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Colony Review - Zombies Are Back, Baby!

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The reviewer provides a fresh look at the Korean zombie film "Colony," directed by the same creator behind the acclaimed "Train to Busan." Although the movie was released a few weeks prior, the author felt compelled to offer a quicker review following their glowing assessment of the new Resident Evil film. The narrator explicitly chooses not to use specific character names to avoid mispronouncing them and disrespecting the Korean language, opting instead for generic descriptors like "child," "man," or "woman." Having watched the R-rated, two-hour film with subtitles alongside his wife, he notes that while fatigue set in slightly toward the end, the overall concept remains compelling and distinct from traditional zombie narratives where infected individuals simply become super-soldiers. The core of the story revolves around a company obsessed with ant colonies that accidentally releases a virus mimicking insect behavior into the public sphere. Initially, the infected act like infants, crawling on the ground and biting at legs, but they rapidly evolve once one member learns to understand their environment better. This collective intelligence allows the horde to stand upright, run, and eventually distinguish between two-dimensional cardboard cutouts and real three-dimensional humans. The reviewer praises this evolutionary progression as a major strength, noting that the lack of safety for anyone in the quarantine zone creates genuine tension. However, he also points out a narrative flaw where the film reveals halfway through that the hive can be controlled by a leader, turning the latter half into a repetitive game of "Simon Says" rather than building toward a grander climax. From a production standpoint, the film is shot well with an epic and cinematic score, though the setting—a large business center rather than a traditional mall—is somewhat underutilized compared to the visual roughness seen in "Train to Busan." The movie excels in creative action sequences during the first hour, showcasing how heroes must adapt to the unique abilities of the infected. While the film is gory and features violent kills, the reviewer appreciates that it does not shy away from killing off beloved characters early on, which adds emotional weight even if it leaves few favorites by the midpoint. Ultimately, despite feeling slightly front-loaded with creative ideas and running a bit long due to the delayed reveal of the hive's control mechanism, the reviewer concludes that "Colony" is a good ride worth watching for its unique take on the genre.
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I know this movie came out a couple weeks ago, but I wanted to get a quicker review out for it. I just gave a glowing review for the new Resident Evil film, and here I am back again talking about zombies in a capacity The Infected. Some people get really hung up on words. I know I don't. We have another Infection Outbreak film from the director of the brilliant Train to Busousan. It's called Colony. I checked it out. Here are my thoughts. Now, before I get started, I want to point out I'm going to use no names of characters because I'm an idiot and I will not pronounce them correctly. So, instead of insulting the actors by butchering their names and just the Korean language in general, I'm going to refrain. I will just simply find another way to refer to them. Child, man, woman, a profession, etc. I I can find creative ways around it. This is a Korean film. That means it is uh set in Korean. There are subtitles if you want or there's probably a terrible English dub. I watched it with the subtitles on. I like the purity. I like to feel like I'm a little sophisticated from time to time. You may have guessed I really enjoy Train to Bus Sonic. I believe I called it brilliant. It's one of my favorite zombie films of all time. And so upon hearing the director's back and he's doing another film about infected folks running a muck, biting people, causing havoc. Yeah, I'm in day one. Well, I actually wasn't in day one. I I missed it originally. I saw a bunch of other movies. It just it just didn't line up for me. But I have seen it now. I watched it with my wife. We we both really enjoyed it. It is rated R for violence, for the biting, for the blood, the gore, etc. It's around 2 hours long. I shave that back just a little. Maybe maybe peel back a little. I was noticing a fatigue start to set in on myself. That uh that flame was starting to flicker a little bit too much as the end started around the corner. That said, I really appreciate the concept behind Colony. It is not your traditional zombie film. It's not even your modern zombie film where people get infected. They do like parkour and [ __ ] off walls, bite people, and then they become like these super soldiers. No, this is more of like an X-Men Days of Future Past sentinel situation where they evolve, they adapt, they learn, and they react. What we have from a story department is simple. a company's been working on a lot of different weird [ __ ] in the lab. A bitter, slightly unhinged ex worker decided in his infinite wisdom to put the final couple fixings on his potion back at his home lab, go to the office and release it on the public kind of as a dry run to see how things shook out before, you know, bringing it into the world. This company's really into ants. that's like their thing, you know, a colony of ants. And so, this movie is really going to be all in on ants because this virus emulates a bug's life. Not not the Pixar classic. I mean, I mean the