EFAP Mini - Catchin' up on EFAP #400 - The Eighth Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame!
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The EFAP 400 stream marks a significant milestone as the eighth anniversary of the podcast, bringing together hosts and long-time fans for a celebratory live session filled with community banter and personal anecdotes. Viewers shared stories of their deep engagement with the show, ranging from one listener catching up on four hundred episodes over nineteen months to others recalling attending past marathons or starting their journey in middle school. The conversation was driven by rapid community fundraising that forced host Theo to play the notoriously difficult *Lord of the Rings: Gollum*, a game whose aggressive AI and mechanics provided ample material for distress and humor. Throughout the stream, the hosts reflected on their production history, joking about discontinued formats and future changes to avoid burnout, while expressing profound gratitude to the audience for eight years of support and shared memes.
A substantial portion of the discussion focused on media criticism, pop culture debates, and the evolving landscape of storytelling across film, television, and video games. The hosts critiqued various franchises, noting the rushed finale of *Buffy the Vampire Slayer* while praising its character arcs, and debated the declining quality of *Rick and Morty* after its fifth season. They engaged in spirited arguments about whether video games constitute art, distinguishing between technical mastery and the intent to express meaning, while also addressing controversies surrounding AI usage in concept art for shows like *Supergirl*. The group analyzed box office statistics with a focus on inflation, discussed the challenges of modern female superhero storytelling, and compared the emotional depth of *Spider-Man: Brand New Day* against other titles, ultimately concluding that audiences should judge media based on enjoyment rather than moralizing about its creation process.
Beyond specific media critiques, the stream explored broader themes regarding industry trends, mythology ownership, and the nature of creativity in the digital age. The hosts discussed the consolidation of game studios around single franchises, the cancellation of ambitious projects like Visceral's unreleased *Star Wars* game, and Disney's handling of expanded universe lore. They also touched upon the philosophical implications of AI-generated content, suggesting that human intent remains crucial for a work to be considered art, even if classical definitions favor human-created pieces over machine outputs. Personal topics included reflections on hardware struggles with aging PCs, health discussions regarding weight loss supplements, and humorous observations about celebrity sightings and regional accents, all woven into a narrative that celebrated the community's resilience and shared passion.
As the celebration concluded, the segment addressed significant changes within the show's leadership, announcing that host Rags was stepping down from his primary role due to scheduling conflicts while remaining an active special guest and merchandise creator. This transition was framed as a lateral move rather than an exit, with plans for new commemorative items like plushies and limited edition collectibles launching in the near future. The hosts wrapped up the event by thanking specific chatters who shared personal stories of how the channel aided their studies or lives, and offered final well-wishes for the show's journey toward a decade-long milestone. The episode ended on a note of optimism, acknowledging that despite challenges like demonetization issues and changing audience expectations, the core mission of breaking down media and fostering genuine connection remains intact for the future.
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Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to
EAP 400 Super Chat Catchup parts
probably one, two, and three together.
We shall see. It depends how things go.
But for now, we'll just call it the the
Super Chat catchup for that. So, um
we're probably going to jump right in
cuz you guys sent a few messages, one or
two, maybe three. And uh why not why not
check them out? See what see what you
got to say. I'm I'm loathed to admit
there's not a first one relating to us
being late and gay. I guess that's
because I was on time.
>> Maybe even earlier. I don't remember. In
fact, it probably wasn't on time. I
think I was actually late.
>> But uh you know what? People were just
excited enough not to say that. Anyway,
the first one is actually give me the
makeshift efab underwear.
So, you know, got that that there's
potential there. I'm going have to check
that out at some point. maybe don't
don't want to lose those uh those um
that that potential revenue uh stream.
The EFAP underwear fans are, you know,
they're just waiting.
>> How do we decide who goes where on the
underwear?
>> H uh it could be a coin toss, I guess.
>> I guess so. Someone's going to be on a
dick for ever.
>> Someone's got to take that hit, you
know. Uh eab time brothers, gather the
toxic brood. and gather they did. Good
moral massives. Blessings be upon you.
Blessings and well, thank you. Ah, an
EABversary. Time to resume my
satisfactory game. I wonder how much
progress you made in the entirety of the
uh anniversary.
>> Where's the streams?
I mean, you got three of them, so yeah,
not bad.
>> You got it.
>> Also, l [ __ ] sty. The first supper cat
was mwa. this will this war ever end?
This combat, this misery?
>> Uh,
>> it's normally the last one, but if the
like we've expanded the fronts to
include the first one now
>> I mean I feel like that fight goes like
ends really quick, you know. Let's just
>> Yes, actually.
>> So, maybe that's that's actually
preferable. Uh, happy 8th anniversary to
EAB. Thank you for the massive streams
and memes. Cheers. Thank you.
>> Can we talk candidly now or can't we? We
talked candidly for many hours.
Uh, every EFAB should be 24 hours. Um,
they are in a way. It's just that the
remaining of the 24 is is just silent.
That's all. We're just sitting there
thinking about what we're going to say
next.
Uh, happy 8th anniversary, Fab Lads. One
day, God willing, we'll be able to say,
"I've been listening to EAB for 30
years." Oh my. Well, we've done eight
out of 30, right? So, it's a bit of
progress. Not bad.
Yeah.
>> 400 years of pausing every frame,
breaking down bad arguments of double
standards. I tell you, we don't lack
media literacy. Media literacy lacks us.
Oo,
how's that for an uplifting statement? I
like it. Happy 8th anniversary. Funny
story. I showed my girlfriend Andor and
after we finished Rogue One, she asked
me why Cassie brutally shot Wilman in
the back after their long friendship. I
was wheezing.
>> [snorts]
>> Well, you know,
it's an interesting story getting weaved
>> kind of similar, I guess.
[clears throat]
>> It is kind of a fascinating conclusion.
It's like, man, that show was amazing
and then like the ending was kind of a
bit weird,
[laughter]
you know, not fantastic.
>> Who is this about person? Why is she
made of cardboard? Why is she here?
>> Why is she so important now? [laughter]
I just finished season one of Buffy.
Really enjoyed it, but the last episode
was a bit rushed at the end. I didn't
find it that satisfying. Anyway, happy
happy eap crew. Love the show and your
own content too. May your fisom be ever
in your tutism. Hi, Rags.
>> Yeah, I mean uh that's probably fair. It
does kind of end abruptly. It's a half
season replacement.
>> It's not an amazing
>> Yeah, it's not.
>> It's all very matchixs and glue and just
trying to make something. That's uh but
there's potential and they do manage to
fix it up as time goes on.
Here they come and the crowd cannot
wait.
Let's get ready to rumble. Yeah. Well, I
mean, I don't know if we would work in
that kind of stadium as as a show, but
you know what? Maybe. Maybe someday.
Happy 8th, you massives and snee. Thank
you, Late and Gay. Late and massive.
There we are. We got it. I figured that
would come up.
Happy 400 long, guys. I'm ready for the
next 400. And they I think they were
saying that before they even had 400
completed yet. Crazy.
Um Tony again, Jaman of Toxic Brood. I
will find my only joy in EAP. I finally
caught up on EAPs 0 through 399 and all
Super Chat minis two days ago. It took
19.5 months, but I made it just in time
to catch 400 live. 24 hours. in 24
hours. It was I hope you uh are doing
well. Survived, I'm sure. Have another
Fiverr for that wet bread redemption
poster. Yeah, it's uh the good one in
the background.
Look at me blah blah blah. Oh, wait.
Wrong channel. How did you make that
mistake? Bionicle fact of the week. The
word bionicle is short for biological
and chron chronicle, right? So, bionical
biological chron chronicle biological
chronicle or something. Yes.
>> Also, do you have any examples of
stories and arcs that start off terrible
but end great?
H
>> start off terrible but end great. Well,
[laughter]
dare I say, Buffy,
>> is that is that a copout answer? Cuz
it's like it's too broad. It's like what
what arc are you talking about? It's
like I don't know all of it.
>> Just
>> is it terrible at the beginning?
>> I thought it was just not very good. Not
that I've seen.
>> Hence why it's a bit of a harder one to
uh to even pick. Anyway, on that front,
problem is terrible to great is a very
unusual trajectory. Usually things end
up as good to great or great to [ __ ] or,
you know, good to great to [ __ ] Is
rather something goes from terrible to
great. Um, I think we should be safe for
spoilers, but Frankie, could I could you
say I think Grace, right, Connor?
>> Oh, that's Yeah, that that I think I
think that as a specific arc works
>> cuz it Yeah, it starts out horrible.
It's horrible for a long time and then
they do fix it up in the latter parts
and it does get to a point of being
quite meaningful.
Well, that might be the the choice. If
you know, you know.
Um,
sorry fellas. I need to finish my job at
donors and then I will join. Greetings
from Bulgaria. Uh, Rags knows we exist.
Oh, well, there you go. Gorgeousish.
This one just has a smiley face. I
appreciate that. Happy anniversary,
Mhler Rags, Fringy Platoon, and the
toxic brood. A shilling for EAB 400 and
many more to come. Of course, and many
more will come. This this got they got a
cheers emoji as well. Happy 8 year
anniversary. I've been following you
guys since the beginning. Thanks
tearing into DS2 series. Yeah, those are
all like the prequel things that that
lead into EAP existing. It's a it's kind
of you you got to trace the whole story.
You know, it's a it's a long lineage
cuz that's the thing about like I saw a
discussion about how um I'm the only one
of the old god in the sort of main set
of hosts and it's like you know Fring
was on episode zero [laughter] so like
and he was uh he was on podcast episodes
with Wolf and Rags before you even
happened. So, I'd say he's relatively
old guard, you could say.
>> Sorry. Yeah.
>> Uh, they're late. And Jay, cuz Gary's on
the stream. Gary was not even on the
stream yet. No, but he did come in
later. You know what rhymes with eight?
It's hate. Happy 8 years of hating on
the bad art and bad YouTubers. Well,
thank you. We can pause candidly now. No
more eluding my frames. Congrats on 8
years, lads. Here's to making it to the
full 10 and beyond. Also, high rags.
Hope you're doing well. Beyond 10 years,
who knows? But we'll give it our best
shot. Played the Dusk Bloods beta. What
a massive disappointment from soft uh
sorry, From Soft has become AAA slop.
More Night Rain garbage. Yeah, I never
played Night Rain. I I don't feel like
uh with how people reacted to it that it
was worthwhile even. Nobody talks about
it either.
Um I just like to say one thing to
everyone. Thank you for everything.
You've genuinely brought more happiness
to my life over the years. Cheers. Oh,
thanks for letting us know. And cheers
indeed.
Happy 400, bros. Opening with a banger
meme, I see. I hope to see as much as
possible this year, though I might take
a break to finish Halo 3. Here's to
another year. Also, high rags. We
imagine that many of the people
listening were playing video games at
the same time. or maybe, you know,
building a wall or um constructing a
table or stacking some shelves in your
average uh retail area. I I it would
probably be a really interesting montage
of of seeing what people are up to while
listening to the EAB podcast, you know,
but you're all out there doing all kinds
of wacky things. You know what I'm
talking about.
At least Teletubbies believe [laughter]
At least the Teletubbies believe in what
they [ __ ] stand for.
He's so That was back when he still had
a bit of a clout.
>> Yeah,
>> that little tight line.
>> A little bit of the uh the truth
slipping out by his [ __ ]
unhingedness.
>> Um [sighs]
then the chat it had between Muller and
Theory. The war arc began kicked down
Spart
extra credits dreiness. We then saw a
reviewer who said that the Gamecube was
well that would be the [ __ ] cube, right?
Um unless someone else I think we've
only covered one person reviewing the
Gamecube. Um then we'll rant and nitpick
like true Welshman critics.
What's this? I'm the only Welshman here.
We'll rant and nitpick over every stream
until we use logic in the restaurant of
Trungos. Not quite possible anymore
unless we build it ourselves. To toast
to 10 years of objectivity,
of course. If we don't get at least six
hours of that Keemstar Orbiter Nick
Oreo, I quit. I think we did get six
hours uh at least of him. Who's uh he
was kind of, you know, delirious at the
end, but um definitely got him for a
bunch of stuff. We we forced him through
all of HighTop, right? I think.
>> Yes.
>> Poor fella. Thanks for another great
year of entertainment. The show gets
better and better. Hi, Rags. Oh, well,
thank you. Appreciate it. and uh another
high rags after that. My first EFAB was
287 in June of 2024. I finally caught up
with everything earlier this month. It's
strange not having your wittering as the
constant background of my life. Well, I
guess it's time for a rewatch, huh? You
got to go back through. You got to make
sure you're up to date with all the
story lines and stuff.
Uh Rags, you should know better. I want
to speak to your manager.
Oh, I think this because Rags just
randomly mentioned that um he did work
for the quartering at one point, which
he had mentioned before. Like it's it's
not like a hidden piece of law, but I
think because of recent context,
everyone was like, "Wait, what?
>> EAB forever.
100,000 years of
>> EAB."
>> 100 years. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that
apparently some of these newer Rick and
Morty episodes aren't bad, but I'm
always very uh
>> skeptical. You know, I can't
>> I kind of check them out at all.
Basically, I think I've seen all of
season 1 to three loads of times, bits
of season 4 once.
>> I think I started season 5 and that was
it. And so, I've not seen anything
beyond that with no temptation to go
back.
That lines up pretty closely with mine
cuz uh season five was what killed it
for me even though it had the decoys
episode which is one of my favorites but
that was like the last great episode of
Rick and Morty IMO. Shortly after that
was the the sperm one which was like
notably dog [ __ ] [laughter] like like
the first truly bad Rick and Morty
episode and then the rest of them
>> were very frustrating. So,
unfortunately, I I think I think I could
even accept I'm sure that there probably
are a collection of better episodes that
would have been released after that, but
it's a bit of a it's like you kind of my
trust was broken in that show and I uh I
don't know that I I'm willing to invest
the time. I'm not sure I need to think
it through.
Yeah. I I don't know. I don't know what
it would require for me to go and
revisit. probably someone I very much
trust or maybe a few of them saying you
got you got to see it, you got to see
it. It's just so gosh darn good and like
okay maybe
>> it's simply hard to believe and I don't
think anyone can blame anybody for that.
Um truly an excellent opening noobs be
proud. That's all thanks go to the uh
the lads who created each of the from
from all streams.
>> Really [snorts]
fantastic. Uh fantastic. I mean, I
always love seeing like animations, but
the fact that we got animations in
various, you know, modes.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, like including stop motion
animation.
>> Just the amount of time and effort and
care that would have went into crafting
that is is really awesome. And that is
it's just super cool.
>> No, so much creativity in those. And uh
just the way that the the spread of
multimedia keeps surprising you the more
it goes on. And then um it almost felt
like Joe Danger um was like a throwback
to more classic EAP memes while the the
Teletubbies was obviously just like holy
[ __ ]
[laughter]
>> You're taking this little thing from
what was it? EAP MIDI as well. It wasn't
even the mainline episode.
>> Um I I like I said I remember it, but I
could be wrong. I have no idea honestly
cuz we've had a few
times of speaking about stuff like that,
you know. So, makes it makes sense.
>> Um, thank you for another year of great
year of premium content. Can't wait for
the doomsday coverage in December and
Ahsoka season 2 on EAP TV. Yeah, all of
it's on the way. It's uh [laughter]
>> world briefly, right, where the SOA
would have over overlapped with those
cuz it got delayed. I remember when I
was trying to plan out the rest of my
year, there was a brief time when it was
going to be Doomsday, Rings of Power and
Ahsoka. I think it was going to be all
three in basically the same time
>> on GTA.
>> But thankfully, it's the one good and
[ __ ] GTA. The one nice thing Dave
Fona has ever done for me in my life is
delaying [clears throat]
season 2.
>> That is nice of him. Though I do find it
funny that Rings of Power, they're
probably like, "Well, GTA is like a
video game, so we don't like directly
compete against that, so we could just
like release our show right next to it."
I [laughter] It's very rude of them as
well to four episodes right at the
start. But like that is a that is a
misplaced confidence, I would say. The
idea of like, well, it's a video game,
so we don't need to worry about it. It's
like, dude, everything should move out
of the way probably if they're smart.
>> Uh, happy anniversary. Thank you guys
for all your hard work. I found this
channel with The Last Jedi video. Then
the algorithm sent me to Fnt. Your
streams and long videos make the 12-hour
shifts go by quicker. Hail to 400 more
and keep being long. Honestly, since the
beginning of of EAB, I've always liked
the idea that we can help out on that
front as a a media podcast that one
offers the chance for because you'll
find a lot of different podcasts that go
into movies, they'll do like a half hour
segment on being like, what did you
broadly like about film? What did you
not whereas we were like, all right,
we're just going to do like every scene
and just talk about it. um kind of you
know I wouldn't it wouldn't be an alien
concept doing it with some of my friends
over the days but simultaneously then
trying to drift into some meta could be
box office could be different things
people have said about it or you know
what it represents where it's from and
stuff and you end up being like wait
that's like 8 hours it's like which is
handy for people who are very long and
uh you can call it monotonous jobs which
uh is what I had a couple of times and
there's a lot of podcasts help me out at
the time so I was like that would be a a
very cool bonus um you know among other
things to to hear that he can sort out
for people.
>> Um,
>> it is weird being on them though cuz I I
think it might have been around the time
when I like first appeared on evap the
rings of power stuff. So it's like two
or three back toback that were really
long and I had another one. It's like
more of an interview one where I was on
and it had been going for an hour and
the guy wrapped it up. I was like but
that I've only just got started where in
the remaining four hours I've got so
much more to say. It's uh it's unusual
to go from a default length podcast to
any other podcast. You just think that's
just kind of that was just the intro,
but never mind.
>> Um, wow. I cannot believe it's been 8
years from the Dawn Last of Us Rings of
Powerage. I'm honored to have been here
since episode 2. Congrats, uh, guys, and
here is to a great anniversary. Well,
hopefully it was. Um,
>> yeah,
>> last few years have been difficult, but
the time spent in your company have been
a bomb. Thanks for another year of
insight and silliness. also high ranks.
Well, thank you very much. Glad we can
act as a bomb. I paused my 15th Boogie
Doc EFAP rewatch for this and I know
that's true because it is like the most
rewatched even more so the the most
watched in total is still uh Rise of
Skywalker, but to be fair that came out
in 2019. Um
>> it'll be hard for anything to beat that.
But the one that always tops it is, and
I think it's part two of the uh Darth
Boogie, the wide. So the basically the
full Cancer arc is all that one that
gets rewatched the most by EAP fans.
>> I so enjoy that name.
>> That was your name. That was that was uh
>> I think so. Yeah,
>> cuz I wasn't sure what to call it.
[laughter]
We may end up using that Dave again.
>> Wise wide. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Uh, holy 400 Batman. I know, right? As I
type this, 3,64
people watching and rising. The people
crave the long and anyone who says
otherwise is shorter than wet bread. Oh
my god. Happy anniversary, lads.
Appreciate you all massively. And hello,
Rags. Well, thank you very much.
Criticism of the day. Congratulations.
That doesn't sound like criticism at
all,
>> but thank you.
>> Congratulations of the day.
>> You get to keep the same acronym.
I was there Gandalf 3,000 years ago when
they watched the first Jared video and
we may just have done another.
I enjoyed watching him review the Stinky
Cheese Man book.
That's where he I think found his
stride. That's where he should be, you
know.
>> Well, compared compared to screaming so
loud that the microphone
I don't even know that you could say
that it peaked. That was something else.
>> That was something else. It was not
ready, but reviewing children's books
that he still enjoys while wearing a
funny hat. That's You can tell he was
happy and that's where he needs to be.
Um, you guys have a lot of memes for
people of long. I mean, maybe not. I
don't know. But I have a USB stick
that's also a gun.
>> The panic. The quiet panic when he said
it because he knew how bad it sounded.
I've been watching EAB for 30 years. Me
in 2048. Well, I think if we are
[laughter] streaming an episode on year
30, we will get a thousand [ __ ]
messages that say that.
[laughter]
>> Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
>> Happy 400 massives. Here's to a lot of
money for a person of color. Or is it
not? I don't know. Oh, you guys sent the
both. Do you know what? That was right.
I I choose to believe you did that
separately. Yes, you did. I feel again
it is worth acknowledging that he knew
he [ __ ] up and he tried to salvage it
as best he could by pointing cuz this
was back when again he still had
something to uh
>> to lose.
>> To lose. Yeah.
Love you guys. Well, thank you very
much. Kick Jay. We can't kick Jay. Jay
is not kickable currently but maybe in
future. Eight years of EAP. I hope Lcow
lives uh LCAL live. Sorry, lasts eight
years.
I don't [laughter] I hope it ends so
that Boogie is under pressure again.
That's what I
>> I I want to see Boogie have to like try
to do something with his YouTube channel
>> back to doing videos talking like this
is my rambling series, my vlogging
series. I need him to go back to that
and talk about how
>> he's done one like one little thing, one
small thing and it's just radically
transformed his world view and he's
fixed. is one of my favorite boogie
things from, you know, a few years ago
was him just trying to shortcut having a
character arc.
>> It's actually
>> I did this one thing. I'm fix now. So,
everybody like me now and give me money.
>> I'll have a clip in the selection where
he says that he's um like it shouldn't
be some kind of revelation that he's a
liar. That's that's who he is. And then
Keemstar says, "I thought you had your
stupid mushroom trip where you decided
you were a good person now."
>> [laughter]
>> And I was like, "Oh,
>> yeah,
>> man."
>> No, man. I'm glad he remembered because
that was hilarious. And the best part
was um it it was a it was kind of a
two-parter because after the first one,
it was this sort of profound awakening
and then the second one he did that
video where he was crying about how
horrible he was.
>> Yeah. Um, [laughter] just that that's
that's like my favorite kind of boogie
content is is him essentially trying all
of the different strategies to see how
he can manipulate people and failing and
essentially not benefiting from it.
That's that's what I need. So, no, I I
hope uh I do hope that show comes to an
end so that he's forced to go back to
his YouTube channel.
Uh, since EAP started, I got my first
job, got married, moved away from home,
and cried about uh, world being gone at
least 100 times. Wald being gone. I
don't if there's a um, spelling mistake
there or not, but we we get a lot of
people telling us just how much they've
done over the course of time since EAB
zero. And it's it's no longer really in
the capacity of being shocking anymore
because eight years is a long time. A
lot of stuff happens in eight years.
>> Exactly. Because because you think,
"Wow, that's a lot." And then you go,
"Well, it's a decade."
>> Yeah.
>> So close to it. So, you know,
>> I guess it makes sense.
>> I mean, what's the Tony Robbins? People
overestimate what they can do in a year,
but underestimate what they can do in 10
or something like that. That has some
bearing on this.
>> Yeah, we could [clears throat]
>> uh
No, I don't [laughter] think so.
>> Just just No. No. Actually, no. Not
possible.
>> I think outright, right? You have to be
born in the United States to be the
president of
>> No. Yeah. All three of us are actually
ineligible permanently. But
>> that's right.
>> You're in spirit. In spirit will be the
president. As an American, I call it
mini golf. Putt putt is the name of a
cat who doesn't use a litter box and
instead saves it for when you're holding
him.
>> This was a conversation we had at some
point, I recall, where um
>> which just mini golf is a way better
name than putt putt.
>> Well, it's it's just perfectly
descriptive. It is golf but miniature.
>> Yeah.
>> Whereas putt putt, I don't know what
that means. What is a putt? What what is
what does putt mean? Is that a verb?
>> Putt is a it's a golfing maneuver. You
putt on, don't you?
>> Well, you get the putter as well.
>> Yeah.
>> So, why is it why is it twice?
>> Cuz it's all you do and they want to
emphasize the fact. You could try using
a driver in a mini golf range, but I
don't think it would go very well.
>> You know what? I wonder if there's an
issue there where you have a name that
involves terminology that somebody might
not even be familiar with in as opposed
to
>> if you know anything about golf you'll
know about the putter and to putt but
>> um my but what comes first knowing about
putting or knowing about golfing
>> golf I think it's like table tennis and
whiffw table tennis is much more useful
because it's descriptive and whiff is
not
>> I advocate for for the name mini golf
but I would say It to me this might be a
result of like is is mini golf like the
description of the activity while putt
putt is like a franchise
>> maybe because but but that's an
interesting case of um I feel like that
is more so a a thing of American
English compared to it's like when they
call it a Kleenex it's like it's a
tissue is what it is Kleenex is a brand
or jello it's like well jello is a brand
gelatin jelly
is the actual
>> thing.
>> I googled it. Part Put is in fact a
registered trademark and brand name. It
is owned and franchised by the part fund
center.
>> I prefer to avoid referring to an
activity or a product by a brand name if
I can. I prefer not to fall for the
marketing.
>> Oh. Um,
uh, my sister visited, we we watched
something that I can't yet reference,
but we will in time be able to, uh, for
for for legal reasons. But I don't Well,
that sounds way worse than it's it's
funny reasons is what I'm saying. Don't
worry about it. But like the um, we we
were drunk enough, but um, we still
wanted to pick up um, some some extra.
She wanted more wine. I was like, "Oh,
well, the store is still open, so we can
go in." And I was just walking around
grabbing some stuff and I noted like I I
just randomly entered the aisle that has
bleach in it and I was just like, "Um,
oh yeah, [ __ ] I think I actually did
run out of bleach." And I was like,
"Okay, I'll just pop one in." I scanned
um uh Jack Daniels and of course it was
it was like it was like half 11 so
there's nobody around except the dude on
the on the thing and he was like, "Yeah,
let me clear it." And then I scanned the
bleach and of course that the the Jack
Daniels like you got to clear this to
make sure you're 18. But the bleach was
fine. And I just like I asked him, I was
like, "How come there's not an age
restriction on bleach?" And he was like,
"Um,
I guess I guess they just don't expect
people to drink bleach." [laughter]
>> You know, I think that's a reasonable
expectation, but uh but unfortunately
with each passing year, I guess that's
less of a reasonable expectation.
>> I was just thinking about it. Would I
think there should be an age restriction
on Bleach or not? It's like I don't
know.
put age restrictions on um Prit stick
>> is it
>> yeah well they I don't know if it was
like just localized to my area but at
one point they were age restricting
prestige for like you had to be 16 or
over because people were sniffing all
the glue and getting high in school you
wouldn't expect people to do that but
they do so you know people will find
interesting ways to [ __ ] around with any
nondescript household product
>> if enough people did drink bleach and
died then they probably would just put a
but not enough have yet so they're like
well
>> well Yeah, cuz if you started applying
it to that, I mean, there would be a
substantial number of things you can buy
at the shops that are just normal
everyday household products like that
you would have to restrict if that was
the way that it worked. It's like, yeah,
but what if somebody was like stupid and
decided to consume it even though they
shouldn't? It's like, well, what if
somebody decides to consume like shaving
cream? They just decide that they want
to eat that, you know?
>> Like that sounds like a TikTok.
>> Surprise eggs. They introduced like they
got rid of the little plastic containers
capsules from inside Kinder Surprise
eggs because a child ate one and choked
on it and so no one else was allowed to
have fun.
>> Although the whole point of Kinder
Surprise was that there's a surprise in
the egg.
>> Yeah, Idiot [ __ ] child. You're
supposed to eat the in part, not the out
part. But [laughter] um No. Yeah, that's
a Tik Tok trend of like how much bleach
can you drink before you pass out and
then other household items. you're just
some stupid name.
>> You know, it is very funny. There's the
sort of traditional kind of advice of
like don't trust any everything you see
on the internet. It's like yeah, yeah,
yeah, but there's actually a lot of
really useful stuff that you can learn
on the internet. However, that advice is
still also true very much so because
people just believe like things
>> that they they see on the internet like
yeah, you could just like do that and
then there'll be no problems or even you
can do that and it'll be healthy. It's
like who who are you listening to? I do
I do enjoy like this sort of thing where
people people have a lot of people have
this massive skepticism for any sort of
institutional like organized thing, but
then they'll just believe some random
loser on the internet like wholesale for
some something that they have no idea
what it is.
>> Trust complicated or something.
>> Your parents were right when they said
don't trust everything you read on the
internet. But also, they were kind of
wrong. But they were kind of right, too.
As as with many bits of advice and as
with many normal bits of advice about
navigating the world,
>> like don't trust everything you read,
but also don't trust everything you
hear, but also don't trust this very
piece of advice you've been given right
now fully. And you're like, "Okay, so
what am I supposed to do?" And you're
like, "That's my ass kind of life, isn't
it? Who knows what you're supposed to
do? Figure it out."
Um,
thanks for all the laughs, boys. It's so
interesting watching entertainment
change over the last eight years. Enjoy
you all more than what's going on in
theaters now.
>> Yeah, I mean, you know, evidenced by box
office results. It's just that people
moved away from
>> uh the cinema quite largely in the
course of that eight years.
>> And that be said, it hasn't 2026 been
like the biggest year for movies since
2019?
>> Well, hands moved away.
>> 2026, rather. Oh, and they came back.
They came back for Spider-Man. Brand New
Day.
>> Came back for the Odyssey, too. Cinema
is alive and well, as we discover Mario
Galaxy Toy Story 5. Yeah, Mario Galaxy.
It's It's funny because every year
that's the best year for the box office
is like a notably horrible year. 2019
was a really bad year. Um, and I know
that people would say, "Yeah, but what
about like all those Oscar movies like
Marriage Story and stuff?" I was like,
"Yeah, sure." But that was the year of I
think Disney had like eight of the 10
highest grossing movies of the year and
they were all sequels or remakes. Um,
>> which year was remake?
>> 2019 2019 they made four live action
remakes. They made Lion King, they made
Aladdin, they made
>> Maleficent 2 and um, and I'm pretty sure
Dumbo as well. And I think The Lady in
the [ __ ] also got released on Disney
Plus. That's what I'm And all and all of
these films were very successful pretty
except for like Dumbo, but you know all
of them were making like a billion
dollars. It was the year the endgame
which is a horrible movie made like $2.5
billion. Frozen 2. It was it was all
sorts of like a lot of a lot of what
we've been dealing with for the last
essentially 8 years kind of coinciding
with EFAP is a consequence of 2019. um
and and what was learned essentially
about what was profitable when it comes
to making movies. And so uh I think that
this year might also be the same thing
and that front and I don't think it's a
good thing whatever lessons are learned.
Get your wet bread and cupcakes ready.
Happy 8th anniversary, long lads. Thank
you for all the discussion, the tisms,
the good rat, the lock balls, the
tipples and cherry. Good fortune to you
all. Well, thank you very much.
>> Oh, thanks.
Loved how in Titanic the architecture
and scenery was bright, colorful,
luxurious, and wonderfilled. Seems major
films now want to convince us that
before we were born everything was smog,
gray or poop brown.
There's um you like the one that shocks
me uh even though it shouldn't is just
the insane adherence to the murky brown
hyper long landscape that they put uh
all the superheroes stuff in. Like being
>> Yeah. Why are they always in flat? It's
insane to me that the most expensive
film possibly ever made is like look at
our climax gonna have Doom and the
Sentinels versus every hero you've ever
imagined in, you know, Sludge Land.
You're like, what? Why?
>> Only 15 years ago, it's like in the
middle of New York. It's like, yeah, of
course, because that's a way more
dynamic space for a for a final battle
to take place.
>> You do lots of cool stuff with that as a
landscape. But, uh, yeah, it's it's
easier it's easier to deal with, I
guess, if you just put them in a big
field. less stuff to worry about. You
can just CGI like everything to solve
your problems
>> instead of having to, you know, really
really really think it through.
>> No, it's it's um yeah, it's a bit
unfortunate. The uh whatever the style
will be of the 2020s, I don't think it's
one that anybody's going to be looking
back on particularly fondly.
Since this will be read on the EFAB
catchup of the 31st of February 2028,
well, we were a little bit earlier than
that. um opinions on pineapple on pizza
and why the western world doesn't like
it.
>> It seems to be like a 50/50 for the
Western world, if you will. Every person
you ask, you don't know what kind of
result you get.
>> Can't speak to everybody, but for me,
it's uh it's it's just a classic
conflict in my mouth of both. It's the
wrong texture combination and then it's
the wrong taste combination.
>> I um Yep.
>> So, both hit at the same time and they
just they put me right off wanting to
eat that. It's like that's not what
you're supposed to do with that. But
that is quintessentially a taste thing.
If you don't have those reactions and
you do enjoy it, then there you go. It
works. Food is like that. I suppose
>> I one of my dirty secrets actually is I
quite like pineapple on pizza. I just
don't admit to it very often. [laughter]
>> I still think that's way more defensible
than saying you hate onions. Like the
just in all forms.
>> No, of course. Of course it is. Onions
are just you have no idea how much
onions are a part of the food that you
eat. Meanwhile, pineapple is quite an
unusual food to encounter.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm eapping. Eapping so hard. Oh, my
media literacy is everywhere. It's so
messy. Oh, I'm eapping. Oh, okay. That
that feels like a maybe some kind of
Rick and Morty type thing.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, yeah, that's uh Mr. Poopoo
butthole, right?
>> It could be. I don't know if they want
are going for that, but yes, [laughter]
happy 400 lads. Let's get the
insufferable gym steering gr over with.
I decided I would spare you all
permanently, unless of course a very
special video comes up someday, which
may happen. You never know.
It's funny though to be like Mark Brown
will be replacing. It's like I don't
know about that. Okay, I'm not saying
that he's our new starter. Okay.
Um, happy 400 gens. Now it's time for
our annual suffering courtesy of
Sterling. No, no, I have spared you.
What fortune I have that EAP 400 falls
on my birthday this year. Get to listen
to you guys while chilling with Metroid
Dread. Cheers and happy anniversary.
That's a good game to chill with, I
hear.
>> It's a cool game.
>> 8 years. God. And to think it all
started with a safe full of halfeaten
yo-yos. But anyways, guys, I mean, it
was quite the video to start the show
on.
Oo, it's the annual torture Theo
segment. Yay. Oh, I'm wondering when
we're going to hit the um the the goal
cuz uh that'll be coming up any time
now. A lot of these messages are very
early, but that was also very early.
When do we cuz this is more than just
your average torture for Theo.
>> Did we lock him in on the jade or did we
say just at some undefined point in the
future?
>> We didn't lock him in on the stream. I
mean, he probably wouldn't have been
able to guarantee anything, but he has
been paid and I think he's also paid the
finders fee to um the guy who
[laughter and gasps] suggested it,
Swollpool. So,
um I think he he broadly we're expected
to get this within like within two weeks
like he's going to start doing it. So,
it's just got to get set up, I imagine.
Uh happy 400th, Eab and Toxic Brood.
Thanks for an incredible 8 years and
here's to 100 more. Listen, I'd like to,
but I don't think we can do a 100 more
years. Going to going to run out of um
you know, life juice or whatever. But
we'll give it a better shot.
Platoon, I put a hex on you. Every so
often, you'll experience a fear flash.
They'll never scare you, but you'll be
irritated by them. The only way to lift
or avert this hex is to play Soma before
450. Happy 400 Humbo rags.
It's kind of terrifying because I The
reason I know that Hex has worked is
that I have two brown envelopes from HM
Revenue and Customs sitting on the table
in front of me and they both arrived
since the anniversary.
>> No,
and that's true. They are they are less
scary, more annoying. It's like for
[ __ ] sake.
>> I unfortunately can't watch this live.
Um I look forward to the full weekend of
evening content. Thank you in advance
and for all the pastisms. Yeah, I mean
all of it. I usually put it out within
the week. Um though it it it is
inevitably basically spam on the Mooler
channel, but it's the right kind of spam
at this point cuz I think you guys want
to get it as soon as possible. I'd um I
put like all of it out and then on Open
Bar, I think it was someone was like,
"Where's the third part?" I was like,
"It's give it a sec." Okay, put like two
videos out a day or some [ __ ]
You'll get it. You'll get it when you
fix this damn door.
Which feels aggressive, but you know.
Happy anniversary. Thank you for not
judging me for the embarrassing number
of hours I listen to your always
entertaining repertoire. Repatier
repier. What does that mean? What's
What's repati? Repati.
>> Does that sound familiar?
>> Sounds vaguely French.
>> Oh, it's definitely French, but I don't
know. French rep
>> means a quick, clever, and amusing reply
or back and forth conversation filled
with witty remarks. Oh my goodness.
Well, add that to the uh proverbial pipe
and smoke it for your your vocabulary or
something. Thank you.
>> Um I can never decide which of you is my
favorite, but it's ultimately between uh
Fringy Little Patoon, Muller, and Rags.
Oh, you've narrowed it down.
>> Ah, [laughter]
>> been watching since junior high and now
getting my bachelor's. First live EAP
was eight.
Wow.
>> Oh, wow.
>> Going back.
Hail Chad, happy anniversary, Ephab.
Thank you very much. Happy 400 chaps.
Any video essays you'd unironically
recommend? Shout out to Cosmic Turtle
for not existing so the Cosmic Chicken
could Well, I'll always recommend a Hoy
if he counts. I don't know that
>> if that's Yeah, cuz the problem is video
is a category. I just I it's like just
just YouTubers. That's you know that's
that's it. Um, obviously I mean I hate
to say it this way but basically all the
guests we have broadly I would recommend
a lot of the stuff they make. It feels
um almost redundant but you know a lot
of them make either streams where they
break things down like movies or games
but then a couple make a lot of like
very detailed and edited uh prepared
video essays if you want to call it that
breakdowns whatever have you. Um,
what else? What else? This there's
there's so many that sometimes I forget
that I'm still listening to a bunch of
different people, but uh, you know, it's
definitely changed since I first did
evap to now. There's a handful of people
I'm sure everyone's aware that I, uh,
used to listen to, but don't so much
anymore.
Um,
trying to think of anybody recent or
new.
Maybe that's something I need to do is
search out some more new video essaists.
But I won't be able to because they
probably don't call themselves that out
of embarrassment or humiliation. I feel
like the video essay genre is just is
just embarrassing.
Like uh
>> I mean there's a I mean it's it's almost
inherently pretentious the the title of
a video essay.
>> Well, you know um you know what I think
we covered the best video ever to to
symbolize why it's just a disaster as
the first thing we covered. I say the
first thing we covered, we didn't cover
it, but you know the um covering Super
Mario Galaxy and the Holocaust.
>> It's just like what [clears throat] why
are you what are you doing? Like that
calling it a video essay for some reason
like imbuss the person who writes it
with this unwarranted confidence.
>> Yes.
>> Like that what they're saying has some
sort of authority and because it's it's
more considered than just they're not
just speaking their mind. they wrote
down all of their terrible ideas
instead. And so now suddenly they're not
so bad.
>> You know, there's so many different
formats of how everything's gone wrong
in terms of different people's coverage
that it's uh it's almost hard to cuz
like I I've said before, I happily was
like EAP can be this place where I can
sort of show rags and Wolf and the
audience like my issues with all of the
different media breakdowns that
currently exist. And it's not gotten
better.
in the in the eight years. If anything,
uh I just miss now having people who
will whackily come up with a completely
different and unique experimental way of
talking about the things that they love
because they love the thing as opposed
to everyone being so hellbent on take
for example there are so many Gman lives
now where you can't trust a single
[ __ ] thing they say and it sucks.
There are so many um
>> you know different people who who only
have an additional goal. They have
nothing. They don't care about the media
in any way, shape, or form. And I'm not
just talking about, you know, you know,
like when Spider-Man comes out and it's
super popular. And you're like, oh boy,
for some reason Bat Walsh and Ben
Shapiro have reviews. And you're like,
huh? Why? And you're like, because they
were told by their like producers, hey,
this is a big hit.
>> In the case of Matt Walsh, it's like,
well, we know that you just have like a
lot of contempt for this like kind of
thing anyway.
>> So, what do you like? Come on. Come on
now. like what what is your what's your
angle?
>> And then there's just like you know the
the overall culture war stuff that goes
back and forth on extreme ends that gets
extremely tired tiring and you just want
to have more discussions that are like
hey I I actually do want to talk about
whether the laser beam is powerful
enough to go through the shield. Okay.
What's this?
>> No, you don't. You just want to
[laughter] You just want to advocate for
specific political party. Like, oh,
>> okay.
>> I feel like this says more about you
than it does anybody else.
>> Um. Ah, yes. The yearly ritual. Hard to
believe it's been 8 years already. Keep
on keeping on, you massives. I'll try my
best to keep up with you, lads. Well,
we'll see how you do. Happy 400 and 400
more years. And please tell me, what
does beasts mean, precious? What does it
mean? It's It's just so funny.
