FACETIMING MY WIFE WHILE DESTROYING HER SQUISHIES!!

You know, I >> Don't touch, BABE. I SWEAR TO DO NOT TOUCH THAT. Do not touch that one. Do not touch that one. >> What? What is good, Marble Squad? And welcome back to our channel. I went and just grabbed all of Mariah's squishies. Look at this. I have them all. The king of the castle, the king of the castle, guys. We are here and we are about to destroy Mariah's squishies. And yes, I am fully prepared to sleep on the couch or the lawn or in the pool, wherever Mariah wants me tonight. Because she is really not going to be happy when she realizes her favorite, most delicate squishies are being destroyed. Oh, gosh. What am I getting myself into, y'all? And no, I'm not just going to be smacking them with a hammer. That's not going to do anything. They're squishies, y'all. They squeeze. We have to bring the big guns out and we're going to be cutting all of them in half on FaceTime to get her reaction. Y'all, if you haven't liked this video yet, please like it right now. If you enjoy videos like these, you'll help me out and just give this a thumbs up for my sanity. Mariah's with her best friend shopping now. I think they're finishing up, so this is the best time to do it. I'm going to give her a FaceTime call right now and we're going to get this video on a roll. If you're new to our channel, make sure to hit that subscribe button cuz we are doing this right now. It is going crazy. I got the FaceTime right here, but I'm going to pop it up on the screen as well. Hey Siri, FaceTime Mariah. >> Starting a FaceTime >> Y'all, you better like this video. You better like this video. Should I just casually do one? Oh, I need to screen record. I'm just casually going to like cut it in half while we're talking. >> She's going to be mad. >> [laughter] >> Come on, answer. I'm going to destroy your squishies. Yo, really? You're not going to answer your husband? What What happens if I was in an emergency, babe? Yo, I'm at Oh my gosh. Yo! Why do these scissors have to come apart? Imagine she just answers the phone like this. Oh. Hey, babe. What's up? Just casually sitting here. Let's call her again. I don't know what she's doing. She should be driving home or in the park. Hello? >> Hello? >> Hi. >> How was shopping? >> Well, I'm waiting for Holly still. >> Oh. >> I'm waiting in the parking lot for her. >> Oh, she's still What What is she doing? You're just waiting for her? >> She's almost here. >> Oh. I thought you didn't go shopping yet. >> No. >> Bro, I thought you were done. Oh my gosh. >> Just left a little bit ago. >> Babe, I need to cut you off. You're spending too much. I need to cut You better not be buying any squishies. >> Baby, I'm buying stuff for the jet ski. >> Yeah. Um >> some water shoes. >> Look at how funny this is. Look at this. I'm going to cut the panda's head off. Look at this. >> [laughter] >> Oh. Um anyways, uh >> Why would you do that? >> You're getting water You're getting water shoes? What? No, it was a magic trick. It was a magic trick. I didn't actually do it. I was faking it. Uh yeah. I wasn't actually cutting the head off. Like if I did that, it would >> [laughter] >> I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I did. I'm sorry. >> Why did you do that? >> You don't even like this one. >> Yes, I do. It's cute. >> No, now it's a two-part squishy. Now it's a two-part squishy. >> That's like part of my collection. >> Well, >> like people want to enter my bin and play with whatever. That's not Why are you doing that? Why did you just do that? >> I have a question for you. I was very curious. You leave me home alone, I'm going to do weird things, babe. So, have you ever wondered Have you ever wondered what were inside your favorite squishies? We should play a game right now. >> No, stop. >> play a game called What's Inside Your Favorite Squishies? >> No, babe. >> How much do you love me? >> Stop. >> How much do you love me? How much do you love me? >> Baby, I love you so much. PLEASE DON'T CUT THAT. THAT'S MY FAVORITE. STOP. STOP, BABE. >> I'm I'm actually but I'm curious to see what's inside. >> Babe, stop. [screaming] >> I have to see. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I have to see. >> That's babe, stop. You're going to actually make me start crying. Stop. Why are you doing that to my babe? Are >> Oh, oh, it's going everywhere. >> What is wrong with you? What is actually wrong with you? >> WAIT, NO, IT MAKES A COOL SOUND THOUGH, BABE. Look at it. They're literally beads. >> tell me you have another one of those for me when I get back that you didn't just >> Oh my gosh, babe, this is so cool. I should have done this earlier. >> Babe, that exact squishy took forever to Why would you >> What do you mean? >> Babe, don't you're going to actually piss me off. >> Babe, look at how cool that is. It's literally beads. That's sick. >> I don't care. >> I'm sorry, babe. I'm bored. I'm bored. This is the stuff that dudes do when they're home. >> with No, no, it's not. Go do something else. I'm not here sitting here destroying what you love. >> Maria, okay. Maria, can you just please >> Babe, I swear >> Can you just please >> Get out of >> You know >> my squishy bend, babe. Stop. >> What? >> Stop. >> What did I do? >> What is wrong with you? >> WHAT AM I BABE. WHAT AM I DOING? WHAT AM I DOING? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WRONG. What am I doing? >> I didn't really like that one that much. >> What am I doing? >> You're lucky that one wasn't the one I liked but the second one really you didn't Why? But why are you Please do not go to the ones I like. >> Okay, wait. What what were the the ones that you liked though just so I know. >> I'm not telling you. >> Was it the It was the ones with the beads in it, right? >> Stop. >> Cuz this one this one's I think I think it's pink on THE INSIDE. BABE. >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? >> BABE, I BABE, I swear to god I will not speak to you for a week. >> Babe, there's a little Babe, there's a little nick in it. I have to. It's It's It's toast. See what happens. This is satisfying, isn't it? Watch. Ooh, right through right through the middle. >> You like not love me. Wait, look at this. >> This is sick. >> I'm not Why would you do that? >> Now I don't Now I'll never lose it. >> Please stop. Please stop. >> It's passing the durability test, I will say. THIS THING'S NOT BREAKING. IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO take the scissors to it. It's already broke, babe. >> Please tell me >> My finger's already through it. All right. All right, I'll leave that one. >> on the way. There's no way you're actually doing that. There's no way you're actually doing that. You don't have >> Mariah, you know I >> Don't touch, BABE. I SWEAR YOU DO NOT TOUCH THAT. Do not touch that one. Do not touch that one. >> What? >> Please do not touch that one. >> Mariah. >> Babe. >> Just just the tip. Just the She hung up. Hey Siri, FaceTime Mariah. >> Starting a FaceTime call to Mariah, mobile. >> What do you want you to hang up? >> Please don't cut that one, babe. >> What? Do you think hanging up's going to stop me? >> I will never speak to you again. If you cut my cheese, I will never speak Don't, babe. Don't >> Have you ever seen the thumbnail? Have you ever seen the thumbnail where it looks like they're they're squeezing they're they're like pulling this apart? >> Babe, don't. >> Like this. >> Don't. Don't. Don't. That's my favorite. Please don't, babe. I placed out the babe. Stop. Babe. I >> It's like a thumbnail. How far is it going to Oh, no. >> My tooth too loud. >> Babe. Oh, no. Well, now we can see what's inside. >> [clears throat] >> You just did my cheese. >> No, I didn't. >> You did my cheese, didn't you? Babe, please don't touch my cheese. That was really hard to get. Please do not do not do not. Do not. Babe, but stop. >> [laughter] >> It's just a squishy. It's oozing out. >> really messed up. Stop, babe. Stop. >> Doesn't that just Look at this. Doesn't it just >> [laughter] >> Doesn't it just make you want to >> Babe, that's my favorite Babe, PLEASE STOP. >> WHAT? >> I will do anything. Babe, I will literally come home right now and do anything for you. Just please do not do that one. Please do not do that one. Please do not do that one. >> All right. All right, it's on the ceiling. I'm not going to do that one. Oh. Oh, it just hit me. Babe, I have to take >> Stop. No, what is wrong with you, actually? >> let's play a game. How many Dude, my finger's literally turning purple. How many hits does it take to get to the center of a cheese squishy? >> one of my favorite Don't. Stop. >> You said don't stop? >> Babe, please stop. Stop it, Bill. >> What? >> I'm going to hang up and never talk to you again. I'm so being so dead ass. If you don't stop right now, I'm going to really like you're being kind of you're being kind of messed up. Can you just stop? >> You got to Babe. Babe, squishies are satisfying. >> point, I know you're filming. You might as well JUST BABE. >> OH, LOOK AT HOW satisfying this is. It's like a clam. >> Babe, how is it going to be here? Please >> a boy or is it a girl? >> I don't care. Can you >> Squishies are not just meant to squeeze. >> Babe, please tell me this is a prank or not. Please. >> Oh, it's a prank, but they're they're getting destroyed either way. There's nothing you can do about it. >> Please don't touch. >> Which one was your favorite? This one? >> Stop. >> What happens if I actually do? What are you going to do? >> No, please, babe. >> What are you going to do? >> Babe, that one was really hard to get. >> What