FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF (1986) | FIRST TIME WATCHING | THE PERFECT DAY OFF?!

What's up, guys? Welcome back to the channel, man. So, we're finally watching Ferris Buer's Day Off, and I've never seen it. Have you ever seen this? >> Nope. >> I don't even know who Ferris Buer is. >> My dad's recommended it a lot. >> You know how like, you know, characters throughout uh like movie history like PeeWee Herman and stuff? Yeah. >> I don't know who Ferris Buer is. >> Me either. >> Like, I've seen the movie cover so I recognize the guy's face, but I don't think I've ever seen like a scene from this movie or anything. >> Yeah, I know. >> Like, genuinely, I don't think I've ever seen nothing. All right, so this is probably going to be one of our blinder reactions we've ever went in. Hopefully you guys enjoy this movie, man. If you do like, comment, subscribe, hit us up on Patreon. We got the full and cat. >> Hit us up on Patreon. We got the full uncut reaction over there. We don't have no cats over there. >> All right. Uh, like, comments. What else? What else can I say? [laughter] That's all I got to say, guys. Uh, hopefully you guys have been having a good week. All right. Now that you did all that, get you something to drink. Let's go. >> It is a beautiful day up in the sky. Dondell sky view traffic. >> Oh, it's driveway or whatever. What's wrong? >> What's wrong? For Christ's sake, look at him. Honey, >> what the fris? >> He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots. >> Papa. >> Honey, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy. >> I have a test today. >> No, I have to take it. >> Wait, is he like a high schooler? >> Honey, you're not going to school like this now. What's this? What's his problem? He doesn't feel well. >> Yeah, right. Try that one out. You can fertilize the lawn. Genie, >> I can't see that far. >> Bite the big one, Junior. Thank you, Genie. You get to school. >> Are you letting him stay home? >> Genie, please don't be upset with me. You have your health. Be thankful. >> Oh, that's it. I want out of this family. >> I can relate to her. >> Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon. [laughter] My office will know just where I am if you need me. Okay. >> It's nice to know [music] that I have such loving, caring parents. >> You're both very special people. >> So, he's about to play hookie. >> Is he working them? >> 100%. [laughter] I'll be home at 6 sharp. If you need anything, >> call. Call if you need us. >> They bought it. He broke the fourth wall. >> Oh my god, that just blew my ear holes off. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. >> Hey, that was a really cool window like in the corner. >> This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a deadlock. But uh [music] you get a nervous mother. You could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, moaning and whailing. You lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school. >> This is like Ned's declassified >> and Deadpool. >> I do have a test today. [music] It's on European socialism. I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. [music] So, who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. >> I don't know what to think about Ferris. [laughter] >> He has an odd name. I know that. Ferris. >> It's not that I condone fascism. A person should not believe in an ism. He should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon. I don't believe in Beatles. I just believe in me. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum riots off of people. >> Just put some damn pants on. He wants a car. >> Anderson, here. >> Buler. >> Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. >> I guess it's pretty serious. >> Fry. >> Hey, Ben Stein is like perfect for a teacher cuz he's so monotone. Yeah, >> that was just like >> Cameron babe, what's happening? [music] >> Very little. >> How do you feel? Shredded. >> Is your mother in the room? >> She's indicator. [music] Unfortunately, she's not staying. >> She's indicator wears greater. >> I'm taking the day off now. Get dressed and come on [music] over. >> Sandals up. >> I feel like complete Ferris. I can't go anywhere. >> Come on over here and pick me up. >> Oh, he must have a ride or something. [laughter] >> If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. Can't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate will kill him. [laughter] Cameron [clears throat] is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond. [laughter] >> What? >> Then you are aware that your son is not in school today? >> Yes, I am. Ferris is homesick. >> He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. In the opinion of this educator, Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. >> Duh. [laughter] I have no reservation about holding him back another year. >> This is all news to me. >> So far this semester, he has been absent nine times. >> Oh my god. >> I don't remember him being sick nine times. >> Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Beller. It's a fool's paradise. He has missed nine days. >> Wait, what? How's it moving? >> What? >> I asked for a car. I got a computer. Oh, he's like Neo. He's hacking. >> That guy had tums and a mento. IS SHE SNIFFING GLUE? >> GRACE. >> In Ferris's case, I can assure you he is truly a very sick boy. >> Never had one lesson. In 1930, the Republican controlled House of Representatives in an effort to alleviate the effects of the Great Depression passed the Holly Smoot Tariff Act, which raised tariffs in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone know the effects? It did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. >> That would be horrible. >> I like his voice. >> The sleep you will get exactly the same amount of revenue. >> That was me, boy. [music] >> I'll be honest. I thought this guy was like 27 [laughter] and I thought he was getting a day off from work. >> Me, too, actually. [laughter] >> Well, who said he's sick? A bunch of people. They said he's like on the verge of death. This guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. Did