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Ross discusses the absurd and terrifying myths he genuinely believed as a child while growing up during WWE's Attitude Era. He explains that young fans often take the dramatic storytelling of wrestling literally, leading to fears that supernatural figures like The Undertaker were truly undead zombies capable of controlling lightning, or that Kane could command fire. These misconceptions were fueled by the intense atmosphere of the era and the fact that children at the time had no way to distinguish between scripted entertainment and reality, causing them to accept rumors from friends and older kids as absolute facts. One of the most significant myths Ross describes involves believing that Jeff Hardy had died after falling off a ladder, a rumor he accepted because his older cousins confirmed it and Jeff disappeared from television for a while. This belief persisted until he saw Jeff return in TNA years later, only to be further confused when a volunteer coach at soccer practice claimed the Undertaker on TV was a fake clone replacing the "real" satanic version that sacrificed people. Ross also recalls being devastated by John Cena's transition into a Marine-themed character, fearing the wrestler was actually preparing for deployment rather than just changing his gimmick, and even believing a young friend's story that X (X-Pac) had been murdered by The Rock because he simply wasn't appearing on TV anymore. The narrator shares additional childhood delusions, such as thinking Edge was a local resident of Toronto who could be found walking the streets to fight him in real life, and believing that Randy Orton had killed his own father after suffering a mental breakdown. He notes that even though adults constantly told kids that wrestling was fake, the elaborate lore, special effects, and dramatic storylines made it feel incredibly real to them. Eventually, Ross realized that while the matches were scripted, the emotional impact of these stories and the sheer volume of unbelievable lies accepted as truth created a unique form of childhood mythology that is specific to the world of professional wrestling.
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What's good y'all? It's your boy Ross back at again with another video. So, check out ridiculous WWE myths I believed as a kid. Now, growing up, especially like in an attitude era for me, there were certain things that I truly did believe were just certainties of life, like facts of life. One of those things was the Undertaker was truly an undead man. Like, he was dead, but he really wasn't dead. And he scared the hell out of me. Like, how do you beat someone that's supposedly dead, but they're not really dead? They're like a zombie, but they're not. How do you How do you beat someone like that? And he can control lightning. H he's OP. As a kid, I was like, bro, he's unstoppable and all he wants to do is win championships. He could be taking over the world. Another person, Kane, as a kid, I used to be afraid of him. I was like, the Undertaker was bad, but Kane was worse. and he can control fire. What is going on? There was another myth I believe um when um I think Stone Cold was feuding with Triple H and he had Triple H up on like this crane and Triple H was in the like the car and he flipped them over and it fell like upside down smooshing the car. I thought Triple H was dead and then come to find out he's he's fine. He comes back like the next week. Like some of these things are like a they they murdered him and then THEY BACK LIKE HOW THEY'RE SUPER HUMAN. So we're gonna check this out, man. Should be an interesting one. Appreciate all love and support. Let's get right into it, man. Being a wrestling fan as a kid is one of the funniest things that can happen to you in your childhood. While everyone else is living a normal childhood, playing with cars and watching movies and just being a kid, you're just casually obsessed with this weird ass industry. Everyone tells you what you're watching is fake, but it it looks real to you. And before you know it, you're like 7 years old getting exposed to some crazy things that other kids could never imagine. Little Timmy was watching Kung Fu Panda. Yeah, I was watching Jeff Hardy get slimed out by his own brother. And at that age, you genuinely have no idea what the hell's going on, what's real, what's not. you naturally end up believing some absolutely ridiculous things about this weird world of wrestling. Yo, I'm talking about the things you just heard from the most random sources, the rumors you heard from your friends, the the weird kid at the park, things you completely misunderstood as a kid and somehow just accepted as fact. One of the wildest ones I remember that I've shared on this channel before is I genuinely believe that Jeff Hardy died back in the day. Whenever I would play Smackdown shut your mouth or see old Jeff Hardy clips instantly I was like, "Yo, that's my guy." But it would be so confusing because once I started watching in '04, I had never seen the man on television. I would see his dumbass brother all the time. But they never even mentioned Jeff. So when I asked my older cousins what happened to Jeff Hardy, they would just straight up tell me, "Yeah, he's dead. You jumped off a ladder and died." And I just believed it cuz it's like, "Yeah, makes