Can Three Idiots Beat HARDCORE Minecraft?

What the Why are you like this? Like I'm Bro, you spent like an hour looking for a skin and this is what it came up with. Oh, >> do not >> do I got a gift for you. I got a gift for you. Ready? >> You got >> ready. Oh, wait a minute. Ry, is that is that is [screaming] that >> all over your face, bro? >> Yako, do something funny with that. Make that funny and not stupid. [laughter] Yako, we need a funny like Minecraft moment, too, bro. Wait, what happened? It's brown egg. Hour wash. Who's Wait, is that your sword out there? Who left their sword out here? >> Hold that door. Hold that door. >> You crying in here? It's the F. What is that? >> It's the Phantom. Do Do we have any wool? >> Oh. Oh. We got to go to sleep, bro. Go to sleep. Go sleep. Go to sleep. Hurry. Hurry. >> We don't have that privilege, man. We don't have the wool. >> Do we only have one bed? Yes, we only have one bed. We need to We need to go. >> How have you played for an hour? We have one. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? >> We don't even have three teammates in here. All right, while Dion's loading in, I'm going to go down. >> Hold on. Hold on. D, you play this game 24/7. What do we do about the uh phantoms? >> We wait for daytime and then we go out and get some wool and go to sleep and they won't bother us. >> Oh, Yako. I spawned in with a watermelon in my hand, man. All right. What's going on, guys? >> Oh, hey, Dion. First first reveal. Where the hell are you, Dion? All right. So, not not I'm not W Peter Griffin or what? >> Oh. Oh, hold on. Can I show you guys a a surprise? Come here. Come here. Come here. >> That little chicky in there. >> Oh He's running. He's running. >> I'm sorry. Did you keep him locked up in there with no air? >> Yeah. I don't want him to leave. I don't want him to leave, bro. >> Yaka, can you make it so when you reveal it, it was just a dead chicken body? [laughter] >> Hey, guys. Guys, guys, it's time to suit up. All right. Here's your shirt. Here's your pants. Oh yeah, I just got sheared. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, can you at least put on your uniform just for your protection here? >> You look so dumb with that. >> I don't think you look dumb. I think you look super dumb. >> Where's my shoes at? Can I get some like iron Nikes or something? >> Actually being greedy as bro. Like we we do not have that much. >> Is Is Dion do the whole thing where he's like, I don't need armor. I'm better than it. >> Uh, no I'm not. Hold on. Hey, that was his helmet, though. >> What if I wanted a second one? >> Ry, have you been Have you been tending to the farms? >> No. Oh. Oh, we should have bread now. >> There it is. I think real quick to keep up with the housekeeping, I am going to go in here and get these chickens. And I am going to go shear some sheep. Oh, that cow looking down on me, bro. He looked like Itachi when he showed up to the [laughter] showed up to finish off the bro. That cow just looking down at me ominously. >> You ready? >> He's showing ass now. >> Itachi did not do that. Uh, do you know where any of the Oops, sorry, I'm jumping on your farm. Do you know where where any other like mines are? Get your stanky ass feet. This is an organic farm, bro. >> Sorry. Our house is I I'm kind of falling in love with our our like house, our farm, all of it, man. Like, we actually made something special here. >> Their home's dead. >> Yeah, it's it's home. >> All right, I'm going I'm I'm going back in. I'm I'm going back in. I'm [music] going deeper into the cave we found. If I die, y'all record the series without me. Be easy, man. >> Oh, yeah. We we we said is if this man ends up dying and then we have to keep playing without him, this is going to be awkward. [laughter] >> Holy Is that a fully kitted out skeleton? [music] Yes. Yeah. Turn around, Damn, we jump at each other. War never changes. Bad angle for me, but we clutch up. >> What up? What? What should I do? >> Uh, if you want, can you make torches? >> I've been looking for coal this whole time. >> Cuz it is insanely dark where I'm at, and yet I keep moving forward. >> Well, hold on. Isn't there a way to make charcoal? How do you make charcoal? Let's just burn like trees. >> We don't need it. Surely we're not that impoverished that we need to use charcoal. >> Bro, I haven't found any coal. How is Is charcoal just from trees? >> I mean, yeah. tree logs. But like I'm saying, bro, like please don't let it come to that. >> All right, I got to start making Ryan's room anyway. So, who's upstairs? Is D. Is your room the upstairs one? >> Uh, we can call it that. Or I I think that's kind of just our hub. >> Well, no, no, no. Me, me and D got a bunk bed. So, you got to push together. >> That's not That's not going to hit the Please don't do