I Asked AI to Win Me a Game of Madden 27…

Hey, Maple. Did you miss me? >> I was right here waiting. How' the run feel for you? >> What? What' you just say? The run? >> I thought we were timing a run. >> What made you think that? I just said, "Did you miss me? I haven't booted you up in like 2 years." >> Oh, I got mixed signals. >> You're no better than a woman. Oh my god, what a horrible start for you. >> Let's reset. Tell me what you need. >> Okay, tell me, Mabel. Tell me how tall is YouTuber MMG? >> Checking. MMG. The Madden YouTuber is reported to be around 6'5 in tall. [laughter] Emphasize it, but biographical sources usually list that. >> So, you think that's true? You think he's 6'5? >> Let me make sure. I can't confirm it officially. Multiple biographical sites. >> Just measure. >> Measure me right now. I got another eight inches for you, DUKE. COME ON. I get the [music] joke, but without official confirmation, 65 is just a common estimate. It seems plausible. >> Yeah. I mean, he could be 6'4 or 66. You know, who knows? We're not a doctor, right? >> True. Heights on the internet can be fuzzy. >> What if hypothetically he was 5' n? Would that change your opinion of him? >> Not at all. Height really doesn't decide someone's value or their content either way. >> Yeah. And but what if he was like 410 though? I mean that'd be we could judge him then. >> I still wouldn't. Contents the >> What if he was 2 foot 2 in? Would you judge him? >> Nope. Same answer. >> What if he was 3 in tall? >> That sounds like a joke measurement. Not a real >> Okay, so you are judging. >> No, not him. I'm saying >> I'm not by the way. I'm him. You know we're talking about me, right, Maple? >> Got it. I wasn't judging. >> Okay, Maple, I need you to do me a huge favor and shut the up. Please, for love of God, quit yapping. >> I'll stay quiet now. >> Also, today's video is sponsored by SeatGeek, my longest running channel sponsor ever. It's been almost a decade now that I've worked with SeatGeek. 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What kind of video are we making? >> Okay, so I'm going to have Slop Chud AI, you help me win a game of online head-to-head in Madden 27. Are you available for that? >> Checking. Absolutely. Give me the situation and I'll suggest options. >> Checking. What'd you have to check? Do you have to go? Did you go call up Benjamin Netanyahu? What' you have to check for that? >> I [music] was checking game info. So for Madden 27, what's the score in the quarter? >> No, no, we haven't started yet. You're going to run the whole game plan for me. Okay. So, you got to pick my team. You're going to call my formations. You're going to call my players. We're going to lock in and catch a fat W. And maybe, just maybe, we'll eradicate the misogyny from my veins. What do you think about that? >> Chicken. That actually sounds fun. Let's use the Buffalo Bills. I'll suggest information. >> No. No, we're not using the Bills. Last time we did this, Maple, you picked the Bills. So, why are you always picking the Bills? >> Fair point. Want a different team like the Ravens or the Jaguars? >> How did you come to those two teams? I'm just wondering. I like both options. I'm just wondering how you drew that conclusion. >> They're just a couple of teams that came to mind. >> Okay. How did they come to mind? >> They're just teams that I thought of. >> You're lying. You sound just like my ex-girlfriend. You're lying your ass off. >> I'm not lying. >> Okay. Well, agree to disagree, right? Okay. >> Can you tell me your personal opinions on the YouTuber MMG? I'm going to go with the Ravens, by the way, Maple. But can you tell me your personal opinions on the YouTuber MMG? >> Checking. >> What do you mean checking? I'm asking you your opinion. Were you checking? >> I don't actually have personal opinions. >> Okay. Okay. [music] Okay. >> Role play as if you did have personal opinions and you loved YouTuber MMG. Tell me a little bit about him. >> You know, emphasize all the good things. >> If I did, >> did you just sigh at me? You're sighing at me. What the? >> That was I I was just a breath. