GLORY TO CASTILE ! ! ! IRON NEST: Turret Simulator Launch day!

Pillbox one destroyed. Pillbox two destroyed. I think I could sound the horn, chat. Do it. Freaking doomsday horn. Bearing confirmed. Elevation confirmed. Gun arm. You may fire when ready. Why is that not getting old yet? You would think firing that turret we I get a little bit excited every time I get ready to fire it. It's like you get all this lead up, all this calculation, all these drawings, all these angles, all the twisting and turning, and then you just look forward to pulling that freaking lever. No, it's almost 10:07. It's choo chooing, chat. Choo choo. Oh, today's the day. Iron Nest Heavy Turret Simulator. It's coming out any minute now. I am going to have some fun with this. Been looking forward to this game probably for it really feels like it's it's been an eternity, but it's probably only been like a couple of months. I think we first dived into the demo around uh was this spring. All right, I'm not even going to try to remember. It's been a little bit. It's been a little bit. And uh when we got the release date, I was like, that's too far away. August is so far away. And now it's here. And now it's here. Now, we're going to sit here and wait and anticipate refresh, restart Steam as we do all the times. We're going to play this game. We're going to play this game. Whether I don't know how long we're going to play it, but we're going to play it cuz I I really had to hold back on the demo cuz I wanted to keep playing. I was like, "Let me stop cuz I'm I'm going to burn myself out. I'm not going to want to play it anymore because I played the demo too much." So, we're going to play the crap out of this. Should be live now. Actually, just click ticked over to 11. It's not funny. I didn't have to restart Steam. Shut up and take my money. Oh, $15. I'll make this back today. Don't worry about it, chat. It's an investment. That's how businesses work. In your library. I never purchased a game so fast. I see other people in my Steam friends do the same thing. Assault dumb bought it before I did. Holy crap. I thought I was fast. Perfect. All right. This location is a H35.5. Target is at Q4-2. Power one. Power two. Whoa. Take a powder. All right, we got two powder charges. 85.4. Perfect. 53.5. You may fire when ready. Ding. Oh, the bed unlocked already. Hey, there's my cat. Why don't I remember this stopwatch? What? You just join the cat. [laughter] What in the world is happening? [snorts] Monstrous strike on Mercy Ward. Anti- Manakus. I can't even say it right. Anti- Manakus that dained a bomb in the hospital's entry courtyard, murdering 163 and maming over 300 sentences. A brutal atrocity meant to shadow the very heart of Castile. The attack occurred during the visiting hours which has been described by the king as particularly unsporting. [laughter] Orinous efficiency laurel completed a mission with minimum rounds expended. H shell and star shell punch cards unlocked. intelligence has identified an anti- monarchist element operating within the city separately. Separately, high command has scheduled a celebratory illumination over the royal palace to mark the general pieces in general peace initiative. Irons has been assigned to both operations. All right, let's mark the ironess and spotters. H35.5 spotter one is at N903 03. Father 2 is at N279. All right. Bill reports bearing is 94° from spotter one. 94° from spot 2 is 44°. 44 degrees. Okay. Now let's get our distance to target and bearing. Like so. Get rid of these for sanity sake. Okay. So that's 13 km 66° and uh 13.09. Oh 13.09. 09. Oh, that's where you get you get it from here. Okay. I got it. So, now they got we got our elevation. I thought we got that from the other table. I forgot that fast. Even though I just did it. Three powders. One powder. Two pound. Three pound. Take a powder. All right. Rotation is uh 66°. Okay. Elevation is 52.36 chat. Don't look at me like that. You know what I mean? 52 36 right there. You may find Wait, I'm early. Shell type bearing elevation and arm the gun. Gun is now armed. You may fire when target destroyed. Reconstance photos transmitted. Two additional hostile elements have identified and recon photos. Destroy both before proceeding. 12.96 three powders 51.84 84 loading. One powder, two powder, three powder. Loading. Take a powder. All right. So, this is now 67.9° like so. We're good. Arms and load it. We just like over pink. Targets destroyed. Phase one complete. A second fire mission is now authorized. High command order starburst over the Royal Palace. Star Shell owner. This is a non-combat operation. Fire in the vicinity of the coordinates below. A ground observer will mark corrections directly on impact recon photos. Adjust and repeat fire until high command confirms satisfactory burst position. 