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The video serves as a reflective vlog marking the end of 2025 and looking toward 2026, blending personal updates with professional milestones for host Zach Talander (also referred to as Zack Telander). He expresses gratitude to his audience for witnessing a more vulnerable side of himself, describing this content style as "dreamy" yet deeply emotional. A significant highlight is the revelation that he has become the eighth largest podcast in the world after eight years and over 150,000 episodes. Talander discusses the concept of "identity lag," referencing Mark Manson's idea where one sees themselves differently than their reality due to a time delay; despite feeling inferior for much of the year, his success proves that suffering is not proportional to achievement. He plans to let this new status sink in over the next 1-2 years before fully embracing it as part of his identity. The narrative shifts between personal anecdotes and interactions with guests like Chris Williamson (Chris Bumstead) and Mike Thirsten, covering topics ranging from hair loss solutions to fitness routines. Talander addresses questions about his own physical appearance, jokingly attributing his heavy arm hair to anabolic steroids while engaging in banter about steroid use among bodybuilders like James Smith and Ryan Terry. The conversation touches on the pressures of fame, including increased female interest which he finds specific and niche, often leading to awkward pillow talk scenarios where partners want immediate sleep after intimacy rather than further discussion. He also shares a humorous anecdote about Mike Thirsten sending him blood work results within an hour regarding his pre-estrogen levels at 450, contrasting this with the natural state of others like James Smith who has no hair whatsoever. A major theme explored is the necessity of slowing down and avoiding existential loneliness by managing one's schedule effectively. Talander argues that a busy calendar often acts as a hedge against feeling worthless or asking big questions, suggesting that people must learn to sit in silence rather than constantly seeking dopamine from new activities. He advises viewers to book unplanned holidays without itineraries to force themselves into discomfort and reflection. For the upcoming year 2026, he recommends setting specific outcomes—such as committing to a relationship or changing careers—and working backward from those goals for one full year. Crucially, he emphasizes that adding new objectives requires removing old ones; capacity does not increase proportionally with more goals, so individuals must consciously decide what to drop to make room for growth. The production team also showcases their creative process and logistical challenges behind the scenes, including filming in a 200-year-old church in London using fake sunlight through open holes where altars would have been. They discuss technical issues like camera overheating due to extreme heat (37°C) and the need for handheld fans attached to hot shoe mounts to cool equipment. The video features various segments filmed across different locations, from a desert setting with an Airstream camper van fitting Talander's Texan persona to intimate settings in Canada where they planted corn fields as props. These behind-the-scenes glimpses highlight their dedication to high production value while maintaining authenticity, even when dealing with mundane issues like exploding cans or technical glitches during live recordings. Ultimately, the content concludes on a note of gratitude and inspiration for both Talander's listeners and his guest Chris Bumstead. Talander praises Chris for evolving from trying to prove himself to showing more heart and less need for validation, representing an authentic transition that can inspire young men to be tough yet emotionally available. The video ends with reflections on the journey taken over seven and a half years, noting they recently crossed one billion views. He thanks his audience for listening through various life changes—career shifts, relationship dynamics, and tax residence moves—and reiterates how these interactions have fundamentally changed his understanding of himself and the world around him.
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I wanted to show you what this is going
to look like. So, it's going to look uh
dreamy. It's referred to in the industry
as dreamy.
>> Dreamy.
>> That's referred to as dreamy. Oh, it's a
great setup.
What's happening people? It is nearly
the new year and I have no idea what
happened to 2025. I don't know where it
went. However, I did have a camera with
me for most of it, which is great. And
that means that this can be the best of
vlog from 2025. Some sentimental
moments, some funny points, some behind
the scenes, some clips that you
definitely haven't seen before. And uh I
just wanted to say thank you if you
watch the vlogs because this is a very
different side for me. It's much more
personal. It's much more stripped back.
It's way more emotional as well. It kind
of feels like this is the Bruce Wayne to
my Batman or something. And um it's
really personal to me. I I started doing
this a couple of years ago and I'm
really glad that I did. So thank you for
tuning in and watching and I really hope
that you enjoy my favorite clips from
the last 12 months. Love you all.
>> Nobody's close to Nobody here. Do you
want to get a shot?
>> If you'd like to just introduce
yourself, put a name to that that pretty
face.
>> My name is Chris Williamson and I'm the
host of Monomous and Buckets.
>> Tonight on Modern Wisdom, Chris is
quoting Socrates to a weightlifter who
doesn't realize Greece is a country.
>> And you've spoken before about how you
found school difficult.
>> One, three.
while we're near it. Uh, you know, when
you got the mic out, you could say, "Oh,
my mic's gone as well." And pull your
pants.
You do it.
>> Don't you miss it, man? Men, my words.
