Video summary
The video presents an exclusive tier list of Young Adult dystopian novels, defining the genre specifically as works released around or shortly after *The Hunger Games* that attempted to replicate its formula, while explicitly excluding earlier classics like *The Giver*. At the top of the rankings sits *The Hunger Games*, hailed as a masterpiece for successfully masking surface-level action with deep societal critiques regarding violence and media obsession, a nuance many imitators failed to capture. Other highly regarded titles include *Angel Fall*, whose first book is praised for phenomenal action and character depth despite later entries becoming forgettable, and *Struck*, a goofy standalone about lightning addiction that entertained the reviewer even as it baited sequels. In the "pretty good" tier, books like *Enclave* are noted for focusing on survival against monsters rather than an evil government, while *Blood Red Road* is appreciated for its bittersweet ending despite confusing plot reveals and sequel issues.
Moving down the tiers, several titles fall into the "fine" or "neat ideas" categories due to unique premises that ultimately suffer from execution flaws or shallow character development. *Starters*, which features a bizarre premise about renting young bodies to the elderly, and *The Chemical Garden Trilogy* are commended for their interesting world-building concepts but criticized for weak plot execution or underdeveloped characters. Similarly, *Article Five* is praised for its timely critique of religious extremism in a near-future setting, while *Configured* stands out for its innovative narrative device that visualizes emotional growth through changing writing styles. However, these books often struggle with generic stakes, poor lore resolution, or the failure to maintain focus, causing their initial strong starts to fade into unfocused journeys or disappointing conclusions.
At the bottom of the list, numerous books are deemed "unsalvageable" or "bad" for fundamental logical failures, offensive content, or a complete loss of coherence after the first installment. Titles such as *The Testing* and *Matched* are criticized for nonsensical rituals that make no sense within their post-apocalyptic logic and for focusing on empty love triangles rather than their plague or war settings, respectively. The lowest rung is occupied by works like *Save the Pearls*, which combines extreme racism with bizarre plot points like turning humans into furries, and *The Selection*, where a reality show premise allows the heroine to ignore an oppressive government for a marriage she does not love. Other entries in this category include *Shatter Me*'s sequel trilogy, which introduces random twists and obnoxious elements, as well as *The Fifth Wave* and *Arklight*, both of which lose their narrative grip with illogical alien invasion plans or delayed conflicts that ruin the overall experience.
Ultimately, the tier list concludes by highlighting how many books in this genre struggle to maintain the depth and societal critique established by *The Hunger Games*, often resorting to generic tropes, shallow antagonism, or absurd setups that undermine their potential. While the reviewer finds some of the more offensive or nonsensical entries, such as those involving furries or killer bees turning into rage zombies, amusing in a dark way, they firmly condemn their lack of quality and moral grounding. The video ends with a call to action for support through donations and subscriptions, reflecting on a landscape where only a select few titles successfully balance entertainment with meaningful commentary, while the majority fail to sustain interest beyond their initial hooks or succumb to poor writing choices in their sequels.
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Hello audience. I am here today with uh
not very good lighting because my
lighting equipment is on the fritz. But
we're just doing a tier list for all of
the young adult dystopias that I've read
over the years. Now, just to be clear,
when I say young adult dystopia, I'm
really talking about stuff that came out
uh around the time of the Hunger Games
and not long after the Hunger Games
where it was very clearly just trying to
cash in on that success. you know, it
was following a very similar formula, a
very similar pattern. It was trying to
appeal to more or less the same
audience. So, that's what I'm referring
to when I say young adult dystopia here.
Like, there's other stuff like I guess
The Giver, which could technically
qualify by the term young adult
dystopia, but it's not a Hunger Games
ripoff, so it's not really what I'm
talking about here. And, uh, I don't
know, you've seen these tier lists
before. This is just going to be me
talking about them a little bit. Some of
these books I've talked about at length.
Some I've talked about a little bit, but
not much. Others I don't know if I've
talked about at all. Some of these I've
read the entire series. Some I've only
read part. But we're just going to go
over what I have read from them. So, I'm
going to start off positive. I'm going
to take Partials as the first one, and
I'm going to put that in the pretty good
tier. You know, it's it's not a
masterpiece, but it's pretty good. This
one is about a world where humans
created this like artificial
type of human to do manual labor for
them or to fight in wars for them. Uh
kind of like replicants from Bladeunner.
Uh they they made that but then the
partials kind of took over the world and
they released a virus which killed
almost all of the humans except for a
very very small number who are still
living uh on Long Island. And then main
character girl comes in and she decides
she wants to try and find a cure for the
virus. And then she manages to capture a
partial boy and sort of kind of I I
don't know how to put it exactly without
getting deep deep into spoilers, but
through that she discovers some secrets
about the world and goes on a long
adventure. And it's a pretty good book.
I would almost want to put it in
masterpiece if the ending wasn't just a
mess. Like the final book wasn't very
good. And you know, one thing I did kind
of like about the series, but also kind
of cursed it, was that there wasn't a
main antagonist,
which was neat in the sense that it
showed that uh this conflict that was
going on was not just caused by a couple
of bad people at the top. It was caused
by uh clashes between two large groups
of people who didn't understand each
other and had perfectly valid reasons to
fear and hate one another, but
eventually they moved past that. So like
it's it's good, but also there's not
like a satisfying climax. So it needed
some work. Under the Never Sky, I'm just
going to put that in the fine category.
That's uh yeah, that's about all I have
to say about Under the Never Sky really
is that it it was fine. it uh it exists.
It's not a great book series or even
that good, but I didn't hate it. I
remember the books started off really
really strongly, right? Like most of the
world has been destroyed and a couple of
people have managed to live under these
domes where they still have modern
technology and stuff. And then there's
also like savages living out in the
wastelands who again they're alive but
they don't have modern technology or
modern civilization or anything. And
then main character girl through a
series of dumb teenage things that she
does uh winds up being thrown out of her
dome and her mom is also going missing
has also gone missing. So she decides to
just look for her mom and you know it's
a it's a solid beginning to the story.
It's just after that it's just sort of
yeah things are happening. They are
going on a journey which I guess I'm
supposed to care about but I just was
like eh it's fine. Uh the romance is
fine. the climax to the whole series is
fine. Like, you know, it's just I I just
don't have a whole lot to say. Like, it
exists. Uh, it's not really good or bad.
It's just it's there. Starters, I do
have a video about this one. And if
you've seen that, uh, I think you can
probably tell that I will put it in the
neat ideas category cuz neat ideas, but
they just didn't do that much with them
or the author didn't have the skill to
explore them properly is what I mean
when I put stuff in the neat ideas tier.
