EFAP #400 - The Eighth Anniversary of Pausing Every Frame - Covering Everything with Everyone - 3

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[music] Your bullies aren't just wrong. You could make them pay for it. >> Eat [ __ ] and die, you [ __ ] Well, [ __ ] >> Hello. >> Oh my goodness. Part three. Wow. >> The final stretch, boys. >> That's right. >> We had it pretty far. >> Buckle up. >> And I don't I don't hear a a whiff of tightness from anybody. We could go for another 24 hours, couldn't we? >> I could. >> Yeah, >> sure. >> I mean, I just I just thought I was hearing double and assumed that I was mentally [ __ ] and then realized I hadn't muted the main YouTube page. So, you know, we're at that stage when we did the >> Some might say the first 24 hours are the hardest, but I would say that this the next would be more difficult. Yeah, I think that would actually be harder. Yeah. >> When we did the uh the 31 hour, remember that Rag 2? >> That was that was out of control >> when we wrapped that up. I had the the trail thing going on. Wherever you look, the lights trail and I was like, >> I should probably go to sleep. >> I think my brain isn't working anymore. which you know you want your brain working for a lot of stuff unfortunate it's a reality just to deal with it um yeah so I guess that that takes us to today the rest of today a lot of people are like you you just not got a lot of time left what could you possibly cover will you cover a single video [laughter] [gasps] >> a single video they ask >> a single video just one perhaps but um no we won't not even one not right now we got we got some Not one things to say. Okay, first an announcement. I did mention at some point in in in wherever. It could have been the beginning, could have been the middle, perhaps even the end. Middle's the biggest part, the bestest part. Uh that I would I would finally say what EAP Movies 100 is. Didn't quite get around to it. It took a while. Now, um see the thing is we haven't actually put out EAP movies 99. That one's ready to go. I don't need to say what it is, okay? It's not it's not some huge secret or surprise. It's just a movie we watched and we thought was like, you know, EAT movies ready and uh it's good to go. Like I said, it'll be out. It'll be out. It'll be out. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But 100 is the kind of the kind of event that you're like, we got to do something appropriate, something pretty neat, something something that works well, something we haven't done yet, something that we probably should have done, thinking about it. And um I I just want to rule out it's not Lanc Kong. Some people guess in Long. Some people guess in the um the Channel Awesome movies. No, no, not that either. Not the Cornetto trilogy. Not Pirates of the Caribbean. These are all fun suggestions. >> Solid choices. Solid solid guesses. >> You even suggesting the um uh Shelby Oaks. That could be a thing. Yeah, we consider that. Um but no. Uh >> let's see. I guess >> it seemed appropriate if we hit EAT Movies 100 that we consider maybe checking out something that in a way the channel uh the stream the the concept of it was kind of built on IPwise and what is that if not >> iconic? >> It's simply to be said Star War the Star of Wars. So we thought finally >> we will cover >> Star Wars episode 4. you know, the movie. So, it's going to be it's going to be EA movies Star Wars episode 4. It's going to be great. Of course, when we finished it, we were like, well, it kind of is it's probably worth doing the two good one, the two great ones, just to be clear. Okay. So, we thought we'd throw in Empire as well. We did that little bit of Star Wars, a little bit of Empire. And um >> Mhm. >> Uh it was noted, I forget by who, it was like, you guys, you guys want to do two instead of the trilogy? And we were like, we don't know, there's no need to do the trilogy. And then someone else said something like, well, that's where the story ends. So, you know, I think I think Backseater said it, right? That's where it ends. You can't just knock out the third one. >> Yeah, he said it much more loudly and unhinged and closer to the camera as well. But yeah, I think that's true. >> We had to ask him to calm down. >> Well, yeah. Okay. So, we we kind of got bullied into it, but we decided, okay, EAT Movies 100, the original trilogy. Star Wars. Star War the original trilogy. Sounds like a good one. >> Choice. >> And uh yeah, all wrapped up. Very fun. Can't wait to show you guys. But we thought it only made sense as well if we were going to maybe move on at some point to more of them that we would at least split it properly. So section it out. The Star Wars movies. It would be stupid to do three as opposed to with how many Star Wars movies there are. Part one, if you will, would be four, right? then 4 8 12. I think that splits them up better. So you get the original trilogy, you throw Phantom Menace on at the end. I figure that makes the most sense. It's like a little taster of things to come. >> There's a logic to it. Yeah, I could see I could I see the vision >> and a lot of people say like in a way Phantom Menace is part one and then two and three are kind of fused a bit more in the prequel. So it makes sense to split it there. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's the odd one out kind of the first one. The timeline, you know, it's it's the most prequly of them all, I guess. Yeah. But of course, uh, I can't remember who it was. It was that the little voice in the [ __ ] call again. They were like, "Well, we finished Phantom Menace. We've got some time. Do you want to do Attack of the Clones?" We figured, "Well, we can just record Attack of the Clones for next time for editing while we were there." I guess that makes the most sense. And >> like there's some poetry that's was sort of going on here right now. >> Well, I I was saying when we were doing it, I was like, "Isn't this like last time with that other trilogy?" And like I feel like all of you gas lit me and said, "What trilogy?" And I was like, "Oh shit." Okay. Sorry. like imagining things. But now that I'm talking about it in retrospect, I feel like that was that was something was going on there. In any case, so we did we did the five of them. It's a solid number half of 10 sort of thing. >> I think yeah half of 10 really. >> Someone had the thought of like so you're not going to round out the double trilogy and it's like we went over this five was more appropriate. [ __ ] stupid. So what are you talking about? And then we ended up arguing for hours and hours and hours and we realized we could have just recorded the next one in that time and so we did it anyway. And uh you know so then we got we got the six of them all together and that's where it ended. >> So they didn't make any more Star Wars movies after that. >> EA movies 100 Star Wars Saga >> or Skywalker Saga. No, Skywalker Saga would have included those awful sequels. >> No, it wouldn't. I [laughter] mean it I mean >> No, that's the Palpatine saga. Yes, >> we're far too deep into this stream to have a big nuance talk about the nature of canon. All right. [sighs] >> Well, you know, you'd think it would sort of stop there. Then I can't remember who it was, but they were like, I never saw TFA. And we were like, yeah, well, that's good. You shouldn't. And they were like, yeah, but I'm curious about it. And we were like, well, we'll watch it, but we won't record it cuz we're going to do that in another time. But I accidentally recorded it. And so we're like, well, it's [ __ ] less done now, >> so we may as well, you know, >> do the next one because it's kind of a part one, part two with TFA and TLJ. >> But then I realized like, well, that that wouldn't make any sense for continuity, would it? You can't just go from TFA to TLJ. That's not what happened in real life. Everybody was talking about that one that was the great capstone to the Andor series. You guys remember that one? Rogue. The Rogue One. [laughter] You remember that one? >> That's right. Yes. >> The Rogue One. >> So, I thought, okay, this is what makes sense. 4 5 6 1 2 3 7 Rogue One 8 and then we'll leave it there. I think that's you call it the first half or whatever. Um, but then for some reason the file kept going on TLJ. Do you guys remember this? It started playing solo. I didn't even know what I really wanted. >> Windows things. >> Yeah. We were all clicking off. We were all trying to stop it. >> Yeah. >> And it just kept [ __ ] going. We were just like, "Oh shit." >> Oh boy, did it keep going. >> The weirdest part going >> was that other people were in the call and they just stayed as well. And then I don't know. So that was that was happening and uh then we wrapped up and it was over and it was like well there you And then someone said, "Well, if we've hit a trilogy." And I was like, "You said this last time with the other two trilogies." And you again you realize there are no other trilogies. >> We can't remember this [ __ ] in their suggestions. >> This guy. So, we're like, "Fine, three trilogies because that's a trilogy in and of itself." And those weird side movies. So, we figured that would make the most sense. EAP movies 100 could be 11 films all in a row. And uh we cooked up a little trailer for you guys. You want to see it? >> Well, I mean I I I definitely do. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's >> I think I speak for chat when I say yes. >> All right. Let's uh let's have a little look at this trailer, shall we? All right. >> I do like McMuffins a lot, honestly. >> Come back and just shoot the place up. [laughter] >> Who are you? >> That guy ruined your career doing this film. >> Disney stormtroopers. They don't actually have brain cells. >> For a second, I thought it was Pedro. >> Damn. [laughter] >> This [laughter] is a time capsule, man. >> Just give them drugs. We're going unhinged. >> I was raised to do one, stupid. >> God damn, dude. What the >> I've got nothing to fight for. >> It doesn't help that we keep coming back to this stupid freak. [laughter] >> Oh, it's still war. >> Nothing will stand in our way. >> What the [ __ ] [laughter] >> I guess someone wrote this. >> What you started? [music] >> Wait, so what is the format here? There are stories about what happened. >> It's true. All of it. >> So, it begins. I watched it live on television. >> What a bunch of [ __ ] nonsense. Holy [ __ ] >> Just kind of let it all wash over you and go, "What the fuck?" [laughter] the biggest like plot twist in the history of cinema. >> You just watched them pretty much on repeat until they had to go back. >> You appreciate like the artistry and the sheer thought that went into this. >> As someone who'd had no idea anything really like this was possible as such. >> Oh, hi. I had an egg in here. >> Oh, let me out. >> It was just so different than anything else I'd ever watched. This was all extremely ambitious. >> You don't even really imagine what cinema is like without it. >> We'll just explain to everybody what's going on. >> This is embedded into culture forever. Star Wars. You've probably heard of it. We're going to try and uh have a look at a few of them. >> Gives you like just enough as opposed to really delving into all of it. You know, >> this is Star Wars. This is cool. People like this. >> I hate the climax. It's massive. >> No one's ever truly gone. >> Smearing [ __ ] all over it. >> I can't believe Netflix saved Star Wars. Even those in their own right were groundbreaking technically in a lot of different ways. [groaning] [screaming] >> Yes, that's right. >> Weird. That's why you look left and right before you cross the street. >> You just leave it alone, [ __ ] >> Attached to like every big budget. Oh no. Didn't like Simon Peg. >> Here's what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you [ __ ] an intellectual property in the ass. >> All right. Come on. Do your job. [laughter] a day in the year of 1977. H >> I hate using Fortnite as a barometer of what young people like, BUT [laughter] >> time for you to see Star Wars. >> Watched it and I'm like, that's pretty cool. >> Fighting what you hate, saving what you love. >> My childhood was then spent running around my villages with lightsabers, fighting everyone. >> British. >> It's British. >> Write some prequel dialogue there. >> Muscular Luke Skywalker with his shirt ripped. >> Just about creamed my pants at that moment. Holy [ __ ] Oh, that would be fun. >> I don't want to be in this part of the movie. I want to be somewhere else. >> Solo. That's going to be one to >> Can't wait. >> Why are you flying like this, dog? Like tip 40 fell flat in his face. You just hear [laughter] dead. >> Oh god. Okay. >> She's even hotter in person. >> It's basically nice. And she doesn't commit genocides. [music] >> You thunder against me. [laughter] >> Those thrusters are hot. >> Thrusters are hot. >> Those thrusters are now some memes. Arthmore is short, isn't he? There he is. >> Happy, fun, action, adventured space things. >> I think Lucas wrote it on the back of some sort of napkin or something. >> Bro, the aura right there. Holy [laughter] [ __ ] >> Darth Uchi, you use the ceremonial Sith dagger that we're supposed to find the Death Star with to murder my parents. >> I love it when they state the theme of the thing in the dialogue. Isn't it great? >> And it'd all be Ray's fault. [laughter] Just flip it out again. >> Cat with a camera. >> And that killed Leia. You have failed me for the last time. >> I think where the [ __ ] did he get this weapon from? Why does he have a bow? >> There are so many awful stupid things that happen in this movie. >> And it becomes the biggest thing in the world maybe in history. >> It's one of those ones. It's not just a great film, but it changed film forever. >> One gives me like the best feels like from my childhood. >> There are times when it's just like, dude, I just want to watch a movie. >> That's Star Wars. >> [music] >> Is everyone ready? >> [music] [music] >> How about that? >> If that doesn't get you quivering with anticipation, then I anything will. >> I'm sure if you imagine Wait, so how long is this going to be? Well, just think about it. >> Think about it. >> Just think about how long it will be. >> It's not a It's not a trick question really, is it? No, I'm I'm more just inviting you to ponder how long it would take for like an eapat for all the Star Wars movies >> to edit. >> They're not the shortest of films. All right. And we often talk a whole bunch and we like to talk about our Star Wars, >> boy. >> Fully edited. We don't even have 100% confirmation this is possible in the format we want to do it in. Okay. We will do everything that we can to ensure it will happen. But to be clear, this was alluded to as a plan a while back and then we realized how difficult it would be to make this especially because um when you're dealing with a movie that's like [ __ ] I don't know 1 hour 40 and you convert that into an e movies it takes time decent chunk of time but when you're doing two hour and a half movies takes a lot more time and uh well let's just say we've had some incredible work done by Well, I I do want to mention first that trailer was constructed in a [snorts] very short amount of time by a fellow called Sherlock Shepard, who's uh been helping me a treat with uh sorting out a bunch of crazy projects. It's um unreal the amount of time he constructed that for this anniversary, but also the uh the help he's given on the Star Wars EAT movies. We will make sure that you see uh the the credits are given, but myself, Fringy, Das, [ __ ] and uh Sherlock are the the four fellas who have been working on different movies in the arc. Um the plan is that I have them all and I'll stitch them into one huge video estimated at presumably, I could be way off with this, but I think I'm about right on 24 to 25 hours long. >> That's absurd. [laughter] Now, the only problem, of course, is that I'm not actually sure that YouTube's going to let me do that on the you the Moola channel. I think it will. I'm hoping it will. >> Uh, it might be too new. [clears throat] >> Uh, >> I'm not sure. >> I'm pretty sure I uploaded tests of uh Outlaws onto the Mooler channel, which is at least 17. So, worst case scenario, you'll get two hearts. >> That's some irony. Star Wars Outlaws, a Star Wars project, a terrible thing. Kind of might be coming in clutch somehow saving it. So, like I said, two halves at worst, but hopefully all in one. And then we are probably going to release them uh as individuals down the line just cuz uh a hell of a lot of work went into this thing. And uh it would be nice to sort of give different discussion hubs as well as you know bit more appreciation on the individual work for each one. But it is going to be quite the adventure and it will probably be longer than our anniversary stream [laughter] in total, but it's going to be fully edited, lots of commentary. And this uh this right here is the poster that Omega Ridley managed to come up with and it kind of illustrates what's going to be happening with this format. So, >> what you're getting is myself, free and uh platoon with Theo, Ryan, and Random in I want to say 99% of it. 98, 95, something like that. I think I think myself bringing in platoon are in every one. I I don't think I think Ryan's not in one of them. >> They're not in one out of in one out of 50 Star Wars movies. My brain's melted going to be in there. >> I think randoms in all of them. I I I can't quite remember, but I'm pretty sure that Theo missed at least one and Ryan missed at least one, but then the uh the force ghost you can spot there. I think you get between one and two appearances from each of them on different movies. Uh so, you know, and it's packed full of discussion about Star Wars. Plenty to look forward to. Now, of course, the last question is like all m is it coming out? Listen, I don't like to be definitive about these things because we have yet to complete it and I've yet to test all of the other things that are going to come with it. However, the plan I want to say is like the end. So, September 30th is the tentative earliest date. I look at people saying Christmas. No, apparently we're spoiling you guys. [laughter] and try to do a month from now. Okay. So, um so yes, that's uh that's that's the plan. All right. And um well, a lot of it's been completed, so it's definitely going to get to you. Just uh maybe not quite yet. So, that's pretty neat. >> It's very neat. Which means for now we can kind of kick on with the the remainder of this this here anniversary and get something set up here. Beautiful. This took a while by the way the filming and wrangling for all of that. [laughter] Just saying. And maybe it can lend some uh some some understanding for why we've been stacked on different elements lately in terms of getting things done. That's all. uh lots of appointments and scheduling and fixing things up, but my god, we're going to be dropping stuff, too. Yes, it's going to be wonderful. Now, I've constructed something here, and that is a handful of memes that relate to seemingly things at random, some stuff with DC, and then also some fan art. All right, I got stuff to show you. >> Some of this is rather amusing. >> I'm going to start with this thing. thing I found someone posted it where uh this is this is a fan who's talking about how uh they went to a panel Sunday night and this is about Kurt Russell being asked about his first convention experience and he said it was more or less what he expected except for the people >> was at a convention okay >> he's used to beingounded at airports to the point that he stopped signing entirely almost exclusively by people who were looking for his autograph to flip for sale he didn't like that and he said he expected the convention attendees to be the same kind of vibe said he was very surprised urprised hearing the stories people had for him, the words that were said, the way his work meant so much to so many people. It was like he was learning in real time what actual fans were. He said he'd never thought of acting as a particularly admirable profession. And after hearing and seeing actual fans all weekend, not just autograph flippers looking to make a quick buck, he realized there might be something more to all of this. He even thanked the crowd for showing him his perspective and talked about how grateful he was for his son Wyatt convincing him to do the convention cuz he'd never seen this side of things otherwise. That's Wyatt Russell, by the way. Uh, Walker, some people may not recognize him from other stuff, convincing his dad to go to a convention and it changed his view on acting. I thought that was kind of neat. >> Yeah, especially when he thought the thing he didn't expect was the fans cuz that sentence could have gone in a very different direction and I was half expecting it to, but it didn't, which is nice. >> Yeah. Is there a connection between the fact that Kurt Russell played Wyatt Herp in Tombstone and his son being Wyatt? Is that a historical figure that he you know really really liked or was that is there a connection there? Maybe it just maybe it stuck out to me. I don't know if anyone knew but Huh. Interesting. >> I guess we could Google it. >> I could but I'm tired [laughter] >> anyway. Typing is beyond me. might just do it. >> I've decided to do typing as well. Apparently, he did, >> but not because of the movie. Faster generally. >> He t faster than me. Yeah, cuz it Wyatt is not a It's not a like bizarre name, but it's an unusual name. So, the acting, the connection, fair enough. >> Well, neat. Anyway, moving on. We got some stuff to talk about soon as this uh video I made kicks in different things. All right, so I don't know if you heard, but Supergirl has been exposed for using AI in its production. And there was something funny that happened. Disgusting film posted it and then they deleted it >> and people were like, "Why'd you do that?" [laughter] >> Well, discussing [clears throat] this discussing film is a weasel. Yes. Is a cowardly weasel. Um, and yes, don't trust the account in terms of like it being some kind of representative that's just fair and honest. >> Fish or >> discussing fish is way better. Yes. Whatever. >> Or Wong updates. >> Wong [laughter] updates. >> Wong updates is high quality content. We we approve of everything they say. >> Yes. The uh they were having look at some AI lobo to decide. And obviously the um [laughter] this got it immediately slaughtered, right? Everyone just shot all over the film. Nice and easy. It's whatever. It's not expected at all that anyone would defend this, but Spider-Man has been interesting because it was an immediate test of integrity for a lot of people. It was like, "So, is Spider-Man [ __ ] too?" And they were like, "Ah, that's different because concept art book [laughter] versus the concept art. Okay, this is different." You know, [clears throat] >> maybe it's true that all those images in the concept art book were generated by AI that we then we have way more evidence of AI use for Spider-Man than we do. From what I've seen, it's like every other or something. There's a is a lower ratio than 100% for sure. And uh yeah, Capital said this is happening way more than you think. It's not unique to Supergirl. It's not unique to DC unless the director or production designer has explicitly forbidden it. I'd wager this is happening in every art department on every major film right now. And they also know that they need to never [ __ ] market with this ever again. They got to lock this down because it gets them in trouble. >> It's not for maybe a decade until people have moved. >> They can brute force it eventually, but right now it's not a good idea. You just like Sony with the discs and they will succeed. >> They will. Um, just to be clear, I was only involved in the good parts of the movie. The other parts 100% I'll call it. This is obviously just a meme post, but I thought it was funny after [laughter] the AI thing came out. It's like, oh [ __ ] [gasps] >> Um, good old James Gun. So, um, yes, uh, the lanterns got us 91 on Rotten Tomatoes and this account was like, wow, the upgrade is insane. Thank you, James Gun. when there was this huge [ __ ] thing about how James Gun's not to blame for Supergirl cuz he didn't direct it. He didn't direct. >> Well, but also but but also this is funny cuz remember we looked at this guy's uh tweets where he said that Supergirl was like a 9.5 out of 10 and then the next day was like, "Oh wow, the person who wrote Supergirl is going to write like Wonder Woman. We're in trouble." >> Yeah. Um, you can kind of just disregard like anything that uh >> No one's a um so what's interesting about this is just uh because I I do find this show insufferable. However, it's really interesting considering who owns it that this was a segment on there >> accusing you of running away. They're accusing you of losing. Rest assured, everyone believes you ran [ __ ] first as hard as you could straight into a brick wall. And second, I didn't realize the existence of repeated unsuccessful attempts was actually good news. That's huge for DC movies if true. >> Funny he is. >> People will laugh at it. >> But that that is like interesting given that Yeah. This is HBO show. >> Yeah. >> And that's just a public mocking of James Gunn and his control of DC. It's like, whoa. Well, seems like it's getting to be a more popular and popular sentiment. quote unquote mainstream. Yeah. It's It's no longer just a Twitter thing. >> Um, of course, not funny, but just uh notable, I would say. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, just so you know, [laughter] >> while all the doomsday and Spider-Man [ __ ] is happening with the uh [ __ ] announcement for the casting of X-Men, meanwhile, Eduardo Franco is playing a character named Tens in the People versus Gorilla Grod. You will be allies with garage. Matter eater lad's name is tenzel chem. >> That is a configuration [laughter] of words that has never existed until [laughter] now. >> Yeah. Like if I was reading like a Spanish tweet out loud, I know the the letters and the sounds, but because I'm not used to the words, I'd have to take it slow. I feel like this tweet is kind of in the same vein. >> Is is Gorilla Grod a good guy or a bad guy? >> He's a bad guy. He's a gorilla who I think tried to assassinate Obama at one point. >> I just >> The people versus gorilla is a show that is going to happen. That show is like absolutely that's happening. >> It really is. >> Isn't that Isn't that insane? And then people like, "Oh yeah, no, this is actually good for the This is like good cuz it's creative and and surprising or something like that." >> Is this HBO again? >> Yes. Yeah. Can you imagine >> being the poor sucker in charge of that thing and James Gun turns up and you have to say yes. >> They really thought this would all like super pan out. >> Yeah. Yeah, I think they did. >> The fact there probably was a world where like DC cornering high production value, high budget, and like prestige TV would have been a good alternative to the MCU in theaters. But that's not what we're going to get or have got or ever will get. >> So just a reminder, >> I mean, yeah, >> DCU chapter one, laugh my ass off. He really thought he was cooking here. And just uh the funny view of this and I want to show that first you understand would be uh the MCU equivalent. This meme's gone around as well. >> This is what it would look like if it was in the MCU. And again, you can imagine >> because there seems to be some intent on a new slate. Like if if Kevin Vag announced tomorrow we're doing Secret Wars, a few other things, and then we're going to hard reset the universe from ground zero, and uh it's going to be some familiar faces in terms of characters we're doing, but the story starts again. And he's like, "So, howling Commandos is the first TV show that's animated." Like, okay, >> Captain America, >> right? >> Like, right, right. Okay. Yes. Uh-huh. US agent is the it's like >> and bear in mind this would be season two >> season US agent. Yeah. >> People are like there's a season one >> and it's in a different continuity. >> Captain Carter the movie to follow that >> between seasons it swaps to [laughter] a new continuity like what is happening? >> Yes. Yeah. >> What is happening? And then Nova >> the Nova core, you know, that that that makes that's that's the equivalent for Green Lantern, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Or Lantern, I guess. Yeah. I don't know how you do that, but yes, Nova, of course. Why not? Sandman the movie. >> Yeah. Face. >> Wait, what? And then it's like Captain America 2, man out of time. >> And look at how many characters are in it because it's absolutely over stuffed. >> Yep. And then the Ben Urick show [laughter] with the leader. >> This is your this is your uh the people versus gorilla Grod. >> Yes. And then obviously these are bordering on speculation as to whether or not they're even confirmed, but you get Blackbolt and then Deadpool versus Wolverine. We'll just toss that in. That would be Was that Bane versus Deathstroke or something? >> Oh god. Yeah, that's like a thing that Bane versus Deathstroke before you even have Batman. I mean, the people versus gorilla god before you even have Batman. >> Well, during the entirety of the Batman movie, I'm going to be asking, well, where's Bane? Where's Bane? Where's he gonna where's he going to show up? >> And I think this helps illustrate how batshit insane James Gun's approach has been because people understand, I guess, >> better with Marvel as a language or something. But yes, absolutely [ __ ] insane leadership. And the results kind of speak for themselves. Or at least you should have expected those results. It's just a meme of uh I'm so bored. Which DCU project should I cancel next? Cuz yeah, he's got a bit of a graveyard developing already, too. >> Good job, Mr. >> It's not really him, is it? >> No, no, no. >> Wong updates. >> Okay. All right. Okay. >> So, this is something random I found. I have to be careful with the copyright cover here in chat. You're going to have to just sort of try. It's a bit dark, but I did send this to Fringy. Someone was just sharing Walking Dead series version subcategory 17 show, whatever, cuz it's been going on [ __ ] in in indefinitely. >> Huh? >> There's um there's a scene someone was sharing and they said, "What the [ __ ] is this show even anymore?" And I I thought to myself like, "Yeah, I'll give it a look. It's not going to be like I already thought the show was bad when I was watching it freaking like however many years ago." So, I was just like, "What'll it be?" I was not ready for this fre. Do you remember what this is? Uh, >> not right now, but you know, maybe. >> Well, because I'm I'm similar to you. I think I've seen like I have virtually no context of the show other than maybe like the first three or four episodes from the first season. So, okay. >> Oh, wait. Yes, I know what this is. >> That man is no good. I swear if I ever >> I'm sorry. Yeah, I get [laughter] >> um >> What the [ __ ] is happening? >> There is a lady zombie who's chained to a wall going. She's sort of talking but the lipstick doesn't match and it's like she's telekinetic or something. I don't know. >> I thought it was an obsession power that I can't [groaning and screaming] >> Hey, >> please. I miss you. >> He misses him. >> [laughter] >> I I I that's sad. Anyway, um >> obviously Walking Dead strange show a different approach to different things. [laughter] >> So this this is wonderfully a different translation of the I am a surgeon scene. Um >> and it's just nice to know what it sounds like in another language. There was there was a person who posted this being like, "Wait, is this what is this what like Japanese people feel when they see the English dub of [laughter] their favorite show?" [laughter] >> Right now, I got to show you this [ __ ] I know some people in chat will have seen this and you may see an appearance from this at some point in future. I have no idea yet. It could also be nothing, but I've actually played around with this thing. I showed fringing it. The idea is there's a game you can download the the thing itself, but then you get pieces that other people have like constructed in the mod section of certain websites where basically takes a scene from something and then it'll tear it up into the individual voice acted parts and the uh the sort of background sounds and then the actual visuals and it'll tell you to dub each part from each character one by one and then it'll piece it together and recreate the scene based on your contributions. And so, uh, here's an example with Family Guy. And this is this is good old I show speed. >> All right, the last one. >> All right, let's see if it's worth it. He's a family guy. All right, chat. Now, look, everybody who spamming L, I'm about to show you. >> Yes, it's called choice of voice. Luckily, people in chat know this better than me. Probably not >> a process. It will look everything was a process. Let me show y'all. >> Let's watch it. See, look. Ted, they say 73% talent. Okay, now now look. Let's watch it. It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. >> But where are those good oldfashioned values? [laughter] >> I mean, what did he expect it to sound good? >> I guess he did. I don't know. Sounds [laughter] so terrible. >> Oh my goodness. But he's 73.6% talented. >> Yes. Way better. [laughter] >> Laugh and cry. [laughter] >> Oh no. No. >> Gorgeous. >> I think that one was pretty funny, but this one's even better. >> Just don't freeze when you see her. [laughter] >> The facey base. >> I gave her like a like a Louisiana uh uh uh like witch doctor type accent there. >> That's the thing. >> Louisiana witch doctor. Why not? >> [clears throat] >> Oh, no need. Oko, I can handle this alone. [laughter] >> I will get knock out as quickly as pos. [laughter] >> I'm sorry. I can't I shouldn't have done it. Dude, >> just don't freeze when you see him. What are you talking about? I never freeze. [laughter] >> He sounds so ashamed. I love it. [laughter] >> 22.9%. >> Oh my god, >> bro. It's so >> brother is inunciating like it's the first time he's spoken English. >> Dude, it's [laughter] crazy. It's I got to watch it again. It's crazy. Hold on. I have to. [clears throat] Oh [ __ ] Oh >> no need okoy. I can handle this alone. >> The no need [laughter] is crazy. >> What are they doing in this movie? >> I will get naki out as quickly as possible. I can't. >> Just don't freeze when you see her. [laughter] >> Can you hear the Louisiana witch doctor though? >> Freeze. >> Freeze. [laughter] Yeah, that that that cinjun ba you Caribbean kind of mix. >> What are you talking about? >> I never freeze. >> I really did try. >> Did you know? >> This is a great fun fact about the Charlie's Angels movie that got made that I bet none of you even remember even happened. >> I sort of remember people talking about it mildly cuz it flopped horrifically and no one saw it. >> Here's Kristen Stewart talking about it in retrospect. that it takes men an additional 7 seconds to perceive this was a mouthful at the time. A woman as a threat compared to a man. Did you know that it takes men an additional 7 seconds to perceive a woman as a threat compared to a man? >> Uh yeah, I remember saying that. That was from a a little film called The Charlie's Angels. >> It takes men an additional 7 seconds to perceive a woman as a threat compared to a man. We wanted a strong opener, you know, we wanted to really like broadcast what the movie was about. It was a good idea at the time. Um, I hated making that movie. [laughter] I don't know what else to say to you. Honestly, the three you can't touch like Cameron, Lucy, and Drew. I love that movie. I love that movie. If that says anything, >> just so you [ __ ] know. I don't know if you saw the Charlie's Angels with those three, but they're not uh they're not the same, let's just put it that way, as the uh the newer one. What's so funny to me? capture the magic >> is this was the one if you remember the meme where it said like men don't watch the new Charlie's Angels you're not welcome or something like that and then there was an article on the same [ __ ] website later that said why aren't men watching the new Charlie's Angels remember that remember that back and forth >> I think I remember it yeah >> y >> it was in that a that era >> and you have like it's a remake that's supposed to be all you know we're going to do it the right way and do the interesting I think it's Elizabeth Banks that directed that right >> and um >> and it's it's like yeah and then and then in retrospect First of all, she hated it. And secondly, just watch the originals. [ __ ] it. That's the conclusion. Like, what was the point? Why' you even Why did you >> America Ching? >> Now, Nick made me aware of this. I think Fring, you've seen this already. >> Anthony Star has done some very hilarious ads for a crappy mobile game. I don't even know why. Like, it's he turned down >> funny. I guess >> the thing that fascinates me is he turned down Mortal Kombat to voice Homelander like the appearance of him in the game to instead do this >> is being overrun by fake games and I need your help. Download Last War, [music] the new viral mobile game, and help bring truth back to the American way. Okay, here we go. Last War. All right, I'm multiplying, which is great cuz I need to kill all these little red men, and there's more of me to do it. Shooting the tires out, killing more, scoring points, points, points, points, points, points. >> [laughter] >> Let him go. >> Why? >> He play He played more of Total War than High Top played of Marvel Secret Attack Forest or whatever it is. >> Dude, you're on like a TV show. >> I know. What the [ __ ] is this? [laughter] What happened? Why was this ne >> Maybe he's got like a horrific gambling addiction or something. >> Maybe. Maybe he likes the game. That could be it. >> Yeah. Oh, and now there's a lot more of me, which is better to shoot on these tires. It's great. I got to say I [laughter] uh cuz there there are many ads that are like this. I don't know why, but it drives me crazy to see them fail so spectacularly at the game. >> I know that obviously >> it it is on purpose. Yes, it's the same formula. Usually there'll be some amount of development of the, you know, the army and then there'll be this thing where they can't make up their mind on which thing they want to shoot and then it knocks out half of them like and then it always gets to a point where the big chongo guy that comes and hits them all and wipes them out. Uh they just have too few guys or two weak a weapon to to take out. It's the same every time. I could do it. >> Well, I I'm I'm sure that it was figured out like that. That's the best way to do it. But it's very annoying to still see that happen because like how do you fail? >> If they win this game, >> if they win, then you're experiencing victory vicariously through them. So, you don't might not even feel the need to want to play it because in your mind, you've sort of already won. Like, yeah, he did it. I kind of watched him do what I knew he was going to do. I'd aced two. No real point. Now I'm going to multiply into a whole gang of blue guys to take out the red guys. Particularly this big >> like look at that. Look at Yep. And then the big guy comes and >> download Last War the new viral mobile game. So watch me play the best mobile game of 2024. >> Oh god Last War. >> All right. I'm multiplying. >> It's called Last War. It's going viral because the developers made a video game. >> He's trying to track pre-recorded footage as if to be a big iPad. It's very funny cuz it clearly is ahead of him. >> Off the fake game and the ads. Watch. >> Why am I in danger? >> Cuz you're beating me in Last War Survival. >> Oh, oops. Um, [laughter] look, came over for me. >> All in a day's work. >> See how they got that one through Amazon's copyright department. >> Well, I guess they can't own Anthony Star having red eyes. You're just going to pause it here and keep talking about [laughter] >> I absolutely am. It's gonna make you guys happy this wonderful >> This is amazing. This is one of the best videos you're going to see all day, all week, all year. Gosh darn it. >> I'm going to watch it right now. >> Yeah. Nom nom nom nom. Nom [laughter] >> that feels adlived like he made it up. >> I will say that reminiscent to me of him getting up on stage at Comic-Con and screaming. >> Yes, it does. He's got that slightly like safely unhinged energy. >> Yeah, safely unhinged. fully committed to this specific thing that you're trying to create. In this case, >> maybe the lid's open. It's hinged, but the lid's just open. Like it it's pllopped back and you could pop it on safely whenever you'd like. But, you know, >> I wanted to make you guys aware of uh uh autism Barbie. >> He comes with a fidget spinner, a tablet for communication, noise cancelling headphones, and bendable elbows and wrists for stmming. Isn't this offensive though? Like you autisms have fidget spinners as a accessory as a you know like you >> look do you want representation or not? >> No. I uh if you had like fireman Barbie or policeman Barbie and they get the accessories. Autism Barbie gets to have a fidget spinner. I just I just immediately thought like what [laughter] does >> are fidgets when did this come out? Cuz fidget spinners are is there >> they kind of out of style, right? >> Oh 2026. I Yeah, fidget spinners were like a That was like five, four, four or five years ago. Is it? >> Yeah, but it takes like six years to clear Barbie R&D, I think. >> Yeah. Yeah. And they do spin a long time from what I've seen. >> Well, hopefully this I'm imagining bendable elbows and wrists. For some reason, Mr. Fantastic came to mind. Is are autistic people stretch? No >> stretchy. >> They can't be that stretchy. Well, it would be a pain in the ass to bend the wrists of a Barbie doll like they are stmming cuz like how would you hold it? You have to hold like the the hand with like the wrist and then move it back in the hand back and forth. That's got to be a pain in the ass. >> Aggravating. >> This is Call of Duty right now. >> Yes. I've got a a couple clips that are kind of themed toward this cuz this was seen a long time ago. I don't even know which game this is from, but it's it's the kind of thing when you're an older Call of Duty player. Let's say that. Let's just say an older school one >> kind of us. Yeah. >> When you see this um >> Why is it shot like this is a mobile game ad? >> I [laughter] like there's something about the movements and the motions where it's framed like it's a mobile game advertisement. >> We need we need Nick Dior to translate this. Is one of these the Fanta skin? That looks delicious. Eat it. Oh, >> I wonder if this is a result of zombies getting way more crazier over time and then it infects the main game or something. >> Yeah, maybe. >> I don't. So, you just you press the inspect button and it just plays that movie every time. When will you do this? You'll do it once and be like, "Okay, >> will you just do this in a match? You'll do this in a game >> for you for your own amusement? Do other people see it? That that's actually a big question. Do other player if you inspect it, do other players see this happening? Did they model it such that your third person character is going through all this? Or is it literally just for you? >> Because you can go around hunting people using them and just shoot them because they can't fire back, which is what they deserve. >> [ __ ] bizarre. >> They should be killed in a video game. >> If you told me that was Marath then I would believe you. Oh, this this is a this is an important little clip. I I don't know if you've seen this rags, but >> Oh, the Modern Warfare 4. I have I've seen a few little clips going around about how much this game is a nightmare and I'm going to go within a million miles of it. >> Have you seen the tactical nuke animation? >> No, I have not. >> Well, you're about to, baby. And accompanied by a modern gamer. Well, maybe maybe before uh for those of you who don't remember, back in the uh back in the uh the old days, the old days of Modern Warfare 2, which wasn't even that long ago, >> Grandpa's Card, >> uh if you used a tactical nuke, it would kill everybody. It the game would end. Everybody would be dead and it would kind of end with an ominous silence >> rather than like the the victory music or anything. kind of interesting like in terms of a a thing that it's trying to facilitate sort of as an experience. But um that's what it was back in back in the old games. But things I guess have changed since then. >> Yes, they have. >> I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. >> I called it. >> Oh [ __ ] >> It's like a mobile ad. It really is. >> Yeah. Yo, let's go. >> Oh, that that was like, man, the onetwo punch. >> The onetwo punch. >> Oh, >> let's go, bro. >> Oh. >> Oh, someone else got one, too. >> Not bad. THAT COULD BE THE FIRST MW4 NUKE EVER, BRO. IT COULD BE. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. YO, let's [ __ ] go, >> man. The the one the onetwo punch of flipping off a nuclear explosion as you're getting like I guess whisked away by a plane with him going like, "Yo, follow. [laughter] Let's [ __ ] go, bro. Let's go. Let's go. Let's Do they not get annoyed that they all say the same thing? Everyone says, "Let's go." >> Let's go. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, cuz I'll say it sometimes because it's like a sort of a thing that you say every once in a while, but I it's not like the one thing I say. So, >> terrible [ __ ] night, guys. Someone broke into my car and left a copy of Black Ops 7 in it. Stay safe. [laughter] >> Is so [clears throat] a random video I caught >> and the uh the title of this was like, "Yes, I was supposed to film the so to speak main attraction, but I got distracted." I just have a feeling that Fringy particularly is going to love this this guy's enthusiasm. You see that tree? See that tree? Yeah. You see that tree? Keep your eyes on the tree. [laughter] >> He's so excited. [laughter] >> The man loves his narcotics. Are you not entertained? I would be [ __ ] >> Oh, man. >> locked in on him. I just be like, "Wow, >> that tree." >> He's like, I'm going to be wearing the Mickey suit one day. >> Yeah. >> So, this and with a lot of these, they might be staged, but I'd prefer to just believe them. So, this is a place where they were just about to close and someone's coming in to get an order. >> Hi, it's 9:58. Can I still order? >> Oh, yeah, of course. What can I get for >> Can I have two large cheese pizzas, please? >> Yeah, of course. Damn it. [laughter] >> Wait, are they about to close? >> Two minutes from closing and he's ordering a bunch of food. I love the Damage. [laughter] 10 veggie pockets [laughter] >> and uh yes pizzas. >> Three buffalo mac and cheese pizza for anything else for [laughter] you. >> Uh can I have a 10 mozzarella sticks and some papa bites, please? >> I didn't realize how hungry I was all of a sudden. That'll do it. Sorry, it's going to be about 10 to 15 minutes already. >> I don't. >> So, now we got some I got some beautiful podcast clips. I'm not even sure what these shows are. I just saw people sharing them and I thought they were amazing. >> I don't believe he's a Vietnam veteran. >> Neither do I. >> I actually don't like him at >> But just to open, he says he does not support Chat GPT at all. >> I want to I want to make that very clear, but I do want to know if I'm handsome and >> and I'm biased. I'm I'm your best friend that you could [ __ ] >> Yeah. Want to take a picture of me? [laughter] >> So, is this what you sent? >> Yes. I think you're a good-looking guy. From this photo alone, here's what stands out. Strengths, eyes, they're very striking. The light color and direct gaze draw attention immediately. One thing I remember from your earlier haircut photos is that you were wondering whether the cut suited YOUR FACE. [laughter] OH [ __ ] OH, [laughter] >> I I did used to use chat chat BT a bit and that was very embarrassing. That was incredibly embarrassing. >> Dude, you asking like were you said like >> dude, how do I look? [laughter] >> Just to be clear, the [ __ ] AI was like, I could give you a review based on your past photos. He didn't think it would recall. >> He's trying to sell it as though this was the first time. I think that's uh it's pretty amusing to get your >> embarrassing. That's a bit of a >> get [ __ ] by the AI who's just trying to help you. >> Yeah, that's right. Take a whole [ __ ] [screaming] >> So, I mean like that guy I just got exposed. It's the exact the exact same thing we're doing as a bit. >> Might be the first time robots managed to expose a human, but there'll be plenty more. Time goes on. >> It's like, Bill, last time you did THIS FOR REAL. [laughter] UH, [ __ ] REALLY? don't think it's like a serious thing that we could be and maybe should be concerned about that all of Nolan's best movies are like these extremely dense complex stories and and movies with extremely dense and complex concepts that like people that are my mother's age don't even can't even watch Inception and like that's what we consider like the cream of the crop for Nolan and then like we're doing the Odyssey which is a by comparison like staunchly simple story. You don't think you can make the argument about the Dark Knight trilogy? It's a man dressed as a bat fighting bad guys. >> No, I I I I think I think that his Batman movies are are way more complex than that. >> Okay. You don't think he could do that with the Odyssey? >> Oh, so he You think he's going to complex it up? >> I think he Yes, I think he can make the Odyssey one of the most popular stories in the history of the world. I think he could make that interesting. >> So I No, I I agree. I I [laughter] think he can complex it up. There's just nothing that about anything. >> You went back to the stupid argument. Sometimes I want like for me I know a lot about the or some about the Odyssey. I don't want to fall into a Dunning Krueger trap because we read a bunch of the stories like in school growing up because it's classical like foundational literature in grade school and high school and stuff. So I wonder did I guess no one else did that. I guess I was just the freak who read that stuff in school. The way that people talk about this stuff to be fair up >> this this person has got a very unique point of view that I don't think you've heard from anybody before. No, there's >> now I have to call you an idiot again. >> Nothing that I've seen from it that makes me think that he is doing that. >> What would you need to see? >> I don't know. Some weird time [ __ ] in one of the trailers or something. >> You You [laughter] wanted to introduce time travel into the Odyssey. And thenism. >> Oh my god. >> There's no time travel in Interstellar, but there's some weird time [ __ ] in Interstellar. There's no time travel in the Dark Knight, >> but there's some weird time [ __ ] in the Dark Knight. [laughter] >> What? Wait, what? I with this I'd be confused. I feel like everything to me of like there's some weird time [ __ ] in the Dark Knight. >> What? >> I'd feel like my Spider-Man mug was [laughter] laced with LSD. >> What? >> Dark Knight plays with time. >> Stop it. Stop it. I'm correct. >> What time stuff? >> I like how he calms down and [laughter] asks >> What's the time stuff? >> Calms down so calmly. In the Dark Knight, we don't we aren't quite sure what's the timeline of the film, how long it takes place, all stop. [laughter] >> That's okay. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> The Odyssey is going to be bad because we don't know the timeline of The Dark Knight. I'm going to kill myself. [laughter] It's good conclusion. >> That is wild. >> Yeah. So, I'm going to I'm just going to start with my low because it's pretty obvious that I broke my penis. Uh, and it is extremely painful and I I feel like I've talked about it a lot and kind nauseium, but like I I just feel like I can't What What else could my low possibly be? >> I think that's your low for the I've heard something you can do your penis. >> I'm not sure how it works exactly, >> but I've I've heard of this before. It is possible. >> Like he's got erectile dysfunction. >> I think you can like snap it kind of >> There's a lot of bone in there. >> Oh, are you saying like what did he do to do it? I don't know. >> Well, I mean, yeah. So, what do you do to do it? And how physically does it I don't understand. >> Like he can pee through it, I assume. Uh presumably I you know I can't answer any of these questions. I do not know >> I would yeah I don't know >> year >> it might be it's that or my grandmother's passing >> oh close >> which by the way like have two within two weeks of each other >> which you are using >> it's been a tough July >> and grandmother to not be hard is what you said. >> This is true unfortunately >> you're using one tragedy to alleviate the pain of the second. Unfortunately, that's something we went into detail about on the Patreon. >> A pretty crazy 10 seconds, you [snorts] know. Say I like I guess my penis if my penis was to stop being able to function, that would impact my daily life more than my grandmother being alive, I guess. Um, but I don't I would you trade your grandma for a functional penis? >> I I don't know how we got here actually in a way, but you know, >> I think it's a fair hypothetical. And I think by the way this this ep this this anniversary started you're a coward cutoid if you run away [laughter] from hypothetical. >> I am simply provid Some people thought they were getting one more video and look at this. They're getting a cavalcade. Oh >> look at this rags. What is this rags? What's happening? Look rags. Rags. Look look look what's happening. >> It's a French person putting purple on rug. What in the world will he be doing? >> I ran away from the grandma penis questioning [snorts] and platoon. >> Obviously. >> Hey, I was on your side. >> Obviously, you guys have figured this out. He's trying to He's trying to dye his rug, but he's French. That's the problem. >> Why would he spread it around so unevenly? He's He's getting there. He's getting there. You stepped on it with socks, you [ __ ] >> No wonder the Nazis steamrolled these guys. >> What are all of these? I don't know. [laughter] Oh no. Oh no. Here we go. Like I don't know what any of these noises are. Like Okay. [crying] >> At what point do you give up? I want you. [laughter] >> Never. This is the unbreakable French spirit. [crying] [laughter] >> Oh my god. It's turned into a [laughter] a McDonald's slurry. [screaming] >> At least it's what got That's not the face. I didn't expect that. >> So, it all worked out in the end. >> It did. >> So, the moral of the story is despite how ridiculous and overly complex and stupid and pointless many of the steps are along the way, as long as it works out in the end, go >> then it works out in the end. Yeah. >> The moral of the story is don't be French. >> Well, that was the subtext. Now, the only reason I found this video was because I'd found a different one and this one was used as an example of it when it went good, like when it resulted well, a thing that he does cuz he's a wacky fellow who does all kinds of things apparently. >> I believe you. >> And the other one is handily narrated by uh I think it's ong. So, okay. Wait, >> you seen that video of that weird French guy who fills his bathtub with Orbeez and it just keeps getting worse from there. >> What's [laughter] an Orbeez? An Orbee is like they're like little beads and they expand to be about the size of a marble. >> And uh this guy fills his bathtub with them and then they start coming out of his sink or they >> Oh my [laughter] god. Oh my god. >> Oh no. This is already a bad result, but it gets worse. >> Hard like >> coming out of >> Yeah, they're jealous. No, it gets worse. [laughter] Toilet. >> I hope. Oh my god. I hope you flush that before you did this. [laughter] >> Start coming out of his sink. So, he starts panicking. So, he starts like uh he starts vacuuming him up and then uh it breaks his [ __ ] vacuum and then he starts trying to like pour salt on it cuz he read online that salt would make them unexpand. And then raw sewage just starts getting pumped up through [laughter] his [ __ ] like sink. And then uh he goes outside and they're like jamming up the [ __ ] like they're pouring out through the the sewers. >> It's like domestic terrorism. >> Yes. >> There's this You're saying there's an actual video of all this going on. >> There's an actual video of this guy [ __ ] panicking and like ruining his entire municipal plumbing system apparently. >> Yeah. Yeah. For like the whole neighborhood, too. like and and he gets like a note from like the authorities like if you have any information on [laughter] trying to track him down whoever did this on >> who's caused this [laughter] freaking out. >> Oh my goodness. >> So, moving on swiftly to more memes. You have this uh this person in Discord. Who could this be? Coraline gave me Luigi's Mansion vibes as a kid. Metal Gear Solid 1 also gave me Luigi's Mansions vibe as a kid. I love media where a character navigate in a dangerous building. And then this person responds, "Guy who's only ever played Luigi's Mansion and never experienced any other media." Now they respond, "One day you're going to fall and you'll lay there bleeding until your vision fades and your heart stops." >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> Oh my god, that seems excessive. >> It just seems extreme for a fan of Luigi's Mansion to be saying that. [laughter] He's like, "Oh Jesus." Do you think Luigi would be proud of you for saying that? I don't think so. >> Luigi told him to say it. >> Luigi does have an edgy streak. >> Is Luigi in the room with this now? >> You just caused a suicide. How do you feel? This is some some Xbox chatter. >> You're literally still talking to me doing it now. How should I do it? Hi. [laughter] >> This is This is Ronnie's dad. Do you know Ronnie? >> No. >> Nope. [laughter] He's dead. My baby's dead. So, you just found your son's dead and you jumped on his [laughter] Xbox, >> bro. It's my turn on the Xbox. >> Oh, this shit's funny. >> Yeah, by the way, I think it's probably worth like saying this this era of like video games, it is gone. It will never come back. And it was so awesome that I got to experience it. Like when people say the internet used to be like the wild wild west, gaming kind of was that as well. You could just you could just you could unsolicited just send other Xbox users not just text messages but voice messages. You could just do that and it was amazing because for example people get creative and you'd end up with something like this. >> Hey, you're just mad cuz I'll be able to do something with my [ __ ] guitar and hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life, kid. So yeah, you're gay. [music] >> [laughter] >> You're gay. >> But do you feel like you have to be there? >> So, you may have seen this before, I don't know, but it was [ __ ] borderline terrifying. So, this is like an exclusively 100% AI made channel. It's just a disaster of the future where they take like I don't know. I don't even know where the human starts >> scenarios, >> but it's like they they feed, I don't know, a premise of a connection to an idea of a script into chat GPT that then feeds that into like a AI voice that feeds that into visuals that supposed to match as vaguely as possible and just post the video. Apparently, this is a thing on YouTube, a lot of channels that do this, >> but a lot of them get posted without getting checked, if you will, because it's just like a farm. So, boom, boom, boom, boom. >> Just pump them out. Yeah. Who's got time to check them? This ain't about quality. This is about quantity. >> And so this is just your run-of-the-mill AI video doing its AI thing. And then something happens. >> That's the question. And for a lot of people, the answer this year seems to be not quite. The show will happen. The stadium will likely fill up one way or [music] another. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. WHOA. >> [laughter] >> WHAT? >> OH MY GOD. [laughter] >> He's drowning. like [laughter] >> to me that is actually indistinguishable from genuine WWE commentary. So I I I don't think there's a problem there. >> Would kill every [ __ ] one of them. >> That's Clint Eastwood. >> That's not >> That's CLINT EASTWOOD. WHAT THE [ __ ] >> It's Spider-Man. >> That's [ __ ] me. >> You shouldn't. [laughter] >> That's my [ __ ] picture. >> That's Peter Parker. >> That ain't Peter Parker. That is [ __ ] me. >> I enjoy this woman's way of speaking. Very funny. >> This is [laughter] depend. This could be exceedingly cruel and you should never actually do it. But in this moment, selfishly, this is very funny. I >> have a question. Do you have another old lady meme? A specific one in this? >> I do. >> Oh, that's fantastic. Okay, I'm really glad to >> I'm looking forward to seeing that one. >> I'm being made I got to Do you guys mind chatting for a second? I've got to check something. >> I would love to chat for a second because I mean we have to return to Well, no, we'll just do that at the end. That's we'll use it to wrap it up and then we'll uh we'll we'll settle that once and for all. >> Good memes, you know, and there's a lot of variety. >> These are solid. Yeah, >> I I do I mean like the AI stuff with old people. I mean, it's it's going to hit them. I It's It's going to be rough. Don't be very careful when you when you do that sort of thing. >> You say it's going to hit them. No, they're going to hit themselves. My mom recently tried to touch up AI pictures wi-i with AI pictures of her best friends and their family and did not notice that it just put entirely different faces on all of them. And so she showed it to us. She was really proud to say, "Oh, look like this was really dark. We couldn't see anyone." Um but now now look how clear it is. And then cuz she needs glasses to see things these days and she hadn't worn them yet. So we looked at it as like who the [ __ ] is that guy? You've just like invented an entire family of people and they're now on your shelf. >> That's >> so old people will [ __ ] themselves. >> Even when I was uh like oh I um we had we had a similar run in. So I got I got old relatives and they like puzzles. Old people love puzzles. All right. They do it. They can sit down. They can take a snooze. It's all good. But they got a puzzle from someplace and it was like clearly AI. It was like kittens on the beach or some [ __ ] like that with sand castle. Obviously AI. It was just a box that you get at a store. Obviously AI puzzle that you put together. And we we pointed out to some of them like, "Oh yeah, this is AI." Like a human didn't make this. You see, then we pointed out all of the things that were just weird and bizarre and crazy about it, you know, and this stuff's just on the shelf. You go to the stores and you have like like we were at Cracker Barrel. I like Cracker Barrel's food. All right. Cracker Barrel is pretty consistent, but you know, the oldtime country store in and in the gift shop because every Cracker Barrel has a gift shop and a restaurant. The gift shop had just like handbags and purses and stuff that just had like obviously AI generated animals and cute pictures on it. And I'm like, well, >> I've been made aware of a bizarre development that we will get to, but not just yet. You I don't know if it's a one you guys will believe. You probably will. It It makes kind of sense, but it's still kind of nuts. Anyway, >> son of a [ __ ] Look here. Look at Shrek. They even got my [ __ ] cigarette. [laughter] >> Oh, hell no. Oh, [ __ ] They even got me looking like Will on Stra things. [laughter] >> Strike. >> Look at this [ __ ] That old battle >> axe >> smoker grand [laughter] cigarettes [ __ ] Oh hell no. >> Alzheimer's [ __ ] >> Alzheimer. [laughter] >> By the way, I I will say that like hopefully she recovers from this mentally, but kudos to the effort and the work that it took to set all this stuff up. >> She might be in on it, but I choose to be amused anyway. >> Openheimer Graham. I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ] WHAT IT IS. >> WHEN DID YOU STAR in that movie? >> I AIN'T NEVER BEEN IN THAT [ __ ] MOVIE. AND LOOK AT THERE'S GRANNY. >> Look at that. >> It's Barbie. >> AND YOU GOT YOUR BIG ASS IN IT. >> You sure you just don't remember starring in that movie, Gran? >> I ain't never been in that [ __ ] movie, [ __ ] You know it. >> [ __ ] posters over. >> She says it like she's been in other movies. >> [ __ ] [laughter] movie. Well, ma'am, you need to check your memory because those are four Emmy nominated movies you started. >> Damn, four Emmys for those movies. >> They get Oh my gosh. This is like Reckless Ben. He's roping in the employees for his uh his videos. >> Might be the only movie that ever got four Emmys. >> Yes, a few of these >> robot robot Olympics. And yeah, a lot of clips came out of it, including this one, which I was certain this was AI and a lot of other people were, but apparently this one's real. >> Oh, [laughter] >> no. He bisected himself. >> Didn't that one break like the human record for that distance? I think one did exploded. >> It looks like he had a grievous death. This is I I'm very curious what you guys' opinions are on this story. >> Don't see every day a humanoid robot chasing a herd of wild boars. [laughter] >> Yeah, this is a cyberpunk dystopia. They warned us. [clears throat] >> Of course, this is what we end up with. This is it. >> Viral video from Poland shows a robot named Edward. [laughter] >> The robot named Edward is chasing balls. Like why? >> Wild. They just Oh my god. >> The Warsaw neighborhood. Edward can be heard shouting, "Go away!" in Polish as the [laughter] animals fled into the forest. >> Then waving goodbye. >> I thought that was funny. >> You [laughter] torment the fur bunker. >> Okay. >> So said that was not a wave rag. Oh my god, it's Poland. >> I am once again aware of this because of Nick Dioro. He showed it on his stream, so some people in chat will know about this, but I'm just going to let this play cuz I love it. >> Is protected by a nearly 12t thick steel reinforced concrete ceiling. On top of that is a few feet of compacted earth. Alongside this, to give the high command more protection, the floor is 6 1/2 ft thick, and each room is protected by walls over 1 m wide. This guard post is his only way in or out. >> Elimin Burgdorf comes out and asks Vidling what he needs that's so urgent. Vidling responds. >> I need to speak to the Fura immediately. >> The Fura cannot speak to you right now. I will relay the message. >> This message is for me to give to the Fura. The city is in cows. Let me through. >> Burgdorf looks at him suspiciously. The soldiers gripped their guns tighter. By this stage of the war, trust had nearly vanished. Treachery was on the rise and confidential information was being leaked to enemies daily. Something they could have avoided if they had incogn. In the US alone, [laughter] identity theft happened every 22 seconds with each victim. >> Oh god. If only Hitler had used incogn [laughter] allies. >> Demonic [clears throat] is how people describe this. It's like, [laughter] how did you go from one of the most intense descriptions of the bunker in the final hours? They just go, "If only Hitler had cock." [laughter] >> Dude, that's not to [ __ ] genius. I love it. Quite funny. I'm not going to lie. access to top [laughter] mental health professionals from better health >> like the transitions that people come up with like particularly in these types of videos like to sneak into the ads. It's fascinating to see the different strategies that are employed for how to be like yeah we can just sort of slide into that ad. This is pretty crazy. >> There's such a thing as too smooth. >> Yeah. I mean where it's it's like this is kind of like okay the there needs to be a very clear delineation and this is kind of just I don't know this one I don't like this one. >> You're saying there's not a clear delineation between Nazi documentary and >> no it tries to incorporate itself in in a way that's a bit too it tries to be too slick instead of like a like a wink wink nudge nudge just like our sponsor D if they had HelloFresh then something like or a person doing it or whatever. I I don't know. There's something about this one. I don't know. Maybe maybe it's just the Hitler connection. Maybe I'm just thinking about Hitler again. >> Imagine Hitler had Marvel Strike Force. He would have been fine. >> God, he would get he wouldn't get anything done because he'd be spending all of his Deutsch marks >> on Spider-Man and Hulk >> on upgrading his superheroes and the German army would be well actually it means he wouldn't he'd be too busy to give his military and um developmental R&D advice to the to the Vermach and beyond which means we might have had a rougher time of it. >> Mhm. losing an average of $500. >> But now he's claiming his name is me. >> Give it to him. >> All right, this is technically on theme. That's all I'll say. >> And he lives across the hall and he's always sticky. Weird dude. Since Doctor Strange's memory wipe spell erased all record of Peter Parker from existence, we must temporarily undo the runes of cop call to even remember his history. Ah, there we go. Peter Parker's MCU story technically begins right here. Holy [ __ ] [laughter] Holy. >> Oh my god. >> He's He's talking about like the birthday on the the the card. I'm pretty sure it is 911, but it's just like what Eric jokes [laughter] like what what is this like Rockstar game or like >> New Rock? I'm pretty sure >> new rock stars and Oh, cuz that's like a normie >> one of the most bizarre jokes ever and I kind of like it's like the f my favorite thing he's ever done on his channel honestly. >> I kind of appreciate I really do like what a jeez just going for the 911 joke in your Spider-Man. >> Yeah, >> this sounds like an overview or something to catch up. >> No, Frankie, you know this one, right? Uh, well, I only see static, so no, I don't. Oh, well, then I'll just let it play because it'll you'll you'll know, but you'll love it anyway. [laughter] >> Oh, no. [laughter] >> God damn, Tune. What the [ __ ] [laughter] >> Play that again. Not the 911. >> No. GO BACK TO 911. >> [laughter] >> THIS IS LIKE THIS IS CATASTROPHIC. >> This is 911. [laughter] >> His pads fall down. >> He just big white [laughter] the splendage all over his crack in his back. >> DAMN, JUNE. What the [ __ ] >> God [laughter] damn it. What the [ __ ] Open the door to that. >> You're not. >> There you go, Frey. [laughter] This one is brilliant. >> I Yeah, this is this would be competitive. One of my favorite memes of the year. I love this one. >> Oh, really? [laughter] >> I found that the hard way >> the last time that I tried this. >> Not again. >> And I haven't seen this with any other [laughter] sodas before. And I just don't think it's going to be as crazy >> experimental. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Not again. [laughter] [laughter] >> Jump. [gasps] >> Oh my goodness. >> Top [ __ ] TM. >> I hope she made it. >> It's the reverb. It's the reverb. [laughter] that one where it plays >> out of the >> where it plays for like a split second but the reboot goes crazy and it's just echoing through the whole [laughter] thing. It's amazing >> like a horror film. >> Now again Nick Dur made me aware of this one. So there was a recent battle uh in the octagon with Kevin Conor McGregor and other person because I know nothing about this stuff >> and >> I've heard of Conor McGregor. this guy. It was It was an incredibly disappointing I it I don't chat. Was it like the most disappointing one ever fight? I don't know. It would have been pretty bad, I think. Uh ended really quickly. But this fella here, he's a commentator and we're going to going to try and see his perspective ON IT. THINK HE TOOK A WEIRD STEP WITH HIS LEG. OH, HIS LEGS [ __ ] NO. CONOR MCGREGOR'S FOOT WENT FUNNY AFTER HE THREW A KICK and now he's on the ground with Max Holay on top throwing shots. Looking for up kicks >> like if I >> Good right hand from Holay on top. McGregor on bottom position to start. Looking for up kicks on bottom. I don't know what just happened with his foot, but he's up. >> Oh, he looks slow, chat. He looks so slow. >> No, dude. He's falling OVER HIS FOOT. WHAT THE [ __ ] MAN? NO. >> I'M BEATEN. [laughter] >> HOAY LOOKING FOR A FINISH. MCGREGOR SAYING HE'S FINE. Just do it. GOOD SHOTS FROM HOLLOWAY. McGregor looking for up kicks, but his left his right foot is [ __ ] >> He just looks so He's like, he's >> But his right foot is [ __ ] He's going to have to go orthodox. >> Disoriented. Oh, like can't even step forward ever. I hate this sport. I never want to watch it ever again. [laughter] >> Oh my god. Don't kill yourself. >> Was [laughter] this expected to be like a big fight? >> Yeah, >> that was the hope. >> Worst result ever. I never want to watch this sport ever again. [laughter] >> Conor McGregor throws a jumping kick. >> Completely snaps his foot on the ground. His legs finished forever and he never was able to come back. And he WINCES IN PAIN. [ __ ] I [ __ ] HATE MY LIFE. [laughter] >> Oh my gosh. This was he makes me think he bet on him. THIS IS ONE [ __ ] ESCAPE I GET AND IT'S [ __ ] [laughter] >> Oh no. I'm relatable. Holy [ __ ] That is sad. Actually, >> you probably I will say it, as somebody who's not very familiar with this sport, it does seem like it's really set you up for disappointment, right? Because of the fact that there's like no sort of fixed time that is meant to be sort of for play or, you know, a set number of laps, right? There's like I guess it can just end in like a minute, >> you know? Whereas like in other sports, you I I guess, you know, on the flip side, the suffering can last forever. Well, not forever, but you know, for a lot longer. But, you know, god damn. I don't know. This is just This is rough. >> I feel really bad for him. Yeah. Jeez. He was really going into this thinking this is going to be an awesome fight. I'm going to comment on it. It doesn't show his view numbers, but I'd be curious if he's like a upandcomer. Is that the 03 there? Is that the Who knows? Poor guy. AND MCGREGOR IS JUST LIMPING AROUND LIKE MY [ __ ] nan [laughter] sport man her into this. She's an actor in a big moment of [ __ ] >> Stop having people scroll. >> Okay, this is [ __ ] wonderful. >> Oh no. >> This is the you you should already know. If you if you know, you know. I'm just going to let it play. It's wonderful. through every mispronouncing words and waiting for her to make a mistake so they can try to delegitimatize every effort that she is making to get to the bottom of this thing. Legitimatize people were just trying to delegitimatize why the crime scene was immediately paved over and the soil was esavated. This caricature of of Candace Owens there has been so much toxicity. All the toxicity >> toxicity I am saying this in its true uh genative meaning. It is a bianial joint military operation. Sex slave was hired by music mongle [laughter] music. Final fantasy creature >> now has yachts. They've got they've got shallots in Switzerland. Even brought home. >> Candace, have you had a chance to see the microbiopic yet? I wanted to >> That one is one of the more common ones. Biopic's understandable. >> And it's it's okay to mispronounce heard of. >> Wait, what is it supposed to be? >> Biopic. >> I thought it was I thought it was biopic, too. >> I I People use both a lot. >> I Yeah, this seems more interch. But the other ones were just ridiculous. >> The other ones were just They're different words. >> Oh, wait. I think we missed Napal. I want to make sure we caught napal cuz I remember that would have been funny. >> Music Mogle. The Ukrainians now have yachts. They've got they've got shallots in Switzerland. The IVF even dropped napp. [laughter] >> Have you had a chance to see the microbiopic yet? I wanted to see the microbiopic wield a cut glass the machete with such flourish like fruit of the >> flower the cut >> bloom. >> Apparently there was no corn koopia. I am so very disappointed in Cash Patel, Dan Bonino and Pam Bondi who all made these grand promises [laughter] as well because of some other security. That's like pronouncing doing is doing. It happens. You know, we all make mistakes. Okay, it's great. >> Protocol anonymies that took place that night. And we're going to say we're not going to be isolationless because we're just going when are we allowed >> Oh, that seems that seems to be a core one is that she often adds in the syllable. There's like an extra syllable that you don't need for these types of >> or the Yeah, the shun the Oh, yeah. >> isolationalist. We're going isolationalist. us having any shred of moral decency and upset about that >> somehow makes us monstrous. You know this >> monress >> monroity just >> monstrosity. >> That's weird that different words that have the same root she still does the same thing. That's a badity. This monroity was a part of the monroity. The the monro you up to the monroity and a CEO. Oh, she keeps saying it, which means that it's not just like locked in. >> It's like she thinks it's a French word with a silent s. Monroity as in >> Would she pronounce the Pixar film as mons incorporated? >> Mont [laughter] >> CEO and a chairman has to compartmentalize. You got you can't compartmentalize. There's a philosophy compartmentalized to come in every >> two separate people. Oh, and and uh Oh, >> wait. What? What is this? >> Debbacle. Instead of >> debacle, >> she says debacle. >> Taylor Swift was somehow involved in this entire debacle. Kanye West debbacle. Crisis King debacle. The Crisis King non-debacle. Non-debacle. Jeffrey Epste. This whole debacle, Epstein debacle and him wanting to move on from the Epstein debacle. The FISA debacle. Hampton's debacle. Debbacle. Debbacle. Debbacle. Whole debacle. That whole debacle. Entire to debacle. We knew. >> You should say it enough. I haven't said that word that many times in my life. >> Yeah, same >> kuruffle happened. This dressuffle [laughter] causes this whole race kurluffle. A serious kurluffle. I didn't >> by the way this is disqualifying. Um obviously >> I mean she could work a little harder on this, you know. >> Obviously >> this I just obviously someone noticed and then someone noticed more than bored then bored. It was like holy [ __ ] what's going on? the correct move is to roll with it and be like, you know what, sometimes my pronunciation is not too good. So, I just you just lean into it and you kind of like, oh, we we laugh at it. I laugh at myself. It's a it's a problem I've got. And you just make it like a little thing and you take it good stride, but >> and then you pretend to be offended and you say, "Fring, I'm disgusted by your abolism." >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> Well, this is a situational disability. I hope we're clear on that. >> Disgusted. sold beyond a couple of his major hits, namely Raspberry Beret, retired Green Barrett Postumously. Postumous Postumously postumous. >> Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold the What? Go back to the the beret one is doubly weird because she referenced the song. She wore a raspberry beret. So she referenced the song raspberry beret but said raspberry barrett >> namely raspberry beret retired green barret to do it again posthumously posthumously posthumous posthumously posthumous postumously posthumisly instead of postumous >> and so I'll give you an like an analogy or actually an ancto not even an >> ancto [laughter] uses the terminology >> let's create >> blitz Blitz Craig. Yeah, that was one of my favorites. >> Craig, we love Craig. Yeah, he's quick. >> Blitz means lightning. Create. No, he never he just liked the architecture. He loved the architecture. It was about the >> That's how a building in her defense. >> Sure. >> He loved the architecture and the architecture in ways you could honor Charlie. Stop telling us that it has to always be. Miss Macka became a adolescent >> psychiatric nurse. obligatory does the obligatory doing the obligatory were obligatory obligatory Tyler Boyer then jumped in into the fet Alex Jones Tracy Martin Erica's dear long 15-year friend jumped into the feray and because these chips are made with real food they are more satiating much more sati >> I think she she might be just like that's the wrong word for and fray yeah >> yeah for is >> yeah that's a that's actuallyating more satiating more satiating they are more satiating towards the end of Obama, we started hearing all of this rhetoric. This rhetoric, that rhetoric, this rhetoric, my rhetoric, the wisdom of Solomon, it came to be seen as an amulet or [laughter] >> Oh, I Well, when I whenever I go to a Waffle House, I'm like, what kind of what kind of I want the seal of Solomon omelette? [laughter] >> Please. >> There must be something that's made the joke of the omelette. like a Spongebob episode would have the u you know [laughter] >> talismith Jews and that like medieval jewelry like everything that we're learning about medieval is alive and there have been so many concerted attacks definitely am seeing a concerted attack a concerted a concerted concerted concerted a concerted effort concerted effort obviously that's pretty reminiscent yeah it's eerily reminiscent is reminis reminiscient is like when you remember that you were called something >> I Yes. >> And reminiscent. >> And reminiscent. Remnition. Remnis. It is reminiscent. It's sounding a bit remnish. Very remnis. So remniscient. So remniscent. It's becoming very much remnant. Burrow that has been [music] corrupt. Burrow. >> Oh, damn. There. There is no difference between a bureau and a burrow. >> Well, he doesn't know what that is. >> Of alcohol. Federal bureau investigation. >> There's two kind of bureral burrow. the burrows all these. >> I think this is the best one because you're a political pundit like and you don't even know how >> buro I is in the news all the time. >> Political pundits. Anyway, just [laughter] burrow. >> Well, the last one's my favorite. I've referenced it like three times the anniversary already. >> Brought into an FBI burrow. Maybe he's being a little hyperbolic being cuz he's just a little bit being hyperbolic. Hyperbolic. Hyperbolic. Hyperbolic. Hyperbolic. Hyperbolic. Extremely hyperbolic. This hyperbolic. Okay. I'm probably being a little hyperbolic. You know, not trying to be hyperbolic. >> How you going to like know where he goes and [ __ ] though? >> I'm being hyperbolic. The Matrix hates me. I will never win any more