you see alien when that uh creature was in that guy's stomach? It kind of feels like that freshman. >> We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing. >> I hope he doesn't die. Can't handle summer school. >> Dang, they got payoneses in their halls. >> And I guess he does hacking. That's why he's getting him out of summer school. >> Hi Ferris. How's your bud? >> Oh my god, you're dying. >> Uh-oh. >> Is it serious? >> Uh, I don't know. I hope not. I think I may need a kidney transplant. >> Think you'll be alive this weekend? >> Yeah, I'd say I will. >> Great. Maybe I'll see you. Bye. >> We had those though. [clears throat] >> What? >> Payones >> in your school? In your high school? >> My middle school. >> You had payoneses in your middle school? >> Yeah. One time I needed to my volleyball pads and I had to make sure I had 75 cents. Call my mom. >> That is so crazy. That's so >> Cell phones then. >> Yeah, but like our principal had a phone, but I didn't. We didn't have freaking >> Yeah, but you think >> you're in middle school. You don't need to be calling people. >> I had to call my mom. >> That's so crazy. Did you have to put quarters in it? >> Yeah, I said 75 cents. >> Damn. You had 75 cents in middle school? >> Oh my god. >> I didn't start having that type of money till high school. >> I mean, I just ground it up. >> What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Beller is he gives good kids bad ideas. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body. >> Makes you look like an ass is what he does. Ed. >> Thank you, Grace. >> Oh, well, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, bloods, wasttoids, dweebies, >> Thanks. >> They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. >> She said >> That is why I have got to catch him this time to show these kids that the example he sets is a first class ticket to nowhere. >> You sounded like dirty hairy just then. Who's that? >> Cameron, this is my ninth sick day. If I get caught, I won't graduate. >> So talented. >> Take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here. Oh, shut up. Hold your water for a second. I got another call. Hello, >> Ferris. You sound terrible. >> Really? Darn. I thought I was improving. [laughter] >> I forgot how to switch over. What button do you press? All this talking has made me kind of laded. I think I ought to lie down. >> Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head. Make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Love you, pal. >> I love you, too. I'm so disappointed in Cameron. 20 bucks as he's sitting in his car debating about whether or not he should go out. >> He'll keep calling me until I come over. This is ridiculous. Okay, I'll go. I'll go. >> Cameron's a little neurotic, ISN'T HE? GOD DAMN IT. >> WELL, >> forget it. That's it. >> He has an interesting house. >> Why'd he rev it up like that, though? >> In what way does the author's use of the prison? >> They love that class. >> Uh, Mr. Norman, may I interrupt, please? Uh, Sloan Peterson, may I have a word with you, dear? >> She put her coat on, which is a cute coat, by the way. >> Your grandmother has just passed. [sighs] >> What? >> She's obviously lying, right? >> I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloan. Poor little lamb. >> Little lamb. >> I do see her with Ferris Beller quite a little bit. >> Oh, you think he lied and got her out of school? >> Get me Mr. Peterson's daytime number, please. This guy's like fairly hot parents. >> He's like slackers. >> Slackers. >> We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard. >> Yeah, I heard. And oh, I'm all broken up. Boy, what a blow. >> Yeah, >> what a blow. >> If you wouldn't mind excusing Sloan, I'd uh appreciate it. >> Oh, sure. You You just produce a corpse and uh I'll release Sloan. I want to see this dead grandmother. >> It's all right, Grace. It's Ferris Buler, a little twerp. >> What if it's not? What if it's not? Just uh roll her old bones on over here and I'll dig up your daughter. Uh was this your mother? >> No, my wife's mother. >> Ed Rooney's office. >> Hi, this is Trace [laughter] Buer. Can I speak to Mr. Rooney, please? >> So, it's not God, your voice just scared me. >> Tell you what, You don't like my policies, you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt. I can't. There is online too. >> He sound like he was talking to Veto Coral Coralone too >> a little bit. Yeah. >> I'm not feeling very well today and I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring home any assignments for my classes. >> Oh my god. >> Mr. Peterson, you know, I I I think I owe you an apology, sir. >> Well, I should say you do. [snorts] >> A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? >> Uh uh [laughter] uh. Well, you I thought I was talking to somebody else. >> You know, sir, that I would never deliberately insult you like that. I >> PARDON MY FRENCH, BUT YOU'RE an >> You're absolutely right, sir. You've hit the mail right in the head. >> This isn't over yet, Buster. Do you read me [laughter] >> now? I'm I'm a little scared cuz what if what if he recognizes my voice? >> Possible. You're doing great. >> That has him so stressed out. >> He checked out. Oh, just [laughter] >> they're calling out too. >> I want my daughter out in FRONT OF THE SCHOOL IN 10 MINUTES BY HERSELF. I DON'T WANT ANYBODY. It's too suspicious. I'll think something's up. Cover it. YOU >> I WANT YOU OUT IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL WITH HER. I'D LIKE TO HAVE A FEW WORDS with you. By God, >> ON SECOND THOUGHT, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK RIGHT NOW. WE'LL GET TOGETHER SOON AND WE'LL have lunch. >> He like almost landed it, too, but then he like messed up at the end. Completely went off the rails. How can we pick up Sloan if Rooney is there with her? I said for her to be there alone and you freaked. [laughter] >> That kind of sounds like how you act. >> Look, don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney. And then you deliberately hurt my feelings. >> What's the suspenders? >> Come on. No. Come. No. Come on. Don't do that. I didn't mean to lose my temper. I'm sorry. Sorry, it was uncalled for. >> Yeah, you're the one with the car. We got to make up with you. [laughter] >> He's trying to look like he's not running. >> Is the principal the best character >> so far? >> You did screw up though. To fix the situation, I'm going to have to ask you for a small favor. >> The 1961 Ferrari. [music] >> Wait, who's that's his Ferrari? That's his dad's. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It is his love. It is his fault he didn't lock the garage. My father loves his car more than life itself. A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile. >> I think Ferris's dad treats him a little too nice. >> Right. I would have to whoop some ass. >> Hell yeah. >> He never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper. Remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? [laughter] >> Well, those things are expensive. Cameron, I'm sorry, but we can't pick up Sloan in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of >> Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of I have to envy yours. >> Why are they dressed so different? >> Just to show how different they are. They have two completely different personalities, don't they? >> He knows the mileage. Ferris, whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. How? We'll drive home backwards. >> Forget it. You're just going to have to think of something else. How about we RUN A NICE CADILLAC? WE JUST CALL A little >> I hope they put the car up cuz I don't want to stress this car the whole movie. >> Me too. >> They're not going to have time to detail it for for the dag is on. >> I had a grandmother once, too. Actually, >> you will have [laughter] to >> between grief and nothing. I'll take grief. He looks like Inspector Gadget. >> Hurry along now. >> I guess that's my dad. >> Thank [laughter] you. >> Got to go. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion. >> Great. Anyone? >> Do you have a kiss for daddy? >> Are you kidding? >> Oh. Whoa. Whoa. [laughter] Hi, Cameron. You comfortable? >> Hi, Sloan. No. >> What are we going to do? >> Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't. >> If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? >> Yeah. >> Neither would I. >> I would. I I wouldn't be able to. I'd hit a curb. >> Nervous. >> Yeah. I love that cuz the the guy's son is so nervous, you know. >> Yeah, he is. Oh, look at that old baseball field. A Oh, we're in Chicago. [music] I didn't even know that. >> What's its nickname? The Windy City or something like that. >> Yeah, the Windy City. Don't your sister go there a lot? >> Yeah, she loves it there. >> Ferris. God. Fiser. >> See, we're collecting money to buy Ferris Buer new kidney. They run about 50 G's or so. So, if you could help out, >> go piss up a flag pole. >> HEY. HEY. I wonder if YOU NEED A FAVOR SOMEDAY from Ferris Buer. THEN WHERE WILL YOU BE? HUH? You heartless wench. [laughter] >> She's kind of aggressive, isn't she? >> They're rivals apparently. [laughter] >> That's like me and my sister. >> She can't come to the phone right now. We've had a death in a family. >> Ferris Buer's behind this. There is no doubt in my mind. And now he's got Sloan Peterson involved in this thing. >> Oh no. >> Her grandmother, too. >> You pinthead. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. >> What? It's the Cland [music] Brothers Mortuary. We'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible. >> That music though in the background. >> Yeah, something's [clears throat] going on. God damn it. I'm going to find out what it is. He is going to remember Edward Rooney. >> So, he's skipped school nine times officially. He and I guess he can't do it again cuz then he's going to have real consequences. >> No, he hacked the computer. So, >> you don't think he'll put it back though? He can't like change it. It seems like this is like his last little hurrah. So, he's got to go all out. [laughter] >> We're not leaving the car here. I want the car back home where it belongs right now. Come on, let's go. >> What's going to happen to it? It's in a garage. >> It could get wrecked, stolen. A pigeon could on it. Who knows? >> Listen, going to give the guy a fiverr to watch it. >> A fiverr? >> A five here? I'm going to give him a five here. >> Oh, you speak English? >> Oh, what country do you think this is? [laughter] >> He looks like James Franco. >> I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle. >> Hey, no problem. >> Great. Relax. If I was him, I would just take the car home and leave Ferris. Oh, >> you fellas have nothing to worry about. >> He's about to drive that thing. >> I would be so annoyed if my son pretty much got my car stolen cuz like a minimal amount of peer pressure. [laughter] Like, >> uh-oh. >> Uh-oh. Oh, you're in trouble. >> Who's in his place? >> Oh my god, he's got something rigged up. >> Yeah, that's what he was doing when he was talking to the fourth wall once. >> I saw him wrap the little string around it, but I didn't see that. I didn't realize what he was doing. >> Oh my god. Hey, this kid's got a lot of titties in his room. Hold on. Look. You see these titties? >> Yeah. And then there's someone doing it over there. >> My parents wouldn't have let me have that many titties in my room. They [clears throat] got on to me. >> You couldn't even like just print it out back then. You had to actually acquire that. >> Ferris, you think the car is all right? >> Sure. Here, climb up on this camera. >> No. >> Lean forward against the glass like this. >> The city looks so peaceful from up here. I think I see my dad. >> We got a lot to do. Let's go. >> Son of a is down there somewhere. >> He can't even enjoy his day. He's so paranoid. >> I would be too, man. >> You want to get married? >> Sure. >> Today. >> I'm not getting married. >> Besides being too young, having no place to live, >> and you don't have a car yet. >> Give me one good reason why not. >> I can give you two good reasons why not. My mother and my father, they're married and they hate each other. >> So what? Well, it's like that car. He loves the car. He hates his wife. >> So, he did that noise. >> Yeah. I can't tell if that kid is actually like not feeling good today or if he's like a hypochondric. >> I'm leaning towards like hypochondric >> cuz he was like in his bed. Now he's out and about. >> Yeah. >> Making weird noises. >> Can we please get the hell out of here? >> This place gives me creeps. Party of three for 12. You're Abe Froman. That's right. >> The sausage king of Chicago. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> I'm very busy here. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse? >> Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am? >> I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snoody. >> Snoody? >> Snaughty? >> Snotty? >> Listen, young man. Either you take the field trip outside or I'm going to have to call the police. >> Fine. As a matter of fact, I'll call him myself. This guy's a zesty bag of freaking fries, ain't he? >> He just called 71. >> I weep for the future. >> Isn't he like just like a host? [laughter] Like I know he's dressed nice, but >> be if I'm going to get busted, it is not going to be by a guy like that. >> Messy to Abe Fman, the sausage king of Chicago. >> Could you describe him for me, please? >> Leather jacket, white t-shirt, sweater vest. [laughter] But I tell you, >> these kids are running laps with this technology, ain't they? >> This is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police. >> Oh, no. Not this guy. >> I appreciate your understanding. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself. >> Damn. [laughter] >> Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a [music] bad guy. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants whenever he [music] wants? What makes him so goddamn special? >> Screw him. >> I used to think that my family was the only one that had weirdness in it. Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned. >> A >> that's why he's sick all the time. >> Guys, not to interrupt, but sometimes I have to rock the club, man. I'm not going to lie, cuz my granddaddy wore it. >> I've always wondered why do them guys have that comb in that water like that. >> Is that only it sets your hair right? or sanitize it. I don't know. >> The place is like a museum. You're not allowed to touch anything. I caught [clears throat] Cameron digging the ride once or twice. It's good for him. It teaches him to deal with his fear. >> Oh, cotton. >> I love driving it. It is so choice. >> Thank you. >> Yes, sir. Mint. >> I I understand they're in a fancy place, but >> is that not his dad? >> Oh, it is. Oh my god, that was close. >> Is Mr. Rooney in? >> No, I'm sorry, he's not. Can I help you? >> When's he back? >> I don't know. He's left the school grounds on personal business. >> She reminds me of the lady of Harry Potter. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say I would be so angry if I had to tip in the bathroom. [laughter] >> I hate tipping culture. >> If you want to sell, you have to spin. >> 4,000 restaurants in the downtown area. I picked the one my father goes to. Only the meat get pinched. The bolts survive. Let's go. >> But I'm telling you that that's not the case. >> We don't have the money. We don't have the money. Dave, >> we're going to go heavy on TV. Lighten up on the radio on the fridge. Okay. He's got the money. Come on back to my house. He's got >> He had no idea. >> Paris is wild. I'd have went around the corner >> and all he did was put that hat on. [laughter] >> No, but he changed his whole entire like country of origin when he put that thing on. I love that tutor store house back there. >> Whatever that is. That's so cool. >> Oh my god. [laughter] Does he think they'll be here or something? >> Yeah, cuz it's like a cheap ass little pizza spot >> and they were like in that fancy restaurant. >> Translation, your ass is mine. >> Uh-oh. [music] I think you liked it. Oh, never mind. [laughter] >> He's the king of misunderstanding. >> Did you hear that sound effect [laughter] like on Pac-Man when you get caught? >> Oh my god, that looks so good. >> There's a drive left field. Twisty foul territory. [laughter] Lee Smith. >> Oh, it's the Braves playing >> and he missed it. He missed it. >> Who's winning? >> The Bears. >> I thought the Bears. Yeah, I thought Caleb Williams played for the Bears. >> I thought he's playing with us. I think he was like just being a buttthead. >> Obviously, cuz the Cubs No, no, I get it now. Sorry, guys. I'm stupid. Because the Cubs suck. So, he said, "Who's winning?" He goes, "The Bears." Because he's like, "They don't even mention the Cubs." You know what I mean? They focus on the Chicago Bears. I was thinking maybe he was calling it like also a bear cuz it's it's a cub. So they just call their whole town I don't know. Maybe it's a Chicago thing. I'm not from there. >> Kennedy. Kennedy Kenneth. >> What is wrong with THAT GUY? >> COME ON BOY. LET'S GO. >> THAT team doesn't have one good runner. They're going to suck. [laughter] It's going to be a bad team. [bell] >> Who is it? We just know that something's rigged up. >> I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. >> Save it, Ferris. Come down here. >> Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. >> I am not leaving till you come down and talk to me, Ferris. You're in big trouble, Buster. >> He wouldn't break in. >> I don't [clears throat] know. He's kind of psycho. >> Who is it? >> Know goddamn well who it is. >> Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. [laughter] >> I can take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school. He's >> like Home Alone. >> Yeah, I I felt the same way. >> Feels like he's trying to sell him a roof. He's always [music] >> He's the original Pey Blinders. >> He sounds like a Minecraft villager. >> Ew. Don't go in that house. >> Wash it off. A >> that happened to you the other day. The hose got away from you. >> Yeah. The extension's not on the end. It's just like the, you know, like the hose how it's supposed to be. It's like [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Oh my gosh. >> How do we get the