So, starters is a world where,
okay, the Spore Wars happened and it
killed all of the adults between the
ages of 20 and 60. So, uh, with very few
exceptions, there's only very young
people and very old people. And this is
the future, so people live a lot longer.
Like, uh, one being around 100 years old
is not considered that old. I think
that's like the equivalent of being 50
nowadays. But, uh, people live a lot
longer. There's only old people and
young people. And the old people have
all the jobs. They own everything. They
have all the money. And the young people
are just kind of desperately trying to
ek out an existence in the world uh and
then enter a company that allows you to
get a brain a chip implanted into your
brain and then old people can remotely
pilot your body for a little while. Like
they can rent you out basically and live
as a young person for a bit. And main
character girl is desperate for money so
she does that. And you might think
that's a good setup for a story, and it
is. Like, there's some actual social
commentary going on there, but as you
might expect from this sort of thing, it
focuses way too much on the weird
romance, and it's kind of unfocused
about what uh the antagonistic force of
the story really is. Like, who are we
really fighting against? Because we get
a bad guy who's introduced in the second
book. And there's only two books in the
series, by the way. So, he gets
introduced in the second book and then
they go through a whole uh thing where
they fight him, but it seems like he's
just the one bad guy. You know, like the
government itself isn't evil. The system
itself isn't evil. At least as far as
the book is concerned. It's just that
one guy. So, that was disappointing and
not that well done. And most of the
characters aren't that deep anyways.
Like, I don't even remember their names
or anything. So, yeah, that one's just
neat ideas, but didn't really do
anything with them. All right, breathe.
That one I also have a long video on.
That one's just goofy. It's just goofy.
Humanity cut down all the trees, so
there's not enough oxygen to breathe out
in the world. So, the only survivors
left live under a big dome, and it's
unclear if this dome is in the United
Kingdom or the United States. It's It's
not. I I I honestly still don't know,
even after reading the books. I I don't
know. What can I say to that? It's a
world where people have to pay for air
and that's like terrible because that
means poor people aren't allowed to
dance or exercise the way rich people
can do and then they go outside and they
go camping and there's a rebellion and
ju I I don't know what can I even say to
that man. It's just a goofy setup for a
story. the testing. I am just going to
straight up put this in
I I'll put it in unsalvageable, but it's
like right on the verge of being goofy,
right? Because the testing makes no
sense at all. I have a 2-hour video
where I explain exactly all the ways in
which it does not make sense. It's just
like after the apocalypse there is a
government that rules over
it kind of rules over what is now the
United States but so much of it is just
wasteland that really they only have a
couple of spots of civilization which
have some um what's the word connection
between each other but a lot they're
they're pretty isolated you know and
like the kids who are the top of their
class and graduate from school every
year have to go off and do something
called the testing which no No one knows
what it really is because all the people
who go to do the testing either die
during it or they succeed and then they
never go back home. Like they're not
allowed to go back to their hometowns.
Uh and they also have their memories
wiped. So no one knows what the testing
really is. And then you actually look at
the testing and it's supposed to make
sure that they're like strong and smart
and prepared to help, you know, fix the
world to be good engineers or
politicians or doctors or whatever. But
none of the tests actually make sense
for testing them for that or at least
most of them don't. Like at first it's
showing them do like you know regular
exams like you would do at school.
Nothing weird about that. But then they
have like oh here try and fix a radio
also it's booby trapped and if you do it
wrong then the trap will shoot a nail
through your eye and kill you. Like that
that's an actual thing that happens in
the books. And then the last chunk of
the first book is basically just the
heroes having to cross a giant wasteland
on foot and for some reason they start
killing each other. Like they don't need
to kill each other. There's nothing in
the rules that tells them to kill each
other or anything that benefits them
when they try killing each other. They
just start doing that for shits and
giggles, I guess. But I that's just the
first book really. And then the second
and third books, uh, it was really just
the author trying to come up with
something that and then they overthrow
the government sort of at the end. I
don't know. There's there's just nothing
there. There's just nothing there, man.
All right. I have to put at least one in
the masterpiece category before we move
on. So, I'll put the Hunger Games up
there. Yeah. I I know it can be trendy
to be contrarian and hate on things that
are popular, but like The Hunger Games
got big because they're really good
books, you know, and I I think I
actually like them more now. Uh now that
I have I'm older, I have more
perspective and I've reread the books
and rewatched the movies a bit. Uh, I
like them more now than I did when I was
younger because,
you know, Suzanne Collins wrote an
entire book series about how Americans
are obsessed with violent media and then
people complain that the last book
didn't have enough violence in it. And
fair enough, like fair enough. I will I
will admit I was one of those people.
But, uh, you know, just looking back
over it, I realized it was much smarter
than I realized at the time and much
smarter than a lot of people give it
credit for. like there's there's a lot
going on under the surface of, you know,
the action adventure teenagers killing
each other plot. Uh, and I think that a
big part of the problem with all of
these other books that were copying it
is that most of them understood the
surface level of the Hunger Games, they
understood, okay, yeah, we find an
excuse to have this action stuff going
on. we have an excuse to put teenagers
in the center of it and make them the
center of the world and the center of
existence, but people just
like they just missed everything beyond
that, you know? And I think that's a big
part of the reason why so many of these
just failed, even the ones that did have
some neat ideas. But I don't know. I I
think I've spoken about The Hunger Games
enough. Other people have spoken about
it enough. It's just genuinely they're
very very good books. Shatter Me. Okay,
we're putting that one. If it's just the
original trilogy, I would put it in
fine. Uh, if I was talking about the
sequel trilogy, I'd put it in
unsalvageable.
But I think overall all six books just
kind of even out and it's just it's just
fine. You know, uh, evil government took
over the world. Main character girl has
been imprisoned because she kills people
when she touches them or she causes
severe pain at the very least. Uh, and
also some people have superpowers, but
we don't know that at the beginning. And
it turns out that main character Juliet
has some powers as well. And that's why
she kills people when she touches them.
She's like she she's kind of like Rogue
from X-Men, but not quite. And this one,
you know, it it starts off pretty
strong. You know, I liked Juliet's
narration in the first book, especially
because you can tell that she's just
mentally not doing well. Uh, but then as
the books went on, it focused way too
much on her romance with the guy who
imprisoned and tortured her for over a
year, and he never has any sort of
redemption arc or anything. It's just
he's in love with her now, and that
means he's a good guy.
