Famous Movie Scenes... But I Voice Every Character

You dye your meth with code red, so it's made to look like mine. You you YOU WHAT? BRICK. [laughter] BUT NOW YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO save yourself. The risk is >> Yo, what's up everybody? There's this game called Choicer Voicer that's kind of going viral. People have been telling me to play this ever since people heard about it. And basically what you do is you go through different movie scenes and you dub different parts of it. So let's check it out. The goal is to replicate the voice clips to the best of your ability. Volume, pitch, and timing are all important factors in how you earn points from a panel of five judges. Dude, this seems super cool. Dude, it feels like I'm playing an old like Sega game. This is so cool. You don't have to do every character. I'll filter out Declan and I'll do Heisenberg. Oh god, this is going to be so bad. >> [cough] [clears throat] >> I'm the man who's keeping it. I know all about your operation. >> 29%? Okay, okay, okay. >> [laughter] >> Let's listen. Okay. >> Who the hell are you? >> I'm the man that's keeping it. >> [laughter] >> The hell is this? >> [clears throat] >> We had an agreement, right? We got our deal, so where's the tank, Mike? >> Mike doesn't know where it is. Only I do. You're dealing with me now, not him. >> Why don't you just cut to what it is you want or what you think is going to happen here, all right? Cuz we're we're going to get what we came for. >> A thousand gallons of methylamine is worth more in my hands than it is in yours or anyone else's for that matter. But you want to do distribution. >> Distribution. >> That's right. So if you agree to give up your cook >> It sounds so out of place, dude. >> I'll give you 35% of the take. >> 35%? Wow, are you kidding me? 35 Mike, please tell me this is a joke. >> See, my partners here tell me that you you produce a meth that's 70% pure. >> I started laughing. >> What I produce [clears throat] is 99.9 >> It's my distributor. You can hear the donation on my headphones. >> [laughter] >> So, it's grade [laughter] school T-ball versus the New York Yankees. Yours is some Pep Pepsi, off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is classic coke. >> All right. So, um if we just waste you right here, right now, and leave you in the desert, then there is no more coke on the market, right? >> Do you really want to live in a world without Coca-Cola? >> [laughter] >> I almost sound like Gordon Ramsay. >> My partner tells me that your crew switched to a P2P cook because of our success. >> You dye your meth with Kool-Aid. You look like me. You look like mine. >> You You YOU WHAT? >> FRICK. [laughter] >> BUT NOW, YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY to save yourself. [laughter] >> I need you to listen to me. We're not going to give up this deal. >> [laughter] >> For what? Watch a bunch of junkies get a better high? >> A better high means customers pay [laughter] more. Higher purity means a greater yield. That's $130 million of profit that isn't being pissed away by some some substandard cook. Now, you look >> Frick, why'd you do that? >> [laughter] >> You got the greatest meth cook in America. No, no, two. The The two greatest meth >> [laughter] >> With our skill, you will earn more than $35 >> Okay. >> What do you say? Just one why we're so lucky. Why cut us in? Mike is retiring from [laughter] our crew. So, his share of the partnership is available if you can pay to freak handles end. And if you give him $5 million of the $15 million that you brought today, >> [laughter] >> just think of it as a finder's fee for bringing us together. We have 40 lb of product ready to ship. Ready to go. Are you ready? Who the hell are you? You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name. Do what? I don't I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are. Yeah, you do. I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Cartel got Fring. You sure? That's right. >> [laughter] >> That's right. Heisenberg. You're dadgum right. >> [laughter] >> I'll throw a quarter in there at the end. >> [laughter] >> Dadgum right. Dude, one take one take keeping all the screw-ups, everything is so good. Okay, Goku doing Super Saiyan for the first time. Okay, you guys ready? Here's the next one. Here's the next one. HELLO. THERE YOU >> [screaming and groaning] [screaming] [groaning] >> 42. ALL RIGHT, READY? WAIT, I'LL go to center center. Oh my >> [laughter] >> And now for the little brat. How dare you? You're You're going to PAY FOR THAT. >> [groaning