accolades. >> Acolads. >> Did all these acolods. You certainly aren't going to win any acolods. >> Uh, the Hormuse Strait, Malaka, Japan, Gilbachar, Gil, >> Gilbachar, >> Gil, [laughter] Gilbachar, Gilbachar. Where did the C and the H come from? >> Gilbert Gilbert. [laughter] >> He He evolves [snorts] from Garchomp or whatever [laughter] >> because that's probably the first time that's probably the first time that she's ever heard of Gibralta. >> But but for you look at that word, you say Gilbert. [laughter] >> No, that is hilarious. But it's just like that's probably the first time you've ever heard of it, >> which is terrible. >> I've known Jabal, you guys know what I'm trying to say there. It's it's such a ridiculous way to try to delegitimatize the research that we have done. The elite of the Mormon culture, the cream of the pie, >> language, >> the what? >> That's that's actually my favorite. So, the creed of the crop, she has a different vision. I'm just going to let that play again. >> You guys know what I'm trying to say there. It's it's such a ridiculous way to try to delegitimatize the research that we have done. the elite of the Mormon culture, the the cream of the pie, they get introduced to one another. >> The cream of the [laughter] pie. >> I said the cream of the pie earlier today. It's just it's such a wonderful quote. The cream of the pie. >> I remember [laughter] you saying that of the pie. >> Oh, I love those ones. >> Covering the the conformity gate thing. You said it. Yeah. >> When you uh when you sort of you just mix things up or you interpret things vaguely so you've misheard stuff and you just make your own saying and you're like, "Yeah, that's it, right?" Right. And everyone looks at you like what? How did you start saying that? >> I mean I mean it's just a uh it's a take things for granted sort of kind of thing. You know >> some of my favorite ones. >> But also like by the way cuz I feel like everybody's got something saying you know it's uh that that happens but man you got to like want to learn to find [laughter] out if you're saying it wrong and try to fix it. Because a lot of times it's understandable when you only would like see a word in text but you never hear it said, you know, like >> and it's understandable if you're just like a normal person and your job is not to be a professional communicator. >> Yeah. Like >> if you're just like a normal person, you don't know. Yeah. The fact the you you talk about politics, but you can't pronounce bureau. >> You say FBI bureau. Burau. FBI bureau is what she said. I'm like, what what are we doing? >> All right, back to funny memes. That was funny. But this back >> This one I'm just going to let be a mystery. I think Ring might remember what this was though cuz I did discover it with him. >> Oh. Um, my fellow humans. Um, yeah. This is Ronaldo the cringe master. Um, that's my YouTube username. [laughter] >> Don't you love him already? Come on. >> My my my ears are Oh boy. >> This is what I would like to say YouTube should be. Honestly, this is what it should be. Should be a bunch of vloggers [ __ ] around. I miss it. I miss it. >> My apologies if there is any annoying. >> No, I mean I get what you mean cuz this is back in an era where everything wasn't so polished, you know. >> Yes. >> Yes. And I do mean really really annoying backward noise. But also >> what's the topic, buddy? What are we talking about? >> I did recently I did like a video a breaking news video talking about that the Simpsons [laughter] Simpson >> movie 2 is happening and I wanted to bring this topic up. >> Okay. All right. Yeah. Simpsons movie too. Me bringing Simpsons. Let's see what he's got. >> People are probably going to assume this is woke. Am I right? Woke. >> Oh. >> And Simpsons movie. >> Simpsons movie 2 is in danger of being woke. >> All right. >> Okay. He's going to he's going to break it down for us. >> That's not good. >> I don't think going to be necessarily woke and all that. Like like it's too early to tell if it's woke or not. >> So name of the video is I don't think The Simpsons movie is full stop woke. And then I can't [ __ ] see cuz stupid subtitles. >> I don't think people should like be complaining about that. >> I don't think The Simpsons movie 2 is going to be full stop. Uh, woke is too early to tell if it or not. >> I feel like the title has spoiled the video's analysis. >> Yeah, I'd say sorry >> because they're like too early to even tell if it woke or not. And they they >> Side note, his his shirt is on inside out >> and he's just sort of I don't know where he is. [laughter] >> In a closet. I think he's in a closet. >> This needs to be understood. Like he he got his camera. He walked into I guess a closet and was like, "It's time. [cough] I've got I've got to talk about this. The people need to know." >> Good people need to know. >> Showed off a poster for the film. It's only Homer coming back for seconds. Um, [snorts] and there's like a donut with the with like two sprinkles like [laughter] the sprinkles in the form. >> And you're saying this is this is insufficient evidence to deem that it's woke. >> Yeah, he's just he hasn't finished describing providing the analysis. >> Oh, >> so yeah, there not a lot of information. So I don't think we cannot tell if it woke or not. Also, [laughter] this film is not a sequel to the first one, and I don't think the first one was like that woke. I don't think it were like woke, >> but like somewhat. I guess he didn't say it was that, but it must have been a little bit. Yeah. >> Or anything. So, I feel like the second one is probably going to be similar [snorts] to the first one. At least that makes sense because sequel, you know. So I don't I think gonna have >> this is solid stuff >> similar. >> He researched the poster he's in food from the previous movie what the second one may become. I feel like he's really come through on this >> level of humor as the first movie. So yeah I don't think people should be in my opinion I don't think people should be complaining about the Simpsons movie too being woke. Um, >> obviously you guys have been hearing a lot about this. A lot of people have been this big controversy. The Simpsons movie 2 being woke. >> He's kind of shut the door on the conversation though. >> They're not like important to like [snorts] complain about that. >> However, when they do drop a trailer, we will of course return for the analysis from Ronaldo. And people should complain of more important things right now because there's a lot of problems going on in the world and people decide to complain about a movie like bro complain about something more important. >> But you made the video. [laughter] Fair enough. Fair enough. He's right. my opinion. >> So yeah, I don't think the Simpsons movie too going to be woke. >> You're not going to be woke. >> And what's and even even if it is woke, what the problem with that? Like [laughter] >> I mean he's I'm getting a variety of perspectives and I appreciate that. >> He's asking the big questions >> like maybe not a big deal. I don't know. I don't think people I think it's too early to complain if it's woke or not woke. I don't think it matters anyways. So yeah, uh that's all I wanted to say in the moment. Um yeah, thanks for watching everybody. Um see you all >> anytime. Um goodbye for now. >> Yeah, bro. >> What? >> Bye. >> Oh, this is it. Okay, >> we have a Simpsons meme. one that I swear I found this ages ago and I I was about to hit enter on sending it to Frankie and I was like, "No, >> no, this because there's one joke in this that I feel like may very well actually be his favorite joke of the year because he tends to reference it. It's a very specific Simpsons type of joke and this is a this is a crazy edit that's been made and I think it'll get you. I think you're going to love this. This is just for you. I'm >> excited. Platoon and rags aren't allowed to enjoy it." >> All right, >> I'm kidding. You are. >> Please stop. I'll try my best. >> Yes. >> [laughter] >> No. >> Bart, can we stop for lemons? >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Bart, can we get the D? >> I don't see why not. [laughter] >> Can we stop for pepper spraying? >> Yes. >> [laughter] >> Can we pick up? >> Yes. [laughter] >> Can we pick up that bomb? >> I don't see why not. >> Want to go celebrate? >> Yes. >> I feel like liver and onions. [laughter] >> Am I so out of touch? It was it was the Mendoza part I thought would sufficiently provide you enjoyment. >> I don't even have context and it was funny. >> It's it's [laughter] uh that is just fantastic. All of the faces like like already it was really funny with all of the different faces that they were doing. But yeah, this one of having McBain's face on all of the, you know, on Barton Nelson [laughter] and and Milhouse while you got Mendoza there cackling. It's like a cursed Simpsons baby. The one super underrated one I think is Homer is dancing on top and when they cut back >> Yeah. And then he falls off. >> He falls back. Yeah. Keep an eye on the background. >> Can we stop for lemon [laughter] continuity? >> Can we stop for pepper spraying? >> Yes. [laughter] >> Can we pick up? >> Yes. [laughter] Am I so out of touch? >> All righty. We're going to check out the intros cuz we we didn't actually like comment on them. We simply played them. Got three parts one, two, and three of this stream. Okay, so this was the foist one. Uh, well, technically it was the third one, but it's it's hard to remember the orders of things, okay? Cuz it's been a long time. >> This one in this order. Yeah. Is it going to be backwards then? >> I don't know. [laughter] This is Mr. Bunigan, though, that made this one. Is it so hard for people to write a halfway decent story? Like really, why is it so [ __ ] hard for people to just [ __ ] write a halfway consistent narrative? >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] >> What does take pride in your work mean? >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> You know, as much as it's cursed already, the amount of editing work it takes just to get this far That's I I actually don't want to think about it. >> I know. It's crazy. >> Damn it. >> Hold on. I'm going to be back in ONE SECOND. >> I feel pissed. [ __ ] Game of Thrones. [ __ ] [ __ ] Dan and Damn. [ __ ] that episode. It pisses me the goddamn hell off. >> Listen, it caught me off guard, okay? I did not expect to kill Keys when I hit him. I like squiggly version of me as well. >> Rhino milk for 30 years. [laughter] >> An amazing Soy Jack character. >> I don't think they squeakified him as well. Unless that's how he sounded, but I don't think so. [laughter] >> That's such a good picture of it. Who Who drew this? >> An artist is who drew that. >> Incredible. Oh, [snorts] of course it's an artist. This is a work of art. [laughter] >> God [ __ ] damn it. >> I've been watching movies for 60 years. [laughter] >> Oh, memories. >> I remember watching this. >> Like surely they expected that everybody would cheer. I was so happy. stuff. That's not a fail. He's dead. >> Before we do any more criticism though, I thought I better put on my critic. >> What a throwback sunglasses. >> This is a throwback. >> Oh, nice. [laughter] [music] Nice. Nice. Nice. [laughter] >> Still one of the most insane quotes of all of history. This [ __ ] [ __ ] >> A man of fortune. >> Henry, [laughter] >> just to be clear, this guy was on every drug when he made this. Those with physical disabilus [laughter] Thank [ __ ] you missed [music] the vitals. >> Goober. >> You know what? Pretty fun. It's not bad. >> You get the idea. >> No. >> Not something I could see myself playing for a super long time. >> What the [ __ ] was even we don't even [music] >> I'm in chronic [ __ ] [laughter] >> ring. It's become obvious that Boogie is your comfort animal. >> It's It's funny. Yeah. >> This isn't This isn't healthy. >> What's What's amusing is uh I'm so aware cuz this is not what he says in this clip. Um in this clip that the the visuals are from is when uh I think Keemstar is asking him like how much weight he's lost and Boogie's like, you know, saying he lost 20 pounds, but I got to put it all back on cuz I don't have the [ __ ] money to pay for the goddamn medication. really crazy episode of TV to you. You remember all of the >> quotes? This is the cuz this is the I want to die, you know? I hate breathing. [laughter] I hate being alive. >> You hate breathing, you know? I'm in so much [ __ ] pain. I can't [ __ ] stand it anymore. It's just so funny. It's hilarious. [laughter] It's so funny. without hurting. I can't sit down without pain. >> Uh I don't really look like the average YouTuber and I am not the average YouTuber. Um at least the perception of the average YouTuber. We all think we think YouTube, we think a young person's game, we think a good-looking person's game and a talented person. But I don't think that's what a YouTube creator is. I think a YouTube creator is anyone and if it's me >> the the visuals of drinking drinky boogie drinky back weird mystery juice >> you know >> it's like a young person's game or uh and then I and I think he said uh or it's a talented person's game but it's not and obviously he's trying to be inspirational but it's just funny that even back then when he was trying to be inspirational if you were paying attention to what he said it's like how is that not just a massive insult to everybody because you don't work very hard. Nobody does. >> There's so many talented people that will be giving him a microphone or stage with a lot of audience and they'll just be thinking to themselves like I don't deserve this. How is this happening? What the [ __ ] He was the person that felt that and it was true. Like he does not deserve any of it. He's >> But he never really wanted to do anything to like, you know, bridge that gap. >> No, >> it's just like, oh, whatever. But I like this because I get to I just turn on the webcam and just talk for like 10 minutes and then I go and eat food and play video games. >> I know that it can be you. >> Why don't you say what you want to say about the situation? [laughter] [laughter] >> Subtitles. It was all the subtext. The visuals feel cinematic. Unless she shouldervin of the children of the taping and thrown to around like cattle. >> I remember [music] the old name. [music] is actually good. [music] >> That's a lot of money. >> They'll never be funny. >> Disgusting racialized. >> Your bullies aren't just wrong. You could make them pay for it. >> You shouldn't die, you [ __ ] Well [ __ ] >> Anyway, uh the two >> Oh, yeah. This was from the first and I had a feeling that people were going to be quite surprised by it cuz I certainly was and I am whenever I rewatch it. We're going to have a little have a watch this time and probably just comment on some things, you know, talk about it. Look, there's Gotham Hour there and Hoffman's got a little >> fun journey. That was a fun journey. >> It all is. The memes are [snorts] ridiculous. I don't know what to say. Sometimes you forget so many, you know. I guess eight years of memes adventure. >> That makes sense. >> To answer the Teletubby question, the TQ. Uh, Teletubbies live in the appropriately named Teletubby land, which is like calling where I live. Just to be clear, I love this style already. Okay, >> Bread Redemption is good. Wet Bread Redemption is funny. [laughter] >> We got the pizza and a Oh, this is like this is a physical space that was made. >> Yeah. And then we're put in it >> and the animated characters were placed in it. >> The sheer effort in this is actually kind of scary and unreal. It's amazing. >> And what's we could go here? I uh I like I said, I'm pretty sure this is from a catchup. I don't I don't think this is a mainline episode where we just talked about Teletubbies for a bit. >> America land. >> No, it's just it's just American land >> where the Americans live. >> I guess it would be like calling it human land, right? Cuz it's all human >> sort of I guess. Yeah. So that's the thing. Are the Teletubbies a species or is that their tribe name and that they've killed all other >> Well, I assume my head cannon is that each of the Teletubbies, Tinky, Winky, Dipsy, Lala, and Poe because they are different colors. Um, their last surviving members are four different tribes as they live in a barbaric and uh feudal sort of system. >> They found peace with tribes so much. >> Yeah. Another very interesting fact. Do you know what the name of the the dome the the sci-fi Shire place that [laughter] they live? Their house is called >> No. >> It is called the Tubbyronic Superdome. >> See, there's a lot of tech being involved in their existence that begs questions. Let's put it that way. >> Well, I mean, yeah, they got TVs and they're >> cyborgs. My god. [laughter] Under the people also ask section that Google has, it says, "Why did Tinky Winky get fired? Oh my god, he got [laughter] fire. He got fired. Okay. Um, original Tinky Winky actor Dave Thompson left the show after the first few episodes following creative differences. How many creative differences? [laughter] Just bounce around in your costume and make noise, you >> freak. Creative differences. like, "Oh, I really wanted to take Tinky Winky into a more Renaissance man, philosopher kind of angle." >> Yeah. You like jump to the side, go. He's like, "I just don't think Tinky Wiggy would do that. I just I feel like he's he's a changed man. He's [laughter] a different man. He'd say, >> "Yeah, after his tribe was executed." God, [laughter] >> no. [laughter] I love it. >> Like that would affect his >> dude. There's like an episode where he discovers like ancient tablets that describe the great war in his tribe having been annihilated by an ho tribec. [laughter] >> He reminisces on his lost life [laughter] >> all the Teletubbies >> screaming as well. It's got to be Vietnam flashes and screaming. >> Oh, he's in the guy that made his rad shock TV. Sir, it is brilliant work, dude. >> Insane. That's this is unbelievable. >> You and I are taking different angles because in in my mind, we've got the four Teletubbies and they're out and they're dancing and singing and having having a great time and everything's wonderful and the baby's son god is laughing and then we have that Milan moment where they're singing and then they come across the remnants of the battle and they just cross over a hill. It's like a masquerade [laughter] >> that inspires like a different >> fighting [gasps] >> different story in my mind of like they have a guest, you know, cuz they sometimes have guest humans or whatever. The second any of them discover the mass grave, the have to kill them. It's like you wandered too far. [laughter] >> This article here uh says that it was later reported >> Trunkos production company had implied the character was gay. >> [laughter] >> He didn't want that. He was like, "No, Tinky Wiki is not gay." >> Uh, yeah. The uh some disgruntled viewers claimed the character was gay as he carried a red handbag sold with a US evangelist warning parents that the lovable purple alien was the gay pride color [laughter] while his triangle antenna was the gay pride symbol. >> He's the gay one because he has a mad back. [laughter] To be fair, that's pretty impeccable logic. I like how their mind went straight to he's gay instead of, "Oh, it's probably a girl then, I guess." Right? [laughter] >> Tookie winky be a girl. >> It's It's better he's gay than he's a girl. [laughter] >> That's not allowed. >> As well as like you can be inspired and entertained by this psycho alien horrible monster thing, but not if he's gay. [laughter] What? It's amazing because they have they have a picture here and it just screams gay to me. I don't know about y'all, [laughter] but this is the gayest Tinky Winky. Teletubbies are kind of inherently hilarious to me. I know there's a lot of wacky baby programming, but [laughter] >> Oh my goodness. >> Yeah, in a sense, >> dude. Look at those eyes. >> He's seen so much. >> He's [laughter] seen some butts. war. His land is being ravaged by so much war. He's a broken deli dummy. >> Oh, that was insane. Like, that was wild. The claimation, the the hand, >> a really quality meme. >> Excellent work. >> That was wild. We could go to that meme. It's a place we could visit. Theoretically, we could visit that meme. >> You could touch it. >> We could travel there. >> That is amazing. Again, like unbelievable. That was a joy to behold. This is very awesome artwork as well, by the way. >> I love modern media. >> Love modern media, Charlie. >> Looks like the uh the guy from Tinten, right? The the guy he's with. >> Or am I insane? >> I'm unfamiliar with Tinten. >> The old guy. The captain. You look like You remind me of the captain guy. >> I'll be him. >> Oh god. I think we saw this one before. I was just making sure. I try to get some stuff in. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> Clearly this was us at our highest moment and full of energy. Not at all sagging to despair or anything like that. I'm sure this was hour 24 or something. >> Happy 400th. >> Oh, who are the >> lobby? >> Oh, you're the short one for once. Stringy rags platoon metal the tears and I'm sure this >> I was going to say he was made of metal but yeah also he's sad >> he cries a lot >> oh that's an old one that's a that's an oldie but goldie >> yeah I got to like filter everything eventually gets a lot of stuff up and running just so stacked >> oh yeah this is a good one I really like this one >> yeah the the post said they wanted to draw us three in the sort of style that platoon has in the first Nice. >> That's really Are they the original artist of Platoon's work? I didn't think it would be. >> Oh, they That's I had to ask, which just shows how good of a job they did. >> Yeah. >> Gorgeous. >> Jerry, [laughter] somebody has to die for this. >> The metal, the little metal there. [laughter] >> Little inwards. Little Nightmares. Fun game, but this is a this is a DLC, I think. >> That Discord server. >> Couple people's referenced it, so I probably should bring it up, but um we played a game once upon a time where we have to draw Sonic really fast, and I just wanted to >> just share my attempt [laughter] during that stream. >> He's beautiful. >> Mer, what the [ __ ] is that? [laughter] Oh. Oh, wow. >> It's almost I ruined Sonic. I clearly improved him. I know similar style. No, listen. I think it's beautiful and amazing song, >> but I'm pretty sure it's cannon that he doesn't have two fully black eyes. Okay, >> to say they got he's got the black iris, right? But >> some might have said that that was a mistake, but death of the author. Okay, that is now what it was always meant to be. Maybe according to Peeb from many many hours ago, if there's one floor in it, it can't be art. So, it's not art anymore. I'm sorry. We didn't make these rules. >> You leave my song alone. [laughter] This is nostalgic. I love this [ __ ] tune. Tunes so much [music] out of sync on this end, so it sounds horrible. Oh, [laughter] >> I mean it's not great. It's not great live. >> Swill induced t-shirts. I see several pepk or sunk. I [music] saw him. I saw sunk. >> Stacy Rockford. >> Oh, I think Stitch is in there. Steve, there's another Pepe. >> Jeez, that is good. That's good. >> Wow. This thing is gorgeous. >> That's very cool. >> I would love to get like a full of this. If you have it, just send it to me. That That's awesome. That looks amazing. A look at him. And that's a the Vader drinker chief's head. Think I think something went wrong with it getting decapitated. Gollum as well. Don't forget. [laughter] >> Very cool. Very awesome. And thank you. Of course. >> That is that's really really good. I like all like the comic book kind of dots that are on it. And >> that's it's a cool concept, too, having them go down like that towards the low. That's a really cool concept. All right. >> Oh god. >> And the other intro. >> This is a blast of the past. >> This is [ __ ] amazing. I'm sorry. I guess it takes time for us to get around to all of these things. I swear we're doing everything we can to get to all kinds of stuff, but uh my god, do we love to see it. Rain assaults the ground as Batman takes large, powerful steps towards a figure descending from the sky. The striking silhouette of Superman explodes into view as lightning flashes across the clouds. The two titans lock eyes as Superman's boots hit gravel. Batman breathes deeply and writes himself. Superman shows no signs of apprehension and begins advancing towards his opponent. Within moments, the two colossi are standing inches apart. >> I admire your courage. >> I imagine bravery isn't something you're accustomed to. >> Challenging me isn't my idea of bravery. >> You don't you don't know the meaning of of the word. You've never tasted fear. You've never felt pain. That's about to change. >> Lightning erupts in the darkened sky. >> Superman focuses on Batman's cowl, utilizing his X-ray vision. >> Bruce Wayne, I'm actually impressed. >> Batman remains silent. >> I'm surprised you can find time to kill criminals in between drinks. A tiny smirk appears on Batman's >> just just just gorgeous. [laughter] >> A great smile. >> That's rich. How many people could you have saved while you snapped photos at that party? >> Superman is taken a back. >> What? You thought [laughter] You thought You thought a pair of glasses could fool the world's greatest [laughter] The world's greatest attack. >> I won't tolerate vigilante justice. >> They keep out of Gotham. >> Branding your victims murder. What separates you from them? >> Don't lecture me about death. Thousands were killed THE DAY YOU DECIDED to help. The low lives I put in the ground would have hurt good people. You nearly decimated an entire population because you chose not to leave Sod out of the city. >> So, I should have just stood by and let him destroy the planet. The people you've killed may be criminals, but they're fathers, sons, brothers. You've crossed the line, and I can't accept that. >> Tell that to s snap neck. [laughter] >> The kiss at the end is perfect. >> The kiss is perfect. [laughter] God, >> how do you tell something to my neck? >> How do you tell something to a neck? [laughter] >> You're not saying it to it. More like it's more like at it something like you don't talk to a rock. You talk at a rock laying there on the ground. [laughter] You just grab his neck. >> That was really, really good. I really like that. I like the little how curted it was. >> Two final memes, especially considering everything we covered the whole anniversary. >> Laying there on the ground, >> sneaking them in the >> wrap his neck. [laughter] First being the return of originality and we have an adaptation of the Odyssey, the fourth Spider-Man movie in the MCU, >> an adaptation of a book and then an original indie horror film. >> It's just >> one out [laughter] of four isn't too bad. >> Not bad. No, >> he's better than he's better than the >> Brandon McNel McNelte [laughter] who was who was sort of like partially one for five but not really. He was like one for 20. I guess >> they tried telling us cinema was dead. My god, they were wrong. >> You misspelled right. >> Terrible. [laughter] >> Just like, good god, man. >> Brand new days. [ __ ] And I've heard kind of nothing at all good about the Odyssey. >> You should watch Platoon's videos on the Odyssey to see to see if it's your jam, you know, to see if maybe it's it's your thing or not. Cuz it might be, might not be. >> It will be quicker to watch the Odyssey, but I don't recommend it. No, not at all. >> I'd rather just I'd rather watch yours [laughter] anyway. >> All