Uh, and I I did kind of like how the
original trilogy ends very abruptly,
like uh Juliet and her friends uh kill
the governor of North America and they
take over that territory and she just
puts out a radio broadcast and says,
"Hey, I killed this guy. I'm in charge
now." And just that's it. Now the rebels
are in charge and you're just left to
assume that everything is fine. So, I
did like how that trilogy ended very
abruptly, but then they introduced a
sequel trilogy where they're just
throwing in tons of random [ __ ]
because the story really had nowhere
else to go. So, they have to backtrack
and be like, "Oh, uh, Juliet, your real
name is Ella and you had secret parents
who made you a science experiment and
you have an older sister who is making
the world hallucinate and they're just
throwing in tons of just random
obnoxiousness." and you know, I just I
just wasn't into it. But, uh, even then,
I did, again, I liked that Juliet was
clearly mentally unwell. Uh, and I did
think it was really funny how you can
tell the exact point in the books where
the author got married because Juliet
starts getting a lot hornier from that
point forward. But, uh, yeah, other than
that, um, Shatter Me, it some of the
characters do have actual personalities.
In fact, I'd say pretty much all of them
do have some personality to them. Uh,
they aren't all necessarily deep or
likable, but they're all there. I
thought the action scenes were sometimes
pretty good. I thought at first the
world building had promise. Uh, and
just, you know, none of that promise was
ever really lived up to, so I'll just
say it's fine. Article five. This one it
like I'm putting it in the neat ideas
category. I'm actually going to put it
ahead of starters in that category. But
man, there's a couple of scenes in this
book, just a couple of sequences that if
the books had leaned more into stuff
like that, I would put it in pretty
good. But for I'm just going to have to
say neat ideas because this one is
unique in that it's not hundreds of
years in the future after the apocalypse
and there's now a country with a totally
different name in the ruins of what used
to be the United States. Article 5
specifically takes place in the United
States and uh it's only like 30 or 40
years in the future and the government
isn't just generic authoritarians for no
reason. They are very explicitly
religious extremists. They are very
explicitly Christian conservatives who
are trying to push religious laws across
the country. So just by having that in
there, the book it or excuse me, the
book series is already a lot smarter
than most of these because it's already
saying something like [clears throat] it
already has uh a an actual commentary
and criticism to make about society and
about the American government in the
modern day. Cuz like yeah, obviously
Christian conservatives aren't doing all
of this kind of stuff that they're doing
in the book yet, but they are a real
thing. They do have a lot of power in
our society. So, like this is actually
criticizing that, but that's really only
in the first book that they do that. And
man, they they go pretty heavy with it
at times, too. Like you you straight up
see them massacring prisoners and
massacring civilians and stuff. And you
totally understand exactly how and why
there would be a rebellion that starts
against these guys. So even though the
characters don't start it, the
rebellion's already there and then they
just join in later, like you you don't
need to wonder how this would start,
like this is a disgusting regime to live
under. But outside of that, uh I just
don't have much to say. You know, like
main character girl is named Ember in
this one, and she has potential to be a
really neat and interesting character,
but the books never really develop her
in any of the ways that they hint they
might be developing her in. Uh, so she's
just there and there's just there's
nothing really to say about her. Like
what personality does she have? Well,
she's sad that her mom dies near the
beginning. That's that's understandable.
She she doesn't like the government very
much. That's also understandable, but
that that's about it. And also
considering that the bad guys in this
are literally religious freaks, uh the
books don't spend a whole lot of time
talking about religion and how it
affects people's lives and their outlook
on things and how more moderate folks uh
can be persuaded to join either side in
this sort of conflict. Cuz there's a lot
of quote unquote moderates who would
sort of frown and say they disagree with
what the government is doing here, but
they wouldn't lift a finger to stop it
cuz they still think they're on the
right track. they're just taking it too
far. But then there are a lot of other
actual moderates who would hate it and
fight against it. And I just I don't
know. The books could have done a lot
with that. Uh but as it stands,
yeah, main character girl is boring.
None of the other characters are even
really characters except for one of the
legs in her love triangle. And even
then, he's just kind of fine. So yeah,
it just it had a lot of neat ideas, but
it never did much with them. Save the
Pearls. Uh,
the very bottom of Unsalvageable, but
you know, I will say Save the Pearls is
[ __ ] hilarious.
There's a reason I have a two and a half
hour video all about it. It's um, you
know, it's just another dystopia like
all of these, but uh, this one's
extremely racist. You know, black people
took over the Earth and now white people
are an oppressed minority. And in order
to solve this problem, main character
girl decides to help her boyfriend do
experiments to turn humans into furries.
Like just animal hybrids. That is that
is the plot. And I
The author only ever released two books.
She was planning on making a third, but
she just never released it. It's
unfortunate because I do want to see
just how insane the story would have
gotten and how much it would have lost
its mind. Because as bad and offensive
as Save the Pearls is, it's very, very
funny. Like, yeah, it is extremely
racist, don't get me wrong. And if that
makes you uncomfortable while reading, I
get it. But for me, I just thought it
was hilarious. Like, I can still condemn
the racism while thinking it's funny.
Cruel. Now, this one I only read a
couple of months ago, and it is I I I
only read the first book. I have already
forgotten a lot of it. I'll just put it
in fine. Like I'll put it below Shatter
Me, but it's it's fine. You know, it's
about a world where uh society or the
entire world I should say is controlled
by people who weave threads. You know,
they weave magic threads and that uh
causes the weather that causes the
harvests that uh just it controls the
entire world basically. And main
character girl becomes one of these
people. And
then she quickly learns that the system
is corrupt and she decides to fight
against it. And again, admittedly, I
only read the first book. Maybe the
sequels are a little better, but first
one is just, yeah, it's fine. Uh the
only thing I remember thinking was kind
of interesting about it is that uh the
people in this society are pretty
religious and pretty conservative. So
they have an idea of like men being the
head of the household and their wives
are maybe not quite their property but
they are meant to be submissive and
always listen to their husbands but at
the same time and uh that also men are
like in charge of everything. You know
men are all the politicians and the
bosses and managers and all that but at
the same time again it's women who are
the ones that have these crazy powers
and they're the ones that make this
entire world work. So, I thought I
thought there was some pretty
intelligent stuff being said there. I
thought that was neat. But overall,
Cruel was all right. Angel Fall. Okay.
Okay. This one
This one I'm not sure where to put it
because the first book is 100%
masterpiece territory. The last book is
below fine. Actually, you know what? I
might have to redo something here. Hold
on. Okay, so I just added a new row that
just straight up says bad because I
didn't realize I didn't have one like
that. So, Angel Fall has parts that are
masterpiece and parts that are bad.
