DRAFT DAY DISASTER | BROKEN PLAY | NAVV GREENE FT. JOJO ALONSO & REGGIE BALL

[music] All right, man. Uh, we fa to do our NFL fantasy draft. Last time we did the [ __ ] Of course, we know who won. Uh, it's draft time. I'm coming ready to repeat. I got picked, too. Oh, I'm on the clock. Bean Robinson. Um, >> hey, who did uh Oh, Sunny just got uh Jamar Chase >> cat up help uh Jojo. Somebody [ __ ] [snorts] You got the app. I just downloaded it, Joe. Turn the Wi-Fi. Who is Mbarti Mike? Oh. Oh, [ __ ] going to put their real name, [snorts] bro. Ban like a damn block. I had to get him. >> Oh, you already got him. >> Yeah, I got second pick. Miles got Jir Gibbs. You know, if you draft late, you get early in the second round. I meant the second round. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Who up now? Who d who pick? >> K. >> [ __ ] >> It might be. >> Yeah. Ball don't have it real name on [ __ ] I remember we called a black truck. [laughter] They pulled up. They told me saying Leroy out here. I said, "Who the [ __ ] you calling Leroy?" Boss said, "Yeah, that's us." I said, "What the [ __ ] [snorts] That [ __ ] ball like that [ __ ] DJ on Love. That [ __ ] a scamming ass [ __ ] man. >> You had got Jonathan Taylor, right?" >> Hell no. >> They gave you too long. >> I'll take it. I'll take it. >> All right. Craig on the clock. >> I'm really not mad at that pick. >> Yeah, that's a good pick, boy. [ __ ] you got to goddamn running back early. >> What's your damn name? >> That's not my name. >> Oh, you ain't win yet. My team name is Balls to the Wall. [clears throat] >> The Navigators. Craig got uh Christian McCaffrey. Jav on the clock. Damn, Jav. He got James Cook. Who that? >> James Cook was a good one. >> Blue. Damn. I'm glad I ain't got to go to court with you [ __ ] to find out your real name. Hey, look. >> You on there now, right, Joe? >> Yeah. >> All right, bet. >> Yeah. >> So, she going CD, >> of course. >> Yeah. All right. Dumb on the clock. [snorts] >> Hey. Oh, [ __ ] need to know what they got B too. >> Oh [ __ ] It's my turn. >> Cuz it start off. >> Oh. Uh, >> let's see. >> Hey, we need to do a Hey, we need to do a pot. >> Yeah, the belt, the pot, and what you want. >> Damn. >> What's the buy in? What y'all want to say? 25. Cool. It's >> I just picked 12. >> Yeah, we doing 25. Send your money by tomorrow or you automatic. >> Who got Drake London? >> Me. >> Pick. >> I already know what I'm about to do next. Who the hell [ __ ] is studying [ __ ] got lemon pepper lock down [ __ ] >> Oh that's that sound like Jav. >> Is that you Jav? >> Yeah you know I told you Jav going to have some creative ass [ __ ] going on. >> Damn they got George picking. >> Oh yeah I tried to trade it last year. Y'all [ __ ] were hating. >> Yeah cuz your [ __ ] players was hurt. >> Yeah but they got right when it was time. I just I got Lamar Jackson. Yes. >> After all that [ __ ] you talked, bro. >> I'm trying to [ __ ] win. [laughter] >> You ain't [ __ ] bro. You got to stand on what you be talking about. >> I said I ain't say nothing about the boy not putting up no stats. >> You said >> I said it's window of winning opport window of opportunity up though. >> Yeah. >> Who is on Sunny? Okay. Bet on Sunny. being you now. >> All right. It's on me. Hey, I talk a lot of [ __ ] Give me that boy D. >> Oh man, I had him last >> cuz if CD go crazy, you know what I mean? >> I got to get me a wide receiver early. Who got puka? >> She went early, bro. >> Okay. Damn. Need a good ass wipe. >> I got to go back to back now. I got to wait all the way again. >> Yeah, that's how it be. >> It's Snake. >> That's some stupid ass [ __ ] >> No, it's not. It make it