that. >> We're bunkies. >> Wait a minute. Yako la. That's so funny. [laughter] >> What was that? What was that? Oh, JUST ME WALKING. [laughter] SPONGEBOB FROM THAT one episode. >> Dead ass. I heard footsteps though. Who next to me? >> Oh, good. Just every time I see a skeleton, I think it's the end. >> I mean, in hardcore mode, it could be. >> I really scared of some skeleton, >> honestly. Yeah. >> Hope that's not led to like some foreshadowing in the future for me. >> Hey, hey, Yako. Remember that if he dies to one, >> Dion, when we die, will you give us a like I whoever's the last of us to go, can you give the rest of us a burial? Like some graves out front. >> Oh, no. The the reason why it'll be funny if he does last the longest is the second me and uh D are dead, he won't know what to do. >> The guy who's been building our whole infrastructure is going to get lost. [laughter] >> Infrastructure like we got roads and stop signs and >> All right, do I'm coming to you, bro. It's going to be more awkward if I get us killed right now, do and then it's just a Dion video on your channel. >> How would you get us killed? What are you going to kill me? >> No, it's just every time I'm next to you, I just almost cause us to die. Where are you? Oh. >> Oh, what is that? Oh, it's a bat. [laughter] >> Hey, may maybe the surface more your speed, little bro. >> I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. What? What happened? What happened? >> I heard >> he's on me. >> He's pushing stairs. >> Running. I have to deal with the creeper. You're on your own for a little bit. Creeper plus zombie. I'm getting flanked. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. We can do this. We can do do is armor him up. >> Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful. Let's not Let's not get crazy. >> We get into real action. The ops is just mining. >> I'm over here building [music] Dino's room and he being a I'll kill you. [laughter] [music] >> What the is that noise? >> Y'all hear that? >> No. >> What do you Oh, is it It's the Phantom's dog. >> Guys, can we go to sleep? >> We have not slept yet. >> We don't have We don't have beds. Did you make beds? >> Yes. Oh, then yeah, we'll we'll come up right now. All right, come on, Ryan. Let's go clear our bad name. All right, we are we are officially on our way back. >> All right, it's not perfect. Uh, I still got to get that ceiling installed. You know what? I'll just do that now. >> Hey, bro. Bro, you built it. It's perfect, bro. >> I got enough armor to kit us out with some pickaxes and swords, as well as some boots, y'all. So, we are making our way up. >> Is this all mine? >> The one that I'm in building? Yeah, that's yours. >> Do for now. You just have upstairs, bro. Hey, >> it'll it'll it'll do. It'll do. >> [snorts] >> We got realistic sleep time passage mod or what? [laughter] >> 8 hours later. [music] >> Hey, good morning. W, bro. Absolute W. beautiful, Dion. Thank you for the beds. >> Hey, man. Ty >> I don't think the iron's done cooking yet, but we definitely could get our boots on. Oo, somebody call me up. >> UHHUH. AH, FULL iron armor. >> They say men can't decorate. Look at this crib, bro. Hey, comment section. Right in my room, bro. This is not like prime man apartment. >> All right, I'm going back in. Once we get diamonds, I guess what's the next goal? The Nether? I don't know, man. Oh, I'm scared, man. Is it like this? I think I just did that. Is it like this? No. About this. Hey, man. I don't expect it to happen because like I'm just a pro gamer. But like if I do ever happen to, you know, kick the bucket in the game, bro. I hope that the uh the bones of this house, the structural integrity [music] of this house just uh makes you guys think of me when I'm gone. Hey, man. It will. And I I promise like I actually vow if I'm the last one left, you guys will both be receiving like very nice memorial services. What is that noise? That was the scariest thing that I've ever heard. >> What's up, >> I built something cool. >> Where? >> Uh, it's upstairs. >> Where? >> Look, look, look. Whoa. >> Was that a firework? >> Yeah, he made a fire. He made a firework with no explosion, I think. Or at least I hope. Otherwise, the house would >> Here, try it outside. You >> I I mean I I guess I could have gone a lot worse. >> You forgot to put gunpowder in it. Yeah. Did I do it wrong? >> No. I mean it I mean it flies. That's pretty cool. >> Wait, can I jump on it? >> No, you can't jump on it. [laughter] >> If you jumped on it, flew up and exploded, that would have been high. Well, I'm going deep into the mines. If I don't return, uh, good luck with the series, man. >> Hey, hold on. I'll go with I Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll go with you. I'll go with you. I'll go with >> All right, I'll wait in the room we were in, bro. Hey, we we going to beat hardcore. Me and Dion beat the Soul League. We going to beat hardcore. I [music] believe it. All right, let me know when you're down here cuz I am adventuring a little bit forward. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> I I got to adventure, bro. I got to I got to adventure. >> I'm just get some sticks ready. >> Go. >> Time. I'm not I'm not in any danger. >> I have that. I have this. >> I'm chilling right now. >> Let me get a water, too. [laughter] >> Make sure you get a cliff bar, too. it. >> Now, this is going to be awesome. We're about to venture out. We're about to find so much cool Diamonds. >> Diamonds are a guaranteed, bro. >> Those were the last words I heard from my friend. [laughter] >> Oh, what is this? DAD, I FOUND SOMETHING. THAT'S That's vines. >> Okay. Right now. >> Oh, rhyme. Where there's still water, there's diamonds. >> Also, it looks like it looks like it goes mad deeper over here. Oh, bro. >> There's definitely going to be diamonds down here. >> Hey, Ryan. >> On your Hey, Ryan. On my soul. >> We going swimming, bro. Hey, beach episode. >> I'm not that white, bro. >> Beach episode. >> Oh, did I just hear a noise? I hear like a like a a chime. >> Uh, it might be these glow squids. >> Or at least I hope. >> Wait, what are the odds I found the uh the ender dragon? >> Help me. >> Uh, what happened? >> I'm right next to you. I'm right next to you. >> Someone just drowned. >> Uh, I was [music] pretty close. Yeah, but I backed out. Do we need redstone for anything? >> You know, Damn, we don't know how to use redstone. You think uh D will find our dead bodies and bury us? >> Nah. If we die in here, we just die here. We We disintegrate here and it's all good. Oh This is it, Ron. This is what we were looking for. >> Where are you? I'm not next to you. You're by yourself. >> If there isn't diamonds here, I don't think there's diamonds in the entire world. This week on Hardcore Minecraft, the boys venture into a new cave. >> Wa! Dog, you find like a whole ass cavern here. >> Yep. Be careful, man. Be careful. >> That is That is a long fall. >> This is death, bro. If we don't approach this with the utmost carefulness, >> I would like to remind everybody at home, the second any of us die, that's it. >> We're done. >> It's going to be real awkward if we don't make it back on this journey right now. [laughter] Tle, look up. >> Look up for what? >> What is up there? >> What is What? The vines. All right, I need more wood, but it's dark outside. Oh Ryan. This This is a cave system right here, >> bro. Can you not >> What? I I I I managed a perfect parry. >> THAT'S DO WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? >> I found gold. >> Okay. Well, we do need gold for the Nether. Where the is all the diamonds, bro? Why are we in this cave special episode if I'm not going to find any diamonds for the Nether special episode? Jeez, man. Where am I? >> Never going to see them again. >> You might. You might not. If he dies, I want you I want you to know right now, Dion. I don't know how to get back. dig up and find a way. As soon as we find one diamond, I Oh my god, that zombie just walked by the camera like it was a episode of Walking Dead. >> Shut up. >> I just slayed a spider beast. >> Chicken jockey. >> All right, >> Rhyme. I am over the spider's den right now, bro. Like, this is some they'd write a movie about. Should I fall, I'll be torn apart by spiders, and the bat shall feed on my bones. The reward is simply too big to pass up. My human greed starts [music] kicking in as I cobblestone bridge over the but I fall. I'll need to rely on my water bucket technique to save me. My reflexes prove far too slow. >> What the is that? What is that? What is that? >> I hear what? I heard a growl in my ear, but that was just a zombie, I think. No, no. It was a It was like a ambient like >> No, no, that was not that was not in my ear. Actually, >> I I did hear some weird ominous sounds in uh your room too, Dino, earlier when I was building it. >> A fro got the cursed room. [laughter] >> Yeah, last time I was with her, he just firmly grabbed my ass. I'm like, bro, >> that didn't happen. I >> I guess I missed you, too, but I guess too much. >> There's got to be diamonds somewhere in this cave system, man. >> Oh, I'm finding more iron. >> Oh my god. Dead end after dead end after dead end. There's no diamonds down here, man. >> It could be worse. We could be uh diamondless and dead. >> That's true. >> I got reincarnated as like a butt plug or something. Like I'd be mad. I be mad as >> If you were a butt plug. >> Yeah, if you get reincarnated as a butt plug. >> That doesn't sound very confident, >> bro. That looks like the jaws of a great beast. There's got to be diamonds back there just for the raw aura