Like, the last book in the trilogy, I
would just say, is straight up bad. And
honestly, the middle book, I would say,
is fine. It's It's just very
forgettable. But, I mean, the first one
is a masterpiece. You know what? I'm
going to put it in masterpiece, but I'm
going to put it right on the edge. like
it's right on the edge of just falling
down into pretty good territory. This
one, angels come in and destroy the
world and then like 6 weeks later is
when the story picks up. Main character
girl is with her younger sister. She
gets kidnapped by angels and then she's
like, "Well, I have to go rescue my
sister." And then along the way she
makes friends with another angel who had
his wings cut off. Uh and
they they kind of save the worldish. I
don't know. Again, the last book, a lot
of stuff is not explained super well,
and the lore doesn't always add up the
way it should, I don't think. Uh, which
is really the problem. But, I mean, book
one is phenomenal. Like, watching them
go through all of these uh dangerous
situations is great. The action scenes
are written amazingly, and yeah, there
is a rebellion going on, but main
character girl doesn't really want much
to do with it. And I mean, even in the
last book, which is not great, the final
battle is phenomenal. Like, the climax
of it is phenomenal. It's just
immediately as the climax ends, there's
a dumb resolution to everything, and I I
just didn't like it. Uh, I also thought
the villains were really solid. I liked
main character girl, who I it makes
sense why she would be so protective of
her sister, and it makes sense why she
would not act like a typical teenage
girl, because she didn't have a typical
upbringing. Her mom has really bad
schizophrenia, so she didn't really
raise her. She kind of raised herself.
And I I don't know. I just I really
liked Angel Fall. I don't know. Sue me.
Matched. Okay. This one is one many
people know. And that one's just that
one's just going in bad category. Yeah.
Uh it's a world where everyone has to
get married to someone who was assigned
to them by the government. And then main
character girl is like, "Oh, I love my
boyfriend who's assigned to me, but
there's also this other guy who wasn't
assigned to me, who I also am in love
with." And that's it. Like the books are
phenomenally empty. Like there there's
nothing that happens in the first one.
The second one there is at least more of
a plot. And the third one there's more
of a plot, but it's still not
particularly interesting. Like there
there's a plague going around killing
tons of people. There's a war happening.
And I just I I couldn't be bothered to
give a [ __ ] because a lot of it happens
offcreen so that we can focus on main
character girl and her love triangle
which isn't very good because no one
involved has any personality. Uh matched
is not unsalvageable. You know I see how
that could have been a better story but
as it stands it's just
and I I just it's bad. All right struck.
This one I did do a video on a while
ago. Uh, and it's a standalone book by
Jennifer Bosworth, who later, I think,
changed her name to Jennifer Wolf, uh,
and wrote a couple other books under
that name, but now I think she's retired
as an author. But the point is, uh, it's
about a girl who's addicted to being
struck by lightning,
and then there is a giant earthquake
which destroys Los Angeles.
And, um, yeah, I'm putting it in pretty
good category if you couldn't tell. It's
above partials and uh it's it's like a
really weird and goofy story because
some people have superpowers and her
superpower is related to her being
struck by lightning and there's a weird
cult uh and there's a guy that can see
the future and look it it's a very
strange and silly book, but it is good.
It it did keep me entertained the whole
way through and there's some sequel
baiting in there. I'm really upset the
author never wrote more, but you know,
the the book is good and they even made
a trailer for it. Divergent. Um, you
know, I spoke about this one not that
long ago. I'm just putting it in the bad
category. I'll put it above matched
because as bad as Divergent is, there's
at least an actual story there and
there's things happening. And the author
is trying to say a few things. She
doesn't do a good job with it, but she's
trying to say a few things. And you
know, when I talked about it before, I
mostly just sort of
forgot or excuse me, I mostly talked
about the ending and how people
complained about that, but overall, I
would say the books are ju just bad.
Like, sure, there there's some parts in
there I liked, but uh that's all I can
say really. There some parts I liked. I
I didn't think that the book was nearly
as intelligent as it thought itself as.
Uh, I didn't think it was nearly as
exciting or heartbreaking or anything
like that as it clearly thought it was.
It's just it's just bad, but I don't
think it's worth being upset about. All
right, the Bane or Eden. I've actually
seen it with both names. I barely even
[ __ ] remember this one, so it's going
in bad. I'm going to put it below
matched. Uh, I think that uh this was a
world and it was revealed that main
character girl was like part machine or
something like she was a cyborg and she
didn't know that. Uh, but then using her
special cyborgness or partial
cyborgness, she was able to help them
fight the evil machines that had
destroyed the world. I think that that
is seriously the only thing I can
remember, right? And I never read the
sequels. So, uh, that that's all I'm
going to say about that. Escape to Eden.
Um, this one I also remember very little
from, but I'm going to put it in fine.
I'm going to put it at the bottom of
fine, but it it's like on the verge of
being bad. This one, uh, I did kind of
like this one because the world isn't
actually destroyed in this one. It's
just a dystopia. you know, it's the
future and technology has advanced a lot
and it kind of sucks to live there, but
there hasn't been an apocalypse, you
know, and um there's [snorts] a lot of
genetic modification going on here. So,
they run into weird creatures that
shouldn't exist, and they also run into
people that have like animal fangs and
claws and stuff. And
again, I I don't remember that much
about it. I think at the end of book
one, because I only read the first one,
I I think main character girl
uh finds sanctuary and then leaves her
younger brother there and then she runs
off to do some other mission, but I
don't remember exactly what that mission
was. And uh I will say that this one
also starts off pretty strong cuz the
main character girl just wakes up in a
hospital with no memory of who she is.
And I think she wrote a message on her
arm that said, "Get out now." So, she
just starts off by escaping from that
laboratory and then the story starts. I
thought that was a strong opening, but
other than that, I just straight up
don't remember anything. Enclave. Um,
you know, I I'll be generous and put
this one in pretty good. Yeah, like I I
want to put it in fine, but I'll I'm
feeling a little generous. Enclave. Uh,
it's about a girl named Deuce, which
it's supposed to mean deuce as in two,
but I I just think of [ __ ] every time I
I think back to that. Uh, like her name
is [ __ ] and she lives in these
underground tunnels cuz after the world
ended, uh, some people just retreated
into this underground labyrinth, which
already existed. We later find out that
they're in the ruins of New York City,
so it's like the subway and sewer system
there. And they just have a society that
lives down there and there are these
creatures called freaks which attack
them sometimes. And Deuce is a hun,
excuse [clears throat] me, a hunter. So
she actually gets to leave their
settlement and go off and find food and
fight the freaks and everything. And uh
really only like half to twothirds of
the first book takes place in this
underground and then they leave and they
go above ground and the rest of the
story takes place up there. And I will
say that this one isn't about
overthrowing an evil government, which I
I I did like that was a little bit
different. Uh it's about just fighting
off the freaks, you know, like it's this
uh force of nature which is going around
killing people and it's becoming more
and more powerful over time. So they
have to work together and work smart and
work hard in order to fight these guys.
