EA Brought Back a 13 Year Old Mode!

Who remembers OG Mascot Mashup? I have so many good memories of being a kid in the basement just grinding away at mascot mashup while my parents argued about a divorce upstairs. NOW, IF THAT'S NOT relatable content, I don't know what is. Well, that was 13 years ago. Fast forward to college football 27 and they have finally brought mascot mashup back. If you never got to play it, you missed out. They've got every single mascot in the game. Everybody's a souped-up 99 overall and they even get unique special skill moves. I'm so excited to play this once again. Now, for all the that I talk about EA, I will tell you this mascot mashup looks gorgeous. Look at this. They got a beautiful render of every single mascot. Don't worry though, in a couple years they're just going to take this out and then they'll bring it back in College Football 35 as a brand new feature. There will also likely be microtransactions in this mode by then. So, I think I'm just going to enjoy it while it lasts. Now, luckily, Mascot Mashup is an online mode. I can actually play a friend in this, and I've enlisted the help of my subscribers. I also offered each of them $100 if they can beat me. So, hopefully we get a really competitive game of mascot mashup here. I've got my first opponent. I'm honestly excited to see what mascot he picks. Wait, that mascot is disgusting. Yo, that thing is cursed. What is the Roadrunner mascot? That is straight out of a horror film. Oh my god. Okay, as much as I want to be Sparty, cuz you know, I don't know if you guys know this, but my dumb ass is college educated. If that doesn't prove that college is a scam, I don't know what will. But I got to do this like when I was a kid. When I was a kid, we would do two randoms and a forfeit. So, if you don't like one of your two randoms, you have one final roll. So, let's do my first two randoms and I can pick between those. First random, absolutely not. I am not being the Washington Husky. By the way, the mascots actually have height in this game mode, which is like low-key important if you're sweating. And we got big Yahoo Schmeckles on the line. Huskies know the duck. THE OREGON DUCK IS an OG classic. Oh, that's too easy. I'm taking the duck. I'm going to tell the crowd to go with a stripe out. And I mean, I technically can change the offensive playbook, but I'm pretty sure Oregon's offensive playbook is the same. Ooh, that's a good matchup. Hey yo, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WARMING UP. THEY got walkouts now, bro. Shut up. Yo, dude, you're literally suiting up to play. Get off the Harley. Can you imagine if Jeremiah Smith hopped on a Harley right before game time? That's literally so funny. They actually have the mascots, too. Look at these things, bro. That's cursed. That is so so so cursed. Where is UTSA? University of Texas at San Antonio. A road runner is like that thing in the old cartoon, right? It's the super fast running little bird. Yeah, it is. We're learning today, boys. You know, I'm not a wagers guy. I don't like I don't do like money trash talk games. This is one of the few times where I'm honestly putting schmeckles up. I've got home field. I really hope there's not stadium pulse in this. That'll feel very unfair. Oh, please don't house call on me. Dude, the Road Runner mascot is so funny. All right. I mean, everybody's a star, aren't they? I don't know why my play arts Let's go on Mike Duck, linebacker number 11. See what the Road Runners got. Is he going to go yard on me first play? GET THAT GUY. Let's go. Rowdy QB. So, his name is Rowdy. Rowdy Road Runner. Rowdy Road Head. Why is my mic linebacker on the floor? Get up, kid. So, interesting. You still have star players despite everyone being a 99 overall. That's kind of funny to me. Second and three. Maybe just a little hand off up the gut. Good tackle play. Good tackle play. I mean, is there ever a reason to make a substitution? Feel like the answer is no. Ooh, he's up close. Is this a stretch? You think this is a stretch run or is he going yard on me? I got to get my strong safety ready for what feels like a run. No, I thought it was a fake. Yo, he's looking back at me. Oh yeah. Here we go. All right. Down 70. The Ducks got to respond. That's insane. Look at this. Look at the center