Eating BABY FOOD To See My Wife’s Reaction!! *hilarious*

My [laughter] name is Janiece. My name is Janiece and I like to hide blonde hair in my husband's underwear specifically in the butt crack part and then accuse him of cheating. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, no, it's not funny. She thinks she got me and I'm not going to lie, she did. She got me in the last video. But today, team AZEH, we're going to be taking a major W. We're going to be fooling her. We're going to be getting a nice little reaction out of her. We're going to be doing something weird, okay? As you guys can see by the title and thumbnail of the video, today your boy is going to be eating baby food on the sofa while we catch up on Love Island. Today, those are the plans. Right now, she's showering, she's getting ready for the day, whatever, doing her thing, and we're going to be watching Love Island. I think we're behind like two episodes. There's a certain someone that I want her to go home. Actually, there's several people I want to go home. I'm not going to lie to y'all, but I'm not going to say any names because y'all might disagree with me and y'all might just start hating me. We're going to be chilling on the sofa, we're going to be catching up on Love Island. Before we actually start watching the show, I'm going to go ahead and be like, "Babe, hold up. Your boy needs a snack." And I'm going to go get this baby food. We have apple strawberry banana. We have apple banana oatmeal. And then we have strawberry banana yogurt. So, I'm going to grab one of these, not sure. I'm probably going to do the apple strawberry banana cuz I'm not going to lie, that sounds really good. We're going to go put all this stuff in the pantry. Whoops. When it's time, I'm going to go to the pantry, take it out, your boy's going to start grubbing down on some baby food. So, if you guys are ready for today's video, comment down below, team AZEH all day every day, and let's get into it. >> You ready to watch the Love Island Island? >> Brooke, you took forever. >> not. >> I could have finished a whole episode by myself. >> Brooke, you are not That episode is like an hour, hour and a half. >> Exactly. >> There's no way you would have finished that. >> Exactly. >> There's no way. Lennon, that is lying. >> Um how many episodes are left in the season? >> I think there's only like two. >> No. >> We haven't got to them yet. They're They're not out yet. >> We're down We're behind two episodes. >> Yeah, we're behind. We have to watch the reunion and then the episode before that. >> Where did we leave off? What do you remember? >> I really don't. I got to watch the little thing. >> What thing? >> The previews. The previews. All right. >> Nene >> Let's start. Let's start. >> Nene, you're going to be dumped from the villa. >> Nene [laughter] >> You're going to be dumped from the villa? >> No, he won't. He will win that 100k. >> They win 100k? >> Yeah, but they like at the end they choose to split like they'll split if it's like, you know, they want to pick the other couple or whatever. Like per couple is 50k. But only one couple gets like a heart or something like that and they have the choice like to split it or not. >> What if no couples make it? What if it's just people? Like just in single people. >> What? That's not how that works. >> What if no one ends up like matching together? Like nobody wants to be together. What happens then? >> Babe, that's not going to happen. It's called Love Island for a reason. >> Wait, what if they don't Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if there's NO LOVE? >> BABE, THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. EVERYBODY FINDS LOVE EVENTUALLY. If they don't, they get booted. >> Okay, but like think about it. That's How many people are in the villa? How many people are in the villa? Like 10? >> Babe, I don't know. >> 10 to 15? Like what if I don't like those 10 to 15 people? But what if I I want to get a snack or something? >> That means you'll get booted. >> Why would I get booted? >> Because that's how it goes. Like if you don't find a connection and America sees that you don't find a connection, you're getting booted out. >> America should see that I'm not trying to settle for less. >> Oh my gosh. That's so you want America to keep you the whole time? >> America needs