before Keynote: Linus Torvalds (Bdale happy birthday)

to do I'll pass this back if anyone's down in our overflow room there are seats here please come and join us you're going to miss out on half of the experience I hope you've all been enjoying yourselves [Applause] Welcome to our last day for the last day for you possibly not the last day for us everything that's gone on how we got here how much fun we've had hopefully home how much fun you've had so usual bit of housekeeping we want to keep this fast you're here for a reason and it isn't me I know that lost and found at Regio we've had lots of things handed in please go and see them you guys are really really awesome you know helping out your fellow attendees minder no smoking on campus not just in the buildings even when you're up on the grassy knoll you're still on campus in fact you're standing on the roof of the building right that is not a fire evacuation Point all right you may get slightly warm feet if there's a fire right room changes we've mostly been lucky please bear with us right we did try and get the best range of rooms possible there's still toiletries left some of you who are here a few more days go and help yourselves t-shirts and stuff for sale right Joe we'll come back to that in a minute if you've got any coffee cards left they're still valid for today the guys are going to be running that machine as long and hard as possible apparently they did a record day yesterday which is amazing um for those of you who are in nikai for the hardware and radio mini comps the guys have collected a whole series of pictures from all of the assembly and production and everything that's been going on there if you have any issues about your photographs being published please come to RedZone let us know as soon as possible because they'd like to be able to publish those online and catalog what you guys have been up to over there oh sorry people humans sorry I it's very hard to change the way we speak and for those of you winning Leslie Hawthorne's session please watch the video it is incredibly important to realize that our default behaviors aren't always appreciated by other people some of you are going home soon so check out for the University accommodation it's 10 a.m on whichever your last day is if you wish to extend that please come and see us at Reggio as soon as possible rather than going to your accommodation provider and we can try and work some magic in the background um what are we doing about luggage luggage uh common thoughts was if you have luggage issues there's things we can try and work out we're going to be here tomorrow packing out anyway so there are options if you're trying to get to the airport please use the wiki use the arrivals and departures page use the chat list hook up with other people there's a big group of you leaving around on flights around 7 A.M tomorrow so try and hook up because you're looking at about a 4 AM transfer to get out to the airport if it's an international flight for kind of five five thirty check-in I'll warn you it's not much fun waiting at the airport for the actual um customs and immigration gates to open at 5 30 because that's when they do open so come and see the Rego team if you need any assistance with booking minivans and buses and things to get out to the airport usual thing we don't have any more buses or any more functions officially today that's where the fire evacuation points are and the university food court really likes us at the moment you guys have been finding that and congregating there in the lunch times conference program as usual you've all got that bookmarked need to thank our sponsors Catalyst IBM and HP each of our emperor sponsors is also sponsored on the afternoon teas today it's hp's turn it's a big thank you to them and please remember the catalyst catalysts are doing their beer o'clock at their Auckland office this afternoon so we can get you all off site [Music] red hat and Google big thank you to them OSS you've been our lanyard sponsor and also provided numerous facilities leading up to this event so thank you to our diversity sponsors because the last few days I've talked to several of the participants that we funded to get here under that program one has had very limited work for the last few years and now has three jobs lined up thanks to coming to this conference another one was a co-presenter in a talk that was on yesterday that I've had several people come up to me and say it was the highlight of their time at LCA was on the most technical involving talks it was two presenters from India and they were outstanding and we managed to get the co-presenter here thanks to that diversity fund there's limited swag left I think we may be sold out of the power Banks now right right so there's some coffee cups bags t-shirts the stickers go and help yourselves you have been truly awesome this has been an awesome event because of you thank you now where's my Daniel I'm just going to hand this over for a moment double click technology we now now because I don't really need it um Diamond eggs has been good enough to donate a 2 000 printer to us which is freaking awesome thank you Diamond age we're raising money for cystic fibrosis and we haven't even raised five thousand dollars yet Runners we have raffle tickets we're going to delay this awesome keynote until you people cough up so raffle tickets three I have old eyes one for five three for ten six for twenty sixty for 200 we've got 50. we've got 15 books to sell Runners look for hands 350 a book you buy 15 books right now we can get this keynote going 300. hold up your hands if you want to get a raffle ticket if you want to get a whole book 350. there's one 350 for a book of raffle tickets who's the next who is the 350 over there yes okay hold up your hands for runners to get your rough 350. just keep your hands up if you want a runner to bring your Apple tickets wave your arms furiously if you want to get 350 worth 350. 