And you know, it's a very simple story.
So I don't have a lot to say about it. I
don't think there's a lot of deep
complex themes or anything going on
here. Uh the main thing I will say about
it is that it does a thing a lot of
these books try to do where it tries to
redeem a leg of a love triangle. Uh or
or rather it tries to redeem a bad boy
who is a leg of a love triangle, but he
is just way too much of a bad boy. Like
in this particular instance, he's a
literal rapist. like he's he's a serial
rapist who uh just Yeah, we're just
gonna leave it at that. I don't feel
like going into detail here, but uh I
remember years and years ago, I was like
17 or 18 and I was reading the first
book in that series and I enjoyed it,
but I stopped like 90% of the way
through because they started doing that
and I just couldn't stand it. But then
years later, I went back and read the
whole thing and I still feel that way.
But uh overall, Enclave, yeah, it's
pretty good. The Maze Runner. Okay. I'm
I'm putting that in Masterpiece, but I'm
putting it very very low on Masterpiece.
I I I'll put it ahead of Angel Fall, but
it's still I'm being generous by putting
it in Masterpiece. Uh dude wakes up in a
maze which is constantly shifting and
moving. Uh he has no memory of who he is
or how he got there. All of the other
people in the maze are the same. They
try and find their way out and then
later they learn that they were put
there as an experiment to try and save
the world. And books two and three,
well, book two follows their experiments
some more. Book three is when he starts
changing things up and following his own
path and he decides how he wants to save
people. And you know, uh, in some ways
it's pretty generic, but one thing I
like about it is that it came out a
little bit before The Hunger Games,
actually. So, while it is aiming for
more or less the same audience, uh, it
wasn't just copying Suzanne Collins
homework. It it uh it has its own flavor
to it. It has its own feel to it. And
while yeah, there is kind of a evil
government organization type thing
there. The story isn't really about
overthrowing them, the story is really
just about escaping and trying to save
the world itself. And the ending really
caught me off guard. Like the ending is
a lot [ __ ] darker than I would have
anticipated from those books. Uh, main
character Thomas is kind of boring for
the first one and a half books, but then
near the end of book two, uh, he stops
being generically nice and he's just
completely done with everybody's
[ __ ] He's like, "Fuck you guys.
[ __ ] you guys. I'm saving my friends. I
don't care what I have to do to do it."
And I just I I really like that. So, you
know, uh, I I'll put that in masterpiece
cuz the third book, the ending at least,
is a masterpiece. The Chemical Garden
trilogy. All right, I'm going to put
this in neat ideas. I'm going to put it
ahead of starters cuz it has more neat
ideas. It's a world where everyone dies
uh at the age of either 20 or 25. Like
uh girls all die at the age of 20 and
boys all die at the age of 25. There's
just some sort of genetic disease that
is going around and is killing
everybody. And so society is collapsing
or has already largely collapsed. The
government barely functions. A lot of
people just grow up in orphanages
because they don't know their parents.
Their parents would have had them when
they were very young and then they would
have died very young. So like uh no
one's family is intact anymore. Uh
everyone's poor. Everything's falling
apart. Like it's really interesting. And
then main character girl gets kidnapped
by a rich dude to become his wife and
she hates being there. So, she just I I
was about to say she tries to escape,
but really the entire first book is just
her thinking, I kind of want to escape
one day and then doing nothing to
actually try and escape. And then at the
end of book one, spoiler alert, the
[clears throat] way she escapes, like
her her epic plan is to just run out the
back door. Like, that's literally all
she does is run out the back door. And
then book two is about her trying to get
home and it's not particularly
interesting. It's just kind of her
running into trouble as she makes her
way across the US. And then book three,
there's not really a plot at all. And I
I don't know. I feel like some of the
world building ideas were interesting.
And some of the characters could have
been really neat, morally gray
characters if this was a book that was
written for adults. For example, main
character girl's brother is like really
loyal and protective, but he also
becomes a terrorist partway through the
books. Uh, or the main villain of the
story, like he does a lot of unethical
medical experiments on human subjects
without their consent and in some cases
without their knowledge. But he does
ultimately succeed in curing the virus,
as they call it. It's not actually a
virus. It's a genetic defect, but he
succeeds in curing the virus and saving
millions of lives. So, like there's
there's some interesting stuff going on
here. And I feel like these characters
would be interesting to read about if it
wasn't, you know, crammed into a young
adult novel with all of that entails.
Configured. Uh, I'm going to put this
one in fine. I'm actually, you know
what? I'm going to put it at the top of
fine category. Like I will put it above
ahead of Under the Never Sky because I
remember a lot more that happens in
configured. This one is about a society
where
emotions are not completely outlawed,
but they're like strongly uh prohibited
and people take medicines and stuff to
keep uh their anger and sadness and
everything under control. And if you
don't fit into that, then I think you
just get taken away and killed. It's
it's been a while and I don't remember
it super well. Now, you know, pretty
much all the plot beats that this book
is going to hit. You know, the first
book is about main character girl trying
to fit in in her society, but she
doesn't quite fit in. And then at the
end of book one, she realizes just how
evil everything is. So, she leaves and
goes outside of her society to some
other society that is fighting against
her society. And then she joins up with
them. And then she helps them save the
day over the course of books two and
three. So, you already can guess pretty
much all that happens there, but there
are just a couple of small details in
there that I thought were really
interesting. Like, for example, in the
first book, main character girl, it like
it's all told in her first person POV.
And main character girl just describes
everything very dryly and very
succinctly to like to the point. But
then as books two and three go on and
she starts like embracing her actual
feelings more, uh, her description
becomes a little bit more colorful and
she describes how stuff makes her feel
and what she thinks about it more. And I
thought that was a really interesting
and unique way to show how her character
is changing and show how uh, her old
life and her old society was really
holding her down and forcing her to
bottle up all of her feelings and then
now she can just be herself. And I
thought that was actually really really
good. So that's why even though these
books are just kind of fine overall, I'm
putting them at the top of fine because
that's something I don't think I've ever
seen any other book series do. Legend.