sense. It's Jeff Hardy. If anyone's going to die falling off a ladder, it's this guy." And they were older. I trusted him. I believed him. Why else would he not be on TV? It was sad. I became a Matt Hardy fan because I thought his brother died. But when I saw Jeff on TNA in late 2005, not only was I happy that, hey, I can finally watch Jeff wrestle, it was like, yo, >> he's alive. I remember when I went to soccer practice in like 2006, I would talk about wrestling with all the other kids. And I remember one of the volunteer coaches who was probably in high school, he heard us talking about wrestling and we were talking about the Undertaker versus the Great Khali. amazing feud to talk about, right? And I'll never forget him just coming up and going off. Undertaker sucks now. He's trash now. And what really messed me up was the Undertaker you guys have. He's not even the real Undertaker. He's fake. Back in my day, the Undertaker was satanic. He was worshiping the devil, sacrificing people. That's the real Undertaker. I don't know. >> Yeah, bro. This is the Undertaker I grew up on, and he scared the [ __ ] out of me, bro. This guy is supposed to be un a dead man. He's undead. But he's dead. >> Why, what, where, or how? But I heard that and I jumped to the conclusion that the Undertaker that was on my TV was now a fake. That the Undertaker has replaced or cloned or something. Something went down. Coach was right. This guy on TV isn't sacrificing anyone. He's losing to the great Khali. So for months after this, I legit thought that the Undertaker on television was some next bum. Every week I'm like, "Maybe this is the week where the Undertaker from Wrestlemania 2000's going to pull up." The Undertaker was cloned. Yeah, I I wasn't the brightest of the bunch. No, no, no. You know what really messed me up? When John Cena transitioned from being a rapper to a regular tough guy to a marine and people want to talk about confusing the children these days, bro, I was confused when Cena started wearing the camo merch and started saluting all over the damn place. I remember one of my friends told me, "Yeah, I heard he's going to go join the US Marines." Dog, my heart sank. Yo, it's a little me. This wasn't a gimmick change. I thought they were preparing this man for deployment. And it was funny because I was already sad he wasn't the rapper anymore, but now I was worried that the US government was about to take him away from me entirely. The marine was >> they were going to call John Cena to the front lines. Hey, Mr. Cena, we need your help. >> Supposed to be a movie. I thought it was about to be a documentary. And you better believe when I saw him at Tribute to the Troops in ' 06, I thought he was compromised. I was watching praying, "Please come back, John. Please come back." Oh, and by the way, Jeff Hardy wasn't the only wrestler who was dead in my universe growing up. This one goes way back. I had to be around 6 years old, and I was at a Punjabi wedding. And as a kid, at those weddings, you just end up making friends with some random little kid that you're never ever going to see again. And of course, me and this 8-year-old kid started talking about wrestling. This was the summer of '06, and this was when DX just came back. And somehow, XO came up. I knew who X was because once again, shout out to Wrestlemania 2000. So, I'm sitting there like, "Yeah, I wonder if X is coming back. He He invented the crotch chop." And yo, this kid just straight up tells me, "Nah, he's not going to be there. Xbox's dead. The the the Rock his head off." I'm sorry. What? I don't know to this day what made this kid say this. I don't know where he got this information from. I don't know what >> what makes this funny is when as kids you didn't see like in their mind they didn't see these characters on television so they just assumed they were dead. That's funny bro. Yep. I don't see X. I don't see uh Jeff Hardy. They got to be dead. No, they just either back in Cater and was let go. >> He had against X but this kid had the whole story ready. He tells me that, "Yeah, back in the day X was going to hit the Rock with the X Factor. The Rock got up and he just chopped his head off and now he's dead." And somehow I believed him because in my mind, it's like, "This kid is 8 years old. I'm six. Obviously, he knows more about wrestling than me. He knows what the X factor is. He clearly has ball knowledge. Why would I question this man's sources?" And once again, just like Jeff Hardy, I had never seen XO on TV. So, in my little brain, it all checked out. Of course, XO isn't on TV and he's not in DX again. The Rock chopped his head off. And wait, maybe that's why The Rock doesn't wrestle anymore. I saw two disappearances with one murder. Rest in peace, Xbox, man. By the way, the Undertaker contributed to so much childhood lore, more than just him being cloned. Do you guys remember when the Undertaker used to have that giant Sarah tattoo on his neck? That was when I first started watching wrestling. And I remember asking my mom, "Mom, what does the Undertaker's neck tattoo mean?" I remember to this day she was just like, "Oh, it says Sarah." And instantly I'm like, "Nah, there's no way. Come on. There's no way. That's the Undertaker. That's the big bad demon. He can't have Sarah tattooed on his neck." In my head I was like, "No, that had to be some demonic spell or something. And maybe it's pronounced Sara. There has to be some dead man [ __ ] involved." Uh, no. He He actually had Sarah tattooed on his neck. I told you he was cloned. It's interesting because growing up in the era that I did, as I got older, the source for these myths also changed because once I discovered the internet, yeah, your boy was on wrestling forms as a 10-year-old, like it was my job. And when I tell you that at first I believed everything, I believed everything. It's on a website. They wouldn't lie on the internet. They could have posted anything in 2008, 9, and 10, and I would have believed it all. Cena's going to TNA. Yeah, he he 100% is. The Illuminati runs wrestling. 