350. Runners down here Runners mark outwood from HP Mark Atwood from Emperor sponsor HP HP did not buy this book he just dropped 350 on raffle tickets if you don't you rock Mark if you don't happen and we have a book for Mick Clifford from call plus who is awesome just bought a 350 book of raffle tickets again wave your arms seriously if you want a book if you do not need a 3D printer you can donate it back to us we'll put it on trade me and auction that offer for um statistic fiber fibrosis hello in the meantime keep your hands up so the runners can get to you [Music] they look like they're peeping busy right now anybody else for a 350 book I don't remember I sadly I could not afford to fly to Perth last year but we usually raise over ten thousand dollars for charity we're just trying to bring this number up make diamond ages contribution count even more so keep your hands up thank you for another two minutes so we're going to start the keynote in a couple of minutes just keep your hands up again wave your arms vigorously if you suddenly want to spend 350 dollars because that would be great people with cystic fibrosis seriously you've seen in the videos the last few days do need this your help is deeply appreciated all the runners thank you we sort it out when we get outside okay right let me shout it out and then it will happen okay since people want to donate money and don't necessarily want tickets we are now officially passing the literal hat if you don't care about the tickets just wave me down and throw money thank you that's right money is perfectly fine you don't have to have raffle tickets you don't need a printer anybody else just throwing money that's wonderful as Daniel is we do need to get things moving randomly walking through just taking money for the Hat once you're once the keynote is through feel perfectly encouraged to come outside because after the Keynote when we wrap up after the keynote coming back down the other side Daniel when we wrap up we'll have people at the back door selling tickets we also have people back at Rego selling tickets at after the keynote we're going to let this thing get going now we'll have people with bags that would be awesome thank you very much you are all amazing thank you so in return we have some more prizes so I need to run my random random generator foreign asked me last night how far in advance we generate these things usually when I'm standing here so oh right you better be here or you don't get to take this home these big prize the raffle you don't have to be here for the clothes we will make sure that gets to you but this prize if you're not in the room we'll move on to the next name is Hadley Rich presents so we're still using a couple of these at Red Joe please come and see us around lunchtime or around the close so we can uh reset it and hand it over same for those I've not already contacted about picking up the prizes from earlier in the week now today we've got more prizes so the guys the team at catalyst told you it's hard very very hard the team a catalyst have given us one of these cute little drones to give away so Anton Blanchard I'm obviously missing out on a joke here it's Anton present he's up there [Music] it was tempting in addition to that the team at catalyst are running a pure open source openstack based cloud service here in New Zealand and they're going to donate 500 worth of cloud hosting to someone here today yay and just to keep an international flavor we're actually going to donate it to somebody based in Denmark to Brower foreign [Applause] though it's also apparently a very special day and I wasn't going to do this but then a whole bunch of people came up and arm bent me a few minutes ago so I'm sorry B Dale but Fred it's B Dale's birthday [Applause] isn't this incredible that you know participants in this conference are willing to give up some very important family time and come and spend it with you so I think bedel deserves a happy birthday I think we need to move on so I really need you kick it off icon thing birthday soon happy birthday [Applause] has been a terrific uh confident and a terrific Force to open source in general but particularly to myself and Sheree we've known him a number of years so when I phoned him and said this is friend of yours and can you have a word with him and see if we can do something he went I've got an idea please thank Mr beadel of garbi foreign there's another birthday boy at least there's a one who also has a birthday today right there I'm sure there are other people it's a bit Eerie that Lena knows all of your birthdays [Applause]