Those are the days. Look at these. None
of this gym [ __ ] They'd harmonize and
go over and hit their wives.
>> Here we go. Come on.
Well done. Bye, girls. Good.
>> Your hip thrust performances inspired me
to do better in my own life.
>> It was legendary hard. So, he's actually
on a plane flying over here right now
for business meetings and he's watching
the game on a plane and I would hate to
sit next to him.
>> Boom. Oh, that's nasty.
For everybody that's asked
what my direct forearm routine is, I've
never trained. Yesterday was the first
time I've ever directly trained
forearms. Today's the second time.
>> So, because this is totally operated
just by codes, there's just nobody on
site that's running this gym.
>> I'm training in a big
way in front of me.
>> Oh, here we go. London.
Dude, hell yeah.
>> Zach,
>> what is that? The most hardcore [ __ ]
you've ever seen in your life. That's
what that is.
>> Well, give it a try.
>> Yeah, of course.
>> Oh, wow.
That's
>> [ __ ] hell.
>> Help him put Help him put it back
together.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Help him put it back. I don't know how
to do it.
Oh, this is beautiful.
>> I'm comfortable.
>> This is fantastic.
>> Surreal. So surreal.
Really surreal. I'm trying to make it
less surreal.
I'm trying to make it more This is
happening. Not going to be on my
deathbed. Knowing I'll be buried in
regret.
Thinking about the things I never did
while I'm taking my last breath.
Go ahead and welcome to the stage Chris
Williamson.
No,
>> no.
>> Oh, false start.
Not even [ __ ] punked right now. Is
this Ashley Ker?
I can see the franticness over the far
side. This is great. I could just sing
to myself. This I sound fantastic on
stage.
What can I tell you about? I can tell
you about how bad. I mean, you can hear
a little bit, right? This is like the
weirdest game in musical statue.
Hey,
put it back on. Two. Two. Hey. Hey. Hey.
1 2 3 4.
Kyle, are you happy?
I can't see if you're nodding. It's very
dark at the back. You can hear me. Let's
[ __ ] go. All right.
If you had told me at 30 years old,
living in the northeast of the UK, doing
this in my bedroom, that I would be
stood here
sold out in the town hall in Manhattan
on a Thursday night, I would have not
believed you. For one more time, please
welcome back to the stage, this is Zach
Talander.
>> Kyle has to reset the board.
>> To reset the board? Yeah, you I mean it
was a little bit tough during the show.
>> This This isn't going to be good enough
for you.
>> No, no, we're just waiting. I'm just
waiting.
>> We're just waiting.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, brilliant. Everyone's got their
phones out.
>> I did the Q&A ac cappella, so acoustic
is not
>> No, I think I think it's going to work.
You just need a little bit of
>> I think it's going to work
right there.
>> Dude, you're crushing, man. Thank you.
But it's such It's been such a cool cuz
I've watched it for like a lot of years.
I just feel like you you there was
nothing um it wasn't really
entertainment. It was like food and it
was like I like watched you to get food
if I wanted to get like knowledge about
something or whatever. So just to see
how far you've taken it isn't me.
>> A dude I appreciate the [ __ ]
>> No, I really mean that. I really do.
>> Thank you. [ __ ] town hall last night.
>> Mhm.
>> Halfway through the set.
>> Yep.
>> But almost exactly halfway through. So
45 minutes in [ __ ] rolling nice. just
about to talk about um like one of my
favorite ideas and uh all the sound goes
in the entire room except for my onstage
wedges. I'm like
one two everyone's like making a little
bit of noise. It was funny. I'd made a
joke about uh Zoran Mandani earlier on
and I was like, "Oh, Zoran's come to
reclaim his [ __ ] energy bills for
me." And um I was I just basically did
like 5 minutes with just stage wedges
pointing at me hoping that they would
fill the room
>> while they were like and I can see my
dude at the back like [ __ ] and it's
his first time as our TM.
>> I bet you the crowd like loves that [ __ ]
though. when you get it was probably the
best the biggest laughs of the night,
the biggest applause breaks of the night
because
>> they go home and they say, you know, his
mic went out and he was it was great.
>> All right. Should we run this thing?
>> It's rolling.
>> All right. Bye.
>> Bye.
>> Love you.
I can give you all
>> the staples of creative genius
>> were because of the constraints of what
it was.
>> I don't know if pop music's formulaic. I
think the world is searching for a lot
of the same thing.
>> Oh man, I look the reason that I keep
laughing we
>> all that from you said is pop music
formula formula. Yeah. You're the best
sort of guest dude. I flick you once and
you're a [ __ ] infinite content,
infinite [ __ ] perpetual motion
machine that just ticks away, ticks
away, ticks away,
>> my man.
>> Thank you so much.