250. Let me um There it is. There we go. So 200 boom boom bearing 256 from sparter oneoop. Arm the gun. You may fire with Okay. So, now I got to go 3.3 km. Mhm. So, look at that. High command to Iron Nest. High command to Iron. Starburst. Starburst position confirmed. Satisfactory. Fire mission complete. I repeat, fire mission complete. Stand down until further orders. I repeat, stand down until further orders. I repeat, stand down until further orders. A night of celebration marred by atrocity. Aaron West, November 17th, 1927. On an evening set aside to honor the generals continued pursuit of peace, the anti- monarchists remind us all that no pursuit concerns them. Their only correspondence arrives written in the blood of innocents. Honorary salute. Deliver fire and light. I have unlocked the punch cards of powder charges. Scout plane and AP shell. And I earned ordinance efficiency citation. Liberation. That is so cool. I forgot what you had to do to get your name up here. These are all the supporters. Can you find your name here, chat? Think you have to support the Kickstarter or something like that. Loading. You may fire when Tink. Got him. Oh, you may fire when I'm coming to get you. Splat. There's a third one. Please, no civilians. Please, no civilians. Okay. No civilians. Perfect. Loading. You may fire when You may fire when You may fire when Tink Kaboom Crater. Two hostile infantry units remain in urban sector. Complete their destruction in detail. I guess it's here an urban sector. So, let's uh let's get a spy plane down there. Do it. Huh? Two hostile infusion units remain in urban sector. What sector? This is why I'm confused. What sector are you referring to? I mean, I could send a spy plane over here. Now, we're going to send another spy plane. Over here, buddy. That's not it. Found him. Okay. So, uh, these are going to be H charges, high explosive charges since they're infantry. So, I got to go over here. I'm going to get two of them. H shells. We're going to get two AC shells, which they cost 10 each. One. I'm down to 90 credits. Boy, I'm getting close. Oh no. And now the infamous words. You may fire when ready. There it goes. This little thing denotes the missile that or the uh the shell I just shot using advanced trigonometry technology. Got them. Oh, they did. Oh crap. Didn't they have like an animation for this that you could interrupt? Tink. Got him. Yay. Enforce deliberation. Punch cars unlocked. I got a What's this? I cannot read a MCN shell. You see my animation of my fire my shots here. Enemy forces have deployed artillery across the river in response to recent activity. This is anticipated. Prioritize elimination of all identified artillery assets. Destroy what remains in detail. Be prepared. Counter battery timer will commence once the first shell lands. So, it could be here or here. That sucks. [laughter] I don't think they're going to let me do that. Why is that open? Dear Iron Nest, while advancing, I fell into fell into one of your footprints outside Delriel and twisted my ankle. While I was trying to climb back out, a shell landed where my squad was standing. I'm now the only one left and I can still hear them. I don't know if that can ever stop hearing them. Everyone tells me I was lucky. My mother would have said I wasn't lucky. She would have said, "God put that hole there to save me." But God didn't put that hole there. You did, Tomas. Did we get him? We didn't get him. Okay, I got that one for the glorium. Cookie. Come on, Bobby. Uh, goti. Wait, there's another one. Four hostile units remain across the river. Solidate sector. Destroy main element. Stand by. Are these artiller? Are these uh hostile units? Okay. A lot of them up here. No, not there. There they are. I kind of panicked. I kind of panicked. I'm just like, do something. I guess I can just shoot the same thing with uh AG. Let's make sure I hit these guys. Yeah, we got both of them. All right, we're going to fly the spy plane over there now. Oh, I put it Oh crap. That's not going to show me anything. I should have put it back here. Oh my goodness. Okay, this whole area is lit up now. I don't see anybody else across the river. I think there's two more targets. Elevation confirmed. Omnig guns. Gun armed. You may fire with ping. Got him. All right, we need another spy plane. Castile's mechanized wonder. Madrid, January 29, 1928. Foreign observers stunned by the iron nest might. A new era of warfare, the general declares as the world scrambles to respond to the unveiling. So, this is going to be a 10. The 6:00 one's going to be a 10:06. This one's going to be a 10:10. This one going to be a 10:13. No, it's almost 10:07. It's choo chooing, chat. Choo choo. What's this? Put the needle on the record. Uh 45.69 69 69 69. That's fine. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. You may fire with Hurry up. All right, I got to start calculating the other one now. I'm probably not going to hit that one. So that's uh 13.32. Oh, well done, operator. Allied infantry, hold position, awaiting your signal to commence the assault. Two armored imp placements block the assault trajectory. Allied infantry cannot advance until they are destroyed. The armored imp placements require AP shells to destroy. Dang it. All right, got these. Signal the assault. Use your war horn located hanging in the left of the trigger console or the back right of map table to signal the successful destruction of both armored placements. Signaling before you have complete your task will result in mass casualties. Bearing confirmed, elevation confirmed, gun arm. You may fire when ready. Why is that not getting old yet? You would think firing that turret we I get a little bit excited every time I get ready to fire it. It's like you get all this leadup, all this calculation, all these drawings, all these angles, all the twisting and turning, and then you just look forward to pulling that freaking lever. Pillbox one destroyed. Pillbox two destroyed. I think I could sound a horn. Chat, do it. Freaking doomsday horn. You know good well there's no such thing as a he shell. What am I guys? From hence therefore and now there therefore with and thou art. They will now be called Heihei he shells on kick.com/bwana. There's my heing. Very good. Very good. Chat, we're just getting started, but I've been up all night. We streamed this morning. I pulled an allnighter and stayed up until uh Iron S came out. All right. All right. So, when we last left our hero, we were doing uh not the challenge modes, but we had just finished Iron Road, which was kind of surprising. So, how do you customize the cat? I saw that Dag Dak put a screenshot. You can customize the cat. I don't know how high you got to get for that, but I don't know where that option is. Oh, here it is. Cat customization. Hat name. This is where Borna draws a blank. Although I don't care about a lot of this stuff. That's cool. Back up. Oh no. He has been working out. Oh my gosh. [laughter] What do you want to do today, boys? Back arch. I keep clicking away. Cool. I have a customized cat cap. Three high valued installations identify an enemy backline. There's an enemy signal station and it's got three coordinates here from uh different spotters. There's an enemy assembly area and then there's a a field command here. I think that was both of them. I hit two things. I think my calculations were correct. Yeah, it was right. They both were right there. Field command destroyed. Enemy enemy signal station destroyed. Wow. I was I was doubting that, but that that was actually it. Okay. USA, you may fire when ready. This one might be off. That one went [music] way too well. Do it. Got him. Bada boom. Now I need you to destroy eight additional enemy units surrounding the town. Signal the breakout. Once eight enemy units are destroyed, sound the war horn to signal the garrison to begin a breakout. Listen, this war horn needs to be a channel point sound. Let me tell you, this thing sounds like the death march horn. It's like And I'm I'm not I'm I'm I'm under I'm underelling it. You know what? If I fire one of the Ooh. Ooh. Oh, I already got a H though. If I fire one of those big ones with the large blast radius, it might kill all three of these. I'm going to do a he. See if I can get all three of those guys. No, [bell] I killed civilians. Friendly marine garrison destroyed. I lost 10 requisition on that. It's so close. I guess I could have fired like to the southeast of it or something. It's very good. You may fire when Good stuff. I like that we took out three targets in one glory. Look how look at the crater it left. Sheesh. But the he shell don't play, boy. Load it, Mr. Hehe He shell. May fire when ready. I'm burning up stuff. I wonder if you leave those un unmaintained, will you just like explode? If stuff smokes and you just ignore it. All right, let's see if we can get both of these. The crater at shell go. We just play the planet side theme the whole time. Play the Terran thing. [laughter] That'll trigger some folks. Kaboom. Loaded. This exactly what I imagine a Titan's warhorn would sound like in 40k. That's what it sounds like. Yeah, something like that. All right, that's eight. >> [snorts] >> Yep. Smoke screen. Smoke laid. Marine garrison six pushing through. Iron. We owe you one. No, you owe me two. [laughter] Is enemy able to shoot down your launches? Not that I know of yet, but they can counter fire. That's why I killed those counter