Star Wars music on here? [snorts] [laughter] Too bad ring cameras didn't exist. [laughter] >> [groaning] >> Hey, doggy. I don't know. >> You're in his house, though. >> Kids that age these days would never do that. >> I know. >> Why are you holding his hand? That's cringe. [laughter] A Was that nipples? >> Some big titties. [music] >> Which one was your fave? That one? Cuz it got a big butt on it. >> I like them vanos. I don't know. Didn't he tell me before this is all just moneyaundering? [laughter] >> Oh, I like that one. [music] [laughter] >> Is that you? Why does he look [music] so tortured? >> He's like looking so deep into that thing. >> There's nothing in there. It's like a blank expression. >> It's getting late, buddy. We better go get the car back home. >> What? >> What do you We have a few hours. Cameron, what have you seen today? >> Nothing good. >> We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city. We went to a museum. We saw priceless works of art. >> The pancreas. So what? What's wrong? >> What? What? >> Who is it? [laughter] >> Cameron is clutch. [laughter] He minded his business on that one. He said, "What a little weirdo in this [laughter] cab. >> He's doing too much. I would have done went back." It It's not worth it at that point. >> Oh, Kevin. He didn't ditch us or anything. He's here. >> We know he went back to school. Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd. We'd like to play a little tune for you, but I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Camera Fry, this one's for you. >> They're going to play him on TV. [laughter] >> He's having a day. >> This is one of the damnest movies I've ever seen. This is crazy. Paris can do anything. >> I don't know what I'm going to do. >> What are YOU INTERESTED IN? >> NOTHING. >> YEAH, he didn't see anything good today. >> That's how I felt when I was in high school. I didn't have any interest really. I mean, like I had a lot of interest, but not anything like I wanted to do for a career. >> Yeah. [snorts] >> What do you think Ferris is going to do? >> A >> He's dressed like he belongs up there, though. >> I know. [music] Are they on >> Are they like on roller skates? >> That's what I was thinking. [music] >> He's just starting this like whole dance session. >> Yeah. [laughter] [music] >> I love how synchronized they are though. [music] >> Did you hear that flip back here? >> I wish I was there that day. It looks so happy. [music] >> Uhoh. He's like, "What's all this commotion out there?" [laughter] >> And it's just the sun causing all of it. [laughter] >> That's the longest I've watched someone [music] lip sync. >> Okay. Okay. Now we got to bounce. >> But I got to wonder how did you get up there? [laughter] >> How does he have so much confidence in high school? Jeez. >> I guess when you don't have a car. >> [laughter] >> This principal's impulses will get him every time. [laughter] >> All in one day. >> Sleep tight, push. >> Oh, >> you think he'll team up? >> That would scare me. >> Well, do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? Do you know anything? >> How scary would that be, though? >> I can't believe her stairs aren't squeaking. One of the damnest pairs of stairs I've ever seen. [clears throat] >> Ferris >> Beller. [screaming] [laughter] >> Wait, did she do a triple kick or did it show up from different angles? >> It was the action shot. [laughter] They don't like to waste those. You know, like when they do an explosion that costs like 700 grand and they show like 10 different angles of it. It's like, >> do you realize how many people saw you? >> You're nailed. >> Besides, anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade. >> That was so quick. >> Is there a ticket in there? >> This looks okay to me, Cameron. Looks great. Let's roll. Nice job. Thank you. >> Yeah. See you later. >> Yeah. You never know what they're doing to your car when it's in their care. Our car got towed one time and I sat there and watched the guy. He grabbed it and slammed it as hard as he could to try to make this girl laugh. Remember? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, I remember that. >> There is an intruder male [laughter] Caucasian in my kitchen. Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better, but I'm in danger. Okay. I am very cute. I need help. >> They're more worried about her brother. >> But how did she not know that was her principal? >> I don't know. Good question. Maybe she don't see the principal cuz she's a good kid. >> Yeah, true. >> That's why she's so angry cuz she does. Right. >> Whoever's in the house is still in the house. I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes. >> That part scared him more. >> Yeah. >> Wait, wait, WAIT. THAT'S MY CAR. I'LL MOVE IT. >> That was stupid. >> What a bad day. How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left? 126 and halfway between 3 and 410. >> That ain't good. >> This guy is driving it. >> They didn't put no gas back in it. [screaming] >> The statues are perfect. >> I heard that you were feeling ill. I came to help restore your pluck cuz I'm the nurse who likes to. >> They hired all that Ram. >> They are trying to take care of my boy. >> I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two. [laughter] >> All I wanted to do was give him a good day. We're going to graduate in a couple of months and then we'll have the summer. [music] We'll see each other at night and on the weekends. Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another. [music] Basically, that will be it. >> That's so true. >> She still has another year of high school. How do I deal with that? I was serious when I said I would marry her. >> Kim, [music] can you hear me? >> Petrified. >> Cameron has never been in love. At least nobody's ever been in love with him. >> If things don't change for him, he's going to marry the first girl he lays, and she's going to treat him like She won't respect him, cuz you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. Where is he coming from with this? >> I know he's in high school. >> Why don't you COME IN HERE? IT'S REALLY NICE. [music] >> CAMERON, I can slip out real easy, too. [music] >> Oh, no. >> His dad must really love that car, man. >> He does. He has the mileage. >> CAMERON, WAKE UP. OH CAMERON, COME ON. CAMERON. HEY, >> Ferris Beller, you're my hero. >> Wow, that's pretty impressive, man. >> Come on. >> That joke went too far. [laughter] >> What the? >> That's Charlie. >> Drugs. >> Thank you. No, I'm straight. >> I meant Are you in here for drugs? >> Why are you here? >> Drugs. >> I don't know why I'm here. Why don't you go home? >> Why don't you put your thumb up your butt? [laughter] >> You don't want to talk about your problem. >> Blow yourself. [laughter] >> Why do you consider it? >> I went home to confirm that the was ditching school. And when I was there, a guy broke into the house. I called the cops and they picked me up for making a phony phone call. >> Why do you care if your brother ditches school? Why should he get to ditch when everybody else has to go? >> So, you're pissed off cuz he ditches and doesn't get caught. Is that it? And your problem is you. You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself, a little less time worrying about what your brother does. >> You're a drug addict. >> That's just an opinion. >> Like in like basically in a jail. I mean, I'm not saying he's wrong. I'm just saying I'd be flabbergasted if I was >> If you say Ferris Beer, you lose a testicle. >> Oh, you know him. [laughter] Hey guys, what's that sitcom that Charlie Sheen played in? I don't remember what it was or what it was called. I didn't watch it growing. >> I think it was like Two and a Half Men. >> That actually sounds funny. I >> think my dad watch it sometimes. >> Well, never mind. If that's what it is, don't comment. I'm just kidding. Comment. >> I realized it was ridiculous. Worrying about everything. It's the best day of my life. >> A I'm going to miss you guys next year. >> Can I ask you a question? Did you see me change out of my clothes by the jacuzzi? I thought you were catatonic. >> Like, it is the best thing ever. [laughter] >> Hey, >> uh-oh. You think they scratched it? >> The miles aren't coming off. Going in reverse. >> They actually thought that would work. I thought they were joking. >> I thought you could do that. >> No, you can't do that. >> Roll it back by hand. >> No, forget it. I got to take a stand. >> Look at all those pictures of it. My old man pushes me around. I NEVER SAY ANYTHING. >> WELL, he's not the problem. I'm the problem. >> Maybe he should date his sister. >> Yeah, she won't let nobody push you around. >> I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. >> Oh, whoa, >> whoa, whoa, >> whoa. >> I am so sick of his WHO DO YOU LOVE? WHO DO YOU LOVE A CAR? >> OH, it's about to break off and roll right out that glass. Probably >> the symbolism is great, but I can't stand it. >> I love how he has like a shitty beat up car, too. You know what I mean? But you should in high school. >> Builds character. >> Yeah. >> Dented the out of it. >> My father will come home. You see what I did. I can't hide this. I don't care. I really don't. I'm just tired of being afraid. >> Damn. Well, I hope he don't kick like kick the out of you. >> Uh-oh. Oh my. >> But you could just say you have no idea on that one. I don't know. >> I was at school. >> Sometimes those old cars go in reverse out the window. >> What' I do? You killed the car. [laughter] >> Committed murder. >> It's done. >> Good thing he's got those pictures of it. [laughter] It's now a memorial. >> Holy >> Cameron, it's my fault. I'll take the heat for it. We'll wait for your father to come home, and when he gets here, I'll tell him that I did it. He hates me anyway. [laughter] >> Okay. I'll be like, "All right, then." >> If my friend did that, my dad would still hate me for it. >> I'll take it. No, I'll take it. You don't want this much heat. If I didn't want it, I wouldn't let you take the car out this morning. I made you take the car this morning. >> I could have stopped you. I want it. I'm going to take it. That's it. >> Let's go, Cam. >> Even came with the music. >> Thanks anyway. >> A [music] >> I really appreciate you calling me. I can assure you that her father and I are going to have a long talk with her when we get >> Oh, no. >> Oh, by the way, I hope your son is feeling better. >> I beg your pardon? [laughter] >> Oh, right. I want to get out of here now. All right. now. >> He looks like a vampire from the Lost Boys. >> He looks like Ferris Beer when he's older. >> You didn't tell me your name. >> It's Jean, but uh a lot of guys call me Shauna. >> Okay, Jean. >> He must have gave her some of what he had. >> He's like, "What a crackhead." [laughter] >> I had a great time [music] today. You think Cameron's going to be okay? >> Yeah, sure. for the first time in his life. >> You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning, didn't you? >> Me. [music] >> I'm glad that he looks like he's like 27 cuz he's doing a lot of kissing in this movie. Like a high school age kid, you know? >> I'll call you tonight. >> Okay. >> Yeah. You're not grounded. >> Love you. >> I love you, too. >> You know what it's like to be pulled out of work to pick up your daughter at the police station? Well, on top of everything else, I was about to close the damn deal with the Vermont people. >> I was going to take my commission and buy Ferris a car. >> Genie, what the hell are you doing? You trying to kill us? >> How does the mom not see him? >> Stress about the the [screaming] papers. >> Oh my god. It's a race home. >> Oh, and she's she's speeding, boy. >> Did the front of that car just say victim? >> I don't know. Slow down. >> The mom didn't see him either. >> Yes. I'm rooting for him. He's parched. In front of his car says, "Mom." The [laughter] girl ain't getting no sun. Hi, how you doing? I'm Paris. >> [music] >> Why you running from the cops? Just stop. [music] Oh, this is For some reason, this reminded me of the Simpsons. He's like Bart Simpson or something. >> It reminds me of the hot chick, too. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, it kind of does. I see what you're saying. I had to think about that one. Come on, Ferris. Stick the landing. [music] Oh my god, this music. >> I just picked up Genie at the police station. >> She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket, and I lost a Vermont deal because of her. >> I think we should shoot her. Oh, hell no. >> Uhoh, >> there he is. This >> you should have just doged. >> I got you, Ferris. I have dreamed about this. >> Ferris, we're home. [laughter] >> Those get well balloons. >> How would you feel about another year of high school? >> Thank God you're all right. You know, we've been worried sick about you. >> Thank you, Mr. Rooney, for driving him home. Now, I want you to go upstairs and get in bed. >> He's about to throw up. >> Can you imagine someone as sick as Ferris trying to walk home from the hospital? By the way, Mr. Rooney, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor. >> Oh, the pups out there. >> Bite him up. [clears throat] >> Dude, she's kind of diabolical. He's getting murdered out there. What if he gets busted just cuz of that? >> Here we go. >> Luck is on his side. >> He's still awfully warm. >> How do you feel? >> 150% better. Thank you. Please don't make me stay home again. I want to go to school. >> How'd you get to be so sweet? >> Years of practice. >> No. >> If I was acting like that, my parents would think I had a fever or something. >> I know. Did you just do that? [laughter] >> I'm going to get myself settled and I'll bring you a hot cup of soup. Okay. >> It gets on my nerves so bad. >> Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. >> A >> I like that movie. >> It's just like a break. You know what I'm saying? >> Did you get that bite? >> I would just say, "Yeah." >> Come on, Mr. Rooney. Get on the bus. >> We can. >> Oh, he can. [laughter] >> He had to bite his pride, didn't he? Why that bus was so crooked? Is it the road? >> Where did he even sit? >> Imagine if you've seen this movie so many times that you read that instead of watch this. Wouldn't that be crazy? He can't sit here. Seat's taken. Oh, that's Jenny. >> I bet you've never smelled a real school bus before. >> [laughter] >> Why is the bus driver not going? >> Gummy bear. >> Guys, when Brooke used to ride the school bus when she was a little girl, somebody wrote on the seat, "Joe has a fat dick." [laughter] So, she went home and asked her dad what it meant. And she said, he said stomach. But Joe was a bus driver. I bet Joe was like, "You know what? [laughter and gasps] >> That's one rumor that's true. You're still here. It's over. >> Oh my god. It's like Deadpool. >> Yeah, this is like Deadpool for real. >> No, >> guys. That movie was an absolute trip. Genuinely one of the most unique, incredible movies I've ever seen. >> Oh my gosh. All right, guys. So, that was Ferris Beer's Day Off. Um, so the first the first thing I really took away from the movie was the fact that the movie was significantly less about the plot and it was more about just hanging out with uh some of our high school friends. And um I really thought that it made the movie really fun because there was no like uh there was no pacing issues. Like the movie really just went by so fast cuz I just felt like I was hanging out and having fun and there wasn't really much of a story to follow. I mean not that there wasn't a story, obviously there was, but I'm just saying like the plot wasn't very thick in it which I love. I thought this movie was genuinely fantastic. >> A lot of 80s movies are like that. >> Yes, 100%. Babe, what did you think? >> I just thought it was one of those I guess you can kind of consider it like a stand by me. >> Yeah, >> that's like, you know, if [music] life goes by whether you like it or not. >> Kind of a coming of the age story for Cameron. The movie was really about Cameron a lot. A lot. It was It was more about Cameron than I feel like [music] >> I really realized while watching the movie, but now that I reflect on my talking points, I feel like I'm bringing Cameron up a lot and I really want to talk about him. I It was Cameron. It was Cameron Heavy. But you know, when I was watching this, I was kind of waiting for there to be some type of twist. >> Yeah. >> I I was waiting for that the whole time and now I regret that. >> You know what I really thought in the end? I thought that Cameron, you know, like whenever the car went out the window and he had that weird moment where he just like, "It's all going to be okay." >> Yeah. >> I thought he was about to go jump out the window. >> Yeah, me too. >> I feel like he was about to just >> Well, that's what I thought. I thought he was going to go like crazy or something >> cuz he's been he acted a little nuts. >> Yeah. I was like, whoa. He obviously represents uh you know someone who's in that point of their life, right? Those high school years becoming like I guess he was a um what? A junior. >> Yeah. But but sorry to interrupt you, but the car tag literally said nervous. Yeah. >> And I feel like that's exactly what he was. >> Well, yeah, they used the car tags to like give a lot of Yeah, exactly. So, but yeah, with Cameron, I felt like he's just a teenager that's just full of like angst and anxiety and stuff. And then there's Ferris who was capturing life by its horns, dude. Like he was out there dancing and singing in front of everybody. >> You just need a happy medium of like both. >> Yeah. Which I think was the girl. She was like a perfect mix between both. >> Like she wasn't like too but >> I don't know. She leaned a little more towards Yeah. She's a little wild. >> Yeah. >> I thought the sister in this was fantastic. I love how there's like this little sibling sibling rivalry just like every good uh piece of media, right? Um >> but it ended up in the end being like >> well at the end of the day they had each other's backs, right? [music] They um they came together and it's one of those things like you and your sister would fight but no one's allowed to fight with your sister like when you're a you know growing up and stuff and that's how this movie just was. It was just really good. Um who was your favorite