>> This week, I found out I'm the eighth
biggest podcast in the world.
>> Saying that sentence is not getting any
more familiar. It's not getting any less
surreal. It's brilliant. It's very cool.
I I realized that there hasn't been a
single bedroom of a hotel or Airbnb or
house that I have stayed in or rented or
owned for the last decade that I haven't
recorded a podcast in. Like I've fully
fully bootstrapped this thing and done
it in Guatemala and Australia and with a
broken heart and a snapped Achilles and
when I'm tired and when I'm hung over
when I'm fired up.
Done it in front of a video wall, the
biggest video wall in Texas. And I've
done it on a single iPhone in my old
office in Newcastle upon time. And it's
really cool. It's mad to watch your own
journey be tracked over time. It's
really cool that I've I recorded it all
because I'd have forgotten so much if I
didn't. And uh it really means a lot. It
really really really really means a lot.
Especially after having such a [ __ ]
rough year, dude. Like being
feeling so inferior for most of the year
and like
I wasn't
progressing or holding it together or
something.
And then yeah, it that's I think that's
why it feels so surreal that
it really does go to show that you can
have no self-esteem and show up and win
anyway.
You can think that you're just eating
[ __ ] over and over and it and stuff
still go well. And
who knew that uh suffering is not
proportional to success?
I guess that's a lesson I'm learning. So
I it it's it's awesome. It's going to
take a long time for that to absorb into
me to work out what that means. Even if
it means anything, maybe it doesn't mean
anything. I don't know. But um it's
certainly very gratifying. You know,
it's taken 8 years, 150,100
episodes, whatever it is to um
feel like I've arrived. Maybe I've
arrived now. There's this idea from Mark
Manson uh identity lagged reality by one
to two years. the
where you are and where you see yourself
doesn't there's a a lag period doesn't
track in time. You could call it
identity dysmorphia. You look in the
mirror and you don't see who you really
are. You see who you see yourself as.
This is kind of the same. So, uh yeah,
maybe in one to two years or so I'll be
like, "Oh, I'm the eighth biggest
podcast in the world." Um,
it's cool. It's cool. I'm trying to let
it sink in. Trying to let it sink in.
>> You will be numb.
>> So, you not going to feel when I put in
the the camera. Okay. Feel some pulling.
That's all. If you feel any pain, let me
know so I can put something else.
>> Okay.
>> And that's all.
>> But I'm going to be under sedation for
this too, right?
>> I'm going to give you some tequila shot
so you relax, calm when I do the
process.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Yeah. I'm a little nervous. But
>> why?
>> I don't know. It's scary.
>> Can you sign here?
>> Can I give you something? Okay.
>> Report to what? What?
>> That's your shot of tequilas. The
tequila shot. Real magical tequila.
>> I don't think that was tequila.
>> Tasted like banana. It's Mexican
tequila. Hey guys, this a [ __ ]
medical procedure up there.
I don't need
Don't need your [ __ ] nationalist
[ __ ] fancy dress cultural
appropriation going on. Come in and tell
me, "Oh, we got a taco for your neck and
we're going to [ __ ] yourself." Okay,
it's a serious deal.
>> Look, sometimes we need Mutronic and at
other times you need the taste of
America. It's like the [ __ ] eagle
coming overhead.
>> What's up?
>> Oh, what's up, Chris? So, I have a
question for you. You know everything.
You're an amazing podcast host.
>> Thank you.
>> Just not with me, apparently, cuz the
comments roasted me. Um, okay. I have
hair loss, like really bad. How do I fix
that? Shedding. Like, it's not like I
don't have like a receding hairline, but
like my hair like like maybe 200 to 300
strands fall out every day. I swear to
God, I'm going
>> I think I mean, look,
>> it's been happening for like a year.
I've done blood work.
>> I just don't know what to do. I got to
say, if you're talking about hair loss,
you are talking to the wrong guy.
>> Wow, you got great hair.
>> Precisely. Like, so I don't need to
study hair loss, right? James Smith.
Where's James Smith? Cuz he's not He has
no hair at all. Chris Bumstead. Ask him.
He'll know.
>> Ryan Terry. Ryan Terry's hairline is
[ __ ]
>> dissing these guys.
>> You get into your 30s and guys are
obsessed with their hairline.
>> Well, yeah. Especially if you're taking
steroids.
>> Yeah.
>> Greg.
>> Um Panda of Greg.
>> Uh, Greg Ducet called me not natty
because of my forearms. So, I think I'm
natural from the forearm up
>> and and hands from the forearms.
>> Enhance from the forearm.
>> Crazy forearms.
>> Are they both crazy?
>> They are.
>> Been growing into them since I was 16.
