Gaming Beaver Funny Montage #12

There you go. There you go. You can all be famous for about two seconds. >> Mountainside creatures. Are you friendly? Right. I guess I'll just plunk myself in a tree and wait an hour. Woohoo. I don't even know your channel, but it must be annoying. Nah, >> it all turns to white noise eventually. Wow. Wow. People really loves his fans. I do. Just leave me alone in games. Damn it. Yeah. Oh god. Oh, the egg. The egg. I need help on the egg. No. Do we go left? I think we I want to go left. YEP. HEY. OH, let's Oh, let's go. There it is. There she is. Remember, be gentle. She's just scared. Kill it with our own acro. You know, I would like to say there's a strategy involved, but honestly, it's just like then just shoot and talk to Capela. Heck yeah. Look at that. Oh, it's like the the puppets from Pan's Labyrinth or whatever it is. Not Pan's Labyrinth. Uh but you know what I mean? Like the the vulture thing. Also, I mean, I was playing this on my iPad in in bed and like because I had to I was turned it a certain way, the volume was on the bottom. So all of a sudden I just blasted it like max volume right next to Whitney. Oh, and you need when you got to go, you got to go. Oh, it's an egg mission. Uh, I think we're good. The Stegosaur is probably going to die. No, the poison. The humanity. I love manities. We got this. WE GOT WE GOT IT. HOLD ON. I GOT A phone call. Two seconds, guys. She just rang to say she loved me. A No, she didn't. She was just asking what time I was leaving. Whoa. They got piggies. Can I attack Piggy? AH. PIGGY KILLED ME. Killed by Piggy. Stupid pig. Oh no, he's coming after me now. No. Ah, damn it. No. Well, seeing as these guys aren't really chatting too much, I'm assuming that they're in Discord. I wonder what kind of conversation they're having. >> No, he killed our baby. I like how it just was all right now. >> The battles do seem to have quietened down at the moment though. They've uh Yeah, you got a Thor roaring in a thingy there. Okay. 24. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. That That's a lot of damage. I think I'd like to fire it. Right. Yeah. You're going to die. I think you're going to die. I think you're going to I hope you Not quite. Hey. Yep. And we're going to have to uh >> You know what? Yeah. Yeah. You'll go for the instant. >> Why? No, no, no, no, no. You could have just instantly done like 5,000 damage to me. No, no, no. Now you might not. Now you might not do that much damage. Oh. Oh, wait. What? We have like a intro. Ooh, pity. Wait, is this actually an intro? Like, what? Hello. Do game crash? Hello, game. Can anybody hear me? Oh no, I'm falling out. I don't know what he's doing. Is he trying to He's trying trying to get up. I think he might starve before me, you know. Oh, that Oh, hello. No, that's cheating. Are you not going to run? Uh, yeah. Yes. Off we go on an adventure. >> Died. Well, some are alive. >> They're all dead. They're all dead. No, they can't be. I don't believe it. I don't believe that they're all dead. No. Stop them from Oh, for the love of Oh, no. I'm out in the open. I'm out in the open. I'm going to log in. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm out in the open. There's a stego right there. I was running towards the stego as I Oh, hello there. It's a triangle of drama. You have at the top you have, you know, this whole Mattel thing and then the others are, you know, this primitive war uh debacle that happened and then the other ones just kind of like Jurassic World Twitter being like relative memes. Jurassic Park, guys. It just reminds me of that meme. What is it? Silence. We're trying to be relatable and current. >> Okay, boss fight. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's ready for the boss fight now. We're all doing white. Hey, so if you're watching this at night, turn down the brightness or else you might lose your eyesight. Okay, you've had your warning. Let's go. Oh, lest we not forget the Jurassic World packaging. Remember that T-Rex? Oh, it's beautiful. Love that thing. Uh, moving on to Why are we still here? Uh, but this would be the mo the thing I'm most most excited for if it weren't for something that has just recently been revealed and that is the freaking sort of capture. Now to hit him for go all tactics hit him with the stick. And next time you start thinking you can outsmart a tape, remember my salute. We got to censor all that. >> Should be able to get up there now. >> Okay. I mean, let's go. >> Away with you coming. >> The sculptor wanted something even bigger. Twice the size, covered in gold and jewels. But I was quite certain you wouldn't appreciate that. >> Wrong. >> You won't. >> Oh yes. Look at this. Oh, this looks glorious. >> One more round. >> Oh, bacon. FREEZE. MY EYES. >> IS SHE JUST GOING TO STAND THERE ALL DAY? >> YEAH. >> YES. I think we should. 