ants. So, when people start getting infected, they're very much in an infantile state, crawling around on the ground, biting at people's thigh meat and whatnot. But all it takes is one member of the colony to kind of understand the surroundings better, make a judgment call, and then all of the infected shoot up towards the sky like they're the Borg downloading some new information, and next thing you know, they're up on their two legs running around like humans do. At first, they might be tricked by cardboard cutouts of people, but after gnawing at the boards for a while and not seeing any blood, they quickly realize, "Oh, ding. We can't eat that. That's a two-dimensional person. Those don't count. We got to move on to three-dimensional." And so, quickly and surely, they level up over the course of this 2-hour film. Another I'll say mostly pro, but it kind of leads to a con, is no one's really safe. We have our group of survivors who are held up in this quarantine slashwreck situation. Remember that? Remember those movies? There was the good one and then there was the American version where people are stuck inside of a little apartment complex. The government won't let them out because the contagion will get released. It's the same exact plot as that except for no shitty shaky cam. Anyway, we have our rag tag misfits here. There's the smart scientist types. There's the brave older guy who can run fast. He's like an Olympic medalist or some [ __ ] There's the little kids. There's the bully group. Yeah, you have kind of your triedand-trude formula. And so within that group, you're obviously going to have favorites. Where this movie separates itself from the pack is it's not afraid to kill off the people you like pretty early on, which leads to some fun aha sad moments. But by the time you're halfway through this movie, there's really no one else that you like except for maybe one person. everybody else, you're kind of going, "H, wish that person would die already." The other thing they probably could have pushed a little further into the movie towards the end is that we do have the big reveal about the halfway through point again where this hive can kind of be controlled by a leader. And so this becomes kind of the last evolutionary trait for them. And then the rest of the movie, it's basically just, you know, point over there and then watch the horde run after people, then redirect him over this way. You know, it's a lot of Simon says stuff. While it is still entertaining and there's plenty of action and and cool moments, it maybe would have been wiser to leave that for the final act of the film. That way, you're getting people really hyped up like, "Oh [ __ ] this is nuts. He he can control them." I think that's also the reason the film felt a little longer than it should have because there was no more grand reveals later. From a production standpoint, everything's working in this one. It's shot very well. I think Train to Busousan is a prettier looking film, but Train to Busousan definitely has some rough spots with the CG. You're pretty much isolated to the mall area and only a few slices of the mall. It's just not the most interesting to look at. It's It's a pretty film, but also kind of meh as far as where we're at environment-wise. I don't feel like they utilize the mall setting as well as they could have. It's actually not a mall. It's like a giant business center with a mall area and a coffee shop and all sorts of stuff. I'm saying mall, but it's not a mall. It's a fancy ass building. But anyway, back to the positives. The score for this kicks ass. Really cinematic, really epic at times. Again, it is gory. There's some great violent kills. There are a lot of creative moments in this movie, especially again in the first hour where we get to play with the different things the infected can do and how the heroes have to kind of get out of the situations. So, overall, I'm definitely more positive on this one than I am negative. I think it is worth a watch. Not an incredible film for me by any means. Again, a little longer than it should be, frontloaded with the creative stuff, but it's got some good foreshadowing. You kind of know where it's going to go by the time it winds out. That doesn't mean it doesn't execute it well. It does. It's a good ride. I recommend it. All right. Let me know if you checked out Colony a while back. It's It's been a minute since it's been released. I probably could have spoiled more, but eh, when I like a movie, I encourage people to see it without me giving away the entire game. Let me know in the comments below. Please think of subbing to the show. Adam does movies. That way, you can uh check out my Resident Evil review if you haven't yet. There are tons of movie reviews here, though. I'm reviewing movies almost on a daily basis or I'm going into more of a recap video or a rec crap video where I go from front to back spoiling the whole movie if it sucks. Those are always a fun time. I'm also doing live tapings of some of my reviews. I did not live tape this one. I wanted to with Resident Evil, but then I realized there was an embargo on Resident Evil, so I would have uh screwed myself from going to any premieres down the road. So, I pulled the plug before I hit go live. All right, that's all I got. Thank you for watching the video and I hope to see you next time. Take care. Thanks again for watching the video. If you didn't know, I'm a oneman operation here at Adamosmov. I also have a full-time job. I got a family to take care of. And I would absolutely love if you supported me on patreon.com/adamdosmov like these beautiful people did here. 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