100% they do. All the wrestling matches are scripted. Yeah, I know that. Undertaker's Wrestlemania matches. No, no, no. The streak is real. He's really 16 and0. Yo, like that. Yeah, that's the one shoot fight of the year, right, little Pav? Yeah, I I believed everything and anything. But to wrap this up, let me share my favorite one. As you guys know, I hated Edge as a kid. This man ruined my life on a weekly basis. But was always funny was every time he came out, every single week, they would announce him as from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Now, guess who was also from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the suburbs, but it's fine. And as a kid, I didn't really understood what that meant. In my head, that meant Edge was from here. He was born here. And when he wasn't on Raw, and when he wasn't on Smackdown, he was just somewhere in Toronto walking around the city doing his thing. And in my little head, I was like, "Yeah, eventually our paths were going to cross." And I wasn't thinking, "Oh, I I might meet Edge one day. I can get an auto." No, no. I was preparing for an altercation. If I knew I was going to like a Raptors game or something on the weekend, I would be sitting in class thinking like, "Yo, I'm going to be downtown and if I see this slimy guy, what do I do? Am I going to punch him? Do I fight him? Do I spit on him? I got to do something." Mind you, I was like 8 years old. I didn't care. This man had been ruining Cena's life for years and then Batistas and then Takers. Other kids heard Edges from Toronto and thought, "Oh, that's cool. Hometown hero." I heard Edges from Toronto and thought, "Good. That means I can find him." And looking back at it, it's so funny because it's like, of course, my biggest op just happened to be from here. It's so funny when you're a wrestling fan as a kid and everyone tells you, "Yeah, wrestling's fake. Wrestling." >> That's so funny. Oh, he's from here. Say less. >> It's fake. So, you kind of start to believe it, but then deep down you also don't cuz you'll be watching like, "Yeah, that doesn't look fake to me." But you'll still tell everyone, "Yeah, I know it's fake. I'm not some stupid kid." I do remember though eventually it got to the point where I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, wrestling's fake. All the moves are fake." But hey, that Randy, you're in a punt. That that looks real to me. It took me a long time to admit, yeah, maybe Randy wasn't punting all of his ops. I still remember there was a rumor back in like 09 when Randy truly lost his mind and he had IED and everything. It was like, yeah, Randy snapped and he killed his dad. That's why we haven't seen Cowboy Bob in years. >> What? >> Yeah, makes sense. Why did I just assume everyone was dying as a kid? And don't worry, I was just like you guys, too. I also definitely believe that all the wrestlers sang their own theme songs. I mean, it made sense. That was Triple H and that was Big Show going well in the studio. Hell, a lot of people thought it was Shane McMahon who sung Vince's theme. Yeah, as you can see, I used to believe some weird things back in the day, but honestly, what what other hobby or passion will ever give you this much fodder? You don't know what's real. You don't know what's fake. Everybody's constantly telling you different things. There's so much lore, so much mythology, and before you know it, you're just accepting the most unbelievable lies as facts. >> And the thing is, it's wrestling. Everything is built on a lie, and anything can happen, and anything does feel possible. You know what? Maybe Xbox did get his head chopped off. I don't know. I wasn't there. Well, in the comments down below, let me know what this was a dope one, bro. >> This is This is what wrestling is about right here. just especially as a kid growing up watching this and letting your imagination take over you with the stories that's being presented to you, you start to believe, oh man, damn, the Undertaker really does have special spooky powers, you know. But hey, comment down below and let me know what was a wrestler or a situation that you watched as a kid or whether it was WCW or WWF at the time where you believed it was real, like you thought someone got murdered, you thought someone had powers, whatever the case, let me know that specific scenario, man. Cuz I know some of y'all got some stories like, "Yeah, I believe uh this person was, you know, was truly undead and they couldn't be murdered." You know, let me know down below. But I appreciate all love, support, road to 200K. Appreciate y'all kicking with me. See you on next one. Peace.