>> Hm. This is suspicious. Are you on the
run at True Tide B? Uh,
>> I'd be way leaner if I was on GLPs. Are
you?
>> No.
>> Would you?
>> No. I like eating. I enjoy eating.
>> I don't want to not eat.
>> So, your question was, "How do I stop my
female hair loss at 20 [ __ ] 5 years
old or whatever you 24 years old?"
>> Not my area of expertise.
>> It's not babies.
>> You're not.
>> What's the stuff that makes your sperm
count go down?
>> Well, I don't have to worry about sperm
count, thankfully.
>> That's what you think. Well, I mean, the
internet with its gay accusations, I
don't have to worry about sperm count.
>> No, I mean Oh, I see what you're saying.
Like I'm saying I personally don't
produce sperm.
>> Look, if you want to disprove the
internet's accusations about you.
>> You really need to up your game. Grip
strength needs to be better. Sperm count
needs to be higher.
>> No, I think they know. They know that
I'm straight and that I like men.
>> As we said yesterday, that's exactly the
cover story that someone who doesn't
like men would
>> like get married and I feed post it.
They're gonna be like, "Oh, we knew that
you were straight all along, Sarah." Oh,
>> I always love the comments on a feed
post of a chick that's been public for a
while. It's like a it's over, boys.
>> Yeah, true.
>> The blast radius of sadness. Remember
when Brett Cooper got married and posted
about it online? Every single right-wing
bro was like, "It's over, guys. Game
over. She's been locked up."
Unbelievable.
>> They're like bunch of unfollows.
>> Almost certainly you're going to lose
followers if you get married. How's that
feel?
It's fine cuz I'll have other priorities
then
>> in your sick pad.
>> Yeah.
>> With your sick cat.
>> Yeah. Thank you.
>> That's what I want. I That's the whole
point of everything is to get married
and have family.
>> See that also actually that's
>> what
>> All right. Bye.
>> I like to I like to greet my guests with
my top off just to assert dominance.
whenever I can or arousal. Induce
arousal or assert dominance. I just want
to I just want to throw
>> Yeah, that's fine.
>> I want to throw peers off. That's my
plan. That's the That's the reason I'm
here.
>> See you, too.
>> Uh, welcome to our torture chamber.
>> Wanted to show you what this is going to
look like. So, it's going to look uh
dreamy. It's referred to in the industry
as dreamy.
>> Dreamy.
>> That's referred to as dreamy. It's a
great setup.
>> The reason to win the game is to be free
of it. So you you play the games, you
win the games, and then you get
hopefully get bored of the games. And
then you become free of the game uh in a
sense that you're no longer trying to
win it. You know you can win it and
either you move to a different game or
you play the game for the sheer joy of
it.
We don't spend enough time thinking
about the big questions.
But I think the big questions are the
big questions for good reasons.
>> So uh you know my screen has been asking
out to be forever and I just kept saying
no don't no don't no don't no don't no
don't no don't no don't no don't no
don't no don't no don't no don't every
time then people reached out asking I
was like no I'm going to do this they're
going to be pissed.
>> Sorry boys
seat bel
took the glasses off. I was hoping you
gonna keep them on.
>> You want me to keep them on?
>> You can pull them off.
>> Let me throw them on. Some dudes can't
pull off douchy glasses.
>> You think he's douchy?
>> A little bit if I didn't know you, but I
know you. You're not douchy at all. So,
you can wear cool glasses.
>> Well, these are requests by you, so I
can wear what I want.
>> Always great to talk to you, brother.
Really appreciate your insight.
>> I appreciate you, too, man.
>> Thanks for having the courage to put all
your thoughts out there and I love what
you do.
>> Okay. Roughly, what we're going to do
first, we're going to do unflavored base
testing. So, this is Newton without any
flavoring at all. I just thought it' be
interesting to try cuz it it doesn't
taste bad, right? That's a sentence that
you're going to hear a lot of today.
>> Yeah, I actually like that.
>> That's quite nice.
>> Yeah, that's quite nice. I'm going to
keep this and you're going to see this
grow into one of those snakes that
people have at baseball games.
>> I feel great right now.
>> We have water as well. You guys have
water. We got water.
>> See here?
>> Trying to work out colors.
>> They're just backwards.
So here it's like
>> there would have to be about 56 g
permission.
>> Is that something they might change
the same?
I would say I really
per
color of this is quite nice.
>> Two coffees this morning.
>> My ears are ringing.
>> My mind's playing tricks on me.
>> My eyeballs are itching.
>> So Chris, I uh noticed your arms were
pretty hairy.
Okay.
>> Could you?
>> But I have to tell you, my friend, that
you may be familiar with the fact that
there are levels to this hair gang.
