An Erika Kirk Makeup Tutorial 🧿👄🧿

Hi conservatives and MAGA heads. My name is Freddy, your favorite cis white woman. I'm kidding. Hi y'all, my name is Freddy. We're doing Erica Kirk makeup today. Last year we did Nancy Mace and it's only fair that we do every woman in the girl group. Comment below your bias. But first, I need to decontify. I need a reference. If you don't know who Erica Kirk is, she's estranged widow of Charlie Kirk. Before you type >> Oh, we should be kinder to them. Making fun of someone's appearance is wrong. >> These are the people legislating against trans people. I don't give a [ __ ] about you. They are subhumans who have white supremacist power and are actively taking away queer rights. And also, what has being gentle to them gotten us any time? I did Nancy Mace makeup a year ago. Let me know how things have gone being kind to them. Also, it's someone's makeup, not someone's appearance. You chose to look like that. We need our contacts. So sorry to the people who are blue eyed. A lot of you scare me now just because of it cuz I can't unsee this. I want to apologize to the blue eyed community. Y'all deserve better than these people to represent you. Stop. >> [laughter] >> Your blue eyes are different though. They don't have that deranged stare. >> No, they have that um sad boy, I'm depressed look. Someone commented, "Layton has those sad [music] boy eyes. I dig it." Now, I couldn't search up MAGA eye contacts. So these are just ones from Ulta's. Don't scream at the tool. I got small eyes. I have monolid and nails. This makes it easier. Oh yeah, hi y'all. I just I'm so sad about it. Israel. Wait, what did she say? "I'm just so sad about him, but we have to be sadder about Israel." The red headband kind of doesn't have I There's a lot of red in this. >> Red. >> Y'all know I'm not a Republican, right? This is kind Asian woman. This is Asian woman who married a conservative man. Is it scary yet? It's actually not bad. I mean, contacts are for everyone. The blue eyes don't matter if you don't have evil behind them. So let's drown that evil. We do eyes first on this page. Do you see it yet? First, I need to lower my eyebrow. She has eyebrows that are like down to here. They're a little blocky. Actually, they're a lot blocky. You know what's so funny? They may be transphobic, but Erika no shade a little full shade with the makeup. She kind of has a bricky brow. Let me get you on a Manon brow, Erika. It will do you wonders. It's like a Minecraft block up here. I'm just so fascinated by the way Republicans do their makeup because it's so different from what I would do. Hey, this is a makeup study, by the way. I'm learning here. Makeup is art, and I'm one manifesting IT RIGHT NOW. HEY, DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE? Y'all don't believe me when I say the eyebrows are the first part of your transition. My eyebrows kind of look like this back then. Actually, that's a lie. They did not look that bad. >> Hey, what is this, honey? >> But, this is what we have. Sorry to everyone who has these eyebrows. You might unintentionally look like someone who would take away abortion rights and what slurs out in the street. They're a little dark. I'm going to lighten them a little. She's got that Korean annyeonghaseyo brow, where it's a little bit of brow bleach. How do I lighten this? Just make it ashier? I am doing Layden, my ex-husband's makeup on stream. We're going to turn him into Erika Curcan as well. That should be on the VOD page for now, but go follow the Twitch stream if you like super [ __ ] like this. All right, I'm going to take some eyeshadow and just like set it, and there we go. Annyeonghaseyo. I'm so sorry. A few times a year, Freddy unleashes this nurse she's out again. You've got to let me get out of my system. I'm going to draw in the brow hairs, Valentina, to make it more believable. All right, what's next? Now, we're going to carve out the brow. Got to remember I can't do it too well. It has to be done poorly, but oh, I should go lighter. I forgot I'm supposed to be a little more pale. I don't know if I should go pale or orange. There is a certain spray tan look to them as well. Like that, that's kind of too good. I shouldn't have cut that so well. Damn it, Freddy. If you know how to sing, it's hard to sing off-key on purpose, so I'm trying to do my makeup poorly on purpose. Maybe I just close my eyes. Channel the religious psychosis they're in. I'm just going to get it over with. This is what they do. They also highlight the brow bone. I don't recommend doing this. It brings it forward. I never like doing this. Don't know why they do it. Need to ask their makeup artist. How do I wipe this on my nose? We're going to use this palette, beautiful palette. So sorry to what I'm about to do. It's from Blend Bunny for Leslie the code and yes, that's real. I'm going to take not a blending brush. We're going to go straight into that BLACK AND JUST >> [screaming] >> PACK