and 10, got one shot. I mean, that that was the biggest part of the game, honestly. No, I mean, I watch it. Look at like look, bro, look at my right guard. Like, this is this is JMU Dynasty [ __ ] It really is. This is JMU Dynasty [ __ ]