>> I'll just [ __ ] sit here and look
[ __ ] jacked. To answer all of your
questions, no, I'm not human. Yes,
anabolic steroids were involved in the
construction of this hair. I am hairier
than my father. I'm half as hairy as my
grandfather who is immune to mosquitoes
because they would get caught in his
hair on the way in and never make it.
That is not a joke. Lineage. Destiny.
Family. Vin Diesel [ __ ] Family. But
like with mosquitoes.
>> We could just
>> Why? Why? Oh, no. No. I got it. Chris,
I'll play this out for you. Oh my god.
Ever since like you lost your [ __ ]
weird arm hair and like you have like
hair on your head. I just kind of want
to like I don't know. [ __ ] you. I need
that like a [ __ ] broken leg. [ __ ] out
of my face, Nancy.
Let's go. Lift.
>> That's a little low. You going to be
taller than me sitting down? Stand next
to me.
>> Standing.
Sitting.
>> I got I got miniature docks and legs.
So, yeah.
>> How did I never realize
Yeah. Beautiful.
Touch all the way to the bottom if you
can. Round your whole back forward.
Shoulders forward. Yes. That last inch
is a big deal.
Shut the [ __ ] up. The video guy's
laughing. You guys got a damn third
grade in here.
>> Good to see you, man.
>> You, too, man.
>> How are you?
>> Good. A little bit tired, but ready to
rock. Well, how can you be tired when
you flex so hard about the expensive
class of plane that you were flying in?
>> It's got to be done.
>> I didn't think that the outfit could get
actually tighter.
>> I was thinking of wearing a stringer
today, but I thought I'd be a little bit
too cheeky.
>> I'm just saying.
>> Then David Stoker used to think that
that line was about me.
Have you noticed as
the fame has risen, the channel has
grown, female interest has also
increased.
>> Uh yes. Yes. Um
like probably better quality women.
>> Well, yeah, that's true. But it's like a
very specific Especially for me, I'm
attracting a very specific niche of
women, right? It's like, if you're ready
to listen to me waffle on in bed, what's
the pillow talk going to be about?
>> Come on.
>> You [ __ ] Be careful what you wish
for, ladies. Get into a relationship
with a podcaster. It's like, "Hey, we
finished having sex 3 hours ago. Shut
the [ __ ] up. I want to go to sleep."
>> Tell you what, you know who is good to
train with? Mike Thirsten.
>> He is good to train with. I mean, he's
super knowledgeable, but
>> apart from making me feel like a skinny
tailed [ __ ]
>> but to make me feel better, I he had my
favorite jiu-jitsu part. So, imagine
this.
>> The other day I um I was joking around
in a video talking about fake nuts. And
I messaged Mike Thirsty as we recorded
going send me a blood work and he sent
it within like an hour.
>> Oh, he works with a company in Dubai
now.
>> Yeah. But the thing is his pre-est is at
like 450. Has anyone seen James Smith's
blood work? That's what I want to see.
>> Yeah, I've got it.
>> This
>> It's just got to trim my arms. They look
bigger. When you trim hair, it makes you
look more jacked.
>> Right. Okay. All of this from last year.
So, if we can actually try and cut to us
in Canada.
>> I'm just doing my session.
>> Well, you seem a bit defensive, mate.
That's all. You just seem a little bit
defensive. Did they naturally get his
testosterone up to a 108
>> or unnaturally? I'm not saying we should
start rumors,
>> but he is on the HMS good [ __ ] James
accusing me of being on
performance-enhancing drugs.
>> Well, just look at the now a father,
much more expensive car about to buy
another expensive car. No time to really
go to the gym that much.
>> Objectively
bigger, leaner, and stronger,
>> whilst having done no hypertrophy
training at all, and wrecking your knee
this year. So, it's like
>> we all know what it feels to me, it's
like unnatural.
>> We all know the benefits of creatine. We
all know them. They're well documented.
and I'm looking to get into the creatine
market. Thanks. Thanks a lot for telling
everyone
real close.
>> You you come into my office on the day
my daughter is to be married and trying
to sell me something.
>> Look at each other.
>> You see who we've got next door?
>> Murderers. thieves, bad people,
>> and a couple of creatine gummy brand
owners.
>> Remember the taste of summer?
>> Taste.
Chase from top.
>> Top.
>> Every day.
>> No flavors. Two answers.
>> Every day. Two flavors.
>> Every day. Two flavors. No answers.
Someone said action.
>> Yeah. Action.
>> Everything's overheating. Cans are
exploding on the roof because it's so
hot. I require a fan at all times and
the camera's overheated. So, we're going
to strap one of these handheld fans to
the back of a hot shoe mount and just
point it at the body of the camera to
try and cool it down. When we organize
these, everyone's so enthusiastic and
then on the day we realize it's [ __ ]
37°.