IT ON, SISTER. >> [laughter] >> OH GOD. I DON'T OH, she's she's coming alive. It's at least blended a little bit. I just feel like I need to get in the mindset of her. I found this out recently. The reason why Republicans look like this is because they do makeup for the male gaze. Never the male gaze the way we like some of y'all. If you look back at the adult films of that time, since most of these Republican women paint for that crowd, this is the makeup. The reason why it looks worse is because they do MLM makeup cuz they think everything is toxic and sunscreen is cancer. I have to like lower this. I need to make my eye bigger, but also have a double eyelid. I think I went too high. Let me blend that out. Yeah, there we go. We're done. They do love black eyeliner. They don't like black people. They'll go out to eat Mexican food, but also send out ICE agents. And to the ICE agents who aren't white, I've seen Asian ones, I've seen Mexican ones, stand the [ __ ] up. They're not watching, but like [ __ ] you. This whole video is just for our community to poke fun and have a little bit of a laugh in the midst of every [ __ ] thing that's happening. And what's so sad is this black eyeliner propaganda, besides the white propaganda they're doing. They're doing black eyeliner propaganda and making it seem like it looks bad. I do it all the time. It looks like this. The trick is to not vote for Trump and then you won't look like a mess. So, she blends it out probably with more black eyeshadow, which I don't recommend. You know, she doesn't have time to do her makeup. She's busy going on her world tour her sorry, not just a book tour, her grieving tour. And I know we shouldn't judge how humans grieve. However, I don't believe these are humans. I believe they're aliens in skin suits and also on PDF files, not even in hiding. They're just out and about. I'll do a little bit of a wing. We'll give her a little natural wing today. She could learn a lot from a Freddy Chen tutorial. What if what I just thought [snorts] about like the off chance of one of them finding my videos. Cuz Nancy Mace is from my state, South Carolina. Erica Kirk is from well, the [ __ ] that is America. They also could be tracking this. I love my president. I love this [music] country. I am a cisgender white woman. What are you talking about? I hate looking at myself. Oh my god, I'm getting like dysphoria in a new way. Like this isn't gender dysphoria. This is political dysphoria. All right, here's the progress. Oh, I forgot. They do this thing. They love an inner corner highlight. They love a Julian highlight. Stolen valor. So, first we're going to do the tight line. Perfect. It's uneven. That's great. Biblically accurate. Going to take some white powder, which I know they love starting. Mm. Trust me, y'all. I live in LA. They do it. What's a highlight? What do we need? Should I get Tarte Cosmetics? Inner corner. More. More. More rights taken away. More. I should not say that. I love that. We have neighbors. The thing is it doesn't look that bad. >> I mean it looks bad. >> We know how I do makeup here. But it could be a good look. I could do a separate tutorial that's like Erica Kirk if she slayed and wasn't dick riding J.D. Vance every day and Trump simultaneously. Kind of powerful honestly to do that. Also not usually Trump's type since he goes for younger. I'm going to do my mascara, but I'm not going to let it dry fully. I'm just going to start blinking away. There we go. That. That. You see that? Oh, I love this. I love makeup so much. >> Stop. >> Please just stop. Oh, wait. She does the white under eye. Mm. Mm. I messed up. I forgot. The signature of Republican makeup is this white under eye. Remember what I said about white powder? Yeah, they like it under their eyes as well. And it just looks it just looks wrong. Especially on monoliths, this looks extra crazy. Like, look at that. Unless you stylize it, which they don't know what that means. There we go. She's coming out. I'm coming out. Have I assimilated yet? Does it look like I would harass you in school yet? I'm going to do two layers. Two, count them, two layers of the white supremacy liner. It's actually a really good liner. I'm so sorry I'm ruining the makeup. Like, I've offended every one of my products. Usually, I treat them with care and respect, but they don't know what that is. Maybe it's because they never had it as a kid. They just don't know another way to be besides, um, being a piece of [ __ ] A piece of Gracie Abrams. Botched nose job time. We're going to go a little bit extreme with the contour cuz that's makeup. You need the illusion. Also, this one kind of runs patchy and, um, that's what they like. Stop. I'm going to go straight down. Straight down. No gay things allowed. Homosexuality gone. She's got a pinched nose. You got to get rid of the Southeast Asia. And then here, and then here. And you are pissing me off, this fat string of hair. Go back. I'm doing