to keep me the whole time because I would be a good person. I would be a good man. Y'all just did not find a good woman. >> to snack? >> Bro, I'm just saying. Like at the end of the day, the $100,000 got to go to somebody and it should go to me. If I'm a good person, it should go to me. That's all I'm saying. >> Let's go. Let's go. >> Wait. Hold on. You want anything? >> No. >> You want water or nothing? You got water? >> I got water, and I already ate my snack. >> What snack did you eat? >> A chicken stick. >> Yo, are you stashing uh chicken sticks upstairs in your nightstand? >> NO, I WOULDN'T. BRO, YOU MAKE ME SOUND BIG BAG. I HAVE ONE in my purse. >> And that's not big bag. A chicken You got a Slim Jim in the purse. >> IT'S NOT A SLIM JIM. It's a healthy snack. It's protein a protein stick, like beef jerky. >> A chicken stick. >> Yeah, a chicken stick. >> Okay, and what's a Slim Jim? Pork stick, right? >> No, that's not >> Same thing, bro. >> It has pork, beef, chicken, everything. >> Same thing. Same thing, different meat. FALSE. >> BOY, UH SAME THING. >> WHAT? >> WHAT IS THAT? >> GERBER. >> [laughter] >> WHAT? >> WAIT, WHERE DID YOU get that at? >> I ordered it. >> You ordered it? >> Smells good. Smells like my childhood. >> Do you know what that is? >> Babe, I know what Gerber is. >> You know that's baby food, right? >> You tell me all the time I'm your baby. All of a sudden now it's a problem? >> Babe. >> What is the problem? >> no way you're about to That's your snack for Love Island? >> What is the problem? Apple, strawberry, banana. >> Let me see. >> And it's only 60 calories. >> Let me see. >> And look, total sugars Damn, 12 grams of sugar. >> Damn, that's a lot. >> It's got to be natural. Hold on, wait. Ingredients: apples, organic strawberries, bananas, vitamin C, lemon juice concentrate. Okay, well, mhm. >> That doesn't sound that bad, but still, that's crazy. >> It's not. >> Wait, why are you eating baby food? >> What is the problem? >> I think he wants some, too. >> Why are you making it a thing? >> Babe, because you're literally taking food out of babies' mouths. >> I YO, HOLD UP. FIRST OF ALL, these are on shelves for everybody to buy. >> No, no, no. These are for babies, babies. >> Where does it say on the packaging that only a baby can eat this from the ages of like one and younger? Where does it say that? >> Babe, it's just like does it have to be said? Like >> Babe, it doesn't matter. Like, if you think about it, this This literally just fruit puree. It's literally all that is. And they're >> going to eat that? >> They're calling it baby All right, do you not like applesauce? Like cuz this >> I don't like applesauce. It's disgusting. >> That's just so That's just horrible. That's so un-American of you. >> All right, let me see you eat it. >> It's amazing. Are you kidding me? >> EW, WHY ARE YOU SLURPING IT? >> WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? >> WHY CAN'T I EAT BABY FOOD? WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE? >> CUZ YOU'RE A GROWN-ASS MAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> The kid is still alive INSIDE OF ME. >> NO, THERE ARE NO KIDS ALIVE INSIDE OF YOU. >> I ACTUALLY HAVE millions of kids INSIDE OF ME. I HAVE millions of them, and I've been trying to introduce them to you for the past like maybe 12 hours. >> OH, YEAH, I KNOW you have. IS THIS IS THIS LIKE A mental breakdown? Is this what it is? >> There is no mental breakdown. I want to eat my Gerber baby food and watch Love Island. What is the problem? YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING this issue. >> I'm getting the ick right now, actually. >> Why are you getting the ick? This is literally just like applesauce, and you're making it a big deal. >> If we went on our first date, and we're watching Love Island, and you pulled out out of all snacks, out of all snacks in the world, there's Snickers, there's M&M's, there's I don't know, Twix. >> You said everything unhealthy. >> Okay, you can actually eat real fruit, not baby food. Out of all the things so >> I want fruit puree. Puree. That's the thing. I don't want no M&M's. I don't want Snickers. That's all unhealthy stuff. I don't want that. >> That got 12 g of sugar. You can literally just eat regular fruit. >> Natural sugar. That's the thing. A lot of people This is why America is