of that design. Yako, do you see what I see? Like, does that not look like the jaws of a beast? I think he sees it. Yako's always been more artistic than me. >> He just made fun of you. >> Yeah, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know how I'm going to get like make it back. All I have is 11 breads. >> This guy's got enchanted leather armor. I can tell he's one of the adventurers that died coming down here. So, I roleplay a lot. Yago, >> we're we are far from each other cuz that dot is like super tiny. But I found I found a cave system. >> Explore it, bro. Just play it safe. Just don't BE SCARED. TRUST ME. [screaming] Are you okay? >> Don't be scared. Followed by >> Are you okay? [laughter] >> Yeah. No, it just a creeper blew my Smooth off. Did I find a What is that? >> Oh, Donald, there's a there's a baby There's a baby zombie here. >> I wouldn't trust that. >> What? What is that sound? Can it Can he climb over uh blocks? >> I just one blocked. Yes. >> All right, I'm going to go just seal this off. We're just not going to go that way. I will say one legitimate trick of the trade I've learned in Minecraft is where there's lava, there's diamonds. >> Okay, so I can follow this. Damn, you built a whole little bridge over here. >> Yeah, follow any any man-made bridges you see. That's a good sign. >> You found ring the bell, bro. The first Dyman has been found in the cave special. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Let's clear it out. Let's That's two. Two diamonds confirmed. Can we see three? Can we see three? Dust off the old hands. Let's hope for three. Can I get three? Three diamonds. Three diamonds. Still on two. Still two. Can I get three? Can I get three? Is it possible to get three? Three diamonds. There was one under the other one. >> I'm following the torches back. >> Although my recent victory [music] had satisfied me, I knew I needed to get more. >> I see him. Don't worry, Dion. I know you're worried. I see him. I have rescued uh Dei. >> Hey, bro. Until you guys actually make it back, I don't believe I'm ever seeing you guys again. So, >> oh, [screaming] let me see it. Let me see. Let me see it, bro. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. >> I got mad riches right here, bro. >> Oh, yeah. Let's sell that >> Hell yeah. Now, Ry, I won't lie, bro. We We've We've adventured a long time. >> Why are we going Why are we going down deeper? >> Are you satisfied? >> No, not really. Maybe it's just a inside me, but like where are we going? A true adventurer forges his path forward without knowing where it leads. >> Walk past this hole. >> Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me get the honor. [gasps] >> Go ahead. Retreat yourself. >> Yeah. >> See, it was dark and a lot here. >> Is there is there is there is there? >> Yes. Look, it's beautiful. The Toyman's episode. We going to start titling this like old school YouTube Minecraft 1080 1920 x 1080 episode 2 diamonds all caps. How many How many you got on you right now? >> Gold or diamonds? >> Why the I care about gold right now and a diamond? >> I have four diamonds, bro. >> I also have four diamonds. So we're at eight. >> And in case you're wondering, I also have 26 raw copper. Should we Should we make our way back so at least we can confirm you're still alive? >> Uh yeah. Yeah, we could do that. Do you have an empty bucket right now? >> Well, no. I have just water. I have water in here. >> Ah, Why? You want lava? >> Yeah, I'd like I'd like if we could bring some lava up. Oh my god, Ryan, there's an enderman. I know it's scary, Ryan, but if we kill him, we get an ender pearl. >> No, he will kill us. >> Ryan, we have to try. >> We don't need a pearl yet. We can get a pearl later. >> But we can get it later, but we can also get it now, bro. >> N bro, let's just go back. We fight to live another day. [laughter] You You want to leave Dion here by himself? >> I would never do that to him. >> It'd be pretty sad, bro. I just made all these rooms if y'all just die and I had these [laughter] rooms ready for y'all. Empty neester. Man, guess we could go back and rest. >> Can you build a better bridge? What are these bridges, dog? >> The parkour bridges. A look at this whole level we never explored. >> Well, we'll come back. We'll come back with Dion in episode 3. >> Episode three. More diamonds. This was dead ass like a canon episode for y'all, but a filler episode for me. You know where the we're going, >> brother? I followed you. You had confidence. There's no way in hell you don't know where to go. [laughter] >> You left torches, dog. >> I left torches and I'm confused by my my torch layout, bro. like about to become the rescue the idiots arc for me. >> Son, the How do you get back? >> It's probably lowkey this way. >> Hey, you know what? But the the fact