2,200. Oh, yes. Right. Two level. No. rank or level 149 completed. We probably should rate five. Should we rate rate five, guys? Let's rate five. You know what? This guy, he's asked us for so long to rate five. I'll rate them five stars. Hello everybody. >> This is what This is what they did to their creators. Yeah. There we go. So you got like you got blue then you can't remember somebody she turned all green I when I've painted that your top jaw opens as well is it in fallen kingdom if you look at the credits very closely you will see carnotaurus is credited as toast thank you Colin thank you thank you I know just if you want a collab you can just tweet at me please how many slices of The first cat inside of toast. One. >> Three. Two. One. Before I get comments about the waste of bread. It was off. Don't you kids ever do this. I don't want angry emails of your parents saying that my son just wasted a whole loaf of bread and shoved it inside the carnivorous cuz I know YOU'LL DO IT. DON'T DO IT. >> If my parents could only see me now, how proud they would be of me. My day is ruined. Oh god, not more. I don't want anymore. Where did this happen? Oh god. Oh, I won. Which is what's end? 56 versus >> uh 49. >> 49. And then editing James will put up the actual points. >> I'd love to have a double snake team. Oh, that would be so cool. Oh, I don't know if we get a 30. If we get a mother flipping 30, we might have unlocked it. Oh, you [ __ ] Yeah. I don't know. We'll see how it goes. All right. New Tanax against no. It's not worth it. No. Uh, not to take. Okay, let's see if we can take this guy off. Oh god, there's the king crab. Can we take on the king crab? NO. SEAGULL DIE. RIGHT. OH, WE GOT the golden sausage. Yes. Let's whack him. Whack the boss with the golden sausage. IT'S DOING NOTHING. OH, AND I'M DEAD. >> This isn't some forgotten corner of the east where you come from. This is A FORGOTTEN WEST. HEY, RIGHT. Let's see if we can end the game here. >> He said it. >> It's been fun, guys. >> Go on then. Go on then. You know you want to. You know you want to. Go on. Don't even notice it. Don't even Well, isn't this pretty? BIRD. Another bird. Oh my god. I got it. Are you Are you like nomads in the middle of nowhere? You've got food. No. Correction. I've got food. >> Harvest. >> FOX. AMMO. Ammo for you. >> WHERE'S ANOTHER ONE? OH GOD, I DON'T HAVE ANY HEALTH. PROTECT ME. PROTECT ME. As well as some crates there, some boxes, and the velociraptor thing where Joffrey, the gatekeeper, unfortunately got numbed on. I wonder who's going to win this one. Oh dear. And you've got an idol, which is a classic roar from Camp Cretaceous. You see the lightning flashes in the background. READY? COME ON, little ones. You must die. Okay, guys. This might be it. Oh my god, it has taken so long to try and get a Carnotaurus to kill a Scorpius. Like, you have >> Well, that's that. It took so long to prep this fight to get a Scorpius Rex to the point where it would lose to a caro and actually die and not run off and all the what pretty teeth you have. >> OKAY, MAYBE not a pretty voice being whacked around like that. I don't know if you TOO MUCH. OH NO. Oh Gan. I don't think I think it's gone. I THINK KAGAN'S GONE. WE'RE NOT THE BAD GUYS HERE. We're not the bad guys. If I can bloom and land this helicopter. You should have seen the the way the helicopters were lined up before. Oh, it was horrendous trying to get landed. Almost. Almost. Yeah. No. Yep. Got this. I got this. I GOT THIS. I GOT THIS. Maybe they're scared. Maybe they're intimidated by our amazing creation. A >> Oh, you know what I should do? I should I should put this in the Discord server and say I'm a human and see if people try and find me. Hell yeah. Let's do that. All right. Yep. There we go. Yep. I'm sending it to 3,000 people. Let's go. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's what this Discord server is made for. Pointless announcements like this. Yes. Yes. I wasn't looking. I wasn't looking. Oh, there's a frog. There's a frog. Kill it. KILL THE FROG. LET ME OUT. Must kick the frog. Beautiful. Oh my god. Oh my god. Jerry, he's become one with the mud. He's become a stone. That's some devotion, brother. That that disapp I just love how fast the rabbit launched there. A bless you like me. Hello bash bush. I'm in prison. I can't escape it. Forever. You'll play Jurassic World the game forever and ever. Oh, it's it's funny cuz it might be true, but like with Jurassic Park builder, it's like, "Oh, well, game's not continued anymore. So, what about my money?" Ah, who are you again? They can't KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. Can we flamethrow him? Flame him. Flame him. Flame him. Yes. Okay. An 828. 