>> I also his final stream and that glitch
was still going.
>> Yep.
>> On the last [ __ ] level as well.
>> He had a really great play through
thanks to that. Um I [ __ ] like I was
not kidding. I nearly lost it all over
again when we covered it on the
anniversary, but I was watching him live
go through the carton section and I was
dying.
>> You just keep saying, "What does
[laughter] it mean?
He was tortured so much. It was the
perfect like I think he asked he was a
thousand goal and I think his entire
chat would agree that was worth it like
100%.
I will be able to tell you the result um
or rather chat will know the result by
the time I say this but you two will not
yet. Um uh uh as have I told you this
platoon as plans on the next real BBC to
put up a goal of 50/50s to make him play
Gollum again because a super chat did
him too cuz Theo did it
>> and and and as was definitive. He was
like if it does not reach the 50/50s he
does not have to do it.
>> So you know this is a one and done like
it either happens or it doesn't. He he's
he seems confident they won't. What what
do you think the odds are? What do you
reckon?
>> 5050s. So,
>> do hundreds not count as 250s?
>> I don't think so. And I hope chat has
recognized that if they want to really
pump the uh the thing, don't don't
submit 100. At least I think the 100
only counts as 150, if you will.
>> Yeah.
Um, in that case, I don't know. I'm not
sure.
>> I guess I'm not 100% sure, but I think I
think I think it will. I think momentum
might build. It's a three-hour stream
>> and
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> You know, I think a lot of people would
be donating to sort of ask, you know,
questions and sort of celebrate the uh
the show anyway and they'll just convert
them into contributions to
>> Oh, of course, if if it's all 50s for
any reason ever, then yeah, that that
increases the odds. He's still just
salty that he didn't extort his audience
to play mixtape like everybody else did
except me. I didn't do that either.
Maybe I should do it. I think that it'll
hit and he'll be like, "Whatever. I got
I got 200,000 two, sorry, not 200,
[laughter] 2,500." And that's uh that'll
be great. But when he gets to halfway
through that campaign, he'll regret it.
[laughter]
>> Oh, yeah.
>> He'll be like, "This wasn't [ __ ]
worth it." And then he'll blame me and
I'll be like, "Listen, you did this. You
did this."
>> But no, I won't uh I won't lie. I'm a
little bit excited to see how that goes.
Um, happy anniversary, dudes. Thank you.
Ad block penance payment. If you're
filling out a survey and think onions
are gross, you're objectively wrong. Hi,
Rags. Um, I appreciate that, by the way.
Thank you. But never you you don't have
to feel like you owe us anything by
turning ad block on. It's uh that's a I
think that's borderline protective of
your PC at this point on on the online
world. the amount of ads that can appear
on any good page. Not just ads, but like
the the format of which they do it such
that they'll turn up in places that
you'll click
>> deliberately and fast and just be like,
"Excuse me." And then like, "Oh, you
clicked it.
>> You did it."
>> The way just on YouTube, it makes it so
much more. You've got the the sidebyside
ads which are just horrible. And then it
auto spams so many ads into any like so
live streams do it too because it's I
always have to I always forget to do
this but you now have to go in every
time you finish a live stream. If you
leave that on YouTube you have to go in
and delete like basically 9/10 of the
thousand adverts that it automatically
spams on there. Then YouTube wonders why
everybody uses ad block to avoid all of
its ads. And it's because you keep
automatically spamming them and making
me turn them off and then I forget
sometimes. Just make it a better
experience and people wouldn't have to
use it so much. Exactly.
Um, happy episode 400, EAP. For me, the
anniversaries have had bad timing with
life events. 24 2024 was stolen
catalytic converter. 2025 cyst surgery.
2026. I'm looking around nervously. Oh,
I hope hopefully it was nothing then.
>> Hopefully,
>> or rather it was good things. [laughter]
Like that would be better.
>> Mhm.
>> Uh, anyway, EAB forever, baby. Tipples.
I'm sure if the more times Tipples is
said, the more power the the stream
gets. I'm pretty sure. But um thank you.
Does the Na'vi being the only non-ear
life forms on Pandora and Avatar 1 with
four limbs mean their ancestors were
also colonizers from another world?
>> Are they
limbs? Like literally everything else
except for them.
>> Do they?
>> Yeah. Like all the all the horses and
everything, they all have six legs.
four limbs whereas on earth lots of
stuff has four limbs you know lots and
lots and lots of stuff so it is an
interesting
>> is um
>> aspect
>> is the a number of limbs on earth a
result of a common ancestor or is that
something that develops separately
>> mammals mammals will have four because
that will be the result of common
ancestry but then again reptiles have
them
>> reptile I mean there's you know it's
it's uh And and what's to be said for
the fact that birds have, you know, two
legs, but they've also got two wings.
Like four limbs is just
>> very very very very very common.
>> Is there any
three limbs?
>> Uh nothing that I can think of. It seems
like we we don't like asymmetry like in
terms of uh in terms of animals for the
most part. It seems like asymmetry is
not desirable.
everything. It's four. It's 2468 for
everything, right? Mo lots of, you know,
two eyes except for insects, obviously.
But the thing is is that what they're
pointing out on Pandora is like all the
animals have six limbs.
>> Yeah.
>> Except for like
>> Oh, the whales don't or or the birds,
but like all the land like the the dogos
and everything. I'm pretty sure they
have six legs.
>> The horses have six legs.
>> I resent being made to think about
Pandora again. Yeah,
>> I would never want to. [laughter]
>> No, not anymore. He doesn't.
>> I like the the most common number of
legs for animals on Earth is 6 and 8
because of the numbers.
>> That makes sense. Yeah.
>> Of how many insects, arachnids, and I
guess like bacteria.
[laughter]
The zeros belong to nematodes, worms,
snakes, snails, and fish.
>> Oh, right. Oh. Oh, well, I I guess cuz
fish don't technically have legs, but
you know, they've got fins, which feel
like a limb, but I guess that makes
sense.
>> Yeah. And then arachnids and scorpions,
tetropods, mammals, reptiles, and
amphibians with the four. And then birds
and humans with the two.
But
>> well, we got two legs, but you know, the
arms are
>> two limbs.
>> Oh, no. I I asked specifically legs on
this one. I was just curious.
>> Who?
>> Right.
>> But no. Yeah. Anyway, um 400 years ago,
the closest event that happened was
August 27th's Battle of Lutter or
Lutter. Catholic League defeats Danish
King Christian IV. Weird how Ephab
started right before the battle. How
time flies. Yeah, I remember that
battle. We covered it. I think
>> we talked about sort of like the the
themes.
Um, it was uh quite interesting. Happy
Ephabversary. Happy 8th anniversary to
the toxic brood and all who celebrate.
Thank you for the insight, memes, and
laughs. And here's to another eight.
You're here. Thank you very much. 8
years he has to pick tonight. That one
guy in the Dark Knight Rises referring
to Batman that went on to play Krennic
in Rogue One.
got his neck snapped by Bane.
>> Yeah.
>> Do you feel in charge?
>> Been watching since Rags' TLJ video. I
still remember the prefab April Fool's
stream. Wolf got super high and flirted
with Mhler and begged him and with him
begging chat for help. Anyways guys,
here's to Bettymore.
Good times.
Here's $2 for Gollum. Uhoh. I think uhoh
for the Golem fund. block balls to
somehow go one inflation. Also, it's
funny cuz I've got it in here. It says
goal created at Mer you uh YouTubers
started a goal. So, people were sending
support before the goal even existed.
They knew this was something that had to
be had to be done. Uh, congrats on 400
episodes, guys. Celebratory dinosaur.
Sorry. Oh, actually, wait. Uh, this
recommending a dinosaur. We will I will
put that in the uh to look at section.
No problem.
Um, oh my, we have a lot of French here.
Episode 12. Oh, I think they're saying
they discovered the show on episode 12.
I I don't know what that means. Lem,
>> thank you for something. Oh,
[laughter]
>> you've been watching EAB for so long and
you haven't learned to speak human yet.
What's going on?
>> I know
rags. A I got the N bit. That means high
rags.
>> Uh and then we get a 50 and a 50 and a
50. And they didn't even say anything in
these 50s. They just threw him in to
torture Theo. Theo's already a villain
to the Elder Ring community. Well, he
could be a villain to the Lord of Ring
Gollum community. 50. Another 50. A 50
with suffer Theo. A training session for
Iran Jerger's ODM gear skills. I I don't
I don't even know what that's
referencing, but that was thrown in
among 50s.
>> Jerger from Attack on Titan. Jaggers are
Pacific Rim, and they
>> they're also Pacific Rim robots.
>> Well, don't know. Uh Theo always
improves his stream. Glad he could make
it. Wish he could review more games I
like. Um I'm playing the Neo games
because of him, though. Bastard.
Well, you'll get to review Lord of Ring
Gollum at some point. This is another
50.
Um Theo is my favorite supporting
character, and his absence from the
Council of Gollum is a travesty. Well,
we'll fix that with the another 250s. I
feel like I'm obligated to donate.
Yeah. Well, [laughter]
for metal, someone put for a 50. Go Theo
with a 50.
Uh, you can't escape Theo. Lock balls. I
love I love democracy. Apparently, uh,
Nick recently cuz he's completed Golem
now. He he got his own lock balls
segment. And apparently the combination
was immensely hilarious because it would
be lock balls and then what does it mean
precious? What do the pieces mean?
[laughter]
Peace was never an option. Yes, fair
enough. Let's go, Theo. We do this
because we love you. Yeah, it was. So, I
had spoken to someone about how fast
this was, and I had described it as it
happened in 20 minutes as a as a
surprising. It was four four minutes
exactly. Or I say exactly, but
essentially,
>> damn.
>> Four minutes to raise $2,500. And you're
like, "Oh, wow. What good cause like to
force Theo to play Gollum? That's the
best cause.
>> It is
as always. This is a form of love, Theo.
You weak, pathetic fool.
[laughter]
Fair enough. Oh, Theo, you brought this
on yourself. Suffer, Theo. Here's 150th
for the bounty. Bye, Theo. Was no nice
knowing you. Like I said, there's the We
just had this untapped whole area of the
EAB fandom that really wanted Theo to
play Gollum. Enjoy, Theo. And we will
react to his super cut of playing it one
day. Not exactly soon, but soon soon
relatively perhaps in the universe.
Lock balls. Theo lock bell.
More stuff for Theos. That makes sense.
Or Theo.
I like depending on the person, they
feel they are supporting Theo or
attacking him. Both of them apply.
>> This was entirely by accident. I think
that was from Swoll actually. Uh, I said
I'd put down 200. Well, I guess someone
put down five 450s just just which, you
know, when you're dealing with this sort
of thing, it's like 450s. That's already
a significant way along. And it makes
everyone else feel like it's more
possible. And so, there's just no way
he'll survive at that point. Second
super chat of all time. I love Theo, so
this is my excuse to see him make more
content. Cheers. That is another reason
I think why this probably did get a lot
of enthusiasm. It forces him to talk
about video games on his own stream. And
uh a lot of people were like, "Oh, we
gonna get mixtape." Guys, gollum is a
way better prospect. Mixtape you can be
done with in like two and a half hours
if you wanted to be. Gollum you can't.
Golem's not only a long game, some of it
is difficult.
You remember the [ __ ] Sheilob
section.
>> Oh god.
>> It's uh Yeah, like it's it's more of a
real video game
>> unfortunately. Yes.
>> Yeah, you can get [clears throat] stuck.
Sorry, Theo, but this is too good an
opportunity to miss. Go Theo, we love
you. I think that was my message.
Hi, Rags. Uh, line for Mer to say full
boodingly. The raiding party was no
match for the valiant defenders. The
toxic brood remains safe for now. I
don't know if that's meant for
something, but there you go. Lock balls.
Every little bit counts. Time for fun
times, Theo. That's the thing. That's
the thing. All of this is in really good
fun. Theo's going to love it. I think
it's going to be one of his top games of
all time, honestly.
Um, I want Theo to know it was me.
[laughter]
Maha, suffer, Theo.
So, it's all very fair. Bonjour, do it.
I think honestly at this point, it's
already probably close to being reached.
Sorry, Theo. This one's just a spite
metal. Oh. Ooh, pretty button. I wonder
what it does. Golem must win the
argument. lock balls. It's crazy how
it's this long after, you know, we talk
about cultural impacts for different
things. Um, there's a conversation about
how Spider-Man it's it's one of the was
it like number five grossing film of all
time now or if if not more and uh it
just feels like a little bit
disproportionate to how much it's impact
is going to have of of like I don't know
culture film in general. It's just we're
in a weird state for stuff like that.
Meanwhile, you know, Gollum probably
didn't even really sell that much at
all. And look at the impact it's had
culturally. Yeah.
>> Immense. Immense. Certainly on the EAB
world. I don't know. This is for the ban
Theo. Oh. Oh, look. He's blushing.
>> [ __ ] it. We go again. Much love, Theo. I
think several people donated more than
once just to make this happen. They
couldn't resist it not happen. I had I I
I'd said like, "Oh, it's unfortunate. I
can't make it so that it uh the maximum
goal time you can do is 3 hours. And I
was like, "Oh, I should probably I was
thinking like it would be nice if I
could do it the like 11 for the first
stream, assuming it went that long." I
don't think we we even needed the three
or the or the two or the 1 hour. You
know, it kind of went a lot faster than
I'd anticipated to make Gollum win the
argument. Love you, Theo. Time to lock
balls. Well, looks like he will be one
day. My last donation was for Ephab, and
this one is for you, Theo. Aw, this is
punishment for not uploading more. Well,
now he will have to upload more and like
upload as a stream. There you got him.
Make sure you eat a pineapple pizza
while playing it as well. O, you guys
are asking a bit too much. Can't go too
torturous with this, you know. Worth it.
Lock balls. Theo send nudes. Also, hello
rags. Hello, wolf.
And uh got a let's go, which I think is
natural. I love watching all of you
slowly sinking into insanity. It's been
ages since uh my run with Gollum because
I I was one I I played it the day it
came out. Like uh Fingy Platoon, you
guys are Were you Were you round two if
I remember correctly?
>> Yes, round two.
>> Yes. So Theo will be round three and uh
everyone assumes a round three will be
the last round. I'm starting to get
concerned about that.
>> No, I don't think so because at some
point there's got to be an ultimate card
if we've done a super card.
>> You mean where it combines all three?
Yeah.
>> Rounds. Well, yes, but
does that preclude the notion of a round
four?
>> No, not at all.
>> There could be many interstitial things
before we hear the ultimate cut.
[laughter]
[gasps]
>> Says, uh, Theo Theo Theo Theo Theo Theo
Theo Theo for the Elder Rig. Make sure
he plays 1.0 version. I don't even know
that we can ensure that happens, but
that would be the funniest. Where did
Theo game on a farm? How much for
mixtape also again? Don't don't worry
about that. We got Golem. We log Gollum
in. I love watching all of you sink into
humanity. And then it says, "Thanks to
the participants. Mhler YT has achieved
the goal." So there you go.
Done. And done to the horror of poor
Theo. So
it's uh it's locked in now. And you know
what? He'll uh he'll be able to spend
that 2,500 on different things, but
eventually it'll turn to zero and he'll
still have to play Gollum if he hasn't
already. And when it's played, it'll
forever be a memory in his head.
Theo 2,500 for Gollum. You You won't pay
it. Eat out. Lol says we says, like I
said, I would have paid it probably on
my own just cuz it would be really
funny. It would personally amuse me.
Um I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I
hate you. That I mean that could be that
could be someone channeling Theo at that
point. Gollum for the Golem gods. I've
heard that there is a duogy of Bollywood
films called Dawn and Dawn 2 where they
can get a smile in EAP movies. Shout out
to Danvas Music. Hell yeah. Who needs
health insurance? Boogie. That is a
quote from him, I think. Yeah. When he
was talking about Yeah. This was when do
you remember uh where they figured out
that he monetized just different parts
of his his cancer [ __ ] right? Cuz he
said the video itself wasn't monetized
and then someone points out that it did
make money. Like they they found that
that was true and there's ads on it
right now or something. But also, of
course, just because you don't make
money on the announcement doesn't mean
over the two years people thought it was
real that they didn't also support you
because of it. So, he agreed that he
would put what remained in his bank
account at the time into charity, which
I want to say was something like 2,000
or 4,000.
And um and they were like, to make up
for it, you should do that. And then uh
he said uh he said he needs the money
for like different things, including his
uh his medication and stuff. And then
they were like, you know, continuingly
talking about how he's not authentically
sorry about all this. He's like, "Okay,
well, [ __ ] my medication then. [ __ ] my
health. It's just like whatever
[laughter] cuz he always plays.
>> He can't help himself.
>> Yeah,
>> he can't help but do it. He's s
>> He's such a worthless like [ __ ]
loser.
You don't get to leave hell.
>> True. You don't.
>> Yeah, it's kind of how it works most of
the time.
>> [laughter]
>> uh as would cry tears of blood if he saw
this since he played it for free. Well,
um and you have a unique uh chance to
know this person listening to this right
now. So, if you go to I want to say it's
Az's channel, I think um on the 1st of
September would have been the real BBC
episode, you'll know whether or not he
has also achieved this same goal as Theo
and will have to play Lord of Ring
Gollum. Like I said, my expectation is
he will. Um, but who knows? It does. It
just depends on whether or not there's a
there's a desire for that to happen.
Um, and we shall see. I could imagine
that as his fans want to see him suffer
through it again, cuz remember, I think
other than Rags, he went the most insane
playing that game.
Um, he was he was in round one with me
and metal, I want to say.
Um, for the suffering of Theo, may your
psychiatrist be paid. Now you'll
experience the full power of lock balls.
He will, and it'll be wonderful.
Cuz the thing is, there's no amount of
good you can be at a video game to be
ready for for Gollum. On one end, the
more familiar you are, the more you can
avoid its tricks, but on the other, you
can sort of get tripped up by how much
things don't work properly.
Um, something I consider underrated
about how stupid that game is is how
aggressively he snaps onto the walls and
stuff. If you're like jumping towards
it, he'll go like like splat you into
correctly jumping onto something and
just be like, "What the fuck?" I was
like, "Yeah, well that's how Golem do.
That's uh how we do." Theo play Lord of
the Ring on PS4 and Xbox One. I imagine
he'll play on PC. Um, means he'll get an
uptoate version. He'll have a nice nice
experience on that. Shout out to Vaughn
Coleman. What did you think of the Kong
film with John Goodman? Also, why did
Gary cross the road? He didn't cuz he
was late. Um, I didn't like the Kong
film with uh with John.
>> Didn't you love the thing where the guy
gets slapped when he's doing the
>> I thought it was funny. He get slapped
it and explodes.
>> Were you meant to laugh at that? Is that
meant to be funny? That's that's been up
for debate for a while cuz he's like
trying to do a noble sacrifice and then
he gets humiliated. So, it's kind of
complicated in terms of like what do we
>> feels like the goal the two different
goals there. But, you know, all right.
Um, it's also not quite I didn't I
didn't I didn't get the impression that
was quite the film like a scene that
belongs in that film if you know what I
mean.
>> But, no, I uh I I didn't enjoy it uh any
more than a lot of the sort of
Monsterverse stuff. The only one I
really kind of like, and that's still a
stretch, is the original uh Godzilla in
that in that universe continuity. The
2014 one, is it?
>> Yeah.
>> Um, and that's Gareth Edwards, too.
You know, do you guys have any opinions
on that movie or Kong?
>> I don't remember anything about Kong.
The only thing I remember from the
Godzilla movie is that it has some quite
pretty shots, which tracks because it's
Gareth Edwards, and that it also is
really disappointing, which tracks
because it's Gareth Edwards.
>> It gets notably worse when they don't
have Brian Cranston anymore.
>> They put him in all the trailers, didn't
they? And it was short not that far
after Breaking Bad. It was like, "Oh my
god, he's going to be like the lead in
the Godzilla movie." And he's dead
within the first 10 minutes.
Uh, it's like first half hour, but it's
still still a I'd say bad then on Craven
the Hunter is actually the main
character
>> and he's he's not playing a fun
character. He's playing generic
protagonist man.
>> It is the best of them though by I think
probably quite a long distance as well.
>> They only get substantially worse as
time goes on. Can't wait for Godzilla X
Kong Supernova where they go to space
next year. That'll be good.
>> My first evap super chat was solely to
make Theo suffer. A kind of beautiful in
its own way. Hi Rags. Congratulations on
eight years of Fappage. Been watching
since year one and y'all have inspired
me to make my own videos. Though I'm
very inconsistent. I'm currently on page
20 of my long man first draft. Well,
keep at it. Just keep chipping away. If
you add to it once per day, even on the
smallest way, it will complete
eventually. Sometimes you'll get, it's
like climbing a mountain. One day you'll
be looking back and you like, "Holy
[ __ ] look at how long that is." Any
examples of stupid writing tropes being
given enough explanation in universe
that it makes sense why the characters
are behaving that way,
seeming like they're doing something
that is typically seen as like really
[ __ ] stupid in a broad tropy way, but
that in this instance, it's actually
pretty good.
Well,
um
dare I say without going into more
detail, uh resurrection comes up in in
Buffy and Angel to be fair. And the
let's say like [ __ ] five instances
that it happens, I'd say four of them
are really good. Uh, surprisingly
considering how much of a bad move
resurrection tends to be in writing as a
little trope for beloved characters.
Anything else fellas off the top of your
top of your minds?
I mean, on the similar theme of
resurrection, I guess it would be
Gandalf as a resurrection. As you say,
resurrections often do not work
particularly well for the story. it
works pretty well for that story.
There's sufficient in universe
explanation for the magic behind it or
the divine will behind it. So, it kind
of makes a degree of sense.
>> Um,
uh,
>> nothing else immediately.
>> I'm almost drifting into thinking about
subversive like attempts to change the
way stories typically run. But if the
question is more so
it's like oh it's so cliche or or tropy
that that thing happened but it was
really good. I'm like h
it almost makes me wonder would it be
cliche or tropey that you know hero dies
sacrificing himself to save everybody
but then we could just talk about which
things actually do that well because
it's one of the most like common
approaches to stories doing things.
Obviously plenty of examples. Uh
what you know I think that it's going to
be tough to beat because like how many
times have say for example is there any
stories that do time travel really well?
It's like it's uh really well is
complicated.
>> Yeah. Cuz could you even say that
Terminator does it really well? So I
don't know about that.
>> Um I love Terminator. Uh, Back to the
Future does it relatively well
considering the rules it makes,
you know.
>> Yes. Um, even though the rules
themselves are a little bit silly, but
within the fading thing,
>> I would agree. Yeah. Like it just
doesn't
>> it's like, you know, the the nature of
time is that like an an action would be
locked in, right? It's like you'd either
exist or not. You going back and then of
course creating all those. But, you
know, this is the problem with time
travel
>> almost inherently. It's very very very
very very difficult to do.
>> Uh love this community. Happy 8 years
everybody. Oh, thank you.
Uh gods. Now you people are old. Very
very very old. Near death mixtape level
redo upon golem deaths.
Like you have to do Oh, that would be so
mean and also horrible to watch. I think
like you redo mixtape every time you die
as golem. All the even the level you're
on.
>> Horrible. Lock balls. Theo look forward
to a gangly golem version of Theo. It'll
be a disturbing drawing. Oh, yeah. They
did uh uh Black Solen did a version I
think of uh of Golem for all of us. No.
Look outside on the survey. Oh, that's
unfortunate. But you know um I think I
think it would it would count in this
EFAP year. Yeah, it was 2025
and uh late 20 well it came out early
2025 I think and then it you know the
proper game sort of was completed by uh
the end of 2025. Um I was taking the
survey while everyone else covered Theo
streaming Gollum. So here's a late fee.
Thanks for eight years of great
entertainment. I hope for many more.
Thank you very much. Amsterdam monster
is objectively the best.
Oh, we're talking about energy drinks, I
think, at that point.
>> Oh, right.
>> And uh we got a thanks here. Happy 400
years of fapping with the ease. Have you
watched Spider Noir with Nicholas Cage?
It's not perfect in any way, but a joy
to watch Nicholas Cage. I had fun with
it, but I kind of fell off and it just
didn't it didn't hit me in the same way
apparently it did for a bunch of people.
Um but, you know, neat enough. I like
that they made it. I guess better than a
lot of stuff that comes out these days.
Uh, no more Jim Sterling awful takes and
fake man mantis. Oh, manit
[ __ ] someone else. I'm in so much
joy. I've been so much joy. I love
breathing. I love being alive.
Beautiful.
Hello, EAP. Question. I've been wanting
to play the first Dark Souls, but I
don't have the game. Is the remaster any
good or did they [ __ ] it and should look
for the OG/physical copy? Lots of love.
Um, so the original port of the PC
version was kind of [ __ ] You had to
get a fix for it. I don't know if that's
actually the same now. I assume it is. I
don't know. But the remastered version
on Steam, I think, replaces the ability
to even buy the older version on um on
Steam. And I'm pretty sure that one
works from the base. But you'll have to
check in with sort of the Dark Souls
running community as it stands to see
what mods are recommended for
performance because one, there probably
are a bunch that uh I would have had
back then that were important, but two,
like this there's who knows countless
more these days from people chipping
away at the remaster as well. So, um
yeah, plenty plenty of options and
there'll be plenty of help to be found
on on that front.
Uh
Theo shall suffer as so many before him
have. True.
>> Yep.
>> Um another year, another abortion from
the Sterlinator. Ompic was a mistake.
Jim doesn't deserve happiness. He
deserves to live a fat life. Oh my.
Well, uh Sterling has indeed made many
an enemy. Um how many 50 donations to
bring back Gelb? Oh, I'm afraid that's
uh that's not something that can happen
that way. It would have to be if I felt
inspired enough to want to make one.
Maybe someday, but no promises.
AOY Massives. Been here since year two
and have almost finished my second full
wash through over the last year and a
bit uh and a bit between work bit
between work walks and many gaming
sessions. Happy anniversary. Praise
Dawn, Tipples, etc. I ran. Thank you
very much for letting us know.
Appreciate it.
Um, I mentioned before, but check out
VIP by Zen. When a security detail is
ambushed by an overwhelming force, how
many lives will they lose to protect
their client? It's jank, but well-made
jank.
Is that a game?
The security detail ambushed by an
overwhelming force. How many lives do
they lose to protect their client? Okay,
fair enough. Um, kick or perma banan
dev. He's openly said he won't ban PDFs
from his Discord server despite knowing
they are PDFs. Ace 1918 has a clip of
him saying it. I mean, that's uh
definitely not something I would be
agreeing with as a policy, but the thing
is those kinds of statements or actions
can be made about basically a bazillion
of our guests on this show in different
ways. Uh we don't even know if a lot of
them are true. And then as to whether or
not they are, there are different like
political stripes or extremes that push
to get people, you know, silenced or
removed when um as long as, you know, we
we had
we've had all kind we had Jared on at
one point. We've had um a lot of a lot
of what would be considered major
internet villains. Meanwhile, um a lot
of people who would be considered the
worst people on the internet. I don't
need to name them. you know, you likely
have some of them you hate more than
others. You know, we've been told to
never ever speak to them. And um part of
the issue, I guess, is that a lot of
people are told that about us. A lot of
people have made crazy [ __ ] up about us.
>> And I uh I just don't like to feed into
that sort of cycle. It it sucks. Um so,
you know, Dev Dev has been nothing but
civil when he comes on EAP. Um he
usually talks about video games.
Uh, you know, I know that he's he's
pissed off a [ __ ] ton of people with
sort of political discussions and
everything, but again, we've like we've
had some really noxiously controversial
people on this and they just talk about
media. That's that's our our goal as a
show. Um,
so, uh, you know, it's the it's the kind
of thing where we'll probably we we like
our new blood and different blood here
and there. Probably try and get some
different people on in future as well.
It's just, uh, to mix it up, talk about
different things. As for now, we only
tend to keep people off if they're uh
there's like a couple of things like
one's mentally ill. We we really try to
avoid people who have uh borderline
self-destructive or, you know, are going
to detonate in general. Two, people who
are desperate for engagement, like they
don't care about anything but
engagement. It always feels like it's
super inauthentic and kind of ruins the
whole um idea. And then people whose
like only goal is to hurt other people
is is another sort of strange aspect
that doesn't come up very often, but um
as the show's gone on, that's kind of
been how it's developed so far.
Uh but hey, things could change in
future. I don't know.
Uh I can't believe I've been a fan for
seven years. Hi Rags.
Well,
that's one off from how long it's been
running. It was kind of surprising on
the survey how many years how many
people have been following the show for
the whole thing. I think it was over
50%. Which
>> always very surprising to say that
because it just seems so unlikely, but
you know, I guess it's possible.
>> Uh, it took so long to get past the
senses. I didn't realize Steering is
officially Jo. Farewell, Lord of Cringe.
May you never appear again. Like I said,
I wouldn't necessarily say never, but
let's call it likely that it's never.
Um, man, I'm so late and gay. Happy 400,
you crazy kids. Been here since damn
near the beginning. and loved every
second of it. The wife and I still sit
and re-watch EAP movies some nights.
Here's to the next 400. Also, EAP D and
D stream when
I don't know if we'll ever do a D and D
stream. That feels like something that
would happen maybe with some of us or
all of us on a different stream cuz I'm
I'm in no way in a good potential to
host something like that. And I don't
think Fringy is either. I don't know.
How much familiarity do you have platoon
with that sort of thing?
>> Basically none.
Sounds like it's something that's
outside of our wheelhouse as they say,
but you know, who knows about in how it
might happen in a different dynamic way
in future in different places.
>> Context of a game like Boulders Gate 3
playthrough or like Bald Skate 4 if they
eventually do one of those.
>> Um, but hey, glad to know we can still
entertain with old new stuff. And as for
EFAP movies, oh boy, do we have quite a
blast coming for you for EAP movies 100.
Oh, still being edited probably as
you're listening to this right now. But
it's coming. We're finally going to
learn the secret of Mario's jump. You
guys always seem so enthusiastic about
that potential, but it never happens.
It never dang happens.
Congratulations on 400 years of
efapping. Here's to 400 more. I passed
out. Oh, do they mean dropped out of
high school in 2020. Found EAP in 2021.
Lost my dad the same year. Uh started
and got kicked out of college. My mom
got diagnosed with treated for and got
declared cancer free. And a month ago, I
restarted college. Been catching up and
just finished EAP 100 yesterday. I know
it's not 1920 anymore, but I'm a garbage
collector and I work 12 to 14 hour days,
so I sometimes can get through two EFAPs
in one day. Also, high rags. Wow, man.
That's um I've lived a whole life uh
with these all all these events. You
know, obviously uh the the dropping out
of high school that can go in any
direction necess you know, you don't
hopefully you found yourself on your
feet. Obviously, sorry to hear about
your your dad, but that's amazing. Um
news about your your mom beating cancer.
Um and then getting to restart college,
giving it a good try, I suppose, again.
And then, yeah, like I said, it's it's
14-hour work days. It's crazy that our
longest EAB episodes wouldn't even be
able to cover that uh necessarily
sometimes. So, uh you know, glad to be
if in any way a help to the uh the
average workday. And hope you're doing
well, sir. Hang in there. Stay strong
and um it'll be exciting to know what
happens next. Hopefully, hopefully good
stuff.
Um,
oh, sorry. I think there was another
one. Is it It's going great. Other than
um my family or the only ones that have
been here the entire time and helped me
get there. Thank you. I love you all.
Well, that's uh
>> good to hear, man. I said, "Hope you're
doing well."
Um, this is why Adam Millard is the
better version of GMTK.
I'm not sure who that is. Should I know
the name? Al Adam Millard?
>> I don't know the name.
No.
>> Related in some way to video games,
perhaps.
Maybe a YouTuber. Let's see. Author of
13 novels and more than 100 short
stories.
H architect of games. Oh,
actor, screenwriter, and author of 22
novels. I don't know if maybe there's
multiple Adam Millards. I'm not sure,
but fair enough.
Um, it's been another year already.
Anyway, here's a tenner. See you next
year. Well, thank you very much, and
we'll see you then. Congratulations on
5,000 years of EFAP. Maybe more will let
us out of the salt mines. Haha, just
kidding. Unless
we got to stay in there until we're
done, right? As they say, rip and tear
until it's done, but with the salt. You
rather invest in a parking lot or a
laundromat.
H I guess
>> depends on I need to see how busy both
of them are, right? And where they are.
>> Yeah, I would assume, right?
Generally though, I would have thought
parking lot. Everybody needs to park
cars and only some people sometimes need
to do laundry.
>> Also, the parking lot's presumably
future proof compared because the
maintenance would be very very limited.
Like it's just a space,
>> I guess. So, yeah.
>> And you tend to have a bit of like
[clears throat] an easier local monopoly
cuz parking lots are big whereas
laundromats you can have [ __ ] 5,000
other things in a single town. Parking
lots are more like space competitive.
So, you can charge as my local town
center does. ridiculous prices to use a
parking lot. Whereas laundromats are
kind of cheap.
>> Well,
>> we set a laundromat on fire the other
week. It was the first time I cuz I have
a high street business. It was the first
time we made the news. Actually, we
didn't make the news cuz luckily our
name was kept out of the story, but we'
taken a bunch of [ __ ] to a laundromat
and it hadn't told us we weren't allowed
to put any like industrial things in
there. So, the laundromat caught fire.
>> It was great.
>> Oh, hopefully everyone's all right.
>> Yeah. Hope you died.
a lot of new stuff.
>> Uh, Tipples, of course. It's been one
hell of a ride. Thank you all for the
hours of entertainment. From the good to
the often very bad. Here's to many more
eaps. Stay gold.
Well, we'll try our best. Adding dice
throws to chess is definitely wrong.
Well, I agree, but there's also going to
be plenty of versions of chess now that
probably do involve all kinds of
[snorts] wacky things.
Uh, in the car driving section, there's
a bot a button you can press to activate
your jetpack.
Wait, what game would this be about? Cuz
this was GMTK, right? So, this could be
any game.
>> I don't know. I don't know. At the
moment,
>> talking about it was going to be one of
his really vague points. And I think we
might have been coming up with ways in
which the rule he establishes doesn't
work. Maybe.
>> Maybe. Um, you know, someone recommended
20 lessons from like a huge uh life of
video game development or something and
they were like, "You should uh play this
against GMTK to see how they compare."
And I was thinking like, "Oh, that could
be a good idea." And I decided to throw
on the first one. It was about it's
about Magic the Gathering. And he said
the first um lesson was like there's a
card that gave this particular set of
benefits, but that the benefits
themselves dec define that with how the
game works that you cannot attack on
that same turn. Like it's got it's got
some good benefits, but you can't attack
on the turn that you activate it. And
this is something that every player
should know if they were paying
attention to all the different rules and
stuff. Um and they thought, you know, I
think that's how it worked. And then a
lot of players kept trying to play it
first round and then being like, "Hey,
why can't I play it? the [ __ ] And so
they added like this cannot be played
your first round like as a warning thing
on it. Um and uh that wasn't working
either. Let's players kept still trying
to play it. And so they thought about it
for a while and they basically just
concluded instead of applying even more
obvious like lights and sounds and
[ __ ] arrows being like listen this
cannot be played. They were like [ __ ]
it. just let's just remove all of that
and give it I think they gave it haste
such that it could be played on its
first round despite the uh so in line
with all the other rules it actually can
and the lesson was try your best to not
interfere with um instinctual like human
nature decisions when it comes to
designing interactive media. As in just
because a lot of players are wrong to
assume that they can be able to do
something and thus do it, that doesn't
mean that you then need to fight really
hard against them and be like, you've
got to stop thinking you can do this
when you can't. Instead, can you move
the game or the situation such that it
doesn't cost you much and plays into
their instincts instead?
>> Don't don't try to so hard to like row
up stream, you know.
>> And um already I was like so that's one
of 20. And I was like, that's already
more than his entire video. Um, so yes,
I'd say there are people going to be
much better at it than than him. And no
offense to him, or maybe a lot of
offense to him. The uh the fact is that
this is going to be the result if you've
been game developing for [ __ ] ages.
In fact, you know, Mark Brown probably
has more interesting things to say
um if he made a whole bunch of games and
then made those videos instead of the
reverse. Well, it's kind of the problem
that it's like, oh, Game Maker Toolkit
makes it seem like there's some level of
authority here. Like, it's not just
you're sharing your opinions. It's like,
here are the tools that from a like from
a game maker. It's like, but you didn't
>> you didn't start making games until well
after that. Cuz kind of what you said,
somebody who makes games
>> um and has sort of a proven track record
for making good games will will have
things to say that are very unique to
them. that are just the consequence of
all of their experience actually making
games. It's the reason why it's often
interesting to listen to game designers
talk about some of the decisions they
make, how they're able to boil it down
into like a relatively straightforward
concept that they can expand upon. Um
whereas in the case of yeah uh game
makers toolkit, it's just always the
most it's it's just if you've played
video games, you would know this. Not if
you've made video games, you would know
this.
Happy 400 lads. In your honor, me and my
best mate did a hot seat playthrough of
Gollum in a single night. Some 17 17
hours. The booze helped. Thanks for good
times. Lock balls. Also high rags. You
know, I I hope you guys had fun. That
does sound amusing.
>> 17 hours.
>> Uh I've never seen this guy before, but
I already know Design Frame is better at
providing video game analysis. I' I'd
say that the people watching his videos
are better at it because the videos are
designed to make you like fill in the
blanks for a lot of stuff.
>> Hence why so many of his, you know,
lessons learned are asking you
questions,
>> you know, why don't you go and figure it
out?
>> That video opens with him saying like,
by the way, I didn't know anything. I
was just doing fancy graphics in a
British accent. It's like, oh,
>> that is that is crazy that he said that.
>> Yeah. Crazy
and annoying.
Uh, technically a Spiderverse movie
tie-in.
I'm not sure what that's referring to.
Fun fact, Brand New Day Corriter created
the original potion seller meme. Pity
Gene couldn't handle his strongest
potions of basic morality.
Oh, I didn't know that. But, uh, I think
I know what you're talking about. is the
guy the hightop referred to as a king
cuz he had a couple of YouTube videos
and he probably made the potions hella
one which is funny as hell.
Pity about the the movie. Happy
birthday, EAB and especially happy 400.
Thank you very much. Lock balls for
Theo. Happy 8th anniversary and here's
to many more. Hopefully though there's
not many more anniversaries where I'll
be telling you Dumbos to play DDLC since
you will have already played it by then.
H I wouldn't hold out a huge amount of
hope from that one. 8 years. So many
70our work weeks made easier listening
to all of you. Seriously, thank you
gentlemen. No problem. Thank you for
letting us know. Happy birthday. Have
fun. Keep uh keep helping me sleep well
at night. Listen, that's uh that's good
to hear, but probably wouldn't have been
good to hear for us at that point cuz we
were like we're about to face a night of
not sleeping at all. [laughter]
>> Yeah. And then you get that rocky
somewhat sleep after it and then you
finally get back to some normaly after a
little bit. How long did you sleep for
your first sleep after the anniversary
platoon?
Um
12
10 hours. It wasn't an unusually long
sleep and I think I just slept a
slightly longer amount for the next two
days than I normally would, but I didn't
like have a one massive crash session.
>> I think I got like six or something and
then
>> eventually got a longer one. Usually how
it goes.
>> That's nice.
>> Yeah, I don't think I've recovered yet.
[laughter]
>> Not really.
>> Last night might have been I had like I
think I slept 12 hours last night. That
might have been the last of the recovery
sleeps.
>> I'm jealous of that. I I didn't sleep
for that long today. [laughter]
It's a lot less than that.
>> If Steve from Stranger Things is the
Dawn's nephew, does he know about the
cosmic chicken or the elders of
Eappalon? Shout out to Australia being
real. Oh, nice. Um,
>> is real. I think he knew about all that,
but it didn't come up in the show,
which, you know, just shows how much the
Duffers were cowards, but what can you
do? Um, Renee evil at the end of the
season feels abrupt. It's like Mass
Effect. She gets three renegade from
talking to Damon over Misaria and
unlocks the tyrant cosmetic cuz she got
to 150 XP milestone or something.
>> Uh, no, I disagree. I think the show is
finally catching up with uh with uh who
she actually is.
>> She's
>> the way we've kind of looked at it is uh
it kind of came up in in the discussions
on Gary's channel. It was like I hate
this decision. I hate this decision. I
hate this decision. It was like well it
matches the previous three and four and
five and six all the way back to season
two. And then I sort of had the
revelation of like, yeah, and I've hated
all the decisions since basically season
2 with her character.
