A FFXIV Quiz, But the Questions are Incredibly Stupid - Quizzical Engagement Ep 3

[music] Good morning, evening, afternoon, or otherwise everybody, and welcome to Quizzical Engagement, a Final Fantasy 14 game show in which I'm terrible at making plans for. I'm your host, Joe Cat, trying my best not to die as my office becomes a box of concentrated dog farts. And with me today is our light party. Muffin is very gassy. She stinks all the time. >> I know. >> Our light party today. First, our first ever returning contestant. You know her, you love her, you annoy her about when the next chapter of Bird Haven will be out. It's Shenpai. [snorts] >> Hello. How's it going? >> So, when though, >> huh? When? [laughter] >> [ __ ] Oh, god. Uh, Braven releases every single time on the first of every month. >> Next. Uh, someone whom I feel a kinship with. Also being an artist who plays a paladin moon makote. It's her wall's turn with the brain cell, but it's certainly not because she'll use it. It's very >> Hello. Next. He is the mask. He is the book. He is a traveling mind who loves 14's lore as much as he is frustrated by it. It's synotic scribe. How's it going everybody? Did you do your homework? I gave you a project to work on in the meantime. Did you study? And I don't want to hear, "Oh, I've been just so busy lately." of poor excuses for an ungarnished mind. >> Last but not least, the premier source for Pokemon themed tabletop RPG, of whom I forever hold my victor over trivia about Swift's accuracy, it's Vulpixie. OH, [laughter] MY HEART IS WOUNDED. OH, [laughter] >> WOW. >> Psychic damage. Good God. Oh my god. >> I completely forgot about that, man. >> Yep. I did. I did, too. >> [laughter] >> God. Ow. >> For this quiz, it's going to work a little bit different from last time. We will be foregoing the buzzers and instead try a different format where we will be going down the line of contestants and take turns answering instead. That way, it's more reliant on whether you know the answer or not rather than because you buzzed in first. Our categories are primal origins. All of the primals in 14 are named after something in the real world, history, or mythology. I will be showing you their original form and you will have to guess which one it is. OSHA violations. The world of H Highelin is dangerous and it's not just because of the monsters. Thankfully, I used to be OSHA certified in high school. I will be showing you an image and you will have to tell me what OSHA safety regulations it is violating. Not Final Fantasy, an image or series of images that are not from 14, but are named the same thing as something from 14. Aor guesser images from various locations throughout 14 that you'll have to tell me the specific name of the location or the zone it's from. double points if you can guess both. But wait, there's lore. Questions about the lore in story 14 and daily roulette, a random grab bag of questions and trivia that doesn't fit into any other category. This quiz will have spoilers for the MSQ leading up to Shadowbringers. So, if you don't want to have any of those spoiled for you, now is your time to leave. >> Yeah, I haven't finished the game yet, so I think I have to actually. [laughter] >> Well, seems like you forfeit by default then. All right, goodbye. No, no. [laughter] >> Contestants, ready check. >> Ready, >> ready, >> ready. >> Let us begin. >> We shall start with Shen. >> Uh Shen, pick our category. >> I'm going to go with the easy category of uh not Final Fantasy. >> Not Final Fantasy. Easy. So uh how it's going to work is if Shen answers it incorrectly, it will be going down to very scribe and v etc. Shen, what is this? [laughter] >> Clearly, Joe Cat, it is Minions. >> These are minions. Nice job. [laughter] >> Good job already. >> That was too cute. >> That was really hard. Got to use all my brain cells for that. >> Multiple. >> Very, you pick our next category. [laughter] >> Your guess or hard? >> Aor guesser hard. Where is this? >> You can't tell. Do you want to pass for now? Yep. >> Okay. Uh, scribe, where is this? >> Uh, that is Little Alamigo in the Thanolan Dunes. >> Uh, which Thanolan in terms of zone? >> Southern Thanolan. >> That is correct. This is Little Alamigo in Southern Thanolan. Nice job. >> I was sitting here doing like the [ __ ] gripping my pants [laughter] LIKE THE VEIN POPPING OUT OF MY FOREHEAD AS I REALLY WANTED. >> Must hold my tongue. >> [ __ ] So, that's going to be eight points for Scribe, as he was able to guess both. All right. Uh, Scribe. Now, your pick. >> Uh, let's mix things up. I'm going to go with Primal Origins Hard. >> Primal Origins Hard. What Primal is this? >> Oh my. >> Garuda. >> Uh, yes, that is correct. That is Garuda. >> Whoa. >> V, you may pick next. >> Daily Roulette Ultimate. >> Daily Roulette Ultimate. cuz then if I get it wrong then Shen's stuck with it. [laughter] >> But >> when in doubt, who do you follow in a raid? >> Um, there's a couple answers that [laughter] come to my mind. I follow the people who've done the raid before slash maybe a tank. Those are my guesses. >> Okay. But is that your answer? >> Yeah, that's my answer. That's the first thing that comes to mind. I shouldn't think too hard about it. >> Unfortunately, that is incorrect. Shen, >> you follow the danger Dorito. >> You follow the danger Dorito. Hey, [laughter] >> Dorito. You know, it's like the Dorito, >> I get. Okay. Yeah. >> Yeah. Nice job. [laughter] >> 10 points to Shen. Okay. >> I'm dancing. I'm doing like the [ __ ] dance right now. [laughter] >> Shen, >> I would like to take OSHA violations for Extreme. >> OSHA violations for Extreme. What would OSHA hate about the Waking Sand storage room? >> Oh, [ __ ] [clears throat and laughter] I didn't think this far ahead. >> Um, no windows. >> Uh, not quite. No, that's not the That's not the answer I'm looking for. So, very >> Would it be the Lofll standing on the crate? >> Uh, not necessarily. That's That's okay. So long as that's not his workplace. And >> damn, >> we we can't know if he's just doing that just to get leverage. Scribe, >> is it the exposure of everything? >> Not exactly. It's actually pretty good that there's a lot of space in case they need to move the boxes around. >> Okay. >> Vault, >> is it that there's no doors? >> Uh, no. There is there is a door. >> Oh, well, I'm blind. >> Okay, >> Shen. >> Is it the fact that the boxes are covering the escape? >> Yes, there is no easy means [screaming] of ease. [laughter] >> Clutch time dancing. >> Oh. [screaming] My god, I was literally looking right at it. >> I I was also looking at the door and I was just like, "What the [ __ ] does the doors kind of serve for purpose?" [laughter] >> See, that didn't even occur to me cuz those doors are never used in game. >> They're not They DON'T LEAD ANYWHERE. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [ __ ] THOSE >> We don't know where they go. And u >> it's probably why everyone in the Waking Sands died. They didn't have a secondary [laughter] exit. >> WOW. >> OH MY GOD. JEEZ. >> LISTEN, OSHA OSHA rules are written in blood. If you don't follow them, you're probably going to die. I'm just saying, >> man, Menilia is catching strays even though she's [laughter] >> also [crying] for fun. I've also I've also included the specific OSHA articles in which the violation takes as well in case you wanted to read about those because I know you guys are nerds. Good job, Shen. >> Thank you. I'm glad I was able to still answer. Usually, this [ __ ] doesn't work. [laughter] Okay. Very. >> But wait, there's lore extreme. [music] >> But wait, there's lore extreme. What race of creatures from Shadowbringers goes exclusively by they them pronouns? >> Pixies. >> Uh, yeah. Close enough. Yeah, the Fay. Nice job. Hey. >> Yay. Yay. >> I love them. >> Me, too. I I love how much those frogs are serving [laughter] >> better eyeliner than I could ever do. >> Scribe. Let's go with daily roulette hard. >> Daily roulette hard. What's the best way to protect from a calamity? >> Got to resist all the lore reasons. I could answer a variety of ways. God, I'm having to resist all the joke answers. [laughter] There's so many things. >> Perhaps it is a joke answer. >> Oh, perhaps it is a joke answer. Don't leave the syndicate in charge. >> Is that your answer? >> Yeah, >> that is not correct. I'm sorry. [laughter] >> Oh, dear God. But I have no clue, man. Um, [laughter] I don't like that noise you're making. >> I have a guess. I'm just saying I have a guess. It's okay if you don't get in, Pixie. We I'm [laughter] not going to get to Shenpai. Um Um, everybody go flee to the gold saucer. I don't know. >> No, sadly. That would be great, though. >> I figured. Yeah, it's okay. Uh, Shen, >> is it perhaps a onepoint whole joke answer with a great wall of gaboo? >> Go, my goooo wall. [laughter] >> Oh my god, [laughter] >> I'm surprised by that deep cut. [laughter] >> I I was so obsessed with learning everything about 1.0 when I got into the game that I I watched all the documentaries. I watched all of the footage that they still had. Oh my god. [laughter] Oh my god, that's so funny. >> A wonderful. I'm glad somebody got it. Okay, V. >> Okay, I need points. Can I do AO guessesser for easy, please? >> A guessesser for easy. Where is this? >> Oh, that's uh uh that's that's a cast room. Uh [ __ ] Is it I don't remember the name. God damn it. I know it's a cast though. Right by Morona. Is it is it Meridian? That's not Meridian, is it? No, >> it is not. Uh, I'll give you one last guess as to the name of the castroom. >> That's not Florence, is it? Or >> it is not. But you did get get the zone which is Morona. It is cast. >> I I couldn't even have told you it was called that. I don't remember. I'm so bad with [laughter] location. >> To be fair, they almost never draw attention to the actual cast names. >> Well, congratulations, V. You're on the board. >> Thank God. Finally. [laughter] Not Final Fantasy for extreme, please. >> Not Final Fantasy for extreme. >> Huh? >> What Final Fantasy thing is this? [laughter] >> Oh, plane. Plane. United States of America. >> Air. Plane. >> Air. America. Air. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Him. >> Give me a SECOND. I'M ALMOST THERE. AIRPLANES. [laughter] >> I think I think I'm going to give you 30 more seconds. >> Oh god. Okay, I'm [ __ ] thinking. >> It's not Air Force One, is it? >> It is Air Force One. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> There's like one [ __ ] place. I kept thinking about like the goddamn Kefka plane. I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. [laughter] >> I was having a seizure over here. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> [laughter] >> It's really It's really funny because I only got to that because I literally only tried the new route like the other day. [laughter] If I hadn't done that, I probably would have never gotten it. >> Very, you're up next. >> OSHA violations 4, please. >> OSHA violations 4. What would OSHA hate about the Gold Saucer Event Square? >> Probably the water fountains, right? >> Yeah. This is not an elevator. >> Oh, [laughter] it doesn't have walls. It doesn't have a door. It doesn't have a a clear pulley system when it breaks. Who's People will die. >> Dangerous. [laughter] >> Extremely dangerous. What if they have they accounted for every possible like weight to body ratio distribution? What about air resistance? Huh? They are lucky nobody has gotten hurt yet. >> That's okay. Has like the best lawyers on standby. >> If they're going to get sued for things, I think they're going to get sued for more than just that. >> Yeah. Yeah, probably. [laughter] Scribe. >> Uh, let's go for Primal Origins Extreme. >> Primal Origins Extreme. What primal is this? >> Oh, Susano. >> Yeah. Wow. Nice. >> Oh, >> easy. That was fast. >> I immediately thought of Susan too as soon as I saw you. [laughter] >> Damn. >> Got that fast. >> Rejoice. >> Okay. Vault. >> Primal origins. Easy. >> Oh, that's Lockm. It is not Lockby. I'm sorry. >> Damn it. >> I'm stupid. No, >> I'm just gonna have to choose one because I also don't know. Um, I'm going for the primals right now. [laughter] >> It's not Titan, that's for sure. [laughter] >> It might be. It might be, you know. >> I don't know. I'm sorry. I I pass. >> Okay. Very >> Shiva. >> It is Shiva. Thank you, Grand Blue Fantasy. [laughter] >> [ __ ] stupid. >> I forgot Shiva. [laughter] >> I just immediately saw woman and snakes and then a >> Yeah, my first thought was was locked me as well, so I don't >> It's deceptive. >> Yeah. >> All right, back to Shen then. >> This is bad. [laughter] >> Um, let's go with the Daily Roulette Extreme. >> Daily Roulette Extreme. Oh, a Polyiana fate has appeared. All contestants may answer this question and the correct answer will yield double points. >> Oh, >> Victor and Polly are twins, but one of them was born first. Who is the older Quibbles twin? >> Shen. >> Victor. >> Very. >> Holly. >> Scribe. Holly. >> V. Victor. I'll even it out. >> Okay. Well, if you said Victor, you're correct. But Polly would like you better if you said she was the older twin. So if you [laughter] did that, you'll win the points instead. >> I [laughter] REMEMBER I REMEMBER LOOKING BECAUSE you know what's even funnier? I wasn't looking at your [ __ ] blue sky earlier >> cuz I realized that I wasn't following you on [laughter] >> I saw that that like that little lore bit that uh Victor was older. I was like I got this. [laughter] >> You took away my chance to get double [ __ ] digits. This is [laughter] man. >> Why do you trust me? Why do you trust me? >> What? I I wanted to even it out. Do people send policy? I'll go Victor, too. Sure. And you're smart. I trust you with you. You're a smart gal. >> You may send all your complaints to at tactician Kate, uh, player of Polyiana Quibbles. Uh, thank you, Kate, for this question. >> KATE, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, KATE? >> Put me down. Kate, >> we need to have a talk after this. [laughter] >> Okay. Uh, very, you pick our next category. >> But wait, there's lore hard. >> But wait, there's lore hard. It is said that the moment of mental vulnerability combined with the concentrated power of both Nithog's eyes is what allowed the worm to overtake Estinian. But everyone knows the real reason is because >> Oh god. Oh, I played the story 9 years ago. Oh, hang on. >> Oh my god. >> I'm completely blanking. I'm passing. >> Okay, scribe. >> He didn't clean his armor. Yeah, he didn't shower. >> He didn't shower. >> God, [laughter] you have any idea how many wetnap jokes we made at his expense during that expansion? I had a different answer. >> Yeah. What was your answer? >> I don't want to say it out loud. >> Say it. Say it out loud. Say it out for everybody to hear. Come on. Vote. >> No, I don't think it's appropriate. I don't think it's appropriate. I think I'll just keep it to myself. [laughter] >> Well, you brought it up. Now we're Okay. Well, then we're just works. Was that Joe? >> Sure. It sure. >> Okay. Okay. [laughter] Awesome. I know. I know you. >> That answers your question. >> Okay. Scribe, you may you may pick our next category. [laughter] >> All right. Let's go for OSHA violations. Easy. I'm curious. >> Uh OSHA violations easy. What would OSHA hate about the carline canopy? >> Uh the lack of handrails. >> Yeah, there's no rails. That man's going to fall over. >> Yes, >> that's that's workplace property he's standing on. It would be different if he was standing on the cliff side. They're not responsible for that. But he's clear. >> A gentle shove or a a brief loss of balance and boom, he's tumbling down cliff side. >> A little breeze. >> I presume this man is guarding the canopy. That means he is their employee and they have a responsibility of keeping him safe. I hope he sees the pants off of them. [laughter] >> Mama Meon, I I see past your mask. >> What they didn't show you is that Boxster runs by and pushes this guy over [laughter] >> and then runs away off screen. >> V. >> But wait, there's lore for easy. >> But wait, there's lore. Easy. What playable race can canonically live hundreds of years without showing physical signs of age? >> The Vieiraa. >> Binui. Good job. >> Yay. >> Shen, >> not Final Fantasy Savage, please. >> Not Final Fantasy Savage. What Final Fantasy thing is this? >> I mean, the first thing that comes to mind is Scholar. >> It is not Scholar. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Very. It's that one quest line in Heaven's Ward where you get like this school un not like like the I'm awful with names. It's like a quest line and at the end you get like this school robe kind of thing from >> I I know where you're going with it, but uh I'm going to say no, that is not it either. >> Okay, >> scribe. It's a lot there's a lot of different words in play here. >> Mhm. Well, this word does happen more than once. So, I'm just going to go uh academia. >> Not academia. V. >> I think I saw the word. I think of cruise chaser. Forward and back and forward and the front and the back. It's probably not the right. [laughter] >> No, it's not. Uh, so last last chance. Uh, back to Shen. >> I'm trying to figure out which joke you're pulling here, Joe. [laughter] >> There's no joke. It's just what it's called. I don't like that it says masters there because the first thing I think of is Master Matoya, but that doesn't make sense. The other thing that I'm thinking about is the [ __ ] forum. Is is it Oh god, what the [ __ ] And then there's there's the mortar board, [laughter] dude, with the UVA. >> I have a new uh thing that I'm I've implemented. So, I'm going to give myself a minus point here. I feel like the struggle here is indicating that this is not a very good question. I think I know what it is now >> because it's not the scholasticized [ __ ] right? >> No. No. Just in case if you really know it, scribe, I'll give you one one last chance. >> Is it regalia? >> It is another word for graduating robes for a master degree is called regalia. >> Oh my god, [laughter] >> I should have remembered that from when I graduated college. It was teasing the back of my brain. I didn't even know that was >> Yeah, I didn't know that at all. [laughter] >> It's a very fancy word. >> That was tough. >> No, it didn't jump out immediately. It took some time. >> Yeah, I [laughter] I'll I'll take the blame for that. I gave myself a minus point. I think that one was a little a little obscure. That was Shen. Okay. Very >> Primal Origins Ultimate. >> Primal Origins Ultimate. What Primal is this? Huh? [laughter] >> I'm the same girl. I'm the same. >> Oh [ __ ] that's the name. >> I just noticed the face on his chest. It's like [laughter] >> the name completely slipped my mind, so I'm going to pass. >> Okay, scribe. It's been so long since I've looked at depictions of him. I'm going to assume this is Alexander for Alexander the Great. >> This is Alexander. HERE WE GO. >> THIS GAME IS OVER. [laughter] >> My goal. [laughter] >> Scribe. >> I seem to be on a roll with Primal Origin. So, let's do Primal Origin Savage. >> All right. Primal Origin Savage. What Primal is this? >> Wow. This is a very busy picture. [laughter] >> Huge Goeon. Goeon isn't in this [ __ ] game. >> I'm just going to hail marry this. Is it Raana? It is not Raana Vault. >> We have process of elimination. A lot of them. >> It's not say to you, is it? >> Uh, say to you is the snake guy. >> Oh, no, it is not. Yeah, I forgot the four lords. Yeah. >> Yeah, I was I was thinking the fourlords because of where they're located. >> Shen, >> it's not a fre, is it? >> It is a fre. >> Oh my god. >> OH MY GOD. >> THE WATER THREW ME OFF. I'm going to be honest. I just threw something out there. I'm going to be real. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Water threw off the play testers as well. Yeah, it was one of the only uh primals that I actually had to like look up Ephre like not just the name because the name brought up more Final Fantasy Ephres than the original Ephre. >> Honestly, I was lowkey expecting you to do like the giant fish and I was going to shout Bahamut. >> I was [laughter] I was really I was really close to going like [ __ ] is it one of the four lords? God. Yeah, that was my that was my mindset. >> But then you [laughter] said it and I was like, >> but then the four lords aren't primal, so that's >> that's true. Yeah. >> Trick question at that point. >> Not. No. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's true. I thought they were. >> I'm stupid. >> That's okay. You have a chance to redeem yourself, V. >> Pick our category. >> Um, [laughter] uh, not Final Fantasy Hard. >> Not Final Fantasy. What Final Fantasy thing is this? >> I think it's the gold saucer. >> It is the gold saucer. Yay! [laughter] I did it. >> I I I mean that was really fast because I just I literally just in my head went plate [laughter] [laughter] >> plate plate. [laughter] >> Oh, never change, please. >> You're so plen. [laughter] She wouldn't come and [ __ ] [ __ ] me over again, would she? Let's go to Daily Roulet. [laughter] >> The most midsion. Each contestant give your answer. >> That's so [ __ ] up. >> Oh, don't make me do that. >> I already know this cuz of what the we did before, dude. I already got this in the Shen. >> You are such a [ __ ] bastard. [laughter] I hate you. >> That is so You know what? I'm going to play into this. It's going to be Thank [laughter] >> Oh, damn. All right. Uh, very >> I was going to say thank well, but I'm going to go with I isola. >> Oh, wow. All right. Scribe. >> Yep. Isola. >> Whoa. Two for your stolen vault. >> This does not reflect my actual opinions. [laughter] I love all THE SCIONS. UM, but I know a lot of people didn't like lease, so I'm going to go with lease. >> Okay, you said it, not me. LISTEN, >> you sneaky boo. All right, all of you will get points. Congratulations. >> I said mid because I thought you were making a midlander, too. So, I always [laughter] Yeah, you could tell it tell it to the tell it to the judge. You get points. >> Yeah, you are. >> I still [laughter] You always say to the judge, "Fuck you." >> No, the judge is the audience. The audience will judge you. But yeah, the real mid [ __ ] science is still I'm getting dragged away. [laughter] >> Holy crap. Someone in chat just said Aaron Vault cuz he's half the man he used to be. >> Oh, come on. No. Jesus Christ. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, ouch. >> I didn't know so many three out of the four of us think. Wow. I'm learning things. [laughter] >> Low key though. Shen, I agree. Anyway, >> what the heck? I'm learning things. >> It's because they don't let her get a character. That's >> okay with it. It's not that I dislike It's not that I dislike you, you want more for her, you know? >> Yeah, that that makes sense. I want more. >> I understand. I understand. Yeah. >> Anyway. Okay. Very. >> We just saw it. Let's go with Daily Roulette Easy. >> Okay. Daily Roulette Easy. The one job role the player rep has not been in any cinematic trailer. >> Keeler. >> Yep. Wins it their turn. [laughter] Let's hope with the next legend. >> That would be cool. I don't think we're evering. >> I don't think we're ever going to see them in a healer roll. >> I think there's a nonzero chance. >> Maybe. >> All right, Scribe. We all got the the difficult ones still. You guys got the easy ones out of the way. >> All right, easy. >> Let's uh get the extremes out of here with Eurogesser Extreme. >> All right, Eurogesser Extreme. Where is this in what zone? >> I know this. >> I know this. Oh. Uh, that's on the first Shadowbringers. I haven't had to go back there in forever. The Cobalts. That's where you meet Cobalts with Alise. Is it Morde? Morsuk. Do you remember the zone name? >> No. [clears throat] >> Okay. Well, you will get the base points. It is Msuk from Amarang. I knew Omar wrong, but I forgot the name of the place. >> I sat here once again grinning from ear to ear and not BE ABLE TO [laughter] DANG IT. >> Why do I always get I always miss the ones where I know immediately. >> All right, V. >> Oh god, >> you all got you only got the hard ones left. >> Good luck. >> Aor Guesser for Ultimate. >> Aor Guesser Ultimate. Where is this? Uh um what the [ __ ] [laughter] >> Is that your house? >> If it was, where would it be? >> Oh, what zone? Um [ __ ] >> man. I don't [ __ ] know. Are you in the >> Are you in the mist? >> No, but it is my house, so I'll give you that one. [laughter] >> WHAT THE HELL? >> WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT? Why are you watching that milk? [laughter] >> Wait, how do you how do you do that? Why is that so cool, >> girl? Photoshop. >> Oh, it's green. I'm so [ __ ] stupid. [laughter] >> But good job. It was my house. Well done. Shout out to Markiplier in his new movie, by the way. >> Yeah. Shout [laughter] out to director Markiplier. >> I was going to say Lavender Brothers, but I'm like, that's too easy. It has to be like somewhere obscure. >> 20 points. No, >> I'm going to take Oh. Oh, [laughter] not Final Fantasy for dead. >> Not Final Fantasy Ultimate. What Final Fantasy thing is this? What? >> I almost said shadow of the earth tree of [laughter] >> um I mean uh that it's can't be it's not it's not Sepharoth, is it? >> It is not Sepharoth. No. >> [ __ ] God damn it. >> Very. >> Oh god. The only thing that reminds me of is that ARR, I believe, where you bring Ishola back from the live stream. >> Oh, yeah. The tree. No, it's not >> the big tree. Okay. >> Damn. >> Subscribe. >> I'm going to hail marry this again. Um, it's a lone tree out in the middle of nowhere. Is this the striking tree? >> It is not the striking tree. Funny enough, I had the striking tree in the last quiz. >> Um, I did. I PUT I put a bunch of signs of protest on the tree and yeah, but no, it is not. >> It is not the striking [laughter] tree evil. >> Um I don't [ __ ] know. Um >> I'll say don't focus on the fact that it's a tree. >> Okay. >> The tree is called something and that's the thing that it's called. >> The tree is called something. >> The [ __ ] if I know. Um [laughter] I genuinely have no idea. >> Okay, I'll give a hint for half points. We'll go down the line again. The hint is this is an occasionally used item that glamourers like. >> What? H. >> So, Shen, >> that glamourers like Oh god, I don't know. >> Chad's yelling at me. So, I'm going to give myself another minus one [laughter] >> because at first I I was so convinced. I was like, we're going to go back around. It's going to be ext. [laughter] But now that you said that, like the only like occasionally like do so the only things that could be is a glamour dispeller, a glamour prism, the dyes or whatever that [ __ ] anti-dy thing is called terabenth or whatever. >> I'll give you that one. It's terabin. Yes, this is a tree called the terabenth tree. It is used. >> I don't know. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Anti-dy thing, you know. But yes, it [laughter and clears throat] is used. >> I thought I was just I was going [ __ ] >> Yeah, it's occasionally used in certain medicines and tarpentine. >> That's good to know. >> Learned something new. Yeah, you got points. [laughter] >> Uhhuh. Yeah, my [ __ ] head feels like it's exploding. >> Uh, very >> OSHA violation savage, please. >> Ocean violation savage. What would OSHA hate about the intercessory at Camp Dragon Head? >> Is it the lanterns? Uh, no, not the lanterns. The lighting is actually fine. Scribe, >> is it the lack of ventilation? >> Not necessarily. Maybe it is, but that's not the answer I'm looking for. Vault. >> Okay, fair enough. [snorts] >> Brain, formulate words. Um, [laughter] is it like a lack of a lack of just people watching over the space? Maybe. I don't know. Oh, no. >> Yeah, >> Shen, >> my first thought was also no windows or ventilation for the running the lamps that are in here. >> I said no to the ventilation. >> Is it the no windows? >> Uh, I don't know if I should give you that one because it kind of is, but it's more specific. If you can't guess, I I'll still give you the points cuz that's along the lines, but I I'll still let you guess potentially. >> No natural lighting. >> No, no, no. But I'll I'll still give you no windows because the violation here is there's only one point of exit. >> OH, OKAY. >> Oh my god. It's >> again [ __ ] GODDAMN EXIT. [laughter] >> YEP. So that means if in case of a fire or if people in this building need to evacuate, they're going to pile into that door. >> [ __ ] one. This [ __ ] game is a [ __ ] ocean violation in its entirety. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> Yes. So, no windows is a part of that because in an emergency, a window, depending on its height from the ground, could potentially be an emergency exit. >> A lot of the windows in 14 are not. [laughter] >> A lot of them are barred. >> Yeah, a lot of them are barred. There's no clear way to open them. They're way too high up. >> Laells can't reach. [laughter] >> The laells can't reach. >> The laell can't reach. >> Only Only Dragoon Laells will be able to escape >> and they're just going to rocket through the ceiling anyway. [laughter] Yes. Okay, then scribe. >> Okay. Uh, but wait, there's lore. Savage. >> But wait, there's lore savage. How'd Baja get so [ __ ] up? >> Oh, that that's easy. There that was the earliest uh forms of the Meteor project. >> Give me a little bit more than that. >> Puts my hand on V. I'm so sorry. [laughter] >> I haven't touched this at all yet. Me neither. >> To be fair, a lot of Aorsia can be summed up with the meteor project. So maybe a little bit more. >> To be obnoxiously specific, this is where Garamald was initially doing its u etheric projects in regards to siphoning and containing ether in regards to the abundance of power coming off of Meteor. >> Yep. >> Which is what resulted in that >> Sid's dead nukea trying to get some vitamin D. >> Yep. [laughter] >> Oh my god. basically like it's it's first mentioned in the Omega series that uh yeah they tried to siphon >> Dalam I don't even >> so the long story short they tried to draw upon the big red moon didn't know it was a primal dad got tempered and decided to nuke the entire area >> Yep. >> Cool. Oh Jesus. [laughter] >> Well that's awesome. >> Oh crap. Gio the AR guesser for savage please. >> A guesser savage. Where is this? >> I don't What the heck? [laughter] Oh, man. Um [gasps] Um >> How could I ever forget those? >> Me. I forget. Um >> as far as I know, I could be wrong. As far as I know, this is the only place that these fruits show up. >> Mhm. >> And then I don't know. Is it in Gradia somewhere? >> It is not Gradia. I'm sorry. >> I'm just I'm just going to pass. I have no [ __ ] clue. >> Okay, [laughter] Shen. >> Shen, I give you >> This is Yanga. Nami. >> This is Nami and Yanga. Wait a minute. >> Yeah, the Parimons. Oh, the P. Oh my god. >> Now I know forever where the Pimmons are located. [laughter] I just my brain. I'm learning so much on this game show. This is awesome. >> Poor memory unlocked. [laughter] >> Yep. Wall. >> You learn some things when you play this game. >> Yeah. [laughter] Uh, Shen, >> you will bet your sweet bippy that I'm really bad with lore, so I'm not picking that. I'm going with OSHA Violations Ultimate. >> Okay. [laughter] OSHA Violations Ultimate. >> What would OSHA hate about Azy's law? >> Literally everything. [laughter] >> EVERYTHING. [laughter] Oh my god. Your luck. >> You got to be [ __ ] your poor luck. Every time somebody else picks an answer that you would know it's not your turn. [laughter] >> I [ __ ] I didn't I was just like an immediate joke answering freaking [ __ ] [screaming] [laughter] >> Listen, I didn't I didn't pick the questions in the order that they happened. All right. That was just that was just a thing that happened. I'm I'm regressing. [laughter] I'm shriveling up. >> I'm actually so funny. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> All right. All right, Barry. This one's yours. Uh, how does the Paladin Order work? >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, heck yes. >> You expect me to know Paladin lore? >> That's correct. NO ONE CARES. [laughter] WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL IS up with these? [laughter] [laughter] >> IT'S AN ENTIRE SYSTEM. ARE >> YOU [ __ ] kidding me? >> Last game show for me, man. [laughter] >> That's crazy. >> I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK [laughter] WITHOUT ME. JESUS [laughter] CHRIST. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> Anyway, stress ball. >> Oh man, >> my head hurts. [laughter] >> Well, congratulations for completing the base questions. We may now move on to enrage. During enrage, you may wager up points that you have um before the uh enrage question is given. Uh in this case, you will be privately DMing them to me so that as to not reveal to everybody else uh what they are. >> Let me get my camera. >> So, if you uh if you lose the question, those points will be deducted. If you win, you will gain those points. So, it's a little bit of gambling. There will be four enrage questions. Now, enrage one will require you to be logged in. Please take the time to move your character to Bin Hilder and meet up at the Gold Saucer Etherite Plaza. >> Okay, one more. >> Uh, [laughter] give me a moment. I need to sub. >> You need to sub. Oh no. >> Oh no. [laughter] Very very sub is over. >> Well, times [laughter] for being the first one to log in. >> If anyone wants to send her $15 uh so that she could play the game, that'd be great. Oh, very very true thing. >> Yeah, I got it. >> Cute. It's so cute. [laughter] >> The cats are communicating. >> Yes. Before you joined in, we were we were talking. We told Scribe like this is the most moon makote representation this game has ever gotten. >> I love I love the big eyes the moon cats have and I like the fangies. >> I will now reveal in rage one. All of you form a party and start a Chocoo RACE. HIGHEST PLACEMENT WINS. I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. WHAT ARE YOU even What are the controls? >> Yeah, I didn't do it. [laughter] >> I just had to do one more