828. Okay. 828. We're here. Jesus Christ. Oh god. Oh, you got that ball. You enjoyed Manchild eats Kinder eggs until he collects a set. Now get ready for Manchild eats slime eggs until he collects the set. I will. >> Lovely. Could you imagine your kids like I want more slime eggs. There it is. Interruptor. There. There's its stats. They seem to be the same intelligence as Rexie. It's just so like why? So, there you have it. All of the eggs opened. Okay, are you ready for the new and improved Spinosaurus? Look at it. Right, so we have all of these love. Oh my, that actually is terrifying. Wow. Did he just push it out of the way? It honestly looked like he kind of turned. No, look at that turtle. It's doing like a high five. Oh. Oh, we got Oh, a great white. Did it kill the great white? Well done, Turtle. Well done. >> You got any of them Jurassic World Dominion toys? >> No. Okay. Presenting my connections. So, I'll do a little like once I get it, I'll do A LITTLE BIT. WHOA. GOD. SO, THIS is the Biosin facility. It's at night. There's fire. It's like that final battle thing where Malcolm's like and look it comes with extra piece along winky your head it appears and then if you look at them head on they've definitely amplified the >> which I'm all about. WHITNEY CATCH THE EXCITEMENT LOOK THUMBNAIL. This is how King Arthur felt with the bloody sword in his stump. >> Ready? >> So, yes. I want to give big shout out to everyone who helped out there except for the bomb ones. Screw you. You'll be booted. You'll be dead. Tape. That's it. Yeah. Yep. Tape will do. Yeah. Well done. Well done. Um tape will definitely get that out. Uh okay. What's next? Fireplace. Uh let's do fireplace. Um, dynamite. Oh, no. No. Dynamite would Oh, that would have DONE OH, NO. HE'S DEAD. LIKE, imagine a spider comes out of nowhere and helps this. Imagine if the spider helps kill Giga. Oh, like Rex is struggling and spino comes out of nowhere. Please do it, Colin. I know the movie's finished. Listen, Colin. Colin, listen to me. You listen. Bring Spider. Don't get me while I'm changing. Hello, Max. >> Should I ring my mom? >> Hello? >> No, not me, Mom. What the hell are you laughing at, >> Dad? I just put together a kaplunk. Are you proud of me? >> A kaplunk? What do you mean a kaplunk? A game? >> Yeah. >> Well done, James. >> Thank you. >> You put all the straws in, have you? >> Uh, no. Oh, I haven't done that yet. >> Well, that's what it's all about. The straws. >> Oh, I can never impress you. >> So, you haven't done it yet. >> What the hell are you drinking, lads? Put it together. You haven't put the straws in. >> All right, I'm do I got to put the straws in? The straws are in. >> I mean, it makes sense, James. All the straws in or not? >> They're in. I put them in now. >> All right. How many straws are you putting in? >> I don't know. I just chucked them all in. What do you mean chuck them in? That's not a kapluck. You put them through the bloody holes. >> Oh, ch them in. >> Oh, okay. >> Have you ever played this game before? >> No. >> It doesn't sound like it to me. >> What you do, you put all the straws through the hole. >> Yeah. >> Then you put the marbles in the top and you draw straws out in turn to get the marbles out through the bottom. And then the winner is the one with the most marbles. So if you enjoy, >> is that me? >> If Jurassic Park Builder came back, would you play it hands down? Like it came back exactly the same. Don't lie to me. Don't Don't lie to me. You're lying to me. I know you are lying. Maybe I shouldn't upload this video. Just cut it. Yeah, just cut it there. It's fine. Scorpius Rex was the second hybrid. Yeah. They don't know I buy dinosaur toys to review them for myself and not give them to kids even if I'm 30. Yeah. And I think I think we'll end it on that one. I think that that is that is beautiful. I want that framed. I want that I want that on the wall somewhere. Just that that picture. That is gorgeous. Could you send that to me? That is beautiful. >> Uh has anyone got any sunscreen? Uh has anyone got any sunscreen? Uh has anyone got any sunscreen? Uh has anyone got any sunscreen? Uh has anyone got any sunscreen? >> Okay, we'll stop that. Well, guys, I've tried every conceivable possible way to uh