Video summary
The vlogger begins his day in Hong Kong by addressing the chaotic morning routine caused by his wife sleeping in and a sudden throat infection that left her unable to speak for several hours. Despite the initial disruption, he shares an interesting observation about local food culture, noting that McDonald's in Hong Kong offers significantly better quality beef patties compared to those in Australia due to different regulatory standards and competition with Hungry Jack's. He contrasts the slimy, oily fast food typical of Australian chains with the fresher options available here, eventually heading to a night market where he encounters various street stalls selling items for the ladies, highlighting the vibrant but sometimes overwhelming atmosphere of the city.
As the day progresses, the vlogger tackles common questions from his audience regarding his language learning methods, specifically why he engages in structured production practice rather than simply conversing with his wife. He explains that while his wife is willing to speak Chinese, she lacks the patience and specific teaching skills required for drilling language patterns, making solo practice more effective for his progress. This segment also touches on a broader point for learners: having a partner who speaks the target language does not guarantee a free teacher, as relationships often prioritize social interaction over academic instruction. He emphasizes that overcoming moments of being "blocked" during real-life interactions requires extensive pre-practice of specific scenarios, such as asking for directions or reporting broken equipment, to ensure fluency under pressure.
The narrative shifts to the couple's exploration of Kowloon and their visit to a temple, where the vlogger discusses the unique administrative structure of local priesthoods and his humorous attempt to bow four times instead of the traditional three. The trip is marred by a frustrating encounter at a restaurant where an elderly staff member pretends not to understand Mandarin when asked for directions to the restroom, only to respond immediately in Cantonese once another employee intervenes. This experience leaves the vlogger annoyed by what he perceives as deliberate rudeness, especially given the unsanitary conditions inside the broken toilet he eventually had to use. The video concludes with the couple checking into a new five-star hotel after being forced to move due to price hikes, where the vlogger reflects on his daily step count and production time before signing off with a playful threat to his viewers.
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What's up, grinders? Welcome back to the
channel. So, it is currently 4:00 p.m.
and I'm starting this vlog. Why am I
starting at 4:00 p.m.? Well, this one
needed to sleep in and she only just
woke up.
No, I'm joking. I'm joking, okay?
I'm not joking. She seriously slept in,
guys.
So, as I said, we're starting today a
little bit later. I've already done 47
minutes of production practice. That was
a lot of reviews and I was practicing
sentences related to some things I've
actually need to say while I was here,
but I wasn't too sure about. Uh this
morning my wife actually woke up with
something going on with her throat. She
was unable to talk. It was absolute
bliss for about 2 hours until she had
soup and then she was talking again and
then, you know, everything ended. My
happiness, everything's gone. Joking,
but that seriously did happen. But now
she's actually distressed about her cat
because every time she contacts her
mother-in-law who's looking after our
cat, mother-in-law's not contactable and
for whatever reason,
uh
I don't know. She's out traveling or
something and my wife is like, "Oh, but
then who's looking after our cat?" And
my mother-in-law's like, "I'm looking
after it." And she's like, "Well, you're
not. You're out all day, so my cat needs
love and attention." So, she's really
stressed about that right now. Okay, so
it's time for us to finally eat some
traditional Hong Kong takeaway type of
food. This is basically what Hong Kong
McDonald's in a way.
>> Not really.
>> Not really, but it is a takeaway, yes?
>> No, this is dine in McDonald's.
>> Is it What? I know it's dine in, but I
mean like this is their version of
takeaway.
Bastard. That's Yeah, that's what I'm
looking for.
We're heading towards the night market
now and um earlier today I actually
grabbed some McDonald's
uh for varying reasons. It was pissing
down rain. It was like literally the
closest shop, so I went there. And
normally I wouldn't eat McDonald's in
Australia just because it's very
plasticky, oily,
sweet, and like nothing tastes like what
it should actually taste like. And if
you walk into a McDonald's in Australia,
everyone is just super fat. But here, I
walked into a McDonald's, everyone was
skinny. And then I bought it, and it was
like I got like a beef burger or
something, and it was actually good.
Like it didn't taste anything like the
Australian McDonald's. And I looked it
up online, there's like a whole heap of
regulations apparently here in Hong
Kong, okay. But additionally, their meat
actually comes from Australia, but they
have more meat in their beef patties
than Australia does in theirs. Just due
to the competition between McDonald's
and Hungry Jack's in Australia. So, I
get more Australian meat in a McDonald's
in Hong Kong than I do in Australia.