>> Um,
>> yeah. So,
>> you know, now that the show is finally
realizing, oh, yeah, she's like
incompetent and egotistical,
it's like, oh, finally, nice.
>> Yeah. It's part of the problem is
because though the decisions might be
consistent, for a lot of the way through
season 2, the show still seemed firmly
to be on her side in making the dumb,
stupid, ridiculous decisions that she
makes and has only recently come to the
opinion that those same decisions are
actually what makes her bad and evil.
But you can't really tell me that no,
no, she's she's breaking the mold and
being individual and independent and
this is what makes her good and then
sort of flip quite late on and say no,
this is what makes her bad. The
decisions can be consistent, but the
framing is the thing that makes it not
all that satisfying, especially when you
consider how much time they've wasted on
other things which are just not
interesting.
Many a problem for that. Sure. Happy
anniversary, lads. Could more argue for
Spider-Man 3 versus Brand New Day, while
Fringy does the opposite and platoon
judges.
So,
>> haven't seen Spider-Man 3 for
>> So, I've got to argue in favor of
Spider-Man 3 versus Brand New Day, and
you've got to do the reverse. I don't
think that's very fair for Frank,
honestly.
>> It's also not going to work. The only
reme only memory I have of Spider-Man 3
is the stupid Buddy Magcguire dance.
That's it. I haven't seen that film for
decades.
>> I can give it a try. I can give it a I
can give it a shot.
>> Well, I mean, so I have to make Do I
have to make an argument about why
Spider-Man 3 is worthwhile or why it's
better than Brand New Day? Cuz it's
going to be easy on the latter. It's
just like it's just obviously more
>> coherent. I'm ready to engage in bad
faith arguments here. [laughter]
>> Oh, okay. Well,
>> yeah, Spider-Man 3 like despite being a
bit over stuffed and everything, it's
still got the immensely superior like
forms of filming. It's it's way better
like portrayed story. The the Peter
Parker versus Spider-Man stuff is far
clearer. The symbiote is is like silly
to an extent with how it drives Peter
into a his um his his bully arc and
everything, but at least there's like an
amusing entertainment to it and then
like it gets to an actual serious place.
There's weakness in the villains for
sure in Spider-Man 3 and then weakness
in the plot. Like we're talking, you
know, a fraction of the damage that
Brand New Day has to deal with. There's
not going to be an element of The Brand
New Day does that I think isn't done
better in Spider-Man 3 that I also think
is kind of a bad movie. I I don't really
know what else to say. I just think it's
a
>> Okay, now that like I said, bear in mind
these are all bad faith arguments here,
okay? That's what's happening here.
You're about to see engaging in bad
faith. Um the the the uh the internet
and I don't know internet culture has
made it to where people retroactively
think that Spider-Man 3 is better than
it is ignoring the fact that it is
overtly and plainly embarrassing and
cringe-inducing and trying to find ways
to sort of twist that around and make it
more worthwhile. The reality is that
movie was bad. None of it was uh Sam
Ramy's fault though as the producers cuz
they made him put in Venom and he
couldn't figure it out and the
consequence of that is that that movie
is [ __ ] [ __ ] or something. Meanwhile,
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is a very
emotional, grounded story, dealing with
isolation and loneliness and Peter
Parker's struggle with opening up to the
world and and being vulnerable and
connecting with people and realizing
that this is a burden that he doesn't
need to carry alone, even though
even though that's doesn't that's not in
line with with uh No Way Home, but John
Watts is a hack, so that's okay. It's
okay to it's okay to contradict that.
Um, it's got a really it's it's got
great cinematography. It's got practical
uh effects and and and and wire work.
Um, and Spider-Man 3 is cringe. There
you go.
>> It was a better argument than you'd find
in the high top video, for example. But
I think
>> like I said, that is profoundly bad
faith. [laughter] All of those
arguments.
And I'm going to have to take the side
of Spider-Man 3 in that case, even
though I haven't seen it for many years,
but the argument was just more
compelling.
>> Good. Good. The bad attempt was
>> I think I mean, yeah, Spider-Man 3 is a
better it's it's it's really very messy
and inconsistent. It's got a lot of
problems, but the thing is is that bad
in 2007 is different to bad in 2026.
Things have gotten worse.
>> Yeah. I mean, as I remember at the time
being like, what? It turns out Flint
Marco was the one that shot Uncle Ben.
Like, are you serious? Like, why? Why?
But, but obviously that compared to none
of the enemies have any idea who Peter
Parker even is. Like, oh,
>> well,
>> well, yes, exactly. Is it better that
all of the villain is it worse that all
of the v villains are conveniently
connected to the main character in some
personal way? Uh, or is it worse that
they literally have nothing to do with
him at all?
>> Yeah. No connection, no relationship.
>> Um, also I will be right back. Just got
to go sort something out. So you guys,
if you want to just discuss Spider-Man
for a little bit as I know you'd love
to.
>> Oh, do we have to?
>> I will be right back. [laughter]
>> God, I How much money is that movie made
now? What's it looking like?
>> 2 2 something 2.3.
>> I feel like I saw somewhere recently
that it's about to become the third
highest grossing film of all time.
number three, which means it beat Avatar
2.
>> I mean, there's still the inflation
thing that always comes into that
consideration, but uh cuz I I know I
think I saw a story that it only
recently beat
>> Oh, [ __ ] What was the It just beat a
movie, an older movie in number of
tickets sold, which is is more I think
it was was it Titanic in tickets sold?
>> That would be surprising. I feel like
Titanic would have to have sold more
tickets. I think it did because if you
adjust Titanic for inflation, it's like
three or4 billion dollars and tickets
were cheaper. I basically I [ __ ] I wish
I could remember which film. Spider-Man
brand new day recently be a fairly big
movie in tickets sold, but it's not I
don't think anywhere near the top five
for tickets sold. It's got like it's a
little bit like the um the Odyssey thing
because if you there's no like actual
official numbers for tickets sold, but
you can sort of take a guess. And the
Odyssey making a billion did it on
something. It's something like half the
number of tickets sold is another film
making a billion just because of the
IMAX premium and the number of people
who buy like multiples.
>> Yeah, that makes sense. Then that Yeah,
that ended up it's funny looking at the
list. Apparently, Zootopia 2 made like$2
billion dollars. I just didn't know
that. I completely didn't realize that
that happened.
>> No.
>> Was that last year,
>> man?
>> Yeah, it was. Um, it's a pretty grim
list of uh these films that are like at
at this point like, man, it's it's Yeah,
it's actually crazy looking at the list
of like the the the most successful
films of all time. It takes like a good
long while before you get to like the
first genuinely great movie that's on
that list, which is Jurassic. Oh, wait.
No, sorry. That's Jurassic World. Never
mind. I thought it was Jurassic Park.
No, it's The Lion King. No, that's the
remake. Oh my god. You have to go way
further down than that. Man, how long
does it take to get to the first
genuinely
Beauty and the Beast, which is number
29? Is that also the live action remake
or is that the original?
>> Oh. Oh, that's actually a good point.
Hold on. Oh, no. It's the remake.
>> It's going to [laughter] be, but they're
all going to be This is all It's
inflation again. All these lists are
pointless. They should do
inflationadjusted top movies ever. And
then you'd probably find way better ones
near the top of the list. And all the
modern billiondollar movies that suck
would not be in like the top 10.
>> No, that's that's true because it's it
is relevant, but everything likes to do
nominal. And when you look at it at
nominal, it's really unfortunately it's
like Titanic kind of stands alone
amongst this list. It stands alone as an
original movie that is like of high
quality on uh on various uh fronts
compared to everything else cuz
otherwise it's like yeah you got Avatar
the shitty Avengers movies [laughter]
like not even I guess you got Infinity
War but Infinity War is a mixed bag
actually. Damn. actually cuz now it's
it's a top 50 and genuinely I think the
you got Joker on there which feels
tainted by
>> Joker 2. Yeah,
>> Joker 2. There's only one movie that's
in the top 50 that is um that is from
prior to 2000. But you got Return of the
King on there at least that's there at
number 36.
>> Number 36 though. Yeah. Oh wow. That's
like Yeah. You got one movie from in the
top 50. It's one movie from 1997, which
is Titanic. And then you've got one,
two, three movies that were released
before 2010, which is Return of the
King, Dead Man's Chest, and Avatar. The
remaining 46 films all came out in the
last 25 uh the last 15 years. Many,
many, many, many, many
projects as well. Many,
>> in fact, the majority of them are
probably Disney.
So, that's just great.
But it's a stupid metric. It's like if
the economy suddenly went the way of
Zimbabwe and we had hyperinflation, then
Shelby Oaks could be a billion dollar
movie. [laughter]
>> That's true.
>> That is true. Yeah.
>> What does it look like
>> adjusted for inflation? Ah, yes. Gone
with the Wind is the undefeated number
one.
>> Yeah.
>> On that front.
>> Yeah. Avatar, Titanic, Star Wars,
Endgame. Gh. Uh, The Sound of Music, ET,
The Ten Commandments.
I Dr. Zivago. I've never heard of that
before.
>> I've heard of it, but I've never seen
it.
>> And Jaws. Jaws is
>> But it's already a way better list. And
that's just the top 10.
>> Yeah. Like really, the only notably
frustrating one on there is Endgame.
I mean, cuz, you know, I don't like, you
know, Avatar is. But even the first one,
it's like I'll give you something first
one. I'll give I'll give you a little
bit of credit there.
>> Yeah, it was huge. I can't still to this
day work out why, but it was huge.
Everybody had to go and see it.
>> It was It feels like it was just in
tandem with the 3D thing that was like
that kind of blew it up. It was like,
"Wow, look, it's in 3D." And then every
movie was in 3D for two or three years
there and then they gave up.
>> I'm talking about Avatar.
>> I remember.
>> Yeah. Well, just 3D. Yeah, we got on
that and then 3D movies. I was just
reminded cuz I remember um it was like
shortly after that came out. I remember
seeing Clash of the Titans and that was
in 3D because
of Avatar.
>> Do you remember Clash of the Titans? Do
you remember Wrath of the Titans?
>> I do. I feel like I was one of the fewer
people who even saw Wrath of the Titans.
>> I think Rosman Pike is in that one.
>> A lot of famous people in both those
movies. And hey, God. Well, yeah.
>> The craze of 3D and Sam Worththington to
be like, "Hey, it's the Avatar guy." You
know,
>> that's Yeah. And it didn't really mean
much to anybody that was the case,
>> though. I think Clash of the Titans was
successful.
I mean, it got a sequel, but then again,
so did Superman. Oh.
Um, the end of that question was
favorite video of each host and why. So,
I'm probably going to go with myself
with Fring's Endgame video. Nice and
quick uh a quick brisk 2 hours plus of
summarizing why that film is horrendous
in every way, shape, and form. To the
point where people still ask me to this
day, where's my video on it? It's like,
there's no need. Frank's done it. I I I
couldn't possibly add to that
conversation in any more meaningful way
than he's done it. And
>> they're re-releasing it with 4 minutes
more footage. Uh, you have to re you
have to re-release that video for you.
Um, and then Platoon decided it's
probably going to be uh Superman. I just
I enjoyed watching you tear that apart.
It's such a piss poor movie.
>> That was going to be my answer. So, I'll
still take it though. [laughter]
>> I was actually asked this question on my
uh Zero Company stream and I think my
answer was the Endgame video and
Multiverse of Madness.
Multiverse man was [ __ ] crazy. It
took so long to make that one.
>> Yep.
>> And uh
>> I mean it was neatly captured everything
wrong with the movie, but also very
neatly showed exactly what was going to
be wrong with basically every future
Marvel film as well, cuz that was the uh
thing that really kicked it all off.
>> And the fun fact that was I kept getting
copyright issues with each upload. And
um one finally went up that didn't like
the night before and then I asked
everybody if I should still release it
on schedule of when I told everyone I
would or should I wait in case it could
enter problems and I think all of you
said wait and I decided I wouldn't. I
was like [ __ ] it. I'm not going to. And
luckily, uh, it did not encounter any
problems, but that was it was very risky
that move
cuz, uh, some videos,
>> not that this counts, but like the the
Ant-Man one, I I cannot enable
monetization on it. It's, uh, all for a
swear word that I guess pissed off the
wrong bot in the wrong way. And um, it's
weird that there's nothing in the system
that allows you to account for that.
You know, you can get rid of copyright
with all kinds of tools.
>> That's right. But not that
>> you can cut out if you if you're really
like you can go into the YouTube editor
and try and cut out the precise instance
of the swear word and then rescan it. I
think you're allowed to, but it's really
finicky and it's an assay cuz the
YouTube editor sucks.
>> Yes. Um and then also I presume that it
might just reveals like we actually took
issue with several parts not just that
one. You're like ah
>> yeah I think I did that with is it a
rings of power video? I think one of
them I tried doing that and then it said
no still can't have it. I think also did
it with um Predator Badlands, but there
wasn't even anything in it. Like there
were no evil swear words and there was
no particularly graphic imagery. But
then YouTube had announced that it was
going to do this thing where it tells
you where in the video that you've
violated the policy and it said here
look this where it is and then it just
gave me nothing on the little timeline.
So I said, "Well, that's utterly
useless. Can I please have it?" It might
be because there's massacre in the
title. That's kind of the only thing I
could figure that maybe did it. That's
such a weak word to trigger total age
restriction and demonetization.
>> Mhm.
Uh, hey guys, happy anniversary
because I guess my answer is yeah, I
would also say it's Platoon's Superman
video. Uh, that is it's if it was like
that movie, it's it still got away with
so much. Whereas like that video is kind
of a very surgical precise evisceration
of that film. And I guess for uh noobs,
it's probably TFA part three, which
might be a a common answer for a lot of
people. I would imagine
>> it's actually my answer.
>> That one's
big old uh the big old speech that you
have in there, which is
>> which is currently not in there, by the
way.
>> That's unfortunate. But yeah, it's a
very I I still consider it as part of
that video, obviously. Very very very
cathartic. It was my mistake for putting
a a TV show soundtrack on it, but the
song was so perfect for tone. Uh like,
you know, again, my bad, but
>> I'll fix it at some point. And that that
whole speech is just uh broadly about
how everything got destroyed. Um I, you
know, wider IP than just Star Wars. So,
I'm going to try and find a way to fit
it into TFA part 6. I've already said
that's going to be like a a plan. and I
will find a track that not only better
fits but isn't going to be hit with
copyright hopefully. But um yeah, no I
uh that one TFA part 3's got a bunch of
editing stuff in it that despite taking
a long time I was really really happy
with definitely uh it's TFA is a weird
series for me like uh this feels like a
chance to stretch all different kinds of
goals in terms of breaking things down
looking at other media but also doing
crazier things with editing. crazier for
me anyway. Like uh a lot of people are
much more crazily capable of all kinds
of things. Foreshadowing for some fun to
be had in uh upcoming EFAP things with
different editors, I'm sure.
>> Um what's you guys' favorite videos of
yourselves
>> of your own?
Uh
maybe maybe it's recency bias for my own
thing, but part one of the Halo videos.
So that's uh I'm I'm quite happy with
that.
Um
I don't know. might be might be
Superman, but
there's got to be another one. I I like
some of the smaller ones that don't do
as well, like the fairy tale related
ones. Peter Pan, I enjoyed a lot because
it's a good chance to talk about where
these stories come from. Um,
yeah, I'll say Superman in the absence
of a better idea. Superman it is. So, if
anyone's listening, you just got three
different recommendations to see
Platoon's Superman video. Well, if you
haven't seen it, get in. Maybe you were
you were like, "No, I like Superman."
But enough time has passed. [laughter]
Like, okay, it's time to not like
Superman. All right. Especially with Bad
Tomorrow on the horizon.
Um,
>> it did inspire a couple of absolutely
abysmal response videos. So, that's
another point in its favor. [laughter]
>> The Superman defenders did not send
their best.
>> That happened with Deadpool Wolverine.
And what I mean specifically is the our
coverage of it back in the day. And as
far as I'm aware, a lot of the people
who even ripped us apart, quote unquote,
for Deadpool Wolverine, have since said
it's pretty bad film. It's just like
it's kind of the circuit for us a lot of
the time. Cuz Deadpool Wolverine, if you
remember, the emotions were through the
[ __ ] roof for people. Like, you know,
I'm not trying to be a dick, but it was
designed to blind people. Um, again,
looking for a word for it, but it's the
TFA effect. It's happened to everybody
at some point. You watch a movie and
you're like, "Wow." It's just that
>> you got to you got to realize like a
they they know this. They know they know
that it works.
>> Yeah.
>> So you got to make it not work by uh
being more
>> disincentive for it.
>> Yeah. There's always loads of like tells
for it as well. But um Deadpool
Wolverine has aged so horrifically now.
I don't see many people celebrating any
aspect of it at all online. Whereas day
one, day week one, month one, holy [ __ ]
The internet was going crazy for that
movie.
[ __ ] the amount of times people post
to the intro song and it would get like
a bazillion retweets and stuff.
>> There there's everything wrong with it.
>> Everything is wrong with it. Yeah. And
not to mention that like how time moves
like you can't post that now without
people making fun of you.
>> Yep. Which they should you should be
made fun of. It was it was lame. It was
really lame. It was particularly lame in
contrast with uh like it's funny when
saying everything wrong with it. It's
like now that the TVA are the bad guys,
they don't have faces so that you don't
care when they die. Even though they
were always the bad guys like in Log,
they were always bad guys, but these
guys are wearing masks so that they're
more like faceless goons so you don't
care that they die. They're being killed
with the corpse in continuity of Logan
from Logan. When you watch that ending,
unfortunately for you, whether you like
it or not, the in continuity, that
corpse gets dug up and Deadpool uses it
to kill a bunch of time traveling
losers. Um, and instead of having fun
names that make fun of the people making
the film because it's a corporate
product more so than the other ones
were, everybody gets properly credited
because they're lame. Now, that was like
the biggest tell. Oh no. Oh no. this is
the sellout version of Deadpool,
[laughter] which you know, now I kind of
hate that character.
>> It was uh difficult not to hate the
concept, even from the get-go. Now, I'm
not going to say it was impossible for
them to have done it well, cuz I really
do think there was this waste. But
watching Logan, it always uh hits a bit
harder than maybe I expect cuz of how
much X-Men 1, two, and three means me
more than I realize in terms of like uh
formative sort of superhero stuff. But,
you know, tilting his cross on his tomb,
not to well, the the cross of his uh his
grave to an X so that it simultaneously
is like so meaningful for the story,
what she feels about him and how he
inspired her and all the they found the
comics and the reputation of the X-Men
in that universe, but it's also a
celebration of the character of
Wolverine, at least Hugh Jackman's
Wolverine, you know, certainly, and like
what an impact he made. And then this it
feels like one of the most somber and
meaningful like goodbyes to Fox X-Men
like and thank you sort of thing. And
you're like good stuff. Really good. And
then they just like no we're not done
yet. And it's like [sighs]
>> no this is the goodbye. No this is the
goodbye. It's like dude we did we did
that. It was done.
>> Well and that's the insane thing. They
did another goodbye and they were more
overt about it in a really bad way in
Deadpool Wolverine, right? like the
[ __ ] behind the scenes [ __ ] which
felt so weird. It's just like a we're
the ones that get to say goodbye to Fox
X-Men, even though we know already at
that point like you're going to do
another one in Doomsday and [ __ ]
Secret Wars. This has become a joke now
when Logan really did kind of nail it
that goodbye.
Um, so you know, thanks for ruining
that, but then also making something way
worse. Just situation that's got way too
many examples, unfortunately.
[sighs] Anyway,
um, we got It's funny how you can see
different messages coming up that define
what uh subjects we'll be coming to.
He'll start to remember for sure. Happy
anniversary. my health uh has gotten
really bad since last year and listening
to EFAP has been one of the few things
keeping me sane lately. Thank you for
the amazing work you guys do. I'm sorry
to hear that, man. And uh yeah, anything
anything we can do to pass time, escape
the world a little bit. Um it's good to
hear that that's something we can do. Um
>> Mhm.
>> Wow, 400. That's a lot of eaps, I guess,
for a person of long. Or is it not? I
don't know.
It's the third time. So what a surprise.
It's a long staying quote that one. Uh
so M aside, favorite Batman foe and why?
What does M aside mean? What what Batman
foe is begins with an M? Mysterio aside.
>> Wait, no, sorry. Batman Jesus.
[laughter]
Um what Batman vill begins with an M? I
was just thinking all villains. I was
like, no, that's not going to work.
>> Mr. freeze
[laughter]
>> probably not what they're going for but
maybe
>> I mean could just answer it anyway who's
I mean it's it's Joker I'd say like yeah
it's Joker
>> you want to give give two reasons that's
one more than one but one less than
three
>> might be the the sort of uh normal sort
of plain answer but it's like his
complete antithesis
which can provide a lot of really
interesting ways of examining
uh the character um or or maybe even
that he can represent his antithesis in
many different ways depending on even
the interpretation that you go for for a
particular Batman. Um it's uh I think I
think there is a reason why he is the
most well-known most like enduring
um Batman villain. I think I think
there's like a clear reason for that,
which is that he challenges him like to
the very core in a in a specific and
unique way that is difficult for um a
lot of the other villains who I still
think are really cool to uh to do.
Like Joker is uh is uh unique in that in
that respect.
Um that not to not to necessarily like
downplay the uniqueness of conflicts you
might have with like Penguin or Rachel
Ghoul or um or you know Mr. Freeze.
>> Who you got platoon?
>> Um Joker.
[laughter]
>> Well then there you go. You want to
>> for reasons previously stated. Um, I
mean I'm not a huge expert on on on
Batman by any means to say it's kind of
just from the few movies that I have
seen, but also from what I understand of
the character concept. It's just you
have a character in Batman who in his
way fights for a kind of order and is a
reaction to the collapse of order. Um,
he fills in gaps where governments fail,
the police service becomes corrupt and
can't maintain it. He he almost fights
for a new
recreation of of a kind of ordered
society. And then you have in Joker as
somebody who is so philosophically alien
to the concept of of an ordered universe
that it's it's he presents ethical
challenges and moral challenges
obviously but then his existence is kind
of a philosophical challenge to the idea
of what Batman is stands for represents
and the world that he wants to see. You
can't have Batman's world with Joker in
it. Joker exists to make that world
impossible. So that's what makes him
sort of philosophically more interesting
than a Mr. Freeze. Though Mr. Freeze has
of course some very profound
philosophical points to make as well.
>> Yeah. Um like Frank said, there's no
discounting the other ones. Uh I think
Bane is actually underrated thanks to
the bad adaptations, but you got
Nightfall for people who haven't seen
that to give you an idea of what Bane is
capable of in terms of being a much more
intimidated and thorough enemy. My pick
isn't actually Joker. I've said this on
Real BBC before. Um because I I said as
clarifying, is this about the characters
in concept, the characters in execution,
or a mix of both? And ultimately it was
just like it's whatever you choose
really. And so for me, I've always felt
the potential of Scarecrow is actually
like always going to be my favorite for
Batman. Every appearance he has in the
games or even in the movies is usually,
I would say, quality to time one of the
best ratios for any character that
exists in the Batman world. Um because
obviously you get really great [ __ ] out
of Penguin, Mr. Freeze, and absolutely
with Joker. It's just that, you know,
they all get a lot of time to the point
where I do think I assume this isn't
controversial, but something like
Calendar Man or Condiment King, as silly
as they may sound, uh when you give them
enough time and quality, they could
become extremely strong villains because
really there's nothing that you can't
solve in writing when it comes to it's
like, "Oh, my character is fluffy bunny
man." and he bounces around and it's
like, yeah, I think even that, you know,
we we'd be able to figure something
eventually if we just uh work hard
enough. Uh Scarecrow though, I consider
that one of them. I don't I don't know
how to rate this in a way, but he's he
offers you so much from the get- go that
you need only uh do an okay job and he's
already going to be really interesting,
but if you do an amazing job, then he's
going to be [ __ ] top tier. the idea
that he's a science a psychiatrist who's
like fascinated by the human mind to the
point of wanting to develop um you know
combinations and concoctions that better
provide like an experience but
simultaneously move into destroying the
human mind based on his like fascination
with it and then to go against Batman
who's you know part of his identity is
to inflict fear into the criminals of
Gotham to to like instead of inspiring
good people to do better. You inspire
the worst people to avoid doing the
worst things for fear of uh the
repercussions or who's going to come for
you if you do it to give that guy a sort
of indepth um his own mind becomes his
own worst enemy, right? So, it like
changes the world around him. His his
strengths and his uh his almost like
discipline in his mentality becomes uh
something that's like turned against
him. Scarecrow himself is pretty, you
know, he's weak. like he's just a guy
with a scarecrow outfit a lot of the
time. Obviously, different iterations
you can get different powers and stuff.
It is Batman after all. I think there's
a God Emperor version of Joker in some
iteration. So, um I'm sure there is one
for Scarecrow as well. But, uh, the idea
that he's always going to be this thorn
in Batman's side because no matter where
he is in life, if he's prompted to dig a
really deep into his own psyche and deal
with things that are still there, which
are absolutely still there, cuz Batman
is, you know, he's at least in in part
somewhat psychotic with the things he
gets up to, that Scarecrow is always
going to be this, you know, a threat
that goes beyond that of um, a lot of
different enemies. I think that I want
to do like a special mention for Bane
because I think a lot of people really
do discount him as he's big guy who's
going to punch Batman to death when
there's uh so much going on on the
better versions of him. But that kind of
highlights what I'm getting at. Joker
has been given so many great artists,
like so many different versions of him
that it's obvious he's he's going to be
a great um sort of iteration. But
Scarecrow, I feel like, has got amazing
potential and uh he's just like one
great movie away from being considered
like a top tier S-rank Batman uh villain
cuz he's uh he's already been proven in
those different iterations. I think
what's so annoying is like um Killian
Murphy is perfectly cast,
you know, for like a full movie actual
villain for Scarecrow, but he never
quite got there, unfortunately. Thanks,
Nolan.
>> It's his fault.
I guess it's his fault for casting him
though and getting you excited about the
character.
>> I mean, I like him in the movies. I
That's what I was saying. I think his
ratio for time versus quality is
probably the highest of basically any
villain in Batman's uh gallery.
Every time he turns up, the the scenes
in the games or the movies is just
they're just really [ __ ] good.
Um
>> yeah, he um he'd be my pick actually. I
remember he was really cool in um
Injustice 2. They did like um they had
it so that he was just a regular guy,
but he used the fear toxin and it turned
him into like the version that's in the
long Halloween. So like you'd fight
who's like a wacky monster looking
person but obviously he is just you know
the actual scarecrow
>> in Arkham where it' be like you're in
the the ruined like city buildings of of
Gotham and he's this like [ __ ]
Godzilla level creature that's looking
for you and you have to hide behind the
buildings and there's so much artistic
freedom that they get to play with when
it's uh
>> when it's Scarecrow and I I love it and
I just guess.
>> Yes. Yes. I in a way Scarecrow is
Batman's Mysterio. Um, and there's again
just so much you can do. Uh,
>> I agree. I I'd rate him super high for
sure.
>> So, uh, yeah, there you go. And, uh, the
the second question was, who's the
scariest for you guys?
>> Um, scariest. I mean, probably is
Scarecrow.
>> I think it would be Scarecrow for me. I
would say that Joker is um Joker scary
is uh complicated I guess in terms of
whether I would say that I think Joker
is scary. It's like he can be you know
when he's LIKE LOOK AT ME but a lot of
the time [clears throat] he makes me
laugh
>> which is obviously kind of part of the
the whole idea with a character. It's an
interesting balance of comedy and drama
when you're dealing with Joker
>> when he's the scarecrow turns you on
yourself. So, you're almost never able
to counter him unless you stop the fear
toxin or you have a, you know, cure for
it or whatever.
>> Mhm.
>> Um,
you get to look at women in the first 3
hours. Did Disney buy eap now, too?
Maybe. Maybe. You have to figure it out.
EAP started shortly after I got into
college. This year, I finally finished
my masters and even managed to sneak in
a mihi. She sent me high citation on my
project, even if I'm in STEM and not
psych. good.
He's a good lad.
Rest in peace.
>> My favorite thing about academ is like
trying to figure out how I could work in
completely [ __ ] sources when I
wasn't taking a course too seriously. I
did an entire essay where I think I only
referenced South Park episodes and there
was one it was some sexual ethics module
where and my my university was founded
by Catholics and remained quite a
Catholic institution and like all the
lecturers were priests and nuns and so
naturally I just referenced a whole
bunch of gay porn websites so that if
anybody wanted to check they could live
in sin. I was I had fun at university.
>> We made a habit of talking while saying
nothing. and Gilbo Gabbins.
Many such cases, I'm afraid. Look, Mom,
I'm on the anniversary stream. I wonder
how many characters 10 America bucks
buys me. Maybe I can just keep talking
till it makes me stop or ask Fringy what
it feels like to be such an absolute and
then it just ends.
>> Don't know what they would have said.
>> I guess we'll never know.
>> We'll never know. What makes a good
>> wanted to say you are just the absolute
fringy. I think I agree with that
actually
is the absolute Batman version of
Fringy. You you imagine what you'd look
like
>> with a silly a silly um like logo as
well. That super fat Batman logo.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh what makes a good EFAB episode? It
depends. Yeah. That's that was the whole
See, and that's what I mean. Uh even
that one lesson I got from that other
video, they didn't end it with it
depends. They said, "Don't instinctively
move against human nature or instinct
like instinct from players," which is
much more of a definitive like line.
It's not like a Sometimes you got to do
something about stuff.
>> Yeah. No, it's it's it's uh it reminds
me of a particularly annoying kind of
self-help where it's like, "Well, I
don't have all the answers." It's like,
"Oh, okay. One would be nice. [laughter]
You could just give me one sort of
>> statement." It's like, "Well, it depends
on this, this, this, this, this, or
this." as well. You can't say it's like,
dude, this is like [ __ ] worthless.
>> It's absolutely
>> I'm actually referencing something. I
didn't realize it for a second there.
That's the um that's what Steven Fry
said to
>> uh Did you see this debate? Uh say I
know Fringy has the um it's Christopher
Hitchens and Steven Fry versus
>> Whitikum and the Bishop some African
bishop. Yeah, I did see that.
>> Uh I watched that when it came out. It
was [ __ ] crazy. And um yeah, at one
point Anne Whitikham I think says it's
not it's not our place to define
necessarily whether an action is like it
relates to like the the [ __ ] history
of sins with the Catholic Church. And
she says like it's not our place to
necessarily decide whether or not it's
good or bad. And then Steven Fry just
goes, "Well, then what are you for?"
[laughter]
I remember being like, "Oh shit."
Uh happy EAB 400. Can't do the full 24
hours this year, but still happy to be
here nonetheless. Well, don't worry.
Those 24 hours can be spent at any time.
You can uh go ahead and jump on any of
them at any time, anytime you want.
They'll all be there for you. New nuts
have just dropped. Yes, you did a video
on uh female superhero or female
characters actually. Um she was talking
about and she made reference
>> to uh plenty like she she did talk about
how we still got some good ones coming
out for sure, but um she goes over a lot
of the huge problems. one of many being
an unwillingness to let them be hurt,
unwillingness for them to, you know,
probably be flawed. But, uh, even like
the phenomenon of creating brand new
ones that you can't do anything for and
then taking old ones that worked and
ruining them and then, um, you know,
broadly, it's not something you haven't
necessarily heard from other places, but
the way she presents it in her editing
is uh, [ __ ] top tier. But, you know,
the um this aversion to being sexist, to
to mistreating women in storytelling, to
never wanting to be given a label that
makes you seem like you're a you're a
marginalizing act, a writer. You're
you're a failure of a person in this
culture. All of it has led to an
inability to actually experiment with
female characters in any way. You turn
them all into
>> which of course is detrimental to the
thing that you're you're sort of trying
to pursue.
>> Yeah. Yeah,
>> like I think it's I think it's very
unproductive and unhelpful if um women
are essentially underserved in terms of
uh in terms of characters.
And I I think I think it would have to
it's like I mean clear clearly
something's gone wrong on that front. I
mean look at the conversation. Look at
how [ __ ] painful it is at the moment.
You know, part of what's part of a a
important aspect of like storytelling is
you kind of got to be willing to have
your characters suffer a bit um so that
they can come out on the other side or
maybe even not if you're doing a
tragedy. Maybe maybe that should be
another thing that we need more
tragedies in stories. when we're talking
about um sort of like basics, uh there
are there are creators that can maybe
tackle a lot of standard advice in terms
of can I make a story that's got an
interesting character when they have
absolutely no way of being hurt or that
they'll never actually encounter any
conflicts. It's like tough. You might be
able to pull it off and there there are
there are few who can, as Gandalf would
would put it. But the people who are
trying to tackle stuff like that are
people who can't even do like guy walks
into castle, slays monster to save girl.
If you can't even do that, maybe don't
try doing anything [ __ ] that's
developed from a lot of
>> centuries of story.
>> Yeah, that's the thing is like I'm I'm
very interested in experimental
storytelling. I'm not interested in
seeing it from people who can't write
normal stories.
>> Yeah.
>> Finished the OG Halo trilogy recently.
Sergeant Johnson is the spirit of
humanity. A dark soul, if you will. A
pretty cool dude if you won't. Happy
400. pretty cool dude that's not in the
show mercifully, but very also very rude
of them still.
>> Yes.
Congratulations on 400 episodes and 8
years of EFAB boys. My first ever EAB I
watched was 42. I managed to catch live
50 for the whole 24 hours back in grade
12. Thanks Rags, Fringy Platoon, and you
long man for the laughs. I will never
forget loud soup. That was a good meme.
Just so you understand, by the way,
there was no intention of making the
50th episode 24 hours at all. It was
just going to be that's the 50th episode
and maybe we'll we'll have some people
on. We'll go a little bit longer, but
no, no, no 25. But then I think it was
Wolf that just said, "You should make it
24 hours." And I was like, "Well, that's
that's going to be really tough." And
he's like, "Yeah, you should though.
It'd be fun as an anniversary thing."
And I was like, "Oh, I don't know.
Really?" He like he like was really
interested in the idea and so we went
with it. And now we're cursed to have to
do it every year. [laughter]
If only I had said like, "Nah, nah,
don't worry about it. D.
Um, 8 years. I started watching this in
high school. This started when I was in
seventh grade. And this stream plays
while I move into my apartment. Third
year of uni. May the masses rain for a
massive length. I'm sure by the time we
hit the final episode of EFAB, someone
will say, "When I was born, this was on
in the room that I was listening to."
[laughter]
>> And this message is being sent as a
result of my uh my estate because I died
and I wanted to make sure it was said.
It's like, I lived 200 years. Like, oh
my god.
>> I went to Mars. I had a house on Mars.
>> It's like an essay moved to a Jared
Genesis video.
>> This what um what Roy Batty says
basically the end of Blade Runner. It's
like I've seen things throughout the
existence.
>> Um if I uh if I were aspiring game dev,
I might get inspiration from YouTube
vids, but not serious learning.
You can get serious learning from
YouTube videos, but not from Mark Brown.
>> Mark Brown. Mhm.
>> And that's to an extent. I feel like
Mark Brown, if I met some party and said
this to him, like, I think your editing
is really good. I even think you've got
a a good way of speaking to bring people
into the video, but that I just don't
believe anyone could truly learn
anything from your videos. I I wonder if
he would be like, "Oh, well,
[laughter] like I wonder how he would
take it. I feel like he would take it as
a very very like in a dead Flanders
way."
Well, I'm sorry you feel like that, but
uh simultaneously he's been told by many
people that they have. So, uh it makes
sense that he would feel as though he's
added a lot to the game dev community,
so to speak.
What was crazy is when he was doing
those videos at first that I ended up
getting recommended and stuff was um
that was just the broad discussion
everyone was having about a lot of video
games anyway, and it just felt like he
was hitting hot topics and then saying
nothing about them.
I.e., Should Doxels have an easy mode?
It's like uh boring.
Um [sighs and gasps]
my Oh, wait. Uh platoon is the only one
on this panel that's actually been laid.
Wow. And we had a lot of people on the
panel at that point
>> apparently.
>> I don't know how they know this, but
[laughter] it's uh
>> again people at that point.
Like if I if I'm a bird then if that's
if that's something that people want to
say then I've been laid in an egg you
know
>> true
>> in a little egg and then popped out of
it but of course that's that's not not a
bird.
>> My recent mandatory AI training at work
reminds me of Brown. There was some
nouns that I shall need to look up in
real books later. Versatile verbs, baby.
This all you need to know.
I started watching when you were at
around episode 60 and then quickly
caught up. Been loving you ever since.
Happy anniversary. I'm gay actor Michael
Douglas. Farewell and a new you and
such. Oh, thank you gay actor Michael
Douglas. Appreciate you.
So, yeah, it's a long long way back. 60.
That would be year what 1.2 around
about. Oh, a lot of stuff has happened
since then.
Um, I've been here since before Rags
discovered what the black marks on
Jared's door were caused by. Here's to
many more. To be fair, I think it was I
said they were burns and then Rags said
they were just dirty hands over and over
again. Touched it cuz um I don't know.
It was just strange to me cuz I was just
like that doesn't happen conventionally
in any way. If you've got a door handle,
do you not use the door handle? That's
what the door handle is for. But like I
guess, you know, some people don't.
Somehow burning made more sense to me.
Uh, how can Red Bull not be your
favorite? Have you not seen their
YouTube channel? They have the best
sports content on the platform.
I didn't even know they had a YouTube
channel where they posted sports, but
you know, fair enough.
>> You know, they sponsored teams in all
sorts of things. There's a Red Bull F1
team, isn't there? I think.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're they're in F1.
>> They're in all sorts. KT uh the sponsors
for KTM and Moto GP. I mean, it's what
people joke about is that selling drinks
is like their side hustle at this point.
>> Red Bull is much more immersed in sports
and crazy wacky sporting events than uh
than than its own drink. Seemingly,
uh John is a channel member from Mhler
and Drinker, the famous John from the
the Backseater channel.
Dev was frriged and can't wait uh to
hear the wise words of the backseater
and his best friend John aka the John
seater. Well, I guess that tells you
where we are in the stream now. Drinker
is such an easy target and yet well
apparently not. If the backseater can't
take him out, I don't know. Been here
since the rotting melon that was last
Jedi. And if there could be only one
good consequence from that movie's
existence, I'm glad it was 8 years of
eap. Happy anniversary and high rags.
Yeah, man. is uh it was a little bit
later than that video dropping, but that
video is Why I Met Rags and Why I Met
Wolf technically and then and so on, I
guess, cuz those two met each other for
completely unrelated reasons. So, you
know, how it goes.
Um, the critical dingbat. Damn. Happy
EAP day, massives. Oh, thank you very
much.
You want it all to fail. All wa all wah
wah the front seater. I find this
particular slip up in his vid pretty
funny. So it's here.
Um I can't remember what he said that
about. Do you want it all to fail? I
guess what? Disney Star Wars cuz I mean
well it's an easy question. Roasted
Mooper. Yes. This is when um he called
out myself and Drinker for not reading
more of the EU, which I have yet to this
day continue to not read more of the EU.
>> Called you out at very close proximity.
>> Yeah. Well, I mean, he wasn't wrong.
[laughter] Wasn't wrong. Been here. Oh,
wait. Uh Teletubby's clip was from uh
EAB 225. Ah, I guess it wasn't. Well, I
assume that means I guess that could be
the catchup from 225, but I assume they
mean the mainline episode. Also, the
only reason anyone knows about Mother,
the energy drink, is because the
Internet Historian podcast, they made an
entire joke segment about it in the
video.
I don't even know about it. Like,
>> mother I'd heard about it. Yeah. It
seems weird to say that I'm drinking
mother.
>> Yes. Yes.
Um, prototyping is standard in software
engineering. The game guy, whatever his
name is, is right about that. His game
design advice was silly, but the
prototyping point was not.
I don't even remember specifically what
that conversation was anymore.
>> Was that he was saying your best ideas
are worthless until you've proven them.
I think was one of his points.
>> I think that means by British driving,
>> you know, we had a back and forth about
there's nuance for that one. That was
probably one of the more interesting
points compared to, you know, the
mechanics will define the experience
like wow
>> like yeah really
>> but you can also have really [ __ ]
prototypes for really good ideas. Some
some prototypes fail completely but then
the idea gets optioned and then it's
remade in a different form later happens
with movies happens with games as well.