snapping that ball. Yo, the kicker's got a cannon. How far can the kicker kick from? That pat was going 70. Oh my goodness. Let's just get a kick return tutty. Hey. OH [laughter] YO. WHAT WAS THAT? WAIT, I got to see that again. What was that juke? I like fluttered my little >> [laughter] >> Dude, if he wasn't busy showboating, that might have been a touchdown. Yo, I'm hitting a Fortnite dance. He literally just hit a Fortnite dance getting up the line. All right, let's go STRETCH RIGHT. I LIKED HIS IDEA. Little stiff arm action. I'll take second and inches. Dude, I want to use the catch meter. I want to use the catch meter so bad. I'm going up to the wide receiver. Single coverage. Go green. Bang. OH MY [screaming] GOD, THE DUCK. And he's waddling into the end zone. A little greed at the ban to start the day. I got to go with a fake kick. Are you kidding me? I mean, if everybody's a 99 overall, presumably even my kicker punter are like crazy fast. This should be like OP as Oh, just kidding. It also makes his team That makes all the special teamers that fast, too. You liked my idea, though. You know what I was going for? Okay, we cannot get kick returned on. WHOA. PUNTO, THE GREATEST kick ever. What just happened? How did he not feel that? You know what is so funny, you guys? I guarantee what you just saw is a glitch kick. When everyone has 99 overall kickers in Ultimate Team, they're going to be doing that exact glitch kick because EA literally can't figure out how to stop glitch kicks in this game. I honestly I don't know how we're going to stop each other. I don't know how we're going to How we're going to stop. Oh my god, everyone's emoting. Literally, everyone's emoting. Pigs on Bubble. Did you just run Pixel Bubble on me? I invented that play. Has good defense out of the ducks, though. Come on. You're not going to hit me with my own sauce. Definitely a subscriber. He knows the tech. Okay, we got a little pass. Don't you ever c You better Hey, listen. K Brad, you better Oh, K Brad, you better never be in my comments saying mm checkdown after that pass right there. That's all I got to say. Oh my god, the aerial juke. That goes crazy. I'm about to just Yo, I want to feel like I'm the duck, you know? Oh, dude. He did a cartwheel and he got eight yards. He did a cartwheel for eight yards. Hey. Hey. All right, guys. We're emoting a little bit too much down by one right now. Little RPO tech. Ooh, go get his ass. Go get his ass. Good defense. It's a no-fly zone. It's a no quack zone. Can ducks fly? Yes. Yes. Yes, they can. What's he hitting over there? Don't look at the sideline. Look at me. Third and two. Big play. Big play. Big play. RPO. No. Check down. No. Where's he going? No. NO. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE got that. I had bodies up in there. All right. Sometimes they get you. Just a little handoff. Hey. No. Dude, that aerial is lethal. I can't land a hit on him. I tried to lay him out. I got done up. Apparently, he hit the ground, though. I don't really know how he was down there. I'm going to try a blitz. I'm going to go get out on the running back, though. So, play action. Ooh. Ooh. I kind of was thinking, you know, my DTackle, my edge rushers might have 99 catching. I kind of thought that was going to be a pick six right there. It's probably hard to catch with this big ass costume on. I'll give him that. Our wide receiver didn't have no issues, though. OKAY, THIRD AND SIX. BIG PLAY. MIKE. HEY. Fourth and 12. No way he really kicks it, right? This has got to be a fake. I got to be ready with my middle linebacker. Oh sh dude. Oh my god. These kickers are there. Brandon Aubrey is in every I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT. These kicks are deeper. You might be able to hit a 70 yard field goal in this game mode. Hold. That's over the top. That's over the top of the uprightes. You're going to the league. Oh my god. Hunter Big Yahoo Schmeckles on the line. I gotta stay locked in, dude. I want a character turn touchdown. Big hurdle. Just kidding. What did the hurdle look like in this? I guess we're going to find out. Jet dash week. What is this play? You know, I kind of like this cuz he did me so dirty with a jet. So, let's try and get him. Uh, I don't really need to there. I was going to go up top, but I think he had