time. >> There we go. And they're auto races. [laughter] >> Oh boy. >> With my level one chocoo. >> There we go. >> Same. >> The maiden class. >> Tranquil paths. Finally, enrage one can begin. >> The buildup. >> Golden Gradia, this is your home turf. You can do it, buddy. >> I don't remember how this works. >> Me neither. >> I just run. >> I see your big bowl going. [laughter] >> I noticed one of Oh, Chocoo is called the [laughter] >> the >> Looks like Vary is in the lead. a very extreme lead with Scribe, Shen, and V fighting for second place. Shen has fallen behind in last place while V is right in front of her. Ooh, I missed it. >> Scribe managed to get the box while jumping. Let's see. Oh, he put a frenzy on very. Is she going to be able to manage her stamina? Everyone managing to get the speed boost and keeping pace with each other. The bog is definitely going to slow down everybody. Very taking the wide angle. Looks like everybody behind her was able to get the bonus item. Using their bonus items immediately to catch up. And Scribe is neck to neck with her. V not far behind. They've overtaken very. Let's see if she can catch up. Shen still keeping a steady pace behind them. Not too far. Let's see if she'll be able to overtake them. And V taking the lead and making more distance between everybody. Shen slowly approaching behind Vary. Seems as though Vary is trying to save some of her Chocoo stamina. And V continuing to expand her lead, taking more and more distance. >> Heavy. What the heck is that? >> Oh, seems as though V has been inflicted with heavy by the opponent behind her. >> That's not That's not awesome. Oh god, how long are these courses? >> Now slowly picking up speed, having saved a lot of her stamina from her chocoo. Let's see if that will cut it as the trail is coming to an end. V still retaining her lead using that nice stamina boost. It's definitely going to help her, but it also gives it to everybody else behind her, including Shen, who is slowly gaining speed on V. V still leading the way. If she can just squeeze out that amount of speed and just keep it up for the last leg of the journey, she could make it. This the finish line is RIGHT THERE. >> SHE'S ALMOST THERE. THAT'S HOW [screaming] YOU'RE GETTING. >> AND IS GOING TO TAKE IT. >> Arrow dagger wins. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> Right at the end. Holy crap. >> Nicely done. [laughter] >> Oh, my heart's pounding. Oh my god. >> Way to go. Nice job. Now, let's see the wagers. >> Do that. >> No, I don't either. I ran out of stamina. >> Uh, Shen wagered 20 points. Very wagered 16. Scribe wagered 25 and V wagered six. So [laughter] V, you're going to be gaining six points. >> Yay. >> Bringing you up to 32. The rest of you will be losing your points. >> All right, you may wager up your points for Enrage 2. Now, with all the points wagered, we may continue to enrage two. Say something nice about Asahi. Starting with >> I'd rather chop my tongue [laughter] off. >> Starting with Shen. Say something nice about Asahi. >> It's very He's It's Asahi is so incredibly hateable and that makes it like he's really good at that. He's really good at being the absolute [ __ ] worst. >> Okay. All right. Very. >> His color scheme is nice. >> [laughter] >> Okay. All right. All right. Uh, Scribe. >> Oh, I got an answer for you, Joe. >> Mhm. >> Asah changed my perspective on how Final Fantasy 14 should be played. He really did. Because here's the thing. Up until that point, I never had even considered that I wanted there to be like a multiplechoice RPG behind Dialogue in 14. I hated him so much. This was the first NPC that ever made me want to just hard select like a renegade shepherd option. >> Mhm. >> Just to just immediately cut him in half. I mean, I had not even consider no other NPC inspired such creativity in me as he did. And I'd say that's an admirable quality. >> Nice vault. Um, [laughter] this this guy has never given me an ick before. Like, or like I should say like no video game character has given me an ick before as bad as this [ __ ] did. That when I was playing in game, I would stand as far away from him as I possibly could to engage the entiret [laughter] of hide behind my player character constantly. >> I would hide [laughter] behind boxer constantly cuz I didn't want to be anywhere near him. I he just gave me the ick and it's like it's actually just I one nice thing about him is that he has the honor of being like the character I most vehematly despise and gives me the biggest ick ever. >> So I guess that's great. [laughter] >> All right. Well, uh I think we can stretch the definition of nice because these are all these are all good things about him, right? >> No other character in the game gave me a perspective shift like he did. All right. Well, uh, okay. Well, uh, thank you all for sharing your thoughts with me. You all win for engraging in critical thinking and media analysis. >> You all win. [laughter] >> He's my funny little [ __ ] up clown. >> He does he does turn into funny Daniel, which is very awesome. >> No, I also really like I I like Os and the fact that I can [ __ ] hate him. [laughter] >> Yes, I I agree with that. I love the fact that he is very hatable and I believe that >> THAT'S WHERE THIS IMAGE CAME FROM. [laughter] I POSTED THIS ON BLUE SKY EARLIER. >> I just realized I was like, "Wait, this is familiar." >> I should I should have wagered all my points if I knew I was going to be getting the point. >> Anyway, so Shen's wager was 20 again. We've got Vary who wagered 10. We got Scribe who wagered 10 as well. And Vault wagered six again. So, good job. Okay, enraged three. You may wager up your points for enrage three now. In