>> Hence the whole part of making a video
game you know [laughter] like the the
the ask the activity of actually making
a game rather than a prototype.
>> You don't ship a prototype
>> unless you're talking about the game
prototype.
>> I remember
>> but I don't think he was. I do too. I
remember it's not as good as Infamous
but I like it.
How many prototype games were there? Was
just the one or
>> two? There was two. And then that was
the end of Radical. They got turned into
a Call of Duty support studio like every
>> eaten by Call of Duty
>> Activision studio that that uh that made
something that was somewhat niche.
>> Didn't um am I am I misremembering or
did uh
why the [ __ ] more on my memory? Um
people who made Dead Space I'm I'm
blanking for some reason.
>> Yeah.
>> They got eaten by Battlefield.
Well, yeah, cuz they did Dead Space 3,
then they did Battlefield Hardline,
and then I want to say there was
something else that they were working
on, but that was like the end basically.
Um, like Yeah, Battlefield Hardline. I
remember that. Um, and I remember what
everybody thought, which is seems weird,
man. Like,
>> yeah,
>> it's a Battlefield game where it's 64
players, but it's cops and robbers like
in massive battle in massive
battlefields, like with helicopters and
APCs and stuff. Just seems kind of
stupid, like a really stupid idea for a
game. I feel like there was something
else that they were working on as well.
Um, there were Oh, yes, that's right. It
was um Amy Henig went there and they
were making a Star Wars game. I think I
think it was Rag Tag.
um like a sort of Uncharted inspired um
Star Wars game and then that got
cancelled and then that was the end of
Visceral. Um because yeah, unfortunately
this is what we've se I mean we see this
all all over the I mean look at
Rockstar. Rockstar used to like make a
new game every year. Now they don't.
It's it's just um Grand Theft Auto and
Red Dead. And I wonder if they'll even
do Red Dead at this point. I remember
the other day I was looking it up. Red
Dead Redemption 2 sold like 75 million
copies, which means it is like among the
top five bestselling video games of all
time, but that is still considerably
less than Grand Theft Auto 5.
It's it's the problem is that like a lot
of these companies, it kind of makes
sense to massively consolidate all of
your resources around like one
franchise, you know? Like
unfortunately, is there any reason why
Activision should develop Crash
Bandicoot games? Why is that something
that they should do? I would like more
Crash Bandicoot games, but can that be
justified instead of just making more
Call of Duty? I don't know. That's
that's the that's the problem that we
find ourselves in with um
>> it's the same with EA. Unfortunately,
Dead Space is is seemingly not viable.
>> Um certainly not for like the budget and
scope that they want. Yeah, like it's
successful enough. People like it
enough, but not enough to to to justify
its continued existence, which is a real
shame. Um, compared to, you know, like
Resident Evil, which is bigger than it's
ever been and will never ever ever die.
>> Yeah. And honestly, the the happy
version of that is that you get the
satisfaction of like older fans and
newer fans with different branches of
production with remakes and blah blah.
But it's just that, you know, that's the
nice version of it. Whereas it's like
many people would tell you that all the
remakes are sucking the soul out of the
old versions and then the newer games
are just atrocious.
>> Uh different flavors of pick your
poison. Like the [ __ ] first person
era is hopefully dead now. I don't even
know. We'll see.
>> Is it though? I mean, the new the the
Resident Evil movies got first person
segments in it.
>> I don't know if you saw the viral tweet
that was like, "Oh, yes, Resident Evil
famously a first person um franchise."
>> I know. I uh I I think that's very
amusing, but I mean, people should just
be prepared for that not to be very
faithful at all.
>> He's already basically come out and said
he doesn't give a [ __ ] He's It's It's
He's He's gotten more and more tired
over time with having to deal with
Resident Evil fans. And uh that's a huge
shame, you know, like not only that he
feels that way, but that also it's
probably worse than we think in terms of
like a lot of what he's said up to this
point to try and appease Resident Evil
fans isn't even what he thinks.
>> Broadly, what he thinks is probably
that's a cute game you've got there, but
we're making a film.
>> Mhm. Yeah.
>> Uh you can't just get rid of Disney Star
Wars. Oh, you mean like Disney just got
rid of the old expanded universe and
then stole ideas from it and made them
worse?
Uh,
>> it's what they did do. It's probably
what they should do and it's what old TV
shows used to do. If it quite clearly
isn't working, you've been it. And then
you start a fresh.
>> But they won't do it. For some reason,
they they ref I don't know.
>> It's like institutional pride. It's not
wanting to offend people who still work
with you and for you and above you. The
it kind of any sensible studio would
look at the fan response to the Disney
sequels and also look at their place
within the story which basically
precludes a lot of interest in anything
set before them because it all leads
there. And they would say, "Right, we
tried something. It didn't work. We're
sorry. You can still watch them. We'll
still have them on Disney Plus. will
just strip the numbers out of their
titles and we'll call them the expanded
universe and then we'll start something
new instead. It's just the obviously
sensible thing to do, but they won't do
it. Relating to I've mentioned this
before, but there's an effort to repair
a bunch of [ __ ] in one of my favorite TV
shows of all time. And uh they don't
even touch the stuff that's been
destroyed for a while. They first prove
they can tell their own [ __ ] like their
own stories, I mean, and then they even
go experimental. They have some
long-term arcs. they change a bunch of
characters that you at this point were
stale, but at the same time enjoyed. And
uh it feels like once that proof is all
done, as in like we can do all of this
successfully, we are now going to start
repairing [ __ ] that went wrong. Please
give us a chance. Like I feel like we've
proven that we can do some stuff. So So
give us a chance. The equivalent for me
might be that, you know, new Star Wars
movie comes out after a [ __ ] another
10 year hiatus or whatever and they
don't even tell you when it's set. We're
just doing a story in this universe.
There's droids. There's [ __ ] you
know, the force in some way, shape, or
form. Maybe there's uh calamitous
situations regarding all kinds of
interactions on different adventures and
planets and fun characters and
something, but we're never quite sure.
We all we managed to gather maybe is
that it's set way further in time than
even the sequel trilogy. It's like we're
past all of it. We're not including any
of the characters. Like, huh. Okay.
Imagine like, you know, three great
movies, a full story is told, and then
they're on their fourth, and everyone's
just like kind of back into Star Wars,
but it's not even the Star Wars that it
was anymore. So, we don't know what's
going on, but that they've they've
earned a lot of goodwill and it's in
like a good position. And then like the
characters we actually like encounter
what is, you know, like a 50-year-old
Ray and she's got some scars or
whatever. And it would just be this
moment of like, holy [ __ ] I wonder what
this is going to look like now,
considering we actually trust the people
who are writing this and that um we've
got a potential story to tell and to try
and make use of what came before instead
of outright ignoring it or even
decanonizing it.
>> Yeah.
>> Um
>> and you know, it it's like a they
contextualize it as uh she was
Palpatine. That's what happened at the
end of Rise of Skywalker, quote unquote.
Uh that he'd made it. He he laid out the
rules to her and that's who she was and
he got to rule as her or [ __ ] around.
And she describes it in a more a broad
way instead of telling us exactly what
happened. But eventually she was like
freed of him that something went down.
Loads of things went horribly wrong. The
Republic was a [ __ ] disaster. The
resistance was a disaster. That
everything went wrong. All of all, you
know, everyone [ __ ] died. and that,
you know, she got put in carbonite or
something after uh she even got rid of
him because people didn't trust her
anymore. They thought she was like a
monster and stuff. And then, you know,
our characters a thousand years later
actually freed her. And then these
writers are like, we're going to we're
going to turn into an actual character
that you're going to enjoy. And then
with enough sprinkles of information
about what happened after the sequels,
if people want it, that one day they
will tell that story. It would just be
really interesting as a sort of turn on
uh how everything works for reputation
and stuff. Could they get to a point
where you want to see Ray's story told?
I wonder. Probably not. But
>> along those lines, it's not impossible.
It's just on like because that's like
half the pitch for Star Fighter is that
it's set later than everything else.
>> It's not really in reference to anything
else that we know of. They might end up
tying it in in some way to raise new
Jedi order. But um unfortunately,
they've given it to Mr. Mr. Levi and and
the his I think the only quote I've
heard from it so far is it's like it's
not one of the big Skywalker style
stories. It's more of a small scale
thing like the Mandalorian and Grou.
That's not the direction I'd be taking
Star Wars in myself. a story along the
lines you were pitching where actually
Ray still is Palpatine but like many
decades later and having lived life as a
woman, he's now changed and he's seen
how difficult the world is and and
actually he's almost redeemed and that
all of his grand evil plans he's kind of
repudiated them. That could be funny in
an entertaining way. I just don't see
them doing anything good with any of
these characters unfortunately.
>> No. And how many times have they
announced they're going to do something
with Ry? Um, there's actually [laughter]
there was a clip I was going to show uh
on the anniversary. We might still do it
at some point cuz I've got it ready
where she's got an interview with
somebody and she was saying how she
spent so long not being able to say
anything. She wasn't sure about Rey. Uh,
but now she can. And the clip itself is
like [ __ ] 3 years old or something.
>> Yeah.
>> It's like what? [laughter]
>> It was announced. Tiatus announced
Tiatus announced again. Oh, see now I'm
picturing a Ray movie, but like Ray is
like Gollum and so she has two
personalities and one of them is
Palpatine, but Daisy Ridley has to act
like both of them.
>> So yeah, who knows? Um, everlasting
hilarity that is the Star Wars story.
Um,
but I saw Frankie at a grocery store in
Townsville yesterday. I saw him how cool
it was to meet him in person, but I
didn't want to be a douche and bother
him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now." I
was taken aback and all I could say was,
"Huh?" But he kept cutting me off and
going, "Huh, huh, huh?" and closing his
hand shut in front of my face. I walked
away and continued my shopping, and I
heard him chuckle as I walked off. When
I came to pay for my stuff up front, I
saw him trying to walk out the doors
with like 15 Milky Ways in his hands
without paying. Um, I don't think
they've got the rest of the meme here,
unfortunately. But they've done enough
of it.
>> This is This is pure fiction is what
this is. You should know this meme. It's
been around for a while. Whenever they
talk about a celebrity at anyway,
someone will post this story.
>> I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
I've heard it. Yeah. [laughter]
>> I think the little tweaks that were made
to make it more Australian Townsville
Milky Milky Place. [laughter]
>> I think they uh the story goes they like
they demand that all 15 be scanned
individually instead of one and then
they do times 15 [laughter]
and then like people ask like why? And
he's just like shut up. was I don't
know. It's but it is funny. Um I'm I
don't know what the original one is but
[laughter]
just it's hard to believe. That's all.
Uh the backseater and John is greater
than job the hut and schnee.
Maybe we should do a poll on that. I
don't know. I don't think that's as as
clearcut as you think. Backseater is
basically every frame of screech little
bit. Yeah.
Why drag girl? Why?
>> Xander.
Xanderhol versus the backseater. That
would be an epic confrontation, I would
say.
>> Uh, Theo secretly being OC is the best
plot twist in his podcast history.
Credit to the writers on that one. The
completely different voice and
mannerisms were excellent as well. Being
OC. So, that's not backseat.
>> Organized chaos.
>> Oh my god. Theo is organized chaos.
>> Yeah, that did come up. I can't remember
why that came up, but it did. Someone
said that the Wasn't it in the comment
section under one of Backseat's videos?
Someone said that Theo is basically like
what? Organized chaos.
>> Yes, Theo's just like organized chaos.
So true.
>> This is who Southpaw thinks he is.
I uh do Southpaw thinks he's the
backseater of like that kind of power
level. I mean, wow. Something to aspire
to. I'm sure this backseatist guy is
making me suffocate from laughter right
now. If I ever die, it'll be because I
can't breathe while watching him. He's a
special kind of dude. He he had a bone
to pick and boy did he pick it
>> to 100% success.
>> Uh this guy would fail the question, how
would you feel if you didn't eat
breakfast this morning? Everybody was
making that comment in the in the
comment sections, the the hypothetical
failures. He just he just couldn't deal
with it. As was said, he was reacting as
though Drinker actually had the power to
destroy one of the OT films. He was
like, "No,
>> do it." Yeah.
>> Yes.
>> It's so weird.
thought this was EAP, not a Dioro
stream.
>> We've covered Backseater before and I
think Dioro went on to cover that
section of Backseater himself. So, we
gave him um a media cow or something. I
think that's how they're referred to.
You know what's funny? Do you remember
Fringy? Um Xander Hall, I want to say
like [ __ ] six years ago plus made a
declaration on a stream that he was
going to
uh sort of [snorts]
what word am I looking for? the the
infiltrate uh the media spheres and
recruit media reviewers into into
leftism. That's what he said. He was
like, I'm going to going to get them.
>> I'm going to say
>> feel like infiltrate leans towards the
negative connotation rather than
neutral.
>> He was brazen with it. He was like, I'm
going to go in there and I'm going to
I'm going to make friends with them and
then I'm going to convince them to have
leftist values and then I'm going to
>> masterful strategy of announcing your
intention publicly on the internet
before you do it.
>> Well, what's funny to me is that in
retrospect that was a complete failure
and he's been made fun of a million
times to the point where I don't even
know if he streams anymore. But what did
seem to happen is uh as as Nick has put
it, he's just realized there's a
cornucopia of L cows in the media sphere
that have gone unnoticed because
commentary doesn't even think to
associate
like media like like so many people who
are doing such insane things
>> talking about movies why would anything
you know why would why would anything go
crazy but no I mean you know it's funny
because I feel like that doesn't when it
comes to video games it feels like that
is not how people feel like you know
everybody recogniz said, "You can have
video game related lol cows. Of course
you can." And I was like, "No, but when
you're talking about movies or TV shows,
no, you can't. You wouldn't think so."
>> It's like, "No, kind of for anything,
any given topic, people can become
unhinged and obsessive about uh about
about it."
And there's also, I mean, it's not like
there hasn't been a big push for media
reviews to get more and more political
as well. Everything is about politics.
>> Everything is Yeah. political or
whatever,
>> depending on who you talk to.
all very well. Yeah. I suppose what's
unfortunate is that if everybody if
everybody feels that way, if everybody
believes that then kind of is
well and it's why uh you you look toward
hoping you have some sources of things
that are politics free and we we try to
to achieve that, you know, with
different levels of success depending on
the day. It's uh sometimes it's tougher
than others. the amount of insane
political events that have happened
while we've been live um is is is uh
strange to say the least in terms of uh
coincidences.
Um I'd love more discussion on Breaking
Bad if possible. H
I don't know if that would ever happen.
Not because we would advocate it's one
of the greatest TV shows ever made. I
just don't know that uh how that would
come about. You know, we could dedicate
an episode to it at some point. Maybe
try to celebrate the crazier, better
things it did. I'm not against it in uh
in concept.
Breaking Bad deserves some time, I
suppose. It is uh immensely influential,
too. Kind of.
>> Yeah.
>> Everybody wanted to be Breaking Bad at a
certain point.
>> I mean, I'd say even still, even still,
it feels like that's the case.
>> Yeah. And uh I don't think Pluribus is
going to be able to reach Breaking Bad,
I'm afraid. No,
>> I'll be curious about season 2
viewership and conversation.
>> What is the closest we've come do you
think?
>> Something being like
uh in what way as just a popular
influential television show?
Um well there's that way then there's
just like quality as an actual
>> um
>> oh as well
>> andor yeah [laughter] dare I say
>> brought penguin
>> uh yeah I I uh I suppose the thing is
that I wonder if penguin reaches on
influence
>> no
the quality of it and it's almost too
soon to say because like you don't
obviously it's only like a year or two
old and it got a lot of critical notice
and attention so you
And it's already influenced Daredevil
Born again. So it's had some influence
>> and it might be that it influence is
more like felt later in the way that
Breaking Bad's probably also Breaking
Bad was able to sustain a really high
level of quality over a number of years
in way that Penguin has only had the one
season and and only got two. So it's
almost
>> not directly comfortable in that sense.
The ability to sustain it is a an
important one.
>> Well, yeah, cuz it's the reason why Game
of Thrones kind of collapses on that
front cuz influence Yes.
um mega influential show, but quality
well you know I can only speak to what I
have heard.
>> I wonder if N of the Seven Kingdoms will
be able to replicate anything close to
Game of Thrones's influence by the time
it hits, you know, later seasons.
>> But then again, what about show like
maybe there are things we're not
considering. Maybe that reaches show is
way more influential than we think, but
because it's boomer television, we don't
>> Well, there's realities to consider.
Like, uh, Game of Thrones and Breaking
Bad and Walking Dead are all of
different levels of quality, all of
different
>> sort of tenures in terms of that, but
then they're all undeniably influential
despite having different viewerships and
different cultural pockets.
>> Um, something's influence and
something's actual view count doesn't
necessarily line up. Well, yeah, cuz
Twin Peaks is like hyper influential,
but I mean I only had one season and it
was not it's probably hasn't even been
seen by that many people. Like I haven't
seen it even though I even though I know
how influential it is, you know, there's
a few such cases of that where something
is massively influential even though it
wasn't like Community was probably
pretty influential in a lot of ways.
That's hard to say. It was never a very
popular show. I think uh Twin Peaks also
had um like mo a movie or two, right? I
know the um
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> some extra things. But if I remember the
original seasons, there's two and then
they made a third
um Twin Peaks return. I think it was
called the the 20 the one that came out
not too long ago. Well, I say not too
long ago, but I think it was 2017.
So, you know, um, and I'm glad that that
got to happen because I know that, uh,
Finch, not Finch Lynch took that all of
it very seriously. Like, uh, it's it's
cool to get to it. It's it's like it
reminds I don't want to, this sounds
bad, but like like there's something to
the idea of letting Ridley Scott finish
his [ __ ] [ __ ] story with Alien
with the Third David story. Obviously
with Twin Peaks is more of a I'm glad
you got to, you know, close threads on a
lot of the [ __ ] that you were telling
stories with on something that's much
more in my opinion to be celebrated than
[ __ ] Prometheus and Covenant.
So, I saw a post saying like it's insane
that uh that instead of giving a sequel
to the one that was actually successful
from a new voice being Alien Romulus,
we're now giving it back to the guy who
had like two major failures embarrassing
attempts just cuz he's the original
creator. And I was like, who's this Wii
that you're talking about? Ridley Scott
has immense control over the Alien IP.
You think it's something that's like
some like it's happening because he
wants to. He has to have like he has
major control.
>> He's got the clout to do so. Even though
even though at this point I'd say he
hasn't made a good film in maybe like
over 20 years
>> and it'll be bad if he makes another
one. We know that.
>> Sure. Well, I mean I think I think he
sucks like in present day he is like a
particularly frustrating uh filmmaker.
But I mean, the idea of like, oh, but
poor Romulus. Like, dude, who cares
about Romulus? The answer is nobody. Not
really.
>> Yeah.
>> What's What's the name of the main
character of someone who likes that
movie? Tell me. I know. I remember.
>> Romulus. I [clears throat] mean,
>> you do.
>> Harder test for me. Can we do that with
all of the films? Uh, see how far we can
get between the three of us? I'm sure we
can pull it off. So, Alien, obviously,
Ripley, Aliens, Ripley. Alien 3, Ripley.
This is easy so far. Resurrection Ripley
or would we say she's not the main
character of Resurrection
>> clone? Well, what because it's Winona
Ryder's character.
>> Do you know what her name is?
>> No,
>> I do.
>> But I don't claim to like do you. What
is her name?
>> Well, Platoon, do you know it?
>> No.
>> So, part of the reason I remember is
because, and maybe this will give you a
clue. I don't think you'll guess it
still. Is that the way they did it, so
the first android is Ash. Second android
is Bishop B. The fourth android in in a
sense the major characters is David D.
So what is Winona Ryder's
a Castle?
>> No,
her name is Cole. E A L.
Bit of a weird name, but it's also
>> fit into the chess piece thing.
>> It's not a chess piece. It's ABCD.
>> Oh. Oh, right. Gotcha.
>> Wait, where did you get chess pieces
from? Ash Bishop.
>> You're saying the first and I I think I
misunderstood when you said the first
one android is a Ash then Bishop. I
thought we were going for the android
naming scheme, not the alphabetical one.
I just misheard.
>> Okay. Well, anyway, um I think it call
is like her second name, but they all
call her Callstone. See? Anyway, what
comes after
Resurrection? I guess that'll be AP.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't think I remember her name. Damn.
>> Oh, it's coming to mind cuz the the the
other character, the the guy that dies
to try and save her, he says her name
quite a few times. My memor is nearly
there.
I don't think I'm going to get it. Oh
man, this this is one of those ones I
think if my brain came back to it in 10
minutes, it would have it for me.
But um I think I'm going to have to give
up on that one. Uh, the problem is AP2 I
ain't got nothing. I don't know the name
of any character in that movie.
>> I I would just throw like Sarah and
John. Hopefully one of those two I'm
right about.
>> Okay. Uh, so then it's we move into
Prometheus.
>> Yes.
>> Elizabeth Shaw, isn't it?
>> Yeah, I know that one. And I know
Holloway as well. Isn't Is that's her
boyfriend's name, right? I think.
>> Yes, I think so.
>> Covenant.
Oh, main girl in Covenant.
Well, yeah, but the main character is
actually uh
>> David
>> is actually Yeah, David.
>> So,
>> I feel like I should know the main girl
in Covenant, but I don't think I do.
>> Yeah, me though.
>> Oh, okay. Let me I want to know the
answers to these questions. One second.
So, AP cast Alexa is the is the name of
the girl in AP. I would never have
guessed that. I wasn't even close.
And then Covenant
is
>> What about AP2?
>> Oh, yeah. Give me I don't even know who
the main character in that is. Like who
who I would even choose as.
>> But uh Oh, Daniels is her name in
Covenant. So there you go. I don't know
that
>> AVP2 cast. This is going to be funny.
So, our choices are
um Kelly,
uh Jesse, Molly, and Morales.
[laughter]
>> Kelly, Jesse, and Molly. All right,
cool. Uh that pushes us on to
is it Romulus after that? After
Covenant?
>> Yeah, Romulus, which is Rain.
>> Rain. Yeah. All right. We did okay
considering we are um
>> Well, yeah. The reason why I always ask
is cuz people who say that they're very
fond of it. It's like, "Oh, are you?
Please tell me the name of a character
in it."
>> Yes. Uh, what's what's the name of the
Android?
>> I don't care.
>> Oh, I I
>> I assume you might have known.
>> I I obviously I knew all the names
better, but yeah, Rain is the only one I
bought somewhere in there, but I don't I
don't care.
Well, big- time, long-term fans of Alien
as a franchise, totally not become mega
haters. I don't even want to start
speculating on Alien Earth, which we're
getting a season two for, by the way.
Woo!
>> Yes, we are. Is that next year?
>> Probably, I would assume.
>> The best part of this stream is when
John hijacks backseat of stream and
proudly declares, "It's Joning time."
before he jawns all over his back seat.
Oh, hopefully that was easy to clean. I
keep telling you I did eat breakfast
today.
Yeah, I mean it's a good test.
Are you kidding, George? I remember that
quote. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes
Backseater.
Noise. The question is distasteful to
be.
Old man screaming at Y energy. Screaming
at why. Screaming at clouds. Right.
Isn't that That's the That's the Grandpa
Simpson one.
>> Yes.
That's right.
>> Hello all my Ewoks. Hello lock balls.
More money for the suffering of Theo.
Looking forward to his stream. Well,
you're a little bit behind in the sense
of uh when that that was all happening,
but the contributions are appreciated
and Theo will definitely be suffering uh
on on Gollum eventually. What if George
Lucas started a new franchise and called
it War Stars? I mean, I'd check it out,
you know, just give it a give it a shot.
See what happens. Mash this guy up with
the boogie rant till we riot.
with back back seat can't can't boogie
is a solo act you know you can't just
include random other people testing
testing Ray pissed testing Ray ping
testing ray papologist they all those
got through it's probably because Ry is
fine you know it's uh but they will
figure out eventually
never trust the system that is YouTube
but if we got rid of Disney Star Wars we
would lose Mhler and EAB I think I vote
to keep Disney Star Wars for the
travesty that is all the good years we
would have had along the way. Uh, happy
400.
If we can find a way to get rid of the
Disney but keep the EFAP. I don't know
>> because the question doesn't say that
you get rid of all history. It just says
you get rid of that cannon in those
movies. So theoretically, we'd all still
be here, but those movies wouldn't. It's
a strange thing though because well if
everything stays the same but we're all
aware that that decision has been made
and so all copies of all of that and I
guess anything that relates to like Raw
or um negative film for all of them is
gone too. There's just no way to get
back Return of the Jedi or all the Star
Wars stuff from Disney. Um it's a very
strange scenario, isn't it? Cuz like
well what does everyone do about that?
It's like I I don't know. Disney still
has the rights to Star Wars though.
>> Yep. And everyone still feels about Star
Wars the same way. We're just we lose
Return of the Jedi as like a thing you
can watch, which is kind of sad, isn't
it?
Especially considering all Disney Star
Wars stuff stays
like in terms of its effects. It's just
you can't watch it,
>> but you weren't going to watch it
anyway.
>> Yeah, I'd still be doing it just because
of the storytelling possibilities that
it opens up. But also, Return of the G,
I mean, I would get rid of the vast
majority of that film anyway.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, so it's not a huge loss
to me,
>> but like if it was a notion of, well, we
can maybe hopefully get some good Star
Wars stuff. It's like technically we can
just do that now anyway cuz like I said,
Disney still have control over it at
that point. It's the same sort of vote.
You also don't get to watch andor ever
again.
>> That's Yeah, that is true.
Although I never count it as Disney Star
Wars, but that's cheating.
>> Yeah. I'm afraid you have to. [laughter]
>> That's how they get you.
Star Wars Voss be like, "Pull the
[ __ ] trigger."
Star Wars Voss.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure what I if I
understand that. Maybe I'm reading it
wrong. Possible incel.
The incelss do not claim him. I'm sure
that's what they would say. [laughter]
>> Help. I can't breathe. I'd assume this
is from the laughter. Of course.
Backseater pronounces Star Wars as Star
Wars.
>> Star Wars.
>> Trouble with syllables.
I was on this guy's stream. Strange
experience. Well, you made it though, so
that's good. I vote for Michael Bay or
Quenton Tarantino to remake Return of
the Jedi.
Neither of them seem appropriate,
honestly.
>> No,
>> maybe together. [laughter]
Quinn and Tarantino's script directed by
Michael Bay.
Uh, in addition to removing most of
Disney Star Wars, not Andal, I'd
personally rework the EU so Jack and
Solo stays uh, good and rework TCW to
mesh with the EU better.
I haven't got to that bit of the E, but
Jason Soda going to the dark side is
basically one of the more important
things. It would be weird to rework that
given from what I understand that is the
core of a lot of the later stories. And
without him, you lose a lot of the
family drama, but also one of the more
important villains. So, I don't think
that would work particularly well. And
the Clone Wars already doesn't work with
anything, so we should just get rid of
it.
This guy obviously needs a Snickers.
Happy 400th. Well, thank you. My
favorite scene in Star Wars is when Po
says, "I love you." to Han and he
replies, "I know." Yeah, it's a good Po
scene.
Uh, a lot of people haven't seen that
one, but you know, I like it. This is
probably referencing backseat mixing up
Leia and Po somehow. I don't know why
you'd mix those two up, but you know
what? It happened. The next open bar is
going to get the same question at least
three times.
Oh. Um, yeah. I mean, uh, probably.
Yeah, that makes sense. Um, [laughter]
I was in high school when this started.
Now I'm across the country looking to
get my degree in mechanical engineering.
You lot have been comforting a
comforting rock to hold on to in the
rapids. Happy 400 you massives. Also,
howdy rags. Howdy howdy.
Thank you very much for letting us know.
Sounds interesting. Sounds good. If I
remember correctly, the Star Wars EU did
have an actual afterlife of some kind
with Obi-Wan telling Luke 5 years after
Return of the Jedi that he can't stick
around as a force ghost anymore and must
make the journey to what lies beyond. is
the beginning of the first Thrawn books
heir to the empire because Timothy's
they're not perfect the throne the
original Thrawn trilogy but they're
pretty good they're they're interesting
enough and Timothy Zan understands that
keeping force ghost around is an
innately difficult thing to work with
>> because why are they not always stepping
in to help so he creates a rule
basically where they they can stick
around but it takes them time it takes
them time energy effort they can't do it
forever there is a time when they have
to go to the netherworld of the force
which is something that Yoda references
in Revenge of the Sith as well. So they
yeah Obi-Wan leaves Luke basically at
the beginning of the first Thrawn book
and I don't think there is a single
force ghost for the rest of that
trilogy.
>> I've said before is a somewhat
controversial thing that force ghosts
are just a writing nightmare
>> and uh I would certainly lock in a limit
on you I'd just go with whoever's lasted
the longest in cannon already and say
that's the cap. like you can't be longer
than that and it's like what happens to
them is like they they pass on is is a
is a very good way around that I'd say
>> you still have them occasionally but
it's cuz they come from that time when
Star Wars was more mystical and less
grounded which we it's weird to think of
the prequels as grounded in any respect
but they do try to be more like that um
and so you can leave a large part of it
unexplained in terms of the mechanics of
how they work as long as you use them
really restrictively which the prequels
do you have to be on Daba It's only an
advisory role. They can't take action.
They can't really move from that
position. It's kind of implied they're
tied to the place as well because of its
innate qualities. So within those
limits, you can sort of make use of
them. You can have them pop up in a
hero's darkest hour to give solace. What
you can't easily do is have them use
force lightning on a tree and set it on
fire cuz that kind of breaks everything.
>> Yeah, a little bit. A little bit.
Probably shouldn't have them do that. Um
bum bum. This guy is PA in real life
to an extent. Yeah, I suppose. I suppose
an episode where you looked at the video
Star Wars who owns a mythology by Feral
Historian would be awesome. Shout out to
meabased Red Pill Mhler.
Star Wars who owns a mythology. Is this
related to the um I guess cannon and
stuff? I mean, we could probably have a
little look see maybe at some point. I
don't know. Um backseat. We got to get
rid of all the Star Wars [ __ ] Ray,
Acolyte, and Leia. Yeah, I know. Anthony
Grimmolibar. If someone shows you who
you are, believe them. Uh, yeah,
unfortunately for him, but other people
have leaked who he is. Abrams and
Johnson's back and forth in the sequels
reminds me of playing action figures
with one's brother and a kid goes,
"Nuh-uh, my guy's powers killed your
guy." Alistister Haken and the Soscars
on Ephab when? I don't know. Perhaps in
the future, but yes. It's definitely a
multi-billion dollar uh slap fight that
we all got to witness. We need a better
strain of detractors. Of course, is
there a due date if I play Gollum?
A due date if I play Gollum? I don't
know what that means.
You can play.
>> Does he have to do it by a certain date?
I would assume the answer is no. Play it
at your heart's
>> Do whatever you want, I suppose. Uh the
back seat has three brain cells. Two are
rubbing together for warmth, while the
third is just happy to be there. A at
least the third one seems pretty pretty
chill. Pretty happy.
Imagine him saying, "The west has
fallen, Squidward."
>> Well, like [laughter] Spongebob,
>> I don't know. Yeah, maybe.
>> I enjoy the Sith Jawa meme much as the
next guy, but prefer him played straight
in a well-executed way as the slapstick
comedy relief political rookie
accidentally and tragically dooming the
galaxy. there is something you could do
with it. As silly as it sounds,
uh that he he has to like reconcile with
being the [ __ ] the guy who destroyed
the world basically.
Why are we talking about cinema? Think
Star Wars. Of course, that's that was
that was always just so funny to me.
Like he doesn't understand the any
anything that changes cinema forever
would of course change Star Wars
forever. But he he almost sees Star Wars
above and beyond cinema
as opposed to uh the result of cinema.
Um Nick animation 95 has epic Star Wars
meme videos. Fair enough. I don't
typically super chat, but four is my
lucky number. So EAB 400 gets my money.
I fall asleep to EAB streams every
night. So especially to Mhler Platoon
and Ringy. Thank you guys for the long.
No problem.
We shall long for as long as we can
long. a YouTuber called Feral Historian
has a good video in part about the
question called uh Star Wars who owns a
mythology almost the uh who owns the
mythology if we're if we're going with
like depends how abstract we want to be.
I know it can annoy people saying it's
Disney but it is Disney and if it's not
Disney then it's just whatever you want
like there is no rules at that point.
There's an IP or it's a it's a series of
thoughts and understandings that exist
sort of between us all. You could say
like, "No, the fans own it." And it's
like, if the fans owned it, then we
wouldn't be so [ __ ] furious whenever
Disney made anything, right?
>> Yeah. I mean, that might be the
distinction to draw, though, is Disney
owns the IP, Disney owns the cannon, but
the mythology is the sort of almost the
crowd sourced fan collective
[clears throat] memory and experience,
and Disney having cannon contradict
mythology is the source of much fan
complaint.
>> Yeah. What is in Star Wars as a
mythology is Ray's story. It's like um
>> it doesn't it's not really referenced at
all. Well, no one cares about it, so
probably not.
Are they going to make a [ __ ] movie
in 30 years where someone says, "Ray,
Ray Skywalker, I thought she was a
myth." Like, no. [laughter]
That's such a
What a
>> Yeah, [clears throat]
>> just how do they even You know, you
talking about before that Starf Fighter
is trying to establish itself almost as
a a clean break. It's like, but is that
even possible when you anything set past
the sequel trilogy? You know,
it's just absurd, right? Cuz Luke got a
trilogy and everything else that built
reference to him was a result of it. Ray
got a trilogy right there.
>> Got a ridiculous amount of screen time,
too.
>> And they already had to talk about how I
was like going to need more Ray films.
[laughter] Like,
I thought we couldn't make any more
movies about the characters that had
been done already. They're too old. [ __ ]
him. Ray's too old now, right? We got to
move on to the next set of characters.
When you you going to make Ray a
disheveled hobo? You going to do that,
guys?
>> Somehow. I doubt it.
>> Someone has to die for this. Ideally,
drinker. [laughter]
>> That is That is a [ __ ] amazing quote.
Somebody has to die. [laughter] Like
there will be no justice unless somebody
loses their life. [laughter]
Like it's just
what a
>> was insane.
>> Oh my god.
>> To be fair, [laughter]
>> he was a man who had lost everything at
that point. But it's just hard to take
too seriously cuz he lost it all by
putting all of his money in PayPal. He
didn't even have a bank. Didn't have a
bank.
>> Also, there are there are people who
lose everything that don't say somebody
has to die for this. No, of course. But
you what I'm saying is like, yeah,
that's probably a time where someone
would be drawn to saying [ __ ] like that,
but it's just hard to take it seriously
when he sabotaged his whole life
himself.
>> I guess. Yeah. It's It's not like It's
not like someone's house burnt down
because of like some crazy bushfire or
something. Yeah.
>> It's It's not like a tragedy over which
they really had no power to to stop.
>> Just succumbing to, you know, horrible
circumstance. In this case, like, yeah,
you you made a really stupid decision
and now you're here. [laughter]
like like a schizophrenic
like diving. Someone has to die for
this.
>> Just in case just to remind everybody,
he not only had all of his money in
PayPal, it went through someone else
first and she stole it from him, right?
Or spent it on stuff
>> like like cuz he didn't have an actual
bank account.
>> Yeah, cuz he's a [ __ ] idiot.
[laughter]
>> Like you don't have a bank account.
>> That's insane.
[cough]
[laughter]
>> Sorry.
That's That's old willed tech drinking.
We don't need that anymore. [laughter]
Yeah. Why need that?
>> Uh I have a gamer friend who can no
longer play from a disability. If you
tried with him in essay mode, he'd punch
you. He wants the game. Oh, an easy
mode. Sorry. No, they I think they mean
easy mode. He'd punch you. He wants the
game. Not an easy mode. Well, yes, this
is a complicated thing. A lot of the
time the argument is built in the same
way that um they'll do like reactions
like oh this this film was so important
because look at children have said it it
means everything to them or like this
thing is important because of what it
meant to the this particular
demographic. If you said like this
person can finally play Dark Souls
because we've changed it such that it's
not even Dark Souls anymore. It's like I
wonder how the next person might feel
who you're doing that for. I wonder if
what happens if they tell you like you
haven't done anything. you just made a
new game that I don't want to play cuz
it's not the one that the people made.
Um, you know, there's an interesting
conversation to be had, but it always
ventures into being too offensive and
stuff and you're like, "Okay, well, I
mean, if you don't want to ask real
questions,
you know, make everything playable and
completable to the point of not even
having to press a button." Uh, feel like
we're inventing a new form of media.
It's not even games anymore.
Um, happy anniversary, my fappers.
Thanks for making great content and
keeping me sane at work. Next week I'm
going to take uh going to a tank
festival with my family. A tank
festival.
>> Tank festival like for celebrating tank
like tank tanks as in
>> I assume tank tanks. Yeah.
>> Okay. Yeah, I guess it makes sense.
There's a lot of different tanks that
have existed over the years.
>> As a lifelong fan of fan of most pre-D
Disney stalls, I'd much rather have
drinker in the fandom than this insane
incel.
I hope so.
>> Again, I don't think the incelss claim
him, okay? They're going to be like,
"Excuse me."
>> It is kind of awkward cuz someone at
Disney is probably thinking, "Right, we
must get back in touch with the fans. We
must win the fans back." What are the
fans thinking at this moment? And then
they find [ __ ] backseat.
>> He's got some opinions. Yeah, we could
we could make Star Wars for him. A
filthy casual. Imagine being something
like that. I know. The worst. There are
consequences to deleting the OT. How do
you know? How do you know? Backseater.
Well, maybe he lived in a world
previously where that had happened and
he made it to our world to warn us.
Can't delete the OT. It'll It's a
foundational. It's like a pillar of
reality.
This guy's dialogue has so much baos.
You'd think Ryan Johnson wrote him.
Also, what's an epic Gonzo line from the
Muppets? Shout out to EC Henry.
We got any best Gonzo lines there?
Anyone?
Nothing immediately comes to mind.
>> Bring you love Gonzo.
>> Uh, that's a strong word,
>> you know. [laughter]
That's a I'm not sure. Nothing is coming
to mind at the moment.
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I I mean I I don't
really I would have to rewatch some
stuff to be able to give you memorable
Gonzo lines, but
um can't not love the character.
This back seatist is as funny as the
naked gun.
Um I get he's pretty funny, but naked
gun is always going to be more funny.
I'm sorry. It just is. If I remember
correctly, the Thorn trilogies sparty
type of clones were half rate ones
supplemental to the Kinoian ones and
were put into use near the Clone Wars
end.
So in the Thrawn trilogy, unless there
cuz there's there's two of them, right?
So there's the trilogy, which is the one
that was written before Phantom came
out, and then there's a new Disney
cannon version, which may have changed
some stuff, which I think is just a
duogy. In the trilogy, the Camino ones
hadn't been invented yet, so they don't
exist. Um, and they are just that
they're clones of exceptional
individuals who Thrawn uses to bolster
his army because he finds some some of
the emperor the emperor stashed some
cloning pods. They come from a different
place, but all you'd really need to do
to bring it into prequel cannon is
change the name of who makes the pods to
Kamino and then you kind of fine. Um,
and it all still works. But from what I
remember, I mean, yeah, there isn't any
Camino tie-ins to the Thrawn stuff
because they weren't thought of at the
time. M
did uh when he was writing those did he
have sort of influence and connection or
notes from George Lucas or anything?
>> I don't remember exactly how the cannon
process worked. Um because there's
always like conflicting quotes but so he
came up with the name Corusan. That's
the reason Coruscant is called Corissant
is because he wrote that first off. I
think he he came up with the name and
then when they were naming it for the
prequels they said well these are the
most popular books in the EU they called
it Corissant. And so Lucas said fine
we'll use that. I don't know because I
know they had to like submit to approval
for to Lucas film. I don't know how much
approval George Lucas personally had
over it. Um so yeah, no clue on that
one.
>> Cuz uh I still remember his uh Jake
Lloyd pronouncing it as Kusk and
>> yes,
>> very awkward. But you know what? He's
trying. And it makes sense cuz you know
maybe he hadn't heard it many times out
there in the in the outer rim. you know,
it's just not his known. He's a little
even though he built C3PO and he's also
the best pilot in the universe at that
point.
>> These are just
>> pod racing.
