Better than Randy Moss?

All right, back to my Colt team. Hold on. Hold on. If this team show out, bro, if this team show out, we could be one and done and then we're building teams all night, boys. We could be one and done and we're building teams all night. All right. I mean, yeah. This is the squad, boys. Let's get it. Are we putting pits at wide receiver? All right, bro. Colts theme to Do you have a chance, Colts? Do you have a chance? Do you have a chance? Is Beanie Bishop gonna make a play? Although Beanie Bishop's not gonna play tomorrow because we'll have Sherman. See, I love this chat, but like I definitely need my Will Colts team do something here for me, bro. This is round run player. Oh, okay. This dude fell might be correct. >> Oh, okay. He just always just making plays. All right. All right. Oh, do this. >> I can't lie. Beanie Bishop was bagging [ __ ] >> All right, my boys are bagging [ __ ] Hold on. >> Good knock away. Good camera. Come on now. >> Course. A [ __ ] course, bro. Stupid [ __ ] game, dude. Oh, I'm so [ __ ] good. I should have played three plays in a row and THIS TIME SOMEBODY [ __ ] DIED. YEAH, I I'M SO GOOD THAT WE div the same player and this time somebody died on the floor. Scrappy J subber band, bro. Subband scrappy J like subber band like it might be five gifted. Ah, good play, dude. That time he did. [ __ ] >> Oh, this is Of course. Why would somebody not? Then I'm just [ __ ] dead. >> Thank you. >> Fine with me. >> I mean, [ __ ] no. Let's go Pitts. I mean, is the 89 speed Randy Moss better than the 88 speed Kyle Pitts? The decision is yours, boys. As team builders, >> this dude isn't This dude is [ __ ] lost. Like, this dude, this dude just got the ebook today. >> Beanie Bishop, wrap him up. Let's go, dude. I mean, I can't lie. This team, this team definitely looks like there's bagging though. I will tell you that. It definitely looks like we're bagging [ __ ] Ju Guu? No. Beanie Bishop has Nooku in [ __ ] hell, bro. at some point, bro. I like like I like when you do that. Like this doesn't bother me, bro. >> That's fourth down. That dude not getting the first. Thank you. >> Juju Bren out wide. My boy's throwing people. Jesus lied to us about Vic. They just say anybody. Beanie Bishop. Okay. He might have found his weakness. He might have found the weakness of Beanie Bishop. >> That mean press him good there. Why are y'all switching? I want to know why the [ __ ] y'all switched. Are you running the ball here like right away? What do you think this [ __ ] is? >> I guess you know better. >> This dude's such a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] He's wasting my time. Look at Big Mery Chums. You're you're in England, bro. Yo, will y'all see I believe y'all in England until it's time to see y'all. Like when I go to England, I want to see y'all. You know what I'm saying? Running back's on a wheel route for sure here. Like, who gives a [ __ ] I'm just vibing. >> Running back's going out this way. I mean, there's Cam Chancellor. Quarterback got hit with that demoralizer. You don't want to play no more. [snorts] >> Holy [ __ ] Okay, Mallerie. Hold on, bro. If there was a way to get Randy Moss 90 speed, 91 route running, everybody would be like, "Oh my god, it's Randy Moss." But because his name is [ __ ] Mallalerie, nobody believes in Mallalerie. Bro, I can't lie. The Team of the Wii theme team is getting discriminated because they're not names. You would never be done making a team on sourc though. Like you would never be done. >> All right, Taj for sure. We'll be here. Round two. Round two. Round two. Ah, it's glorious. It's glorious. It's glorious, dude. It is glorious, man. I thought it was no chance the sixes around get LeBron to be honest. Wherever it was, >> that's a bad pass. But I got Pman. >> This guy looks aggressive as hell right now. That boy Hannes. >> So, I like to use it a linebacker. So, like I don't know. This guy's like a runner. >> A Beanie, you got killed right there, bro. I got a theory too right now. I got a theory. >> Mine. Oh, and he still caught that [ __ ] Get the >> mean. You