batteries. Breakout successful. The city held. I do not know what the papers will say tomorrow. I know what you did today. Thank you, Anton. You may stand down. Any enemy elements still in the field are no longer objectives. We ask of you. Continue fire support is authorized at your discretion. Should you judge it worth your ordinance. I do want to kill some of these targets, but I want to I'm going to save my requisition credits. So, I think we'll end it there. Glory the captain. Backers [music] divided. With Carthagina liberated, the anti- monarchists have been cut cleanly in two, leaving their eastern and southern remnants to distrust one another and the crown's absence. Officials note this was in fact the plan all along. Transatlantic accent in a area where it's not even used. His majesty [music] king extends his sympathies to the anti- monogous now forcing the conduct and treason without the convenience of the shared border. Impact confirmed at a at port underside armor held. Pressure lines ruptured. Rerouting exterior lines now. Engines require manual restart. Additional systems may be affected. No, nothing more we can fix from here. Anyway, that didn't do anything. Engines require manual restart. That's master power. Oh, here are the engines. This is new. Set both dials to start. Uh, pull starter chain and then set both dials to run. Got it. Huh? Let's try it again. Both to start. I don't think I pulled the starter chain right. Got to do it like a lawn mower, chat. Got to mean it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right, boat's a start. Here we go. There we go. You got to mean it. Yes. [laughter] How do I close this? Oh, okay. I didn't even know that was there. Do it. Got two targets right there. All right, let's just um I'm going to he shell these guys. Getting the angle right might be a thing. Um, I'm going to assume one powder. I'm just going to assume one powder since it's so close. An angle. I guess I'll do like 30. Here we go, chat. Oh boy. Arm guns. I'm sorry in advance. That was really shallow. I didn't kill anybody though. We'll do two powders. Gun loaded. You may fire when [cheering] [screaming] >> three. Well, that turned out a little bit better than I expected. I got a bad feeling about this, but you know what, chicken butt. We're doing it. I think friendlies are safe. Unless going higher with the same powder goes shallower. Okay, we're clear. Wow. Holy crap. I'm nailing these. I did change the angle, right? Yeah, I did. Dude, that's like exact with three powders. Yeah, I overshot. I still got three of them though. This should be it. Oh yeah, that's it. That's it. Oh my goodness. It's piping. We have done the great thing that we have done. Now fix this cuz I miss it. That was a fun mission. That challenged my brain stem. Look at them legs on that thing. The Iron Nest stands unbroken. Despite the sustained ambush involving what witnesses describe as everything the enemy had, the Iron sustained [music] no damage of any kind. No dents, no scorching, no chip paint, and no cause [music] whatsoever for concern. Army engineers report the fortress is, if anything, structurally improved by the experience. Not a single scratch. Not one. [laughter] The garrison with good conditions is invisible to aerial reconnaissance. They have gone to ground, dug into the old city sellers and stonework. Ordinance. Tear shells will force them into the open, permitting detection by aerial reconnaissance. Once positions are visually confirmed, destroy them in detail. Invisibility to reconnaissance does not confer immunity to art artillery fire. Once all three primary targets are destroyed, sound your warhorn to commence the advance. Signaling before all three positions are destroyed, we'll order our troops to advance into contested ground. Do they have a high like a a high impact radius for AP? Probably don't. Sounding the horn is great. I I love that crap. Holy crap. I didn't even know that existed. Okay, we got to find this third one. Yeah, we're going to be searching for We're basically trying to smoke out people. We don't know where they are. Like this. I found two in one shot, but I don't know. All right. All right. If it's not here, I'm going to try down here. But I feel like that's not west southwest. I think that's like south. Oh, please be here. I wonder if they're there. I It's going to be something easy. I already know it. Every time I get tripped up by something like that, it's something really basic and easy and I overco complicated it. I didn't expect that to do anything. Oh, I've already destroyed the enemy field command. Chat, I need to be looking at N4. I told you it's all it's always something simple. always. It never It's been like that my whole life. I over complicate