>> Well, more than pod racing, [laughter]
he's
uh he's damn good in a lot of different
scenarios. That that Anakin
is everyone says like you should have
just aged him up would have made things
so much better.
>> Yep.
>> Like the child prodigy sort of stuff
though.
Um,
okay. You're no longer funny.
Backseater. Back talking your mama. Not
so bass, dude. Yeah. Well, not just
that, eh? There's some other stuff.
>> Yeah, back talking is one way of putting
it.
>> Um,
put him against the wall, wood chipper.
I mean, a lot of people do not like some
of the stuff that you were saying in the
uh in the in the tweets there. We call
that a virgin. Yes. The [ __ ] do you make
Aunt Gabul the voice of reason? I know,
right? It's a tough situation. That
boulder boy. I've got bingo. Backseater
went from comedy gold to sad in no time.
Yeah.
Uh, how does it feel being on the wrong
side of history in the great critical
drinker war?
The Great Critical Drinker War.
I wonder how long that goes. We're going
have to we're going to have to wait
until someone else dethrons him as the
ultimate media reviewer. Come on, Cinema
Sins. Retake the throne. Nostalgia
Critic, you can do it. He's got to
review more stuff faster.
Save the Sun. I'm 80% sure this is the
same guy who went on the kill all clones
rant. The voices are so similar. I think
he is. Yeah, I remember someone telling
me that. So, technically, we've covered
him in three anniversaries, I think.
Crazy how time flies. Plot twist. Matt
Jabo's son is the backseater and his
secret real name is the Matseater.
Wow. Was there any reference to boulders
from uh from the backseater, though? I
feel like there would be if this was a
true connection.
>> Not that I can recall.
>> Um, in dishonor of wolf, I have ordered
a pizza. Well, enjoy it. Nick, I'm
catching up on your VODs. You, sir, you
used to be a COD man, but that zombies
grenade throw death with the viewer skew
right angle crossover SS flag is a bit
much. Still love you though. He has been
doing some zombies, I assume. Um, I
caught a bit of it where he was just
making fun of himself for his lack of
skill. I believe he's getting better
though. He'll be able to take out those
zombies.
Um, just want to thank all of you for
the past eight years of long hi rags.
Well, thank you. Got fired yesterday
after four years of working there.
Thanks for cheering me up, guys. A
you'll land on your feet, buddy. Keep on
keeping on. There's going to be another
job out there.
>> A better one. Popping in to say hi rags.
I'll catch you all on the road with the
re-upload. Unless they're all available
on Mhler.
Art. Does he mean rat? Oh, I think I
know where we're going now. Video games
are art, but we shouldn't call it that
because art attracts theater kids who
want to express themselves through the
game instead of making good games and
people use the game status as art as an
excuse for being a bad game. Well,
shouldn't we just deal with that instead
of saying we won't call it art at all? I
don't like the collateral damage of
people who make great works of art being
like, "Hey, do you mind if we don't call
your your entire like life and career
art because other people are annoying?"
Doesn't seem fair. I would rather just
make fun of other people who are crazy.
>> He's not beating those AI allegations.
He's he said he's apparently that is his
voice. I'll believe him.
Uh, good art is art and bad art is art.
Even Fringy knows that. Even Fringy.
>> That's right.
>> Um, a song bird's song has nothing to do
with how edible it is. Random film talk
speaking on rings of power.
That's insightful and uh I'm sure we'll
have him back for Rings of Power season
3 to suffer with us
not long away. Happy anniversary rags
long man fringen friends and also rags I
rags narrative tripling. Nice reference
as always. Yes, gatekeeping art itself
is cringe.
Um, well, I mean, there is some
gatekeeping to be done. I suppose you
don't want to include literally
everything ever, but at the same time,
yeah, I mean, if you were like, "This
thing is so bad it's not art." It's
like, that's not it's not quite how, you
know, it's almost like notably how bad
the thing is because it's art because it
was intentionally expressed. You know,
fun fact, Morbiiius is actually a boss
in the PS2 version of Spider-Man 3. He
also is married to Shriek in the game,
too. H
Well, one letter away from being Shrek.
Do
>> you think MorbiiUs would would marry
Shrek?
>> Yeah, probably.
>> Yeah,
>> I think so, too. Not a difficult jump at
all.
>> Americans automatically think that
English people are gay. English people
automatically point the finger to
Scotland and Ireland who to Americans
are just a bunch of English people.
>> Do we?
>> I I didn't know about this, but if
they've said it in a super chat, it must
be true.
>> Shakespeare is not art for wanting to
entertain the common man. What are you
dense? No. The entertainment thing was
so stupid. If it's designed to
entertain, it's not really art, is it?
It's like what? To be fair, I disqualify
some soulless, passionless propaganda as
film and art. Oh, I did read this one
out. Comparing myself to allow it in the
same field. I'll never consider Dial of
Destiny a film or art. It's propaganda.
Loads of art is going to be propaganda
and vice versa. This they're like
intertwined by design almost. Um
>> and the thing is if you started saying
we have to disqualify any piece of
propaganda as art and then you find out
some of your favorite pieces of art is
propaganda from the person who made it
in some way, shape or form and then your
definition of propaganda is all over.
It's like, I don't think you want to go
down that road. Trust me, just [ __ ] on
it if you think it's really bad.
>> Much more comfortable for saying that it
is bad art. That's all it is.
>> This guy probably thinks that the
abstract and obtuse films that students
make or art and movies like Citizen Kane
get a pass because he would be crucified
if he said otherwise.
He seems to be going somewhat in that
direction. Um, I mean, he thinks that
involving the label art into works like
video games helps to destroy them
because like people move into particular
directions with it, but at that point we
just you just need better developers.
That's all. Hopefully Will doesn't mind
this. If you had to erase Return of the
King to erase everything that came after
and why, he wouldn't do that. Uh, the
thing with Return of the Jedi is that a
lot of it is bad.
>> Yep. Return of the King. Nah, Return of
the King being erased isn't worth like a
hundred years of bad Lord of the Rings
at this point.
>> Even that much bad Lord of the Ring.
There's two seasons at the moment of
Rings of Power and War of the Reherum.
That's it. Soon to be three seasons of
Rings of Power and the Unforgotten, but
there's not as much in terms of content
that you would be uh losing for the cost
of losing Return of the King. And like
you say, even if there were way more, I
don't think it would be worth doing.
Get [ __ ] Nick. Pinball isn't a game.
Damn.
Here's the thing. I [ __ ] hate Mario.
Apparently, it's arcade is what Mario
was. That's that's how it's categorized.
A shilling for the games and art debate.
Well, thank you very much. Happy
anniversary moves. M Theo and Moriati
also high rags. Yeah, we had a an
all-star cast to discuss games as art.
What about AI slop which literally isn't
made by the credited artist but
generated through a randomizer?
>> It would depend. So that would entirely
depend on the amount of prompting done.
>> Also depends on your definition of art
as well. A lot of people lock out a lot
of you remember that guy we covered uh
fringy I forget his name but he he makes
like people were saying that his work
shouldn't even really count as art
because it's all kind of the same. Um,
it was the episode we had I want to say
Solar Sands on for, but it was He's like
a He made like loads of picturesque
images of like a cottage and it's
snowing or something. Like loads of
images like that.
>> Yeah, cuz it was like he was kit or
something. So, it's not art. It's like
you could say that it's repetitive or
not very interesting or inspiring, but
like it's art.
>> Yeah. um trying to push it to a level of
he's barely even thinking when he
produces them and they're all kind of
the same and all this sort of thing.
It's like it's still art though. Like if
you want to start blocking that out then
you're going to have a lot of
consequences on the definition.
>> It's complicated and it's a discussion
that will never end.
>> Holy interesting positions as well. It's
like you look at all the classical
definitions of art rely on human intent
and human intentionality. It's like
technique and Aristotle and stuff like
that. Um, and so so like when it comes
to say like AI being art, you could say,
well, if the human basically prompts to
the level of every brush stroke, then
human intent is satisfied as a
condition. So by the classical
definition of art, it would be it would
be considered art. However, to the
extent that any randomizer comes into it
or any decision is made that is not the
product of human intent, it will always
be less art than a child drawing a stick
figure. But then when you look at the
child stick figure, do you look at that
and say that is obviously more art than
something that was 95% done by man and
5% done by machine? It's a really
interesting little rabbit hole you can
go down if you don't, you know, come out
too strongly in advance of the debate.
You can have some interesting little
debates with yourself as to what really
constitutes art in that sense. But um
most of the classical definitions would
say the stick figure is more art than
the AI one. But the AI one can be art
under certain conditions.
Uhum
Nut Morati and Nick Oreo. That's it
everybody. We peaked. Pack it up.
And allstar cast to deal with the
problem that is art.
Nicholas the goat. I enjoy your streams
my man. Uh he would appreciate that.
What if we turn the triangle upside
down? That [ __ ] triangle.
Completely useless. I still [laughter]
don't [ __ ] know what it is. What?
What was it? What was the triangle for?
>> And then the Odyssey doesn't get put in
the triangle. It was like, what does
that mean?
>> Yeah,
>> see is not hard. I agree.
>> Oh, how mean of you. Rim World Factorio.
This triangle hates everything. They're
arcadey sims that allow you to craft
your own narrative. Well, then they're
not art buddy. Well, no video games are
Where would Lord of Ring game go on the
triangle? Ooh.
Is that arcadey
of ring? I think [laughter]
I think so. I mean, you probably put it
there. I don't think it counts as like
immersive sim or um I don't know what
the [ __ ] options even were at this
point. Do I remember?
Um I'm an hour and 40 minutes behind. Is
this guy the same dude who was really
mad that people thought the Clone Wars
were not 100% evil? Yes. Uh, that would
be back seat to know you were on someone
else at that point. Um, art is a
two-dimensional three-sided shape with
three angles totaling 180°. There you
go.
Finally, someone comes up with a useful
definition, you know.
Um, how was your weekend? EAP's
strongest soldier at my battle station
for my 12-hour shift. Get some orange
juice and fireball on me, lads. Oh,
definitely ready for the uh the whole
trip. I understand why he needed to
clarify he wasn't AI. This video is
abysmally brain dead. He's too stupid to
understand why he's wrong.
>> He's got a hot take that he wants to
sort of break into the discussion with.
Unfortunately, it's just there's like
[ __ ] holes everywhere.
>> Pick something else, you know?
>> Happy anniversary. Has Nick Oreo, Mr.
Oreo, convinced you to buy an Irish rich
wristwatch?
No. But maybe he will all in due time.
Um, been watching since Muller and
Drinker had less than 100k subs, since
Wolf was a host, and since Fringy was
definitely a bird. Happy birthday,
Ephab. I love you guys. Oh, well,
>> since I was definitely a bird implies
that I'm not anymore, like that that's
possible.
>> What happened?
>> I don't know. That's just very
confusing.
Um,
this guy sounds like Southpaw with a
cold. Interesting.
Did this guy just make the argument that
bad art is not actually art? Yeah,
that's the whole video. When it's when
it's too [ __ ] it's not art anymore.
That's basically where he stands.
>> Yeah, pretty much.
>> And then in this case, literally no
video game rises to the level of dsttoy
>> because he knows which
>> uh which reveals the like underlying
problem he has. He just doesn't he
thinks that art is like a sort of a good
>> art's like stuff that came out 100 plus
years ago. Um
>> more so that it's like a reward like
like you've done so well you deserve the
label art.
Yeah. It's something you have to earn
and then all the other stuff is just
kind of it just kind of exists but it's
not art. Even though it's like then what
would you categorize it as? Oh, it's
entertainment. It's like what does that
>> okay? [laughter]
All right. What most bothersome too is
just how much it'll appeal to some
people who just have no idea what goes
into making some of this stuff.
>> For example, loathed as I am to admit
it, there would have been many people
that worked really hard on ordering
Gollum. Okay.
>> And uh that's not that's not me saying,
"See, it's good." It's no, it's me
saying it's art. There is artwork in
there. There's lots of expression, lots
of intent, lots of skill being used.
It's unfortunate what it turned out to
be for them. Not so much for us, but uh
you know, it's just very funny. But the
the point is, of course, like we're not
going to dis disqualify you as artists
because what you made was shitty. That's
stupid.
Doesn't make any sense.
Um,
he's Duma's dad. He's Duma's boomer.
He's been playing video games for 60
years.
60 years of playing games. D.
>> That's not even possible, I think,
>> for for him. For that guy specifically.
No, video games. Is video games a 60
year? You know, like I don't even know
that it is.
>> What did Aoy end up finding was the
oldest video game? What what year would
we have to get to? It would be what?
>> I think the thing is is that it's once
you're in the 70s,
that's that's like firmly when video
games started to sort of emerge more so.
Um, which in that case it's 50 years.
Because the thing is is like if you're
pulling it even further back, it feels
like it's kind of
>> Oh, well,
>> you know,
>> depending on definitions, we've got in
1947, a cathode ray tube amusement
device, earliest known interactive
electronic video game using a scream
patented by Thomas T. Goldsmith, Jr.,
>> I don't know. I I think in this case
[laughter] I'm wondering about
>> about where exactly we would define it
as a a sort of you know it's almost like
do we
>> where does film get drawn the line at
like film as a medium? Do we draw it at
the first feature film, the first short
film or like the first time that
somebody
>> managed to get a camera [snorts] that
could you know record like take multiple
pictures rapidly and then play it like
on a projector. Where exactly do we draw
the line? someone yelling at you and
being like, "Have you played cathode ray
tube amusement device?" Like, "No, I
have not.
>> Maybe you shouldn't be talking about
this until you've got more experience."
>> Uh, random film talk should stay the
whole stream, please. The man has to
sleep. Implying that we did not, but we
also did, but we we get prep time. Okay.
But he stayed for a while. Did he come
back? I can't remember. Some people did.
on the flip side.
>> I think he did. Didn't he have something
on on the Sunday?
>> Oh, yeah. He had he did have something
on so he couldn't join us again, but he
stayed for a for a real long while. It
sounds like what they're actually
chasing is legitimization of the medium.
I promise this medium is just as valid
as yours. Please accept me.
Um, I guess that can cause a lot of
different results in the sense that uh
video games are perpetually in a state
of trying to get legitimized by in the
sense of people looking at it and being
like, "Oh yeah, that is actually
meaningful. There's good stuff happening
there." Having trouble on that front
considering all of the [ __ ] Um,
feels if anything we're going backwards
now. Take for example all of the mobile
game ads or all the monetization
like stupid [ __ ] all the always online.
It's so infested with um stagnation on
creativity, but also money-making things
that come off as borderline abusive
scams. Whereas, I guess other mediums
don't seem to have as much trouble on
this cuz it's like, hey, watch a movie.
Here is TV show. Video games is is like
there's so many steps in. That's the
argument that I would find more
interesting than Mario isn't [ __ ] art
cuz you just jump. You just jump on
stuff and [ __ ] jump around. It's It's
clearly an arcade game. It's not art.
It's arcade. It's like, what does that
even mean?
You know, the legitimization of video
games as art is forever going to be in
trouble probably. And we're not doing
any better as it stands. I don't think
Andy Warhol was a troll. Look at the
picture he drew to be placed on the
moon.
>> So, a troll is still going to be an
artist.
>> Yeah.
>> Yep.
Happy 400, guys. Fun thing to notice
about the faces of PlayStation and Xbox
are both Spartans. Also, what's
everyone's favorite Thanos quote?
>> Oh, yeah. I guess that's an interesting
point.
>> That is a funny point. I guess the thing
is is that in the case of uh Kratos,
that was one that he kind of had then
lost and reclaimed a bit.
>> Yeah. as kind of one of the only
persistent characters that people like
cuz other ones get retired like Nathan
Drake or they get hit with a golf club
like Joel or they were boring in the
first place like Aloy. So yes, I guess
that is funny. As for favorite Thanos
quote. Um
uh
the dread run from it destiny still
arrives is a pretty good one.
Something I really liked on my first run
among many of his quotes was when he
just beats Iron Man in a very fair and
square kind of way and then he's just so
impressed with him in terms of what he
knows about him from his intelligence
but also is like the way he fought that
he's like I hope they remember you as
he's about to kill him. I just remember
being like damn dude
>> that's a good line.
I was rewatching the um it's it's like
the last big speech he does before the
fights cap Thor and um and Iron Man in
in Endgame isn't really for my favorite
quote. It was this one that ends with I
am inevitable. But it just struck me as
interesting cuz he says, you know, I
thought when I wiped out half of all
life that the universe would flourish,
but it doesn't because you all remember.
Um so my plan now is that I'm going to
tear everything apart and build an
entirely new universe, one that's full
of life. And I thought they Yeah. So you
Dr. Doom.
>> Yeah.
>> That's what they're doing. They've just
niched Thanos's speech and made a movie
out of it.
>> Well, and a lot of people were like,
"Oh, Doom's dialogue is going to be
amazing because he said for I am Doom."
But I'm like, um,
>> L answers to me. It's like, damn, that's
embarrassing.
>> It's just uh, and you know, to be clear,
like really trying a lot of the time
with his lines, and yet they're really
potent.
>> Yeah. But I would also go as far as
saying I guess that um even they kind of
[ __ ] up with Thanos even in the second
half. You know, like his quotes were
nowhere near as good in Endgame as they
were in uh Infinity War.
>> I mean, you know, the only one that
stands out in Endgame is you couldn't
live with your own failure and where did
that bring you back to me. It's like
that's pretty cool line, but that's like
the only one where
>> I agree, but it's frustrating because
it's not even him.
>> I know. That's what I mean. Yeah. Like
it's all, you know, sometimes the the
what is it? The hardest choices require
the strongest wills.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, you know, I will watch the your
sunset sunrise on on a grateful
universe.
>> Mhm.
>> Um, there's uh uh to feel so desperately
that you're right, to fail all the same.
[laughter]
A lot of a lot of good words.
>> They they were, as the kids say, cooking
with him.
>> You're not the only one cursed with
knowledge.
>> [laughter]
>> Doesn't he say like my only curse is
you, buddy? What's like that?
>> Come on.
[laughter] It's a really cool fight.
>> Like, don't throw a mood at me again.
>> Yeah. You throw another moon at me and
I'm going to lose it.
>> Yeah. Oh man, that's like such
investment in the [ __ ] story at that
point.
>> That was peak. That was peak. It's all
It's all been downhill since then. And
it's like the only Doctor Strange fight
that felt like it made sense despite it
all being magical [ __ ]
Yeah, it was cool [clears throat] that
every everything it's like hyper Thanos
was weaponizing everything and like uh
Strange was mainly sort of uh I don't
know like uh
holy [ __ ] why is the word escape you
know like kind of deowering the hard
counter was to soften it a lot of a lot
of it like when he gets the big you know
like black hole thrown at him and he
turns it into butterflies. Well, so and
this just we never did this again, but
like um Strange pushes the mirror versse
mirror universe on him and and Thanos
smashes it
>> and then uses the shards to like attack
him. It's like that shit's so [ __ ]
cool and it's a bit of intuition with
what's happening there for the magic.
>> But like uh Doctor Strange duplicating
himself a million times and using all of
the the the like whips and stuff and
then he uses the the mind stone or the
soul stone to figure out which one's the
real one.
>> Yep.
>> Like that.
We'll never get anything like that ever
again.
>> Well, no. It's Infinity War was like the
last time that it really felt like um as
much as there are criticisms to be dealt
with in terms of the the Infinity Stones
and and uh the power levels for them. It
still feels like that movie, you know,
cuz cuz the Wakanda fight is not very
interesting at all. Um but the the
battle on Titan is super cool in terms
of the way that it's utilizing
everybody's abilities. It's the It's the
thing that you enjoy seeing in um in in
these movies is like the synchronicity
of the abilities. Some well like in the
Marvels like no not like that because
there's nothing very interesting about
that. But it's the idea of yeah Doctor
Strange sends his cape to stop him from,
you know, closing his fist while he
creates portals for Spider-Man to jump
through and kick him. It's it's a it's
like a fun way to to to sort of to mess
around with it or, you know, a lot of it
was strange with Super Ela, right?
Creating platforms for uh Star-Lord to
jump on so that he could close a
distance or, you know, Iron Man um like
coming in at the same time trying to
drop, you know, a ship on him. Yeah.
>> And and it's it's yeah, we don't really
because in Endgame you get a little bit
of that when when uh when it's uh Iron
Man, Thor, and Cap fighting Thanos, but
then you've got the problem of like,
dude, how is he even like surely he
loses this like instantly? You know, how
does he lose to Iron Man and Thor and
Captain? How does he win against all
three of them at the same time without
the gauntlet? How is that possible?
>> Yeah,
>> I hate that [ __ ] But no, we're not
allowed to talk about power scaling.
That's uh that makes that's that's not
paying attention to what the story is
about. No one cares about power scaling.
>> Okay. Everybody's okay. I hate to break
it to you, but if we had to boil it down
to like the core, a lot of people are
there to see them fight. [laughter]
That's what they want to see.
>> Well, and and when they have that fight,
like, oh, nobody really care. I'd be
like, oh, sorry to let you know this,
but you actually care about it in
everything. I didn't I don't think I
guess you didn't know.
>> Yeah. Power scaling applies to things
that you don't even think it applies to.
[ __ ] someone running away from
Michael Myers. Like, do you think it
changes it when it's like a a you know,
random teenage girl or a child or a
[ __ ] marine? It's like, yeah, of
course it does.
>> Mhm.
>> Art is not a qualitative label.
Just in all caps, they said this.
>> Agreed though. Uh, well, it's it's the
part of the conversation that doesn't
seem to get properly addressed in his
video, but he's convinced he's right.
Gosh darn it. Happy 400. You did it okay
the way that you did it. Question. Did
any of you lads ever watch Metal
Aocalypse? If so, who was your favorite
character? If not, the first season
especially is a treat. Also, High Rags.
Did either of you watch it?
>> Nope.
>> No.
>> It's an Adult Swim animation. I've seen
all of it, I'm pretty sure. Uh, very
very funny. Very good for Metal fans,
not necessarily Metal Commander fans,
but I think you guys will probably have
a good cross-section. Anyway, uh,
favorite character ended up at first I
think it might have been like, you know,
Nathan Explosion sort of thing, but as
time went on, um, it kind of just became
a mix of so like Mark Hamill plays a
whole bunch of supporting characters in
that and they're all like wacky, insane,
funny sorts of things. I quite liked um
Roxo obviously to an extent. Uh but I
think the guy I was watching it with, we
even sort of felt like I wonder how much
they can do uh Roxo before it gets kind
of annoying cuz um I don't know, there's
only so many times you can maybe get
away with it like it's a joke. You got
to kind of develop it and stuff. Um
I I think a lot of people end up picking
Murderface as their favorite as well.
I'm trying to think of who I would
settle on.
Um, there was so many really awesome
voices in that by the way. Vera Hog is
in it. Um, like I said, Mark Hamill,
Malcolm McDow is like a main character
voice for it.
Uh, who is the voice? Let me actually
check.
feel like uh
everything's gotten much more
complicated on on IMDb on phone now. The
information you actually want takes ages
to get to it. Hang on, I'll find that uh
in a second, but while I answer another
but but no, I I really like it and it's
a pretty easy recommendation for anybody
who likes uh metal as a genre of music.
Art is the con concretization of a
vision or an idea, right? Being wellmade
or not has no bearing on it being art or
not. This dude is trying to be deep but
has no idea what he's talking about.
Congrats on the 8th anniversary. Well,
thank you.
>> Uh it sort of depends. There are so many
definitions. It's according to so like
Aristotle would say actually the art is
not the thing you produce. It is the act
of producing.
So, but then you would get is it can he
who says it's the product of genius and
so it has to be like genius has to go
into it but the product is itself like
there's a debate as to whether or not
even the thing you paint is the artwork
or whether the act of painting is the
art that you do or whether the
intentionality of producing the painting
is art but the painting is merely the
result of artistic process. It's no one
really has a definition of art these
days because we don't do metaphysics
because metaphysics is is kind of lame
and boring and gay and it doesn't really
get you anywhere. But it's the kind of
conversations everybody used to have all
the time. But it produces the lack of it
now is why everyone gets slightly
confused as to what they're talking
about when art's even mentioned cuz the
definition used to be completely
inseparable from the overall philosophy
of the person you held. Like you can't
have art for Plato without the entire
philosophy of the realm of forms and
stuff like that. We don't have that. So
now we just sort of argue as to whether
or not the word art applies to something
without really understanding what the
definition we're using is. And nobody
seems particularly interested. It's why
I think Fringy you said what counts as
art is just whether it's been around for
more than a hundred years. And that's
kind of the operative definition. That
really is just it. It's purely
functional.
>> Yeah, pretty much. It's like well
dostoski is art cuz he wrote like crime
and punishment in the 19th century. It's
been around. It's the kind of thing that
you probably have to read at school or
university like is another category
which of course can help certain things
that aren't as old as that. You know,
newer creations like To Kill a
Mockingbird or something. It's like well
that's art cuz I had to read it at
school. Like it's uh
>> I I can't hear Dosky without thinking
about the guy who called him Doski in
that clip. [laughter]
>> No, that's pretty funny. Yeah. Um it's
uh if it was like Dostoyki is another
sort of one of those. It's it's like
almost trying to get claimed by the
self-help world. It's like, can you guys
please not do that, please and thank
you?
>> But uh yeah, in the case of in the case
of a lot of people's, it's like, yeah,
art is the kind of thing you see at a
museum. Like art is the kind of thing
that you almost don't actually
sort of appreciate on a daily basis.
It's a kind of thing that you make a
dedicated effort to go and see or
alternatively that you were forced to
engage with in order to write a report
for university. [laughter]
It's it's not something that you should
expect to be dealing with on a
day-to-day basis, which uh I think is a
really silly uh definition.
>> Yeah. Sorry. And the reason I don't know
why I blanked, but it was Brandon Small,
Brandon Small, sorry, that did the voice
of uh which I think he's big part of the
creation of Metal Aocalypse, but u
Austin, their kind of like manager
somewhat butler character. He ended up
being someone who I was just like, "Oh,
he's there functionally for the plot in
Metal Aocalypse, but he eventually
became like kind of a favorite
character." Um, in the same way, I think
a lot of people, not for the same
reasons, but fringy community, a lot of
people would be like, "The dean is kind
of funny." And then eventually being
like, "Holy [ __ ] I think you might be
my favorite character." Like,
>> yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'll takes you'll
eventually realize like, damn, I I can't
I can't do without him, you know?
[laughter] He needs to be in this story.
>> Do you remember the uh do you remember
it was the uh I think it was the second
Dungeons and Dragons was like in season
five where he was playing the character
was the son of Jeff's character.
>> Yes.
>> And he's like, "I hug my father. I draw
my sword. Stay back." You know, what do
you do? I hug my father. You've been
impaled.
Then he like drags himself for it as
well to hug him.
[laughter]
>> What was uh he had like a really edgy
name. The
>> It was It was Rigs Die Hard.
>> Rigs Die Hard. Yeah.
>> That was that was Jeff's character and
his was uh I can't remember exactly, but
yeah. Cuz Rig's Die Hard was meant to be
uh Mike um and uh and the son of the
>> Mike ends up being the [ __ ] like
Hobbit or goblet or something.
>> Yeah. Oh yeah, [laughter] I know his
name but I don't know it right now. What
was Why do I forget his name? The guy
who played his son. He was uh David
something, isn't it?
>> Cross.
>> You know the guy? Yeah. Yeah, that's
right. Yeah, cuz he's in a bunch of
stuff.
>> It was a good episode. It was uh season
five, right?
>> Season five is a good one. Season five,
they pull it back
>> and then they lose it again in season
six.
>> Yeah.
>> Um,
Doom Eternal has [ __ ] writing, but the
level design is stunning. How is that
not art? Hell, Stella Blade is art. I
don't know. Why are we in a position
where hell stellar blade is art?
>> Yeah, you don't need to say if it's if
it's creative expression and it's it's
art. It's easy easy.
>> It feels weird to be drawn that far
back, you know, like are video games
even? You're like, what? What do you
what [laughter]
crazy? But yes, plenty of people still
having that discussion. Much like people
are still having a discussion of is 60
fps really better than 30? I don't think
so. And you're like, oh.
>> I put out a tweet, Jesus Christ, Grand
Theft Auto is going to be 30. So now 30
is actually good.
>> I put out the people stare on that
announcement and there was a reply that
said, as if you were ever going to play
GTA anyway.
>> What? as if you were even going to play
the most popular video game of all time.
>> I was like, first of all, [laughter] I
played a [ __ ] ton of uh San Andreas,
Vice City, and uh PSP one. I can't
remember the which one it was, but
>> uh well, Liberty City or Vice City
Stories
>> would have been one of them, but um and
then I also played a chunk of GTA 4 as
well. Not didn't get as much time into
that one, but really weird to be like as
if you were going to play the most
popular video [laughter] game on the
planet like Yeah. I mean,
>> no. I mean, you know, the 30 FPS thing
is lame, but they can get away with it
cuz it's Rockstar.
>> Yes.
>> And they probably they probably want to
essentially control how good that game
looks. Um, which to be fair, it is like
probably the single most like impressive
video game based on that extended look
from a graphics standpoint. It's like
kind of mind-blowing, but it would be
nice if I could run it at 60 frames per
second. Even if there was some cost on
that front, I'll take it.
And and of course I wouldn't need to
play it at all or be invested at all to
be annoyed that they're going to be
setting another industry drawback
standard. If they can get away with it,
a bunch of other people be like, "We can
too." And you're like, "Oh, fuck."
>> It's like, "Oh, does this undo how like
consoles became much more playable
lately because of the 60 fps performance
mode that a lot of g cuz PlayStation 4
was particularly grim on uh on that
front. PlayStation 3 was kind of bad,
but you still had some games that were
trying to go for 60 fps for a while
there before they gave up. We improved
and I don't Yeah, I don't need to be
going backwards. Okay. No, please no.
A400 EAP uh lasted longer than M's PC.
So, 8 years of EFAB, I believe that
actually lines up. I'm on my cuz I had a
really bad PC when I made the TLJ video
and the second I made enough money to
get a new PC, I I bought it cuz it was
like basically job insurance at that
point. That PC I think lasted I want to
say until Black Widow. When was Black
Widow? Do you remember?
>> 2021.
>> So if we started 2018, I would have
gotten the new PC around was that late
2021?
>> Uh well, the video would have been
probably done late 2021. Yeah.
>> Oh, no, no, no. It was, if you remember,
my PC nearly died when we were streaming
the coverage of Black Widow.
>> Oh, yes. So that would have been like
mid 2021 then.
>> So something like that. Yeah. which is
around I don't know 3 threeish years of
whatever the new PC 3 4 and then I got a
new one which lasted until Rings of
Power um specifically
>> which season
>> one season one
>> Oh damn. So it only lasted a year and a
half.
>> Wait, that can't be right. Then what
would season two put us at?
>> Season two is 2024.
>> That doesn't seem right either. Hm.
>> No, I feel like there's something's gone
wrong here in your uh sorry, it's not
like I I didn't replace it at Rings of
Power. Rings of Power is where I had my
first issue with the the newer PC. It
was where I had to jury rig a way of
turning it on because the power button
didn't work anymore.
[laughter] Um but it still everything
was fine. The power button didn't work.
That was the only problem. So like
that's when that happened and it
interrupted us doing Rings of Power for
a little bit uh to get back on it. But I
think Metal helped me solve that. than
it was sometime later that I bought the
current one that I'm on. And the current
one, everything is fine except that a
cooler that apparently is known to have
issue. Like everything else is working
really well. It's it's a powerful, good,
happy PC. But the not having a cooler on
the CPU is probably not great, though.
I've uh I've said before I've got a
constant monitor on the temperature of
the core, and if it ever goes, you know,
in any way scary, I can just But I've
got a cap on it anyway. So, you know,
broadly speaking, we're all we're all
fine. EFAP is fine. Okay, you'll keep
getting your regularly scheduled
content, but um it is about time broadly
that I probably will. This this PC I'm
pretty sure is 4 years old. Um
>> that sounds about right. I I I vaguely
recall you getting a new one around
2022ish. The thing about everything
changes with like standards, but I would
have said, you know, four years is a
good lifespan for the way I treat PCs,
but now it's like I don't even want to
buy a new PC, you know, with how
everything is going, how everything is.
But
>> no, cuz they're really expensive and it
feels like the more that times goes goes
on, the less stable.
>> Yes, that's the other problem.
>> Yeah, that's that's the thing that's
incredibly annoying. Why why why is it
getting worse? Why why is why why is it
why is it getting worse for the amount
of money that's getting spent and the
amount of resources that go into like
computing in you know in the the time
that we find ourselves in? Why why are
there more issues? Oh god, Windows XP.
We didn't know how good we had it.
>> No, we didn't.
>> Just stable operating system.
>> Well, all the [ __ ] rigma rolling I
have to do of the new PC of installing a
bunch of programs I want the old
versions of. For example, Vegas 19 I
don't want.
the newer Vegases anymore, the [ __ ]
service related ones. Maybe it'll force
me to have to learn a different editing
software. Who can say?
Um, I agree. Oh, wait. Eight [ __ ]
years. Yeah, happy 400 lasted longer
than all this PC. I think I just read
that one out. I agree with Nicholas
Dior's take on Aliens as subhuman. And
if any aliens out there have a problem
with that, they can take it up with me
personally. Wow. All righty. S would not
work as a film. There are too many parts
that require player agency to work. I
agree that it would not function the
same way, but you can definitely adapt
portions of what is very meaningful
about it into a different format. It's
possible. It just wouldn't be the same.
And you do lose something by not making
it a game. It is a mistake to think that
it works better in another medium
instinctually, like, you know, because
of its lack of mechanics or something.
There's something else going on in it
that's a little bit more complicated
than just how many buttons you can press
to make certain things happen.
Um, happy eight years. Thanks for the
good rat over the years. Here's to many
more. Thank you very much. And give me
Batwoman season 3. Probably never going
to happen, but I can understand why
you'd be invested. There's no there's no
Jacob in season 3, guys.
You really want to see that?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know, man. It's just uh just
rough. Hello, future rags. What's your
opinion on 9mm versus 45 and DA/SA SAO
or Striker fired? I'm afraid he can't
answer that question, but I'm sure he
would have an answer for it. He's still
streaming um a lot like he was doing uh
different video games and stuff. So, if
you you find him doing that, you can
send it to him and he will answer you.
Not only will he answer, you'll answer
in depth probably with a with a gun
question.
Uh Nick, you are Italian. How do you not
know that? Wow, Nick failed an Italian
reference.
Patrician joked about this kind of guy
on Halo EAP. Immersive sim players are
gamers cinnaphiles.
Yeah, we were we were sort of breaking
it down, right? The game equivalent of
uh novel or books versus literature or
or some that kind of categorization with
movies then as well and then inevitably
it'll happen with games. But don't
worry, for now games are so young that
they don't even get to be considered
art. So have to wait a bit longer on
that front. reminder that Ason Wells
voiced Unicron,
which uh is awesome, right?
>> In the uh in the the movie.
>> Mhm.
Yeah,
>> that's cool.
>> He argues art on a technical ability
over feeling.
>> Well,
uh I mean a technical ability is there's
a there's a low threshold for your the
technical, you know, like I said,
stickmen art. Of course they are.
>> Well, but also I mean how does this I I
would say that probably at least that
wasn't even the way that he would be
doing it consistently because there's
way more technical ability that goes
into making any video game than like
writing a book. Like almost inherently
writing a book just requires you to have
like an understanding of the English
language or you know whatever language
you want to write it in and certain
things with like pros or formatting uh
like elements of style that you know
that sort of thing. um compared to like
compared to a game, right? Like it's
it's a reason why like technical
mastery. It's like well I mean art is
more than technical mastery, right?
You're trying to express something.
You're trying to like say something with
what you're making. It's the reason why
looking at it through that lens of
technical skill. It's like somebody can
be way more technically imp one punch
man right like technically you know the
web comic like it don't look great you
know compared to other things but like
what the story is about and what it's
trying to say is clearly very very
worthwhile
and uh and comes through like as much as
much as it needs to like through the way
that it's expressed. This is the reason
why trying to draw it like by these
lines is just probably not the way to do
it. It's just art is art. Somebody made
something, they want to say something,
they used some sort of a medium or
technique to express it. There you go.
You, you know, tick, you've done it.
Whether it's good or bad, then we can go
from there.
Halo is the sci-fi pulp franchise of the
video game world. There is no way a real
snob would pick it. Like, like I said, I
thought it was a shocking pick for him.
>> Given that he was talking about like
Pride and Prejudice and stuff, to them
pick Halo is pretty remarkable. Um he he
he would have been better off if he said
The Last of Us.
>> Oh god. Yes.
>> He would have fit the caricature a
little bit better than suddenly bringing
up Halo. It's like Yeah. But it's cuz he
likes Halo.
>> I like Halo, too.
>> It almost is the worst um position for
him to be in because to make all of
these broader claims and then to be
like, "Okay, fine." Instead of knocking
down like trying to prove your
statements wrong, show us what your
representation of the ultimate art in
video game is. And you hold up Halo. And
again, no shade to Halo, but it's just
like, what in the [ __ ] Like, with
everything you just said, we were
expecting something much more
pretentious, like a game that is black
and white and 4x3 with [ __ ] you
know, you have to interpret the story
through the medium of dance, that sort
of thing. Not Halo. But, um, the thing
is he's he's he's all right. He's he's
welcome into our fold of Yes, Halo is
art. Congratulations.
It's just a lot of other things are too.
Uh, criticism of the day. I must
understand the reason I say criticism of
the day is because six characters is not
much and it's for you guys to prepare
yourselves. Yeah, but you could just you
don't even need it. [laughter]
You don't have to reduce it down. You
just not say it at all.
>> Seems Mhler tries to coers Moriati to
scream out slurs. I do no such thing. It
happens. It simply happens. You know,
it's a beautiful accident. Happy 400.
Thank you. I have to interact with
people at this party which is hard to
pull off. So, it's not great art.
I think I understand what you're saying.
Happy 400 years, you massives. Is art
supposed to be Alfred?
I mean, if you've written Alfred at that
point, he is an art. You know, if you've
animated him, too. If you're performing
him as an actor, that's there's lots of
artistic elements there that are
involved in Alfred. Guys, Gulp, he's
right behind us, isn't he? Oh, I think
this is cuz the guy who made the video
was actually in chat, which
fair enough. just wanted to talk to
everybody about
>> Is Gulp He's right behind me. More of a
meme or less of a meme than the
sarcastic he's right behind me, isn't
he?
>> Or you know what I'm talking about.
>> That just happened as a competitor.
>> Well, that's that's what I mean is that
I'm saying he's right behind me, isn't
he? Is like a that's just happened like
that kind. Which one do you think is
more of a meme, the gulp or the
>> or that one? The self-aware one?
I don't know. Um because I don't even
sure which one I see more often. Some of
the times with these things it's like,
"Oh yeah, we see that all the time." And
then I can't even think of a single
example.
>> That's the thing. It's so common that
you never log any example of it.
>> Yeah.
Discolesium is an amazing game. Commies
pretend supports them. Communists are
literally shown as corrupt criminal
syndicate.
I need to get around to play at some
point. I hear things.
>> I think so. Yeah. like what all I've
heard is that it's a very good game.
>> Uh Peeb is in chat right now. You can
bring him on. Well, we were looking at
his video which stands on its own. I
don't think he uh
gets a bit weird when you cover a video
of someone's with someone.
>> It would also be unfortunate I think for
him to jump onto a panel with seven
people telling him that his arguments
suck and his video is [ __ ] It's just
like [laughter] it's just kind of
unpleasant really. Also, unfortunately,
it's so funny to say this, where we were
like watching a [ __ ] eight minute
video and we took three hours or
something. We were on a schedule. It was
tight to the point where we did not
cover anywhere near as much as we were
necessarily hoping to in terms of
broader topics while simultaneously we
got to cover loads of [ __ ] But we also
went over by like 2 hours, which um you
know, again, apologies, but I think it
was a pretty good anniversary, so it
worked out. Epic.
Um, when EAP started, I was a 13 to
14year-old getting through secondary
school and high school. I am now 22,
finishing college. Hard to say, but
you've made up a good part of my
upbringing. Happy ETH. Hi, Rags.
Well, on one hand, I'm not sure if
13-year-olds should be watching our show
considering some of the stuff we cover,
but on the other, hopefully you're doing
well and you're a happy, welladjusted
adult in the best way possible.