Okay, so we've just found a night
market, and it's time to explore. Now,
on the way here, we bumped into a whole
heap of little stalls, and they're all
selling
let's just say um
particular nightlife tools for the
ladies, okay.
Like there was like six or seven in a
row. I didn't even know like they could
just put that on the street cuz there
was literally just kids like walking
straight past that type of stuff.
What's up, grinders? It's uh the next
day. Didn't film, you know, the end of
yesterday's video. That's because well,
we were just busy doing stuff, and we
had to come back. But uh we ordered some
takeaway this morning. Bro, look how
Look how small this meal is, okay?
You got like two little round things in
here. And my [laughter] wife wants you
guys to see this, okay? This is a full
meal, by the way, that she ordered. I
think us Australians are just accustomed
to being fat at this point. Like there's
there's no way this is legitimately a
full meal. Like it's it's like 20% of
these containers, if that. And then I
got my tiny ass little Coke again.
>> [laughter]
>> She's going to eat all that, and I'm
going to starve. So, I'm going to go
find myself some food. By the way, I
wasn't joking about that. I am
legitimately going to can get myself
some food now because uh
she will definitely eat all that. That
is
That was
That was labeled as like a full meal,
but it's she's probably going to be
hungry after that. I'm going to have to
find us something. So, additionally in
other news, her throat is killing her.
She can barely talk today. She's been
coughing constantly all night. But apart
from that, her energy levels are are
completely fine.
My back is doing okay. It's not the
greatest, but like it's okay. Now, as
part of these videos, I've been showing
you guys basically my daily production
practice. And I get this comment every
now and then where people are like,
"What do you mean you're doing
production practice? Why not just talk
with your wife in Chinese?" For those
who
are not in a relationship,
let me just explain. Like, you may have
a partner who speaks your target
language. It does not mean that they
will help you learn that language or
they're even
like equipped to do so. Like, they they
know how to do in a good way, okay? So,
my wife is not the teaching type. She's
not good at teaching people new skills,
okay? She's very good at doing things,
but she's not that she hasn't got the
patience for that type of stuff. So, I'm
not going to force her into a role that
she doesn't want to do. And in all
honesty, I actually make better progress
just by myself. So, yes, I do talk to
her in Chinese, but I don't sit there
doing specific targeted production
practice with her about specific topics.
It's just not what she's interested in.
And if you ever end up getting a
partner, for those of you who don't have
partners, okay,
in your target language, that doesn't
mean you get a free teacher.
In fact,
it means you're probably just going to
have to work harder by yourself. Now, it
does not mean that she doesn't help me
learn Chinese. No, she teaches me new
words and structures every now and then
or corrects me when I make mistakes.
But could you imagine, let's say you
don't like teaching, and someone wants
to sit down with you for an hour every
day and just drill certain language
patterns?
Like, that's not going to go down too
well.
Okay, so just finished having a quick
meal and now I'm just heading back to
the room where the wife currently is and
we need to pack up because we're
actually changing hotel. We didn't want
to, but suddenly they jacked up the
price, so
we're going to. Okay, so we've just
checked out of the hotel now. We're
waiting for a bus to go to our next
destination. We figured we'd just go out
exploring here, see if there's anything
worth snacking on.
Right now we are in
Kowloon. Kowloon?
Kowloon. So, Kowloon walled city. It's
actually quite famous. I'd actually
heard about this place
previously and I told my wife about it
while we were here. I gave her some
history on the the apartment buildings
and stuff that were built here, the
highly dense nature of it all because
obviously I did a react to a video where
MatPat was playing a game ages ago and I
did a react in Mandarin Chinese, so that
was quite funny. We're just kind of
sitting in this exhibit of like a shop,
I guess.
Yeah. Not sure what we're doing.
Okay, there you've got a menu. Actually,
babe,
can you tell me
what is that character?
>> I think it's seven.
>> Seven? See, doesn't look anything like
it.
Okay, what about that one?
>> Eight.
>> So, an English eight?
>> Yeah.
>> So, these are like English
10 7?
Jesus, I I I literally thought this was
like some random Cantonese numbering
system. What about this one then?
You are the worst Chinese person ever.