character? >> Probably the principal because he single-handedly got beat up too. He got beat up by Ferris Beller without Ferris Beller even being like around him. >> Rooney was so damn funny in this. Like uh >> the the part that tripped me out the most is when he's talking to Ferris but he thinks it's the dad. know he's talking to um Cameron, but he thinks it's the dad, but they're really like tag teaming him. He didn't know. >> So um yeah, I think he was the best character. I think if I had seen this as a kid, I would have liked Ferris probably. >> And that's exactly how I was feeling. That's why I like movies like this because as an adult, the the character that busts you up is the one you kind of relate to now. >> Yeah, cuz these kids, they do [laughter] what they want. >> I know. It's like you little punks. But when you're younger, you're like always supporting the little punk, [laughter] >> you know? I don't know if I absolutely love or absolutely hate how over above and beyond the principal went to ensure that this child got his education. >> I know >> I'm sure like as a caring parent I'd appreciate that on some level. But breaking into the house >> that's a little much. >> Is that a little much? Yeah, it's probably a little much. Probably probably a step too far. >> Insert the comments where they're like back in the 80s. >> Hey, we used to just walk. >> We used to just walk in. It wasn't it wasn't like y'all's time now. Tik Tok and >> we always get those right. >> Yeah. Literally, if we say anything, like I'm going to give you a perfect example. We said we didn't want our kids to be left with a guy in The Shining. Okay. We didn't We just said >> Oh, yeah. Some random guy. >> Yeah. Just some random. >> Yeah. But not really because I don't not just because the guy, but because like brother, you don't want to be stuck with my kids. >> And it's in the Not only that, it's in the dang Shining, dude. Like, [laughter] >> yeah. >> Like what? >> Yeah, I know. We're watching like one of the greatest horror movies of all time. People are like, "Why are you so judgeful?" I'm like, [laughter] "Yeah." Anyways, >> yeah. Leave your kid with the shining people. Yeah, that's makes sense. >> Um, so yeah, man. So to me, I thought that uh Ben Stein being in this was hilarious. I jotted down Ben Stein. That's the guy who did the Queerey commercial with the eye drops. Uh, Chicago, >> I didn't need those that much, so I don't remember them. >> Yeah, Chicago was beautiful in this. I thought that showing off Chicago and having the whole entire movie play throughout like one of America's [music] greatest cities, man. Uh, >> yeah. in a weird way. And I know this is sounds strange, but like obviously back in the day internet wasn't as popular. So like if you were if it was the '8s, you probably got to see Chicago without actually having to go >> cuz there wasn't really like outlets you could just go look up. >> Well, that's what I told you when we were watching Twister. Like we watched the movie Twister. Me and her watched it. But I watched it as a kid a ton because I just happened to have it and I loved it because when I was a kid, I couldn't just see a tornado. >> And that's probably how you felt like Oklahoma looked like. >> I would always wherever it was. When I was a little kid, I would hear maybe like of a tornado or something like that and I had to imagine it, right? And most of the imagery came from like either textbooks or like books or magazines or the movie. So like >> being able to watch that movie was insane. It was just insane as a kid, right? Cuz there was no YouTube and stuff. So being able to just see like one of America's great cities and stuff um you know in this film back then would have been really awesome >> and it be like portrayed in a loving way. Like I feel like the guy >> Yeah. It was almost like a love story. the guy who made it definitely like appreciated Chicago. He wasn't like trying to, you know, talk crap about it. >> And Chicago is just a beautiful American city, man. Uh I don't really think it's his way anymore, but it used to be a baseball city. Used to just be somewhere where you'd want to raise your kids. I know it's an absolute hell hole in a lot of places now. We're not naive to that with all the murder and stuff that goes on there, but >> when I went in the Riverside area was so nice. >> Yeah. >> But I just thought that um just showing off just the real bones of Chicago was awesome in this man. That's one of those places. I live in Georgia, but I'd love to go there. Like, you know, um I would just love to go see these places. The older I get, the more I realize like I'm kind of running out of time to see a lot of these places. >> And seeing it in the movie was really, really special. I feel like >> really good. It was a really good time capsule to look back. I I really like the movie, guys. I thought that was one of the better movies I've ever seen. >> I've never seen the guy who plays Ferris Buer. I think his name is Matthew Brderick. Never seen him in anything. >> And you know something else? The guy who plays Cameron was extremely like over overwhelmingly familiar to me and I do not know what else he played in. >> I thought he was in one of those sitcoms like uh I don't know he looked like that Sheldon guy >> which is really familiar. So if he's anything that if he's in something that's really popular let us know. Probably would you know we'll check it out. But if there's any other movies like this, guys, that are sort of, you know what I'm saying? Bread from the same What's the quote? >> Cut from the same cloth. >> Bread from the same barn or whatever. [laughter] >> Baker from the same baker. >> Mhm. If there's any movies that fit that description in any way, let us know in the comments. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the reaction. If you did, man, please leave a like, comment, subscribe, hit us up on Patreon, guys. We got the full uncut reaction over there. Hype the video. Thanks for hanging out with us. You got any thoughts? >> No, I loved it. I had a good time. 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