and screaming] >> WHAT? >> [laughter] >> DAD? GOHAN, take Piccolo with you and head BACK TO EARTH NOW. HURRY, GOHAN. >> [laughter] >> BEFORE I LOSE WHAT LITTLE SENSE OF REASON I HAVE LEFT. >> [laughter] >> I'M OKAY. What's What's happened? I waited too long. No, it can't be. I I think I know what's going on. >> [laughter and gasps] >> My dad finally did it. He's become a Super Saiyan. I've had enough. NOW I'M MAD, FRIEZA. >> [screaming] >> YOU WILL KNOW YOUR PLACE, FILTHY SAIYAN. >> [laughter] >> CINEMA. OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY, DUDE. That's so funny. Do a SpongeBob. >> All you have to do is answer the phone. >> Aye, aye, Captain. >> Dude, this is my SpongeBob is so bad. My SpongeBob is terrible. Okay, let's see. This is short This is short one, ready? All you have to do is answer the phone. >> Aye, aye, Captain. Is this the Krusty Krab? >> No, this is Patrick. >> Is this the Krusty Krab? >> No, this is Patrick. >> Is this the Krusty Krab? >> No, this is Patrick. >> Patrick. And you call it Crusty Crab. >> Uh, Patrick, [laughter] that's the name of the restaurant. >> Oh. Is this place >> [laughter] >> All right, here we go. Here's some steamed hams. >> Seymour, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. >> OKAY, DUDE, FEELING I'M ACTUALLY getting better. >> Well, Seymour, I made it despite your directions. >> Well, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable [laughter] luncheon. >> Yeah. My gods, my roast is ruined. >> But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? >> [laughter] >> Delightfully devilish, Seymour. >> [laughter] >> Seymour! >> Superintendent, I was just uh stretching my calves on the windowsill. As you were saying, exercise. Care to join me? >> Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? >> Oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams that we're having. Steamed clam. >> This is so good, dude. >> Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. >> I thought we were having steamed clams. >> Oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburger. >> You call hamburger steamed hams? >> Yes. >> You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Crusty Burger. >> [laughter] >> No, patented Skinner burgers. Old family for last >> [laughter] >> for our steamed hams. Yes. >> Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they're obviously grilled. Uh you you know you know One thing I should Excuse me for a second. Of course. Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. And move. Yes, I should. Be good lord, what is happening in there? The aurora borealis. Uh the aurora borealis at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen. Good. May I see it? NO. SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. NO, MOTHER, it's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham. HELP! [screaming] HELP! >> [laughter] >> OKAY. YOU AND ME, RIGHT, shut up. Get ready. Yes, you. Oh my gosh. You, me everybody's ass around here. Uh the 61 versus my best score. >> [laughter] >> May I help you? We'll be asking the questions, old man. Who are you? You. No, not me, you. Yes, I am you. Just answer the damn questions. Who are you? Have I told you? Are you deaf? No, who is [laughter] blind? I'm not blind, you blind. That is what I just said. You just said what? I did not say what, I said you. That's what I'm asking you. And you is answering? Shut up. You. Yes. Not you, him. What's your name? Me. Yes, you. I am me. He isn't me. And I am a you. And I'll have to whoop your old [laughter] ass, man, cuz I'm sick of playing games. You, me everybody's ass around here. >> [laughter] >> Uh it's so but it's so funny. All right, here. I'll do XQC. I'll do XQC. I can't I don't think I can imitate XQC's voice. >> 15 MINUTE DELAY. >> [laughter] >> THIS MIC IS TERRIBLE. >> 15 MINUTE DELAY. AND THEN WHAT? >> OKAY. >> [laughter] >> 68. Here it is. This Yeah, this is my new record. It's 68. Get your cinemas ready. >> 15 MINUTE DELAY. AND THEN WHAT? [screaming] >> [laughter] >> THEN WHAT? I TALK TO MYSELF LIKE SOME CRAZY RE- COMPLETE IDIOT. >> HEY GUYS, SAYING GUYS NICE TO SEE YOU. WHAT'S UP, MAN? OH, YOU'RE YOU'RE OH oh you're oh you're you're 12? Oh, you have a beard now. Oh, that's fantastic, dude. And dude, THE THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP, HAVE CHILDREN, GO TO COLLEGE, GRADUATE, GET MARRIED, GET SIX KIDS, DIE, COME BACK TO LIFE, GET RAISED, AND THEN I'LL STILL BE SAYING AND I'LL DO THAT, DUDE. >> [laughter] >> THE [gasps] END OF IT IS JUST >> [laughter] >> OH, it's cinema. Absolute cinema. >> [laughter] >> It's six consoles. >> ANALYZER >> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT. Why are all my high SCORES ON THE XQC ONES? Why are all my high scores on XQC? >> [laughter] >> Here we go. ANALYZER, A MODERATOR STANCE, SOUND FILTER, SIX MONITORS, PEDALS, DRUMS, a gaming guitar, guitar rollers, SIX CONSOLES, 10 COMPUTERS, BUNCH OF FREAKING WIRES, SOUND PADS, SPEAKERS, ANTENNA, SATELLITE, DOG, DOG CAM, CAT CAM, CAT TREE, CAT PISS. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT DOG DUDE, RIGHT? AND ALL DUE TO THE REALLY FREAKING analyze NASA's lightning speeds, dude. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> Oh, that's a good one. Sit up, sit up, sit up, sit up. Spider-Man. This is Spider-Man. All right, ready? One take, one take. >> Chief, I found Parker. >> Where you been? Looking for you all morning. Why don't you pay your phone bill? >> All right, let's see how I do. Let's see how I do. Ready? Ready? Ready? Chief, I found Parker. >> Where you been? Looking for you all morning. Why don't you pay your phone bill? Mad scientist goes berserk and we don't have picture. >> I heard Spider-Man was there. Where were you? For running with squirrels, you're fired. >> Chief, the planetarium party. >> All right, you're on fire. I need you. Come here. What do you know about high society? >> [laughter] >> Oh, well, I am >> Yeah, don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party for American hero, my son, the astronaut. >> Could you pay me in advance? >> [laughter] >> Is there a Pay you for what? Standing there? The planetarium. Tomorrow night, 8:00. There's the door. >> [laughter] >> Okay, the laugh was actually good. The laugh part was actually good. That was so good. Okay, okay, one more, one more, one more. I said one more like three times. One more, one more, one more. All right, which one? Lord of the Rings? Lord of the Rings? I chat I'm just getting my voice ready for NoPixel to come back, for GTRP to come back, okay? September 8th. >> [sighs] >> Oh my god, this is going to be so funny. This is going to be so funny. No way. >> [laughter] >> 11% dude. Oh my gosh, this one's going to be terrible. >> Must have precious. They stole it from us. >> [laughter] >> Sneaky little hobbit sister. Wicked tricksy false. No. Not master. Yes. Precious false. They will cheat you, hurt you. Liar. Master's my friend. You [laughter] don't have any friends. Nobody loves you. >> [laughter] >> I'm not listening. I'm not listening. >> You're liar and a thief. Murderer. Go away. Go away. >> [laughter] >> I hate I hate you. And I hate you. Where would you be without me, you Gollum? Gollum, I saved us. It was me. We [laughter] survived because of me. Anymore. What did you say? Master looks after us now. >> [laughter] >> He don't need you. What? Leave now. And never come back. No. Leave now. AND NEVER COME BACK. LEAVE NOW AND never come back. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> We told him to go away and away HE GOES. PRECIOUS GONE, GONE, GONE, [screaming] GONE. >> [laughter] >> IT'S [laughter] FUNNY. I thought I was better than 11. I thought that was pretty good, wasn't it? That one felt pretty good. I thought that was better than 11%. I said I was going to do Star Wars. Okay. >> You turned HER AGAINST ME. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE. THIS is going to be really funny, I think. >> You turned her AGAINST ME. >> 52, 52. All right, ready? Hold. Go to cinema. >> You turned HER AGAINST ME. >> [laughter] >> YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF. >> You will NOT TAKE HER FROM ME. >> Your anger and your lust for power >> And you will not take her from me. This is stupid. >> You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now. Until now you've become the very thing you have swore to destroy. >> Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. >> [laughter] >> I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE >> AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME. THIS IS STUPID. >> TO MY new empire, >> Your new empire? Don't make me kill you. >> Anakin, my allegiance is to THE REPUBLIC, TO DEMOCRACY. >> If you're not with me, then you're my enemy. >> Only a Sith deals in absolutes. >> I will do what I must. >> You will try. >> That was >> [laughter] >> stupid. That was stupid. That was stupid. I Dude, Anakin Anakin voice line sounds like uh he sounds like so whiny. That's why I made I made him whinier because he sounded so whiny, but I think I made him way too whiny. >> [laughter] >> We'll do more of this at the beginning of stream on Tuesday.