fair. No, it's me. Give me uh Damn, I need to go. I know what I need to do >> cuz y'all ain't even thinking like this yet. >> Give me Trey McBride tight end. >> Okay. >> Somebody got Brock Bowers already. >> Well, I might go Kyle Pittz. >> Please. >> Yeah. Dom think he know what he doing. He got my type of game playing. [snorts] Look at y'all. $25 buy in. Uh, >> when is it due now? >> Tomorrow. >> $25 buy in. >> Yeah. >> Bro, all that [ __ ] YOU GOT GOING ON. HEY, MAN. WHAT YOU What's up, bro? You [ __ ] with [ __ ] or not? >> I thought we was um >> What? >> Sunny got Nico Collins. Who got uh Olive? Y'all know that [ __ ] hurt, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Stop helping people, bro. >> [ __ ] >> Hey. Yeah, let these [ __ ] hurry up. They 25 in. >> Yeah, >> these [ __ ] [laughter] are the [ __ ] already. We got the [ __ ] on trick dice. >> Ah, come on. I'mma draft DJ Moore for my next pick. >> Oh. Oh, >> Josh Allen. Go crazy, folk. >> Damn. I'm just waiting patient. >> Somebody got Rasheed Rice already. Who is that? >> Who turn is it now? I'm not. >> Watch what I do, man. Watch what I do. I'm f to [ __ ] the game up. >> [ __ ] the game up. [ __ ] the [ __ ] the game up. Still on Jav who got >> send the money to Sunny >> everybody. >> I'm going coasting. >> I feel like out of all us. I trust her. >> Who the hell was Coaster? >> What? >> I don't even trust [ __ ] >> Love tight end from the bars. >> Oh yeah. They f to be sweet. >> Y'all tripped. Y'all tripped out. >> Matter of fact, just send me the 25. >> They don't know. They don't know. [snorts] >> So Jav again. >> What? Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. I see it now. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. We see what going on. Next year we going to let next year we going to let uh some of playmakers join the [ __ ] with us. >> Kayla Williams, good [ __ ] boy. Who you got that was going to go get you [ __ ] >> It seem like this [ __ ] How many people we had last time? >> Yeah, it's too many [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Turn this [ __ ] off. >> No. Hey, >> you better drown. Three, two, one. >> Who they drafting for your ass? >> Oh, for the Chiefs. Damn, babe. Dang, babe. >> That's not who I was picking, though. [ __ ] you need What the [ __ ] you up with that dude? >> I didn't know it was my turn. What the [ __ ] >> I got my person right here. >> Greg, it's on you. >> So, when you start hearing it clicking fast, what you think that mean when they do that? >> You start panicking. >> I did. I started panicking. Oh, >> okay. I was trying to figure out what this what the noise was. >> Who just got Garrett Wilson? >> Who got Garrett Wilson? >> That's a good pick though. >> It's on me, ain't it? Yeah. Let me go ahead and sneak one on y'all [ __ ] real quick. Give me the Rams defense special team. >> I had that [ __ ] on there, man. >> Why the hell y'all didn't do that a long time ago? >> I said I know these [ __ ] ain't smart as me. Damn. Why are you smart? >> Smart as [ __ ] >> [ __ ] man. I couldn't thing anybody should have grabbed. >> [ __ ] I got something though. >> Oh, I Oh, my I know where I'm going next. So, I'm straight. I'm going Broncos defense. >> Good call. >> Yeah. Or Texans. Which one? Damn. Uh, how can I look at my Okay, my board. >> I might I'mma go uh my roster. >> Who in a tougher division? Oh, yeah. I'm going go Tex defense. We ain't got time for all that Pat Mahome [ __ ] Bronco, LC West. Hold on. How long trying to drive that? Hold up. >> What's up? >> N this [ __ ] >> Exactly. >> Oh, I picked it. Oh, I picked it. I ain't see it. Okay, good. We good. Now I I know what I need to go