that we are not dead yet, that we did this They said we were going to last one episode, bro. >> Bro, even Yako said we were only going to last an episode or we were cooked or some >> I wish a shark [music] could just eat us right now. That would be so funny. >> All right, white people be like, "Wait, wait, hold on. Did we forget about the lava? Did we Did we literally just AD that bad?" >> No, no, no, no, no. I I assumed there'd probably be lava up here. >> Oh, the little chick grew up into a chicken. >> I Bro, what happened? >> What happened? >> I just got nervous cuz I saw hot stuff and I thought you fell in the lava. [laughter] >> I cooked alive. I didn't say anything. Damn, bro. I can't believe we made it back and the way we came. That That's pretty impressive for us. >> Oh, we got to show Dion. And we come back to a nice >> Oh, wait a minute. Dion, you you dog. Yeah, your rooms are your rooms are labeled too, huh? >> Oh We came back to some lifestyles. >> Look, look. Do you walk past your room? >> You were so confident. I thought it was mine. >> How is it going every >> Damn, bro. This kind of l >> Damn. This is This is This is peak male design, too. >> Hey, man. Hey, man. You got a bed and a crafting table. What else do you need? >> Hey, bro. This kind of nice, bro. Appreciate that. Look at this. >> Do Come look at mine. Come look at mine. Hey, Donna. Look, Donald, look. I built this one. It's a table. >> Oh, nice. >> Mine's still under construction. I need more wood. >> Ryan, rhyme. We need to construct the constructible. We need to make an obsidian generator. And we're going to end this episode by creating the Nether portal >> already, >> bro. Why? Why the not, bro? We got enough cuz we got enough to make diamond pickaxe. >> Oh, yeah. I guess we can make diamond pickaxes. >> Here, we are going to be working with lava, though. So, let's put some diamonds in the chest so we don't burn them [music] accidentally. >> This one. This This one. This This one This one's escaping. >> That's fine. Let them see what it means to escape. Dude, I'm proud. Like, we actually got some diamonds. We can get some obsidian. >> So, is Yako going to apologize or what? >> Yeah, I think a lot of people owe us an apology right now. >> Apology better be as loud as the disrespect was. >> Now, before we say that, I think the machine goes like this. I think it's three across and then maybe like maybe [music] like I am I am kind of just >> Well, I see what you're trying to do. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like in Sky Block. >> Yeah. And then >> And the disrespect gets louder. >> So maybe if [music] I do something like this and then put the water on this side >> like this. >> Okay. And then in three in two. >> 10 minutes later. >> Ooh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I like that. >> Careful. Careful. Careful. >> Keep that water ready. Keep that water. It's dripping. It's dripping. It's dripping. It's dripping. >> Bro, bro. Bro, bro, bro. Put it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. >> Get the water. Get the water. Get the water. Splash it. Splash it. Splash it. >> Nothing's fine. >> Oh, it is not. That is not fine. That is not fine. >> That is not fine. That is not fine, bro. >> If Dion finds out what just happened, he would he would make fun of both of us. Bro, >> I am curious. >> Nothing. We just almost burned down the entire base. >> Uh, yeah. I' I'd quit. I'd probably just find the nearest cliff and jump off. You guys up the base. I'm looking I looked I looked it up, bro. Some of these designs are like mad complex. >> That's what I'm saying. This game is supposed to be for children. How How How are they supposed to find that up? We have advanced man brain. >> We might have just created an obsidian machine. [laughter] >> All right, tear this down, bro. We're going downstairs. Wait, get this water. Get this. We are over complicating this >> We We that up. Oh, Dion, your chicken's an adult now. >> Yeah, I grew up. >> Bro is not as enamored with him as he used to be. >> Yeah, bro. It was cute when it was a baby, bro. That not not tough no more. >> Ry is crafting the diamond pickaxe. >> All right, Ry, let's go. Uh, like pour it here. I'll even do this. Pour it over the lava like from the top >> like here. >> Yeah. >> Like literally like literally right here. >> Sure. Sure. there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We got to be the dumbest people on the planet. I I just don't I I don't get it. >> Hey, thanks for watching Minecraft Monday, y'all. We went deep into the cave in the caves episode. Next week, we going into the Nether, man. We are We [music] going deep into the Nether. We're going to see if three newbies can beat the Ender Dragon. >> Next week, Obsidian. >> Leave a like this way. Subscribe that way.