right. >> This ain't about time. >> And with that, we are we are technically winding down, but the winding goes all over the place on this wacky stream. There was another announcement to be made. We did mention that this could be a thing that was happening. And that very thing is, like I said, someone said go to sleep. I wish. We're not quite there yet. Um, we may just have a new campaign on the way. All right. On the way. It's not here yet. >> Halo campaign. >> You know, I realized the word I chose is actually applicable in more than one way. [laughter] >> A new campaign. I'm still getting over the last one. >> It is indeed a plumbbo campaign. A plum plum dushy. A plof. And uh so I I suppose I think this will speak for itself. I might just pause it and commentate here and there. Begin a new set. Now, last time you guys got yourselves a Halloween set that that that this time this time we're gunning for a slightly different era, slightly different area of the year. Can you guess, chat, what era? What area it might be? What do you think it is? What do you think it is? >> Uh Well, well, >> pass over. Why don't we have a look? >> This is the EAB t-shirt that's coming to a place near you. [laughter] >> Hey, >> eventually. Look at it as it moves into view. This is what it's going to look like. We're not in completely end stage yet. >> Music. >> That is interesting music. Well, I don't know why that music's playing. There must be a glitch. This is the t-shirt. Oh my. Oh boy. Oh my god. Look who it is. It's the abominable long man. [laughter] There he is. Oh my god. It's a Christmas voyer to me that you t-shirt. There's me. But what else is there? Oh my god. What could it be? Ah. >> Oh my gosh. He's got a little outfit. That's reindeer. Fringy or Fringy the green-nosed reindeer. I haven't decided yet. [laughter] >> Why not both? >> Rudolph. Frudolf. >> Ring fring fringolf. Maybe beautiful. >> Look at that. >> Look at him. He's gorgeous. But who else? What's this? What's that sound? Oh, [laughter] he's >> He does kind of look like Herby the Elf a little bit. Just a little bit. >> Just makes me think a bad sound to with the [laughter] dude. >> Oh, yeah, it does. Yeah, the cigarette, the booze. The eyes as well. Really sell it. Now, you see this? You see what you're looking at there? >> Battle pass. >> What is this? What's happening here? Round one starting October 1st. What is going on? What? What the [ __ ] >> So, you've seen the contestants. You've heard the music. What's about to happen? UAV recon standing by. >> Well, there's the t-shirt. I see it. I see it right there. >> Air strike standing by. Oh, >> I see that plush he's in. >> Friendly air strike on the way. >> There's Fringy. Airrike standing by. >> And there's platoon. Now, what could all of this mean? What are we looking at here? These numbers, these pictures. Let's Let's see what the first one says. that says at 1,000 sales of the t-shirt, all of us shall stream Call of Duty 4 to completion on veteran difficulty, but it seems this may continue at 1,00 for any given plushy of the individual. We will also do willed at war on veteran. Feel like some of you may know about that. [laughter] >> I I have I definitely do. Indeed, I do. >> Now, what else could be happening here of 1,500 for the t-shirt if it is to be reached? All of us. I'll do Modern Warfare 2 on veteran as well. 1,500 on any given of the plushies. That person will then do Black Ops on veteran as well. 2,000. It hits Modern Warfare 3 on veteran. >> If you get to 2,000 on any given plushies, that's when they'll uh the person will try their very best to eventually defeat round 25 on Dise >> on Solo World at War. Yeah, cuz that's actually [ __ ] hard. Especially for those of you who don't know exactly how to play Zambies. And uh obviously you might be asking yourselves, "Wait a minute, why is the campaign stopped?" Well, because we kind of alluded to this. We're your old god COD players. Okay, >> we kind of we kind of cut off at a certain point. We figured the Modern Warfare trilogy when you stick Treyarch in the middle of it and that's where you get the beautiful beautiful set. kind of clean even though Modern Warfare 3 isn't even really part of this era in a certain sense. >> Well, there's a lot of um trade over and crossover for just from Generations as I Yeah, I know what you mean. >> The t-shirt at 2500 means they will have to beat Infinity War score on FNG and Mile High Club on Veteran as well. 2,500 on a plushy means round 30 on Kino Deoten solo and that'll be Black Ops. This is where it's getting stressful. 3,000 on the t-shirt means all of us have to beat the uh solo spec ops missions on Modifi 3 to a threestar quality. Oh, I remember those. Oh jeez. I had to think about it for a second. Like what were the Oh, >> that was that was back when individual Call of Duty games like depending on whether it was Infinity Ward or Treyarch would like try to do different things rather than it all just being zombies now. >> And what could it be for 30,000? I'm sure you're all asking. What would happen there? That would be a qualifier that's applied individually for each of us about the sale of any given plushy, which you know, it's it's fine. There's probably only going to be a thousand each, so it won't need to be something we worry about. >> The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning [laughter] thinking this is his last day on Earth. >> If your plushy reaches that number, you will be forced to do all other unlocks with clown sticks. You're not allowed mouse and keyboard. remember the last time there was a point in my life where I I every once in a while I would use a controller just for like the weird novelty of it, but that was years ago. I was like, "Now, [ __ ] that." Now, this is round one and we will be launching it in the month of October. Round two. I think this is going to work as I expected it to. Let's see some silhouettes. >> How a muffin like you pass selection. >> I don't know if you can see that. see that right there. What's going on there? >> But canine two canine shaped uh >> let's just say >> the t-shirt sales as we said applies to everyone but the plushy ones only apply to the individual >> and you'll have another two options when we come around to December. Now, this isn't >> in a position because we're desperately trying to make sure everything is ready to go and sorted or anything and it's is this is all perfectly planned. October is going to be a crazy month because it's probably going to launch with EAP movies 100. You'll be getting your Halloween arc. You'll be getting all this >> like a lot of stuff. There's just like a lot of stuff happening in October anyway in terms of our coverage. So, you know, it's almost like that there's going to be two care packages launching and you are now warned a month ahead of time. You may choose to do whatever you do wish to do in preparation. There may be a somewhat of a package deal bonusy thing. We'll likely construct some kind of trailer before and explain to you. >> Noting these plushies are real cool. >> They are real. >> And you know what? It's totally >> very fun. If say for example,500 shirts go out and a thousand or 2,000 plushies, we'll we'll just be playing some COD campaigns and streaming and talking to you guys about about the era that is called. We'll probably maybe do an EAB episode on some of it as well. We don't need to get to the clown stick stuff. It's not necessary. >> Maybe maybe you will be surprised, but this is uh I certainly for myself this is a fond era of uh of of first person shooters even even on veteran difficulty for World at War, you know. And uh that is the plan among other things. Um >> now you know. >> Yes. >> Hey, >> epic. And thanks of course to Omega Ridley for the uh the beautiful artwork. >> I so do enjoy presenting it in the format of the weird current [laughter] day Call of Duty Battle Pass format. >> Well worth it. >> Battle pass. >> Beautiful. Insane. Um, and so yeah, that kind of brings us to a little bit of a close broadly. Um, but I guess there is still uh an announcement of sorts to make. So um I assume a lot of you may know, but I realized on my Super Mario Super Mario Sunshine. Yeah, Sunshine stream that I guess it makes sense that a lot of you wouldn't know. The highlights channel of course is run by Wolf. He streams on there every once in a while and sort of stuff. Um, oh, don't worry about the survey. We'll get there. The uh he he's already announced in a couple of streams broadly. I figured you guys were already aware, but he's he's planning on sort of separating out from the highlights channel and uh he's going to be moving states. He's found himself a new job and um he's broadly going to be moving on in general. Uh I don't think he's going to be working much with EAB or necessarily with the internet. Um, so, uh, this this will sort of be like our last thing, uh, relates to the plushy and everything. Um, and of course, we wish him absolutely well, but I didn't want to like this wasn't meant to be some kind of scare or anything. He's talked about it for some time. He was never planning to stay with with working on the highlights forever. Uh, so, um, I'm I'm currently running that. And, uh, you you'll still find a few more streams, I think, from him on there. I can't I don't want to guarantee that necessarily. It's just uh yeah, you know, um just want to make sure you knew, make sure there was a bit of straight information, you know, not to make sure make sure you guys understand. >> Uh but then there is a second announcement and um I don't know, I guess it's not necessarily my announcement to make. Indeed, it is a it is my announcement and I I won't really bury the lead and I won't uh take too much time, but I' I've thought about what I'm gonna say, but as many of you know, I have not been uh super present lately. And there's a number of reasons for that. But let's just uh for simplicity sake boil that down to a lot of IRL stuff that I've been having to deal with for well, a number of months going back um that I'm dealing with. But um I do not want anyone to worry. I'm okay. Things are all right. But uh scheduling conflicts are going to be pretty regular. Um unfortunately very regular on Saturdays and days, you know, before and after it often times. And a lot of stuff's going to be taking my uh taking my time away. And because of that, I will unfortunately I I won't be able to be sort of devoting the time to, you know, all all the prep work and the uh and the, you know, the research and the note takingaking and the and all the, you know, all the stuff that goes into what makes EFAP what it is. Um, Mer and Fry and Platoon, they put, you know, they put a lot of work [snorts] into making sure that everything that they know their stuff, they've got the references. I mean, there's a reason why EFAP is quite unique in what it does, and I'm simply not going to be able to do that. I I just won't be able to. And so, at least for now and probably the foreseeable future, um I will be stepping down as uh as an official host. I will I will no longer be the a host of EFAP, and that will fall onto Fringy Mer and Platoon to uh to keep doing. Um but I'm not I'm not disappearing. I'm not I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna use the time that I have to um sort of focus on my own stuff, be doing streaming, get back to doing videos. So, you know, there's a silver lining in a way. Obviously, I don't I don't enjoy making this announcement and already, you know, when the Saturdays go by when I'm busy and you know, I I I mean, I already, you know, I miss it and you know, I miss hanging out with everybody and I miss the I just miss it. I miss the whole experience and everything that goes along with it. Um, but I I will be a guest when I can. I will be, you know, I'll I'll be watching the EFAPS. Um, even if I won't be there, you know, live and in person. Um, I'll be keeping tabs on everything. I will be, you know, I'll be in the Discord, of course. I'll be doing my own stuff. I'm not disappearing. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not riding off into the sunset or anything like that. Um, I will just not be able to fulfill the uh just just just what EAP needs from a host right now. Um, so I won't go into any more details, but I don't want you guys to worry. Um, it's been humbling to see all the messages, to see the memes, to see the things people say to me that they say about the show, what it means to them, how it's helped them. U, you know, even lately when I've been doing streams to kind of start getting into that, just it's umbling is just the only word that really comes to mind. It's um it means a lot to me that there are so many people who are incredibly talented and who devote this time and who who patronize us so kindly. It it means a lot. And to me in particular, it has been it has been like life-changing. It really has been. Um so I'll be around just not in the same capacity I used to. And um I'll be I'll be watching as part of the audience uh as much as I can all the time. even if even if it's not live, I I I will definitely be there. So, um I just it's the right call. It's not one that I I make with a smile, but things are just going to be change uh changing a bit. Uh things things will be all right, but things will be different. So, I'll uh I will be seeing everyone around just not in that capacity. So, uh, I guess just a I mean also I I mean I guess thinking about this decision and what and and why I need to do it and just thinking about how much Fringy and you know Mer in particular because I've known them so much longer. Um, and of course Platoon is um as as well. He's no stranger, but they've uh they do a lot to to keep the show going. I think it's more than I think it's more than a lot of you guys realize. I really think it is. EFAP is unique. What they do is unique. How they make it work is unique. How it all comes together is it's really something that they pour a lot of their time and effort and passion into. And um never for a moment think that they're that they're slacking or that they don't care or that they're grifters or any of that nonsense. It's all it's all um it's all complete nonsense. But I am immensely glad that you guys appreciate it so much because they put a lot of work and effort into it. So, yep, that is the announcement. And don't worry, don't be sad. I'll still be around. So, yeah, I'll toss it back to you, you know, Mer. Um, and we can proceed with this anniversary because this is a happy occasion. Things will just be changing a bit, so nothing to worry about. >> Hey, man, we made a bitching show. All right, no denying. >> That's kind of nuts. Eight years is sort of insane. Um, to think back who I was eight years ago, we were different. All of us were different people. I mean, we're not like old. Eight years is a [laughter] huge chunk of our lives >> getting on. >> I think it's what we were talking about way back like 24 hours ago [laughter] is like eight years. That's like that's like a long time and not by like that feels like it almost doesn't make sense by internet standards. >> Anything that happens on the internet is not that can't last that long. >> [laughter] >> can't it can't it can't uh sort of persist over such a such an amount of time but I would say surely that must speak to the sort of core merits of a of um essentially the show like even from its foundation all the way back when it was Mhler Rags and Wolf and you know here it still is after all that time that is like pretty remarkable that is crazy >> and it is a bit strange of a feeling I think that uh this this episode began on August 22nd, which was the exact date uh in 2018 when I believe uh Rags you were unable to stream even though you intended to. Wolf didn't have the capacity and I said, "Well, I guess I could do it." Uh Wolf threw on um a video of his choice and I think I threw on one of my choices because I was talking about a video essayist that was annoying me and then people in chat said, "You guys should do this next week." We were like, I mean, [ __ ] it. You free just became what it was. It wasn't really planned. I mean, even >> well, the point that the name itself was uh was essentially sourced from the audience. >> They picked it. >> They voted on it, too. [laughter] >> It was kind of like the like second or so episode. I think we just asked and people put the suggestions in the comments. It's there. You can go and find the comment where >> it was suggested frame of pause and we loved it and so that's what we ran with. Um, this was back I mean YouTube was different eight years ago. YouTube was different. That's how Mer and I actually met. We I I think I sent him a message on the the built-in YouTube message system. >> You like the last one in you were the [ __ ] because I ditched that system eventually. And I I've told people before I never read it. I never did. And one day I casually was like, "Let's see the notifications." And I I did I ever tell you I thought you were bearing. >> I think you might have mentioned that. I stole your icon and I was like, I think I know that guy because I had mixed you guys up. And then >> then I was like, I have no idea who you are. [laughter] Like, but anyway, >> this >> the chances of all this coming together to form as it did are kind of like insane because you had Disney buys Star Wars, they make The Last Jedi. It's it's horrifically bad. Mer makes a video. I by chance see the video, like it, message him, let's chat about it. We do. And it just sort of like >> came to be >> because it was uh I remember I I had seen the video and then I saw that you were streaming rags and I was like, "Oh, that's the guy that made that video I just watched about [laughter] The Last Jedi. I want to talk about that video." >> And at the exact same time, I'd made a video on Thor Ragnarok. Oh, no. Uh Wolf did. And I I made a like a like a sly comment cuz I was always intending to just see if I could get a chat with him cuz I was enjoying his videos. And then he made a slight comment back and then I was like, "Well, [ __ ] you. Want to chat?" Then we did and I'm pretty sure I said, "Do you want to hang out like tomorrow?" And you said he can't because he's on Rag's stream. And I was like, "What the fuck?" Cuz you guys had just connected at the same time as me and you had separately connected. >> It was. Yeah, it was unrelated. That's That's another thing that's crazy. It was actually completely unrelated. There was no connection whatsoever. That's just kind of how it happened and turned out. What's with another weird thing too was uh it was I think it was yes no it was not yesterday my sense of time is completely warped. It's shredded. I think it was two days ago someone had messaged me just like asking about Wolf and saying that he was like an inspiration for them to do their own um to do their own YouTube thing just unprompted essentially. So, it's just we getting messages like that are legitimately like um they're uh when someone >> we hope you enjoy it, you know, we hope you enjoy it and that it's meaningful to you. >> That's super important. >> It really is. So, thank you. But yeah, crazy crazy stuff. >> I can't add much to the history stuff, but I mean have basically the same story in that if it wasn't for this podcast, I wouldn't have started YouTube. Um, I think I quit my job. The day, the morning of spending, was it like nine, 10, 11 hours arguing at the end of which I was very drunk, arguing with you, I think particularly, Rags, about the mechanics of dwarf magic. >> Yes. >> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Because of the first season of Rings of Power, we were like, is it magic? Is it not magic? Well, what is what's the magic? Is it just that it makes it loud or that the >> Well, now and that would have been like four years ago. >> Yeah. About four years ago. But it does mean literally. and I use the word literally correctly that you kind of did change my life a bit cuz I quit my job and started doing something that I would never have imagined doing otherwise. Um it is thanks to this show of which you are an integral part and so uh thank you. >> Thanks. I mean this is uh I I I appreciate that a lot. Uh we will bump into each other many times in the future. I >> I want to be absolutely clear. You know the backlog on this [ __ ] show chat. There's plenty of Rags stuff that you've yet to see. [laughter] Like the [ __ ] comedy arc is rags is in all of that. So, you'll be able to see plenty of it. >> Um, but as as was said, he's he's going to be coming on the live show. He'll be here. >> Yeah, I I will, you know, it's not I'm not dis like I said, I'm not disappearing. I'm going to try to, you know, work on my own stuff now that I got not more time, but different time sort of. So, it it'll all it'll all work out. It'll all work out. So, [laughter] >> Metal just said, "I keep thinking the comedy arc's already released." >> That will be true one day. We'll get there. Um, >> but no. Yeah. Uh, it's it's crazy how [ __ ] time flew and uh, man, the highlights. Obviously tried to stuff a few in today. This was quite the variety anniversary, you know. It was uh, all kinds of wacky [ __ ] We got we kind of lucked out in terms of when we got people for certain subjects, I will admit. But it ain't over. We still got a survey to look at. >> That's true. I'm very curious to check out this survey. This one seems really good to me. Uh really interesting what people will say. >> Well, I thought, you know, just a reminder for everybody to be submitting their votes if they haven't already. You can get that in the description. But I figured we could watch maybe one or two more videos. I won't say no to that. >> Why don't we start with a good old Dark Souls analysis, shall we? >> Uh, classic. A classic. [music] >> The most important piece of imagery in the entirety of Dark Souls is ironically the first few moments of the game. The cell. Cells, cages, and prison. I don't know. [laughter] >> That's not irony. That's not to be That's not irony. If anything, it's the opposite. You would expect it to sort of >> What if it is iron rags made of iron? Is that ironic? >> I ironic iron. Well, I I don't know. >> They seem to be bars. >> Iron. >> Could it be iron? I think so. >> You know, there's a genius to the way he writes. And this was before he got famous. So, you know, this is from the heart. >> 100%. They're synonymous in our culture with crime and punishment. And even further back, slavery, >> philosophically speaking, it's as low as you can get. The lowest point >> by the way, what he said implies that slavery is older than crime. [laughter] >> Well, which is weird. It was just kind of strange. And I don't I'm not >> like what does it mean like crime if it was like does does crime does crime like as a concept require like a society like a state? Logically, no. Because because what's keeping you a slave if not if not the law? Surely, if you were a slave and you and there was no law, then there was no crime, so you were never a slave. >> Also, what does he mean? Philosophically speaking, it's as low as you can get. >> I mean, >> why is that even what is the uh what is the point about this when it comes to uh Dark Souls though? I mean, well, so what's kind of funny is this isn't the lowest point in the world of Dark Souls. Um, this is almost chat. Am I right? Well, actually, wait, because this is where you I haven't played Dark Souls in ages, but this is you get flown out of here on the on the on the Raven, but in rel in relation to the full map, this isn't the lowest, right? >> Heavy human life. >> Well, like literally the lowest. Yeah, cuz I think I'm trying to remember where this place sits. Like the asylum versus the the main world in solitary confinement, barricaded, locked up. This is why the pacing of Dark Souls early game feels so captivating. Sprawled out on the dark and wet floor of that prison cell, the opening scene represents starting out at the lowest point of humanity. You are suddenly rest. >> Who's Oscar? >> Oh, he's a friendo. He's like a knight. He's going to help you out. >> But >> okay, >> lowest point of humanity. I wonder in the world of Dark Souls if there's probably lower points than this. They may very well be magic, right? >> We can get fraggled into like a hollow that has nothing left, not even memory. >> Yeah, there's like evil creatures skittering around and there's magic curses and stuff and goo and fire. >> Yeah, Lost Isolith, I think, is the bottom, but then again, it might go lower than that. I haven't brushed off my Dark Souls L in a while. by Oscar, knight of Atora, who pushes a corpse down into your cell, [music] bearing a key that will secure your escape. Oscar, like you, is undead and is close to going hollow. So, he selects you to continue his pilgrimage. >> Opening up the rickety cell door and stepping outside, the only way is you not so tempted to play Dark Souls now. >> Look at this. >> Gee, golly gosh, no, I'm not. >> Every step forward is an act of ascension. It's not my thing. I could tell it's it's not going to be sometimes you just >> Every step forward is an act of ascension. >> Well, >> yeah, now you're thinking about it. >> Pass the asylum demon to the top of the bridge to fight the tourist demon. You're scaling even higher towards the mysterious bird that will clutch you in its talons and fly you to your temporary safe haven at Fireling Shrine. >> Wait a minute. Okay, chat. You're going to have to help me out here. Didn't he just Is this the right order? Because don't you go you kill the asylum demon then you get the raven that takes you to filing shrine and then you fight ta torist demon after that. You don't fight ta torist demon after asylum and then get the raven to fire link. How do you get this wrong? [laughter] This is a weird but okay that's fine whatever. >> And of course you're climbing even higher through the undead b to confront >> um so this is curious as well. He said like you keep going up and I know where he's going to go. He's it will end up in Analondo probably. But um that's one of several paths. There is you can go to the catacombs. Um or you can go to the what's what's the place like the the where the place of the spirits get you? That's even lower, right? Or is that they're both lower. But you need to ring the two bells. One of them is with the gargoyles. The other is with Quaog. Who you now know Rags? You saw Quaog earlier. Big spider lady. >> Oh, I did. Yeah, the spiders. Yeah, I did see qua lag >> new Londo. That's it. Yeah. So, >> the bells at the top of the cathedral. >> Yes. >> And even still, you climb even further towards >> God, I [ __ ] love this game. >> Your destination of the first bell of awakening with the camera panning out so that you may see the fruits of your efforts far below you. This is one of the apex moments of pacing in Dark Souls. You feel accomplished. The souls of the enemies whom you've defeated littering the spaces below you. I love the way he he's he's a he is trying to make this so much more flowery and it's just >> remember the what barriers of blockage what was the full quote the things he would say >> artificial barriers of blockage beautiful quote >> I was in a Devil May Cry video >> we did eventually just stop covering him but he was fascinating to me >> it's an overlook pinnacle of dark soul >> like remember he's like an incredibly talented chef >> yes >> like a super skilled like culinary >> dude the videos he poured his heart and soul into top tier, but he he was like he was like doing the the sort of video essay thing of just trying to hit the algorithm and stuff