to next. Z Flowers. Let's go. >> [ __ ] you for that, Nav. You just got it. [snorts] >> Damn. Hey [ __ ] you did that little [ __ ] you just did, [laughter] man. I'm talking about I had it queueed up. I'm saying watching this [ __ ] I'm learning as I go. I ain't never do this, man. Last year we had the [ __ ] while we were drinking >> at the house. >> I don't know what where. >> I think I was at the house. >> Yeah, I was at the house, too. Okay. Somebody watching this [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] It's on me. Jameson Williams. >> Come on down. >> That's a good ass pick. >> Come on down. 313. What up though? Had to have somebody from Detroit. >> You ain't do nothing wrong. I already know where I'm going next, [ __ ] Be all I really goddamn need, boy. >> Damn. Miles got a straight little team. >> Who did you pick up? >> I'm talking about I'm looking over there. Uh, no. It's on Greg. >> Don, help out, man. [laughter] God damn. And every time these folk call my folk slow, I take up for him. But like [ __ ] she got scaboo. >> [ __ ] >> Yeah, turn it off. >> I like scaboo. >> Oh, okay. But try to get it off now. Go to Q like you queuing up a player who you want and it'll draft it when they get to it. >> Yeah, I see Q, but Bro, you swift. >> Yeah. So, right now, get right. >> I'm trying to. That [ __ ] happened fast as [ __ ] What am I supposed to press? >> Yeah. This her last drive [laughter] >> going in there with Sunny. Y'all, you picked with Sunny. >> I didn't I didn't come in here automatic and hit anything. >> I know. I know. I know. >> Yeah. Help out, Greg. >> It said it automatically put me on automatic because I just took it off. Okay, now it's off. >> It said it took It put me on automatic cuz I missed one pick. So, it just automatically put me on. >> Okay, so you good now. >> I disabled it. [laughter] >> Does it say auto on my thing? >> Hey, who you who you didn't want and you want to trade. >> You want to trade Swift? >> Who? Me? >> Yeah. >> No, I like who I got. I'm not mad at Scatterbo or Swift. Scatterbo. >> You complain. >> And you cool with? I complain cuz like I wanted to choose who the [ __ ] I wanted to choose. [laughter] >> [ __ ] >> Damn. Who just got Pat Mahomes? >> [ __ ] quarterback. >> That [ __ ] Jav. >> Oh yeah. Kevin don't know what the [ __ ] he doing. He just [ __ ] the draft up. [laughter] Jav got eight quarterback. Hav look like the Falcons. That [ __ ] got a whole team of quarterback rule. You need you need a backup. >> Damn. >> I think this boy is going to be sleepy good. Um Mike Washington Jr. Las Vegas Raiders. >> He will be starting off the season with Jonty, whatever his name is hurt, too. So, >> okay. >> I'm looking for Buddy to go crazy in number four jersey. I actually like my team so far. >> Oh, [ __ ] I love my team. Watch what I do. Long as Sunny don't [ __ ] up. Yeah, I like my team so far. [snorts] Look, look, look who I hit these folk with. Bos, I know son ain't going to do. You f to see I got that [ __ ] queued up. Yeah, get him. Hello. Where is that? Yeah, >> [ __ ] >> Yeah, man. What else I need? >> Yes. >> Godamn. Damn, that was good. Just to get him off the board for real. >> Yeah. So nobody else won't get him. I'm playing defense. >> You're playing defense. >> Oh, [snorts] it's on me now. I got to go wide receiver, bro. And I feel like this his year. Marvin Harrison Jr. I do feel like it this his year, but I have to just watch that [ __ ] from a distance. Hold on. Courtland son. [snorts] >> I ain't mad at that. Courtless son. And how many more rounds we got? >> At least four, I think. I know [ __ ] going to watch this and talk [ __ ] about everybody we picked