get this out of its packaging, and I'm left with only one choice left, unfortunately. >> All right, where do we put this then? >> Can file him under B1N. >> B1N bid. No, >> buddy. >> Jesus. Don't. Oh no. Who am I? Whitney. Okay. Are you ready, Whitney? What am I? >> WHO'S THAT POKEMON? There it is. Like, give me strength. And then if I press it, I can only go halfway. Yeah. And then you want to lift it up. Oh, almost. >> Yeah. Why are we still here? Okay, cool. OH MY GOD, A SNAKE. WOO! OH, that was nice. That was terrifying. This place said there was no snakes and here a bleeding snake. So here we Oh, look at that. We need bound music. No, YOU'RE ATTRACTING THE WRONG KIND OF CROWD. JEFF, I LOVE FLEAS. A DISCO RAVE. LOOK AT THE QUALITY that we had in Jurassic Park 3. Completely made out of foam, but it could fly. Fly straight down the ground. It can I'll be the cameraman now. Tell me about that. This person, remember, you don't have a microphone on you. You're going to have to yell. >> This is Claire. >> Yes. >> She is small. She likes to have the gun in hand. >> Boyfriend comes along. >> Boyfriend? I'm offering you an ultimatum. And she goes, I don't want to get married. And he goes, I want to get married. Well, we're going on the show. And she goes, I don't want to go on the show. And he goes, well, you don't have a choice. And they go on the show. >> Look at that face. What is that? What does that look like to you? >> Does that look like a parrot? >> Oh, he's lost. He lost his power stops. It doesn't go What about it? >> Nobody likes you. Help. Somebody help. He's still hitting me. Are you really the baby? >> How about negotiate? He wants to negotiate. >> Stop eating this. I'm not inside here. Go away. Go away. I'm up here. Don't do that. No. Stop. Stop. Tasa. No, stop. Uh, I just have one called Pokemon and it's only it's 1.5 megabytes. I have no idea what this is. Ah, yes. Oh, wow. Okay, so this is one of my first ever animations. I think we just click through. Yeah, that's it. And then this his eyes disappear and then his pupils disappear. Ah, okay. Ah, the early internet. Oh, it was brilliant. Yep. Is that Is that actually it? Oh, no. No. Then then we do a dance. Okay. I made the bear. Did the bear do anything? Okay. The bear apparently did that. >> Don't wake him up. >> How am I going to record the video then? >> I was with Whitney. When I saw them, I went, I should get those. And when Whitney said, "No, don't." But I was with a friend. When Whitney left, my friend turned to me and said, "Think of the content. I bet I bought all of them." OH, NOW THAT'S A BIG bit of cook. Um, I said in the last video that I was not going to make another one until they fix the game. I am never making a video on Jurassic World Alive until this is fixed. So that must mean they fixed the game, right? No. Oh, hold on. He's He's got his own thing. >> That thing. Do you see that? It's sleeping. I'm going to take a picture. >> Amsterdam. Ah, there it is. Who could that be? So, special offer. Are you sure you want to do this? No, but we're going to do it anyway. Right. So, yeah, you've got the elovenator there. We'll just sit on a bench. This is a This is a great Easter egg cuz if you stay if you stay by the bench, that happens. Look how cool that was. That was amazing. Well, then you got to stop focusing on the toast plushy camera. You got to focus on me. Okay, this one's going to be a good one. They're running away, changing direction. But will it be enough to GET AWAY FROM DRON? IT'S SO HAPPY. IT JUST WANTS TO PLAY AND IT'S GOING TO GET YOUR LEG. KNOCKS THE OTHER ONE DOWN. SO, we're doing that cliche thing that everyone does when they have a dog and it's their birthday and they take them to a pets at home to pick out their their present. Hopefully, you pick something good. Oh, pick a hamster. >> I don't think you can pick a hamster. >> Can you not pick a hamster? >> No. >> What if you really like a hamster? >> Um, >> do you want to pee, Max? >> Always. >> Sensk monk? No, it's not. Okay. Monk's not What if it squeaks though? Does it squeak? James don't squeak. >> You love Okay. >> He wants the sausages. >> Oh, >> okay. He's chosen sausages. >> Oh, we've actually chosen something. What is this? Chicken with bacon hot dogs. >> Do you want a bun to go with those? Max, are you okay? Fair enough. Everyone's going to be like, "What did Maxi do for his birthday?" >> He ran silly. >> What the hell is going on? >> Oh my god, that's risky. Two of them taking on the giga. I don't know what they did this last time, didn't they? And they they Oh god, no. Oh, okay. I think I think they've