rage three, say something nice about Polyiana, Shen. >> She's so incredibly cute and a little silly and boxer. Wish she had a [ __ ] [laughter] >> And she looks at Piana and and Victor and you know, [laughter] >> I wish he had what they had. >> They make a very they very very funny together. A >> very say something nice about Polyiana. >> Well, first things I love her hair color, her hair and tail in general. Absolutely not not biased. And I just love how bright and cheery is. And I would think that my wool would absolutely get along with her. >> A uh Mr. Scribe say something nice about Polyiana. >> Polly, what isn't there to say about you? From that adorable smile, the well-kept fur on your tail, the wonderful perk of your ears, and the fact that you gave me a fat stack of points earlier in the game. [laughter] Everything about your story is worth documentation and worth being learned about by those who should aspire to get more points. Thank you, Paulie, for being so amazing. >> It was It was getting a little bit intimate there. I was I was about to stop you, but [laughter] I'll I'll allow it. V say something nice about Polyiana. >> Uh, I've never met Polyiana before today, but I like her smile. She's got a very nice smile. She seems very genuine. I like that she also wears flowers in her hair just like me. And she's also a moon cat like me, so that's pretty cool. Um, she seems like a very sweet person, but since I've never met her before, I can only go based off of what I see in the picture. But she seems very nice. >> Okay, cool. Awesome. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. You all win for being nice TO MY SISTER. [laughter] ALL RIGHT. SO, the wagered points are >> Shen wagered 25, >> uh, Barry wagered 14, scribe wagered 10, and V wagered six again. Okay, final enrage. Enrage four. You may wager up your points now. Enrage four will require you to have a place to draw. Please take the time to get it ready now and share your screens with me. >> Oh my god. >> Oh no. [laughter] >> Oh dear god. >> Do I have to open up MS Paint? >> Paint opening MS Paint. >> MS Paint is completely acceptable. >> I am opening MS Paint, man. Let's freaking go. >> Your final enrage is from memory. Draw Aman. You have two minutes. >> Oh my god. >> Starting. >> Oh my god. Now, [laughter] while this is going, I'm going to go get my helper. >> 30 seconds left. >> All right, drop your pens. Or mice, >> help. >> Okay, [laughter] >> I don't like Oh, god. >> So, now that you've all drawn Aman, my wife will pick her favorite drawing. >> [laughter] >> Oh dear. >> The time is now. The time is meow. >> Well, >> I've lost. >> Which which drawing do you like the most? >> Like the most? >> Yes. >> What on earth? [laughter] >> I mean, I'm very instantly drawn to this one. >> Mhm. >> With this little rock, >> right? >> And the fun eyes. >> Mhm. >> And the big cat. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. I like that one. >> Yeah, that one. >> Okay. Well, congratulations very because you are the winner. >> Congrats. As for the wagered points, >> big hat. >> Big hat. Shen wagered all of her points. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. >> Very wagered 24. >> Reasonable. >> Scribe wagered 30. Anvil [laughter] wagered yet again six. So that means Shen is going to go. She loses it all. >> No, [laughter] >> very is going to go up to 78. Scribe. Oh, 41 has surpassed [laughter] Scribe by simply just keeping the consistent six, which means that you are at 42. You've beaten him by one point. >> Wow. And that means >> look [ __ ] kidding me. >> Our winner today is very >> wow. >> Congratulations. >> Oh, good job. Hooray. How do How do you feel, Vary? I honestly thought I would like get no points at all because I haven't played Fortune so long. [laughter] >> You pulled it out at the end. Thank you all very much for participating. Let's go down the list starting with very, where can people find you and your wonderful art? >> Uh, mostly on Blue Sky and Tumblr under the same username as you see on the screen. And yeah. Uh, and do you have any exciting projects or anything to you want people to know about to look forward to? >> I guess look forward to a game project of my dear friend Larry called Not Only Nine. >> Yeah, >> you can play the demo on Steam and wish list it. >> Uh, Shen, where can people find you and what do you have coming up for them to look forward to? potentially. >> You'll find me dead in a ditch. [laughter] >> Oh no, >> you can find me everywhere as [laughter] >> Oh, Reaper Haven. [laughter] >> Mr. Scribe, where can people find you and what do you have coming up? >> A quick shout out to my man Larry. I promote his game, too. Freaking >> I love that guy. You all can find me on the Sonotic Scribe lore channel on YouTube. And as far as projects going on, at least uh this year, I'm actually branching out to cover more lore from more games and possibly even streaming in uh this year. So, [clears throat] look forward to that. >> And lastly, V. I know Shen plugged something for you, but just in case, you know, where can people find you and what do you got coming up? >> I am everywhere as Vul Pixie on YouTube and Twitch. Read Bird Haven. [laughter] >> What the [ __ ] I love I love Bird Haven so much. You can read it for free. It's genuinely an awesome comic. Um and yeah, we're doing Endalker finale tomorrow and I don't know if I'm ready genuinely. Um that's exciting. >> Well, thank you all uh for joining me and thank you audience for joining us and being patient during the uh the little hiccup. Thank you all for joining me. I'll see you for the next quizzical engagement. Whenever that happens, we'll figure it out. >> Bye-bye. >> Bye.