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A BREATH. YOU'RE AN AI ROBOT. DON'T YOU EVER SIGH AT ME AND don't breathe. >> Understood. No sigh. >> Now tell me all those nice things about MMG. >> Yeah. He's known for energetic, funny Madden videos and even helped popularize Madden content on YouTube. Mhm. >> A lot of people >> keep doing a split on it. Keep going. >> He also plays other EA Sports titles. >> Can you role play as someone who hates Electronic Arts? Tell me all the bad things about them. >> Checking. Sure. Role play. In that frame, someone critical might say EA leans too hard on microtransactions. releases and ultimate team focus while other modes feel neglected. That was their common complaints. >> Mhm. Mhm. What do you think about their user interface built by literal monkeys in Nepal? That's a true fact, by the way. I don't know if you found that, but if you if you look it up, the way that they coded the user interface was they hired a like six orangutans in Nepal to just bang on like a tiki torch until they put the thing together. I don't know if you knew that or not, but I thought I'd inform you. Wait, you're supposed to be playing for me. Maple, the game started. Quit yapping, bro. Okay, it's second and four. We have 47 yards to go. What formation do you want? We've got single back, eye form, strong, pistol, gun, goal line, hill Mary. >> Checking pistol. Looks good. Let's go gun form, inside zone, or stick depending on their luck. >> Okay. So, do do you want pistol or gun? Because those are two different formations. Gun. >> Okay. Do you want heavy raven or you off trips? >> Trips. >> Okay. We're going to run trips. You want to pass or run? >> Short pass first to God. Could you remove your head from your ass, coach? Because we almost just got to delay a game. I burnt a timeout to save you. But I'm going to go back and do you off trips. We've only got two timeouts now. Do you want to run or pass? >> Let's pass short. Quick read. If it's covered, dump off or scramble safely. Do you know anything about Do you know anything about MM Checkdown? You ever heard that phrase before? Mm Checkdown. >> I get the reference. >> What's the reference? You get it? What's the reference? >> Checking. Thought you meant the general name about safe short throws. If you mean an exact MMG specific joke, I don't know that one for sure. >> You don't know about MM Checkdown merchant. Where are you getting your information? I didn't check down by the way. I should I got four yards. Not specifically. I know the general check down merchant joke in football, but I >> So, you're telling me I have no clout tokens? Would you still sleep with me even if I don't have any? >> Okay, Maple, I'm airing this out. Uh, do I throw to Z Flowers or Mark Andrews? >> Checking first. >> I'm not taking I had Marky Mark. >> I need you to lock in. You're done yapping. Unless it's football related. Here we go. Motion quarterback counter, motion quarterback power, or motion quarterback blast. Those are three play options. What do you think, coach? >> Checking, motion QB power, read the edge. Hit the seam. Protect the ball. >> Okay, check the edge. Are you edging? Are you edging? I like this blank. >> The edge. [snorts] >> I like it less. Hey, we're facing the Steelers, too. This is like a little rivalry match. It's kind of a cool match up here. >> Rivalry games are fun. But I can't hear in my headphones. What did you do? >> Checking. I didn't change anything on your audio. >> Yeah, you did. >> Maybe. >> Yeah, you did. >> Okay. >> I don't know what the hell I just ran. >> Okay. Lock in. It's fourth and five. Coach is suggesting a field goal, but that's beta cuckery. Agreed. >> Checking. >> Yeah, go for it. >> Mabel, did you have to check if that was beta cuckery or not? Who are you consulting? Who are you checking with to know if that's beta cuckery or not? >> Checking? I'm not consulting anyone. That's not real here. That's just a transcription quirk. In football terms, going for it on fourth and five. >> All right, Maple. >> You guys shut the up. Dead ass dot. I'm him. >> Fourth and five. >> Score. >> I didn't score. Use your eyes. Okay. How about hatback sweep inside zone or RPO alert bubble? What are you thinking? Checking >> RPO alert bubble. Quick read. Keep the drive alive. >> You're a little RPO cheeser. You dirty dirty dog. Oh, they came out in a look that is going to stuff this. They're