glitched out. Look at him go, though. He's just so happy. Look at him. It's made it to the top three and is now vicious. Ooh, careful. Vicious Stegosaurus now doing a little bit of a mud bath. Terrifying. Oh my god. If this Stego wins now Oh, he killed it. Yes. Stego won. I don't believe it. Welcome to the kingdom of uh Avalon. Yes. If we go up, this is what the battle looks like. Oh my god, they have stained this whole place red. Oh god, the Oh no, the keep is lost. No, I got hit by something. And I'm rolling. Indeed. I don't know where I'm going. Hold on, guys. Oh, there I go. Bye. Oh, they don't die. They poop in their feathers. Oh, that's why we didn't see any dead bodies. Where are the chickens, though? What are you doing? DIE. WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING? YES, THERE WE GO. THE CHICKENS. All it took was some motivational death. Get moving. I'm the last Roman. What's your thoughts? >> I hate eggs. >> There's only one thing the ducks can do now. Let's call in the tactical field. >> Watch it. Sticky moolog. It I swear it's rigged. I swear it's rigged not to give you exit. YOU BOOGER YOU. >> YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. >> OH, you have it right off the bat. Oh, distracting him back. How much D. You don't have too MUCH HEALTH, BETA. OH NO, BETA. OH, RUN AWAY. Hello everybody and welcome to the international headquarters and a much more smaller room. Hence very cozy. It could almost pet you on the head or you. >> Tinosaurs is a good name. >> Tiny. Yeah, but tiny was in Land Before Time. Yeah, it was it was like Lamb before time 11. >> Correct. >> Don't ask me why I know that. We're going to have the knife. Don't come over here with that look on your face. Don't play around. That's dangerous. >> I want to die. Give me the dinosaur. >> Mr. Unboxing. >> Go. I won't lose like this. I can't lose like this. You'll never win against my secret weapon. Hold on. Well played. No, you're not. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. No. Khalil, what are you doing? Oh, he needs a toilet. Okay, never mind. That's That's fine. That's fine. If you need if you if you got to go, you got to go. You know, he's unhappy, but at least he got some happiness from that. Oh, he's going again. He realized actually I need to go number two and I'm actually safe here, so I could do that. There's a fun lover from Canada is Khalil with an 81% nine species scene. I think she might have just been eating there. And third place goes Oh, he's getting somebody a balloon. That's what I like to see. That's my Khalil. Brilliant. Yes. Well done. Oh, like a true champion. Even takes the time. Oh, he's going to get another one. He's doing victory laps. Even though the Even though Freedom is there, almost 100 people have died. He's still going around to get multiple free balloons. And he goes forever. Oh, it's the T-Rex from the camping set. Yes. Get in. I didn't think I actually got that one. >> Yeah. >> I got that one. >> You got that one? >> I went back and got another one. Lucky cuz I knew you didn't get it on the other two. So, I went back and got one and I thought I'm going to try if I get it then he'll be very happy. And I got on the first. >> You snuck this in. You snuck this into That's why I married you, baby. >> The colony lies in the shadow of a great titan to the north. Jesus. Here we go. I mean, this is fine. This is fine. This is fine. We're not going to die. We're not going to die right now. Oh, we're going to die. Maybe I've got this. Oh, ah. Ah. And with the screen closed and the lights dimmed, we set up to capture the biggest dinosaur show in Japan. Hey, look, it's me. All jokes aside, these costumes looked really good. Even close up, the eyes open and closed, and even the faggamizer on the end of the Stegosaur's tail swung back and forth. Best of all, it even pooped. And with that slight distraction buying some time, the mother arrived. That's a better interaction than Sarah. And at this very emotional moment, I did the only logical thing and took a selfie. So, I was warned that the T-Rex might nibble at you, which I was preparing myself for. However, the cameraman wasn't. It didn't show any interest to me. I I was ignored by T-Rex senpai. Three. >> Hello everyone. >> Sorry. Sorry. I was I was talking. Sorry. >> No, it's fine. >> You You tell me when. >> Okay. 3 2 1 Three. >> Hello everyone. >> Okay. Wait. I thought you wanted me to say it. Sorry. >> Okay. Maybe. >> Two. Two. 3 2 1. >> Okay. >> Yes. >> Okay. Whatever you do, try not to bite me. >> Go for the eyes. GO FOR THE EYES. >> OH, there's a little place right here