for a while and talk about Dark Souls. This traversal of verticality from the lowest of the low to one of the higher points in Lord drawn. Imagine the first time you experienced this moment that for the very first time [music] it had some weight behind it because our consciousness is aware that a change in elevation occurred whether that distance is measured in physical footsteps or the growth of our own mentality. >> Yeah. >> I mean that's it's it's a it's a not super duper well- constructed way of saying that you could feel it in your body and soul. >> Yes. This would all feel much different if the player started out at a geographical elevation that was equal to or higher with the elevation of that first spell of awakening. Our culture reminds us that the best things in life are those we strive for, we [music] work towards and pursue. Pursuit is most certainly analogous with reaching for something. And when you reach for something, you're usually reaching out and upwards and move in that action. Think about the story of Rapunzel, the woman locked in a cave. I you know if I need >> to get down from the tower descend from the top of the tower. >> Well, but it's also weird because you got to go down to ring the other bell in Dark Souls. So I you ring two bells. >> The number of situations in which you are pursuing a woman with implausibly long hair who lives on top of a castle are quite few. And most often if you're pursuing something, it's going to be like a small child in a parental way or like a cat or an escaped pet which is going to be reaching down. So there's plenty or like you've dropped your keys. >> Actually, most of the time you probably are reaching down. >> Yes. Well, yeah. >> Instead at the top of a tall castle with no way out, Rapunzel's escape was an act of descension. Unlike our hero in Dark Souls, escape is >> Well, but you do have to go down to get the other bell. Tone alled. I can't come confusing me. >> Usually associated with running away from something, not toward it. Rapunzel ran away from confinement. Prisoners run away from guards. We are taught to run from what pursues us. In Dark Souls, you run. >> Have you noticed he changes the intonation on Dark Souls a lot? >> Dark Souls. Dark Souls. Dark Souls. Dark Souls. It's uh I think it's to do with the video essay thing. >> Towards things that have confined you. It all feels like an act of pursuit rather than escape. Of course, this is a video game, but the bottom line remains. Dark Souls wants you to confront. The first few hours of the game, when analyzed together like this, really summarize one of the critical sections of the game. Past the gargoyles, most of the game forward has you plunging in the opposite direction down. >> Okay, there we go. But the thing is, you don't have to do the gargoyles first. You can go down first. Well, I thought this was Yeah, like the nature of Dark Souls is that it's somewhat nonlinear. >> Obviously, if you go by, so to speak, the easiest to approach enemies in an order, that's kind of how it would take you. But I mean, a lot of players will subsequently uh do whatever they want. And a lot of players will >> if completely left unguided, they'll go to all kinds of places first, >> way down into the darkness and unseen horror. It's with certain confidence I can say that Dark Souls was designed in such a manner. Most players will find themselves heading towards lower Undead Berg and the depths directly after defeating the gargoyless. This leaves zero breathing room and eliminates the chance for a player's emotional state to return to equilibrium after such a constant upward trajectory. This is where I feel Dark Souls really nails it. >> It's like poetry. >> Yes. If the early game in terms of emotional pacing, you've defeated the gargoyles on that mighty rooftop. You've climbed. You >> the mighty rooftop. >> He's a mighty rooftop. >> He did. [laughter] >> I guess it would have to be mighty to hold the weight of both those gargoyless and you. >> So, I mean, it checks out logically. >> Rooftop. >> And you've rung the first bell of awakening, but there's no rest for the wicked in Dark Souls. The next few hours of the game exist immediately for the sole purpose. >> Is that you? Are are you wicked? in a sense game narratively >> in a sense. >> Okay. >> Oh, he does have 14 humanity. Damn, look at him go. >> It's like uh you can spend that to um Oh, [ __ ] My my knowledge is getting expended here. Like >> become a better video essaist. >> You can like increase the ember on bonfires that then get you more Estus, I think. Or you can spend on something else like to uh to unhollow yourself. I need to play Dark Souls again. It's been a while. sense of dread and that is to plunge downward into blackness. Blight Town, most notable in the series for being one of the most wretched areas in existence. >> Yeah, Blight Town's pretty horrifyingly awful. Uh >> some people mentioned lowest you can get is Blight Town. >> Um no, there's definitely lower than Blight Town. Blight Town is just filled with poisons. Why people get driven nuts by it? Also, the terrain is very rocky. >> Mark's the cornerstone. >> I mean, you know what I mean. Not rocks, but Rocky >> for this justosition. As a firsttime player, Blight Down is just a big big nightmare. Let's be honest here. Not only is it difficult to get your mind wrapped around where you're at usually, but it's also in tmbed in geographical ambiguity. Ladders leading upwards in geographical ambiguity. >> He moved into talking normal and then he like overcompensated to hype a video essay. Geographical ambiguity. Yeah. >> Make up for lost syllables. ladders leading downwards and even horizontal ladder bridges defying the laws of gravity. Endless swarms of flying enemies, toxic darts being shot out from the darkness at all corners around you, and more than your fair share of chances to fall to your death. It's all stemmed in this very cathedral-like atmosphere, too. You feel like you're up so high at some. >> It's all stem. >> Um, >> does he mean like steep? >> Maybe steep. All stems. >> Stem definitely isn't the right word. >> The cream of the pie. I think >> you could have stems. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Centralized in a giant cave that you can barely see. It's got this weird effect that makes you feel very claustrophobic on one hand, but very isolated on the other. Like you're a small fish in a >> Why why do you present that? Like >> Yeah. Like they're actually they go hand in hand a bit, don't they? >> Yeah. >> That's very strange. But in lie of that, >> I thought he was going to say very um like claustrophobic and yet exposed. >> That's what I thought because that's kind of what is invited. It's like saying blue but like it's it's very blue but umbrella. >> Mhm. [laughter] >> I mean, you know, >> the very bottom of Blight Town for your inevitable duel with a chaos witch, Quaog. >> There she is. Dark Souls feels very centralized in theme when you complete Blight Town and make your way back to Firelink Shrine. The journey from the beginning of the game to the first Bell Awakening as a direct and thematic counterpoint to the journey from Firelink Shrine to the second Bell of Awakening. Although each portion of the game is very direct and focused, the linear journey from point A to point B, the geographical verticality moves in perfect opposites. Obviously, the game >> Is he about to say that? Obviously, the game like doesn't stick to this format like after this point. >> I mean, it's got a famously unfinished third act. This game >> opens up so much more after you ring that second bell of awakening, but the path to the end of the game seems much more annular and much more free form at the same time once you >> annular. Annula platoon. Did he mean what's >> um >> shaped like a ring or forming a circle with an open space inside? >> Oh, I didn't know that. >> I didn't know that. >> Would you say that that's the what Dark Souls looks like after you >> Well, so the way it works is you've got your like big flower as your major hit points of like where you where you end up going. When you hit this act, you need to collect a bunch of like big big big souls, big important souls. And they sort of they're like major points. You could argue they're the they're like [clears throat] five points on the flower at the edges that make a big circle in in in a way. You got to get them bosses and places you've been before or push a little bit further to get to them and then you'll get all the souls and you can uh get to the next step. Um, so he's like the free form part is choosing which one you want first and then the annular maybe that they form a sort of circle in totality I guess. go maybe >> time. Once you do that, you've got options to hit up the Valley of the Drakes, Dark Route Garden, New Londo, and of course, there is the inevitable run through Sense Fortress, [music] the catacombs, and various other areas. But these areas never feel as linear and vertical as the areas before you rung both Bells of Awakening. They're more self-centralized loops where you'll be circumventing square footage more so on a planular scale. circumventing square footage on a scale. >> Where you getting these words from, dude? [laughter] You're gonna you're going to stump us. >> Any of those areas, including and especially an Orlando in the Duke's archives feel like >> I love Analondo. It's so cool. >> Expanded upon and made into whole worlds themselves. It's easy to jump into those zones and walk around for hours getting adjusted to their game space, which puts them in stark contrast to the otherwise very vertical and direct path you've been previously taken on during the bells of awakening. It's this differentiation that I believe is interesting to look at when analyzing Dark Souls or any other successful game. How a world is built is important, but I could argue that the pacing, you know, the journey through the world and how and when you interact with it is even more critical to the total experience. Couldn't couldn't you also say that that is how the world is built? Like how the world is built will determine the pacing >> like it's not it's not something that is it is strictly apart from >> uh the open the way that the world is designed. >> Compare this with one of the first videos, not the first one we covered on the EAP anniversary where Tonal here he talks about like you know pacing, setting, mood and how that all contributes to you know the feeling of a game. This just needs like another draft. He's He's got this. He's got a couple mistakes and there's a couple words that Yeah. But like you could tell he cared. This was This was before the the Cuz this is before I even knew his channel existed back in the day cuz he starts aiming like I said toward the algorithm and then he does fall into some faster creation. But you could tell the heart and soul was still here. >> Can I query a word? He said planular. >> Yes. >> So >> pertaining to a plane I said of a planet. Well, no, cuz that's I think that's planer plan cuz I that's what I was expecting him to does this describe what he is describing. The word planular is an adjective that means relating to a planular which is the flat free swimming siliated lava of certain aquatic animals like jellyfish and corals >> that kind of pertaining to a plane with lava. >> This says what I said. So what's >> which I think is planer as opposed to >> planer. Well, plan that. I just looked it up, but maybe they're both I mean both they're really close. They might mean the same thing. >> It nails it giving us a lot of fantastic pertaining plane. >> Yeah, they're they're basically two different words for the same thing. >> The man is teaching us words. >> He is experience a variety of emotions while being paced through some very interesting and different gameplay sections. Dark Souls is a very dark game, but at the end of its tunnel is a very bright potential for interesting topics and discussions that are relevant today. If you enjoyed this, >> there is an aspect to this that has an almost AI like quality to it, but this is obviously before then. >> Well, yeah, cuz I've learned nothing. [laughter] >> Like just the way. >> It's just crazy. If you made the right Dark Souls essay at a certain point in time, you could explode your channel. You just got to do it the right way. >> Video, subscribe to Downward Thrust now because more Souls content will become Well, this is Dark Souls game analysis and there is absolutely nothing to do with like the mechanics or the game play or >> somewhat strange video design. >> This was this was a this was a almost entirely vibes-based analysis. Listen, he's uh he's he's learning and growing. He's not quite the chef yet. He's not the white Samari. >> He took took a This is the prequel era. Still learning. >> Samourri >> will be coming very soon. And thanks for watching. Have a kickass day, guys. >> I will. >> Hell yeah. >> Oh. Oh god. You know what? I am more critical of it with the fact that it's called Dark Souls game analysis. >> Yeah, that's what you're saying. [laughter] >> Yeah. Well, look. All right. It's just >> one bite moment for the road. >> Why you look all right? I'm tired. I'm sleepy. >> Well, that's all right. There's only going to be one more video. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Chat, if you haven't figured this out already, you know, I just I'd be I'd be shocked and appalled. Oh god, >> it's not going to content cannot be played. >> I know why. Hang on. >> Age restricted or [laughter] >> this? You're going to have to talk about yourself. This won't take long, like 5 minutes. >> Yeah. All right. Yeah, sure. Um, >> we should let you to expect something particularly exciting and spicy if watch >> something age restricted. All right, guys. >> Oh my goodness. This is exciting indeed. What could it be? I'm all at on Twitter with anticipation. Is the is the first uh is the first Dark Souls generally considered to be the best of the >> A lot of people would pick it but I mean chat label right now your number one from Software you could choose Soulsorn games to narrow it down a bit. What's the best Soulsorn game? You can only choose one. Let's see what chat have to say. Oh, we got lots of threes of Bloodborne. Uh, my pick would be Sakuro. >> I I only see one three in Bloodborne. I do not see many Sakuro. I don't think I've seen a single Sakaro. >> What do you mean? There's loads of Sakuro. >> What? Oh, is there Oh, I think I think the translate thing is is uh is flooping again. >> Oh, it is. It says axe. >> Yeah. Okay. It looks like there are a bunch of there's a lot of sacros. Yeah. Translates as like a little Let me screenshot it for you what it says. >> No, but I mean, why is it translating for me, but it is for you guys? That's annoying. >> Well, yeah. And the other time you were talking about it, I didn't know what you were talking about. But then now it's Yeah, that's >> that's what And then you mouse over it and it says Saro. >> Oh, it's that symbol as well. That symbol keeps popping up whenever Okay. >> Okay. Well, nevertheless. Okay. So, it oscillates between 13 uh and it's funny. I say it oscillates between one, three, blood, and sacro. So it oscillates between four games. >> There we go. [laughter] >> All right. >> I'm already noticing my hair. The hair is quite impressive. >> Chat, you know what time it is. >> Oh, his hair has gone his hair has gone through multiple phases. Let's just say an event took place between the long lost times in which we would have ventured into this particular uh entity. We're going to show you that and then maybe we'll just cover a more modern version. Here we go. This is something that did actually happen. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> Why don't you make me? >> I'll beat your ass if you come in here, man. I'm not playing. I'll beat your [ __ ] ass, man. >> Apparently, >> there's a theme on this anniversary of being rude to your parents. It's a >> Oh my god. This is more than rude. This is like [laughter] >> I mean, >> the other guy was more than rude as well, but you know, >> I'll beat your [ __ ] ass. You hear me? >> I'll beat your [ __ ] ass. Don't play with me, boy. >> Don't play with me, boy. >> His daddy's saying that, too. >> He probably lives here by their grace. making me fight my family. Look at this [ __ ] >> You made me do this. >> Swear to God, you guys. I'm going to get you back for this, Chris. I'm going to [ __ ] get you back for this. You understand? You son of a [ __ ] >> You might get my computer taken away, but I'll get it back. Don't worry. >> I'll get it back, [ __ ] I'll get it back, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Sick of this goddamn [ __ ] I'm a grown ass man, [ __ ] God damn it. >> [ __ ] you. >> Any man must say >> that [laughter] is insane. >> He's those eyes are coming out. >> It's so loud that the microphone has no idea. >> Microphone cannot tolerate this. It's too much. >> So confused. [laughter] Is he maybe just an actual demon like from The Exorcist or something? And that's the noise that he makes when the demon comes. >> Very likely. Yes. >> I don't need this goddamn [ __ ] >> You [ __ ] Chris, listen to me. You piece of [ __ ] I will have the last laugh with you. I will [ __ ] have the last laugh. You may have [ __ ] ruined my family, but I'm gonna find out where you live and I'm gonna [ __ ] end your life. You understand that, Christian? I'm gonna [ __ ] sad life, man. This isn't over again. I'm going to [ __ ] Chris. I know your name. It's Christian Thirstston, and I'm coming for you, Christian. >> I'm coming looking for you, Christian. I'm going to [ __ ] end your life. You understand that? >> I'm sure that any information that Jared here has on this Christian fellow is whatever he's been fed that isn't real. Because Jared is actually like really stupid. >> Oh, he's a psycho. But this this was many years ago. He's since mellowed out. >> I'm going to injure [ __ ] >> I'm going TO SWITCH YOUR GUN. >> So that's why it got the age rating, I think, which prevented it from being played once together temporarily, but we've bypassed it. Yeah. >> Uh, [laughter] that's actually where it cuts out. I think they killed the internet and uh, he since he since calmed down, but it's been a long time. How do you think he's doing these days, you know? I mean, >> man, I really hope that he's like found Jesus or something. I don't know. >> He always had Jesus. Okay, so he's doing great. But I mean, we were just commenting on how how long it's been. Let's say uh time time comes for soul times wins. >> How's it going guys? It's Jared Genesis here. >> Wow. >> How many years are we talking here? How much of a how much of a a jump is this? >> I believe it's like three or four years. There's no way it's more than four. >> That's Well, that's remarkable. >> Wow. That's insane. Three years. Um, >> I I think I turned out all right. [laughter] Jeez. I think I'd turned out a Okay. >> There been improvements. The bedroom has decorations. >> Yes. >> It has stuff covering the walls. Yeah. >> Let's Let's >> got a couple of Xbox 360 games there. >> Is that the original Xbox? >> I think that's an OG Xbox. But it's OG Xbox or Xbox 360 game cases? I can't tell. who uh >> when when [clears throat] I first found EVAP, I I went like hunting for all of the earliest episodes, including like the pre-Eap ones, and went hunting specifically for Jared ones. So, I remember what the room used to look like. I remember the weird scorch marks on the wall [laughter] by the light switch and the bed that wasn't a bed cuz it was just >> I told you it's not scorch marks. That's dirt. >> It was just dirt. Dirt from the hand. >> Scorch marks is way funnier than brushes cuz [laughter] we we talked to Yeah. We had like entire episodes where we like talked about it, analyzed the room. It's where his he would constantly swipe the wall to hit the switch. >> Yes. >> And doing that over and over and over and over is his hands would build up dirt and resic. >> He had a giant [laughter] >> skeleton with the runes. That's right. He had the the skeleton runes >> trying to dress you up to be some kind of psychopath to get views. Just a desperate way to clout chase. I would imagine that's probably what Cody is. Uh, it's funny to me, too, because I noticed he was just talking about the quartering. >> Excuse me. >> Well, some things never change. >> No. >> Yeah, man. >> By the way, congrats on your [ __ ] face surgery. You now look like handsome Squidward. This guy, he's got a stretched out [ __ ] face. Oh, lord. I mean, it's just honestly sad these people. >> He looks like he's aged like 15 years. >> How great is wild. been through a war or something. A lot has changed. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] sad, dude. >> Uh how insecure you must be to do that, bro. You know, I mean, look at this. I just >> Oh, God. >> Awesome, man. >> On camera, bro. I have nothing to >> As the as his wall decor says, I don't grow up, I level up. >> I see. >> I I don't give a [ __ ] dude. I'm a fat old man drink. >> The mug says dad. >> I'm a fat [laughter] old man. How old is he? >> How far is this time jump? >> Old man drinking from a mug that says rad dad and I don't even have any children. Okay, [clears throat] [ __ ] I got nothing to lose. >> I [laughter] got nothing to lose. >> Jared the White >> and nothing to hide. And that's how it should be, bro. You know, being genuine, being authentic, that's what people love. And you're not authentic, Cody. You're a loser, bro. But again, listen, guys. Who Who is this? >> He's obsessed over individual random chatters in his chat. >> He's just got authentic like pure LOL cow gene. Like he can't he obsessed with anybody who's critical in like the chat. >> I'm just going to focus on gaming now. Okay. [snorts] Uh the fitness thing, I might do that one day. >> No, [clears throat] you won't. [laughter] I obviously >> What even was that? >> Mom was not sound. >> Something escaped. [laughter] >> His body right now fitness. >> A little part of his soul is [laughter] his body's natural instinctive reaction to the concept of exercise. >> Stalking loser trolls who like to get off on me working out, you know, because I'm sort of heavy set cuz I got a bloated gut. They're they're into that thing. It's a weird fetish. They're a bunch of loser creeps and I'm just, you know, maybe 10, 20 years from now, whenever I might even be 70 and make a YouTube channel, you know, fitness channel. Who knows? >> I don't have a drum kit that I really want to play or a bass guitar. >> Wait, so that means something happened on the drum kit. It was either It was probably sold or something. But yeah, >> drum saw on the bottom left >> right here. the bottom in this image >> below the Xbox. Is that not a drum? >> The Xbox on a drum. >> Oh, that's the that's the right. Um, you had a friend. >> Oh, sorry. Yeah, bottom right. [laughter] >> Left and right. Left and right are pretty much the same, right? There's not real much difference. >> If you think about it, right is just a weird left. >> Exactly. Put a mirror there. The same. >> Those might be like stands in the very back on the right against leaning against the wall. >> It's not a set though. That's the thing. It's just the one. >> They were once a set. He still had the Thomas the Tank Engine sitting in front of the TV, too, just hanging out there. >> Oh, yeah. >> I hope the original owner is okay. >> Yeah. >> He's so gassy. >> So, I'm going to eventually invest in music. So, uh I hope you guys enjoy my gaming [ __ ] And uh yeah, that's that's pretty much what I got, man. Sorry about my [ __ ] [clears throat] >> old man coughs there. I don't know what's going on, homie. I think I'm just >> I think my co my body is disagreeing with coffee because I just abuse coffee all the time. >> And that is like a Lisa cup. >> Yeah, I mean get it in. >> That's probably what it is. I hate coffee at this point, but it's the only thing that keeps me going. Oh, >> people say that and I feel like they need to kind of actually like try and search for coffee that they like, >> you know, and it's it's safer than crack cocaine. >> Not that I would use that [ __ ] but um that's pretty [snorts and clears throat] much all I have at this point, aside from tea, but tea isn't quite as strong. Uh coffee is pretty much the only thing I got. So, um yeah, it's ruining my teeth, though. I probably need to go to the dentist. Uh staining the [ __ ] out of my teeth. I used to have beautiful white teeth, bro. >> What is going on? >> Well, this is Jared. Okay, at least he just he's just >> simultaneously. I can like I'm I should be respected, but I'm a loser, and here's all the reasons why. It's the thing that someone mentioned before. Here's a bunch of, you know, vulnerable information about me. Please don't use it to make fun of me or humiliate me kind of thing. >> Thanks to coffee. >> He's like, he's like a chronicler. He understands that there's apparently about 60 years worth of law that the historians will need to know. And so he's just spilling it all out onto the internet so that people will understand where he's come from. >> Disgusting. >> Uh but at least they're not, you know, falling out from meth like one of my trolls. Uh he knows who he is. So at least I have him oneuped on that. But uh anyways guys, that's pretty much what >> Anyways guys, I don't know. It's just >> that's that's been a really fun update on how my body is falling apart and how all of my aspirations will come to not. Uh, I will see you guys on the next stream. Uh, [laughter] next up, man. >> I got some gaming. >> All in all, I just wanted to say this, bro. Like, YouTube is over. Like, YouTube party is [ __ ] over. >> Uh, it's only a matter of time before YouTube bites the dust. [clears throat] And so, just let these gatekeeping scumbags have their fun, guys, because eventually karma will sort them out. And you know why I know this? It's because when they no longer have their precious YouTube, they're doomed. YouTube is just it's a cancer full of these parasitic little lurkers and so Rumble like that they >> I think he's talking about the audience. Yeah. >> Chatters >> chat are you okay with this? I I feel I feel you may have some you parasitic littleers. >> Our chat is pretty they're pretty cool and creative and fun and generous >> would never last, bro. You see what I'm saying? like it it's simply just YouTube is the reason why these parasites are allowed to still be you know basically uh well I don't want to get in trouble but you know metaphorically speaking alive okay I'm not I'm not saying physic >> yeah it's like the chatter is that's their job that's what sustains them they would just go do something else >> or anything I'm not threatening their lives >> but they're able to YouTube is the host they're the parasite okay that's what I'm saying they're able to you know still [snorts] live on that host until YouTube dies, you know, until the host dies. >> Because I mean, let's just face it, you know, someone like, I don't know, MJR, [ __ ] Radical Reggie, they they would never last on Rumble. I know Camel Cuck has a Rumble, but I mean, he barely gets any views on there, bro. Most of his views come from YouTube. He would be [ __ ] without YouTube as well. I'm telling you guys, give it a few more years. Eventually you >> I mean maybe but like I don't know. YouTube seems like it's it's bordering on the whole like if it disappeared it would destroy too many other things to be gone so it won't be gone. You know what I mean? >> It's a big lynch pin on the industry >> like something will swoop in and buy