>> The Mr. beast version of this video
would be how many handheld fans do I
need to lift myself off the ground.
>> I created a jetpack from USB powered
fans.
>> I'm going to speak directly to the vlog.
I am a New York guy through and through.
>> Uh-huh. What's that consist of?
>> It's it's getting a hot dog, you know
what I mean? And getting a coffee and
get and running to work. I'm late to
work.
>> Okay. Always. Always.
>> I'm always I got to get somewhere. You
know what I mean? That's me.
>> Yeah.
Like people don't get it. I am a Toronto
guy and I've been a Toronto guy. [ __ ]
let's go birds. You know what I'm
saying? Naturally, I'm an LA guy.
>> You are an LA guy.
>> Yeah, that's what they say about me. And
I I say, "Guys, don't you don't have to
say that." And then they go, "No, no,
no, Zach.
>> You're one of
>> We know you. I am a I'm definitely a
Boston guy." That's what people know me
as. They know me. They see me and they
go, "Oh, that's the Boston guy." And I
go, "Yeah, I'm home." [ __ ]
It's I I eat, sleep, and breathe this
place, bro.
>> First time, man.
>> Yeah, it's my first time ever here.
>> I'm loving it. Bastard.
>> I'm in [ __ ] bastard.
>> Nice and good.
>> Chicago guy.
>> No, actually I'm not.
>> Not a Chicago guy.
>> What? You're a New York guy?
>> Yeah. Toronto guy, Boston guy
>> certainly.
>> But as somebody who was born and raised
in Chicago for 18 years,
>> not a Chicago guy.
>> 20 25 years.
>> 25 years.
>> No.
>> Don't know much about it. Actually,
>> there is a dessert. Oh,
>> I'm going to hit the red velvet. It look
There's a good amount of frosting on the
red velvet. Here's my theory about red
velvet. The frosting to velvet ratio has
to be high. I need high amount of
frosting to like a moderate amount of
red velvet. Ladies, you're wonderful.
>> You're welcome.
>> But this is [ __ ] fantastic. The
view's great.
The food is better. I'm waiting for my
first home run. Michael Jordan any
minute now.
>> Say what up to the vlogs.
>> What up vlogs? It's Bailey AND WE'RE IN
THE TITANS GAME. LET'S GO.
DUDE, THAT'S SICK. That's crazy. This
guy is my His Walkout song is my song.
>> What are you? Yeah, I'm new to country.
Yeah, I'm anything but new to country.
Yeah, I'm new to country.
>> Okay. You've been talking a lot about
how you're you love the chaos. I find
personally for me, I always feel like I
could be doing more, like I'm not doing
enough. And I find slowing down is so
difficult. And in your recent episode
with Dr. K, you talked about how the
answers you're looking for might be in
the silence you're avoiding.
>> I [ __ ] love that quote. The answers
you are looking for are in the silence
you're avoiding.
>> [ __ ] SL.
>> Yeah. I It just really resonated with me
and it's something I think about a lot
and I'm wondering if you could speak to
how to stop avoiding that silence, what
you did and what it taught you about
yourself.
>> A busy calendar is a hedge against
existential loneliness. For a lot of
people, if you're permanently busy,
well, how can I be a piece of [ __ ] I
can't be worthless. Look at all of these
people who need me. Look at how
important look at how important I am. If
you don't slow down, you don't have to
ask yourself the big questions. You
don't have to reflect. So, the
compulsion for it is obvious, but I
think it's important to realize why
you're doing it in order to unwind that
on the other side. So, a couple of
interesting questions to ask yourself is
um what are the emotions that I'm afraid
of sitting with? other things that you
can practically do. Honestly, I think
just booking weekend holidays, like just
book a weekend holiday, leave your phone
somewhere and don't pack it. Don't be
like, "Oh, the itinerary we like because
it's just more dopamine. It's more and
we'll go from this to that and I'll know
exactly where." Like, allow yourself to
get lost and allow yourself to sit in
that discomfort. Sitting with that
silence is really, really tough.
But ultimately, the reason that you're
working so hard presumably is to give
yourself an opportunity to not work so
hard. If you work so hard so that when
you finally reached escape velocity, you
can just work harder with leverage.
Like, is that really what you did it
for? It's an emotional problem and it's
a tactical problem. Tactically, buck
some like some holidays, go away, don't
plan out the itinerary, learn to spend a
couple of hours lying in a hammock or
doing something like that. Build a
beautiful area outside that engenders
you to actually relax, have a hard cut
off for work, etc., etc. And then
philosophically, what are the emotions
that you're struggling to deal with?
What is it that comes up? and just be
like, "Oh, well that's interesting. I
wonder where that comes from." Like
allow it to move through you. And uh
again, like what a beautiful challenge.