I've actually got a bit of a funny
story. I didn't record this at the time
when I was in the McDonald's, but while
I was there I had like a ticket that I
purchased and the guy called out the
number and I was the only person
waiting, okay? But he called it out in
Cantonese and kind of just like stood
there and then stared at me and I stared
back. So I looked at my ticket, read it
back to him in Mandarin and he was like,
>> [laughter]
>> He's like one person waiting in the shop
and the language he reverts to in
Cantonese and I'm a white guy. I saw a
message in the members section of
Discord from Sodo and he was asking
about, you know, what do I do
when I feel stuck trying to produce
under pressure, you know, like almost
blocked in the moment. Realistically,
the only thing you can do in that
scenario is you need to practice those
scenarios beforehand. Like I get this
all the time cuz like obviously I'm not
fluent yet in the language or at least
not in Mandarin, okay. For example,
today I was at the McDonald's and I saw
one of the machines was broken and I
wanted to tell one of the staff, okay.
Now, in the moment I was like,
I think I can say this, but I just won't
because like I wasn't quite sure if my
wording would be correct, okay. And then
obviously I went back, I looked it up, I
practiced that scenario a little bit
this morning and now I can perfectly
talk my way through it. I probably could
have, but like just in the moment I just
didn't feel like it was automatically
coming out. So realistically, the way
around that is you just need to practice
your in a ton of different scenarios.
The more you practice, the more you get
used to it and the more it all
automatically comes out when the time is
needed. Hey guys, okay. [laughter] So me
and my wife have a little bit of a
battle right now. So we've noticed that
when we do walking together, okay, I end
up doing more steps at the end of the
day than her by several thousand and her
conclusion is it's because I'm shorter
than her and I take little tiny steps,
but the like I'm
>> [laughter]
[gasps]
>> It's got nothing to do with the fact I'm
bigger than her and she walks like an
elephant. She walks like this.
Jesus, I almost dropped my phone. Don't
ask me why I'm filming this. This just
kind of looks cool. I just like the the
aesthetic here.
It's kind of like I'm looking at this
and I just imagine that there's a like a
ton of Cantonese speaking [ __ ] ninjas
hiding behind the walls and [ __ ] and
then jump out and [ __ ] dice us.
So, what what do you think it looks
like?
>> Looks like the movie filming Cambodia
called um
>> Tomb Raider?
>> Tomb Raider, yeah.
>> Yeah, yeah, it's a little bit like that
here, eh?
Can you do that? Can you climb up the
walls like she does in Tomb Raider?
>> I won't be with you.
>> You won't be with the [ __ ] [laughter]
Okay, so we're at this temple here and
just about 10 minutes ago I was speaking
with a Dallas priest here. Asked him
about their beliefs and stuff because
obviously I I don't know too much about
it. But I was actually more fascinated
in how it administratively works, okay?
Like as in how the religion works. And
apparently most of the priests here
they they basically just volunteer at
this. So, they'll be like a priest
during the day and then other days they
will literally be like a dentist or
something like that, you know? They'll
just have a normal job. So, the majority
of them are actually retired people and
then they become the priests.
Uh however, it's not an easy process.
Apparently there is a course, like a
university style course, but it's only
for Dallas priests. And to get on that
course, well
it doesn't happen like every year at set
times. It's actually quite rare when it
happens. Like apparently the last one
was like 7 years ago or something. So,
he's saying like for people who want to
become one
they actually
it's just a waiting game. Like
eventually they might open up a course
and then you can go on, you can join,
you will get your membership and you can
become like a a
What is it?
Dallas Dallas priest, okay? So, yeah, it
was it was quite interesting diving into
their beliefs.
>> Three times and this is the fourth time.
>> My wife told me while doing the prayer I
should have only bowed three times, not
four times. But I said I don't follow no
rules. I make the rules around here. So,
they're going to listen to my four nods
rather than three."
Okay, so we're just here. We've got our
bags. Um we're waiting for the shuttle
bus to take us to our next hotel. Now,
see us before
uh we're rocking up here. God, I got to
find somewhere there's goddamn no noise
in the city, eh? It's so goddamn hard.
Anyway, so before we came here, we
grabbed a meal. And every time we go to
grab a meal, when my wife speaks, she
always speaks in English. And I asked
her, I was like, "Okay, why are you
speaking English?" And she's like,
"Well, I've heard from a lot of my
friends that when they come here and
they speak Mandarin Chinese, there's
actually kind of like a discrimination
against them because a lot of, you know,
people in Hong Kong, they don't like
China
uh due to, you know, many, many
different reasons, okay? Like, you could
imagine the reasons. But anyway, and
therefore, there's discrimination. So,
she speaks English to just avoid that,
okay? But I'm here to practice Chinese,
so I don't give a [ __ ] Well,
that's my thinking. So,
even though this is, you know, they
speak Guangdonghua here or Yueyu,
um I I'm still going to practice my
Putonghua, my standard Chinese, okay?