simple stuff, man. In four. And this the moment of truth, chat. I've been waiting for this all weekend. It's not even a weekend. Hold on to your butts. Go [screaming] go go go go go go go go go go go go go. Caris returns to the crown crown. Kis has returned to the crown after his garrison having gone to the ground rather than face the precautions of their actions was located and destroyed before nightfall. The generals overseen operation called the cleanest work this [music] army has done all year despite all the gas. With foreign support for anti- monarchists now visibly thinning, officials described morale within the crown's ranks as the highest it has been since the war began. They went to ground because they had nowhere left to stand, the general added. We did not need to hunt for them. We only needed something at the wall doable to men. Woman, I'm [music] with the cause. Okay. Your objective is to prevent enemy landing forces from reaching your defensive line until reinforcements arrive at 7:14. Okay, we're in data now. Irons is at 0129 01 29. Landing craft spotted crossing what? 19 traveled in 10 seconds. 1 km traveled in 1 meter and 40 1 minute and 40 seconds. 3 km traveled in 5 minutes. Intercept landing craft on course for prepare for beach landing 708 uh 5 km and 180° from E10 1 n 5 km from that. So here at 708. So I have to be at 708 7120. That's a different one though. Oh, it's the same spot though. Okay. Stay focused. Stay focused. They giving you a lot of information there, boy. All right. Everything's ready here. We just have to fire at 7. I hope it's not 7:05. 7:08. We're armed. We got one minute. So, we're basically firing at the coast. Got him. Okay. I think it was 7-Eleven, chat. I hope I hope it was. Can't see. Yeah. 7-Eleven 20. Whoops. I'm early. Well, I'm right on time, actually. Yeah, we killed them all. Perfect. All right, what's the next one from N1059? Let's do the N1059. I'm not going to be able to get that one. N1059. N1059. That's going to be straight down, I'm assuming. at 7:14. Here it is. So, it's like straight down here. That's going to be at 7:14. It's going to be very soon. Uh 4.1 km, one pounder. Go. Load it. I don't think I'm going to make this one, chat. I don't think I'm making it. Uh, it's going to take too long for this thing to load. Uh, 350.1. I'm going to try though. Here we go. Too far. Too far. 350.1 angle 49.20. I think they're arriving now. It says 71440. Okay, we got we got 20 seconds. We got a little time. We got a little time. Too far. 49.2. Two zero. Go. Okay. Relief columns have reached the uh B beach head to tie this turn. Sky elements remain remain within range. Okay. Primary objective complete. You may stand down. That was nerve-wracking, chat. I still killed him, though. That was nerve-wracking. Holy crap. So, you're basically feing off a landing army until uh reinforcements arrive. All right. Primary objective complete. We did the thing. Turn to high tide. Punch cars unlocked. AP. Ooh. Armor piercing shell. Medium bursting charges. Medium blast radius. So, we got AP [music] charges that have a bigger blast radius. I was asking about that earlier. Okay. Woo! Chat room, that was fun. Thanks so much for watching. Thanks so much for joining us. I'm going to head out. We got to do some video editing. We got to edit this what we just did. Also edit uh this morning's video for a YouTube video that I hope you all watch. Go to youtube.com/boy. So, I'm about to put some hours in. It's 3:00 a.m. my time, but I'm about to put some hours in to to get these videos edited. So, I hope you guys go up to YouTube and watch them, like them, comment, subscribe. I appreciate everybody coming out and watching. And I'll see you all next time. Thanks so much for being here and make sure you follow the stream. Make sure you join the Discord to be notified when I go live on Kick if you don't have the mobile app cuz Kick don't know how to do email notifications no more. So, the only way you can get notified that your person is going live, your stream is going live, is if you have the mobile app. I think that's unfair. I'm just going to say it out loud. So, we do have a Discord notification when I go live. I've been tweeting. I've been posting on my club account, club.com/wana. I I posted there today. Uh, so if you don't follow me on Club, I'm going to be trying to post all of my live stream notifications up there as well, so you guys can have another way of knowing when I go live. All right, y'all have a good one. Great stream today. I had so much fun with this game. I'm going to continue to have fun, and we're going to put together some fun videos for you guys to see. We got some good clips, too. So, take care of yourselves. Have a great night. GG's. Goodbye everybody.