>> Finishing university there.
>> Yeah, good stuff.
And you know, young people are
impressionable and we need to steer them
clear of becoming Boogie Maxes.
[clears throat]
So, it's probably for the best.
>> He's a big We did have loads of messages
talking about how they've chosen to
start losing weight because of Boogie.
>> Well, that's good. The thing is you you
know unfortunately everyone gets older
and your body gets less and less great
at processing you know uh I guess stored
energy and uh you start start realizing
the stuff you did before to remain at
the weight you were isn't good enough.
So you know you got to watch out. You
don't want to become him or anyone like
him where they melt into their
respective uh recliner or something and
then can't escape their own house.
Um, as as many of people have said, his
his feet and legs, they're described as
rotted. Uh, which is not what you want.
Want to keep making sure you walk places
and stuff.
Uh, Moriati, known leftist. I mean,
technically, we've all been accused of
that at some point,
being accused of every [ __ ] leaning.
What the [ __ ] is wrong with Armenian
girls?
>> A known leftist.
>> Accused of being a known leftist.
>> Um, we've been accused of being
everything. So,
>> no, I I enjoy it just described as an
accusation.
Like, shuse.
>> I just I just like the known part. It's
like you're forcing it into reality. You
wouldn't need to say that if it was
true. [laughter]
>> That's That's right. It's it's it gives
the game away.
>> Everyone knows this about you. Like, oh.
Uh, so someone said, "What the [ __ ]
wrong with Armenian girls?" I don't
remember someone [ __ ] on
>> Armenian.
It's Anita because I think he mentioned
Anita Sarkeesian and said Armenian cuz
she's Armenian.
>> Oh well I she doesn't she doesn't
represent them all. Don't worry. It's
it's all good.
>> Well it's just [laughter]
I don't know. It's just she who must not
be named or something like I don't know
why you can just say who you were
talking about there.
>> It is funny for a character who
undeniably and don't let people pretend
that's not the case like she was
massively influential.
um she was getting invited to speeches
at like the UN and stuff like that was a
massive influence but now it's almost
fascinating because it's like you never
>> she's got no influence anymore around
right but like yeah she doesn't nobody
cares anymore
>> she married herself weird
>> that was uh and posted about it on the
internet [laughter]
>> which
why would you do that why' you let
people know that's something you did
>> um he lies to me. He hates me. Todd
Howard wants to take my e money. Anyway,
Fringy, recite Big Smoke's order in
Trump's accent. It shouldn't change.
>> Oh, I I mean, I can't remember the whole
thing. A a number nine, a number seven
with extra dip, two [ __ ] I can't
remember all the numbers. It was like
two number fours and a and a large soda.
>> Beautiful. I can't remember exactly the
order, but it was something like that.
[laughter]
>> Thanks for your awesome content for past
8 years. Did you ever play original
Gothic? I loved it as a child and recent
remake is pretty good. Can recommend?
No, but I've heard people recommend it.
I have not played it.
I assume you guys haven't either.
>> No, you know, I had something that was
uh it was Quake and Malice. They were on
the same I think demo disc that I had
when I was super young. It's funny
playing Quake first and got used to it
and loved it. Whenever I booted up
Malice, uh which I I don't think I've
heard anybody talk about. Uh I just
remember being annoyed that it wasn't
Quake. You know, the mechanics were
different, the approach was different. I
always want to play it now to see what
it's like, but I just remember
distinctly being like, I want more
Quake. Why isn't this Quake?
Um but uh Gothic. No, I never played it.
He keeps saying, "What's bad rat?" But
no references to good rat. We can't read
your mind. Uh no, he used Halo. Halo was
the answer. Even though he said Halo
failed to qualify as well, right,
ultimately
>> I think so closer than some others, but
>> well because Halo's got like really
solid mechanics as a loop. It's got a
solid enough story. It's got a good
enough soundtrack, which you realize
then all that he wants is that there's
no part of it that's overtly shitty,
which he thinks all video games are at
least [ __ ] in some way. So like for
example with Mario, he'd be like, "All
the stories are just [ __ ] They're not
Pride and Prejudice,
>> which I'm sure upsetsy,
>> which well it's just they're not [ __ ]
They they they are they are functional.
>> Like that there's nothing actually wrong
with with the typical Mario story. It
doesn't have the big problems that a lot
of uh a lot of um other uh other other
stories can, the more complex ones.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
You'll get your rent when you fix this
damn multiverse.
It's uh definitely a quote from old Toby
in the upcoming Avengers Doomsday. Um
what do the triangles mean, Precious?
Oh, so Doomsday is inspired by Batoman
when else Beth died saving Alice
instantly. Another piece of media
stealing from the greatest show ever. Do
you remember that Fringy?
>> Wait, could you say that again? Sorry.
elseorld's Alice who was like a good
person and she saved
>> B. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. And then
Ned Flanders shot her and [laughter] and
and you remember that was um cuz cuz it
was like both Alicees couldn't like
exist at the same time.
>> Yes.
>> So the evil Alice was going to die, but
then when when uh the good Alice got
shot, the evil Alice sprung to life and
then knocked Ruby Rose out and continued
on [laughter] her evil adventures.
>> Utter [ __ ] garbage. But I did love uh
[snorts]
Ned Flanders. He was funny as hell
>> until he died. Yeah, cuz
>> live
on live.
[laughter]
>> Rub is such an atrociously awful actor.
Holy [ __ ]
>> Yep. But that's what made it cuz once
they got the new one in, it's like, "Oh,
damn. You're not as you're not as
funny."
>> Yeah, she was fine. She was like a great
actress, but she was she was bordering
on like, you know, good and it was like,
"That's no fun."
And then No, Jacob. Yeah, they ruined
the show. Season one was an amazing
show. Um, and they never got to
recapture that kind of power. But it's a
great little time capsule, isn't it?
It's like, what the [ __ ] were they
thinking? You're like, I know. No
Batman, but Batwoman and the thieves are
I'm a woman.
[laughter]
[ __ ]
Remember [laughter] she was in the the
skyscraper where everyone was like under
threat and she she was like I got to
save him. So I I'll go home and get my
outfit and then go back instead of
helping them.
>> Of course. That's right. You got to get
the outfit with the wig.
>> Oh, it's so good.
Now I fully trust a guy named Dr. Doom.
I know Gary thinks that they're going to
have to try and address that or make a
joke about it. I'm not even sure that
they will. We'll see cuz like it's so
ridiculous, isn't it? It's like this Dr.
Doom guy. I don't know if we can trust
him. [laughter]
It's an interesting name. They'll just
call him Victor over I think that's what
Gary said, right? They'll just keep
calling him Victor to draw attention
away from the fact that he's called Dr.
Doom.
>> They do it in the trailers.
>> Victor.
Uh, if there's anything you should
improve for year 9, Mhler, it's your
handling of super chats. I know you
don't want to spam content, but that's
pretty much the only solution.
Otherwise, people would just have to
wait seven months. Bad. I disagree. I
think that the way that we've done it is
not only working, but the the reason it
was drawn back, we can finally talk
about it now. The reason it all got
drawn back is because of the [ __ ]
Star Wars Halloween and another arc
that's getting filmed, recorded,
whatever, we just haven't been able to
actually record them. Um, and obviously
you might be like, well then you
shouldn't be making them. It's like, I
don't think that that's that's going to
have to be the way that it works, right?
Like there's a hierarchy of needs, you
could say, for different things that we
create. But I have stuck to on a
principled level exactly how we approach
this and I think it's worked out
actually pretty solidly while
simultaneously producing a [ __ ] ton for
you guys. Um I think myself bringing in
platoon have been a part of basically
all of it in the past year. And uh you
know like I said worked out pretty well.
We're we're not fully caught up on super
chats but we're nearly there. I'm I'm
not even kidding. We fell behind quite a
bit because of recording every week for
loads of different stuff. And when you
see
It's edited down to like 25 hours. The
Star Wars adventure.
>> We wanted [clears throat] to make sure
you guys had something pretty cool for
EAP 100. Do you understand how long it
took to make that? Not only on the front
of recording, but for editing. Also
making a bunch of other stuff.
Obviously, we want super chats answered
as soon as possible. But we can't do
everything. It's just not possible. And
we're certainly not going to uh like you
know put everything on pause in order to
enable like one thing over another
forever.
Um we managed to pair up so Stranger
Things, The Boys, Night of the Seven
Kingdoms episodes can all go together
because they're all same subject. We can
have some crossover with video games. If
uh we cover two or three within like a a
handful of months, I can pair them
together. Obviously, we can release all
of the anniversary ones in one in one
go, but uh yeah, I I had a trust the
process sort of thing with this and I
think it's it's turned out pretty well
well balanced. And by the way, I took
over the highlights channel myself and
have been making sure that that stays
functional at the same time. Trying to
make, you know, new stuff, new videos.
Also trying to stream uh with Real BBC,
Open Bar, and still doing the the gaming
stuff every once in a while. I think you
guys who uh who support this show, who
we are extremely thankful to, by the
way, don't mind waiting for a response
to the message if you get a proper
response instead of like, you know, an
acknowledgement and then it's uh sort of
ignored or something. You know, I I want
them out faster, but I want everything
out faster. There's just uh it's just
physics gets in the way of these sorts
of things. You know, I I I do want to
say like thanks to um Platoon and Fringy
for donating. so much of your time per
week to just EFAP stuff. It's there's a
lot. And I can't even promise it's going
to calm down because we got more stuff
on the way.
>> Oh, no. It's going to be the opposite.
>> Yeah.
>> Next few months is going to be insane.
>> It is. Um and so we're doing what we can
with the time that we have to stay on
top of everything. But we are so close.
The second we're caught up on super
chats, which I think that between the
three of us, we're going to be able to
pull off relatively soon. if even if
it's not all out yet, uh there there's
plenty that are on their way. Uh we can
do a meme fap. We we've been needing to
do one for a long time because it was
really fun seeing a lot of the uh
community made stuff in the in the
portion of the anniversary. I want to
get back to um all kinds of wacky
things. And with the EAP movies 100 out
of the way and we won't have to concern
ourselves with any kind of wacky project
on that front until EAT Movies 1000. a
joke, but maybe um we got a bit of a gap
on the front of [snorts] getting some
more time to do some things. So, yes. Um
this has been the format the whole time,
by the way. It's just a matter of
different uh efforts come in the way of
different things. also um found a found
a relatively new editor that I've made
uh a mention of that you're going to see
a lot of his work in EAP Movies 100
that'll likely ease some stuff up for us
in terms of making things cuz we still
got uh EAP TV is going to be revitalized
with Ahsoka.
So, we'll see how that goes. Who's who's
going to be editing it necessarily?
Probably be fringy, but you know,
anything [clears throat] could happen.
Also, other than that, what's another
like TV show that we might be having
that format with? Cuz they they've not
said anything for Marvel and Star Wars,
right? Other than we're not going to do
Vision Quest, I don't think.
>> Doesn't seem like there's a huge amount
on the horizon compared to the deluge
that we got there for a while from both.
>> Harry Potter be a
episode, right? That's more of an
episode than
>> Yeah. More likely a regular in the same
way that it's like when you do Rings of
Power, like Rings of Power doesn't lend
itself well to EAP TV. No.
>> Um, but we'll definitely be covering it.
But yes, we're almost, as crazy as it
sounds, because you haven't seen it all
yet, but let me just reassure you from
behind the scenes, we're almost
tightened up on almost everything in the
way that I've I've even I showed
Frankie, I've got a schedule weekly now
that's cleaned up everything in terms of
how everything's produced.
Um, and it's all a result of lots of
hard work that I appreciate everybody
making sure happens as well as the lads
keeping the lights on, which is you
audience members, which uh, you know,
we're it feels meta. We're literally
doing that right now. Um, the super
supper cats wanted to be called super
chats this one time, sty they told me. I
think there's a fight developing already
between them and we're not even I think
maybe they're fighting for the end of
part one. I don't know. You lie. They
didn't say that. uh this fight between
Zenith and Sty.
Um it is pathetic to just keep on giving
Steve Rogers Mujolnir. Once uh worked
once, you can't keep redoing it.
It might even be a point of if they
didn't, everyone would just question why
he's not got it. But then again, I don't
know. You shouldn't really have Steve
Rogers in this story now, especially
with the this story shouldn't even be
happening is kind of where we're
actually at.
But um it's not like it's a major
payoff. He just sort of has it and then
he'll be casually using it and then um I
guess Doom is going to kill his son or
something. We'll have to see how that
goes. The subcats protests die. They say
you lie. Oh my. The subcats say you lie,
not me.
I mean, this doesn't seem fair if you
guys are writing the the supper cats and
then defining what their opinions are
and then saying their opinions are that
and then this this fight seems like it
wouldn't have any end. Sometimes the
ways the supper cats are above you. Not
true. I just do as the supperats
command. Same for me, Sty. Same for me.
Um,
God bless my favorite show. Grats on
400, buds. Well, thank you. She has a
vision of death and space crisis. Said
unironically as a plot point to the
movie. That I believe completely. She's
going to tell Thor that she's had a
vision and he's going to have to go and
sort out the space crisis.
Um,
I'm going to need more green for this
summary alone.
Well, we did get through it eventually.
It was a tough one, though. They have to
use universe cannons. A universe desert
eagle would shoot through both
universes. Again, I completely believe
the universe cannon because they tried
to teleport Earth in the Fantastic 4.
I don't see. It's just not a stretch at
all. I'm sorry.
>> Is that a Mr. Fantastic pun there?
I'm going to claim it is.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> Who knows if it was on purpose. Uh, we
should take the entire universe and push
it somewhere else. Pat Boins. He's He's
ahead of his time, Patrick. You know, he
knew what was up.
Um,
doomsday plot twist. America Chavez
searching her mom. Searching for her mom
in all the universes causes the
incursion. Steve is just collateral
damage. They've tried to link it. as we
read the uh Doom is upset that Steve got
to live his life happily that the that
X-Men somewhat somehow maybe did that
Reed got to be with Sue even though that
wasn't like an incursion or anything
that was just regular so I don't know
why he's mad
um I guess he's just jealous Mark
Ruffalo Bruce will get gleoned in prison
oh no
yeah I mean he is in prison right
canonically I wonder if they'll deal
with that
>> I guess so yeah Or are we just not going
to see him again, do you think?
>> I have no idea.
>> Cuz he wasn't mentioned.
>> The [ __ ] Hulk, man.
>> Oh well.
>> Um, regarding backseater, too many
people take civility for granted. It is
more fragile than you might think. Being
a public figure can become perilous.
Um,
I think, you know, people are broadly
civil when they're in person. It's the
internet that gives them like the
the all bark no bite sort of perspective
a lot of the time. But no, I mean public
being a public figure is perilous at
times, especially in these day and age
with uh people getting a bit more
aggressive with different things. Sure.
Unfortunate.
Jane Foster coming back from Valhalla
and her cancer starts working again. I
have polyythemia vera. My blood is
syrup. I'm in tremendous pain. I'm in
tremendous pain. Oh, but she had real
cancer though.
>> You guys remember uh Love and Thunder,
big fans.
>> The wonderful lady.
>> Uh Yolena is the key to everything. She
will be. She's going to be why they
survive that first bout. But I mean,
it'll mean nothing ultimately cuz Battle
World is going to happen. So, but it's
why she is there, I think. I guess
uh why BS likes Star Wars. Obacity to li
Star Wars. He doesn't understand who he
is in relation to other people. Many
don't and need to be told from other
people. Social life important.
You think he likes Star Wars because it
helps him understand his place in the
world is is kind of what you're saying.
Maybe. I don't know.
>> And he takes inspiration from who? Pal.
>> Probably Darth Vader. Yeah. Something
like that.
>> I don't know. One of them. If Marvel's
course correcting, why go out of their
way to pick the dumbest option every
time? mastering the worst story choices.
Laugh my [ __ ] ass off. I don't know.
There are some people who think this is
to be clear, I got some of this from
Twitter, right? And there were comments
underneath it from people saying how
good it sounded.
>> Oh,
>> that was like the that was the broad
reception. There was few people saying
like this sounded bad. A lot of people
saying like, "Holy [ __ ] this is hype."
And it's like um
okay,
definitely not something I expected.
Yes, boys. Happy eighth great show. Why,
thank you. Thanks for the laughs, boys.
Keep it up. We shall do our very best.
Our very daist. He looked uh he actually
looks like they propped him up from his
deathbed.
Oh, we could be talking about Oh, Ian
Mckllen probably. Unfortunately,
it could be Patrick Stewart, though.
>> He does. Yeah, well, yeah, they both do.
But Mckllen looks particularly ancient.
>> Yes.
Uh, answer me, drinker. Did Answer me,
drinker, did you do this?
>> Drinker made the decision. He wiped out
Disney Star Wars. You should invent
front seater to counter backseater.
Well, that would be an intense character
caricature character. I don't know what
they would what their thing would be,
though. What makes them the front seater
exactly?
Maybe they're really friendly. Can't
tell between this and the AI trailers.
No, that's um and there is reason for
that beyond just trying to insult the
work is like a lot of AI would have been
trained off a lot of the most popular
movies ever and this looks like a lot of
past Marvel movies at least in the you
know modern era. So that's why it
probably reminds you of stuff like that.
A lot of studios claim they don't use
AI, but I bet their tools have AI built
in or subtly use AI to improve their
tools. To be clear, there are forms of
AI that have been used forever. um like
simulation stuff that's really cool and
useful,
>> but the stuff you're talking like like
with you know the the revelations on the
art book with Spider-Man or whatever
have you, they're learning quickly that
they can't be uh like straightforward
about that yet. One day they probably
can. It is a matter of time. It reminds
me of a lot of the stuff to do with
gaming where it's just like, okay, we
can't be as honest about that yet, but
you know, as long as it becomes normal
eventually we can. Um, and so with the
AI concept art, it was I just thought it
was really weird that Supergirl and
Spider-Man both were shown to be that at
the same sort of time. It's just like,
was there some kind of concerted effort
here to to test the waters on what
people would react with on this one? I
don't know. But, um, yeah, as as we
pointed out, like that's definitely
happening in pretty much all major
productions right now. Um, but
>> causes trouble as well. I mean it's not
not trouble just from the audience
perspective but from a studio
perspective because remember when co
when Microsoft pushed the latest round
of co-pilot we had to be we had to I
can't remember exactly what the process
was but we had to be doubly careful
basically with everything we were doing
for Judas cuz it uses a lot of Microsoft
like stuff for admin and we use teams
and everything but co-pilot can use
training data from anything unless you
are very careful and turn off you come
to special relationships with the
company that runs it to say no we're not
going to use this for anything else. So
in the background it causes trouble but
then in in the background it can also be
really useful. It's quite useful as an
aid for querying existing assets and
scripts for example as opposed to you
know pouring through what might be
thousands and thousands and thousands of
pages of uncolated stuff. You can dump
all of that into one uh story gem on
Gemini for example and then you can
query very precise things like how many
times does this word appear over the
course of the entire game that you use.
Like anything that's to my mind is
assisting you to make creative decisions
is a boon and a help and I'm absolutely
fine with it. The problem with the art
book stuff is that it opens the question
of AI being used to make creative
decisions which is dodgy and very rarely
effective. I think like anybody's ever
tried making anything creative or allow
telling AI to make anything creative. It
has no editor's eye. It has no vision.
It has no imagination. It doesn't have a
soul. It doesn't understand art what art
is. So, it's always just a terrible bad
idea to use it in that way. It's getting
more convincing, but I probably will
never completely convince. Whereas it
with that case, because it was was it
like every few pages of the Supergirl
art book, most of it was human drawn,
but then sometimes there'd just be an
obvious AI generated one that was
chucked in there as well.
>> Uh Supergirl was just concept art that
was behind the scenes. Like they they
generated what would Jason Mamoa look
like as Lobo. That's what they did.
>> Spider-Man, I think, was worse where
Yeah. they put it into an art book and
charged for it and it's like oh that's
>> yeah that's different
>> cuz the funny thing with Lobo is that
Lobo is the best looking thing in the
Supergirl movie. So, like AI had a role
in creating the only decent looking
character in the thing, ironically. But
then with the art book, it's like most
of it was probably human drawn, but then
it opens the question of how much of it
was and how much of it wasn't. And
>> yeah,
>> because there's this climate of fear at
the moment where they all don't want to
admit to using it, but they are all
using it. But then they won't admit what
isn't isn't being used because they
think, not without reason, that lots of
people are a little bit silly on the
subject and can't tolerate any usage in
any capacity ever. Um, so is they're
almost making themselves
a more difficult job because they're
having to lie to cover up something, but
the lie is really obvious and so people
think, "Well, you're a lying bunch of
bastards then, so I'm not going to trust
anything you do."
>> Well, and funnily enough, as with uh a
lot of things like Crunch we saw this
with before, but if it's a project
people like enough, they'll excuse it.
So, you know, with Supergirl, it was a
catastrophe. It was the worst thing
ever. Can't believe they've done this.
>> With Spider-Man, they were like, "Well,
>> you know, it's concept art. That's
okay." Okay. Or it's like uh you know
using it for ideas and all. It's like oh
that's weird. These arguments have just
popped up that didn't exist at all for
Supergirl. And it's like yeah but we
don't like Supergirl. It's like
>> that will be the way it goes. It's the
same with 60 fps, 30 fps for Grand Theft
Auto. It's like oh no one would ever in
their mind play 30 fps except that GTA
is using 30 so now it's fine again. It's
that's what will ultimately determine
this. For all people say they're going
to take a firm moral stance on the
meaning of humanness in art. That won't
be it. It'll just be another variant of
do I like product? If so, I'll have it.
That's fine. And I'm fine with that. But
I just think people should be honest
that that's how they think.
>> Oh yeah. That's that's the thing that
really pisses me off is the amount of
back and forth on the Spider-Man one.
They kept trying to tell you it's not
AI, it's not AI, it's not. It's like
it's it's [ __ ] obviously AI at
multiple stages. And the best they've
got for it's not is just someone saying
like don't don't think
as far as I'm aware. No. It's like, oh,
that's quite the strong statement to
make, Mr. Definitely not AI in the in
the book. I don't know. It's like, yeah,
you're right. Like the honesty is going
to have to get used to that pretty
quickly, but we should probably realize
pretty quickly that is not what's going
to happen. They not historically known
to want to tell the truth on anything.
So,
welcome to BU Afterdock.
Oh my. What's uh why are they saying
that?
>> I don't we talking about something?
Well, it didn't really work out that
way. The idea was for a little while on
basic we did the main show on my channel
and then we did another hour or two on
cynics where it was like no topics and
Reaper would be more Reaper but the
problem is Reaper is always Reaper and
so the main channel the main stream just
became that anyway and then nobody has
time for an extra 2 hours these days so
we stopped doing it but I don't remember
what we were doing at this time that
would like we weren't talking about
weird rape stuff so
>> we might have you never know it
>> uh I bet they're all [ __ ] Gas monsters.
Oh, we might have been talking about
Star Wars for a brief moment there.
Where's the Where's the EAP memes, man?
We did get to some EAP memes on part
three. Mr. Oreo versus Mutil stream when
trial by combat. You want You want Nick
Oreo and Metal Commander to fight on
maybe some kind of combat game that is
is they both play as Gollum? That could
be entertaining.
Mr. Shart will return in Avengers
Doomsday. Dude, that would be great. But
there's no way they bring in Mr. Shot.
He's just he's too too iconic. He's as
likely to return as Zemo.
Um, it's a show about AI. Might as well
make it with AI. H, this could be about
Vision Quest, then.
>> Yes.
>> How many pieces of media must we endure
that have the main character rediscover
themselves? Uh, it's like reliable as a
spine for a story and and it gets you
get the excuse of like I know exactly
where I'm going by the end of it. So,
you know, I mean, I don't want to rule
out the vision quest could have stuff in
it that's worthwhile. I just, you know,
it's kind of hard to win back the
audience at this point, I'd say.
Um, you've hit the goal. You've earned
another goal. I mean, we were not going
to put up another one for Theo having to
play Mixtape, for example. He's got he's
got to just do Gollum. You can do that.
I fear this will be a nonsense show,
rags. They're all [ __ ] nonsense show
rags. Happy anniversary. Also, hi rags.
Yeah. What is the least nonsense show
from Marvel?
>> Was it W division?
>> Maybe, but I mean that was hyper
nonsense towards the end.
>> Well, they're all nonsense.
>> Was really boring as opposed to nons.
Well, it became nonsense. They all
become nonsense at the end. That's the
problem. But for the most well
>> well
>> Native American witch magic that cures
Kingpin of his trauma. That's kind of
[ __ ] actually. No, never mind. Probably
one division.
>> Um I was about to say maybe Hawkeye, but
I mean [laughter]
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I don't know. I don't know about
that.
>> Sty will lose the great supperat war.
Joey will lose the supperat war. My god.
So it begins. Why are those VHS's there?
It's to appear more
more like authentically uh familiar with
the This is the Elizabeth Olsson clip
where she talked about how they had no
idea what they were doing. She had some
VHS's. It's it's it's like it's like a
cool reference to an older time that
makes you feel safe and secure and
comfy. Also, hi Stye. Now, back to the
war path. Hi, Joey. I will win this war.
Stye, let's go do LSD. Oh, LSD is little
win-win.
So, the supper cat dwar.
Okay, that that's interesting.
>> The do LSD thing is a small meme if you
listen to the Dune part three trailer
and there's a chant in it and it sounds
exactly like they're saying do LSD LSD
LSD.
>> Well, that would make sense. Just spice,
you know. Is this Yeah. Okay, that was
probably deliberate. I'm sure games we
can talk candidly now. I can win the
supperat war candidly now. Oh, platoon,
can you very slowly whisper deep
substrate foliated calite should help me
sleep.
>> Deep substrate foliated calite.
>> That's the one
>> that fully came through. It was like
80%. I think that's probably enough to
help them sleep.
>> Uh, you may take my life, but you will
never take my final supper cat. Oh my.
If the plane lands, you live. If you
were in that theater while Captain
Falcon was playing, you die. Oh,
horrifying. A shilling for Marvel
manufactured hype. Gan Gray stands are
somehow worse than wander stands.
Yes, I think that is the conclusion.
Unfortunately, didn't see any bodies in
the 9/11 documentary. Oh jeez.
Well, I guess nothing bad happened.
Mhola, what's the song of the day? H
I feel like I get asked this more than
you guys and it gives me a chance to
find out what you guys are listening to,
but um
>> Wait, say that again. Sorry.
>> Well, they're asking me the song of the
day. Remember, we get song of the day
every once in a while. So,
>> Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah.
>> What am I going to pick? What have I
been listening to recently?
Do you remember um I want to say season
two of Rick and Morty, the song when he
comes back from the whole thing with uh
why am I forgetting her name? The lady
that's like loads of people like almost
like the B.
>> Oh, Harmony,
>> I think. So,
>> Unity, that's it.
>> Unity. Yeah.
>> Uh when he like commits to not
>> when he nearly kills himself.
>> Yeah. The song that plays there. I was
listening to that the other day cuz I
kind of like it.
>> It's Chaos. Chaos and I can't remember
the name of the song. I like that song.
It's good.
>> Oh, there you go. That's what I was
listening to. Go listen to that.
Um, happy 8th anniversary. I look
forward to this being read in 2028.
Haha, it's 2026, baby. Regardless of how
long it takes. I really appreciate that
you do read all super chats. Thank you
for eight amazing years of eapping and
we will continue to do so. Um, you know,
something because we mentioned it was
something from the outside. I always
wanted to make sure we do it either this
way or, you know, at first we're doing
it live, but then it actually got to be
a problem of every stream being 12
hours, which I have said we're not even
necessarily going to completely continue
doing 24-hour streams and u it isn't
just like some people like, you're not
even old between the three of us or
whatever. It's like, yeah, it's still
just like, you know, there's there's
other ways we could probably get around
it, but we'll probably do it for year
nine. probably do it for year 10, but it
might be the end of it with year 10 and
we'll find a different format. Um
something that, you know, still provides
plenty of bonus [ __ ] But uh the the the
most important thing is making sure that
um everybody gets what they're looking
for and also that we don't um end up
dying. I because I'm not a huge fan of
staying up for like what ends up being
this time around. It was nearly 29 hours
before I went to sleep, which isn't
>> Yeah, that's extra time afterward, you
know. And it's like, well, you can do
that. It's like, I can, but I don't
really want to be doing it. Um, I would
prefer not to do it. And so, if we can
find a way to make that work, but
simultaneously making sure you're you're
all still very much entertained,
then, uh, we'll make sure to have it
happen, you know, and getting super
chats and providing semi-regular
different formats of entertainment and
covering all of the bigger things that
people have interest in, but stories,
you know, I think we can nail it. We're
almost there in terms of catching up.
Wander stands. Oh, wait. Uh, that was a
different person saying, "Wonder stands
are worse than Lindsay Clancy stands."
And Lindsay Clansancy stands worse than
backseat stands.
>> Either of you know who Lindsay Clansancy
is.
Her children.
>> Yeah, that's the one. I don't really
know anything about the um
>> I don't know anything about the actual
case itself. All I hear is about the
>> the postpartum thing
>> conversation surrounding it. Well, I
don't even know. That's what I mean.
Like I literally don't know anything
other than it's kind of almost creating
this big like gender divide.
>> Yeah. I I've never heard of the original
story. I've only heard people reacting
to it.
>> Yeah, that's what I mean. Like I I have
no idea really at all about uh about it.
I It's I've only heard essentially
people's commentary on the reaction to
it, not not the actual case itself.
Um, does Indie play Lord of the Ring on
her Xbox One? And is Disparu high?
>> He might be. I don't I don't know if he
does get high or not. I haven't asked
him. But um
>> has played Lord of Ring on Xbox One.
>> Yeah, she see she's a proper gamer. She
would have played Lord of Ring Golem.
She wouldn't have missed that one.
>> If she if she is, then yes. You know,
knowing knowing that there's two
versions of Modern Warfare 2, that's one
thing, you know, but whether or not you
play Lord of Ring Golem specifically on
Xbox One,
>> I think. Yeah, if you've played Lord of
Ring Golem on Xbox One, you're a
definite gamer. That's an easy like,
okay, yeah, gotcha.
>> You can be like, I look at how high my
game is. What was the thing? It was like
the E3 for like Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. It was it was one of the E3s back
in like 2010 or 2011 for Connect where
you had like these two ladies like my
gamer score is way higher than yours.
Like dude, [laughter]
>> I have such a high gamer score compared
to you.
Horrible.
Back when they tried to have people talk
like authentic human beings in these uh
these E3 demos. Like, do you remember
the ones for The Division where it was
like, "Hey, it's just like a couple of
friends playing the game and they talk
in a, you know, sort of a muted tone
close to the microphone and monotone.
That shows that they're real people."
>> Yes. Very annoying.
Um, again, casting doesn't mean [ __ ] if
the writing sucks. True. Um, but I'm all
for speculating on the ability of the
actor to to perform the character as
well and like how suitable they are.
It's all good. It's just that ultimately
it sucks cuz they're still with Marvel.
Um, and you know, sometimes you can be
surprised in terms of like, oh wow, they
did re, you know, like [ __ ] Christian
Bale's gore. That was insane. Like,
>> oh my god. Like, he's an actual, he's
like one of the best working actors
ever. He puts in a [ __ ] 11 out of 10
performance in one of the stupidest
movies ever made.
And he did it because his kid wanted him
to.
>> Waste of a actor and a character.
>> That's utterly painful. You had him
right there. He was going to do anything
you wanted and he put maximum effort. He
just like, nah, don't worry about it.
We'll just give you some goofy [ __ ]
Uh, give us stir gimmling. No. Give me
Terriers. Oh god, no. Yes, Gollum won
the [ __ ] argument. Gollum, give me
Lord of Rig on PS4 and Xbox One. But
Nick, we heard you love Gollum. Gollum
won the argument. Gollum won the
supperat war. Joey won the supperat war.
No, he didn't. Oh, but he did. Sty
surrendered like a Frenchman. Sty won
the Supercat War. Cat and Joey
surrendered. Liar. You know these guys.
There's a lot going on there. There's a
lot of lore. I hope they're gonna make
it. You know,
>> search your feelings. You know it to be
true. I saw the first hour, slept, and
you're still here. That's not true.
That's impossible.
Oh my god, these people are talking like
they actually made a game. Oh yeah, this
so this was the uh behind the scenes for
Gollum if you remember.
I mean, I'm sure they I'm sure they
tried [clears throat] at some point in
theory.
>> Wasn't there like five different
interview box pops where they all said,
"Oh, the thing with Gollum is he has two
personalities."
>> Yes.
>> That's like the only thing they could
say.
>> They were told to say it by somebody
probably cuz they have nothing else to
say. It was crazy.
Uh, I got PS1 RE2 up on my 2009 Sony
Vio, but the sound isn't working. I keep
dying at the beginning, so I'll just
play it on PC after I go back home. Oh
well. Hopefully you have some fun. Of
course. How is your editor so
technologically deficient that he can't
select the correct microphone input? He
did have it right. He was It's worse
than that. It's so [laughter] much worse
than that.
>> It turns out I think this was between
part one and part two, right? Uh that he
fixed it.
>> Yes. It was it was something that was
suggested
potentially being a problem. When I was
listening to it, I I don't know if I
said it, but what I thought was that
sounds too high quality to be a webcam,
but it also and I think for you said
this sounds like a kind of far away.
>> Yeah. So, what does that mean?
>> But he said he was talking into the
microphone. It's like hm hump harim.
What could it be? Could it be
>> that it might not be facing the right
way?
>> Nah,
no.
Uh, yes. It turned out he had it facing
the wrong way.
>> You know, some people are deficient in
some ways and other ways they're not.
So, don't worry about it. Also, to be
fair, I think he he he does pretty damn
well considering he the first super
Jesus super cut he made [laughter] um
was on a mobile phone. He edited it all
on a mobile phone, which to be clear, I
can't even speak to whether or not that
is. I I have I I have no idea what that
even looks like. I remember seeing
someone talk about it on TikTok or
whatever. They do all their editing on a
mobile and I was like, "Dude,
I just I just can't imagine it. I I I I
feel like I'd want to kill myself. I
just I know I know PC editing for videos
and I I just do it on a mobile. I don't
know about that."
But uh you got some talent if you can do
it. In a time when good entertainment is
increasingly rare, I highly recommend
The Amazing Digital Circus. An entire 9
episode show only 5 hours long and it's
as good as anything from Golden Age
Pixar. Ooh,
>> that was uh that that's a big claim.
Listen, I'm just going to say, okay,
>> it is
>> golden age Pixar is a is a titan.
>> I'm You made me inherently skeptical now
by saying that. [laughter]
>> Go to bed. See y'all in the morning. I'm
sure we were still there. You don't get
it. Gollum follows quantum mechanics
instead of classical. That's why he
doesn't go where you want him to. That's
his wave nature. Oh,
that's kind of cool that they did that.
That's very good. Wizard is off. But how
do you turn wizard on?
You got you got to you got to press it.
It's in the menu. This is we all, you
know, everyone does it eventually. The
wizard off is better. Hi Rags. Hi Mlin.
Hi Fringy. Hi platoon. Hi guests.
Congratulations on 400. On the way to
the big 500. Yahoo.
>> Yeah. I mean we got to make a pit stop
at 450 first though
>> for 500.
>> Yep.
>> That will be episode 1,000. No. Wait.
Yes. No. Five. Sorry.
>> Yes. 500 will be year 10.
>> Yes.
>> 1,000 will be year 20.
>> You'll be me crazy. Uh, do you think it
stung extra hard when another indie
studio actually got anticircus and then
swept the game awards? Oh, for
expedition 33. Um, I assume there was
never a chance of getting him for Lord
of Ring Gollum.
Like with the the production that it
was, I don't know. Just got recommended
the top five gratuitous boobs in gaming.
Wacky Gamer Vlist List 4 by Vsource
under this. It's 2 minutes long and 16
years old. Do I click? I mean, if you
want to see the top five gratuitous
boobs in gaming, go for it.
Joe Danger, more like Joe. Suffer.
Suffer. Joe. Eight your long years of
Ephab. Though foretold by the spider
oracles and evidenced within the musings
of Brian, I never truly expected this
day to come. Happy anniversary,
everyone. Raise a glass of rhino milk
for this momentous episode. Also high
rags.
High rags. And thank you very much.
Beasts precious. What does it mean? etc.
WILL FIND IT. [laughter] NOW QUICK DOWN
ON THE CARDS.
>> What does take pride in your work mean
precious? Uh who can say?
>> Uh you're a product of your beast's
precious. What does what does
polyythemia vera mean? Precious.
[laughter]
will feed us to some beast. But we told
him Smeaggel will find it. We swears.
Make Nick play Dark Souls 2 next. Oh,
[laughter]
that one's crazy as a [ __ ]
suggestion. That uh
I would be very amused by him having to
play that. This game is a [ __ ]
masterpiece. Of course, one must imagine
Nicholas happy. [laughter]
Yes, a sisophian task, you might say.
Uh, what does beast mean? Precious. What
does it mean? They'll feed us to some
beast, but we told him we'll find it. We
swear. I say there's going to be more of
this in the super chats than they might
have been in the game. Dark side Phil
could never be as patient as Nick on
this. Also, at least Nick doesn't beg
for money. I mean, DSP's kind of just
see you'd think he would have learned at
this point how better to sort of
generate revenue than just threatening
his audience with not playing any more
games.
kind of weird.
You know, you'd think that his job is to
provide the reason to watch him in the
first place, not to demand the audience
provide him the reason to do anything at
all.
Um, but hey, he's DSP, so I'm laughing
so hard at Lord of Ring, I might die.
That's that's pretty much just me right
there. But what are the beasts for? Bet
it's Swans good. Stacy Quartford. Okay,
the the memes are memes are melting into
each other now. play this on PS4 and
Xbox One.
May maybe some people can so in future
everyone has their breaking point. Well,
Nick apparently completed it, so he made
it past that breaking point. I'm curious
if Az will have a breaking point if he's
forced to play it for a second time. How
do you guys think it goes on a second
play through Golem? Do you think you
have less patience or do you have enough
familiarity that you can get through it?
You know,
>> I think you have less patience, I think,
cuz you know the game's tricks, but
you'll still fall victim to them.
>> Yeah.
Uh, Batoman is going to be dull compared
to this gold. How dare you? Batoman
still has her tricks up her sleeve. We
got to do this one. That's a lot of
swans for a person of vault. Or is it? I
don't know. Wine.
I mean, you if you're going to do it
with every form of video we cover,
you're going to be here for a long time.
We can mod candidly now. Ooh, Stacy
Rockford is the bird in the cage. Yes,
we did uh we did show that actually the
the mod trailer. Now that Joe Danger's
secret project is revealed, you all must
play the mod when it's done while eating
a pineapple pizza. You asked too much.
You you simply ask too much of us. We
cannot possibly Can we get a tonal to
come back once again? Um I I don't I
don't even know what he's up to these
days. I'm sure. Living a wonderful life
with all kinds of wacky uh inventions
when it comes to food. The man knew how
to cook.
We want tipples. I mean, you got
yourself a trailer. All right. You
haven't quite gotten tipples yet.
Rags, no pausing. Oh, I will talk to
your manager. Wait, Boogie looks like
he's been on Ompic. He's thinner. He has
been um not like a huge amount since you
would have last seen him. Uh but he he
does need Ompic. And the thing for him,
I mentioned this I think the year
before, but like if you lose all the
weight on OMIC, you need to be on it
permanently, right?
It depends. So if you make the lifestyle
changes alongside it, then you don't
need to be on it permanently. The
problem is when people think, wait,
well, I can just use that instead of
making the lifestyle style changes. It's
pretty good for getting people started,
>> especially if you're like Boogie and I
assume has no self-esteem whatsoever.
Uh, but you do actually also have to
learn how to do exercise. Otherwise, as
soon as you go off it, you start getting
the appetite come back.
Well, um I know that he's complained at
different times been not be able to
afford Osic, so he's probably
intermittently on it. And I know that
people have pointed out he's been doing
like a celebration thing of how much
weight he's lost over the past however
many years, but that he's actually
gained since four years ago.
>> So, net positive,
>> man. Boogie can cut a hell of a promo.
What is Kee doing? LCA wrestling. I
mean, I don't know what it makes you
think he's going to be doing in that
compilation, but yeah. I mean, if he was
a wrestler, I could see it generating
some hype. Go versus Joe Danger is
greater than Gambit versus Shongi
investment. Well, yeah. No one cares
about Gambit versus Shongi. It's a joke,
man. It's like, oh boy, who's going to
not win that fight? Final suffer ma.