like we this what they got. How y'all didn't get such and such? But you got, man, that Ram [ __ ] I was on it. I promise. Oh, I need a backup running back n must be on the phone with her [ __ ] >> Yeah, son on the phone with her [ __ ] getting pics. >> Somebody just got Jackson Dart. >> I ain't scared of no [ __ ] like that. >> I like Jackson Dart. You need a >> [ __ ] cuz by week backup. You need a backup quarterback. >> All right. You'll see when by week come. >> Hell yeah. >> That [ __ ] Greg already put my [ __ ] ain't going. >> I had um >> Greg Greg going to have a goddamn uh >> two. >> You ain't got no quarterback. >> You >> that [ __ ] Greg playing HBCU ball. >> Hey. Yeah. Y'all heard him send them 25. [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] >> Well, this free money. >> What DTD mean? >> By by your player, >> huh? [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. I see questionable man. I'm trying to think. Do I go? >> That ain't a bad pick. >> Hold on. What going on with that? Oh, I got you. I'm really f to [ __ ] y'all up. Y'all ain't going to see that coming. I might be the best GM on this [ __ ] Girl, you still ain't got no quarterback. >> Oh, okay. >> You can tell when a [ __ ] cook. Hey, my little girl taught me some [ __ ] the other week. Fries. >> What it is, huh? >> That one like you cooked that like, man, I'm fries. >> Fried. No, she saying fries. >> Yeah, like cooked. I said, man, y'all say some stupid ass [ __ ] So good getting old, bro. >> Man, the hell you talking about? She talking about some D. I know you said that's what the hell it is, but she was like, "Teacher, don't put this in. I'm fries." You what? I'm cook, man. Get your goof ass out my cup, man. But when she do [ __ ] like that, I I start using that [ __ ] Not Trevor Lawrence ain't bad. Or Kyler Murray, [ __ ] Who that? >> Greg just took my damn backup quarterback. Yeah. >> No, that's a good pick. >> That Oh, yeah. So, it's like you need But if they have a bad game, [ __ ] you [ __ ] up that week. See, this how I know y'all ain't got this [ __ ] lined up right, man. Y'all will see. I want that. You see where it say DDT for Josh Jacobs? Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] want to be on this [ __ ] squad. [laughter] Hell yeah. But [ __ ] not if he suspended. Well, I got Bej. Ball on the clock. >> I got to get my boy Jordan Love. >> Okay. >> I like Jay Love. >> Oh, yeah. I remember what you said about >> No, I didn't say nothing about that. >> I >> I [laughter] didn't say I said >> No, my bad. >> You funny as [ __ ] [laughter] >> Jordan look the one you had said. >> The one that was at the game. Yep. >> The one you guys said were handsome. >> No, I did not. >> Oh, [laughter] >> that's the one. >> That's the one. [snorts] >> All right, Sunny. So, y'all ain't even thinking about how I'm gonna draft. I feel like this team fa offensive touchdowns. They going to be in, you know what I mean, doing a lot of [ __ ] So, it's going to be a lot of Let's see who Sunny get. >> All right. Damn. Sunny got Marvin Harrison Jr. I'm the first [ __ ] to drive to kicker, man. Good card. >> Brandon Aubrey Cowboys. Now, let me go. Do I I got to go running back. Oh, >> bow. Somebody got bow. >> [ __ ] it. He if he gets suspended, he gets suspended. [ __ ] I love this type of [ __ ] We gambling. Let's go. Josh Jacobs. >> Yeah, we going to see. >> He He was on the list. >> Oh, yeah. >> Why? >> Oh, he he going to be out some games. >> What'd he do? >> Domestic. >> Not more than eight. He'll be back >> and on camera. >> No, too. >> Old lady. I think so. >> Allegedly. >> Allegedly. Yeah. Damn, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] just