her nose like I'm thinking of Nancy Mace and I should be thinking more Erica Kirk. They're just so such unique individuals. I have to make sure each of them get their own spotlight. So, Erica Kirk has more of a wider whatever this place is called in between. Oh, it's getting ashy. You know what? That actually looks better. I'll leave it like that. Yeah, like that is more her bridge. She's got kind of a button nose. Her nose is actually really pretty and, uh, it sucks that it's on her. Ooh. You know what? This is evil, but I am. Eyeliner underneath the nose. Ew, look at this. Wow, THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING. I LOVE IT. THIS is like cosplay technique, which is what we're doing, so. And then this concealer, wider around here. I don't know what the [ __ ] I just did, but girl, you look a mess. Stream pretty ugly by Zara Larsson. Now, the trick powder highlighter that will really get that, you know, European nose effect. I've gone back to too much contour. We need to reverse it. I need to bronze again the orange way. Where's Trump's color? Where are you? Like we want very orange. I know what I scared them. Naranja. You think they have nightmares about like if they hear someone speaking Spanish, do you THINK THEY JUST EVERY TIME THEY SEE a trans person and if you're not white. Actually, if you're just queer, marginalized in any way, congratulations. You have so much power over these people cuz you instill fear onto them and you pull out this like visceral hate that they have inside their heart. Embrace that, okay? Nurture it. Let that hate fuel your heart and it lets you do things like this. This could be your job. I need to paint this double eyelid one sec. There we go. Ew, I hate how that worked. Ew, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Why am I good at my job? Erica, do you got like any glitter? Like a Denessa Myricks, can I have something? She actually has hooded eyes so I keep We're more related than you think. Don't mind me, I'm just adding more black eyeshadow to, you know, embrace the darkness [music] that is inside their hearts. It needs to protrude out. It needs to show. And from a technical standpoint, I'm trying to make my eyes go higher and my brows go lower so it looks like she's mad all the time because she [ __ ] is. Except at the same time, she wants us to sit down and mourn the loss of What's his name? Oh, Charlie. Pronouns was/were. What am I doing wrong? They're not murky enough. Perfect. You can hate me, but you cannot hate the skill. It takes a lot of artistry to do this. Lashes, we're going to draw them on. I can't be bothered. I'm not going to give her any of those Asian lash clusters. These are homegrown conservative lashes she has on so they're going to look chopped. I'm going to put my lashes on now because as I'm powdering, they'll get on the lashes and like give that resemble of, you know, post coke. Just one with me. >> [laughter] >> Like you didn't hear this from me, but usually when they do the little There's some residue. It gets everywhere. So, we're going to give her a little half lash, and I'm using my good lashes, actually, cuz I don't own stupid lashes. And I'm I'm pretty sure she does have a fake lash on. Yeah, she definitely does. That might be an Ardell wispies inspired by Mickey Mouse. >> Game finished. >> So, I'm going to put a lot of lash glue just on my lid because we got to lift it. They tend to have double eyelids. I only have a singular one. I can't believe I let these people bully me back in high school. Like white Republicans had me convinced that monolids were like the bane of my existence, and that I would look so much prettier with double eyelids. How's that working out? Come on, Sydney Sweeney at That's kind of there. Yeah, that That looks like >> [laughter] >> That looks like I should live in Utah. Layton hasn't seen me in like 30 minutes, so this will They'll be a nice surprise for him. Cute. I hate it. Hope you do, too. I'm going to fix my hairline. We need to bronze a bit. I do have a wig this time. Bronze. Orange. More. So much more. Yep. And then around here. We're going to go right underneath. Oh my god, that looks disgusting. I look horrible. Kind of fierce. They also love this cool pink blush, which is just so This tastes full, honestly. It's like offensive to the makeup community. Cuz how dare you think you can use this color after doing all the [ __ ] you've pulled. Also, just remember, they are this delusional that they think this is the pinnacle of beauty. Like blonde hair, blue eyes, patchy makeup. Kind of matches my hair. It's like Neapolitan. Except I'm neo-Nazi. They don't like too much blush. That's the one thing they pull back on, which I don't get. You could use some more. And I'm going to set What if I went out tonight like this? If I go to the gay bars like this, some of them would actually praise me, which is scary. Gay men, some of y'all scare me, even in LA. Oh, the sagging. Yeah. Got to