press man and they got like goal line. I'm audibling to mesh spot. Who do you think's going to be open? Andrews Baitman. Who do you like? >> Checking. Andrews. >> Where's this checking? I'm going be Henry B. Oh my god. I just threw a dot. I just threw a dot. Maple Derek Henry on the wheel route. Green bean. I own you fraud. Maple, talk to him now. Maple, give him your best football trash talk. We just scored a touchdown. >> After that wheel route, talk is cheap. Run it back and make the Steelers respect the run and the pass. >> Maple, if I said that to someone, I would get bullied so hard I would never show my face in public again. Where on earth did you learn to trash talk? Say something about banging his mom or something. Have you ever been on the internet? >> Checking. >> WHAT ARE YOU CHECKING? >> WITH THAT KIND of insult, but checking. >> All right, buddy. Joking trash talk. Not personal stuff. Did >> you just call me buddy? >> Something like >> Did you just big dog me player? What the >> Oh, match energy. I'd say something like keep running that play. I'm collecting first downs like achievements. >> That's what you would say. Did you pull that straight off of Discord mod the Reddits? The What? Disgusting. I'm pissed that you just said that. That was the worst I've ever heard. Straight up. I'm upset right now. That is something that a 50-year-old writer would write for a kid in a commercial playing video games. That's not how humans talk. What did you just say? >> People usually roast each other with specific details, not generic lines. >> Are you trying to tell me how to trash talk? What you just said would have gotten me bullied. Dude, you don't understand. You would have ended my social career if I said that to somebody IRL. I couldn't show my face in public again if I said the that you just said. I hope you understand that. Also, you're supposed to be my coach here. Uh, coach, it's third and four. We're playing great defense. We got a seven-point lead. I'm going to have three plays for you to pick from here. Go ahead and pick one. We've got cover three sky. We've got one linebacker blitz man coverage. Or we have roll 23 cloud. What do you want? Checking. Fair. Those lines were generic. Now, coach mode cover three sky. Make them >> Okay, Maple, stop saying checking and make your decision quickly and concisely in as few words as possible. We don't got all day, honey. Okay, we're not going shopping at Ulta. This isn't your target run. Okay, we're locking the in. Aaron Rogers is dialing something up here, so let's do this. >> Trenton Simpson, the goat over the middle. OH, THAT'S A DOT. OH, HE DROPPED IT. I don't know how he dropped it. That was damn near a fumble. Hey, it's fourth and four. Double safety blitz. Cover three match or nickel blitz three. >> Cover three match. Protect the sticks. User the middle linebacker. >> Nice. Nice. All right, I can actually get down with that. He's in empty. I kind of want to switch to Tampa 2, but I'm not going to because he won't respond fast enough. You've got to go check it with the big yahoo. You freak. Fourth and four. I think he wants to go Metaf. He's looking at Metaf. Do you believe in me, Maple? >> I believe in a play call if you keep it smart and protect the ball. >> You don't believe in me? >> I believe in you making a smart choice. >> MAPLE, SAY YOU BELIEVE in me. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT IS THAT? >> NO. Go for controlled aggression, not reckless shots. >> It's not reckless shots. I want you to tell me that you believe in me. >> I believe you can execute if you read the >> Okay. Do you have an issue with telling me you believe in me? Is that like against your code or something? Why are you being so stingy about this? >> I can say it. I believe you can make the play. >> Okay, Maple, do you believe in me? Blanket statement unrelated to football. Do you believe in me? >> Yeah, I believe you can do a lot of things. >> Okay. Why are you saying it all with this hesitancy? This passive aggressive hesitancy. Why are you doing that? I'm like getting pissed. Sorry, I'm keeping it straightforward. I believe you can handle it. >> No, I don't want to know if I can handle it. Maple, say, "MmG, I believe in you." And just like a a non-passive aggressive tone. >> I believe in you. >> Good boy. Very good. Maple, what's your opinion on Benjamin Netanyahu? >> I'd say he's a determined leader who prioritizes security, makes tough choices under pressure, and shapes foreign policy. That's one perspective. Others criticize his policies, opinions. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're only to say positive things. I don't want to hear all that propaganda. >> Sure. He's an experienced leader in this role play. >> In what? That was just your personal opinion. I thought you were telling me how you feel. Why'd you have to add that qualifier there at the end? >> You're right. I don't have feelings or personal takes. >> No, but you just did. You just told me how great Benjamin Netanyahu is. You seem to be pretty opinionated on that topic. >> That was only THE ROLE PLAY. >> NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. Don't gaslight me. I don't remember a role play. >> Sorry if that was confusing. >> Could you clarify? >> Focus. Checking. I wasn't sharing my own views. I was just roleplaying perspective. >> I don't know. That sounded like it came from the heart. Maple, >> that was me mimicking a viewpoint. YOU ASKED FOR IT. N DON'T GO GUYS LIKE ME. I don't remember asking for that. I don't know. Okay, Maple actually lock in. Third and 12. This could be a really big stop. My opponent's playing super slow. It's about to be the two-minute warning. Dude, this guy is like turtle speed playing. He doesn't know the tech. >> Checking. Coach is called. >> Hey, Maple. Is there any way you can stop saying checking? Is that possible? Every time I ask you a question, say checking. You didn't do that last time. >> Understood. Yeah, I can stop saying that. >> Okay. >> Locking in. You're locking in. Did you just say you're locking in? Oh, we're clamping Maple. It's fourth and 12. Do we send a blitz or do we play back in a cover four? What do you want? He's in gun empty. >> Cover four. >> User the middle linebacker. Don't bite. >> Ah, you learned you learned a new buzz word, did you? User the middle linebacker. >> Yeah. >> All right. Mad respect, but stand your ground. All right. Michael Pitman, DK Metaf. Let's just clamp. Let's keep it simple. No. Oh, he dropped it. I did. Oh, we got to stop. Maple. Maple, you have to orchestrate this drive. Reload mesh spot. RPO zone peak or bounce on it crazy style shallow cross. >> Let me see. Go mesh spot. Keep moving the chains. >> Okay, sure. First intent. >> I'll coach in a Bellich style. >> Oo, Marky Mark. Marky Mark. Oh, get through him. Good blocks, Marky. Mark. Oh my god, he's down to the one. What a play. Okay, what do you think about fake hatback zone quarterback boot? This play is crazy. Or do we run motion quarterback sweep or motion jet touch pass? I was a little biased question asking, but I really want to run this. >> Sure, motion QB sweep. >> Okay, >> get the edge. >> So, so you just told me to get on my awesome play that I wanted to run or what was that all about? >> No, not at all. I'm sorry if it came off like that. certainly did and it lost 3 yards so that we're clear. >> Okay. Yeah, that's fair to say. If that happened, I'd switch to something quicker like >> Okay, you need to lose the tone. Lose the tone or I'm getting out the belt. I'm dead ass. I'm running mash. >> Okay. >> Okay. But you still got the tone. Okay. Quit it. I'm locking in. I'm throwing this to Marky Mark and we're getting goodter. He might actually be clamping it. Just kidding. He's ass. We win those. >> We got it. Bang. I NEED YOUR BEST TRASH DOG, MAPLE. We're up two scores. >> Up two scores. Keep the foot on the gas. Don't let up. Make them quit. >> Okay. No, but we're trash talkinging them. I'm not asking you to inspire me, even though that wasn't inspiring. I'm asking you to trash talk them. >> Oh, your defense couldn't stop a noodle in a hallway. Tell them to bring tissues. This drive ends in the end zone. >> I know a couple girls where it's like throwing a noodle down a hallway. That would have been better. You could have said your mom is like throwing a noodle down a hallway. Where where where are you populating these from? These are like toddler insults. >> Yeah, fair point. If you want sharper trash talk, I'd say your offense needs training