really just left that dude, huh? Don't click on there. You're you're you're a sick person. >> I thought for sure he was going to send that spy. Send that runner. Oh, come on. Hannes. >> Oh, yeah. She did that. Oh, he's a dude, huh? Hannes. >> That [ __ ] dude got up there. >> I got to run the ball inside the 15. I really do. >> Man, what in the [ __ ] world is this? What are you throwing there, dude? >> Just don't even dive. Just tackle him if he runs. >> Pick it off. Nice play, Ju Guu to the crib, bro. Nice switch. I trusted you guys to switch and you switched perfectly. I mean, the one dude fell and that drag might have scored a touchdown. See, it's either the best or the worst. It was the worst for me there. But this dude just >> Colts Colts Colts. >> Hell no. >> Oh my god. There's no way you threw that off your back. [ __ ] foot. Take Mallerie. I need the corner. I mean, unless unless I literally play Buster Screen or what's his name? Buster Screen. What's his name? Like I said, if this dude's name was [ __ ] Tyler Warren or Colen Lovelin or any tight end that we heard of, bro, this dude switches his jerseys and [ __ ] bro. He really not he really trying to be lowkey. Y'all don't believe in Beanie Bishop, bro. This dude's a diver. He's a diver. He's a [ __ ] diver. All right. >> Thought he really got Beanie Bishop out there. >> I mean, Jesus, what happened was shut it instantly. That's why A that's my fault. Oh [laughter] my god. I really thought it was a red pass. I kind of gave up cuz it was a overthrow, bro. That's what I thought he would do. I guess past that one cuz like he got Beanie Bishop out there. So I thought like once the streak he saw the streak to the White Moss, he would go to the White Moss. intentional. Yeah, I said that pot that that tackle box, buddy. >> Oh, yeah. Big Tai Robinson with that double or nothing. >> That was pretty smart. I can't lie. That was pretty smart. Put me at the 10. No, that was pretty smart. That was actually like high IQ. Like, what do you do if he punches as a 30? He put me at the 10. in the hardest spot to spot the that was that was like really smart cuz like if you throw incompletion I just run a sneak in the end zone or something like that like you know like >> then I ran out of bounds on 12 >> well we got to sack that play. Yep. >> God damn we get three points. It's going to hurt us. I gotta run the I honestly got to get in the pistol and run the ball more, bro. Like for real. Like we're we're we're first and goal or we're like first and 20 there or first and goal. First and 10 on the 20 the first drive. >> Did you just get like the [ __ ] Oh, woolen. You could have grabbed that. You could have grabbed that kid. >> Oh, come on, Jojo. >> Perfect. Oh, no [ __ ] chance, bro. Oh my god. Oh, there's no way we didn't fight on that, man. Just once again, it's all cuz that [ __ ] didn't run over, bro. If he doesn't run over, I'm just on Cam Chancellor to help with the [ __ ] run, dude. But he didn't run over. I got to babysit him and I'm snapped on [ __ ] nobody, bro. Come back. Come back. jump. He's jumping off sides, bro. >> Ah, why are you catching that? LIKE, COME ON, [screaming] MAN. >> Intentional [ __ ] ground. I ain't reached the line of scrimmage. It's good defense. PICK IT OFF. DANG. WHAT THE [ __ ] HOW'S HE KNOCKING HIM? THIS IS WHY I GOT A [ __ ] HEART ATTACK. THAT WAS PERFECT [ __ ] DEFENSE, DUDE. WE SWITCH ON THE TIGHT END POST. WE GET BACK. HE GOES RIGHT AT HIM AND SOMEHOW HE KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE [ __ ] DB. LIKE, ARE WE [ __ ] KIDDING? Thank you, screamer. Come on, man. >> So, we got to run through this like we want to run through this [ __ ] >> That I mean, the dragons just get killing me right now, >> dog. How the dog, LET THE [ __ ] outside linebacker come free. This is football 10 [ __ ] one. >> Thank you, bro. First down. People be doing [ __ ] like this and it be good, bro. Like I be this guy, this guy. >> And I got to delay a [ __ ] game cuz I'm subbing people in and I'm a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] That's what I