add in the smile lines. Not even the smile lines, it's like This isn't from age. She's not old. This is just from years of war crimes. Yep. Yep. Where else? She has like forehead wrinkles, but in the I've never seen a forehead wrinkle like this. They go this way cuz she's so mad all the time. How'd you manage that, girl? It's like she's always doing this. Which she kind of is. Let me actually emphasize that more. Oh, she has a line underneath. My favorite part is doing the wrinkles. There's no Botox or eye cream that could save this. It's just She's too far gone. And then we're going to cover that up with more makeup now. Perfect. She has like sad mouth as well. Like this is sagging down. Just no life to you, girl. Like hello? What is this? My face matches, so that's wrong. This needs to be more orange. Someone had the nerve to say my foundation was three shades darker in this video, my transition update. I At this point, I'm like, "What are y'all smoking?" Cuz I am medicated. I don't know what y'all are seeing. This is when it doesn't match. Okay, so my lips uh they look great. I need to somehow make them thinner. This is so shady. They need to like No, that's too light. Notice how that's my foundation shade. This is from bronzer. So I have to match the bronzer now. What shade is that? Truly the power of makeup because the nerve for them to call black people monkeys when they have THE MONKEY LIPS. >> [laughter] >> THIS IS SO UH DETAILED IS WHAT I should say. The lips aren't even. Mind you, it's lip liner, so it chose to be uneven. So I matched it. Oh, what's that? We're going to set it and then I don't have this color. I need to get like a hot pink lip liner. Once again, I don't own this color cuz it doesn't look good on me. And it doesn't look good on them, either. >> Stop. >> No, no, come here. Come closer. Come closer. Okay. >> THAT'S HER. >> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT. Hot pink, hot pink. Oh, yeah. Actually I to contour around. This is how to get the illusion that your lips are smaller. You contour where your lip usually ends. Is this what they meant by reverse racism? This is reverse contour. It looks too good. I'm I'm work in progress. It's very hard for me to make lips look bad. I don't do that anymore, so it's a little too pink. She likes a nude. Yeah, make it look more dead. You know, like her head. >> [laughter] >> ColourPop, I'm so sorry. You didn't deserve this. The funniest part, most of these brands have seen the original video because I tagged them. So, part two. I think I just need the wig. What else Oh, wait, powder highlighter. Got to make these cheekbones. Right there. Yep. Yep, direct center. And then, I'm a little too tan now. Got to balance it out. Back to the foundation. And for those who don't live in America, yes, people do in fact look like this and that percentage is sadly increasing. And in Gen Z, so stand up. I think I just have to put on the wig and then the outfit. It's kind of No, I hate it. What am I saying? There's no saving it. I brought a human hair unit. This, I don't have a wig cap, so I'm also not keeping this on for long. I think if I did for more than 10 minutes, I would have jumped. This is somehow Hillary Clinton Neapolitan ice cream and pink hair and pronouns whilst being conservative. 3:28 a.m. >> [laughter] >> You guys Y'all, I don't have a wig cap and this is going to be on for no less than 5 minutes anyways, but this is my Sabrina Carpenter wig. So sorry, Sabrina. One, I ruined you. Do you see how it has the middle part and like the heart bangs? How am I supposed to curcify this? This does look like someone. Her side part is like here. Don't know what's up with that. Okay, well, you know what? It's not done well. At this point, I feel like it should My hair is falling out. No. Hide it. Hide it. Let me get into character. Stop. Oh, I need a teardrop. ISRAEL. >> [laughter] >> STOP IT. >> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO ask Layton to come here. Layton, can you come sit down next to me and close your eyes? Okay, fine. You can be off camera. I don't have a wig cap and I'm taking this off right now cuz I'm so uncomfortable. How did I do? Stop. Hold on. Should I Should I send a photo to my mom? No. Why? What are you going Cuz I mean, my mom is a white Christian. Okay, yeah, go ahead. Send it to her. Send Ask her if she if this reminds her of anyone. Okay. See, the problem is the pink hair is protruding. Huh? All right, Layton says I did great, so that means I won. Let me know which member of the girl group you should do next. >> Period. >> Anyways, [snorts] if you enjoyed this video, make sure to like, comment, and subscribe and vote for Trump. Uh let me know which member of the MAGA girl group I should do next and let me know your favorite song from them. Mine is We Are Charlie Kirk. Anyways, I love you all. Everything is less than three and I'm going to I'm going to go take some selfies. This isn't Freddy anymore.