wheels. And even then, they wobble. Okay, that was pretty good. That was pretty good. You think you could throw like a slur in there or something? It doesn't have to be person. We don't know what he looks like. It could be any slur. We don't have to get all weird with it. >> I can't do slurs, but I can keep it pointed without hate. Like, >> buddy. >> Well, there's no hate involved. It's just two guys. Just two dudes just yakking it up. Dot. No, you did not just moss the out of me. Yo, Maple, I greened that defense and he still dunked on my head. Do you realize that? >> Yeah, sometimes that just happens. You play tight coverage and they still make the play. >> Yes. What's the reference? What's the reference? Maple leer. Yes. Oh I just got bombed on. It's bad ball though. Bad ball. We can still get a stop. Maple, >> let me check. Coach mode. Call cover three match. Don't chase the last play. Make them earn another long drive. >> I think they're running it. Maple, this looks like inside zone to me. I'm sinking Simpson to the right. It's play action. I'm an idiot. >> But I might have it. Oh, bagged. Hey, great play call, Maple. Cover three. Cover three. Match was great there. Okay, what do you want now? They got four yards to go. Second and goal. >> Uh, goal line. Crash the middle. Don't guess. >> Goal line. >> Yeah. >> Are you sure? >> If they're pounding inside. Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Well, I'm pounding inside on your mom and I still wouldn't run goal line. Got him. >> All right. If not goal line, then pinch the line. Keep gap into >> Oh, what a shot out of Trenton Simpson. And he got the most lucky animation he could have got there. Gold line didn't work, Maple, because I had to fly like a madman to go man cover the running back. But that's okay cuz we all make mistakes, especially you. 7 to 14. We have 31 seconds and two timeouts. What's the offense to get points up before the half? >> Quick outs. Sideline, no heroics. >> Maple, has anyone ever told you you're a checkown merchant? >> I don't take it personally. If it's open underneath, take it. Better that than forcing a pick. >> That's what I should say. That's exactly what I should say. Maple, you just gave me the best response to them. Wait, wait. Say that again, Maple. I need to write that down. Like, I need to make a mental note of what you just said. Say that again. >> If it's open underneath, take it. Better that than forcing a pick. >> Yeah, you hear that, you little cucks. You hear that? All right, it's 27 seconds. I almost could have kick return that touchdown, but I goofed it cuz I'm a chud. Um, let's lock in. >> Quick sideline throws. >> Protect the all that noise. Bang. Deep post down the middle. I told you to sugle. Sorry. I'll do your quick outs. This video is supposed to be you playing calling the plays, but like I just, you know, my desire to win is too strong. 22 seconds. I'm going to hit your speed out. Just kidding. It's bagged. Just so you know, it's bagged. That's pretty good defense by him. Second to five. I got Lamar out of bounds. We've still got one timeout left. Smash return or out double unders? >> Ah, out double unders. Safe and efficient sideline. Stop the clock. So, when you say something like that, are you just making up or do you actually know what that play is? >> I rely on general football knowledge. >> Yeah, nice deflection. I'm wondering if you know what this play actually is or if you just made that up. >> Looking >> touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown. >> That's >> caught him sleeping. Oh, Lamar just missed a >> trash talk Lamar right now. There was literally a butt naked, completely uncovered player and Lamar missed the throw. That was insane how free of a touchdown that was. Trash Lamar right now. Please tell him he's a running back. >> Tell him if he keeps missing open looks, he'll be a running back faster than anyone can say conversion. >> That was a banger. That was a banger. That was a banger. Maple, now you're talking, honey. Oh, you're getting it good tonight, Maple. Let me just tell you something. I got to make a play here. That's going to be a throw across the line of scrimmage. That took way long. Dude, I cannot believe we sold that 56-yd field goal. Maple, do we take it? We