am. I'm a piece of [ __ ] We're going to be in third and [ __ ] 12 before you know it here, boys. I'm going be kicking another [ __ ] field. I I thought I WAS RUNNING TO THE OTHER [ __ ] SIDE, BRO. I SWEAR I SCORED THERE IF I KNEW I >> I mean I like this is just like this dude's killing me playing like he like there's zero defense being played by him. Like there's zero defense being played by him. >> There's zero defense being played by him. Like none aren't going to get it done. We already lost this game. Like we already lost this game. How many stops do you want me to get? I thought I look like the steel curtain. What? I'm not a steel curtain out here, am I? Like we already kicked three [ __ ] field goals for sure. But >> yeah, I mean he doesn't have he's really doesn't have [ __ ] Beanie Bishop's doing his job, honestly. All right, the this is probably running back sneak rout. Oh no, what? I don't know what formation this is. I'm worried about running back sneak. No, this is not going to be good. Yep, you're dead. HIT HIM. OH MY GOD, DUDE. HOW ARE WE NOT YOU'RE HIGHBALLING THAT? ARE YOU THIS [ __ ] AFRAID? >> No huddle. Yep. Nope. No huddle. Just [ __ ] broken. It's just [ __ ] absolutely like he couldn't find a [ __ ] goddamn HOLE IN A GODDAMN AND [ __ ] NO HUDDLE. And everybody's just [ __ ] out their [ __ ] brains right now. Throw away. Where is the [ __ ] contain? Can we one can one time one of y'all WANT TO [ __ ] PLAY SOME FOOTBALL? >> Oh my [ __ ] god, bro. We having fun. >> Intentional. Thank you. There we go, boys. We didn't guard [ __ ] but hey, we'll take that. I'm in zone drops. We're [ __ ] so dead right here. We're actually not. YOU THREW THAT [ __ ] PASS. YOU THREW THAT LIKE LITERALLY WITH [screaming] A SMILE. >> [sighs] >> Y'all see why I'm Y'all see why I got a new doctor's appointment. I got I got new vitamins right here, bro. I almost got the 50 plus vitamins, but I'm only 39. I know. I'm like I'm like like I feel like I should have had a pick there. Like I feel like I feel like I feel like he's playing like [ __ ] I can't lie. I feel like he looks like [ __ ] I don't know if y'all feel like he looks like [ __ ] I feel like he looks like [ __ ] to be honest. I really do. I mean, I high balled both of those. I high balled both of those. I did. >> I can live with it. Let's take a Let's take a knee. >> I'm fine with this. Just auto motion, I think. You're scared as [ __ ] hell. >> Yep. He's scared as dick. Come here. Boom. That's Cam, man. Put the [ __ ] ball on the ground. You're scared. No huddle. Oh, >> you're [ __ ] bagged as [ __ ] >> Oh, you know I wanted to. Y'all know I wanted to. Ah, I went too far, man. I This guy. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you had no shot right there, boss. >> I'm mad that fade worked on this quarter, bro. That [ __ ] like made me angry. Like, no, you're not getting that. Not tomorrow. Oh my god. Come on, Woolen. Like, you could be better than that, boss. Did you throw this? Oh my Jesus Christ. I just I like I was kind of surprised because like the drag underneath was like a free [ __ ] 80 yards. Oh, >> there needs to be a bigger There needs to be a bigger penalty FOR SHADING INSIDE. IT'S NOT A BIGGER [ __ ] DID YOU SEE THAT? >> Can't lie to you, boys. I just really can't lie to you. >> So, I swear if you do like this on the you'll get like a a overthrow. You'll get a a good release on that right there. Mallerie, >> I tried to get everybody I tried to get everybody out of the middle of the field so he had no one to switch stick on right there. >> We're taking the CL. I mean, I'm just playing. I can't lie. I haven't looked at the clock. I'm just out here vibing. I'm vibed out right now, boys. I don't know what else to tell y'all. Really just vibed out right now. That's Big Mallerie. And by adjustments, I mean we're not going to commit inside. All right. By adjustments, that's the adjustment. We like think people think man coverage is like put the controller down. But this time, we're not we're just going to shade inside >> so he thinks it. >> Pick. Oh, Henry, get busy. I