are you going to do? >> Can you do any other one? Please. >> PLEASE DON'T. >> CHEESE. >> BABE, STOP. THAT ARE WAS REALLY HARD TO GET. >> ALL RIGHT, but I will say we got to destroy this this this strawberry. >> Why? >> Because I want to see what's inside here. This is actually I like what is it? Shaving cream? Let's just poke a little hole in the top. Your butter your butter's long gone though. It's actually pretty nice and little little >> Why would you do that? That was my favorite. Why would you do that? >> I did like that butter a lot. All right, let's all see together what is inside the strawberry. Ooh. Oh, it's sticky. Oh. Oh, ew. >> Please. >> All right, let's see what's inside here. >> me new ones, please? >> Oh. >> Ew. Ew. >> Oh my gosh. >> I'm going to hang up. That's icking me out. >> Oh my gosh. We're filling up another squishy with the squishy. I have to throw them out. >> Just Can you just tell me you're you ordered me more? Like just cut to the chase. Yay, you pranked me. Team Bell. Team Bell. Let's end the video here because now you're making me mad and now I'm going I got to go shopping mad. Like I I was so excited to go shopping and >> Well, babe babe, I can't end the video. >> Babe, I swear to god. >> I can't end the video until I until I do the penguin. >> Stop. I love the penguin. Please don't. >> Until I do the cute little penguin. >> No, you already told No, please. You already done enough. You already done enough. >> What? >> enough. >> Babe, this this is This video is to show you to stop spending our money on squishies. We got to save for our kids' college fund. We can't be spending all this on squishies. You know what? >> That's just so mean. >> Why? >> It's not even funny anymore. This is mean. This is just straight mean. >> You don't even like this one, right? >> I do like that one. Obviously it's one of my favorite ones. You're going to cut it anyway, so just go ahead cut it. >> Okay. >> Just cut it. >> All right. You told me to. So now you're not going TO GET MAD. OH, LOOK AT THIS. >> [laughter] >> OH, HE'S A GONER. HE'S A GONER. >> BABE, please just tell me you're joking. Like >> Oh my gosh. >> Please tell me you get more on the way. I don't know why the butter one I don't know why you did that. >> No, yeah, this butter one I know. Babe, I just want you to know, yeah, I am filming for YouTube right now, but I did not order any more. So, what we're going to do Oh, wait, sorry. Let me throw away this headless panda. This panda was cute, babe. Why'd you make me destroy it? >> You did a prank, and you didn't even You know that's going to look really bad. >> #teambel, I love you. I'm sorry. I'll see you when you get home. But, one more thing before I hang up. Can you just say teambel? >> So, you didn't order me any more squishies? Are you being for real? >> No. Can you say teambel? Bel? >> No. I would say teambel >> Say teambel. >> if you ordered more squishies. No. >> What? >> Teambel. >> Wait, what? >> Teambel. Teambel. >> What? >> Teambel. Babe, I swear I will not come home tonight if you cut that. [laughter] >> You won't come home at all? >> No. Please stop. Just stop. >> Ooh. >> Babe, I will not speak to you. >> Oh god. >> Stop. Stop. >> Okay, I got to go. Love you. >> Are you being for real? >> [laughter] >> Yo, my my stomach actually dropped. Oh my god, I did cut it a little. I actually did cut it a little. Can you guys see this? There There is actually a little cut on it. It just grazed the top. Oh, she's going to kill me. No, I'm not even kidding, there is a little cut. My stomach literally dropped. It's not bad, but it's like a graze. She's calling me back. This is stays between you and me. She's already mad. I don't even know. I don't even know where it is. I don't think it's going to burst, but I'm telling you, I did nick it with the scissors. We're going to keep this between us. All right, y'all, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS VIDEO. I GOT A LOT OF cleaning up to do, and Mariah's She's going to be mad. Before I end this video, I do want to say, I did not tell her, but I did order more squishies. I ordered all the ones that I did destroy, plus a couple more just to make it better. But, the only thing is, they're not supposed to come in until this weekend. It is currently Friday, and it says latest is Sunday that they're supposed to be delivered. So, there's a very big chance that Mariah's going to be mad at me for today and tomorrow. But, you know what? IT WAS WORTH IT. IT WAS WORTH IT, RIGHT? And on top of it, she'll be happy in the long run once whenever she does get them. So, y'all wish me luck. I really hope she doesn't see that. None of you better snitch on me. I love y'all. I really hope you enjoyed this video, and I will see you in the next team build. But, until then, peace. Love you guys.