it and keep it alive at all costs. >> It seems it would work that way. >> It's making I think it's like more profit every year year on year and has been for like two decades at this point. >> Oh is it actually making profit now? >> I think it is but annoyingly that comes at the expense of the creator experience. Well, as per usual, >> YouTube will crumble. Uh, people are tired of it. YouTube is no longer the cool place to be. It's It's [ __ ] lame now. I mean, everyone in their mama knows that. >> Where's the cool place? Tell us, Jared. >> Everyone in their grandma knows that YouTube [ __ ] sucks, dude. >> And um, [clears throat] like I said, it's just it's it's full of a bunch of little cultists, bro. That's what these [ __ ] are. They're literal cult members. And you know, I've dealt with so much [ __ ] >> He's talking about the conformity gators. I get it. I understand. >> Oh, yeah. He's a big I could tell I pegged him as a big Stranger Things fan. >> [ __ ] from these losers, but I don't remember. >> The fact it's been about 4 minutes since the first Anyways, guys, is on Brown with Jared. Like, you still >> Yep. >> You did. I know I still made a difference and I'm proud of myself for that. So, for all you [ __ ] on here, you know, thinking like He ruined his life, you know. He gained 20 pounds because of YouTube. >> 20. >> Why are they British? [laughter] >> The British are up to something. >> Got ruined. Okay. Yeah, I gained some weight, but I can always [ __ ] lose it. Okay, [ __ ] Uh, plus I mean, a lot of this weight gain probably just came from being older [ __ ] Okay, so I am working on that, you know. He just [laughter] keeps throwing in. It's harder though when you're 40 minutes >> in place of a period. >> But it's just like I'm going to leave now and you know, [ __ ] you if you call me fat. Yeah, okay. I am fatter. Yeah, fine. I'm fatter. >> I mean, it's probably cuz I'm old. It's kind of hard to lose the weight at that point. Like he just veered himself into this self admission of his like journey with weight loss. >> No, you don't. >> He just said he just said he's 40. Like he's not ancient ancient. >> Yeah, he's fine. If you're 40 and healthy, >> you just get fat at 40. Everyone does, dude. Everyone >> when you hit 40, you're starting to get the age where it's like, yeah, if you've been taking care of yourself, you're you're good to go. You're fine, man. But if you have not been taking care of yourself, that's going to now you're going to really start feeling it. >> Yeah. >> So, you just got to find what works for you. You know, what foods work for you, what exercises work for you. It's just a more complex game. If I were in my 20s, I mean, you guys remember me, some of you remember me when I was in my 20s. I've been doing YouTube for that long. Uh I look like a completely different person. So >> any >> I mean if he's 40 then I guess you Yeah, you'd need to drop Well, 11 years it would put him in his 29. >> Well, it would I guess it that would be the longest if he says he's 40 now and he was in his 20s. The longest it would be would be 20. >> Yes. >> But I mean like I the the the staggering difference in how he looks after three or four years. That's wild. >> Anyways guys, we'll see you on the next one. Anyways, watching peace >> that's a real anyways guys. >> So >> okay. [laughter] >> Why is there a duck on his screen? >> What do you see? [laughter] >> What do you see? I didn't get the next frame. What? >> Oh my god. Why is he shirtless? >> The Xbox has moved. >> Xbox. >> There's been a catastrophic change in the environment. >> This has upset the habitat. Someone has moved items. There's no more Thomas and Tank Engine. >> A skateboard. It all that stuff is on a skateboard. The TV is on a skateboard. >> Well, that is just not a good idea. >> Precariously on a wheeled the wheeled right said that you should live dangerously. That's right. He's just taking the wide the wise words of nature. >> He's he I look at him [laughter] and I think philosopher. So again, he's a nichian creature. [laughter] >> This is here looking swaggy as [ __ ] >> Swag. >> Swaggy. >> Oh, it's even better. It's a duck wearing a hat. Christmas hat. Yeah. >> So, uh, this is the Stinky Cheese Man, otherwise known as the Jerry Genesis Man. >> I read this book as a kid, by the way. I had this. It's a very cool book. Very cool book. >> Recognize it. >> Fairly stupid tales. [clears throat] Let's get into it. The very ugly duckling. Uh, I will spoil this one only because [laughter] I'm going to spoil it. >> Oh, no. You had one job. >> It's so short. >> You're going to read me funny stories. >> Uh, basically it's about a very ugly duckling who hopes to grow up to be a beautiful swan. You guys know that story. Uh, unfortunately, this one has a different twist to it. Well, as it turned out, he was just a really ugly duckling. And he grew up to be just a really ugly duckling. The end. We all know you're about that life. Gerogenesis. [laughter] >> Suck one [ __ ] I don't care. >> You don't care. But you brought it up unprompted. >> You just decided to go. >> I'm sorry. The hat has like, as they say, is it's like a shield. It gives him aura. I think we could deny this. >> I My first thing I look at this and I think, you know, in a weird way, it's kind of wholesome. >> Yeah. He's reviewing a children's book in his own time. This is what he should be doing. >> Kind of. Yeah. >> Yes. [laughter] >> I still got the swagger. >> Good [ __ ] Lord, bro. You certainly >> Jeffrey Dmer was busy in prison, wasn't it? >> Holy crap, man. I don't know what to say to this. Uh, except that's pretty [ __ ] awesome. So, if you ever want to see a story about Jerenesis, check out the Stinky Cheese Man. That's pretty much me in a nutshell. I scare away all the ladies. Um, just like Stinky Cheeseman. As you can see, he made his parents pass out and die from a stench just like me. Rest in peace, Mom and Dad. Just kidding. But uh >> Oh, you >> I'm hoping he's kidding. >> God damn it. Look at this artwork, man. That is so cool. >> That's pretty awesome. The artwork. >> Yeah, it's very cool. Very stylistic. >> Holy [ __ ] bro. And [clears throat] there's my ex-girlfriend who only dated me for a day, but she's like, "Oh god, you smell like stinky cheese, Jared. Good lord, son." Anyways, guys, that's what I got today. The stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales. You can buy it on Amazon. It's definitely worth the four or five bucks. So, thanks for watching y'all. We'll see you next time. [laughter] >> I like how he it has a tag that says 329 on it. Then he says it's definitely worth the four or$5. [laughter] He like hands it to them and they char they charge five and he's just like he's okay doesn't say that but that's okay. >> I know I said that I wouldn't be sure this >> Tails look. >> Oh yeah >> is always in a new spot >> and also the but the TV is still on a skateboard. >> The habitat has changed again that he's still living dangerously. Yeah, >> the skateboard has moved. Like the entire room is rearranged. >> It has. >> Or maybe using the Xbox games to prop up the skateboard to prop up the TV. >> Yes, that does appear to be the case. >> No, the skateboard wheels are on the >> desk. >> No, there's Xbox games for sure beneath the skateboard. >> But there there's the space under the skateboard. They're not making contact with the skateboard. >> There's even see the shadow. >> They're just there. It's just space. >> Well, if that's the board and there's wheels there, >> then that's one of the wheels. And that's got to be touching an Xbox game. This whole green [ __ ] >> a little bit >> my videos anymore. But lo and behold, the shirts that I got were too small. >> So, I don't really have a choice. So, sorry guys. Um, [clears throat] >> really all my clothes and I and I didn't get any new ones to to account for my girth. You have to deal with shirtless Jared at least one more time. [clears throat] >> One more time. >> Not that my homo trolls will have any problem with that. I can assure you. But [laughter] >> for anyone who's not a troll, I I do apologize for that. >> What is What? >> Why? Why? Why? You're not talking about them. >> You specifically addressed your homo. >> If you're a homo but not a troll, I apologize. [laughter] You're You're a cool one. >> Sorry you had to see that side of me. [clears throat] So guys, um I've been away for a while. My bed frame that I've been sleeping on has actually given me more energy. And so I basically been using that energy to try to >> Is it Is that like an RPG item that just gives you stats [laughter] for some through some magical >> depends on if he was sleeping on something horrible before? Maybe it's an upgrade, you know, maybe >> because it's the grand wizard to upgrade and enchant his bed frame. That's how he gets energy. rest of us >> better myself in other ways. Like for example, cleaning my room. Here's a nice lovely black bag right here. [laughter] >> It does look cleaner. >> Like, Jared, you should probably take that bin bag out. He's like, what? >> Cleaning >> What do you mean? >> Cleaning his room does not include making the bed. [clears throat] >> I promise there's not a corpse in there. Okay, for [laughter] anyone who's wondering, speaking of my trolls, just kidding. [clears throat] >> That [laughter] sound >> Why is he drinking like that? >> What was that sound? >> Is he trying to make sure that his like lips or teeth? >> Listen to it. It's beautiful. >> Speaking of my trolls. Just kidding. [clears throat and snorts] [laughter] >> That's a fat man noise. [cough] If it's major news stuff like you know Carmelo Anthony, Chud the Builder, I can promise you it's a scout. Like I can promise you that this was orchestrated >> by let's just say you know the people behind the scenes. Okay. >> I don't know. [laughter] Oh my god. This is like him as he currently is. This is what >> you know I'm talking about. Oh, excuse me. >> Get [clears throat] it out, Jared. Get it out. >> And of course, these cults are backed by the feds. You know, feds control all cults, all all religions. Um >> Oh, [clears throat] >> you know, the Catholic Church was actually founded by Satanist, >> the Knights Tars, [laughter] which I know it's goose vault, >> and I hate to say it like that. >> Wait, does that mean Satanists are feds? How does that work? I do enjoy my deuce vulting on >> deuce vault >> more like feds or satanists. >> He enjoys his deuce vaulting on >> Twitter. But like yeah those people were actually evil. They were free freemasons bro. They they were not good people unfortunately. >> What has happened? >> You know uh the Assassin's Creed character was based on the Knights Templars 2. And as you guys should know by now a lot of video games are based on satanic cults and things. >> They [laughter] were the villains. They were the villains. a lot of video games based on satanic cults >> like that. Uh all kinds of wicked demonic [ __ ] Look at like Devil May Cry and uh which I have to admit is a really good game, but uh other things. It's all >> those damn Satanists, dude. They know how to make a good game. >> [ __ ] demonic, bro. Like this world is truly sick and evil, >> and if you stand for light, you're going to be hated, dude. stand for life. He stand for life. >> This does feel so awkward when you think back to the destroying the microphone screaming. [laughter] >> He was a broken man. >> He was standing for light for you. >> He was a wretched sinner, but he's changed now. >> And when I say that too, I also wanted to say that I don't see race. You know, [laughter] >> it's a good thing to randomly throw in just because we were wondering. We [snorts] were definitely all >> [ __ ] cleared that up, dude. We were all thinking People make things out of race because they're they're programmed to be like that. They they want you to see race because that's what causes division. >> Us not understanding that we're all inherently the same. You know, uh [clears throat] >> we have different skin tones, but that we shouldn't. >> He can go from all things are demons to I'm Martin Luther King within [laughter] like 30 seconds. >> Avoid those Satanists, but we're all the same >> by that. is stupid and uh you know it's it's just part of their game. We're part of their play and we're we're playing the roles that are given to us by the powers that be. You know, >> they gave you that role. This is the role they gave you. You have to shorten to the straw when they were passing out roles. Okay. You should have prayed harder at the cult. >> You think the Satanists put a camera inside Tails? >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> It's an audio. It's a It's a bug. It's a listening device, not a camera. >> Staring right at him. >> I feel like it might be a camera. >> Right at us. Right at me. Oh god. >> And here I am on YouTube getting a strike cuz I use a word like f a, you know, >> of course you do. >> Yeah, that's it's kind of rude. >> Uh I [clears throat] think it was actually just due to my lack of sleep that I was wanting to eat carbohydrates. [laughter] >> Uh can we get some nutrition experts in the chat? Uh, [laughter] does sleeping make you really crave [snorts] carbohydrates? >> Does that make you awkward? [laughter] >> I believe that bread makes me hate the gays. >> Lose probably 30 lbs now that I'm sleeping better. It's just going to be a slow process. >> All right. >> The reason why I say 30 lbs is because that's how much uh [clears throat] weight that I gained over these past like four to five or not even four to five, like Jesus Christ. Like it's been like close to seven years now. >> Oh well. >> I want to say that I gained this weight or something. Not not quite seven years. Maybe like six years ago. >> Yeah. >> I think that's like seven years >> when I started hitting like 260 and [ __ ] like that. >> But uh anyways guys, I'm half asleep right now. [laughter] >> He said, "Anyways guys, the video is far from over. >> Uh I've been cleaning my room up and [ __ ] all day. >> Doing all kinds of stuff. I was exercising a little bit, too. So, I'm [ __ ] out of it. >> The the the cleaning up of the room, he counted that in as exercise. That was it. >> Absolutely. >> Picked up a few things. >> I'm not complaining. I am grateful and I [clears throat] thank God that I I now know what I need to do to get better. Um, so, [clears throat] you know, it is what it is, guys. Oh, excuse me. [laughter] And I'm just going to keep >> child of God >> practicing my manifestation and you know [ __ ] like that. And >> is practicing his manifestation? >> Magic powers. >> Yes. >> No, it's it's uh manifesting. That's like um >> that's a self-help thing, isn't it? Like magic powers. >> Ah, all right. >> I believe eventually I will probably be like a multi-billionaire. >> [laughter] >> Um, well, it's a positive mental attitude that's really important. >> So, >> well, you know, >> I don't feel like he's putting the max into his Roth IRA over the last 10 years. >> Dream big. >> Oh, you guys can laugh, but I mean, you hear about it all the time now. Like, manifestation is very real, guys. Quantum physics is very [ __ ] real. >> What the [ __ ] [laughter] Who's deni Who's denying quantum physics? >> I thought manifestation was some religious [ __ ] not quantum phys. If you manifest quantum physics, you become a billionaire. >> Yes. Wasn't that obvious? >> Each dollar. Yeah. >> It's [clears throat] not hard to manifest a life you want. You just have to learn to tap into it. And I believe I'm actually getting better by the day with that. Some of you guys, bro, you completely [ __ ] your life up gangstalking me, you know, wasting all your time thinking that you had like the golden law cow. That That's really what it is. You guys thought you had such a catch with me, >> but then you realize like, oh [ __ ] this guy's smarter than I thought he was. [laughter] >> That's what I was thinking. I thought, that was a thought that occurred to me a few times. >> Yeah, he's not falling for my tricks anymore. He's speaking real [ __ ] you know? He's showing everyone that I'm the troll, that I'm the psychopath. And it all blew up in their [ __ ] faces. I think a lot of them just are completely panicking right now. It's honestly kind of [ __ ] hilarious. Um >> yeah, [clears throat] because Jared's beginning to, >> you know, it is what it is, guys. I'm not worried about any of that [ __ ] >> It is what it is. >> But um [snorts] I guess that's what I got for today, guys. >> Will he make the noise? >> So, uh yeah, a little 20 minute video for y'all. Um, >> no, that wasn't that's not that was it. That's disappointing. >> I have to admit, it's nice to just sit down and rant. You know, I'm from Texas. I'm the rant boy. [clears throat] [laughter] >> Yes. Yes, we got it. >> Texas. I'm the rant. >> You never know what you pay off. Really? >> Yes. >> It's nice to just sit down and rant. You know, I'm from Texas. I'm the rant boy. >> [laughter] >> What do you think is in there? Is it just water? >> Is it some kind of probably? Yes, probably. >> It could be Mountain Dew. Look at him. >> Okay. [laughter] >> And plus, I've been [clears throat] doing this for like 10 years now, so it is refreshing to do. But, uh, I got to go get back to work, guys. So, uh, that's what I got today. And guys, listen, like I said, let's just work together. Let's do the best we can to work together and fight the real enemy. He >> looks like he's about to fall asleep, which I can relate to, by the way. >> Me. Otherwise, we're in serious [ __ ] trouble, man. >> Um [clears throat] >> Oh, yeah. >> I'll just end the video saying this. There's this hip-hop artist that I really [ __ ] love. I mean, listen, I like gangster rap, but like >> I'll be honest, there's a lot of racist within that genre, just like there's a lot of racist in rock and roll, too. Um, hold on a second. [laughter] >> Awesome, man. I can't [laughter] Why would anyone Why would anyone be racist? >> I [gasps] I've got some really important things to talk about. Okay. Oh, hang on. It just This is iconic. This is like one of my favorite clips ever >> saying this. There's this hip-hop artist that I really [ __ ] love. I mean, listen, I like gangster rap, but like I'll be honest, there's a lot of racist within that genre, just like there's a lot of racist in rock and roll, too. Um, hold on a second. [laughter] >> I probably lost a pound from that [laughter] alone. >> Sorry, guys. >> 29 to go. >> We've been eating pretty healthy, y'all. I had to let it out. >> I can tell. >> Oh, the sound. [laughter] >> He just gets the stew in it. >> As it rises up, he drinks. [laughter] >> Look at his face. >> We've been eating pretty healthy, y'all. I had to let it out. [laughter] >> Like the reverb of the noise going into the receptacle. >> Those vegetables and [ __ ] will do that to you. But anyhow, um, inappropriate time fart going back to speaking on racism. Um, [laughter] anyway, going back to racism, [clears throat] [laughter] >> you know, there's racist everywhere, guys. But, uh, I just wanted to say though, like when you can learn to not see race in people, >> that that's when you begin to heal, you know. [laughter] That's good to know, man. Is that what happens during our >> do you heal? >> When you learn not to see people by stupid labels, that's that's when we evolve as humans. And so I just pray guys that we continue to do that. I [clears throat] just wanted to say God bless you guys. Um you know what [snorts] I'm saying? >> Keeps lifting it up. >> How does he come across? He's cheering. [laughter] Yeah, I was about to say he comes across as intoxicated. weirdly >> say just like keep being good to each other, y'all. Um, I still believe there's hope for humanity. I'm praying for us anyways. >> Thanks, bro. >> With that said, y'all, I'll see you in the next video. Thanks for watching. Take care. >> Yeah, you bet. >> Wow, that was that was crazy to get like an updated where like where is he now kind of thing going on. That that was rough, man. I turned I've turned out okay. Jeez, I went down a pant size a few weeks ago, so I'm just like, "Holy shit." >> Oh, wow. Yeah, man. Hang in there, man. Hang in there, buddy. >> The social utility of Jared. It's like, no matter how bad you feel, it could be worse. So, actually, you're doing pretty well. >> There's something I don't see a white man, you know? I don't see race. That's not what I see when I look at Jared. >> There's something I was made aware of and uh it's rather amusing. You you you got to fetch it to where I need it. I'm gonna have to put it in here first. But uh >> yeah, sure. >> A little bit. It's a little bit wild. A little bit. It's a little bit crazy. Little bit funny. >> It's been a wild stream. >> It really has. >> Oh god. >> Do we need >> This is going to be abstract to say the least. >> Hey Mer and the EAP family. >> 88th anniversary. Thanks for making me the main character of year six. You know, Darth Boogie the wide. You know, my meat apron's still looking pretty good, fellas. And uh just so we're clear, I I did have cancer and the paperwork is uh somewhere. Don't worry about it. Anyways, you guys are not the worst people on the internet. I might be though. And uh yeah, look, you guys ALL MAKE ME LOVE BEING ALIVE. I LOVE BEING ALIVE. I LOVE BEING ALIVE FOR EAT. I'M FEELING TREMENDOUS [screaming] JOY, TREMENDOUS JOY FOR EAP. [laughter] I LOVE YOU GUYS. UH, and I mean, look, they're actual Nazis and rapists more redeemable than the most of you, some of you guys in chat. [laughter] You guys are great, though. Don't touch my tipples. >> I mean, that was like really [ __ ] but that was like hyper the the energy of the the the WJack with the the mask on where he's like Oh yeah, he's >> That was That was like really >> You were really mad. >> Super mega performative. He needed money. Whoever paid him to do that, he was really >> Yeah. How did that come about? Why? >> I believe it's through uh Fiverr or or whatever. Cameo or whatever it's called. >> Oh, I've heard of that. I've heard of Cameo. Okay. Well, I mean that that was uh >> Yeah. >> Wow. To bounce from Jared Genesis to that. Which Which one would you rather be? Surely Jared, right? I Yeah, >> Jared has more interesting thoughts >> and hasn't scammed people out of money by lying about cancer. So >> true. >> Yeah. >> So h >> yeah, like I that's just really funny to me. >> It is. >> I want to because of course I I assume that he has a choice about whether or not he wants to but then again I guess money, [clears throat] right? Just like well [ __ ] Yeah. Well, there's no way. There's no way he hasn't heard of us, I think, at this point. Probably considering Keemstar was on this [ __ ] show at one point. >> So, he's uh Yeah, he's probably aware. >> But hey, we'll we'll visit him once again soon enough. >> Well, yes, you got the teaser with the trailer. >> After all, you don't get to leave hell. >> You don't get to leave hell. So, we're uh we're at the point where we're going to check out this survey. I'm looking at the results here. Oh yes, >> I need to do real quick. Oh, we just second. Be right back. >> Oh, no problem. No problem. >> You know, I got so many random because I need to put that booy one out, I think, separately. I I assume since I'm going to have to spam the Müller channel with all kinds of uploads soon enough, I may as well just drop it today. Just pop her out, you know, on her own. I never knew what to call it. >> What? Like as a like it should have a wombo name or something. >> Or what is an appropriate name for it? Chat, what do you think? What would it be called? Boogie2988 colon. What would it be? That that little compilation you saw? >> Tremendous joy. >> Uh well, the thing is is that there's that, but obviously you're going to have the greatest insight into uh into kind of like coming up with a name that captures the whole experience. But I guess it's okay to >> Oh, should I should I just call it you don't get to leave hell? Maybe. Yeah, that's actually Oh, you know what? H I think you might have nailed it. I'm impressed, especially given the lack of sleep. >> I am here. >> Hello. >> All right. Yeah, I I'm very curious to see what people have to say about this survey. There's been some wacky stuff this year. >> Take a look. >> Oh, yeah. One sec. Sorry. Um >> are we Yeah. Yeah. >> Boom. Colonoscopy. I don't know if that >> which by the way it looks like you guys are getting like an extra hour and a half here. >> Yes. >> On top of your on top of your we we passed 24 hours 30 minutes ago, right? >> Apologies on that front. There's just you know this anniversary was a little bit packed. >> Well, can I ask you have do you guys how do you guys feel cuz I >> I'm pretty much wide awake again now. >> Yeah. >> That's what happens. It's weird. Did you get that weird >> I could tell if you asked me like an hour ago I would have felt differently but yeah it's it's weird now it's like cuz I think the sun is actually starting to >> uh No, not yet. It's winter. But you know it'll be up by the time that we're done probably and that'll just you know circadian rhythm and all that. >> Yes. >> All that stuff. So yes, I think it's probably going to loop back around which I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Oh, yeah, cuz it's near it's like half 900 p.m. for me. So, if I go to sleep after we wrap up here, that could be considered normal. >> Yes. Well, for you it would be. If I went to sleep, it'd be like genuinely nocturnal. [laughter] >> I assume Rex is somewhere in between. >> I I'm feeling actually, weirdly, I'm feeling kind of normal. >> Hey, fellas. >> So, who knows? >> [laughter] >> Oh god, >> that's terrifying. [laughter] >> There you go. That's on the Müller channel. There'll be plenty more to come once I figure out the order of releasing all this stuff, but you can enjoy that for now. [laughter] The thumbnail's crazy. That's just a screenshot. Just a nice little screenshot. Anyway, here we go. So, we're looking at the survey for 2025 to 26 of uh of the year of the EFAB going from August to August. It's how it usually works. Now, we could play this as we could do some guessing game. Are you guys looking at it right now? So, you know the stuff or do you want to >> uh >> Where am I looking? >> No, I'm saying if you don't look at it, all three of you can do some guessing as to what things got what votes and stuff. >> Um I I don't know that I I mean maybe there's an idea there, but I don't know that I've got like the battery. >> You know, it's all good. Well, >> just just give random answers. You'll be fine. For example, uh had I been asked to guess what the favorite episode slash like sort of arc grouping of the year would have been, uh I would have assumed it would be the the Rat King saga. Like that would have been my choice. What about you guys? >> Utterly Noah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think that was probably that is a strong guess because that it started as because weirdly the proto version of that was the Badland stuff in the drinker video that Autoinoa made. Little did we know that we set things into motion partially that would become well what it became and that was incredible. That was unbelievable. >> What's the closest [snorts] contender? It'll be like Halo presumably or >> Well, there's there is a thing that I I maybe I wouldn't have guessed it, but then when you think about it, you're like, "Oh, of course it was that." There is an episode that uh takes second place almost cleanly. >> Yes, you are correct. >> To be clear, >> first place goes to the Otly Noah Anthony Guglia saga with 57.4% of the votes, 49. >> Yeah, of course. That makes that makes a lot of sense. Wild >> mixtape is second and Gollum is third. So people love the super cut episodes as well as the >> Gollum is uh somewhat evergreen in that isn't it? >> It's still making me laugh. Still making me just laugh so hard that game. >> And then notable other winners if we can I I consider this uplifting. One of them is Iron Giant. So I'm very happy about that. >> Hey, that's good. >> The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Horror. I was uh personally a fan of that one too. Definitely. We got the story of Chris Duckman and Shelby Oaks as a high score as well relatively. >> Oh yeah, that was uh that was kind of crazy to see his downfall. >> And then the story of >> being is asking that you show the results. >> Oh yes yes yes I can do that for this. I'm going to have to figure out how to do this in a way that makes it so it's interesting to think about before revealing results. Um you can see all these for yourself if you want by the way. You just if you just click the link. Um so [clears throat] story Chris Duckman Shelby Bios as well as the iron lung one. Um, they sort of match up close. And then, uh, Seven Kingdoms, N Seven Kingdoms, that's a relatively high as well. How about that? And Halo Champagne Evolved, G. Judas Lives. That's another notably higher one. Um, the least popular one was Wonderman. >> Yeah, that's uh, [laughter] of course. >> No. What are you talking about? >> And then Tron Aries behind that one. >> Damn, >> there's a surprise. Yeah, that's Tron Aries. >> So, uh, favorite EFAP movies episodes of the year. You got, uh, all of the Chuckies to choose from with Mr. Mrian 2, Bad Santa, Fat Man, Little Mermaid in the remake, Scar Movie 3, and Tomorrow War. That's your selection. >> I can see how of all the Chucky movies, Seed of Chucky, and Child's Play were the high. You know, I might say Tomorrow War, not just because that was the one that I made. >> Um, I would have picked as my favorite cuz I love the comparisons of the the old and new animated versus live action ones. >> Yeah. >> Um, and it does appear that that one is the clean winner, but Scare Movie 3 is close behind it. And I [ __ ] love that second for it. Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed that second, but I can I could definitely see why. I understand. >> Mhm. All right, we have the uh what was the favorite super cut of the year out of uh Drunk Mhler playing Bloodborne, The Rise of Kong, The Lord of Ring Gollum 2, Metroid Prime 4, Resident Evil Reququum, the uh Stalls Battlefront 2, Take a Shot that me and Metal did, for Spoken and Dustorn for Metal, uh me playing Mixtape, everyone playing Mixtape, me playing Batman, uh me and Mel doing Baby Steps, and then uh the documentary on Mixtape I think it's obvious which one's winning this. >> I really like the RE9 one cuz [ __ ] that game. But I probably Yeah, it's probably mixtape. >> I mean, judging from the other results, it's intuitive that the top two are going to be mixtapz with everybody and Lord of Ring Golem, too. >> And they are. >> You know, I I'm partial to the Metroid Prime 4 one because I just I don't care. I like that one. Mixtape is gone. Whereas like Metroid Prime 4 still annoys me. Okay, so we got favorite memes and moments of the year. Since this is a big one, I will simply try to do my best at reading off the the the top tier one. So, the number one can either any of you guess what the number one meme of this year was. New meme. >> Um, no. >> It >> I do not know. I can narrow it down for y'all, which would be uh it it was created in the Well, no, it'll be obvious, but [ __ ] it. Well, I mean, it was a Supergirl beam. >> Oh, of course. >> Ray Hitler is the number one, which to be fair, it has spread around. It's in other shows. >> So, uh, and the account Ray Pitler has been sending all kinds of messages to people. So, I think he's keeping it alive alone. Um, interestingly, the followup number two is uh a revitalized meme in lock balls. It's back. >> Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense because of the the the super cut. >> Um, and then next up would be the Doors of Mixtape. I mean, it was pretty it's pretty good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yep. >> And just below that is the griffly bear. What a wonderful concept. >> Really important. >> I mean that's that's one where it's you know if you hear it on on its own you'd be like I don't really what would be you know interesting about that. >> I was like no it's the it's the context that really helps whereas lock balls is just like funny. >> Yeah. >> Even if you don't know that it's because a bunch of start screaming lock balls out of nowhere. Oh, >> then we got um a sort of set that tier below. Chris Tuckner being told by his friends he shouldn't write stories. Drunk rags saga of suffering playing Gollum. We can talk candidly now again. It's pretty good. [laughter] Focus M. That's been strong. Uh Focus M. Not that it's like our meme necessarily, but it just it just comes up so much. No one being able to pronounce Adony Gorgon Zola's last name. Makes sense. >> [laughter] >> Uh, Moriati crashing out at Mhler for putting him through repeated mental torture. To be fair, it's been actually years. He's he's been it's a lot of held on grudge, you know. >> He's not as conditioned to it like Theo is. >> Yes. Uh, Ot, you know, keeps changing his channel name to dodge accountability for plagiarism. I think that's just a meme. [laughter] >> If we call that a meme, then sure. That's pretty funny. But I wonder if that meets the definition of a meme. >> Trajectory. It was oddly Noah then it was Noah the otter because that's >> Noah divergence. >> Yeah. >> And then is there a new one or is that >> that's what he is currently I think. >> Oh >> uh Mus still doesn't know the headless horseman's powers. [laughter] >> I'm going to learn them headless. That's his power. >> He can have no head. >> And the great toilet paper debate of episode 351. So it's essentially a whole year ago. [laughter] Good stuff. We got some free form highlights being Rhino Milk. That's That's kind of cheating, but you know what? I respect it. Uh, Superman 2025 is totally a financial success. >> Ringy telling Nostalgia Critic to shut the [ __ ] up. [laughter] >> Hey, Frigy's Kingpin voice. The freak pin. >> Oh, yeah. >> Good to see. >> Backseat of video segment during anniversary. I don't I don't think I don't I don't know if this qualifies as part of the uh the thing. Um okay, so we got some hot takes from EAP, right? We got um AP is the fourth fourth best thing in the Alien franchise. Onions are gross. Mario Galaxy movie is terrible. Daredevil Born Again shouldn't have been born. Stranger Things ending was horrendous. That's a I think everyone thinks that, don't they? These all heart take the boys hasn't been good since season one. That's more of a haunting. That's fair. James Bond first lights terrible. Fair. The incinerator scene in Toy Story 3 is too dark for the Toy Story series. To be fair, I I did say that I meant that the the sort of giving up aspect less to do with the death aspect, but broadly it is the Incinerator scene to be there. Um, Brand New Day is terrible and campaign evolved uh is worse on every front than Halo CE. Why would that be in the hot take section? >> Yeah. And if you're looking for the the hottest take that is correct, it has to be that onions are terrible. >> Um well, so the >> are terrible. >> The EAB hot take that was disagreed with the most is onions are gross. >> True. >> Sorry, Rags. >> They are indeed gross. >> What was the least disagreed with? I think Oh, is it Halo campaign evolved? >> It should be [laughter] among other things. 0 point. There was seven votes on Halo. Who are these seven people? Where do we find them? >> Of course. I guess >> maybe some of them said like, well, at least like technically graphically it's better. >> There was on Daredevil there was one vote that is the actual lowest. I guess someone like Daredevil. Um, we got some free form hot takes. The worst scene in Campaign Evolved was the one with Sergeant Johnson doing a monologue while Marines were fighting for their lives on the Pillar of Autumn. I guess >> that's pretty Yeah, it's pretty bad. >> Not the worst, though. >> Um, >> I wouldn't say the worst, but it definitely was a harbinger of terrible changes to come. >> You got platoon downplaying how bad the Emily Wilson translation of the Odyssey was. [laughter] >> I didn't downplay that. I just said that you're wrong. >> Yeah, there's a difference. >> Uh, >> it's not great. It just It's just not as terrible as people like to pretend it is. >> The quality of modern Pokémon starter designs is mostly bad. I guess I disagree with that. All right, fair enough. Fair enough. Uh, Superman Returns is good. Actually, I don't I don't know about that. Any voice interpretation of Grace Randolph? Uh, Underwater was good. I thought we did think that or at least >> we said it was like six out of 10. >> Yeah, I think we said it was close to good. >> There was definitely stuff to praise about it. It would be a bit surprised. >> Knives Out one is worse than three. Um, yes. Yes, I agree. Austin Powers two and three are not very good. All right, enough of this. What? >> I can't take this anymore. This is horrible. >> That's nonsense. That's nonsense. >> All right, how would you rate this year of EFAP in comparison to previous years? The top vote was about as good as before. Well, by gum, what a what a solid answer. How many years have you been following EAP? The most common answer is the full eight years. Yeah. And it just goes in descending order essentially. >> That's kind of crazy. >> I guess I guess >> for someone for a third of people to have been here for 8 years. Yeah, >> that's kind of that's >> 33.3%. Uh, which of your favorite which is your favorite year of EFAP? And the winning year is number six was the year of the boogie. That was Yeah, that was the three the documentary plus the two major segments, right? That was a crazy year. Um, the runnerup year is the Synthetic Man, Doomer, Lord of Ring Gollum. Oh, what a year that is. Holy moly. >> 2022 then to 2023. Yeah, >> year five. And then next up would be year two with Jebby Nichols. No for no reason and is of man flag. Ah memories. >> All right. Which is your favorite Halloween arc refab movies? What would you say yours is for any other ones we've done which is Resident Evil, Final Destination, Saw, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Child's Play? >> Uh it's between Final Destination and Saw. Uh it's probably probably Saw. It's probably for me. Yeah, >> I I think I would say Resident Evil. >> I was actually going to say my second choice probably would be Resident Evil. I really enjoyed that. That's Yeah, that's fair. >> I Saw's not really my thing. I didn't enjoy it as much as the others, but that's just subjective stuff. >> Tell me and Fring've got some weird connections, so we we're in sync with it completely when it does it wacky [ __ ] And I mean, Final Destination's kind of the like I I really >> I like that one. >> I like the uh I like the the idea for that series, even though I think, >> you know, two, three, four, not I mean, three and four in particular, especially four was like horrible, but one and five like honestly there's there's something to be said for those movies. >> There's stuff. Yeah, there's stuff. But yeah, I'd say I'd say Resident Evil and then Final Destination. Um, Elm Street has has Freddy Versus Jason though, which is like a really high score, isn't >> that surprised me at how >> and uh and Nightmare and Elm Street 3 was like a good movie? That was a good one. >> Dream Warriors. Yeah. >> Yep. >> But uh a lot of the other stuff. >> Uh roughly how many main episodes have you consumed this season? And the top vote is between 80 and 99%. Oh, you guys checking out uh near every episode there. And then roughly how much side content and the winning fraction is between 40 and 60%. >> Which includes, by the way, TV, movies, gaming, and then super chat catchups. >> You guys really missing out on on the TV and movie stuff. Really? Really? Got to get watching them Halos while they're they're coming out, right? It's a it's a journey and there's plenty more coming. In the past year, have you consumed a piece of primary media? be it movie, game, show, whatever that you otherwise wouldn't have because EAB recommended it for its quality and we got 79% say yes. Well, well, good. I think >> that's very good. >> Have you consumed a bad piece of primary media because EAB was covering it and you wanted context and we've got uh 55.8% with no. We do tend to try to cover things such that you don't have to get your own context ahead of time, especially if we don't recommend it. is yeah if it's if it's bad like we don't you know we rather you watch something good typically >> on a scale of 1 to 10 how often do you find yourself in agreement with EFA's takes on media and the most popular answer is eight out of 10 I don't know if that's a good score I assume it is >> I assume that eight out of >> like like they agree eight times for every two times they disagree broadly that's the most popular >> answer% eight is 80% nine is 90% Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I cuz I would put like uh three maybe >> uh three maybe four. >> I would put 10 and zero because chaotic represents my full views. >> I never agree with EF. >> Uh >> I tailor the things I like and agree with based off the opposite of what they do. >> This one always confuses me. On a scale of one to five, rate your interest in the types of content. So you got responded to YouTube videos is got like great interest. Watching a YouTube video with its creator is is is more like like yes interested but you know positive breakdowns get very interest negative breakdowns get big old interest. >> Multimedia medley's and short review collections are a little bit more mixed. >> Mixed but decently high. This is the most mixed it looks like so far. >> Oh interviews and discussions is yeah it's very mixed. A lot of people >> is >> have we done we haven't really done debate in a long time. >> I don't think so. >> Debates that happen are sort of they're typically pretty small and very focused on very singular kinds of things and they just happen as a part of a conversation. >> I have debates on other shows these days [laughter] >> [ __ ] debate everybody on Brad new day. I I have my dinosaur debate with uh >> good old drinker >> dinosaur. >> Yeah. He he bas Yeah. That's He's just wrong, man. >> I can't believe he did that. He was He was He betrayed the dinosaur community. >> Unbelievable. >> Meme Faps Community content seems is good interest. And uh the chill Hangouts somewhat as well. Quizzes and game shows scoring high makes me happy. >> I like super fun. The ones that we've done have been super fun. >> Of course, LOL has got great interest. And uh reacting to old media is pretty high as well. >> It's quite positive, too. Yeah. How many times did you go to the cinema since last August? And the most Oh, the most popular answer is zero. >> I am not surprised. >> Second most popular is two to three. >> I'm a little bit surprised. You think it'd be Yeah. Two to three seems like it. Oh, here's the issue though, right? So, the Lord of the Rings 25th anniversary. >> Oh, yeah. Three times for that. So that like that skewed the results because it happened to be the 25th anniversary of Lord of the Rings. So it went three times. >> But typically >> Well, sure, but I mean, you know, like I I don't keep track, but like I'm probably going to the cinema like 30 times a year. Like I don't know. It's it's pretty often. It's not representative in that sense because I think this year has been the most successful year for the box office since yeah is it just before co you obviously you've had Mario Galaxy The Odyssey >> Spider-Man >> and there's been a couple of and project there've been a number of very like large scale popular movies that have got more people back into cinema. So it's kind of interesting that our audience has too much taste than to go and see Mario Galaxy >> or Avatar. [ __ ] yeah. That was this year. >> The most forgettable [ __ ] I was like, there's got to be other [laughter] stuff. But yeah, I was like, oh yeah, Avatar happened. >> This is probably the most important one. The hat. Is it fine or no? And we've got 73.5%. That's 1,735 votes for nah, it ain't fine. >> Many people are wrong. That's incredible. That's unbelievable that that many people can be wrong. Uh >> I I think that's definitive. What better way you know the truth? >> It is definitive that so many people are wrong. I agree. It is definitive. >> I love democracy. [laughter] >> I think we I think we've really uncovered the flaws of democracy and why it can be a fickle >> fickle thing. >> So you know >> which media that came out since EAB 350 have you consumed? Check all that applies. So the top result is Project Hail Mary and down from there Smiling Friend season 3, Iron Lung, House the Dragons. >> You're missing one. song. What do you mean? Where? >> Hover over the bar. >> Oh, sorry. They have Yeah, I see. >> So, Project Hail Mary [laughter] >> to put that in. >> There's one between each of the labeled ones. Uh, Project Hail Mary, Night of the Seven Kingdoms, Smiling Friends, Season 3, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, Iron Lung, Obsession, House of the Dragon, Pow Pow Will. Yeah, fair enough. Silk Song. >> It's really high. Chainsaw Man, Back Room, Spyenoir, Odyssey, Yo, Del Toro, Frankenstein, Stranger Things, F1, Invincible, Dispatch, Hades 2 is below Spidey. >> Yes. Yes, it is >> interesting, >> but um yeah, lots of well-known fellas on there, which were the best in the past year. So, these are the top scoring from uh from the EAB fans. We got Project Hail Mary at the top. Down from there, Night of the Seven Kingdoms, then Smiling Friend season 3, then Obsession, then Iron Long, Oak, Pal. This is starting to get familiar. Back rooms, Chainsaw Man, yellow Frankenstein, F1, Spider Noir, '8s 2, Slay the Spire 2. Wait, this is kind of like, is that the exact same? I guess it makes sense to some extent, but yeah. Um, all right. Worst piece of media goes to Mixtape. I don't think any of us are surprised on that one. No. >> Then Halo campaign evolved. >> I wonder if uh >> we could have expected the >> I might be recency bias, but uh I do hate that game. >> Oh, yeah. >> I Yeah, I really hate it. >> I hate it more than I hate mixed it. >> It ain't worse than It ain't worse than some of these other things. Yeah. >> Then the Odyssey after that. The Stranger Things season 5. Damn, Odyssey is high up on there for the worst. But I understand it. I do. Mandalorian and Grou, Brand New Day, Supergirl, Daredevil Born Again Season 2, Shelby Oaks, First Light, Toy Story 5, Metro Prime 4. Oh, what a year it was. Eh, Predator Badlands, Avatar, [ __ ] Starfleet Academy. I didn't even watch that. Did Did Did you Platoon you suffer? I think I saw two episodes and I did contemplate continuing but I did not want to kill myself. >> Animal Farm I think. Did all of us avoid that? >> No, I tried to find it and it didn't [ __ ] release over here. I tried so hard to find that film >> and yet you have not seen it. So success. >> I think it's now released on digital so eventually I'll get around to it. H Jurassic World Rebirth, Tron Aries, Fallout Season 2, which I managed to avoid as well. Oh, so many of the ones you'd expect. And then we got most disappointing and number one is Brand New Day. >> Yeah, I mean that makes a lot of sense. >> This is very, in fact, this list is very understandable. >> Next up is The Odyssey. Yeah. And then after that, Campaign Evolved. Yeah. House of Dragons season 3, 007 First Light, Metroid Prime 4, Stranger Things 5, Resident Evil Reququum, Super Mario Galaxy movie, Lego Batman, Dead Born Born Again season 2. >> I think it's cuz season one was so bad and they knew what to expect. >> I just >> if this was Born Again season 1 on the list, I bet it would be >> higher. Yeah. Yeah. >> I think people just checked out and they're like, "Yep, it's going to be bad." Toy Story 5, Badlands, Tronies, Bone Temple, Supergirl's on here. I guess people were disappointed. >> Why would you be disappointed? That means you had expectations. [laughter] >> Yeah. I don't know why you would have expectations, honestly. >> The Sons of Sparta, that probably should be on there. Yeah. Disclosure day. I don't think any of us saw that. Did we? Did >> I have heard I've heard nobody talking about it except maybe several times people mentioned that it was lame. >> I saw it. >> That's it. That's all I've heard. >> I just don't remember seeing it. So, >> uh, >> what upcoming media are you most looking forward to? And he's got some suggestions in here. So, Minus Zero, Dune 3, Clayface, GTA 6, Werewolf, Seven [snorts] Kingdoms season 2, another Seven Kingdoms. Uh, nothing. Wildwood, Dune part three, of course. Yeah, there's a few repeats there. Doomsday. >> Definitely. >> Doomsday. Batman part two. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of GTA 6s as well. Makes sense. Who in the EAP sphere should be made to stream Lord of Rig Gallobex? We already know the answer and it's the most popular answer and that is Theo Tea tree. We got him ladies and gentlemen. [laughter] >> The next most popular >> next most popular is Ryan KD. >> That would be hilarious. And then after that is Drinker. And after that is Nutser. We shall see. Can the Can the Infinity Stones be collected? I don't know. Um, got some messages like lock balls, tipples, rhino mill, Kai rags, metal, give that guy his wallet back. >> I was I was actually scrolling up and looking through some of the things, checking them out, the responses. >> I I don't know if you mentioned it specifically. I I was I guess just focus on reading the thing. And the most disappointing media of the past year, one in five, like 20.6 of the responses were not among the things on this list. One in five. That's a lot. There's a lot of stuff out there that people were super disappointed in that weren't in this pretty big list, which I find kind of interesting. >> Uh, which kind of gets me to the to the last thing here, which uh has a a little by rags with uh >> Oh, well, goodbye. I'll, you know, I'll be seeing y'all later. So, whenever that may be, whenever it's possible, I will definitely be around >> if it's I mean, on here on my own channel, whenever whenever I can manage it. So >> yeah, >> do not worry. I'm not disappearing into the darkness >> and leaving forever. >> Which um yeah, I think that does wrap us up and we are well over the 24 hours. So again, apologies fellas. I think uh we managed to hit. >> It only happens once a year. It's uh it's good to, you know, hang out, read, chat, cover some stuff, laugh, have a good time. Uh, so >> yeah, >> say okay. Say okay. >> Just about wraps up the completed eighth year of every frame of pause. 400 episodes with who knows how many to go. >> Wow, that is >> 400 episodes. >> Staggering. >> Is there anything you guys might want to say before we head out in any way, shape, or form? just another like huge, you know, bit of appreciation to the everyone in chat. I see all there's so many familiar names that I've seen over the years. The amount of talent we have in that chat is absurd. It continues to be. The memes, the the art, the artistic skill, the musical skill, the the claymation, just the the cleverness of the jokes and the memes. Like >> that's like insane. We should be watching y'all sometimes. I feel like some of y'all are like insanely talented. So, thank you very much for putting all that, you know, work and effort into something. It brought a smile to all of our faces. I was I was legitimately like crying, laughing during some of that stuff. So, thank you very very much once more. You guys make a lot of stuff possible. Um maybe more than you realize. >> Yeah, it probably goes without saying will be dead regardless. Uh this whole show doesn't exist without Oie is checking it out. given us uh the support that you do and all the you know the sort of the it's it's it's hard to put into words sometimes all of the amazing sort of things you make and uh how you contribute and stuff. We are here doing a funny and silly little reactions to the you know movies, TV shows and different videos and everything but uh it's you guys who as they say keeps the lights on and have done like I said for eight years. It's been it's been a long one. We very much appreciate it. um you know and and and uh we're we're a little behind on a couple of things, but my gosh, we're going to get to all of it. And my my my gosh, indeed, we're we're looking forward to getting some of this stuff out. Plenty of it has been uh mentioned here and there on the on the teasiness of it all, but uh I'm looking forward to it. You know, it's going to be fun next few months of this year. It's going to be a busy year for sure. >> Lots of uh you know, sort of reminiscing and and sort of reflecting on the past, but there Yeah. know, it's a it's an exciting few months ahead in terms of uh in terms of EFAP and uh and all sorts of stuff, but uh at the you know, at the end of the day, we really hope you like it. you know, [laughter] just the show as a whole that you get something out of it, >> that it puts a smile on your face, you learn something, you find something new that you weren't aware of before that you check out that enriches your life, you know, it's all it's all that's what makes it worthwhile. >> Yeah. And you hate D. [laughter] >> I would uh it's it's you know it's man it's uh over 24 that is like you know the what was it what's the Captain Price quote like the the human mind is not what what was the quote that you had for the uh >> that's all I remember of it. It begins that way. I can tell you that >> it's something like that and I feel like it's applicable to just being awake for like 26 hours straight. Not that this isn't even like, you know, you go for longer than that, but my goodness, you know, that I I saw the sunrise. I saw it go down. It's coming back up. It's coming back up, guys. >> Spider-Man, here it comes. Um, I'm going to I'm going to play an outro as well for this one. Uh, it's actually one >> that uh I don't think has been played in a very very long time, but there's a tune to it and there's a vibe to it, and I just think it's it's going to be nice and appropriate. Uh but yeah, with that, you know, you'll see us back. You might even uh well, I guess we'll probably be off next week unless some crazy [ __ ] happens. I can I can never know for sure exactly what's happening. You know how it works here. >> Oh, it's a it we're got to reset our like internal clock. Sometimes it's easy, sometimes it's difficult and weird. >> So, yeah, fingers crossed. >> We will indeed wrap up there. But thank you all so much. I'm uh I'll just get this set up. So, um yeah. Goodbye everybody. >> Thanks everybody. Happy 400 episode. See you later. Byebye. >> See you later everyone. [laughter] I'm going to figure this out. Where the [ __ ] is that stupid folder file? Eh, hang on. Maybe this is the right one. Yeah, that'll do it. All righty. Bye, everybody. >> [music] [music] >> Down, baby. [music] >> [music] [music] >> Oh my god. What's happening to my universe right now? [music] be [music] hey behind [music] [music] me. Hey >> [music] [music] >> Blessed Pipeman. Blessed Pipe Man. It's the blessed pipe man. Blessed Pipe. Blessed be the [music] pipe man. >> [music] >> people call me the dawn. About a smile for me, huh?