Uh, this is a weird one for me because
whenever it comes up or whenever the
topic of these crappy young adult
dystopias comes up, people always bring
up legend as one of the good ones. And I
read these years ago. I'm like,
why? Like I I'll put this one it below
configured. It's still in the fine
category, but it's right below
configured because I mean I've seen
everything that those books do in all of
these others and I don't think it does
anything particularly well. You know, it
has the switching back and forth between
two POV characters, and both POV
characters have exactly the same
narration, so you can't really tell them
apart, which is a trope that I am just
growing to hate more and more over the
years, but I've never liked it. You've
got the evil government that is evil for
no reason other than it's evil. Uh, and
then you have a rebellion against that
government. Uh, one one thing I will say
that I kind of liked is that at the end
of book two, the evil government is
largely reformed. So, it's no longer
evil. And book three is largely them
fighting against forces that are going
to try and make the government evil
again. And I I thought that was kind of
interesting. Like it's essentially a
counterrevolution that they're fighting
against. I thought I thought that was
kind of interesting, kind of cool. Uh
but what really killed it for me is that
none of the stakes really matter. Like
there's a guy who has an unccurable
illness and he only has weeks to live,
but then he's able to run around and do
parkour like nothing is wrong and then
he lives at the end anyways and it's
fine. Uh or how the good guys just
straight up commit a war crime to win
the day and they even acknowledge that
it's a war crime. Like they they falsely
surrender. That that's called perfitti
and that is a war crime and they
acknowledge it's a war crime but then
they do it anyways and that's just like
fine. That that that that was weird.
That was a weird detail to add there.
But, you know, there's just details like
that where it feels like they're trying
to tell us the stakes are really high,
but they never feel all that high. And I
I don't know. Look, Legend is fine. The
program. So, I just finished reading
this uh not that long ago. I'm going to
put a video out out on it in February.
Uh, part of me wants to say bad, part of
me wants to say fine, part of me wants
to say neat ideas.
I
I'm going to put it in neat ideas. I'll
I'll put it below The Chemical Garden
cuz basically the program, and just so
we're aware, I read the first two books
in the program, which is like the main
story. There are other books in it, but
those are all like spin-offs and
prequels, just just so we're aware. I
haven't read those yet. But the program
is about a world where a whole bunch of
teenagers just start committing suicide
in massive numbers and no one is quite
sure what's causing it. But in order to
treat it, they create something called
the program where if you seem suicidal
at all, they'll just straight up kidnap
you, take you off to uh an institution,
and no one knows what goes on while
you're there, but when you come out,
you're a completely different person.
And people are terrified of being sent
to the program, so they have to hide
their suicidal tendencies. And it's just
I don't know. It's it's not a great book
series. And again, I'll get into that
more next month, so I don't want to say
everything here, but it does have some
neat ideas. Like it the program is
horrible. And the way that they surveil
and treat kids is horrible. And the
story admits this and the characters in
the story admit this. But at the same
time, they just come right out and say,
"Well, hey, if people's kids are dying
and they will do pretty much anything to
protect their kids, like even if it's
hurting them in the short term, they are
convinced that they're doing the right
thing in the wrong in the long term. Uh,
and so they are not going to stop just
because you ask them to." And I I
thought that was neat, you know, like it
it shows how moral panics are always
predicated on the idea of like, "Oh,
think of the children." like it's it's
telling people your kids are in danger
and then the thinking part of their
brain shuts down and they are willing to
go along with a lot of horrible [ __ ]
you know? I thought that was
interesting. Uh I did actually like the
main romance between the two leads. So
yeah, like you know, here I'll I'll put
it ahead of Wither or excuse me, I'll
put it ahead of The Chemical Garden. Uh,
and because I like the romance between
the two leads and um, yeah, it had a
couple of moments that actually hit
pretty hard for me. But overall, it's
just it it's not really anything all
that special. Blood Red Road. Um, I'm
going to put that in pretty good, but
I'm going to put it at the bottom of
pretty good. Uh, this one is similar to
Enclave in that it's not really about
overthrowing a dystopian evil
government. It's about the apocalypse.
Like this is a long long time, hundreds
of years after the world was destroyed.
And I don't think we actually learn how
the world was destroyed. I I I think
it's hinted that maybe it was a nuclear
war, but we never actually find out for
certain. But it is after the apocalypse.
Main character girl lives on an isolated
farmstead way out in the middle of
nowhere uh with her family. One day,
some strange men show up. They kill her
dad and they kidnap her older brother.
So, she goes off to save her older
brother. [clears throat] It's a very
simple story, or at least the setup for
the story is very simple, but also very
good. Like, you immediately want to know
what's going on and why these people
took her brother and who they are, but
you also want her to go and save her
brother. So, yeah, it's it's a great
setup for a story. And then as it goes
on, uh the characters are all likable
enough. The story is moving at a good
clip. It's not too slow. It's not too
fast. The action scenes are for the most
part pretty good. There's just one
sequence in the first book where they
tell us that the main character girl is
like the greatest hand-to-hand combatant
of all time, but that was never really
hinted at even before this point. So,
that was a little weird, but I I was
able to squint past that uh for a little
while. And then the climax happens and
it's really good. The problem is that
the sequels come and the sequels uh
range from like fine to bad and the
sequels are about overthrowing an evil
government which has mysteriously just
popped up in between books one and two
basically. Uh and that's not really
good. I I especially didn't like the way
they ultimately defeat the bad guy. I
thought that was very very stupid. I
will say that the actual ending was
pretty good though. Like it it was very
bittersweet but the ending was pretty
good. So overall, just Blood Red Road is
pretty good. Stung, uh, we're just
putting this one in goofy, and I'm
putting it below breathe because Stung,
um,
basically there were some killer bees
going around and then they made a
vaccine to protect you from the venom of
the killer bees, but then the vaccine
turned people into rage zombies, which
are just called beasts, and all of the
beasts have a matching tattoo on the
back of their hand. I know writers who
use subtext and they're all cowards.
>> Uh yeah, this book is uh not good. It is
very stupid in terms of the science.
It's very stupid in terms of the actual
world building cuz none of that makes
sense. Main character girl and her
romantic love interest guy are both uh
really boring and terrible. The only
thing I remember kind of liking about it
is that it does take place in the Denver
area, which is not far from where I
live.
And [snorts] I was like, "Okay, yeah,
that's that's kind of funny to to
imagine the world being destroyed and
then like an hour's drive from where I'm
sitting, I can just look and see all
this going on." That that was kind of
amusing. That's why I'm putting it in
goofy because yeah, like it is bad, but
it's bad in a funny way. The Immortal
Rules, I'm going to say this one is
fine. I'll put it uh Yeah, I'll put it
right ahead of Shatter Me. So, The
Immortal Rules is the first book in the
Blood of Eden series. And I'm including
the whole trilogy here. Uh, the world
ended and now vampires rule over what's
left of humanity and then main character
girl gets turned into a vampire and then
she uh really doesn't want to be a
vampire, but she just kind of has to
learn to work with it and then she goes
off to save what's left of the world.
This one has a couple of really major
problems. Like I I feel like it could
have been pretty good because again
there there's some good stuff in there.
The villains are appropriately
despicable. I especially like the main
villain who is just kind of crazy and
evil. Like he has no sympathetic
qualities or anything. It's not like he
has uh good intentions, but he's going
about them the wrong way or anything.