we can land now that I know how to finance. Okay. Okay. I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Oh. Oh no. Oh. >> Are you dead? >> I died. >> Oh, you died. >> No. >> You tried to finesse it. Beautiful. Wait, are you holding a knight prisoner? Are you holding me shield? >> Oh, that is so not fair. This is insane. Who made this as a prison genius? LEAVE ME ALONE. OH MY GOD. NO. >> WAIT. I have my queen. >> Oh my god. You do. This whole time she hasn't been Oh no. All right, let's go then. We want to go. I'm under the What? >> I fell through the So, I am now in the top 100 players in the entire game. Can we get it? Yes. So, yeah, that that happened. How did that happen, you might ask? Well, um, little little thing called pay to win happened. It's no expense. >> Guess we'll just have to evolve, too. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. >> There's nobody here. No, you're going to have to go further a field. I'm deleting all this so you can't purge on it. Oh. Oh, why did it just squawk into the into the ground? Oh, there we go. It's working. Well, that's a weird animation. I've never seen that one before. >> Come on. You know you want to. Yes. >> Take one of Dy's coins. >> You got this. You got You're the the person my mom warned me about when I was a kid. >> I'm the person >> we haven't spent. Come on, Blue. At least get blue. At le >> Are you okay? >> Do we look? >> This is it. That's it. That's it. It's done. Done. I'm going to end up having one like free go. That's it. Come on, Blue. You want to go? No need to come to my push. Push. Yes. >> How about here? Yes. Oh, there's the U. >> All my progress gone. >> That's it. >> I love making myself some tea. Pour in the tea. water and then it turns it from brown. Before I can have my cup of tea, I got to put the milk back. Then I can have a lovely cup with tea. Toast. You didn't drink my tea, did you? >> Toast. If you didn't drink my tea, then who did? Oh, and then we cut to Owen. Oh boy, do we cut to Owen. Owen and some extras or chasing down a herd of parasolifus. And it's obvious that they're having a call back to the raptor motorbike scene, you know, that we built up in Jurassic World. And as stupid and as unearned as this entire scene is, my stupid brain is like, "Yeah, go get him." Oh dear. How is CLA going to get out of this situation? I'm not kidding when I say you have to see it to believe it. A raw tilapia. Oh, tilapia. Oo, >> tilapia. But I barely know her. >> Hey, the only reason I know of tilapia is that's what Filipinos like to eat. Consume the tilapia. >> Do we not have an anchor? Oh no. >> Oh no. >> We won. Excited. We won. >> I think I can save it. I think I can save. Look at this. Look at this. Where? Where is it? Where is Where is it? It's just running around with a fish. Oh, have you made it metal around here so the shark can't bite it? >> NO. Cook the fish. >> Oh my god, we both said that at the same time. That was weird. We spent too much time on this raft man. >> Our minds are merged into one. >> Even though this T-Rex has never met the Spinal, it's they're going to team up together. Yes. Yes. Look at each like let's go. Oh my god. My teenage self would be like right. Here we go. Who's this made by? This is made by Krenor. Kren >> Krenautic. >> Kronauticon. There we go. That That always does it. This isn't the first one that's had this. Hold on a minute. Is it going to Oh, hello. Didn't quite see you there. Welcome to a very special video today because we're recording it. It's a dinosaur love hotel. While I sort of bathe myself in the luxuries that only a dinosaur can spit up. Uh why doesn't downstairs James tell you more about this hotel? Oi, stupid. Fill more water, please. There's only so much bucket water I've got here. I then made the most of my time while I was up there. Whitney Whitney. Whitney, it has a pooper. And now let's transition to the next shot. Excellent cinema. What do we have? Oh, >> well, I saw the front. Look, you look at the front. It has like Clifford. I don't even know what this movie is. And then even on the back, look, you've Okay, we hide that one. Uh, but then these are these all look like regular movies. And then you you look inside. Woo! Look at this. This Oh, yes. Look at that. In this really echoey room, you've got a lovely mural of I think some schlike T-Rexes. YEEHAW. WELCOME TO THE DINOSAUR RODEO. My name's James. How you doing? This here is Clarence. Oh, as long as you're still blinking, that means there's life in there somewhere. Oh god. Oh god. The giant chickens are Oh my god. Tell my family I love them. Minus 410. And down I