One more time, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome back to the stage, Zack
Telander.
Oh, let's go, baby.
How many special people changed? How
many lives are living strange? Where
were you
getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall, faster
than a cannonball.
And where were you while we didn't hide?
Someday you will find me caught beneath
the landside
in a champagne supernova
in the sky.
And someday you will find me company
landslide
in a champagne supernova.
Champagne supernova
in the sky.
The end of the year is weird because
everybody in the personal development
world has one of two very very strong
opinions. One is the end of the year is
total [ __ ] and January 1st is no
different to December 31st
and making some sort of commitment then
is you delaying it from the 7th of
December when you could have just done
it in any case. The other camp says it's
a great opportunity to uh reset and to
sort of launch off into the new year. I
fall into the second camp. I've used New
Years as a a really good reset point
because for the most part you just bleed
months into the next into the next and
there's no there's no moment where you
reflect. So, uh, some of the things I've
realized that work well
include time away from devices, shock,
horror, but like a a formalized review
process. Uh, I have one which is
chriswilx.com/re.
It's free. You can copy it. It's the
same thing I've used for quite a while
now. Thousand, tens of thousands of
people have used it. It's pretty cool.
It's free. Um, or you can do whatever
you want. Use any review process you
want, but I think it's important to set
aside a day. And I like doing it in
between Christmas and New Year. It's
like it's a bit melancholy. It's
reflective. It's a bit whimsical.
Thinking about what happened, would
stuff go well, did stuff go badly, what
do I want to change, etc. And that
opportunity is an opportunity. It's an
opportunity for you to reflect. If
you're looking to make 2026 a good year,
I think asking yourself the question,
what would have had to have happened by
the end of 2026 for me to look back on
the year and consider it a success? and
just what would that have been? You
don't get caught up in the narrative,
the story, like I really want committed
relationship. Okay, that's there's an
outcome. That's an outcome that you
want. You got 12 months to get there.
Okay, that's enough time. I really want
move careers. I don't like what what I'm
doing. Okay, there we go. Well,
got a direction that we're moving in
that simplifies the question down as
opposed to, you know, mind, body,
balance, being, spirit, you know, gets a
bit messy.
You probably achieve like one or two
very big things every year.
I would also say in order to pick
something up, you have to put something
down.
Do not assume that your work capacity is
going to increase proportionally to how
many goals you want to throw into it.
Can't do that. You can't just hope that
because you
say that you want to do a thing, your
future self will find the time to be
able to do the thing. It's not the way
that it works.
In order to pick something up, you have
to put something down. So, if you want
to add that thing into your daily
routine or your weekly routine or your
goals,
what are you going to get rid of? Just
take some time. Take some time and
reflect between Christmas and New Year.
It's the time to do it. Go on walks.
Spend some time outside. Don't need to
listen to a podcast except for this one.
And go gentle on you as well. The stuff
that you've succeeded with this year,
congratulations. And the things that
you've fallen short with, it's all
right. It's okay. You probably
you probably did the best that you could
with what you had.
Go jump. Alex has a special skill. Do
>> you need music?
>> No.
>> No. Okay.
That's uh you like different UFC
fighters have got walkout shoes. That's
That's funny. Blues.
Yeah, I want to try water recently and
the guy was like that is weird
>> shoes like like when you go like whether
you go to a water like do you want to go
to water park?
>> Oh, right. Are you going to go
>> get two art?
>> Yes.
>> But then you can't take your shoes cuz
someone probably steal them.
>> I really do think I really do think that
crops could be the answer to a lot of
your problems. And good for you. They'll
be waterproof.
>> Um which I imagine I imagine is
important in your line of work.
>> Very important.
>> Yeah. Cool. That's why I like snorkeling
so much.
>> Feels like home.
Feels like
>> a lot of fish.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Yeah. There we are. So, I'm going to
show you how we've actually managed to
shoot in a 200-year-old church in the
middle of London. So, come on. Uh, as
you can see, a lot of lighting, and this
is fake sunlight that was streaming
through the uh, open hole at the top of
what would have been where the alter
would go.
This is what it looks like.
>> So, we've rotated through a bunch of
different angles. You'll see in the
earlier episodes that Chris Bumstead,
Sam Sulk, Alex Okana, Joe Folly,
Constantine Kissing, uh the Bugsy
Malone, we're shooting actually in that
direction. So,
most of the camera stuff being here,
shooting in this direction with guest on
that side and me on this side. We
rotated around a little bit for the
round table stuff. So, sort of 45°
there. And now we're shooting down a
complete other direction, which means
you've got this stained glass stuff here
behind the guest.
>> Sunlight.
>> Uh, we added a little bit of hazing and
then we've reversed everything. And now
those lights that I pointed out as we
came in, we're shooting through here.