He's just evil. I kind of appreciated
that. Uh, and there's other stuff in
there that is kind of fun, but I mean
overall,
uh, a big problem is that number one,
it's way too centered on the protagonist
in terms of morality. Like there there's
a whole, uh, character arc later on
where one of her friends, who she knew
before she got turned into a vampire,
uh, starts working for the vampires and
she's like, "How dare you work for the
vampires? Don't you know vampires are
evil? Except me, of course, and the the
vampires that I personally know and like
and I'm willing to work with. They're
fine, but you're evil for even thinking
of working with the other vampires. And
it's just it's really hypocritical and
no one ever points that out to her. And
on top of that, it has the same problem
that Legend had where it brings up
really high stakes for a couple of
things, but then it never treats the
story in such a way where it feels like
those stakes are real and like yeah,
[ __ ] could really get that bad. So, it
just eh I don't know. It It was all
right. like it was kind of difficult to
get through the last book especially
because the last book you can tell the
author had kind of run out of story and
so in order to pad the page count and
hit her uh limit she just made the
action scenes last a really really long
time and they just they just drag.
All right, so Sanctum is the first book
in the Guards of the Shadowland series.
I'm going to put that right at the top
of pretty good. Like again, if it was
just the first book, I would put it in
masterpiece, but the sequels are several
steps below. So, it's about a teenage
girl who attempted suicide at one point,
but she lived. And uh when she attempted
suicide, she actually saw a glimpse into
the afterlife, and she knows that when
you kill yourself, you go to hell. Uh
and so that is her motivation to not
kill herself after that. She's like,
"Okay, if that's where I'm going to wind
up, I may as well just keep living this
life thing." Uh, but then her best
friend actually does kill herself and
she winds up going into the afterlife to
try and rescue her from her fate. And
the first book is really good cuz
there's some interesting stuff about
this world where they go to. They call
it the dark city. It's actually just one
of many afterles. And it's not hell per
se, but it's just where people wind up
when they kill themselves. And they
actually have some interesting
explanations as to why that is. And then
book two comes along and they leave the
dark city, which was like the most
interesting part of the book. And
they're just back on Earth for a while.
And then they go to book three and they
uh leave Earth again and they go to a
different afterlife, which is like this
demon realm, which is really really
cool. Uh but then they kind of defeat
the bad guys like halfway through the
final book. So they have the book just
has to scramble and come up with new
villains to fill the rest of the time.
And by the end of it, I was really just
begging for it to be over. So that's why
more than anything why this book isn't
in the masterpiece tier, but it is
pretty close at times. I also just need
to point out that the the story at least
in broadstrokes of Guards of the
Shadowlands might sound really really
familiar to some of you because you see
it's about a teenage protagonist who can
see and is aware of the afterlife even
though most people can't. One day uh one
of the protagonist loved ones gets taken
away to that afterlife to meet some sort
of horrible fate. So the main character
has to go in and rescue them. And they
manage to rescue them, but then they
have to go back to Earth because some
demon creatures are attacking. So the
main character along with some of the
allies they made in the afterlife have
to fight these demon creatures while
also going to high school and pretending
to be regular teenagers. Then these
demon creatures take a different one of
the main character's loved ones to a
different part of the afterlife, which
just so happens to be a giant desert
wasteland where everybody lives under a
big dome and then main character has to
go in and rescue them.
This is bleach.
Like I I think I just barely started the
third book when I thought to myself,
"This is basically just bleach." And
then I thought about it some more and I
was like, "Oh yeah, that that is just
straight up bleach.
which is, you know, very funny. It It's
I'm not saying it's a ripoff. I think
it's different enough that it still
feels like its own thing, but the broad
strokes of the story are exactly the
same. And that was very strange. The
Darkest Minds. All right. So, I read the
first two books in The Darkest Minds,
and I just never got around to reading
the rest. Like, I remember I liked the
first book pretty well, and I think the
movie is not half bad either. I actually
think the movie is a step up from the
book. Uh, and I thought the second book
was fine, but I honestly don't remember
that much about it. Uh,
yeah. I I guess I didn't even finish it,
so I I guess I would have to put that
below Shatter Me, but I'll put it ahead
of Cruel and Escape to Eden because if
nothing else, I thought the main
character of The Darkest Minds was
pretty smart. Like, she was a sharp cook
or yeah, sharp cookie. Uh, she was a
very sharp, quick-witted girl. Uh, she
didn't do anything that was especially
stupid to get herself or her friends in
trouble. And I I liked that enough, but
other than that, I I can't say a whole
lot about The Darkest Minds. Like I I
remember I wanted to cover it at some
point, but it just it just never
happened, you know? And and I read the
second book and didn't have a whole lot
of interest in continuing. So, it's just
maybe one day, but not today. Dread
Nation. I straight up forgot this book
existed until I uh was going over stuff
I've read for this list. I'm going to
put it in bad. I'll put it ahead of
matched because I do at least remember a
couple of things that happened in there,
but it's below divergent. Uh so the
setup for the story is really cool
because it was uh right after I believe
the GA battle of Gettysburg. uh zombies
just appear all over America like the
dead start rising and so the Civil War
basically gets put on hold and everyone
is stuck fighting the zombies and main
character girl is well she's half black
but in America at that time being half
black just meant you're just black like
you get you go to school with other
black kids you don't go to school with
white kids and stuff like that and uh
she especially uh winds up going to I
believe a special school where they
train them to fight zombies, but they're
really just viewed as expendable. Like
all the black and Indian kids are just
put in schools and then they sort of
throw them at the zombies. Uh, which I
thought was interesting. Like there
there's some commentary on racism there
and I thought the zombie action was
okay, but there's a really weird twist
about the identity of the protagonist's
mom and I or excuse me, both of her
parents rather and that was um I don't
know. I just I I thought that was a
little too dumb. And I never read the
sequels. So, I I don't know. I remember
a couple of things in that book being
kind of good. That's why I'm putting it
ahead of Matched, but there's just not
that much to say about it really. The
Selection, we're going to put that in
unsalvageable. That's below the testing,
but ahead of uh Save the Pearls. Now, I
only read the first book, but I it's a
there. a reality show where main
character girl tries to marry the prince
of her country. It's like the
Bachelorette or excuse me, the Bachelor,
I should say. I I don't know. I've never
watched either of those shows, but it's
like The Bachelor except she gets to be
a princess afterwards. And I don't know,
my main thing was just that uh main
character girl was clearly not in love
with the prince. She had uh her other
boyfriend on the side, but
she just really didn't have a problem
with the entire uh government being evil
and oppressive towards its people. Like
she was just kind of okay with that.