it double covered. He had a two-piece chicken nugget on it. I might throw IT UP AGAIN IF IT'S SINGLE COVERAGE. It's single coverage. I JUST FEEL OBLIGATED. [screaming] GREEN. OH, DID HE GREEN MY GREEN? HE GREENED my green. He greened my green. Things you do not want to see. Oh no. We got to we got to find a way to come back. Oh, the middle is so open. Okay. He egregiously overthrew it. He did a Whoa. Did he throw that? He just threw that ball up and tipped it like a volleyball. He He volleyball tipped that pass and it almost worked. He's got the check down. Oh, yes. YES. THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I was looking for, guys. Do we have any trick plays? Ooh, we have Wildcat. We have Wildcat. Yeah, that's a trick play. See what I'm saying? The DTackles can catch. Okay, we're running Wildat to the left. I think there's a motion man here. We're just gonna follow him. Oh. Oh, we're gonna we're gonna go up the gut. Oh, okay. Dude, Wildcat play action's going to be insane because everybody can throw it. Dude, a lot of the times these trick plays don't work very well because your wide receivers and halfback can't really throw the ball. Obviously, that's not the case here. Let me hit the Wildcat play action. Oh, yeah. This is going to be so yucky. Here we go. WILDCAT PLAY. OH, HE'S ON MY ASS. OH, WE ATE the hit. PLAYMAKER, THROW IT UP, TAY. OH MY [screaming] GOD. Oh my god. That's a crazy play. Oh my god. MY QUARTERBACK BROKE THE SACK. THAT PLAY was dead in the water. Okay. DIY reverse. DIY reverse. I have no idea how the hell this works. Oh Oh, so I can choose to pitch that or not. That'll do it. That's crazy. That's crazy. Well, it's the end of the first quarter. 6 to 10. I got to get in the end zone here. I'm going to go for two again if I get it. Dude, there's so many crazy formations in this. Mom, they're emoting on me. What's this coverage? Second and 11. Mm. Checkdown strikes again. Big spin. Oh, that's a spin. That's a bubble. [laughter] [gasps] Get the ball back. Oh. So, the cartwheel is the spin. No ball security. Come on, Ducks. First and 10. There's a cheeky little handoff. We got to get the ball out. Got to get the ball out. We just got to keep stripping. We got to keep going for strips. Second and seven. Play action this time. Kind of bagged. Kind of not bagged. That Road Runner is fast. Safety couldn't get there. First and 10. This could be so many things. That's a handoff. Go get him. Nice play by the strong safety. I mean, this is just got to be a pass, right? I'm going to guess pass here. I'm going to get a little risque. Second to 10. Oh, he's got a Oh, he couldn't get it off. He had a wideopen man. Third and 10. That's some good defense, dude. Buddy was hauling. That left edge rusher is no joke. I'm just going to keep blitzing him. I'm going to go on CB12. I'm going to go guard the corner route. Okay, this is very well defended. No, IT CAN'T BE. THE DUCKS GOT IT. STAY UP. NO, WE got flattened. You know, earlier when I was saying who's going to stop who, turns out defense is actually a lot better. We got fumbles and turnovers left and right. You know, quick little score at the start. Just a quick little emo. I got to go inside though. I got to go pick up some nice y Oh, the duck. Get loose. Get loose. I might have to pitch this. It's mascot. I might have to You saw the vision, right? You saw the vision. I wanted him to lob it, you know, over to my teammate to be a homie. That didn't happen. Oh, takeoff. Take off goes for the aerial. The aerial. You don't fumble in the aerial apparently. That thing's kind of juicy. I'm going man coverage. We can man up. Oh yeah, buddy. Fumble. Oh my god. There it like canonically. Okay, it kind of makes sense because you've got these gigantic mits and you can't hold the ball. Is that our third fumble? I'm going for the hurdle. I'm going for the hurdle. I don't know what the hell this play is. Oh, good blocks. Way to be there. Who's going to burn their man? That's the question. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. That was disgusting, but I guess it works. First and 10. Reset him. I'm going to go with the handoff. And I got to go find a hurdle. Oh, pancakes. PANCAKES. HURDLE. WHAT [screaming] THE DID I JUST DO THE seaquan hurdle? Oh my god, I did. And he went over the top of that. He went over the top of that. That was like a That was the craziest thing that's happened. Yeah. Straight up. Oh, big scramble. Big scramble. BIG HURDLE. OH, THAT WOULD DUDE, COME ON. YOU JUST did the seaquad hurdle. What the was that? That was so beta cuckery. I have no idea what I'm running. Ooh, that's cheeky. I never ran that play before. That was nasty. Okay, we got to go for two. We got to get it. I'm probably digging a hole here probably. I'm definitely digging a hole here. What is this play? Read option, but you can pass it. That's just an RPO, right? Nah, let's run a Let's run a light fade and just go up top on him. Let's go find something. Two point conversion. Oh, good double team. Just kidding. Pitiful double team. [laughter] GET THERE. THE [screaming] DUCK. THE DUCK. SCRAMBLING MANIAC. OKAY, our quarterback's taking over a little bit. Let's make it 14 to 10. Also, I'm not intentionally doing this, but that is a glitch kick. That's like normally how I would kick, and it doesn't do that. Well, it's not that glitchy cuz he's starting at the 40. All right, first and 10. Don't let him go up top on us. Don't let him beam us. That's a good ball. Oh, I got to use my aerials more. Let's blitz, you guys. I trust the ducks. Oh, is that two-minute warning? Here we go. Peak zone bubble. Am I getting peak zoned again? I'm blitzing, bro. all that noise. Go get him. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, you would have had that, dude. Look at that gap shot. Crazy pass. It was a little off target, though. If it was on target, I think I'm in position. Yeah, you go tell him. Third and three. What's the play call here? Another jet sweep or a fake jet sweep? Another jet sweep. But I got bodies on it this time. I'm not going to get up. I'm not going to get done up twice by the Jet Sweet. Fourth and four is a play. This is a pretty darn big play for the Road Runners cuz we're in scoring range. Oh H. I'M THERE, BABY. COULDN'T BREAK it up, but I can make the tackle. This is a crazy play. You know, we just got the lead. We got good field position. Perfect time. Fake screen wheels. You fake check it down to X and then you just lob that up to Y. Just kidding. You just end up scrambling and then just earmailing. I gave him a shot. I gave him a shot. Okay, don't say I didn't. Motion. Okay, so this guy's a subscriber. This lowkey might get him cuz he's going to follow that running back cuz he's going to think it's some RPO Peak's own bubbley. Yes, he does. He follows it. Then we've got the the wide receiver midscreen. And I just got an illegal man downfield. And I've officially ran the two straight worst plays I could have ran. How about Jailbreak? I do kind of like the jailbreak screens. They're kind of funny. I just don't think I'm going to get him. Let's just go yard. LET ME GET ANOTHER GREEN BEAN. He did lowkey green the out of my green. That was super not chill. it. THE DUCK'S DOWN THERE [screaming] SOMEWHERE. Could you have a little bit of heart, please? Oh my god. I greened that. HE DIDN'T EVEN JUMP. DUDE, we can't be Fortnite emoting right now. This is a bad time for it. Bad time for it. Okay, good pocket. Good. Get out. BIG CARTWHEEL. DUDE, THE CARTWHEEL'S ASS. I NEED THE AERIAL. OKAY, I really could do a 55 yd field goal because they're crazy good at them. But I'm going to do a fake field goal shovel. I feel like this is the worst play I've ever seen in my entire life. Fake field goal shovel. This has to be ass, right? I don't even know who gets the ball. IS THAT A FIRST? No way. We didn't get a yard on that. That's worthless. That play is worthless. I thought I got a yard for sure. We're all break dancing. All right. Well, first and 10 [music] might go running back. OH. [screaming] OH, I feel like that's a lot of padding. It's probably hard to give him CT through that thing, but that ain't going to stop me. Okay, five wide. Let's guess pass. We know he's passing. Try and get some pressure. HEY, TALK ABOUT PRESSURE. THAT'S A FUMBLE. GET ON THE BALL. YOU. Ducks are not known for their intelligence. Ducks are not known for their intelligence. Third and 25. So he goes play action. Dude, the Ducks Dline is insane. I wonder, do you get a real home field advantage? I feel like my Dline is playing like way too well. I'm guessing pass. This is kind of crazy though cuz if he runs it, I'm genuinely But if he does pass it, I certainly like our odds. I might just blitz. Nah, he's going to go for the green at the being. He greens it. You got to give him credit for the green. Yeah. I don't know why, dude, but my Dline is out of this world. Even though it says the overalls are the same, it kind of feels like I don't know. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Go get it. Okay. Well, he dropped it, which is kind of a miracle. We need to go in our bag. We need to get more creative. Let's go make a play. Oh, good blocks. Big hurdle. What? What? Dude, what the I like went into a hurdle animation and then I just started shuffling. There's too many ridiculous animations all competing for the one for the one skill move. Uh, fake and then a handoff. No, he still LIKES THAT PLAY. THAT'S probably going to take us to half. And I think I did I start with the ball? No, he did. He started with the ball. There might be five turnovers in this. Maybe there's six already. What's the final play here? So many options. I'm going to go take my strong safety. I'm going to get way the hell back there. I might go left side. He's in Hail Mary. I was about to say I might go left side. If I were a fella, I would. Good defense. This is a shenanigans ball. You should not wager on this. Oh, wow. I get the ball here. I'm kind of shocked that I get the ball here. I I thought I I thought he scored first. Maybe. Did I turn it over and then he scored first? She must have been or no. Did he turn it over? I don't know. I'm just going to shut up. I think that might be the tech. I think shutting the up might be the genius strategy here. Pinpull toss. I just feel like this play is horrible. Sometimes you see a play and you just kind of know. Let's see if that's the case. What the are these blocks? That is the best run play I've ever ran. Get it. No, it's the greatest play [music] I've ever ran. No. Yes. Oh, it's the greatest play I've ever ran. [music] I just fumbled forward for a touchdown twice in the same play. AND IT LAGGED. AND IT LAGGED. Oh my god, that was insane. No way that just happened. Okey dokie. This is all the beautiful things I remember from Superstar KO. Just absolute idiot shenanigans. And I finally got it, too. No, I got the last two point. I'm trying to do the math here. Missed it. Got it. Got it. 886 22. Yes, I got the last one. I can't believe I just double fumbled for that. I'm going to go with the sky kick. What's a full power sky kick look like off of one of these juiced out kickers? It's actually insane. That's crazy. You can basically get on the ball carrier before the balls to him. Okie dokie. First and 10. Good defense. NO, [screaming] I got it. I REPEAT, I GOT IT. NOW WE run away with it. And I don't pay anybody I'm getting greedy. Yeah, buddy. Here we go. First and 10. Good double team right there. Tons of time to make a play. Why not? [laughter] Green bean. Oh, it's getting scary around here. Road Runners are in trouble. I kind of want to just roll out and air it out to my tight end. I'm doing it. Green bean. Green bean. Holy It's getting out of hand. Okay, first and goal. I don't really know even what I'm doing here. I'm going for the hurdle. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's Tim Tibo in there. That's Tim Tibo inside that costume. And he throws up though. That's how many you get. Yeah. I bet you didn't expect to get cooked in the middle of the mascot mashup video, but you did. But you did. All right. Two point convert. Talk to me. Oh That de that is Tim Tibo. I am not even kidding you. That is actually Tim Tibo. Tell me I converted that. Dude, like I'm not glazing myself and I'm not like on my opponent, but it totally feels like my team is way better than his. Does it not feel like that? I don't know. Maybe I am just goated with the sauce right now. But also, I need to stop doing that kick. Sorry, guys. It's muscle memory for me to do that kick because normally that's just a regular kick. But it looks like I'm cheesing. I need to stop doing that. Feel like a bad sport, but I don't know. For some reason, it just feels like the Ducks are playing better. Ooh, I didn't expect that to be a run. Okay. Okay, I don't feel bad anymore. I no longer feel bad. That was piss poor tackling. Would he go for