got my wide receiver. >> Yeah, I was looking at him, too. >> Boy, I ain't gonna lie. My team looking straight. >> Your team ain't [ __ ] Z Flowers, Courtland Sutton, Trey McBride. Oh, [ __ ] please. Joe, you can hate all you want. >> I know who I need to get. >> Shut up. >> Nah, I ain't going to lie. This when it get weird. No. I hope do good this year. >> Who that? That >> was it? Parker, Washington. >> Oh, yeah. >> Jacksonville. Damn. All the quarterbacks gone. I got to get a backup. Oh, these [ __ ] some bullshits. Oh, I gotta scroll back up. Oh, I might [ __ ] with that boy. Um, >> how the [ __ ] >> I got something for these [ __ ] I'm good. So, Jojo, what you want if you win? >> What I said last? I want $500. Damn. >> Hey, ain't no [ __ ] You ain't even want to put the 25. You can't ask for no 500. >> That's what I wanted last year. >> Um, >> what what what could be the max? >> I got a bottle. Oh, >> a bottle. Yeah, bottle of choice. >> Greg, what you want? Oh, last year Greg said we >> a bottle of what? >> All right. Greg say 42. What you going, Bob? >> Uh, let's see. Uh, I don't know, man. I want to do something kind of creative. >> Me, too. Can I think about it? >> Yeah, you got to >> get me to the end of end of the draft. >> All right. >> Yeah, give me to the end of the draft. [snorts] >> Don, what you want? Don probably want some entertainment type [ __ ] He probably want one of them camera blockers. I win. >> Yeah. >> What's What's the match? Nothing over 300 >> and you get the money from the $25 buy in and you going to get >> Everybody wear a wig >> for that show. >> I ain't doing no [ __ ] like that. >> Stop going. >> You can't do that, homie. >> I ain't wearing no [ __ ] wig, >> bro. You You wore a mankind wig. You >> Oh, you saying like that? I ain't know what you were talking about. What you thought? A [ __ ] saucy Santana wig, [ __ ] This >> [ __ ] been getting crazy around here. >> Harrison Bugner ain't with them truth or d >> [ __ ] All right, we ain't going to do that one. >> I'm some [ __ ] >> Yeah, bar want to do a prank. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. Y [ __ ] doing a regular Let me get a bottle, [ __ ] [ __ ] black ass [ __ ] is that? Y'all [ __ ] drink all goddamn [laughter] day. I don't want to >> get a case of black in my wood, [ __ ] THAT'S A TUESDAY. >> EXACTLY. >> I WANT TO win and win and celebrate. The [ __ ] y'all think [ __ ] is 30, [ __ ] [laughter] Miss some cigarettes. >> Some cigarettes is crazy. Somebody give me a dinner. Oh, [ __ ] that. >> Captain D right up the street. >> Captain De's. >> Yeah. Oh, okay. >> That's a dinner. No, it ain't. >> That's a dinner. I'mma go with Damn. Who just She ain't got Trevor Lawrence. Now she just did. Uh Sam Donald, what's happening? Boy, that thing looking >> [ __ ] But I ain't even talking like that right now. >> Yeah. >> Got to let that marinate. Yeah, you might as well just find you another sucker. I got to get a wide receiver though. >> Y'all don't like Michael Wilson? >> They on my damn food. >> The mama could put it away. >> All right, I'mma go. Uh, bro, [ __ ] this [ __ ] getting crazy. Hey, they just gave Michael Wilson that money though. >> Arizona. >> Yeah. Yep. >> Yeah. Welcome to the team, [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That how you get welcome to my team. If I know they gave you some money, they got to go to They want to see that investment. >> Got to Why you ain't go to Sean? >> Deshan who? >> Watson. >> I don't want him to bring that type of energy to the team laying on his stomach. [ __ ] idiot. >> We going to sit up sit up in chairs like real men on the Navigators. >> All