That that's the main thing I remember
about that book. But yeah,
unsalvageable. Let's move on. The Young
World. Uh I'll put that in pretty good.
I'll put that I'll put that behind
partials but ahead of Enclave in the
pretty good category. So, one thing
about The Young World is that it was
written by Chris Whites, who has been a
writer and director in Hollywood for a
long time. Like, he wrote and directed
the first couple of American Pie movies.
Uh, he directed one of the Twilight
movies. He directed the Golden Compass
movie. And I I I know The Golden Compass
movie isn't super highly regarded, but
the point is, uh, he's done a lot of
stuff other than being an author. And I
think that, at least as of the time of
this recording, I think that The Young
World is still the only actual book
series he's written. So that that just
needs to be kept in mind. Anyways, the
young world uh there's a virus that
killed everyone over the age of about
18. Like basically puberty protects them
because they have all the hormones
raging through their body. But then once
they reach uh the end of it, like once
they reach 18ish, then the hormones
start calming down and then the virus
hits them and they die. And all the
younger kids died as well. And they also
can't get pregnant. So they realize
that, okay, yeah, the entire world is
going to end. Humanity is going to die
out. And life just sucks for them. And
in the first book, they go to find a
cure. And so they go on this long
difficult journey across uh
post-apocalyptic New York City. And I
thought that one was actually pretty
good. Uh but then the way it ends is
less good. And then books two and three
go in
some weird directions with it, which I
wasn't a big fan of. I mean, I'll give
it this. It's not about a rebellion
against some sort of oppressive regime
or government or anything. So, it is a
little different. Uh, I also did really
like how this one has a bunch of
characters telling the story from their
different first person POVs, but it
doesn't fall into the trap of having
them all speak exactly the same. Like,
they all talk very, very differently
from one another. They all have very,
very distinct voices. And I think that
that comes from Chris Whites's time
working in Hollywood. like he he
probably has a lot of experience getting
actors and characters to act differently
than others. So, I I'm willing to bet
that was a part of it. But also, uh all
of the chapters with different
characters are written in different
fonts, too. So, you can tell just from
looking at it. It's it's really really
neat. Uh I also thought that all of the
characters were not necessarily likable,
but they were all like characters, you
know? you know, they were all people who
had their own complexities and their own
flaws to them. H like I remember the
villain especially, I I liked him
because he's just a psychopath.
[snorts] Like there's a little bit more
to him than that, but overall he is just
psychotic. Like he's just evil. And I I
I liked seeing how evil he was and how
far he was willing to go with things. So
he was fun. Uh, like the the heroes as
well are like appropriately heroic. Like
they're scared and they have their own
flaws, but they are appropriately heroic
and I liked watching them save the day.
It it it was cool. Uh, other than the
ending, which was really, really bad. In
fact, you know what? Now that I'm
thinking about it, the ending is bad
enough. I'm going to move it
down
behind Enclave. It's still ahead of
Blood Red Road, but I'm going to move it
down behind Enclave because, man, The
Young World, the the ending It needed
some work. But, you know, I do hope
Chris Whites writes some more books
because he's he's got a talent for it.
Arklight. So, this one, the interesting
story with this one. I thought it was
only two books. So, I only read the
first two books and it wasn't until
after I read the last one that I found
out uh there was a third one. I I still
haven't read it. I'm probably never
going to. Uh I'll put that
in the bad category. I I'll put it
behind Divergent. It's ahead of Dread
Nation, but it's behind Divergent. And
uh my main problem with Arkite, so it's
after the apocalypse, there are these
creatures. They're called like shades or
something. I forget what they what
they're called exactly, but they light
hurts them. Uh so they only come out at
night. And the heroes live in as what as
far as they know is the only settlement
in the entire world. and it just has
these giant flood lights all around the
perimeter at all times to make sure that
the shades don't come in and tack them.
And we find out pretty early on that the
shades aren't any sort of magical
creature. It's like nano machines which
are vulnerable to sunlight for some
reason. And the nanom machines like
possess people and take over their
bodies and stuff. Whatever the point is,
main character girl has no recollection
of her life until a couple of months
before the story began when people just
found her outside the settlement by
herself and she doesn't know how she got
there or what was going on. And we find
out there's more to it than that later,
obviously. But that that's an
interesting setup if nothing else. And
the main problem with these books is
that there is no conflict at all until
like halfway through the second book.
And I don't mean that there's no
villain. I mean there's no conflict at
all. Like main character girl wants to
find out uh the secrets of her past and
she wants to cure her amnesia. Sure. But
uh other than that there there's no
conflict. There's no like obstacles in
her way to doing that. There's no
characters that are fighting against
each other in a physical or emotional
way. There's just no conflict at all.
Uh, and you know, part of me wants to
put this a little bit higher because if
nothing else, the climax of book two was
really, really good. But then I remember
it wasn't good enough to make me want to
try reading the last book and finishing
off the series. So, eh, we'll put it in
bad. Finally, there is The Fifth Wave.
Um, I'll put this one in bad as well.
I'll I'll put it below matched, but I do
remember what happened there, so I'm not
going to put it below the bane. The
fifth wave, aliens invade, destroy most
of the world. Main character girl is one
of the few survivors. Her brother gets
kidnapped by aliens, and then she goes
to try and save him. And I know that
sounds very similar to a lot of other
plots that we've gone over here, but The
Fifth Wave, it's done worse,
like in basically every way. And then
after book one, the story just
completely loses its mind and loses any
sort of coherence. Like, why did the
aliens invade? We don't know. What are
their actual plans? They're not trying
to extinguish humanity. They're not
trying to make us go extinct. They're
just messing with us maybe. I don't
know. Like they try to explain their
plan, but it doesn't make any sense. And
not in like a cosmic horror type of way
where the their minds are unknowable to
us, but just it doesn't make sense and
it's weird. Uh, and I thought the climax
of the series was okay. It was really
rushed, but I did think it was okay.
Other than that, I don't have anything
else to say. like I I have a like
twohour long video where I go over this
if you want to watch that, but I I got
nothing here right now. So, that's it.
That's all of the like dystopian young
adult uh books I read that came out and
were almost entirely just trying to cash
in on the Hunger Games success. And I
don't know what what do you guys think?
What What do you think about my
placements here? What What sort of
agreements and disagreements do you
have? I I normally don't ask questions
like that, but I'm I'm curious to see
what you think about that. And also, I
I'll probably continue reading these in
the future. I think a lot of them are
nostalgic. Uh I think a lot of them are
kind of fun, even when they're bad. Uh
stay tuned again next month. I'll be
reading the program or I've already read
the program, but I'll be talking about
it in a video next month. And uh I think
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