So, I asked for the white stuff. Oh,
where's the toilet? You know, cesuo zai
na.
And this woman pointed to the back, and
she's like, "Oh, it's just down there."
And she was obviously speaking Chinese,
okay? And I walked to the back of the
shop, and there's basically two doors,
and they're not marked. So, I was like,
uh which one is it? And there's an old
Chinese lady there who works at the
restaurant. And I was like, uh uh
Putonghua yisi, cesuo zai na? And this
woman looks at me, and just was like,
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no." Like saying
something in Cantonese. I was like, "Oh,
okay, she probably doesn't speak, you
know, Chinese. So, I I tried one more
time. I was like, "Toilet
and she was like,
and like was like completely blowing me
off, okay. So, I just spoke in English.
I was like, "Do you know where the
toilet is?" And she still kept blowing
me off. And then the young lady who like
took our order at the front was running
towards the back and she, you know, says
to the old woman, obviously in
Cantonese, that we have ordered.
And then the old woman's like,
"Toilet,
you know, all that type of good stuff,
you know, you need to go that way" type
of thing. And I was like,
I was annoyed, okay, because she
straight-up understood Mandarin Chinese
perfectly fine, but she was pretending
not to speak any other language in order
to just not tell me where the toilet is
because obviously she thought I just
walked in off the street or something
and I was just out here to, you know,
just use that toilet for free. Then I
went to the toilet, bro. It looked like
there was a [ __ ] nuclear bomb went
off in there. Someone dropped the
biggest turd that clogged up the toilet.
The water had flooded the entire toilet
like that depth of water and there was
like floating islands all along through
it, okay. And I was like, "What the
fuck?" And I just turned around and
walked out and I was like,
I saw the old woman. I was like, "Is the
toilet broken?" And she was like,
"Broken?"
And the gentleman, you know, I was like,
"Yeah, broken. Water everywhere."
You know, there's water everywhere and
then I just like walked off. And
I don't know. There was just something
about this whole interaction that just
kind of annoyed me overall because she
just pretended not to speak any of the
languages that I knew, okay, even though
she clearly did. I don't know. I'm just
I'm just letting you guys know the
experience here. So, I don't think that
was because I was speaking Chinese. I
think that was legitimately just because
she just obviously
didn't want to help someone who randomly
walked up the street. But the way she
was blowing me off, it was just it was
pretty rude. So, I'm finally on the
shuttle bus, ready to head to the next
hotel.
>> Okay, so we've just arrived at the hotel
lobby. As you can see, we are currently
checking in right now. Uh this is a bit
of a fancy job. Check this out. Very
like that. You could fit like 10 rooms
from ground to floor just for the lobby.
Anyway, uh this is a five-star hotel
because your boy Yevl Dear
needs nothing less.
Um I'm actually a little bit tired right
now. I should really check my stats
where I'm up to today. Okay, so
apparently I've done 15,000 steps as you
can see right here, and I've done over
40 minutes of production practice.
Obviously, I use Chinese a little bit in
real life while I'm here. I know you
some of you guys probably want to
actually see videos of me speaking, you
know, Chinese with locals and stuff, but
it's always it's always a bit awkward,
you know, just trying to shove a camera
in someone's face while you're having a
conversation. So, unless like someone
agrees to that, I I kind of feel weird
just doing that. So,
yeah.
Okay, so I'm in the new hotel room,
and apparently we got three beds.
I don't know who's crashing with us
tonight, but it's going to be a party.
>> [laughter]
>> No, I'm just joking. Anyway, uh
I would show you outside, but it's dark.
Got a TV, which I'm not going to use. A
fridge, which I'm not going to use. A
bathroom, which I might use.
And then this very mysterious large
cabinet thingy right here.
Ooh, look at that. Look, I even got an
iron I'm not going to use. I got so much
stuff in this hotel I'm totally not
going to use, but it's awesome.
Oh, okay, fine. She wants me to show you
guys the bathroom. Okay, so there you
go. That's the bathroom. That is a sink,
and that I'm going to use.
>> [laughter]
>> Anyway, that's pretty much it. I hope
you guys enjoyed this video. See you all
in the next one. If you're not there, I
figure you've moved on with your life
and you don't want to hear from me
anymore, and I will find you and murder
you.