two here? This is going to give him 17 to 28. Well, understandably the camera angles are a little wonky because their heads are like 40 ft wide. He will not. This is a regular PAT. He's almost in onside kick territory. I'm trying out his play. I'm trying out his jet touch pass. This thing was lethal. Oh yeah. Big aerial. Oh. Oh. THE GREATEST JUKE EVER. I got to do it one more time. OH MY GOD. THROW up the O. Throw up the O. Yo, you're supposed to be See, it's always funny cuz the mascot who's the mascot that's not participating, you know? Is he the water boy? 34 to 17. Holy Like, I didn't even get to do my aerial. I'm going for the hurdle if I can. Darn it. Down goes the duck. Now, let me do a regular kick. Let me not cheese the kick. Just full power down the gut. Get bodies in there. Get bodies in there. Oh, I'm bagged. Oh, that was insane. I thought I just had a pick six. That was crazy. I thought I had pick six. I'm sending a heater. I don't care if I have a man responsibility here. I'm flying at the quarterback with my free safety. Oh. Oh. Oh, it was a fake jet potential roll out. Honestly, blew the play up so fast. I have no idea. I'm going to pass rush. I'm going to literally pass rush. Oh my god, it's going to work. Stop it. Sometimes you can literally do no wrong. I'm I'm pass rushing again. I don't know pass rush moves, but I just feel like I'm just going to click a bunch of buttons with my right stick and just see what the happens. Okay. World's worst dive engaged. GOOD DEFENSE. I HONKED HIM DOWN. THAT AIN'T NO FIRST, SON. Fourth and one. Hey, hey, hey, hey. All right, chill out, buddy. Fourth and one. He needs something short. He wants this. I don't think I can stop it. WHAT WAS THAT THROW? Did he catch it? Holy he caught it. I think he threw that like kind of softball. Holy I think he kicked it. When EA does something like this, they prove that they are capable. They're just jackasses and they're greedy as Like this is actually crazy. You have these wicked trickplay animations, these wicked aerials and X Ys and Z's, and you give me the most beat ass bonk ass Road to Glory experience. You give me the most watered down dynasty. You give me the Oh, it's like they're waving it in our face that they are actually capable, but they just want to tell me to get Oh, that's a bad ball. Just kidding. It's a genius ball. Good spin. Not really. I want to pull out my bag of tricks. I think I need to check down. I do actually need to check down so that I can try a skill move. That's what I want to do. Come on. Nope. What was I thinking? We recovered that though. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. 3417. Oh, that's a heater. Oh my god. A is so open. But you can't throw that far, right? No. You know, they got 99 everything. I thought maybe one of these days, guys, one of the fake field goals will work. This one's fourth and three. And I'm flipping it to my kicker. ONE OF THESE HAS TO WORK. Oh my god, he low-key bit. Wait, I have just made a mistake. Some would say, unless I did the most goated aerial of all time. All right, I've done some theory crafting and it turns out that all of the fake field goals are ass. That's what I've learned. He could go left side. Oh. Oh, THE QUARTERBACK JUST WENT NUTTY. >> [gasps] >> BUT IT WORKS IN OUR FAVOR. [crying] A FUMBLE FOR a fumble. So it looks like despite the Duck quarterback technically having 99 stats, they still fumble like any other quarterback. This is single coverage. I need another green bean. I need another green bean. Damn it. I've gotten out greened twice on the 50/50 ball. I don't like that. I'm one for three. Okay, let's see what he's got. Oh yeah, buddy. GET IT RIGHT BACK. That's an actual pitch. That is a real scenario to pitch. Good spin. Okay, it looked like I was cooking for a second. I wasn't. Okay, shall we make a play? Right over the middle. Big spin. Genius. Big spin. Genius. What the Oh my god, that cartwheel worked. By the way, that cartwheel worked. Like, don't ever don't talk to me about that cartwheel cuz it worked. I'm going to check down to my running back and then I'm going to hurdle. That is the exact order of events. I need to find someone to hurdle. Well, that's not exactly what I was hoping for. All righty. First and 10. Man up. No. Dude. Ah, the hurdle is so worthless. The