go. What can men do against such giant chickens? Look at them go. Oh, bless him. Right to the end. He's still shooting. It It just depends how much damage an ostrich does. He's doing quite well, actually. Uh, now he's not. It would be cool to have them have like different animations. Maybe knock the tank around a little bit. But we know what the developers are like when it comes to this game. Just put something in and make as much money as possible as least effort as you can. >> I'm making two little noises. Let me rest. >> I feel like there's some symbolism here. Or is there? I don't know. Fear. Fear. I mean, he's been constantly scared. Fear. Fear is key. But is he just going to stop him? He's doing the victory dance. Come on. You got this. Is he going to be able to get past him? WELL, that's just silly. You could have done yourself an injury. >> Oh, he's not happy with that. Oh, look. It's an endangered bear. Oh dear. Oh, there's the crit. No, there it goes. You know what? I think I pretty much won this. At least we get to see it. Toronto made it on. Oh, why is it so zoomed out? Yeah, here it comes. This is what I was worried about. Oh, and it's a crit. Oh, there he goes. You know what I'M GOING TO DO? I'M GOING TO DO BIG BRA PLAY. I'm going to do big replay. We're going to Tyrano Megodon. Okay. I don't know why it zoomed out. Hopefully, we survive this. We do have like Oh, we have no armor. Never mind. Okay. In comes TOADO MEDON. CAN WE GET HIM? Welcome to Okay, so what could we go for here? We could go for a cleanse. Yeah, sure. That's the best we could do. We don't have enough attack to kill it in one. Oh, he gets a crit. You kidding me? What? What are the chances? Really, the the true uh tragedy and crime is that we never got uh the the real sequel that we we wanted, and that is, of course, everyone running away from a giant kenship. Is he break or >> you need something to put your droppings into >> my droppings? Drop droppings. Dropping the door open. >> I'm a terrible husband. Lizardan, what charison is called in Japan. It's weird. It's a Dakota raptor. Ah, one of the raptors known to have maybe crossed paths with the T-Rex cuz Velociraptor surely didn't. >> Not again Jurassic Park. >> Now, what engine did on that island? >> Okay, there's some other things here. >> Look at that. A SNAKE. >> Point in time. Snakes have been around for just over 50 million years. Their earliest known ancestors lived during the Jurassic and were thought to have evolved from burrowing or aquatic lizards. >> In modern times, snakes hold a place high up in the food chain. But here in the misazoic, they've no chance. >> They live in the raining reptiles. >> Are you a new flyer? I think you might be. HELLO. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THE KILLED MY LUGGER. I should lease you next time I get that chance. Look at this. A little frog before the age of dinosaurs. Amphibians. >> Let's have a look for the nest. Oh, that'll be it'll be the nest. Argentinosaurus nest. Kill them. Here it is again. A whip spider mantis. Okay. The twins. Oh, they each have different health. Oh. Oh, this is really interesting. Oh, wait. There's two. The cells destroyed. It was on to the final mission. Ziplining into Godzilla's gaping mole. Strapped in. I was ready to go one more time >> towards Godzilla. >> Three, two, one, let's go as we hurdle towards the giant Godzilla. I just hope he's had a breath mint. And we even got to take on Godzilla, but we didn't really stand much of a chance. >> So then I spent the next half an hour >> Then I spent the next half hour. James, stop. I'm doing it. >> And then I spent the next half hour looking at all the goodies this shop had to offer. >> It's not a shop. It's a museum. >> And then >> it will be. There we go. There we go. Ready? >> There it is. There's loads of things to see here in the to the Toyahashi natural the toyahashi city. Hello everyone and welcome to a special video where today we're in to we're doing oh hands hands is what we're doing a lambiosaurus being t on by Dang Kong long. It just sort of folded into itself. That was brilliant. I've been here 2 seconds. I've already worked out. I've been squatted and now I'm going to receive A SLAP >> FROM >> WAIT, WHAT? This is some people's kinks, isn't it? That's what this is. How hard do they do the slaps? Oh, >> that wasn't light. Wait, HOW MANY MORE OF US? >> SCARY. >> Oh god. >> Take this. >> I'm going to drink more after this. Oh no. >> Oh god. Don't say I don't do anything for you guys. Oh. Oh, what's he going to do? What's he going to do? My gem could beat his gem. At this point, I