right, Detroit got Detroit defense. [snorts] >> What? >> Who? Craig. >> He don't know. >> He might got his [ __ ] on auto drive. That [ __ ] might be at work. Keep his sill ass out. Who you took? >> Oh. [snorts] >> Oh [ __ ] that's me. >> All right, Joe. >> [ __ ] Y'all [ __ ] going to need that a quarterback. That's why I got Sam Darn. Or if Dak start [ __ ] up. >> Damn. I got to get a backup defense. >> Look. Mhm. >> Let the [ __ ] just talk. That's it. >> Yeah. You ain't got to say too much. I already know if this [ __ ] get back to me and I get that pick then I get that pick it's up >> blah blah >> Blake Cororm that was a good pick >> as a running back. Yeah, for the Rams cuz you got to think [ __ ] >> [ __ ] it. >> Nobody got going on, >> you know. >> Yeah. Oh yeah, he done [ __ ] up. [laughter] >> [ __ ] watching that [ __ ] [ __ ] up. >> [ __ ] [laughter] now he be balling with uh Carolina. Who? Aaron Jones senior. Who is on now? Rasheed. He Oh, he do be bottoming with the Seahawks. >> Damn. So do >> them kicks. >> God damn. But that returning kicks don't [ __ ] count with yards do it. >> They do. >> Everything. >> Oh, okay. [cough and clears throat] >> I do like All right, Ball. So >> Mhm. >> I see what you're saying. We could do cuz we already getting the money. So we don't have to do that with the bottle. We can come up with >> Yeah, let's come up with some creative [ __ ] bro. Xavier Worthy. Welcome. >> I'll come up with my own [ __ ] >> Uh [ __ ] like something, bro. >> Like what if y'all got to do yard work for me? What? Joe, it gonna be 11 of y'all. And you ain't going to have to cut the gr by yourself. [laughter] Now the wig [ __ ] don't even sound bad to it. Problem with the wig. >> Get the wig whacker, boy. And edge up this driveway. >> But yeah, something like that basically. >> All right, >> that's what you want. >> That's some bull. >> I'mma think of some [ __ ] though. I'm next. >> I'm going to get another defense. I I I ain't even going to cheat y'all no more. I'mma tell you what I'm doing. I'm either going Chargers defense or this Patriots defense. [clears throat] Patriots got the Jets in that division. Miami in that division. Yeah, I'mma go Patriots defense. [snorts] Now I got to get a running back cuz y'all said my boy might be >> questionable. >> Questionable. I'mma go RJ Harvey. Yeah, I'm lining this [ __ ] up the right way. Hey, what O mean out? Damn. I fa to get that boy for uh Seattle. >> Yeah. Uhhuh. I'm go RJ Harvey. Hell no. That [ __ ] numb was horrible. [laughter] [ __ ] see my roster real quick. >> Damn, gang. >> Woody marks >> zero. >> All right, I'm good now. I don't give a [ __ ] what they draft now. Oh, I got to get me a tight end then. I'm finished. >> Put your [ __ ] in auto. >> Nah, I'm just going to talk [ __ ] now. I feel like if you look up, my team right now is just they can't be stopped. Man, shut the [ __ ] up, >> bro. >> Please >> look. Look at Bejon for one. >> Bejian for one. >> I got the best franchise. I got the best fantasy franchise playing to me. >> Bean last year. That's >> And that's not how I know what he do. >> Why he get to get him twice, >> [ __ ] I draw. >> You know what I'm saying? Like what? Why he get why he was in the front? >> Yeah. I don't know what made Miles get Jir Gibbs first, but that was no bad pick. But I if I if I were first, I still would have took BJ. >> I was taking B regardless if I first I knew who I was gonna get. >> Who you would have took first? Greg >> Gibbs. >> Gibbs. Over B, bro. >> That's why I know watching. >> That's the only thing that [ __ ] can see. T going. That's all he know. He only know one number. Number seven. Let me see. I got