hurdle is so worthless. It's not. I mean, I did get the seaquan animation one time, but that was the stupidest hurdle right there. I just did. I feel like I can throw so many things here, dude. Scrambling way too good. Nope. Just kidding. It's horrible. Just kidding. IT'S GENIUS, DUDE. OKAY. What the There are five road runners in there and the duck got it. [laughter] It lost. He needs to see it back. I need to see it back. I don't know what the just happened. Let me Oh, he challenged it. Very smart. Let's watch this cuz what the hell just happened? I think the challenge is the right call. The challenge is the right call. Just so I can get an angle of this. Are they going to show me that? Nope. So, they told the Road Runners to actually get and we didn't replay it and they lost the challenge. So, I don't know what happened. I won't even pretend to tell you what happened cuz I don't know. You know, I haven't tried a truck animation yet. I wonder if the trucks are any different. I don't really know how you could enhance a truck. Tell me that's a fumble and I'm going to get this. Why did I just get a point? Oh my god, a one-point safety. That was a one-point safety. I've never seen it before. That was a onepoint safety. I've never seen a onepoint safety in my entire life until right now. I thought the game bugged, but I'm pretty sure that's a onepoint safety. That's like a one ina million occurrence. That's like a one in a billion occurrence. Oh my god. Oh my god. I never thought I'd see the day. Oh my god. It actually happened. Yeah, dude. The I don't know what's going on, but we're just like way too good. 41 to 17. The Ducks are really pulling away with this one. Don't throw the check down. I'm picking that off. Smart man. Oh Oh Oh, thank God. He t-boed me, too. And then he throw he shot a free throw for that pass and it went to the man. First and 10. I'm going for the sack. I'm going strong safety up the gut. Oh my goodness. I got to use my Showboat as a juke. It didn't work. It did not work. This is crazy. This is crazy. I can't believe we just saw a one-point safety. I've seen some of the most inconceivable all happen in the same game. No green needed, I guess. I don't know why I didn't need the green that. Well, this is getting a little bit rude at this point, to be honest. But the tight end's probably a touchdown here. Okay. Well, sometimes you got to go back. You got to take one step back to take two steps forward. Sometimes you got to turn left to turn right. Pretty sure they said that in Cars, too. Second ago. Come on. Come on. Come on. [music] Come on. Come on. Come on. Play action. Oh Okay. The Ducks are the greatest fumble recovery team of all time. I I I don't know that I've ever gotten such a high clip of fumbles recovered. Okay. You know, I want to try out this kicker. I actually do. I haven't kicked a single actual field goal yet. So, this is a 61yd field goal, which by the way, almost no kicker in college football will ever even get to attempt this because none of them are good enough to hit this. You will literally almost never see this. I think he tried to ice me, but I don't think you can. Ooh, my accuracy is not good and neither is my What the You can hit from 85. That was a low power inaccurate 61 y and it went through the top middle. You're not going to the league buddy. You're getting drafted round one pick one. Guys, if you think there's a kicker that good, do you think he would get drafted round one pick one? Like over top of a really good quarterback? I think I would. I mean, every you're in scoring range always. Dude, if I get the ball back, I'm going to try and kick an 80 yarder. [music] I have this bagged. Don't throw it. I tried to tell him. I TRIED TO TELL HIM. OKAY, I need to run backwards. I'm going to run backwards. So, what would be an 80 yard field goal? I'd have to be on the opposite 40. I'd have to be on the opposite 37 so we could snap it. So, I got to [music] be 40 37. Wow, I did that perfectly. So now this field goal should be 80 yards. Special 80 yard field goal. I literally feel like this is possible. I'm not kidding at all. I think you can actually do this. I'm going to try it on this angle. So that's dead nuts. Let me zoom this out a little bit. So I'm going to be there. I like it better like this. Feel like I have a