Love the thumbnail. Always better than
the last.
Oh, well, I mean, they're all done by
Omega Ridley. the anniversary ones and
they are gorgeous.
And then the final for part one, it
simply says me leading us to part two
with a cheers. And this is so ominous. I
love it. I think what do we even start
with part two? It was Spider-Man,
wouldn't it?
>> Well, it would have been a meme, right?
It would have been the Batman v Superman
thing, wasn't it?
>> Oh, yeah. You're right. The the video
intros. True. Correct.
>> That was a good one.
>> It was. Well, yeah, it would have been
there was two videos, right? Or am I
misremembering?
Oh, yeah. I put the Boogie trailer on
that as well. So, yeah. [laughter]
Justice for Jacob. New Boogie video is
the only thing that brings me joy in
life. Oh, I want to see what would
happen if Keem actually fired Boogie. If
he got his lifetime lifeline taken away,
I think you'd get the most genuine
version of Boogie. Yeah, probably.
>> That's why I want it to happen.
The thing is Keemstar's got a very
particular way of wanting him tortured
and controlled. He want he's he's got
him like a Pokemon essentially.
Um and that's what he prefers for now.
But
>> I hope he gets bored and so then
destroys that financial lifeline. So
then he has to go back to making YouTube
videos
>> which I presume is inevitable. Like why
would you stick with that the whole all
of that
>> eventually boring, right? Especially all
the hassle that comes with it too.
>> Yeah. Finally, the boogie section. and
my only joy in life. Wait, no more
boogie. I hate breathing. Hate being
alive. Hi, Rags. Hi, Ma. Hi, Hi Fring.
Hi, platoon. Hello.
Uh, Fring's wrong about Australian
accents. There's a distinction between
coastal and inland. There are also
regional differences for Perth, Darwin,
Adelaide, and especially Queensland.
Happy 400.
Um, I mean you can say that, but like
when when you talk about the differences
here compared to the differences
elsewhere, certainly compared to like
Britain, there's like no contest. Like
compared to Britain, basically everybody
in Australia sounds the same. Um, and
even compared to America, America's got
like very distinctive like the Boston
accent. There's like various
permutations of the southern sort of
accent depending on the region. um
there's a difference between New York
versus California cuz because it feels
like it's more like for like cuz it's
like a new world. I've always assumed
that the reason why accents are so
different is because people couldn't
move as far um when when these accents
were developed. So they become almost
more like regionally distinct because
you can't have people sort of
interacting regularly across vast
distances whereas Australia is a very
new country so everybody broadly sounds
the same but like no I would maintain
that there's kind of just the one accent
really um and then there are there are
small permutations and that the
permutations more or less are how loose
is the accent how loose uh does does a
person speak compared to maybe how much
do they uh try to pull it back and and
sort of um dial it in a little bit more
to be more precise. Hence the breakdown
of just you can almost break it down by
class. There's like the normal accent
and then there's the the kind that you
would hear people when they're reporting
the news on TV which is like your sort
of upper class accent and then your just
general workingass accent which is
probably the one that most people are
familiar with.
Just a very sort of normal one. I would
say that whatever difference there is
between like the coast versus inland is
uh is is it it's not it's not that
noticeable.
I wouldn't know. But yeah, you know,
accents are a funny thing. Uh, why did
Gene try using a Hulk to get into the
vault? Paul Giamati's rhino is right
there. [laughter]
Would have been the better choice. Yes.
I thought you Spudman Twitter Nazis like
the spamming of the words by Uncle Ben.
Or is it bad when it's shown and not
told?
Uh, oh, you're talking about like high
top. What does he think? I don't even
know. It was hard to say because he
would he was grabbing
like he was [ __ ] on No Way Home in
the Watts trilogy while simultaneously
grabbing loads of parts of it for why
Brand New Day works.
>> That's what the movie does.
>> Well, yeah.
>> All of the movies emotional beats is
they even play flashbacks to the no to
the Watts movies in order to like steal
their emotional payoffs. There's nothing
this movie does for itself.
>> No. And the assessments of it is like,
"Oh, this works because" and then just
loads of [ __ ] from other movies. Can we
revoke High Tops air privileges, please?
I do not have that kind of power. Brand
New Day pretty much recconed everything
and I [ __ ] hate it. Uh yeah, and it's
going to get worse for the next one.
>> Um
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Have fun with that. I've looked at some
statistics and the average speed limit
in New York City is 25 miles per hour.
According to some statistics, I found
older man 70 hit at 25 mph is 70 to
sorry 50 to 75% chance of receiving
severe injuries or death. At minimum he
has severe injuries. He's dead. It's it
doesn't
>> I mean yeah like come on it's it's
getting hit with a car, you know, like
we all understand what that means.
You're getting hit with a car. If
somebody pushed someone in front of a
car, like that's attempted murder
regardless of like whatever statistics.
I know obviously the point that you're
making is that statistically the idea
that he walks away without a scratch is
basically zero.
>> Yeah.
>> Jean was trying to kill that guy and the
best case scenario is that he doesn't
walk away from it because he's in a
wheelchair for the rest of his life.
>> Um Frankie, do you prefer Woolworths or
Kohl's?
Uh, I don't have a particular brand
loyalty, but I suppose if forced to
choose, probably Woolworth's, I guess,
but I have no What What are your like
two main shopping like grocery chains in
Britain? Asda is it? And uh
>> Tesco.
>> We got Tesco, Waitros, Aldi.
>> Little we got we got we got Aldi's
around the place, but Worth and Colds
that's like the main one. And then you
got some other ones. in a few other
places like specific ones or the ones
that are like smaller, you know, but
those are the main two. I have no strong
preference either way for those two.
Uh, so I have to know, are you a little
odd and do neither or you perhaps super
based and shop based on convenience and
specials? Congrats, guys.
>> What What is that like tethered to the
same the same question?
I mean, I don't know. Doesn't everybody
just buy things on special
like as as much as they can or
[laughter]
or are people like, "No, I need to get
like cocoa cocoa pops even if like it's
like [ __ ] $8 per per uh per um
packet." No, I always I'm always looking
for sales. I I I am not I I brand
loyalty is not particularly beneficial
in the majority of instances. You're
probably better off just like treating a
lot of things as interchangeable.
>> Iron Hart is just a joke of a show.
Deadpool Wolverine isn't dragging a
whole uninvolved series of movies into a
clown singularity of Loki, MOM, and
Quantum Mania. What do you mean it
isn't?
>> It absolutely is. It's the reason why I
hate it so much. It is uh massively
consequential.
Like that's the thing. Iron Hart is so
easy for me to pretend doesn't exist.
Like you I don't think it's gone, right?
Like it's just gone. It's out of my
mind. But like Deadpool Wolverine
>> deals like damage to characters that I
actually liked.
>> Uh from a world building standpoint is
pretty dire. And from a just a general
artistry standpoint is um is pretty
horrible.
That is an ugly looking movie.
>> Um, yeah, it is a [clears throat] movie
that was made in the wrong way. Um, you
know, massively,
you know, like that. I'm pretty sure
they finished like Principal Photography
on that like four months before it was
coming out. Um, and they were rewarded
for it. So, you shouldn't be surprised
if that continues with other things.
Like if you want to push for this idea
that films should have like time to
breathe and to sort of cook um after
they've been filmed and it's bad that
Deadpool and Wolverine did so well.
Um what video essaist tactic to avoid
engaging with an argument annoys you the
most? Eg. Jim Sterling cherry-picking
the silliest comments he can find. I do
hate that one of course. Uh there's
there's just well I mean high up just
ignored the Jean Grey stuff outright.
You just didn't deal with it.
>> Mhm.
>> Which I think is insane honestly. Uh you
could have at least pretend
>> she's the second most important
character in the movie.
>> Yeah. Um
>> like she is the villain. Bear in mind
like these are the same kinds of people
who rip into the dawn for sexual
harassment and then skip Yolena's actual
sexual harassment and then Gan Gray
murder hobo like it's absolutely
>> insane assault and yeah true
um I don't know baffling sometimes the
>> that's a tactic that's just
>> no willful blindness I guess sistry
annoys me quite significantly.
It's like when you say Jean Gray
murdered loads of people and someone
says, "Uh, well, we need a body count to
determine that." You can't just assume
that people died. Did they die?
Probably, but you can't just assume it.
That's just being a [ __ ] That's being a
sophisticat. And I hate when people do
that.
>> Yeah, agreed.
>> Mhm. I suppose um there's Yeah, cuz cuz
in the case of some of these it's like
it's who can say whether or not it was
because uh because they they didn't
realize like what they're doing um
versus being deliberate. But in the case
of Hightop, I mean that was you didn't
talk about you didn't talk about the
second most important character in the
movie. You just like avoided talking
about that character. You did that on
purpose. You had to do that on purpose.
You talk about Punisher more than you
talk about Jean.
Talk about the Hulk more than you talk
about Jean.
>> Yeah.
Been watching since episode 7. Found
Rags from his Bully Hunter video and
found Ma's TLJ reviewing my recommended.
Congratulations on 8 years lads. Can't
imagine my work days without you. Hi
Rags. Well, well, hopefully you remain
entertained. Glad to have you.
Funny thing with think about that where
you know Harvey and the Chief with Sean
like tosses and then some some time
passes. [laughter]
>> It's like hey that's a that's a good
idea in real for real. I'm a tosser and
I work for you. [laughter]
I'm I feel like a tosser with every
fiber of my being. You know
I'm a tosser inside and out.
Uh, I got paid to watch the film and I'm
sponsored by Marvel, but my review is
completely unbiased. It's pathetic. It
is ridiculous.
[laughter]
>> Oh, what a It's just so funny. While in
the the the video pretending to be like
sort of this anti-corporate
>> Yeah. Oh my god.
>> Anyway, you say like this Peter Parker
isn't a corporate sellout. He's not a
class traitor.
>> Yeah. Not like not like hightop like by
his own definition. [laughter]
Jean Gray should have tried to kill
Spidey. Punisher shoots her to save him
as she's gone too far. Though the
doomsday multiverse [ __ ] she comes
back as a good lady because she had
Professor X to guide her. You could have
you could have actually done this. Like
it's a tragic story that he couldn't he
couldn't bring her back. She was well
gone and because of her tragic life
without Professor X basically. And then
she does die. Punisher kills it. It sets
Punisher and Spider-Man against each
other for future stories. But then we
see an alternate multiverse. Gan Gray
has got Professor X as a contrast. That
could have been something. That could
have been cool.
>> Yeah. But instead, no.
>> No. No. She's fine. She's good. We like
her. Don't worry about it. Um, criticism
of the day. Zenaia is a good actress.
She acts good in a lot of films and
shows and would even say she has moments
in the Spider-Man films.
See why what is it?
>> Why why you said why are you saying that
to us though?
>> Yeah, I don't I don't have any issue
with her. I don't think she's like
great. I don't think she elevates uh the
stuff that she is in other than probably
the drama is like the main movie that
I've seen where I thought that uh she
was pretty well cast and she did a
really good job. They're in uh
Spider-Man and Dune. She's fine. I just
don't think that uh like if you switched
her out for anyone else, it's a probably
solid dice roll that you end up with
something either the same or better.
>> Um but I don't think she drags any
project down.
>> No, I mean we say the same or better. I
I think it would be hard to roll the
dice and get something significantly
worse only because she just doesn't
really add anything in either of those
movies. We've had this conversation. It
might have been EAP or open bar as to
why somebody who I think we acknowledged
can act doesn't do much of that in the
biggest movies that she's in. And you
know, there's a debate as to whether
that's is the character just not being
written to emote. Is she known to be a
model? Therefore, nobody assumes she can
emote. Whatever the reason, she doesn't
do much emoting in either film. She does
have that patented scowl. It's a meme
for a reason. But that's not to say in
some lesserk known things with more
ambitious writers, she can do better.
She obviously can. It's just that she
doesn't in the things most people see
her in.
>> Why are you still talking about things?
Spider-Man's coming out. Here's to 8
years. All hail the dawn. Hail indeed.
MCU theory. Scarlet Witch, Gan Gray,
[ __ ] Williams, Wakanda, Neymar's
people will be villains for Doom. Not
really, but I'm going to gaslight MCU
fans until they realize how evil they
all are.
Yeah, I guess. I mean, I doubt one of
the Latvarian witches is Gan Gray, but I
suppose it would make sense. She
wouldn't even need to be uh convinced to
be evil. It's all good.
Uh, happy 400 years of EFAP. Longgoid
massives. Praise the chicken. Don Bless.
Don Bless. The MCU's problems are meta.
Demonizing heroes, sympathizing
villains, art imitates life, or vice
versa. Blah, blah, blah. Either way,
congrats, EAB crew.
>> I just think it's written by retards.
That's kind of the main problem. But,
uh, thank you.
>> It's not even humanizing villain. Like,
a lot of the problem is that they just
don't recognize what villain is. That's
the Gan Gray problem. We know what the
writers think. She's a bit messed up,
but she's not responsible for any
deaths. They don't think she's a
villain.
>> I would also say the audience is in some
trouble on that front, too.
>> Mhm.
>> We've we've seen that with a lot of
people are just like, "Nah, she's good."
You're like, "Oh."
Uh, by the way, Hightop is refusing to
mention that the highest selling
Spider-Man comic for like two years
recently was a comic where he was happy
with a family. It's becoming a a kind of
bordering on [ __ ] meme now that it's
probably gonna have a breaking point of
the whole he has to be miserable for it
to be good. It's like h
but you know if you want to have that
standard fine is something that he just
[ __ ] breaks from when reviewing uh
Brand New Day. Interesting
one man say by name. Oh yeah, cuz we
were saying does he even know the names
of the characters of Wonder? Oh yeah,
Wonder Woman's good. [ __ ] off. Right.
Yeah. My guard man. Yeah.
>> Nobody's buying his name.
>> Congrats on eight years and 400
episodes. Thoughts on Mike Flanigan
getting signed for the Caval 40k stuff?
Can we be hopeful?
>> I mean, I just I I have a lot of respect
for him as a writer generally. So, you
know, go for it. Especially if he wants
to expand to something like 40k. It's
just not at all what I associate with uh
Mike Flanigan.
But who knows? Who knows what's going to
happen with that? Maybe he'll do an
amazing job.
I assume that uh you're all very excited
by the notion of him being about a 40k.
>> Uh I know nothing about 40k. Warhammer
is just so far beyond anything I
understand about anything. I just have
no opinions on it.
>> That's kind of how I feel as well. It's
like yeah, I mean I I guess but I'm not
very invested in that universe. So,
>> the most exposure I've had to it is the
Warhammer character of the day stuff
that we do here where all of the
characters look the same. They just have
different numbers of skulls to indicate
their edge factor, I guess. I don't
know.
>> Well, like I said, I I'll always check
out what he's up to cuz he's pretty
reliable. But yeah, I don't know
anything about 40k. So, in a way, it's
kind of silly for me to say like, is he
appropriate for it? Like, I just assume
from the stuff I've seen. Um, congrats
on 8 years and 400 episodes. Thoughts?
Oh, wait. Sorry, I read that one. Uh,
they genuinely held the camera when
filming. 10 out of 10. I've heard of
that. Yeah, they did apparently hold the
camera when they were filming it. So,
lots to think about.
>> As dumb as he is, he's like current MCU
writers. Yeah, to an extent. There's
clearly a lot that they share with
apparently some of the things he talks
about. Um, Yolena did the roundt
harassment. Yes, you did indeed.
How how long do you guys have to do the
helicopter before you're dry after a
shower?
>> Wait, what? [laughter]
>> I assumed
>> 15 seconds.
>> Usually go for a few hours just to make
sure. Don't want to don't want to [ __ ]
that up, you know. Want to be wet or
anything. Oh, you know. Yeah, something
like that. I'm sure Frank is somewhere
in between.
IT top. I didn't like the relationship
between Peter and MJ when it worked out.
He needed to stalk her and yearn for her
for me to like it. Yeah. Again, he talks
about how meaningful it is that he he
misses all of it while also being like I
didn't really like their relationship
with the other three movies. It's like
um how does that work then?
Just I guess cuz it's in this movie.
You know which film does person loses
memory of their partner but meets and
falls in love with them again? Well,
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.
Dude, that film nails the [ __ ] out of
it, actually. And is about a lot more
than Brand New Day could ever be about.
It's okay because Peter is in a
government shell, not a corporate shell.
Uhhuh.
Those two are very different. And what
is okay? The thing is, Hightop is a
corporate shell. How does it make sense?
It's Palantia Parker. Get it right.
Peter Palanteer. Palanteer Parker.
They're both pretty good.
Nothing's definitively implied in the
movie, but based on the way the movie
characterizes the girls, I'm still
pretty suspicious about the whereabouts
of their mother.
>> They killed her [laughter]
>> probably.
But I I think if they had killed her
that the a lot of people like Hightop
would still be sympathetic like, "No, it
makes sense."
>> Oh, yeah. She was a bad mom, though. She
didn't buy them ice cream.
>> He had access to three known heroes and
tried to mind control them instead of
simply asking for help. She is evil. She
is Yeah, it's an easy call. A lot of
people have trouble with it because um
I think they they they think like the
movie becomes awful if they don't. So,
you've got to defend it. But it's going
to age like [ __ ] man. Give it enough
time. It will.
Hightop's really good at anal cyst
because he sounds like he's talking it.
He's taking it up the rear whenever he
speaks. Happy anniversary, Jed
little bit. What HP on the bub bub.
Spider-Man is a drama about the meaning
of life. A, it sure is. Fun fact,
Congress in 1918 made it so you can only
earn the Medal of Honor once. So, it's
impossible for John Walker to have
three.
>> That just tells you how he is. They made
an exception for him because
>> they had to make an exception twice.
That's how insanely honorable he was.
>> He saw the last two minutes of it and
decided that was the whole movie. I
don't know. I think it's pretty ob He
starts the video with a skit about how
much he hates John Watts. You want you
ever wonder what the [ __ ] motive
behind praising this film is.
Also, he's getting uh promotional
connections with Marvel related [ __ ] I
don't know, man. It's It's all very I'm
sure he's just genuine. All of it's very
genuine. It's what's constantly pushes
us to make every frame a pause.
We certainly pause as much as we can,
but sometimes maybe we don't even go far
enough with the pausing. Halo, Star
Wars, and Spider-Man. Why do these feel
like personal attacks on my and others
childhoods directly?
Um, yes. Yes. Baby first FPS. Uh, I
mean, you know,
I think, uh, Nick said in relation to
the Rabverse crashing into the X-Men
universe, he was like, "Oh god, look
out. It's my childhood [laughter]
going to crash."
Did I hear a $1,000 bet? Also, Mark, you
can't hide from mixtape. Oh, let him let
him hide from mixtape.
That's not nice, you know. Damn, not
even nine years. Congrats anyway, I
guess. Hey, Mhler. Yo, Fringy, what's
up, Platoon? Hi, Rags.
>> Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
>> Yo,
>> never trust a Romulan.
Damn, some racism going on here. If
Hightop was passionate about making
video games, what franchise do you think
he would make videos on? And just to
make it harder, it can't be superhero
IP.
Um,
what is uh probably Dark Souls or
something? He's he's kind of that
equivalent when he does Spider-Man [ __ ]
It's just uh in the video essay arena,
Dark Souls at one point was like the
thing you're supposed to talk about. So,
in the superhero one, you could say
Spider-Man is, but also Batman, but also
he does Batman. So, yeah. A shilling for
conformity gate update. Ah, yes.
Checking in on conformity gate lady. It
tops praise for brand new day seems to
be the exact same as a Noah. It dives
into Peter's personal life creating an
inner conflict and that's good enough.
Yeah, even though all that's like basic
Spider-Man [ __ ] You got to go further
than that.
For the brood, my fellow Ewoks and all
newcomers. Welcome, welcome, welcome
indeed. She is the embodiment of what
men don't want. I assume this is about
conformity gate lady. Can't believe
she's single. I Yeah, it's crazy. I saw
people ask on X why Elena didn't invite
Peter to be part of the new Avengers
since we know he was talking down taking
down villains for a long time in New
York.
Uh,
we got nothing on their relationship.
Even though Hightop would have you
believe they connected over the fact
that they'd lost so much and they were
both griefstricken. It's like that never
happened. None of that ever. It was not
in the movie.
But, uh, no, we didn't get anything.
What would she offer him and what would
he say? I don't know. It's hard to say,
especially if it gives you tools to be
better at being Spider-Man. Don't know.
Uh, another great year of EFAB. Started
watching many years ago. So, here's to
many great great many more. During the
time DC movies died, reborn, and died
again.
Yeah.
Yeah. We watched it die with obviously
with Snder and then Rebirth with James
Gunn and dying slowly again. Not quite
dead yet. It's getting there though.
The only person who could possibly do
anything to Stranger Things lady family
is her. Was she giving us a warning? I
don't know what happened to her, but she
was saying like it got to be hell on
earth for her talking about Stranger
Things to the point where she can't
anymore. I'm assuming it's because she
actually developed I mean, I hate to put
it this way, but unfortunately a
ravenous fan base that probably wanted
more answers than she could provide.
Um, I'm assuming cuz it's not going to
be people who hated Stranger Things.
They're all gone, I assume. Anyway, you
know, certainly people like us. We were
just like, well, we're out.
Uh, Duma's been playing games for 34
years now, naturally. Of course.
Paused my 16th Boogie Dock EAP rewatch
to be here. Was this the guy who said
he'd paused his 15th?
He watched all of it on a high speed
while the anniversary was going. Keep
you company.
Uh, oobley thinks he's dumb, so Hulk
will speak. Insomniac is going to get
mogged by a tie-in video game to X-Men
Origins Wolverine, and that is very
funny.
Probably uh, by the looks of things. Uh,
but the thing is, I don't think the
X-Men Origins Wolverine game had like a
terrible reputation. It was always kind
of middle of the line. I found it really
fun when it came out. I replayed it, I
want to say like a year ago, and had
some fun again. Um, it's all right. and
and its all rightness because of the day
and age it came out is probably going to
make it destroy um the new one a long
bring the fring scritches for the doggo
endless sigs for platoon I don't want
endless sigs oh my god what are you what
are you [ __ ] what about the whole
lung cancer thing got to get you can't
be doing that um thanks for all the
entertainment this year and thanks for
creating a fun community can't believe
it's been eight years I know it's
[ __ ] crazy
started part one went on an adventure
joined anniversary high club and hopped
in an Uber home to open part two. Happy
400. Wolverine is yuck. I'm inclined to
agree with you. We be honest about
Spider-Man PS4. It's a poorly paced
game. A third of it can be thrown out
for the better. And since so much time
is wasted on MJ and Miles, we barely get
any time with the villains. Bringy,
what's your opinion on that? Haven't
>> played it in since it came out, which
was not recently, so I can't say.
H
sorry.
>> Well, I mean it's got a pretty its
reputation survived, right? Spider-Man 2
is the winter [ __ ]
>> Spider-Man 2's went to [ __ ] but maybe
people are reappraising the first one
because of that. Um given that from a
gameplay standpoint, the two of them are
pretty similar.
Not exactly the same, but similar.
There is seemingly a conversation being
had about just how much it got away with
because of the swinging, which I think I
think think is kind of interesting.
>> Well, and also just that it was kind of
the first of its kind uh for a while
other than Batman Arkham. It was kind of
like, you know, something that's become
a lot more prominent now, which is like
relatively big budget um nonmov licensed
tie-in uh superhero games. And so maybe
because of that now it's it's it's uh
it's people are thinking a little bit
like
you know because it was it was a big
budget essentially it was you know kind
of like what Arkham was for Batman.
>> The thing is uh I think with time the
Arkham games are only getting more
respected the Spider-Man ones.
>> Well that makes sense though because the
Arkham games are from the before times
when things were better. I mean, to be
clear, I [ __ ] love Arkham Asylum
City. It's so good.
>> Yeah. Well, and also, I mean, the
influence of, you know, it's because
Arkham even predates, you know, the
Spider-Man game has Arkham DNA in it. A
lot of games do.
>> Uh, and I'm not talking about Mr.
Negative or Dark Ark. We get Scorpion,
Rhino, Vulture, and Electro between two
missions, and they're paired together
and placed dead set in the middle of the
game. [ __ ] lame, dude. It sounds like
Brand New Day [laughter] with the spab
of villains. you don't get to do
anything with.
Um, is it like Kattos's rage mechanic? I
assume this is in reference to
Wolverine, and we don't know yet. We'll
find out. Hey, Muller and gang. Longtime
watcher, first time catching this live.
Congrats on 400. You're all good, rat. I
pray the future sings spiders bless you
with another 400 episodes, perhaps even
more.
Did anyone play the game between X2 and
Lost Stand? You played a Wolverine,
Iceman, and Nightcrawler. No, I didn't
play that. Nor did I play uh Ultimate
Alliance 2. I always meant to play it,
but I might have played it for a bit,
but I never played it properly.
Lots of X-Men related stuff.
Uh I just realized this was one of the
mixtape shills that got one of the
expensive influencer packs. I wonder
what it's like to sell all your values.
You just don't think about it. As in
like this is not me selling out my
values. They are paying me because they
value my input. I'm being paid because
of how good my stuff is, not because
they just want me to lie because I'm not
gonna I'm gonna talk honestly about how
good this is because it is great.
And then they uh I think they only
realize far too late. Here's to 400
wonderful eaps. Well, thank you. The
gene great gameplay is just a garbage
version of Control. If it's even in the
game, it'll be better than what we saw,
but it doesn't look great as it stands.
Um, instead of that reticle the size of
a dinner plate. Hm. Wonder why it was so
big now.
Oh, this this feels like it was a
comment for the previous EFAB, the 99.
That's the dinner plate comment was from
Gman Lives, right?
>> Hello. Yeah.
>> Um, you believe your work is worth other
people's time to the point where you ask
strangers to engage with it and then you
declare the negative feedback as cruel
fate given by hateful people.
Entitlement beyond arrogance. So, this
was, if you remember, the video talking
about um people being mean to developers
online. And then it said, "The only time
we've managed to see a good response was
from Sony insulting people like Grums,"
which is the weirdest sort of like, "Oh,
that's the solution. Companies picking
on people,
>> your employees, fighting people with
>> Happy anniversary, fellas. I found Wolf
after TLJ when I found uh all I found
was praise on YouTube. I left that
theater furious. No criticism, just
endless praise for a garbage product.
Wolf tore it to pieces and I was hooked
since. Thank you. Yeah, it was a big uh
big moment. We talk about this when
you'll see the the TLJ portion of ET
Movies 100, but that a lot of things
changed with that movie and one of them
was a lot of people lost faith in sort
of a set of YouTube reviewers because
everyone glazed the [ __ ] out of that
film and it was like, wait, what? like
it was already set to be that and then
um loads of other videos that were like
actually I thought it was complete [ __ ]
started to like you know go crazy on
YouTube including my own um because a
lot of the audience felt that way and
that a lot of the sort of mainstay
critics were not covering that
experience they were just like no it was
good and that's that
um shook it shook the faith of people in
in institutional reviews or something
for your information that wasn't me on
Gollum Last night I hopped off during
Doomsday leaks and had to catch up.
First time I've slept through an
anniversary. So this is about uh looking
at the players on Gollum and assuming it
was Ray Hitler because he's trying to
get the speedrun record and he say it
was not him.
>> So you know
>> plenty of people are playing Gollum is
is the point I'm sure.
>> Yo, did the best Soulsorn boss just get
mentioned? Shout out to Michelash. No. I
wonder why people are complaining about
similar things with every new game.
Could it be that there is a problem in
the AAA gaming space? No, it's the
children who are wrong. Yeah, I know,
right? It's like, oh, everyone's decided
they're going to pick on Wolverine now.
It's like I think people were just
picking on Wolverine because they don't
[ __ ] like what they're seeing. As
crazy as that sounds.
>> Yep. Crispy Critters. Eight years. My
balls aren't locked. Yours are. A how
how how kind. Congratulations,
gentlemen. If you could make one wish,
but it happened to everyone in the world
too, what would it be? Love you,
Fringalle.
H,
this is a complicated one because in
lots of ways you could destroy the whole
world even with nice stuff. What if it
was like I wish everyone
had the capacity to overcome their flaws
and and believed in themsel you gave
like a so
>> yeah but the problem is well one one
person's flaw might be seen as a virtue
by someone else. So who according to who
>> themselves I guess and even if that has
negative consequences that's still
probably solid enough
>> without causing major ripples that
destroy the whole universe or something.
I don't know. I'm not sure.
>> You got any suggestions, platoon?
>> Mhm.
>> Can you repeat the question?
>> If you could wish that that you got
something that everyone got, so like I
wish, you know, for a milkshake and then
everyone gets it, what would be the
thing that you choose? Obviously, it can
go abstract. It doesn't have to be a
milkshake.
Hm.
Something I got that everyone also gets.
How do I win this situation?
>> Like
I'm trying I trying to think how I can
game it so I win. It's hard.
>> Well, because if everyone gets the
thing, then it's no good.
What if it's like everyone gets a full
proper and adulatory appreciation of me?
>> Ah, so you you already said on that
front, but everyone else gets it too.
Nailed it.
>> Um,
>> I don't know. I don't know.
>> Maybe something to think about. I don't
know.
>> Google recently removed access to Lord
of the Rings game. people purchased the
players don't own their games phase has
begun
and I think it's more than begun.
>> I mean I mean thing is you never did
really. Um it's just that everybody's
now realizing it a bit more acutely with
all of the consequences that come with
it.
>> The amendment is you never did but there
were plenty of ways to uh subvert that
reality. Now there aren't.
>> Sure. Yeah. Mhm.
>> Uh happy eight years. Crazy how I only
found Ephab through the Right Opinions
video on rags and found myself agreeing
with Rags. I checked out his channel and
found Ephab through him. That video was
insane. And that was before the Right
Opinions channel kicked off. So he was
happy to help Quinton Reviews make a
video about how like wrong and evil Rags
was. And we watched it. We just like
what the [ __ ] Also, we never even
finished that video. Actually, we did I
want to say two EAB episodes on it and
we didn't actually get through the whole
thing or just the one. But that would be
a throwback to finish the rest of that
video someday if it's still even
available. I don't actually know if it
is, but crazy times. Quinton Reviews
hated the [ __ ] out of rags. Um, and me,
I guess, and Trump, you know, it's the
trifecta. A lot of gaming's problems can
be pointed at short-term thinking. Gay
Ben seems to have uh had the long-term
thinking and is loved. Meanwhile,
Microsoft and Sony blah. Yeah, lots to
learn from Gay Ben. He knows what he
knows what's up.
Been here since prefab and I believe
episode two. Gosh dang. Thank you for
being long and schwango, meaning
entertainment in the goo language. Oh,
glad you're still here. Hope you're
having fun. Ghost of Yoai, though, is a
bad game with clear woke elements, but
does have decent gameplay. Just a ban,
incoherent, borderline
bad. I think they mean bad. A bad,
incoherent, borderline [ __ ] writing.
It's not evil to call it out. It's just
this dude special or shill. Well, I I
think it's [ __ ] to be like, stop
being mean to people about games they're
trying their best to develop. is like
you you're trying to announce it to
great acclaim on a public environment.
So you understand what what else can
happen when you do that, right?
Especially when your game looks like
every other game that everyone has
played for a million years. It's a
memorio.
I sounds interesting. I play that game.
Uh I would only been watching New Lads
for around two and a half years, but you
guys have really made me appreciate
media more and encouraged me to think
more critically. Thanks and please
continue the greatness. Well, thank you.
I'm sure all three of us appreciate that
greatly. We shall carry on as best we
can.
>> From science view, a teleporter would
not kill you. In quantum mechanics, you
don't have any matter that belongs to
you. There is no matter that belongs to
you. Meaning, if teleporter worked,
either dead corpse or you with your
soul. I think it's a matter of
continuity, right? You um you be it
would be interrupted completely. Uh, and
then the matter that made you, cuz it
would be a question of like free, would
you consider yourself have died if you
went into carbonite and were came back
out? I assume you'd think you're right.
>> Yeah. I mean, unfortunately, I I don't
really know. Yeah. Like I don't It
starts to get complicated when you start
to deal with these sorts of questions
like um I guess the thing is is that you
could probably run something like that
even further down the chain, which is
are you the same person when you wake up
in the morning,
>> right? Well, yeah. Sleep is a question.
continuity of your cuz in the case of
sleep, it's not like there's a complete
break in the continuity of your
consciousness, but like the continuity
of consciousness
is like a really important aspect of uh
how we
>> sort of perceive ourselves. And when you
sleep, it's not like it ends, but
something changes. But at the same time,
I mean, how much does it change if you
eat the wrong food and then it makes you
[ __ ] depressed, right? like, and I'm
not talking about it makes you depressed
conceptually, but like it actually has
an effect on your brain chemistry or if
you get drunk or these sorts of things.
Um, and then once you run down that
line, you might start to wonder if uh
the consciousness that you value is
perhaps a little bit more fickle than
you uh than you initially realized.
>> By the way, the first scene in Star Wars
proves that Stormtroopers can aim. Yes.
>> Yep. Yep, they sure could [laughter] for
a little while.
>> There was a [ __ ] line in the first
Star Wars. Only Imperial Stormtroopers
are so precise.
>> They have tried to reccon that fans into
being like, "Oh, Obi-Wan's being like
tongue and cheek." And you're like,
"What? What are you talking about?
>> What do you mean? They they appear to
aim pretty well." [laughter] Like,
>> oh, silly Obi-Wan making a joke.
>> What the [ __ ] Platoon was perfectly
healthy when I went to bed. What did you
people do? How did he go into the latest
stages of consumption in the last six
hours? Yeah. Something happened to your
voice briefly there, I think. Right.
>> Yeah. Yeah. My throat collapsed in on
itself. Then it got better, so it's
fine.
>> It got better. [laughter]
Mar
Oh, I see. Oh, wait. No, it does say. I
think I just misread an R in there.
Marisu, this video series being
reoccurring is much more enjoyable than
Jim Le's. You may have been planning to
cover them already, but I'd like to
thank uh my chat on your solo stream
helped bring it into fruition. We were
always planning it. Uh writer Brandon
McNelte, after the first run with him,
uh he's he's officially a mainstay for
the anniversary. He's in my notes all
the time for uh he's got like 20 of
these videos. So, we will we will tackle
writer Brandon McNelte once per year and
hopefully at one point we will say that
video was [ __ ] great and he was right
throughout most of it. That'd be nice,
but I don't think that will happen. He
is so [snorts]
thoroughly immersed in terrible writing
advice.
>> Yes.
>> Like the kind of typical writing advice
that is not very helpful at all. Um I I
do I really do think that kind of
writing advice can seriously lead people
astray. gets them in this like weird
tangled web filled with contradictions
in terms of trying to figure out why
stories work when the answer is perhaps
simpler and more difficult which is kind
of what we tend to talk about which is
it's kind of all just about internal
consistency like as long as you nail
that down there are like a variety of
choices that you can make after that.
>> Yes, pretty much.
Shout out to my favorite line from Paul
Dark. Is he? Takes a lot of show to
explain that, but it's an all right
watch. Happy 400, lads. Sorry about the
hex I gave platoon, but needs must.
Well, you know, you've already hexed him
again. Look at him. The microphone's
been destroyed. Symbolic of that red
symbol. But I'm sure he made it. So, you
know, uh, whatever doesn't kill you
makes you stronger. That's what they
say, right? Must be true.
Fringy, are you vegan? I've always
wondered since you love animals so much.
Also, if the answer is no, please
explain how you reconcile that.
>> Uh, how I reconcile the fact that I
really like eating meat is that I just
really like the flavor of meat. Um,
>> also, I mean, does that
>> does that mean that everybody cuz who
doesn't like animals?
>> Well, I'm sure there's somebody out
there who's a psycho that doesn't like
animals, but yeah, like for me, I don't
know. I don't I don't really view it as
like this significant of a problem. It's
like, yeah, man, animals are super cool
and I like them, but at the same time, I
really like pork. I just do.
[laughter] And uh and I Yeah, I I really
like meats. I uh when I think of like
food, when I think of meals, uh that's
always kind of revolves around protein
in some way, shape, or form.
>> That is kind of my outlook on on food.
It's It would be very very very very
difficult to uh to change that.
Happy 400 Fleims and Grumbos. Thanks for
keeping me company during my long Amazon
roots. Love you guys. Also, Hierra Rex.
Glad to keep you company. Thanks for
letting us know. Brandon sounds like
movie Bob a I I know why you're saying
that but movie Bob sounds worse. I'm
just saying. Same realm maybe.
Now, I want to see a fan-made remake of
The Room where it's the exact same
dialogue just with good acting. Could be
an interesting juxosition.
Yeah, because most uh people who
recreate it do deliberately bad acting,
but can you save the dialogue with good
acting? I wonder.
I'm fed up with this world.
>> Doesn't someone
Isn't there a remake of The Room? Is
that the guy from Better Call? Am I
making
>> Bob? But I'm pretty sure that's also
deliberately bad. Like I'm I haven't
seen it, but I
>> I think it was that they made it like in
a day without like any rehearsals or
anything. So
>> yeah,
>> it's like the first take is what they
include in all of them.
>> Massives. Off topic here, but any chance
we ever get to see Super Chat and Gaming
making a comeback? At least in the FAT
Mini Super Chat catchups cuz we all hear
the Steam achievement certification
sound when you're reading them.
Huh.
That was done with uh that was done with
Dolphin, not um not Steam.
like when I when I used to I all the
games I played on Super Chat catchups
were uh uh GameCube emulated.
Um if ever you hear the sound of a Steam
achievement that's that's not Steam
Steam has the same sound for Steam
achievements as notifications. So if
anything is happening that's worth
notifying me on Steam, you'll hear that
sound. So it could be downloading a
game, could be whatever you um no
typically I'm not playing any video game
when we do this. If I do, it's going to
be something extremely low pressure like
um [ __ ] Tetris or something. But
usually I got some stuff to do while
we're we're doing this in terms of
ordering things and moving things around
getting make sure I have all the
messages and sometimes I start fetching
things that we need to look at um
eventually cuz you guys want us to check
out Pokémon or something like it. But
no, um the return of possibly gaming
while while doing catchup maybe. I don't
know. It's just uh maybe we'll put a big
maybe on it.
Um, did Eth just get caught to fed dig
TLJ heresy? We were forced. Our hand was
forced. What can I say? Speaking of
writers named Brandon, Brandon Sanderson
gave Arcane season 2 a 9 out of 10.
Knocked down from a 10 out of 10. Oh,
Brandon. Still want to check out his
books one day. That's an amazing score
to give one of the worst seasons of TV
that's ever existed.
>> Yeah.
>> The Chad Ryan Johnson versus the cuck.
Brandon Mc Melty. McCultely.
They've spelled it as muk mukly. I don't
even It's too hard. Uh Brad had
subverted your expectations. Ryan
approves.
And so it came to pass that on the 8th
anniversary of episode 400, EAP would
defend TLJ. It's like poetry. It rhymes.
I was hoping we wouldn't have to, but
there we were.
>> Well, they did say it would get a
reappraisal after 10 years.
>> And there it was.
Franco, ever consider giving NASCAR a
shot?
Uh, I know a little bit about NASCAR. I
I know a little bit. I know I know some
of the characters.
Um,
maybe, you know, there's there's a lot
of motorsports to be watching.
>> All right.
>> Everything I know about NASCAR comes
from when Kartman tried to be a NASCAR
driver.
>> We're training paint. [laughter]
>> No, it's it's pretty funny. I most of
what I know about NASCAR is from
Emplement. [laughter] His videos on uh
NASCAR are often very entertaining and
interesting as well as what I've seen
from a few other places as well.
Um happy anniversary guys. Thanks for
the eight years. Here's to eight more.
Oh, eight more indeed. Maybe even 16.
Who can say? Um hello there tapon again.
That's from the uh the opening animation
thing. Very good stuff. Who uh the
fellow who made that? I think it was um
Bunnington was the name. He said he
wants to make one for 450 as well. So,
looks like we'll be fine for intros next
year as well. Long Kong. Oh, I think
this is guessing what the uh EA movies
is going to be about. Uh criticism of
the day. Sometimes you guys make the
mistake of putting yourselves in a
character's shoes as criticism when that
wouldn't work as the characters are
different.