I got to go back. Tight end. All right. I already know who I'm getting. Tight end. Yeah, I already know who I'm going tight end with. So, >> how many rounds is it? >> That's Dicker the kicker. No, >> you ain't got the kicker. You just got the special teams. >> Who that? >> We got three more rounds. >> Jojo just dripping. >> I got to get I got to get another tight end. >> And I ain't going to cheat y'all cuz I know y'all don't know a lot of [ __ ] Have you a kicker when your kicker have a by week? >> But I got the best kicker in the league. Yeah, I know. I got the best kicker in the league. >> Dang. How long he going to be out? How long Tank going to be out? >> You going to find >> I wouldn't draft him. I wouldn't I would not draft him. >> The nigga's coming off getting a new leg. You [ __ ] That's the last time I helped somebody out. [laughter] >> You don't even know who that is, do you? Conpsion. Yeah. You know, he was getting uh [snorts] um >> what >> recruited? >> Oh, for Georgia >> from my folk. >> Oh, okay. >> Where? Yeah. >> I got to go. Yeah. >> Oh [ __ ] >> man. This [ __ ] put together, right? >> But still, somebody slid someone in there. >> What? >> I think y'all sleep on Buddy. >> Who that? >> Who? I'm gonna [ __ ] with Calvin Ridley, bro. >> Oh yeah. Hey [ __ ] he on here too. That [ __ ] doing his own fantasy football draft. >> I think y'all sleep on buddy, man. >> That [ __ ] love gambling. >> He on here too. [laughter] I'mma go Hunter Henry, tight end. Or should I do Hawinson? No. West night little hit tight ends. >> I got a straight little team. >> How long PCO out? >> I don't [ __ ] know. Oh [ __ ] >> Well, >> well well >> I hope Scatab can come and do some [ __ ] >> He going, man. You got to have faith. >> Last year I had him before he got hurt and he was going >> uh Why y'all didn't like Tank? Oh T. I heard this. Okay. >> Oh [ __ ] Give me ballhead Keenan Allen. Baldhead Fred. Yeah, I'm straight. All I need is a backup kicker and I'm good. I can tell y'all the game plan now cuz it's too many backups. I don't It don't matter. Oh, I know who I'm getting. [snorts] Ouch. >> Hey, look at that team, bro. >> Got to get a running back. >> You know what [ __ ] me up though? I ain't Y'all got wide receivers, though. Y'all got some real wide receivers, too, bro. >> At least one >> and running backs. >> No, [ __ ] I got a better running back. I a >> [ __ ] got one. Who other one you got? >> Huh? >> Who else you got? I got uh Josh Jacobs. >> After he do it a little time, he'll come back. Let's see what they going to give. >> Let me >> Mr. Pig. So look, who they give me? I needed a running back. I ain't tripping. Make sure y'all tune in September 24th to the live. We gonna have that going on. If you still watching, you think, bro, you know how like real drafts work. When [ __ ] stop watching day three and stuff, you think [ __ ] done tuned out? >> No, [ __ ] talk too much [ __ ] >> Them boy rolled up that loud pack going. They just listening to us talk [ __ ] about >> they talking [ __ ] about us talking >> them [ __ ] don't know what the [ __ ] >> them [ __ ] man that why they need to have me on that [ __ ] them [ __ ] can't even drown >> a man >> man the [ __ ] man look at them bro who would do that [ __ ] man the [ __ ] slow as hell bro this just a comedy [ __ ] this ain't got nothing to do with sport [laughter] >> you sound just like them [ __ ] >> bro you know why I [ __ ] with playmaker they'll tell you that [ __ ] in Bro, I [ __ ] with the show. Y'all don't be knowing [ __ ] Yo, dude. [laughter] >> You don't be knowing [ __ ] >> [ __ ] want you to agree that he telling me I don't know [ __ ] >> bro. Tell you don't