better look at it. That meter is just lowkey moving really fast. It's got a chance. Holy Max power. Tell me. What the Can you hit 100? Can you hit 100? That was an 80. IT WAS THROUGH THE TOP middle again. You can hit 100. I think you can hit a max. Dude, imagine you don't know that and you're playing your buddy and it's like 40 to 40 and you think you've stopped him and he's on like the 10 and he just lines up a field goal and beats you. That's the hidden technology. Holy Yeah, the sky kick with these kickers is super crazy. There's no way to return that. You're automatically tackled. That's the free CTE machine. I do feel a little rude at this point, though. Feel like I'm not being mad chill about this. Okey dokie. What do we got? 17- 47. That jet sweep pretty lethal. They get nice, nice, nice. What do we got? First and 10. Just a little handoff. Cheeky little handoff. Okay, we got him. I'm going on my mic and I'm getting the QB. Okay. Do we have anybody? He's going to juke. All right, there it is. Can I stop him? No. Wasn't a good effort out of my safety. Was not a good effort. And by my safety, I mean me. Hey, just a little break dance action. Let's make a play. Two-point conversion. Let's make a play. Pass. Rolling out. In trouble. In a lot of trouble. He's got to throw it. Bagged. Nice work, defense. He's got to onside it, too. And I just come out here and kick a field goal. It's crazy. Good recovery. Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. One more. One more. Oh, [screaming] I got it again. I GOT THE SEQUIN HURDLE AGAIN. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO throw one more pass. Hey, quick little push-up. I'll throw one more pass and we get up out of here. Ooh. Ooh, that was yucky. Nope. Not going to get the hurdle. I'm kneeling it. I'm being a dick. GG's thugs. GG's. Listen, I don't post a lot of short form content because I'm 30. You think I give a But there's going to be some short form. Oh my god, this game This was insane. This game was insane. Player of the game. Honestly, I feel like the player of the game could be someone on defense because we had like eight forced fumbles and four interceptions. What even are the stats here? What even are the stats here? Honestly, so 14 for 20, 320, three touchdowns, two interceptions. How are you player of the game? I had a dude with negative 27 and negative4. This guy had one for 69. Nice. Receivers was all kind of split. My receiver number seven was going dummy. Yeah, like notice the height. Oh, just kidding. So, the player models don't have height differences. It's just the players. Like, our tight end is 6'7 and this tight end is 6'5 and the rest of these guys are pretty short. It probably just mirrors the actual players. But like defensively, how's that not the player of the game? Corner's got two picks. Just a couple force fumbles. So, this was the one-point safety. I did a stupid ass speed option. The ball coughed up like crazy. And this really is a one-point safety. He recovers this fully two feet on the one and then he steps through the back of the end zone. That's a one-point safety. I've never seen it before, but obviously it's possible. There's the speed option. got blown up. There's the ball. That's a one-point safety. That's crazy. What I wanted to see was some of these other Oh, we don't have it. There were some fumble recoveries that literally made no sense. Not going to lie, this was pretty gross, too. Hit him with the stutter. Look at the duck paddle stutter. Look at the duck wall. We're going to call this the waddle. Look at the waddle. 212. See you, buddy. Yeah. Have fun in Narnia over there. wherever you're headed. And then you know you got the final you got the lone survivor. Hit him with the fake paddle step after you got done up with the one paddle. It's like you got to give him the fake, right? And then you just keep going and then you give it to him again. Just give him uno mas poor favore. Get him to bite and then you just keep going. Just what a That's just what a young duck does. a young ducka. Crazy. Hey, GG's to my opponent. Thank you for playing me, brother. I'm gonna hook him up with the merch either way. You know, I'm definitely hopping back on mascot mashup. Oh my god, that's crazy. I love you. I'll see you in the next one. Peace. [music] >> [music]