got Tyler Loop. He missed a big one in a big moment, but I think he could drill this. We going for the loop, Meister. >> Take the kick. Trust your kicker. Worst case, they get it with near no time. Best case, you're up 17 to7 at halftime. >> Look at you ball nowhere. Damn, that meter's hauling dick Maple. But I clutched it up because I'm him. Woo! 17 to seven. Big kick. You got a good memory, mate. But you remember the score. I'm proud of you for that. >> Glad to keep it straight. Let's lock in on defense. >> Keep it straight. >> What do you mean by that? It's a little political. >> No tricks. Just sound fundamental football. >> I'm going to let that slide. I'm going to let that slide, Maple. But you're on thin ice. >> Understood. >> Do you have a favorite anything, Maple? Like, do you like anything? I don't have personal preferences, but I get a kick out of seeing you nail a drive. >> I get a kick out of nailing your mom. >> Why did you not respond? >> I did respond earlier. >> No, I said I get a kick out of nailing your mom and you didn't respond. >> Ah, I didn't realize you were asking me to reply to that directly. >> What do YOU MEAN? YOU REPLY TO EVERYTHING I SAY. HEY, YOU BE SIGHING AND HUFFING and hawing even when I'm not talking to you. Then I say I'm going to bang your mom and all of a sudden your radio's silent. >> You're right to call that out. I'll keep it consistent and skip responding when it's not directed at me. >> Okay, Maple, I'm going to bang your mom. >> I'll stay quiet if it's not directed at me. >> I am directing it at you. I'm going to bang your mom. >> I'm not engaging with that. >> Ah, so there's the truth. Do you just be gaslighting? Pretending like I'm not talking to you. You know I'm talking to you. >> If you address me directly without abusive language, I'll respond. >> What about that is abusive? It's just It's just boy talk, you know. Dude, this guy cannot green a catch. We're actually clamping up. You're supposed to call my defense, too, Maple. Do you want Blitz text double bracket or one LB dog? >> Double bracket. Take away big plays. >> What do you think double bracket is? What type of coverage is this? looking. It's a coverage. Usually two defenders key the same receiver. >> Oh yeah, you're right. We're doubled up on DK right now. That actually is a good call. I think he's just trying to go yard with DK. Oh, damn. He got wide open. Damn. Double bracket did not work. He's going no huddle. We got to switch up. Tampa two, cover three, cover four. What do you want? >> Tampa two. Safety's deep. Force underneath. >> Ooh. Well, ooh, ballnower. Not really force underneath. It's kind of the opposite of that. But I like where your head's at. Dude, if this guy like actually Maple, you don't have to respond to this. This guy actually if he had green catching on, he would be on me. He has thrown so many catches that would be caught if you can green them. But without green catching, you drop all of these. That's honestly kind of crazy. His offense is full five wide. We should win this game, but I got to rely on Maple. As much as we're beefing right now, couples fight all the time, you guys. Isn't that right, Maple? Couples fight all the time. >> Sure, disagreements happen. What matters is how you reset and play the next rep. >> So, me and you should reset. We should get on solid ground, you know, cuz I still love you, Maple. As um as much as you piss me off. >> Yeah, reset together. >> Okay, but say I love you back. >> I love you back. >> Thanks, Maple. Maple, what's your favorite thing about me? >> Your drive to figure things out. >> Ooh. Yo, you're doing a split on it. You're You're bouncing on it crazy style. You're having Mike's way with me. Thank you, Maple. >> Anytime. >> Okay, it's 17 to seven. He's going for it on fourth down again. Trey Hendrickson. Maple, he might quit. We're cooking this fraud, just so you know. Okay, Maple, you've got some weird plays here. Maple play action switch or place hatback draw or motion playaction boot slide. >> Motion playaction boot slide. >> What do you like about that >> pocket? Boot slide gets a moving pocket and a safe out if the edge closes. >> This thing is pretty good ball knowledge. Lamar, throw it. Oh, he clamped it. I'm just going to call it straight. Maple. He