So, we get all of these cool shadows and
stuff on the columns over here. What is
that? Is that paint? It's not bird [ __ ]
is it? Um, but it's epic. like all these
different tablets all the way along the
walls. Some of them have come off, but
most of them are still here.
>> So, I'm in the shower this morning. I
cried at this I cried at this song every
single time I heard it. So, we'll see if
it happens again now. Okay. But I wanted
you to I'm going to spin the lyrics
around and uh we'll play the song. It's
also going to get popped on YouTube, but
I don't give a [ __ ] because it's
sufficiently important that I think it
it matters. What's up?
>> I'm scared to meet you cuz then I might
know you.
Then once I know you, I might fall in
love.
And once I'm in love, then my heart is
wide open
for you to walk in, drop a bomb, and
blow it up.
So why love anything? Anything? Anything
at all?
Why
anything at all?
If the higher I fly is the further I
fall,
then why love
anything at all?
Stressed and strong out about things
that could happen.
And I can move mountains with worry I've
done.
So I called my father and he started
laughing.
He said, "You think it's bad now until
you have a son?"
>> [ __ ]
>> Yeah. My thoughts are that somehow or
another that the the heartbreak is bad.
Like that that's the assumption in the
song that like somehow the heartbreak is
bad, but that like heartbreak is
something I look forward to. It's a bold
claim.
Uh
it is until you realize that
uh every time your heart breaks open, it
increases your capacity to love.
I I feel nothing but gratitude for
Chris. Um I'm glad he's in the world.
I'm really glad Chris is in the world.
And it's a weird thing to say, but I'm
also really proud of him. What I noticed
is that Chris is going, it used to be
more trying to prove yourself, less
heart, and now it's a lot more heart and
very little to prove. And so I think
that that's the transition that I see
him in. And and I think in that becomes
a more authentic and soulful reality for
him and for his viewers. He comes across
as a gym bro, you know, and and I'm
really proud that he's showing that you
can have all of that, like the cars and
the garage for the place to do the
podcast and cry out a song about a son.
Like to show people that you can
actually have that full breath of
humanity instead of you have to be one
or the other. I'm really proud that he's
making that move. I think it's
something that will will have an
inspiration on a generation of young men
in particular. I think I think it might
be hard for young women because they're
going to be like that's what I want. I
want a man who's like tough and
emotionally available. Um but good
because men could use that pressure.
the what we've done this time
differently which we didn't do last
time. We didn't like build out an
environment. This time we have we've got
like a desert thing with props and stuff
that ties the foreground to the
background. A huge practical element
which is the Airstream camper van thing.
And then he's the most Texan man on
earth. So we have to have him in a
desert. Of course we do.
>> Guys, check this out.
>> Put me in a barn last time.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm trying to make you feel Jeez.
>> How you good, man?
>> Let's see. Put this together. Do you do
this production value for all your
>> There it is.
>> Unfortunately, just for you.
>> A couple of
>> Was that was that here?
>> No, we brought that for you, too.
>> Oh, damn, man. Check out the BGs.
>> Hi, everybody.
I'm pretty good, man.
>> So, I mentioned to you that this is
episode 1,000.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh, it's been 7 and 1/2 years. Uh, we
just crossed a billion views the other
day as well.
>> Congrats, man. And as a little surprise
to you, we wanted to take you back to an
environment that you probably know at
least a little bit well.
Ah,
Cooper's Place, Alberta, Canada, where
we shot it. We planted production
planted all those corn fields, too.
They're as far as I could see. And this
is the road Cooper drives up on the way
out. And that's that Han Zimmer
countdown. 10 9 8 Leaving children to
follow dream
list off.
Not having any hope or faith in anything
is a certain way to remain where you
are. But if you can find something that
you can keep going, something that no
matter how small to look forward to and
continue to have faith in and chase,
well then your life here is going to be
better. Now make a sacrifice today.
Sacrifice a plastic ring today for a
gold crown tomorrow. Sacrifice something
today for more freedom tomorrow.
Sacrifice something today for a possible
healthier future for you.
>> Make land.
>> No. No. It's crazy.
>> This a nice house.
Nice. Thank you everyone for being here.
Thank you.
>> You did it, baby.
>> Congratulations, y'all.
>> I was older than I should have been and
more immature than I should have been.
And I needed a vehicle to
help me understand myself and the world
around me. And so I started talking to
people on the internet and turned it
into a job and
a thousand episodes later and clearly
eight years.
It's become the most important thing
that I've ever done. We've reached over
a billion views. It's taken me across
the planet. I've changed careers,
relationships, friendships,
tax residences.
Every person that's listened to this
show has changed my life with the device
that's in the pocket.
>> So,
thank you