mean, boys, like what what's going on this second half, boys? We don't want to play. Like, we don't want to play in the second half, huh? We don't want to play football, huh? >> There it is. Good job. No, [ __ ] fumble. Good send, Duby. >> There it is. Finally get a shed. Let's go. Sh him. Oh my god. He just [ __ ] like ran a run on third and long. Are you [ __ ] sniffing dick right now? >> I mean, yeah, we're getting [ __ ] fried. Like, we're getting fried the [ __ ] out right now. Do I collect? That's a great question for do I collect? YO, GET A [ __ ] road map, Dewite. Like, what are you here for? TO ASK ME RANDOM [ __ ] QUESTIONS. WE'RE GOING TO SPEND TWO HOURS ROLLING CARDS AND I GOT TO LOOK DOWN. What the [ __ ] man? Do you roll sports cards? Like, holy [ __ ] Get a road map, dude. Do I collect sport? I'm new here. Yeah, I'm in a [ __ ] goddamn tournament game fighting my [ __ ] life off. [sighs] >> Come on, Beanie. You got to help me here, kid. [ __ ] god. [ __ ] man. What? I do think my Dline [ __ ] blows, dude. That's the biggest difference in this game is our D lines, bro. I swear to God, it's the biggest difference in this game. Nick, shut the [ __ ] up, BRO. WHY DO Y'ALL SAY THAT? WHY DO YOU LIKE I HATE THE I HOPE I'M DOING GOOD, [ __ ] I JUST GAVE UP A 80 YARD RUN. LIKE, Y'ALL HAVE THE ATTENTION. Y'ALL HAVE LIKE THE GODDAMN IQ OF SQUIRRELS. IT NEVER [ __ ] FAILS, BRO. Honestly though, on on I should have highalled that or freeformed it. I just threw that [ __ ] I just like threw that [ __ ] out there. I can't lie. It never fails, bro. I I just got to lose this. [ __ ] man. >> Intentional. Oh, thank god I got bailed. I mean, I will tell you the biggest difference in this game is this [ __ ] is this double or nothing. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. It's the biggest difference in this game. And we know that. You know, we really do. Like, we we know it. >> Intentional grounding. >> I don't know why y'all are letting I have no idea why y'all letting this defensive end in my backfield. I have no [ __ ] idea. What do I have on dog? [ __ ] man. Dog, y'all are like, "Shut dog, shut the [ __ ] up, dude." Literally, all y'all [ __ ] leave. Like, seriously, leave. It's not like seriously everybody just [ __ ] leave out. It'd be nice. Everybody just leave the [ __ ] out, dude. Now he's just [ __ ] bagged now. God damn it, dude. >> I mean, this double or nothing is just [ __ ] God, bro. It's the biggest difference. It's It's a no-brainer. Must must have, dude. I've seen enough. >> I mean, and look at ours just all [ __ ] day, dude. press the [ __ ] out of him and just like it's literally the difference. It's the entire difference of the game. >> I mean, like he has just he's just this is just having fun. He's just having fun in the back field. No, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] is OP, bro. This shit's a must have. But it's also Quinton Nelson, dude. I don't know if like a better player does much more, but there was like at least 10 plays just just [ __ ] instant on the ground. [ __ ] MAN. GIRL, WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT FAT FINGER? WHAT WAS THAT? >> My boys were doing what they could, bro. My boys were doing what they could. That'll play. That'll play. That'll play. out of play. That one I actually free formed. I didn't just [ __ ] lollipop it up there. >> Oh, he got to drop that. What the [ __ ] >> I mean, holy [ __ ] boys. Are we [ __ ] for real? Like, are we a real f WHERE MY WHERE IS EVERYBODY ON MY [ __ ] TEAM? YEAH, I'm telling you, bro. Dline Dline is by by far the weakest part of this [ __ ] game, bro. It's the weakest part of this team. >> Like Dline was just like the diff the difference in Dline in this game is just astronomical, >> bro. It was the whole game. It was the whole game was Dline, bro. I mean, Ed Reed, where the [ __ ] are you going? We could have easily been up three scores in the first half, but we just didn't play good enough offense. I need Young Blood more than I need the [ __ ] kicker. I swear to God, I need young blood more than I need to kick