>> Yeah. And sometimes
>> I think have you been watching this
show? I mean it's but the problem with
this is you could have just filled that
in with any criticism of anybody talking
about any story ever. Like you sometimes
misunderstand the science or you
sometimes talk about uh the pacing from
a it's like you got to be more specific
otherwise it's just useless. Like yeah
sometimes people talk about character
decisions as though they're making it
themselves without respecting the
characters themselves. It's like yeah
people do that they can make that
mistake anyway
you know and sometimes people don't.
Sometimes people think that characters
are in character because they haven't
considered what that character would do
and are instead thinking about what they
would do. For example, Hightop would
obviously have murdered loads of people
and thrown all people in front of cars
and stuff. That's why he doesn't
understand what's wrong with Jean Gray
doing it. You got to be careful with
that sort of thing.
Criticism of the day, man. You got to
you got to put in examples otherwise
it's useless. We can't do anything with
this.
In fact, you could maybe sacrifice the
cootd in brackets, [laughter] but put an
example in there. I don't know. Uh, can
you stroke Peter Jackson's long [ __ ]
Good god, they got that in with a bunch
of uh crazy like uh you know, like using
the pound symbol and stuff. Uh, but I'm
going to go ahead and say no to that
one. Is this another
>> Is this another 17 plus hour video? Uh,
it'll be longer than 17 for sure.
Uh, even Fringy likes McMuffins. Does
anyone dislike McMuffins?
>> I do.
>> Probably someone someone must not like
him.
>> Uh, what about second trilogy? Oh, well,
my little story did end up covering all
of that, I think. Ray Ray Pitler, you
thunder against me. I [ __ ] love
watching dudes watch Star Wars. Well,
you're going to get a lot of watching
dudes watch Star Wars for sure.
Um,
does it hurt? You forgot to include
Mario and Grou. Sorry, it does actually
say bad and grou. I just read that as
for some reason. Uh, you dig bats. Oh,
did we forget to include that? Huh? Did
we? Did we? Indeed, we shouldn't Ryan be
watching Race Wars. We got to get him
for Star Wars as well. Okay, buddy. All
right. Goblin voice OC finally getting a
shout out. Of course, Evan Movies 100 is
all of the Star War. I genuinely thought
it was Lon Kong, but holy moly, what a
welcome surprise. It was considered, I
won't lie, Lon Kong as a as a as a
thing, but I think Star Wars makes a bit
more sense. I think it's actually kind
of crazy that we don't have any
dedicated coverage to basically any Star
Wars that's not Rise of Skywalker and
Mando and Grou
and then the TV shows obviously but it's
like oh you never covered the OT. It's
like no in in 8 years we have not
covered the OT. It feels a little bit
insane, doesn't it?
Um a monumental effort. You guys are
awesome. Well, you know what? Wait until
you see it and I'm hoping you'll like it
a whole bunch. Shout out to Thumpire. If
you eat too much meat, you can develop
Star Wars goutlaws. Oh no, you don't
want that. So, the EFAB devs are
bringing it back to its roots with the
new EFAB. Sounds like a great idea. What
could possibly go wrong? Yep, we're
going back to the roots. The star roots.
Hearing about Mhler being coaxed into a
snafu with EAP movie star was the only
thing that brings me joy in life. Well,
who knows? Maybe I was actually the one
doing the coaxing. Who can say? Been
here since EAB 1. thanks to some crazy
randomness and stumbled upon Rag's
channel. Then Mers, thank you so much
for almost a decade of amazing
entertainment. Live from France. Can't
wait to celebrate the 10th. Oh, we're on
the way. Well on the way. Congrats on
another anniversary. If you saw your
future self in prison for a crime, what
crime do you think it would be?
>> H. According to the brown envelopes on
my desk, tax fraud.
[laughter]
>> Yeah, maybe. uh some kind of effort to
try and destroy the the
I was about to say some some some awful
new attempt at telling stories in one of
my favorite IPs maybe. But no, it could
also be taxes for me. Just deciding one
day I don't want to pay any more of them
and then being like, "Oh [ __ ] they got
me. They got him."
>> Something normal like just speeding. I
guess that's not like a Well, it depends
how fast you go. I guess how how serious
that would be.
Um,
gun having Supergirl be drunk the whole
film and eating animal poop was brave, I
guess. Yeah.
>> Yeah, that was a weird choice. But I
mean, hey, nobody I Nobody watched it.
Even though I see these tweets with like
80, 90,000 likes going about for that
film. It's like, dude, I kind of wonder
if even the person tweeting it has seen
the movie, let alone all the people
liking it.
>> Yeah.
Make America Gro again. play the clip.
No, but we have mentioned it. It's very
funny. Okay, but can we get two seasons
of US agent?
It wouldn't be good though.
>> Nope.
>> Uh, criticism of the day. You once
implied gun faked his friendship with
Snyder. You shouldn't do that and make
up conspiracies. What are you talking
about? You can totally you can
absolutely speculate on what people
think of each other based on how they
behave on like each other's work. for
example. And when you say friends in
this case, like I
>> it was [ __ ] dude under the best of
circumstances these sorts of
friendships, right? It's like what are
they regularly hanging out on the
weekend or something? I doubt it.
>> I just call me cynical, but I I see
Warner Brothers owned Rick and Morty
hiring Warner Brothers owned James Gun
and formerly Warner Brothers owned Zack
Snder to talk about Warner Brothers
impending movie, and I think, you know
what, that might have been paid for.
Yeah, it's all [ __ ] And I I don't
need to be like, "No, you don't know
that for sure." It's like, "Yeah, it's
my [ __ ] opinion then, isn't it?"
>> It's not a Also, what what conspiracy
is it a conspiracy when it's just two
people doing something that they think
is like to their mutual benefit in this
case of like, oh yeah, no, we're
friends. Yeah. It's like, okay. Yeah, I
don't buy it.
>> For example, I think Fona resents Gilroy
at this point and be like, you don't
have proof of that. It's like, I don't
need proof. That's what I think.
But also, we do have the observations of
that he's not the Andor guy, he's the
Ahsoka guy. That surely must piss him
off.
>> Well, yeah. Look at the fan reaction and
everyone's making fun of Fona now. Like,
of course, it's going to piss him off.
>> That's kind of the point, right, with a
lot of these. It's like it would be it's
like how we talked about, you know, is
Chris Stockman mad about like Iron Lung
completely overshadowing his film? It's
like it wouldn't be that strange if he
was. It's funny, but it wouldn't be that
unusual. It's kind of the same with um
James Gun and Snider. like both of them
were kind of competing to have like
their vision of one of the most well
maybe maybe rapidly diminishing valuable
um IPs like in the world. It it wouldn't
be that strange if there was conflict.
The synth synth synthesizer.
All right. I'm unfamiliar with that
term. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's uh I
know where that's going. Hang on. I've
read ahead. Where are we? Uh, Boku Wa
keu.
Yes, I understand what that means. Fun
fact, the Japanese have sub versus dub
debate on King of the Hill.
They should be watching the original
with subs 100%.
I'm so early into the stream. Good luck
all you masses. Love the remix intro.
That [ __ ] was hilarious. Happy
anniversary, EAB. Thank you very much.
And yes, it is. Started listening in
2019 when I was 15. About to turn 22
now. favorite podcast when I'm working
out with or at the gym. Thanks for the
good times. Well, thank you for letting
us know. Good to keep people company.
And yes, everyone should go to the gym
or at least get some exercise. Good
move. So, when are you guys going to
sing to show you can do it better than
that guy? What was the guy that we
covered that was singing?
Maybe the meme section. Was there a
>> We already have. You can find it in my
Supergirl video. I did a [ __ ] cover of a
pop song so it could go in the next
James G movie. There you go. Nailed it.
>> I got lots of um lots of uh sort of
humming for songs.
>> Humming and singing are very different.
>> I don't know about that.
>> I do. I am Captain Hum and I that's my
whole job is figuring that out. Whoever
made Hero Wars and the ads needs to be
hauled before a war crimes tribunal.
Oh, this would be the Anthony Star
thing. bringing big smoke order as a
Louisiana witch doctor.
>> I I don't know what that's is that is
that Gambit.
>> Is [laughter] that what he sounds like?
>> Louisiana witch doctor is what that guy
described himself as when he was trying
to do u to Charala's voice in that clip
if you remember.
>> Oh, I I can't do that. Sorry.
>> Not even going to try. My goodness.
Okay.
>> I I
Yeah, there's no way.
Um, obviously all the videos are AI. The
question is, is EAP currently AI? Well,
I hope not, but who knows?
Uh, you guys need to stop criticizing
films. Be more nice. You need to be nice
and advertise gambling ads instead.
I don't want to. I just I'm just going
to keep being mean. Thanks for the
streams. It's surprising how you can get
so many people, but after so many years,
Shad and Sterling the only ones I knew
before EAB. And Sterling is not a man he
used to be. kind of understand skipping
him this year. I mean, there's always
going to be videos that Sterling has
created that can cause discussion. It's
just that I don't know. I think we ended
up treading similar ground. So, I wanted
to move on, try and find an alternative,
which is funny cuz we're on Mark Brown.
But Mark Brown had 10 lessons in one.
Okay. Not just one lesson. 10. We
learned a lot.
Um, how much you get to get you guys to
play Call of Duty: World at War? Huh?
>> Yeah. [laughter]
[snorts]
>> Wow. That is before we showed that
video. So, that's that's some
interesting uh
>> and then also opinions on World of War.
I'm a big fan of World of War. I thought
it was awesome.
>> Yeah. Great campaign.
>> And we are very likely going to talk
about World of War more um in the month
of I don't know, November, maybe further
than that. Who knows? Depends on how
things go with the old plushies. fans of
the new cod just wojacks.
I mean, hey, wojacks of people, too.
Okay. Where's the meme fap? Melee. Well,
you got a bit of meme fab in the the
final segment there.
Um, the final Lego piece of the year is
you, the builder. That's right. We're
ending it on a gay one. A
I appreciate that. Um,
uh, GG on 400 episodes. Another year of
tisms and flutes. I wanted to ask you to
review Amazing Digital Circus, but for
completely different reasons. Uh, The
Amazing Digital Circus is as if the
Bojack Horseman writers had epilepsy,
suffered a stroke while on crack,
quoting Little Platoon. It's lethally
cringe. Oh,
we usually get praise of Amazing Digital
Circus. That That seemed to be
criticism.
>> Wait, what did I say was lethally
cringe?
>> Well, they just said quoting you. They
didn't say on what.
>> Oh,
>> that could be anything.
>> That could be a lot of things. Yeah.
Been watching since the Major Lee
episode and can still remember where I
was when he said the thing. Life has had
its ups and downs, but this podcast is a
welcome constant. Here's to another 8
years and more. Y'all have enhanced my
life in ways you will never know. A
well, I can only hope we can vaguely
continue to. And uh I hope you have more
ups on the way than downs there. Thanks
for letting us know. Remember guys, my
criticism of the day comes from a place
of love, not hate. I just think you need
to be taken down a peg is with all
truths. Appreciate you guys. Well,
that's not very nice.
>> You need [laughter] to be taken down a
peg. That's all. [gasps]
>> Maybe you need to be taken down a peg.
Bum bum. Englishman and Welshman. It
took you 100 years and you lost to
French.
>> When did that happen?
>> I don't remember. That sounds like some
kind of
>> 100 years war.
>> The French beat the French in the French
war.
Listen.
Okay, we're on an uneasy truce right
now. We don't need to be uh rustling up
anything negative, right? It's it's it's
great. Good. Nice. Nice French. Good.
Good for you. Um Tur is offended by this
portrayal of the French. When did we get
to the French in in our selection of
memes? I don't remember.
I love it when AI gets waterboarded
more. I remember the AI [ __ ] up
video. I remember that.
>> Was the person being strangled? I don't
think so. I think it was just the AI
struggling with what what what
[laughter]
the the the part where it like outside
like going making [ __ ] alien creature
noises was very like wait what why why
is that happening
first time I felt concerned for the AI?
Yeah, it was being tortured. AI sounds
like it's being tortured by a crackhead
there.
Um I'm hours behind and you must be
stumbling toward the end. Just shambling
rather. just traveled into the future to
say thanks for another great
anniversary. Sleep well. Well, thank you
very much. She looks She looks like Will
from Stranger Things. I love the way she
said Stranger Things. Edward is still
the best robot of all time. Poland
mentioned. Don't be like Hitler. Get in
Cognney. That That [ __ ] was funny.
>> Oh god.
>> Um I believe the correct response is
Whoa, buddy.
He blew his knee out right at the start.
Yes, the AI guy doing his run. McGregor.
Oh, sorry though. This is about uh the
the the McGregor fight. He's a [ __ ]
so that loss was just karma. Imagine
unironically watching wrestling content.
This is not even wrestling. Wrestling is
probably going to give you better
results cuz that is somewhat planned to
make sure you get bang for your buck
whereas UFC can go any way at any time.
Uh congratulations on eight years lads.
Thank you. English is her city. Her
speaking is catast
catalastrophic. This would be Candace
Owens. There's a video of her finding
out that 3 35 years old that thunder is
caused by lightning. I' I've seen that.
It's [ __ ] amazing.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Very, very What a what a
fool. [laughter]
>> What a classic fool.
>> U misprononunciation of words reminds me
of Brett Keen. Now, that's a deep cut. I
remember Brett Keane. I I don't know if
he's still around, but yes. Uh, but does
she know Blitz and Thunder are related?
I don't think she knows much about
anything, to be honest with you. Oh,
Candace mispronouncing things. It's just
indicative that someone else writes all
of her material. She is a puppet. Ooh.
So, you're saying that the reason she's
mispronouncing these things is because
she's never had to pronounce them before
and thus she like she never would have
written them. But, I'm not sure about
that. Some of them she says so
confidently and so often that it seems
she's learned them wrong.
>> It's repeated. Like one mistake as a
one-off would be what you would expect
if someone was reading a word for the
first time.
>> Whereas she repeatedly puts extra
syllables in words that end with like
shun. It would be like repetit.
>> Yeah.
>> She always does it.
>> And it's hard when you want to be taken
seriously to make mistakes like that
because you know the genie is out of the
Bible at that point. So,
>> there's no way she's doing this by
accident. Well, there is a way. She'd
have to be really stupid. Uh, and it's
it's possible, which for the record,
everyone pronounces different things
wrong, but she's pronouncing a [ __ ] ton
of things wrong. She's learned all kinds
of idioms and sayings wrong. And she's
made no effort to correct anything
despite knowing that she's doing all of
it wrong. And I mean, if you're not
willing to like figure out how to
correct little bits of your language, I
mean, how [ __ ] worthwhile can you be
on more serious
a field where communication is really
important? I don't know. Maybe.
>> Oh, yeah. I mean, it's you're a pundit,
so you don't do policy or the actual
hard work of like trying to [ __ ] run
anything. You just talk about the way
that you think things should be and you
talk like an idiot. I it's just, you
know,
>> also there's punditry and then there's
Bridget Mcron has a penis and I'm not
sure that really counts as punditry.
That's just being a clown.
>> That is true. May maybe that's maybe
even in her case as being unfair to
punditry, political punditry as a
profession.
>> I'm tired, boss. Yeah, that's fair.
[laughter]
Just so they got Gilbach, I choose you.
And then choose your starter Pokemon.
Gilbachar or Electrolammon.
I love Gilbachar. That's funny as [ __ ]
Gibralta.
>> Isn't that Isn't that like a That's
That's Isn't that like a politician?
>> You're talking about um
>> I know what you're talking about. It's
that woman uh who made that same joke a
million times.
>> Clobar.
Oh. Oh, okay. It's uh Yeah. All right.
It's not exactly the same.
>> Gilbachar and Clolobachar are close
enough, but Yeah.
>> Yeah. I think Clolobachar is the evolved
form of Gilbachar.
[laughter]
>> I choose you, Cream of Pie.
[laughter]
>> There's a game called Tank Fu. And yes,
the gameplay is what you think. Okay.
I'm unfamiliar with that term, Candace.
I'm going to search Mormon Cream Pie
online. Oh no. [laughter]
I bet Candace says a thing is a mute
point. Oh, she There's going to be so
many. She gets so many wrong already
that there's probably even more
compilations.
I have a cold and keep blowing my nose
to equalize my ear pressure. Why would
you play this video of all videos,
Waller? Ah, screw it. Welcome back,
Jared Genesis. Oh, they're saying
welcome back as though he's not on
screen yet.
Mento,
that was a [laughter] pretty great meme.
>> That was great.
>> Uh, 24 hours and Nick didn't curse you.
Nice.
Nick would never curse us. He likes us.
We got him to play Gollum. A shilling
for a cavalcade of unsanctioned
buffoonery.
That's a That's what Tommy Lee Jones
said about Jim Carrey when they were
filming Batman Forever. Unsanctioned
buffoonery.
Brandon made us defend TLJ. Anything can
happen. It's true. Just saw a real
comparing Dune to Lord of Rings and the
comments saying [ __ ] like, "It's Gen Z's
Lord of the Rings. I need someone else
to suffer with me.
is Lord of the Rings. [laughter]
>> That's that's just unfortunate at that
point, you know, if if you want to say
that that's just true. Like that's what
that is. Like um
like if people believe it, it reminds me
of the whole like the Odyssey is is
actually based on something, you know?
It's like uh don't know what the [ __ ] is
going on anymore. Nobody knows anything
about anything.
Um for the fapping, stay for the YouTube
poop ms movies. Yes,
mom on TV. Thanks for all the hours of
entertainment. Thanks again for
everything. Look forward to the next
anniversary.
Well, we'll have to make it a banger.
Um,
anniversary killed Platoon's voice. It
did make it back though. It regenerated.
>> Well, I rewarded myself when we reached
like the midway point of part three. I
healed it with whiskey and so it was
fine.
>> Uh, Sonic was the best art.
I mean, I I did like the recreation and
that that poster sort of image was super
[ __ ] cool.
Uh that Superman to Zod snapped neck.
Mhler, they call me Noid released a new
animation. Please watch it. It's just as
great as always. I've got a bit of a
file on different things we got to check
out. Um obviously when we get to
completing catching up with Super Chats,
we'll be getting into doing a recording
for a meme fab and hopefully we'll get
everything in there. Uh I will do what I
can. Final supper catat is me. That's a
bit early, Sty. It's a bit early. We
haven't even gotten to Gerro Genesis
yet. Congratulations on 4,000 episodes.
Thanks for all the laughs, memes, and
breakdowns of media. Here's to another 4
million. Oh, I don't know if we can do 4
million, but we'll give it a best shot.
Um, just made it in time for the end.
I'm listening to you for four years now,
and I just started a rewatch. Bring back
JJ Binks. I miss his wackiness. Hail to
Dawn and God bless rags.
It been some It's quite a wacky set of
eras, isn't it? They try their best to
break it up into years on these surveys.
Um, we even got Boogie to recognize the
year of Boogie.
That was surreal.
Thank you, Ma, for eating rags platoon
for many years of content and gaming
streams. You guys are the best.
>> Appreciate you. Thank you.
>> Endless supper cat lies. It's the truth.
The final one is mwah. To quote the
excellent Bugs Bunny, no. to quote
whoever Bugs was talking to. Yes.
Um, Bugs Bunny has ultimate authority.
Sorry, Sty. I think there's a big old
argument that's supposed to take place
in the super chats. He is a bunny, not a
supper cat.
Uh, where is the So, this was
interesting. A lot of people said like
they figured that Rags was was uh being
announced as like not a host because
there was no plushy for him. I thought
we were I didn't think we were that sull
[laughter] with
>> Yeah. Uh, we said you got me, platoon,
fringy, and a t-shirt. And then that
there are two K-9 shaped ones coming
soon.
Who could say what they might be?
>> They've been awake for like 20 hours at
this point, so maybe it was still
slightly too subtle.
>> I feel like we were awake for longer.
[laughter]
We managed to pull it off. But no, uh, I
don't think it's it's not breaking
anything to say you get a rags one is on
the way. Um, and it should be obvious
who the other one would probably be as
well. Uh
but you know, we're still figuring some
things out and we're going to split them
into two campaigns instead of one big
one. Um so again, you know, if you're
listening to this and you want to
support the show, I'm not against having
super chats sent in and everything, but
if you have a choice between sending a
super chat and um being able to buy one
of these, obviously, I'd say you might
want to wait to to pick up something of
the makeshift variety. Um, as said then
as well, you can expect the end of
September
is likely when we can launch. It might
be later than that. We're not 100% sure
yet. Um, but we will do everything we
can to be clear as time goes on.
Uh,
I'm a proud bunny supremacist. Aren't
you, Sty? Supper cats better than
bunnies. Does any of this make sense to
you? Do you know about this? What's
going on? uh platoon you see
>> cats eat bunnies and supper cats
especially financially uh
>> immune cats so I I guess it makes a
degree of sense cats would beat bunnies
even Bugs Well no cuz wait a minute Bugs
Bunny placed really well in the Ultimate
Showdown didn't he
>> that's right
>> so actually this might be a close fight
uh happy 8th you lovely massives wild to
think it's been that long dawn bless and
many tipples well thank you very
Star, your racism toward bunnies is
unacceptable. You come to the sobering
realization that things will never stop
from keeping keep happening constantly.
True. Justice for Derp Wolf. Hey, don't
count him out forever. Okay, we we trust
in Derp Wolf. I like bunnies, but supper
cats are vastly superior. I'm giving
each of you $1 to go to bed. Take care.
And we eventually did go to bed, but you
know, came through on that. Cheers to
eight years. been watching since year 2
and EA feels as strong as ever right
now. All the behind the scenes work you
guys do really shows. I'll thank you
very much and uh things will indeed
continue. I demand an apology, sty, this
is unacceptable. All right, I'm sorry
for being correct. Oh my. Been watching
for seven years and a member for six and
a seventh 24-hour stream done. Good god,
the 24-hour ones kick everyone's ass.
Well, yeah, you would supposed to be up
for that log and yet we try to pull it
off. Blessed thee, Mr. Wolf. Wolves or
supperat sty, you must choose. Wolf
walking off into the sunset is the best.
I really wish him the best. The
Half-Life streams were some of my
favorites. Barring the incident. Oh yes,
the incident. I made it into one of the
super
super cats.
Super cats. Obviously, Sty is a fence
sitter just like Boogie. Shake my head.
And uh uh obviously we've gotten to
announcing Rags uh no longer being a
host. Goodbye rags. Goodbye rags with a
question mark this time. Bye rags. Bye
rags. Also high rags. No rags. You're
the best guess. Don't leave. Are we now
supposed to say bye rags? You can keep
saying hi rags as much as you want. By
rags. So the average lifespan of a rags
is 8 years. No, he's still going to be
around. And plenty of EAP stuff as well.
Only one founding EAP member remains.
That's technically true. Hopefully I
don't uh go anytime soon and we'll be
fine. All right. Or maybe then we'll
have to maybe create the AI version of
me to keep everything going. It'll be
absolutely fine. We love you, Rags. Hope
Rags comes back as a host one day. Enjoy
the farm. We insist you are here for the
new rings of power, though. I imagine he
will definitely not want to miss that.
Bye, Rags. Hi, Rags. Bye, Rags. We
already miss you, Rags. Jokes aside,
Wols deserves the absolute best. What a
legend. Even though I technically wasn't
around when he was a host, I still love
him. Uh, can we help at all?
Obviously, it's a it's a decision being
made for more reasons than like
necessarily going to be explained fully.
The personal stuff, but uh, Rags,
there's a lot of conflict with
scheduling uh, seems to be the major
case. So, I don't think there's anything
anyone can necessarily do, but like, you
know, he's still making stuff. He's
going to be streaming. He's still going
to be on EAB here and there as well. So,
think of it as uh more of a a lateral
move than a a horrifying reduction in
any given thing. He's still going to be
around. He's uh he's still streaming as
well.
No one's ever really gone from there's a
quote from Jake Cloud Wadler. I think I
don't I don't think that's the same as
Skywalker, but you know, means also.
[laughter]
Um,
we got
this is cootd advanced warfare cuz cootd
is now call of the duty. I got you.
>> We've always said Rags was the secret
guest of EAB. Now he has ascended. Best
of luck with everything. Goodbye, Rags.
I mean, always agree with you, but I've
appreciated your presence regardless. I
look forward to seeing you as a guest.
Hi, Rags. So, it has come to this.
Goodbye, Rags.
And, uh, scritches for the good doggo.
eight years of rags. Thank you so much
for everything you gave to EAP and this
community.
>> Absolutely. Of course,
>> like I said, he's not going anywhere in
in that full sense. You know, he's he's
obviously not going to be as on as many
episodes, but he's still going to be
around in a lot of stuff EAP related and
a lot of stuff that hasn't even come out
yet.
>> We haven't done like a Christy know him
and taken him outside the back.
>> He's [laughter]
still here. Happy 400th. Thanks for
everything and thank you both. Uh thanks
to both our canines, Wolf and Rags. Fair
wins to the both of you. Guess rags
fully becomes a special guest.
Seriously, thanks for all of everything.
Well, thank you very much for letting us
know what it means. We very much
appreciate it. Hi, Rags. We miss you
already. We love you, Rags. You'll be
sorely missed. Best of luck in all of
our future your future endeavors. You'll
always be welcome anytime. And also, Hi,
Rags. Bye, Rags. Rags is now a member of
chat. Welcome, doggo. Of course. You're
the goodest boy. We love you, Rags.
Rags, can you play Lord of Ring on PS4?
I doubt you're going to get another
Gollum run from him, but uh he did give
your one glorious one. Getting drunk on
sometimes even several beers.
Time to change the name. I recommend
every frame a gap.
I think we're going to stick to the
whole pausing thing, at least for now.
Hi, Rags. Thank you guys. Oh man, I look
forward to your future appearances,
Rags. I think you grew on me the most
over the years. Good rags. Bye, rags.
Going to miss you, Rags. Such sad news.
You can destroy one terrible film
franchise, but you must go back and give
an OT film to Ryan Johnson.
How? Who knows?
>> I don't think this is a good exchange.
Why would like So that's destroying two
film franchises
and we get to destroy one terrible one,
but a terrible film franchise is already
destroyed in a sense.
So no, I just wouldn't.
Um
>> although are we now refusing the
hypothetical in the way back seat we
have to
>> but the thing is it sounded like it was
an opportunity
um like a good thing. I'm trying to say
like this doesn't help anything but I
guess if we were forced if it was you
have to d like give one of the OT films
to Ryan Johnson and in exchange you can
destroy one film franchise.
I don't know. I guess are we all given
we're going to have to give him Return
of the Jedi, right?
>> Yeah, it has to be really. So, we give
him that. What is
>> What is the film franchise we destroy?
>> Oh,
I mean, we could do the Star Wars
sequels,
>> I guess.
>> Undo his damage and let him do damage
elsewhere.
>> Yeah, it's a strange exchange, but you
know,
uh, thanks for all you gave us, Rags.
You've always been my favorite. Hope
life treats you well, and looking
forward to seeing you around. Sending
love. Thank you for all uh many a well
spent weekend, many a chore pass more
pleasantly and for a thoughtful place of
refuge from the broader culture. You're
a better investment than therapy. Oh no,
that is a compliment. Thank you very
much.
What'd you bring me? With a little
laptop emoji.
All this because TLJ, maybe it was a
masterpiece from a certain point of
view. Thank you all for the years of
hard work, entertainment, and laughs.
Thank you. God's real name is Tonal, if
you must know. I always figured that.
Happy anniversary. Eight years of EFAP
is crazy. Thank you for all the work you
do. It's been quite the ride. It has.
It's just eight years in general. It's
kind of a kind of strange to imagine it.
I've been around since 2021, but I met a
lot of cool people because of you guys.
Some of those cool people are in chat
right now. Thanks so much. I value the
company of Z0ero Zenith, Anna Nielsen,
Tanhouser Gate, Tanhouser Gate, Carlos
Villro, Amelia Bodilia, Bodilia,
Neo2266, and plenty more cool chatters
here.
Thank you, Sty. My ego has finally been
stroked.
This video makes me want to play Dark
Souls. Dark Souls. Dark Souls.
>> Um, congrats on 8 years. says 400 EABS.
May your cup overflow with tipples. Of
all the things for it to overflow with.
You know what? Yes, we'll have we'll
have tipples. EAB 400 is the only thing
that brings me joy. Cheers to 8 years of
fapping. Sad to see to hear about rags
and wolf. Best of luck to all you
massives going forward. My rags.
Hey. Uh, you know, it's all for the
best. Onwards and upwards sort of
situation. Very happy [clears throat]
400. Don't usually catch EAP live, but
I've uh been deathly sick. So, I've got
to this week baring and pooping a lot.
Love you though. Hey, uh, love you
though. That's just your body getting
rid of the bad stuff, you know. Better
out than in. I always say is is what?
Uh, isn't that a Shrek quote?
I think
>> maybe
>> I think Fiona burps in front of her
parents and then Shrek says, "Better out
than in." I always say, Fiona. And and
you know, he's right. I think Shrek was
a philosopher in his time and just the
the king and the queen were too proud to
accept the fact that he had a lot of
really good advice.
Thanks for the hours of entertainment.
Very tight. Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. I'm
not sure if this is a reaction to seeing
uh seeing Jared. It probably is. You
have to give one full control of the
films, one full control of the games.
Last ones known as an evil and dumb by
everyone. Hassan Sterling and Boogie2988
pick.
You have to give one full control of the
films. We talking about Star Wars or
just all films.
>> Oh,
it doesn't clarify.
>> So, one of them gets to be known as evil
and done by everyone. We're probably
going to pick Hassan on that one since
he's the one that does actual damage
compared to the three of them. Then, who
gets control of fully of games and films
between Sterling and Boogie?
Uh, maybe Boogie because he would just
be really [ __ ] boring, which is like
a better alternative.
>> Well, wait. So, one of them gets games,
one of them gets films.
>> Boogie might have some sort of ancestral
[snorts] memory of the time he talked
about games.
[laughter]
>> Maybe, maybe.
>> That's [ __ ] tough.
>> I don't know. Like,
>> I feel like, oh, you know what? [ __ ] it.
That's like a coin toss for me.
>> I think so, too. One of them's getting
destroyed and and in all likelihood both
of them are. So, you know,
>> oh well,
>> somehow Jared returned. Jared is still
sleeping on that table.
>> Yes. [laughter]
>> Hey lads, I've been a fan
>> since episode 66. Wanted to thank you
for all the great content. Your vids
brought a lot of joy during my study.
Urban planning and your advice on
reddrafting helped me graduate cumlaude.
Thanks a lot. Wow.
>> Well done. I don't know what that means.
What does
>> that's like a term?
>> It's honest, isn't it? The equivalent
>> of
like top top top and then kumlad is top
top and then there's just graduating I
think. I don't know. We don't have it in
this country but I think that's how it
works.
>> Okay. Yeah. Cool.
>> Oh yeah, good to be thanks for letting
us know and appreciate it. Um I assume
this is going to be more of a fringy
question. What which Spartan armor do
you guys think is best? MarkV, Mark 5,
or Mark 6. I like the look of Mark 4
from Halo Wars particularly.
>> Uh, no. I mean, I I I uh I'm a big fan
of the Mark 6 armor. I uh I really enjoy
the aesthetic there, though. I I do like
Mach 5. It's cool. But yeah, I uh my
favorite is probably Mark 6.
Uh, I saw no sugar adulteration on a
bottle of honey and immediately got any
man who must say I there's no sugar
adulteration
is no true adult. So they said it was
adulterated.
I can't uh I can't advocate for that
myself. I wouldn't know.
Hey, what the [ __ ] Xander at home tuned
into Boogie at home. Oh, he turned into
Boogie at home. Are you saying Xander's
gained a bunch of weight?
I don't know. I haven't I haven't seen
if he's up to anything in in a long
time. First super happy 8th. Thank you,
bro. Found the hyperbolic time chamber.
Jesus.
Oh. Oh, they're talking they're talking
about the the jump in time for Jared.
They were all very shocked by this, I
think. He said the line right is a weird
left. I used to have great teeth. [ __ ]
wed. I I don't know.
Uh is random film talk getting more
screen time soon? I think it was said he
wasn't going to be coming back on, but
to be fair, we were doing part three was
just going to be the core guys at that
point. Anyway, uh, one of these days you
guys should eap the stream where EVS
filmed himself drooling on a public
restroom urinal. No refunds. I I don't
even
>> No.
Wow. Uh, even though this won't be seen
for 3 years in a catchup, thanks for all
the entertainment. Your mod sucks, but
you guys are great. Damn. I don't even
sure who they're referring to
specifically. It could be a bunch of
people, but thank you. Could only catch
you on hour two and now. Happy 400.
Thank you very much. Just submitted my
final project for my masters in creative
writing. Don't think I've ever pursued
it if it wasn't for EFAB. Happy 400 and
thanks for everything, guys. Well,
congratulations. I hope it uh hope you
get the result you're looking for. And
um thank you very much.
>> I'm going to miss you, Rags. You held
this podcast.
Um Jared sounds like the shrimp on sale
meme.
What's the shrimp on sale meme? I feel
like I don't know that one.
>> I am not familiar.
>> Jared somehow made fart jokes worse. He
managed it. Yeah, he that was a that was
a Jaredism if there ever was one. Don't
let utly Noah see this Jared video. He
may flag it for sexual content. Oh, yes.
That's uh yeah, that's that's that's why
that that was such like a self-report
that he's going around like there's a
[ __ ] girl farting video and he's
like, "Oh, yes, I reported it."
Bro, I missed this so much. Thank you
all. I assume this means it was Jared.
First Emma Sky, now Jared Genesis.
I love Jared so much. I don't fully
understand why. It's a It's a
complicated entity. It's like when you
walk into Walmart and then you realize
it's actually not that bad.
I think Walmart's probably
wellmaintained. I haven't necessarily
seen that, but it's America, right? It's
like the most popular um supermarket.
I'm sure air conditioning. The only
thing better would be blessed Pikeman to
finish the day. I'm sure we'll get him
back someday after when he's doing
better. We'll see him around. James, why
did you make us suffer through Boogie?
I mean, I think that might have been my
fault. Go the [ __ ] to sleep and eat your
carbohydrates.
What do What's the best thing to eat
before sleeping? Probably not
carbohydrates, is it? I don't know.
>> Probably nothing.
>> Probably not, but I don't know.
>> Probably nothing. Yeah.
>> Boogie 298.
>> If you want some interesting dreams,
>> cheesy dreams. Boogie2988, Revenge of
the Girth. Purging Otly Noah from
YouTube is one of this podcast's great
accomplishments. He's still out there
though. currently on letter box Tron
trying to get getting shafted one final
time in the result equals perfect as
well as far as I know. He's still like
on YouTube. He's just I don't know if
he's making stuff anymore.
>> Literally me
>> now.
>> Uh no divergence. Yeah,
>> I'm giving up. I'm going to need to take
a shower now. Oh, you can't give up in
the last few minutes. How dare you
forget the tossing your cattle be? That
was a pretty good one. Yeah,
>> I started Gollum on your recommendation.
Oh dear. and mixtape
#fine hat # rags was right. I'm sorry.
He was voted against. He was wrong. The
the hat was just not fine. It simply was
not fine.
>> No divergences. Uh last video posted six
hours ago. Why Spider-Man brand new day
is getting so many autistic people
talking.
>> Oh god,
>> it sure is doing that.
>> It sure is doing that. Final supper cat
is mwah. Tony here. Made it through the
whole stream. Going to get my first E
fat plushies. will miss rags and my
nword wolf. Best wishes my Ewoks. P.S. I
looked into buying rhino milk. Turns out
it's illegal because they're endangered.
Well, yes, I guess that makes sense.
>> Yeah. I mean, rhinos are known to be
endangered with sort of Yeah.
>> I just got here. Could you please start
over? Um, yeah. I I I don't think we
could really pull that off, but yeah.
Fair enough request. I will have the
final super chat. If not, let them be
cursed. Well, that's not nice. I don't
want to be cursed. Hail the longer
rhythms. You went over 24 hours. You
better apologize by going for another 24
hours. I don't know if we could pull
that off. I'll just be I think we just
be dead at that point. Bye-bye. Thank
you all so much for what you do. Hi,
Rags. Bye, Ragu. Congrats on 400 lads
and thanks for everything. And to Rags,
take care until next time. Goodbye.
Happy 400. Can't live without you guys.
T Rags, you were always my favorite
guest. Congrats, Wolf. Also, hi Rags for
some other time. Started at 6:00 a.m.
Central yesterday. Good fun the whole
time. My brain went gloomy at some point
though, as did we all, I think. Final
supper cat is mwa, not sty. That was a
wonderful time, y'all. Also by rags.
Final supper cat is mwah. Not all of y I
I forget how that's pronounced even at
this point. I'd just like to say a quick
thank you for everything. Seriously,
just thank you. Well, we appreciate it.
Thank you. The last cat of supper is
mine. I can't have it. Well, Seymour, I
made it despite your Well, Seymour, I
made it despite your runtime.
Mwah. Last Supper Cat. Thanks for eight
years by rags. We love you, Rags. Thanks
you for everything you gave. Ephab final
supperat is mwah. I will never
surrender. Sty final supperat. It's like
a crying face and no me. I am final
supperat. Happy 400. My first episode
was 150 streams I listened to all night
while walking uh waiting for news of my
little sister being born. She just
turned five. Y'all have been there for
me through a lot. Thanks. And then final
supper catat ma 400.
And that uh that draws us to just
checking out. We've got um a Sonic
character of the week, a special
dinosaur and a Pokémon. So, our Sonic
character is uh honestly I didn't really
expect this being a Sonic character, but
it is apparently. He's called Megatox,
and he looks like this.
>> Oh, what the [laughter] What is that?
>> I guess I hope that um we can see the
live action version of that in Sonic 4
or something.
>> Sonic 4. Yeah, maybe.
>> Well, no, it's Metal Sonic, right, for
Sonic 4. So, I guess it doesn't
preclude. Yeah, hopefully we get Mega
Talks in there, too.
>> And yes, so they said, uh, celebratory
dinosaur of the year, Spinosaurus
Mirabilis, the second species of Spino
ever found. And happy anniversary. There
he is.
>> Oh, yeah. That's a big spine.
>> Cool.
>> They pop up in a bunch of uh dinosaur
media now. I think there were always an
attempt to be like, "All right, we had
the T-Rex, so how do we oneup him?"
Especially in Jurassic Park 3. And then
uh we ended up just going with the
genetic engineering [ __ ] forever after.
And then we got Pokemon entries 400. A
river damned by Bibberel will never
overflow its banks which is appreciated
by people nearby. And so this is the EAB
400 Pokemon. Number 400, I guess.
Bibberel.
>> I know him.
>> He's an evolution of Bof. Yeah.
>> I mean, I like him.
[laughter] Bof is funny to me. He's a
bit of a goober.
>> Bedoff.
>> Well, it's just, you know, Zigzagon on
its face, I don't think tells you much
about like his usefulness
[clears throat] or lack there, but Bof
is just like, yeah, that's that's the
name of a [ __ ] Pokemon. But, but
he's a very useful Pokemon just like
Zigs are good. He can uh you can give
him all of your um it's the TM moves,
right? Those are the like surf and and
stuff like that, right?
Yeah, I think so.
>> Yeah, you always need one of them.
>> Um, yeah. And with that, I suppose that
wraps us up on EAP 400 and its messages.
Uh, what can I say other than
>> thank you all so very very very much
from the bottom of all of our
>> dark and decrepit and tired souls
[laughter]
>> for you know amazing just just all the
like the fan art and stuff that we are
going to get to more of eventually but
just uh supporting the show as you guys
have watching obviously all the
different [ __ ] that we put out. It's
been kind of crazy, but it's why we're
still here. And um yeah, thanks for
interacting. Thanks for letting us know
what it means to you, cuz it means a
hell of a lot to us as well. And um
>> yeah,
>> you know, sorry it's taken a while to
get to different things, but um it's all
going to get very cleanly and flushly
wrapped up with a load of things being
uh delivered to you hopefully promptly.
2026 is going to end on quite the bang,
I think, for the EFAP sort of stuff.
It's been pretty good so far anyway. But
um yeah. Anything else you guys want to
mention?
>> No.
>> Well, all right. I'd say that's about
that's about that. A six-hour EAB super
chat catch up. Nice and small.
[laughter]
>> Nice and mini, huh?
>> Nice and bitty. Um, thank you all very
much. Tulip. Cheerio.
>> See you later everybody. Bye bye.