know what the [ __ ] you be talking about. [laughter] Get the damn out. I like Yeah, bro. Appreciate it. >> You already know how to take it. >> Yeah, >> bro. I seen a [ __ ] on the highway coming back from from here last week >> on the highway. I was driving >> somewhere [snorts] >> leaving here. Got you. >> Oh [ __ ] that's me, Paul. >> Damn. Somebody took my kicker. I was going to get Who got uh Jacksonville kicker? >> Me. >> Oh, good pick. >> Um, damn. [ __ ] [snorts] [ __ ] Okay. Boom. M >> coming back, leaving here, going somewhere, and somebody was blowing their horn. I'm like, what the [ __ ] Like, it's a highway. It's open road. I turn around, it's somebody next to me like, Jojo, my [ __ ] god. Oh my [ __ ] god. I'm like, what the [ __ ] I instantly got scared first of all, cuz I'm like, who the [ __ ] is this? >> No, you talk all that gangster [ __ ] >> Like, yeah, but [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ] about that [ __ ] I'm talking, [ __ ] I'm on the highway and this crazy [ __ ] is next to me. [ __ ] I got scared as [ __ ] So then the [ __ ] start So I slowed down cuz I'm like [ __ ] Like this [ __ ] ain't gonna follow me. >> Yeah. >> So then he slowed down. So he trying to >> like even up where I'm at. So then >> Yeah. What he doing, Joe? Watching you tell the story, man. B, you know it went in like that, >> right? Exactly. [laughter] >> Then I see a [ __ ] flash. >> So I turn around, he got his camera out like a playmaker. So now that hard. >> Yeah. So now I'm like this. Oh [ __ ] What's up? What's up? What's up? But I ain't seen him post it. So if you watching this, post it and tag me so I can repost it. Just don't have my tag number in there. >> You can't tell him how to post [ __ ] >> I can tell him how to post. >> No, they're real though. I'mma get uh Damn, somebody just took Boswell. [snorts] Who? >> Damn. >> Craig, >> give me uh [ __ ] I ain't got no >> Oh, I'm done. >> Give me Cincinnati kicker. I'm going to take him. >> Okay. Okay. I got a little smooth little team. >> Oh, that's it. That's it. >> Yeah. >> Damn, that was something. We did our 16 round. So, uh that's our fantasy football draft. Y'all can follow us this year. Uh tomorrow we gonna send the money in by tomorrow. By tomorrow before the g first game start. >> Can I borrow 25? Come on, man. With all that cap [ __ ] man. Send your money in. Get your prize pick going. I got to get my team. >> Look, just go through your team real quick. >> Oh, Greg whooped my ass last week. >> Let me see. >> Last year. >> Who? Okay. Week one. Who I got? >> So, I got Deck and he going against the Giant. Sunday night game. He got to start. >> Oh, I'm excited. Oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] start tomorrow. >> Yeah, Z Flowers questionable. >> He'll play. >> Oh boy. >> Match up. >> Damn. I got >> We play each other. >> I got Trey McBride and Michael Wilson. >> Damn. Your probability. Oh, no. I got a little bit. Go to match up at the top. >> Oh yeah, it tell. Hey, but that don't be mattering cuz they had me about to lose every week. and I always came out victorious. >> So yeah, I got Bjan Robinson, Josh Jacobs. I got to uh put in Woody Marks for him. >> Why you got this name on here? >> Who? Ball. >> Balls to the wall. >> But that's it, man. The draft is over. Uh y'all send us some pics. y'all would have did. Sending some of y'all teams. Y'all predict who y'all think going to win out of our league. We going to put everybody uh roster up and y'all go through that. Appreciate y'all tuning in to the second annual >> Broken Play fantasy football extravaganza. >> Yeah. >> Conglomerate. >> That was great. [music] >> [music] >> Heat.