don't think he can. Oh, he's swapping. Oh, now it's my turn. But if you close. >> All right. I'm very interested to see how this one goes. OH MY GOD. OH NO. Oh wow. That's so cool. Oh wow. Oh, that is awesome. Wow. Okay, that is full breaking. It's like people now know to do this to raptors. However, it doesn't work against Tiger. Oh, that was a badass walk off as well. That was awesome. Blue does not like the look of the hatchery door. Not exactly do why? Oh, we've got the Morris Intrepidus. Okay, they have the same animation. Okay, so it's LIKE A PAC-MAN. OH MY GOODNESS. Is it dead? Oh my god. I think he killed it. Yeah. Oh, wait. Wait. They all They all died. Everybody died. No, they killed him. Can I sue him? He killed my dinosaurs. No, Adomus Rex has chosen the Capara. No, please Capara. Kill the Adom Rex being upset. Go on. I dare you do it. He's got a little Oh, no. Run. What are you doing? What are you doing? Please kill him. No. No. Don't kill him. No. No. No. Damn it. Sinoseratops taking a fight to Spinosaur. OH, IT IS DOWN. Got it. >> We're coming for you, Charles. >> Should you >> Do you hear that? >> It's him. THERE HE IS. >> OH, you're Oh, ARE YOU PUNCHING HIM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> CAREFUL. DON'T LET THE GUN OVERHEAT. >> I'm Oh. Oh. Oh. >> It's not taking enough damage. Get some. >> Did say all weapons had unlimited ammo? Oh, right. Oh, never mind. That's what I wanted to do. Ah, okay. Cool. Some C4. Jesus. Um. Oh, more explosives. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh my god. I I'm so sorry. I'm breaking everything. Hey, >> I need my pickles. >> Oh my god. Run for the hills. Hello, Charles. How you doing? No, you're not allowed in. No, pickles will live. Pickles will life. >> My pickles. >> Yep. >> I thank you so very much for bringing me my pickles. You're welcome. >> You are my pickle hero. Some scraps as a reward for your valiant pickle questing. >> By the way, Choo Charles is really close. So, you know, might want to be careful. What am I saying? She was no loss to humanity. Ah, no. All right. Rocket launcher. It is one dead. Where's your friends? All right. Why is he whistling while running to me? Okay, we get a cut scene. And it's like, okay, there we are. The three dragon eggs from Ark Survival Evolved. Join world. Joining joining Jesus Christ. You win. You win. Okay, just don't do that again. And this beautiful piece of art is 100% me. I love it. I like how I'm I'm being handed the cup of tea. Like, thank you. >> You've done you wonders. Me? I mean, that's just a normal day. >> Uh, how much meat do you reckon this brachiosaurus has got? And do you reckon I could take it without a weapon? >> A brachiosaurus? Um. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. >> Oh no. I'm assuming that didn't go very well. >> James, here's a good question for you. Yes. What's the plural of cactus? >> Cacti. >> Platypus. >> Platypy. >> Yes. Yes. Compass. >> Platypy again. >> Platypy. You can't spell Minecraft dinosaurs without Minecraft. >> You hear that, guys? You can't spell Minecraft without death. It's over here. Will we get anything from it, though? Like I don't want to kill it if we don't get anything from it. >> Yeah, we should do. We should probably get like bones and meat. >> I was wrong. It gave us absolutely nothing. I just made something small and cute for nothing more than entertainment. >> I'm so sorry. >> We just saved you about £35,000 for over 18 years. You're welcome. >> Just wait until they went to college. That stuff's expensive. >> Oh Jesus. I mean, have you seen the price of paper nowadays and textbooks? Ugh. >> You get to live cuz you look like Alan Grant. >> Wow. You'd make a very interesting serial killer. >> You get to live cuz you look like Alan Grant. You don't get to live cuz you don't look like Alan. >> James, all of your armor is here. >> I've dropped you iron sword as well. >> Oh, okay. That makes things easier. Oh. Don't do it. Oh god. No. I did I didn't mean to hit you. I did not mean to hit you. >> James was flattened by a brachiosaurus. >> No, hold on. I think he's forgiving me, so it's okay. >> At least we know IT'S >> WAIT, how how'd you tame it? >> Oh no, he keeps [ __ ] me off. You just keep Oh my god, this is a chorus of just screaming. >> Oh, is that the little thing? OH, WAIT. THEY ATTACK. UM, NO. >> NOW, JAMES, I have no idea if this is going to be the right spawn locations, but I should be roughly correct. >> Um, I can't tell whether I'm looking up or down. >> I I can't wait. Where have you put me? >> I don't know. Um, you should have terminal velocity by now.