fat because everyone thinks, "Oh, it's got sugar. It's unhealthy." No, there's natural sugar and there's added sugar. Fruits have natural sugar. There's a big difference, and you can Google it. >> I know. I'm educated. I'm not dumb. >> All right, then. So, why are you making it seem like this is bad? >> It's just crazy to me that like out of everything, you're eating baby food. >> Babe, at some point >> guilty? >> GUILTY FOR WHAT? >> You know, Mom probably into that store and you took their last the baby all the baby wanted in the day was apple strawberry banana puree. And you took the baby >> told the mom that? >> Yeah. >> The the three-month-old baby told the mom that? >> How do you know it's three months? >> Well, at what age do they give this to the babies? >> I don't think three months. >> No. You're doing too much talking. >> NO, I'M NOT. THE baby was sitting there like, "Wah, wah, wah, mommy, I want my apple strawberry banana puree." And then a grown-ass man named Isaiah Rivero took the puree and was like, >> my government out >> "Screw YOU, BABY. SCREW YOU, BABY. THIS IS MY >> BRO, THE KIDS GOT TO LEARN. THE KIDS GOT TO LEARN. It's tough times. First come, first serve. Your mama wasn't there at the store. I wasn't Sorry. Drink milk. I don't know what to tell you. >> Babe, that's actually crazy. >> I finished a whole thing because you've been yapping too much instead of playing the game show cuz you're worried about me eating baby food. Give me a second. >> There's no way you're about to eat the second one. >> You want to bet? >> You're not allowed to eat the second one. >> You want to bet? I will pour the whole thing in my mouth. Pause. >> Bro, if you do that, that's disgusting. >> What do you think? Do you know who you married? >> No, clearly I don't. >> Okay. >> Cuz I'm cuz the man I married is not going into back into being a baby by eating Gerber food. >> Okay, first of all, what is your main issue with the eating baby food? Is it because it's weird? Is it because that I took food from a baby apparently, which is completely false? What is it? What what's the main issue here? >> the above. >> Are you more like freaked out like you're weirded out by this? >> Yes, very. That's weird. >> Okay, if it was the same thing >> first date. >> But see, but that's the thing. I WOULDN'T PULL THIS OUT ON THE FIRST DATE. I WOULD PULL SOMETHING I WOULD PULL SOMETHING ELSE OUT. >> LIKE WHAT? >> PULL this out. >> Babe. >> I'd pull something else >> No, you wouldn't. >> I'm just What? I I won't Huh? Do you you know who I am? >> You didn't pull nothing out on our first date. >> I tried to pull it out before THE FIRST DATE. >> [laughter] >> YOU'RE such a damn liar. >> Babe, I just want to watch my Love Island and eat my baby food in peace. So, can we do that or are you just going to keep yapping away and this is getting warm cuz it's in my hand [clears throat] and it's going to make it nasty. >> Boy, how many of those did you get? >> I got one, two. These are These are the two packs. I have another two packs >> [laughter] >> and then I got the one like the >> You're lying. >> the ones like it's like a it's like a juice box that you squeeze that's like a yogurt. >> You're lying. I don't believe you. >> All right. >> There's no way you got all of that. >> Okay, hold on. I'll show you. You think I'm out here playing? I'm not playing, bro. >> Babe, do you see what's going on here? >> You think I'm playing? I'm not here to play. That one was apple strawberry banana and right here we have apple banana oatmeal and strawberry banana yogurt. And then look, it says support strong bones. You know I got that knee problem. >> Is that why you got it cuz you have that knee problem? >> This one specifically I got it cuz I got the knee problem. >> And you don't think that that little pouch is going to help cure your knee problem? >> 15% DV of calcium. What does DV stand for? >> I don't know. >> Cuz I think of disabled veteran. That's all I got. >> There's no WAY YOU DON'T KNOW disabled veteran. >> I got the kneecap like one. >> Okay. >> Can we Google what does DV stand for? >> Why don't you eat all of those? >> I >> [clears throat] >> Can I get to it? I would like to actually enjoy my snack while watching some TV but I can't because you're >> one of those. >> This? >> Enjoy what? No, EAT THAT EAT THAT OATMEAL ONE. EAT