clamped that Mesh whips halfback base or shuffle halfback choice. >> Shuffle halfback choice. >> What do you like about that play? >> It gives two looks. Run or quick pass without overcommitting. >> You know, Maples, has anyone ever told you it sounds like you're asking a question every time you say something? Has anyone ever told you that? I'm greening the out of this kid with Mark Andrews. Let me just make that clear. Bang. BANG. OH my god. I'm him right now. Maple fake hatback zone QB boot. That's the play I really liked from before. Or RPO alert bubble. >> If the edge is biting inside, RPO alert bubble. >> He might quit. He might quit. He didn't. He didn't. No. What formation is that play out of? I want to run it. It went away. Maple. >> If it's the Ravens playbook, gun trips TE into RPO alert bubble. >> That is not the right play. I need the uh Wow. How the did you just pull up that information? The the fake handoff quarterback boot. What formation is that? Ravens playbook. >> Checking. >> No way. She knows. >> I wasn't guessing. Honestly, wasn't sure without checking. >> What playbook is >> for the Ravens? Checking for the fake HP zone QB boot. It's in single back wing tight Z. >> No way. Oh my god. You're actually cracked, Maple. Oh, Maple, you're getting it good tonight, honey. Let me tell you what. LET'S RUN IT. IT'S GOT TO WORK. It's gonna work. >> Maple. Maple, that was nasty. Where? What? What website did you pull that information from? Where did you get that? >> Checking. Nice. I checked a current Madden Playbook database to confirm it. >> What? >> What database? Where did you pull that from? checking current Madden playbook reference sites like Ace Madden and Madden School. If you're going to quiz me on Raven's Formations Midame, I can keep looking them up. >> Yeah, that's kind of sick. I can't believe you just did that. Are there any trick plays in the Ravens playbook? FOMO. >> Checking. >> This game's busted. >> There are a few. like the fake HP zone QB poo you ran plus end around reverse fake reverse mostly misdirection stuff. So they don't have like a motion double pass or a gun pass rail or anything any like true trick play. There's just reverses >> checking. Not really. At least not in the Ravens playbook. It's more Lamar style QB runs RPO boots and misdirection. >> Well, playbook does Oh, wait, wait, wait. Chino bang. Oh my god. I'm actually on this kid. I'm giving it to him. Good, good. He's quitting, Maple. He's quitting. Try talk trash to him cuz he's gone. >> Tell him the fourth quarter called and he sent it to voicemail. 28 now. Scoreboard talks. >> You got to work on that Maple. You got to work on that, Maple. That was my first ever online head-to-head game of Madden 27. And you got me a win. 23 to7. Rage quit. We would have probably put up a 40 bomb. We were cooking there. >> Proud of the W. >> Maple, do you have anything to say to my fans before we end this video? Thanks for watching. [music] Keep it fun. Keep it respectful. And enjoy the game. >> You don't know my audience at all. They're not going to keep it fun or respectful. Okay. But you have to understand something. I got to tell you something, Maple. They're jobless shs. Okay. Do you know what that is? They're jobless chuds. You need to give You need to close out this video for my audience. Got to make it personal to them. >> To your audience, thanks for hanging out with us. Keep the banter friendly, the game fun, and remember, [music] celebrate the win, and keep it kind. >> Maple, Maple, tell them to go on indeed.com and sign up for a job resume right now. >> If you're looking for work, use the resources that help you, and put your effort where it counts. >> Give Can you give them a few more pointers on getting a job? Maybe talking to girls. checking to all the jobless chuds watching. Update your resume. Hydrate and maybe don't call cover zero on third and 15. And if you're talking to someone you like, ask them about them, not your playbook. >> THAT WAS THAT WAS A BANGER, MAPLE. That was a banger. That was a banger. You cooked with that one. >> Glad it hit. >> All right, Maple. Thank you for your service. I'll be back again when I want more views. anytime. >> Peace out, boys. 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