THAT OATMEAL ONE. >> WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PROVE TO YOU? WHAT is the problem? >> Cuz there's no way you're for real. Like I'll get behind you. >> Look, I threw my eating spoon away and I got to get another one because you're over here dragging this, BRO. >> I'M NOT DRAGGING ANYTHING. I WANT TO SEE YOU eat that for real. >> You're freaking dragging it. Like what is Like if it just had a applesauce design on the thing instead of Gerber, this would not be a problem. >> No, I just really want to see you eat that for real. >> The oatmeal one? >> Yeah, let me see. >> Bro, you're freaking crazy. This one's apple banana oatmeal, like if I eat this one though, you got to play Love Island cuz I'm not going to keep wasting time and wasting my snacks. >> Okay, let's go. I want to see you eat it. You picked that? You picked that, so why are you smelling it? >> No, no, because when I when I opened it, it looked a little on the thicker side. >> [laughter] >> I'm not going to lie, now I'm getting a little creeped out. >> Oh, are you GETTING CREEPED OUT? >> [laughter] >> OKAY, I GIVE UP. THIS IS A PRANK, IT'S A VIDEO. I GIVE UP. I GIVE UP. >> [laughter] >> I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE. >> I FREAKING KNEW IT, YOU WEIRDO. >> [laughter] >> THIS NOT TASTE LIKE OATMEAL, APPLE, or banana. Here, take this to YOUR COUSIN'S HOUSE. AND TAKE THIS TO YOUR COUSIN'S HOUSE. I'M NOT TRYING >> BRO, MY COUSINS ARE GROWN. THEY NOT [laughter] GOING TO EAT NONE OF THIS. >> BRO, I'll pay them $5 to eat that. I don't want it anymore. >> Why don't you give it to your little brother? >> Okay, it's I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. This was a prank, I'm done. >> That's actually crazy. >> Y'all, if if y'all giving y'all babies the apple, banana, oatmeal, just might as well call DCF because no way is DCF What is it called? Department of Child Something Services? Who is it when the when they come and they take your baby? Who is that? DSF? The department? Can y'all put it down in the comments? Y'all know who I'm talking about, the bad people that they come and they take your baby. They're not bad, actually, because if they Yeah, I don't Whatever. They're not bad people when they come and take your baby. It's it's >> It's DCFS. >> Whatever. Whatever. They they come and they take your baby when you be a bad parent, as they should. So, they're not bad people, I take that back. But, if you giving that to your baby, that oatmeal one, >> [snorts] >> don't don't anymore, because it's nasty, all right? And I almost just threw up. The other one It's probably cuz they don't even know no better. But like, I just tasting that, I wouldn't give that to my kid now. But, anyway, the other one tasted like straight applesauce. Like that That one was fire. So, I was getting judged hard body over here by Janice. >> Cuz that was crazy. >> Baby, it tastes like applesauce. It's literally the same exact thing, different packaging. >> Yeah, applesauce is nasty, so I'm still judging you. >> Oh. Guys, she hates everything that has to do with apples. I don't know what's wrong with her. >> Do you like apple pie? >> Yeah, I never HAD >> YOU DON'T EVEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY NO AND YOU NEVER HAD IT. >> I NEVER HAD IT, SO I don't know. >> Bro, okay, so what do you like that's apple? >> apples. I like apples, caramel apples, candy apples. >> That's wrong. >> Apples with peanut butter, apples with almond butter. >> You like all the stuff that's unhealthy. You see what I'm talking about? >> BRO, NO IT'S NOT UNHEALTHY. >> GET YOU SOME Gerber and get some natural. Get something organic. Get something natural organic Gerber, okay? None of that candy apple caramel stuff. All preservatives and uh that stuff toxic. Can't do it. I do not eat McDonald's all day every day. I eat McDonald's every other day. I only eat McDonald's at this. All right, guys. With all that being said, that is it for today's video. I hope y'all enjoyed it. If you guys did, make sure you guys smash that thumbs up button. Comment down below team Isaiah all day every day. I really feel like we made her weirded out and I'm not going to lie, it was actually very funny up until the point where I almost threw up. That was not funny. But with all that being said, we'll see you guys in the next video.