Video summary
The video begins with the trucker reflecting on a humorous geographical curiosity regarding Ottawa, Illinois, wondering if it was named after Ottawa, Canada, or vice versa before heading out for a busy day of work. He is currently in Bristol, Indiana, where he has loaded two trailers destined for Winnipeg, securing them tightly with straps and dunnage to ensure they remain stable during the long haul. Before departing, he shares his personal routine, noting that while he loves McDonald's fries, he tries to limit visits to once a month or every two months, though today he feels it is time to indulge again after talking about it so much. He also mentions his family situation, explaining that while he used to travel extensively to Georgia and Canada when pulling van trailers, he now prefers his current schedule which allows him to be home with his young family more often, treating trips like this as a way to stretch his legs.
As the trucker approaches Chicago, he encounters the notorious traffic conditions on Interstate 80 and the surrounding toll roads, describing the area as the "crossroads of America" where rush hour can be absolutely insane. He discusses the split speed limits in Indiana, where cars are allowed up to 70 mph while trucks are capped at 65 mph, a rule he attributes to Canadian provinces limiting truck speeds for environmental reasons but which he feels often causes traffic bottlenecks because all trucks end up traveling at nearly identical maximum speeds. The journey involves navigating complex interchanges with construction zones that require zipper merges, where drivers must use both lanes until the very last moment before splitting into one lane each. He expresses frustration with drivers who do not understand this legal merging technique and instead try to cut in front of others or wait in the wrong lane, creating dangerous delays and impeding traffic flow.
Throughout the drive through Chicago, the trucker observes various driving behaviors that test his patience, particularly drivers who fail to use cruise control and constantly speed up and slow down without reason. He notes that while he admits to having been a bad driver himself in the past, he now believes in maintaining a steady pace using cruise control to be more predictable and safe for everyone on the road. He also comments on the unpredictable nature of other drivers, suggesting that some people are simply "jerks" who risk accidents to save two seconds or perhaps because they are having a terrible personal day, while others might be impaired. Despite the chaos, including a brief stop at a Flying J rest area in Black River Falls for fuel and a quick check on his load, he manages to navigate the heavy traffic relatively uneventfully compared to his expectations, hoping to get home by Saturday afternoon to pick up a new camper trailer.
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Good morning everybody.
Got this empty trailer behind us. We are
in Ottawa. Not Ottawa, Ontario.
Ottawa, Illinois. They stole the name of
our capital city.
Wonder I wonder which one was first. I'm
going to have to Google that now. This
town might have been first. I doubt I
don't know. Ottawa.
Who named who after who? Ottawa,
Illinois. Did you name it after Ottawa,
Canada, or did Ottawa Canada name it
after I'm confused now first thing in
the morning? I haven't had my coffee
yet. Stop making me think this much,
guys.
I don't like it. It's empty.
Let's go put something on it. I like
that better. I'm going over to Bristol,
Indiana. We have some trailers to pick
up. We're taking them up to Winnipeg cuz
somebody up there bought them and they
want them.
I'm the man. I'm going to bring him to
him. So, let's go grab him. Tie him down
good and tight.
Let's book it back so I can go home.
All right, everybody. Let's get rolling.
We got to get through Chicago.
Hopefully, we won't run into any
traffic.
My steering column keeps wanting to
rattle on me.
Get back on to I 80. Believe this was
what, exit 93. I 80 in Illinois, I
think.
Get back on there. Head on over. Pick up
that freight.
Oh, Chicago. This isn't even Chicago
anymore. This is Gary, isn't it? We're
in Indiana already.
You and all your traffic and all your
people.
There people. Where do you all got to
go? Where Where are you all going?
It's in the middle of the day. Shouldn't
you all be at work? I'm at work.
This is uh this is one of the busiest
roads in America, I think.
uh the crossroads of America, right?
That's what Indiana is known as,
but I 80 through the southern part of
Chicago and northern part of Indiana
here. This is a huge trade lane as you
can see all these trucks and it's always
like this like day and night.
Nighttime's a little less.
Rush hour is just insane. We're sneaking
in here between morning rush hour and
what I would call lunch rush hour when
everybody's trying to get out and get
their McDonald's.
Oh, now I want a quarter pounder. Oh,
why did I say that?
Man, I love McDonald's. I have to really
limit myself. I think on average I have
McDonald's maybe once every two months,
once a month. It's not like I keep track
of it or anything, but I talk about it a
lot, but I'm not there very often. But
got to admit, I'm a sucker for their
fries.
Anyways, enough talk about that. I don't
Every every day my conversation gets
redirected to McDonald's. I think it's
time I get some McDonald's again. I
think it's time. I've been talking about
it a lot.
It's been a while. It's been a while.
Maybe we'll get some on the way home.
We'll see. We'll see.
So, this is the lineup to my right to
get on to 65 South towards Indianapolis.
That's a crazy highway, too. Oh, is
there traffic on that highway? I haven't
been down that in a while. But look at
all these Look at this lineup of people.
All trying to go down towards
Indianapolis. And that's a once it gets
down to just four lanes, like two lanes
in each direction, it's just from what I
remember going down when I went down to
Georgia all the time, just
bumperto-bumper traffic all the way from
Chicago all the way down to Indianapolis
for the most part. It's just crazy
traffic.
Maybe it's gotten better. Maybe. I don't
know. But I haven't been down that way
in a while. I miss going to the south,
you know.
I used to be down there almost every
trip. You guys remember those days? Have
you been watching that long? I was in
Georgia all the time.
I'd go down to Georgia, then I'd run up
to like Newfoundland or like the
Maritimes of Canada, New Brunswick, Nova
Scotia, then go back down to Georgia.
That was when I was pulling van
trailers.
But now I I like the uh
place I'm in right now cuz I have a
young family at home. Uh this is just
the perfect perfect thing for me to be
doing. I get to stretch my legs like
this going down to Indiana every now and
then. This is my third week in a row
doing this actually. I like this. I also
like going down to Burlington, Iowa. But
we pick up those tires from there,
right?
What's the speed limit here? Why is
everyone going faster than me? No, it's
still 55. What? Why is everyone going
fast? Look at this guy. I'm doing 55. 55
56 55 right now.
He's gone
though. The freeways of Chicago. Hey,
that guy
>> me. Use the left lane and keep left
towards Interstate 80 East Toledo.
The interstates around Chicago, I find,
are very much like uh the freeways in
Ontario, southern Ontario. The speed
limits are more of a suggestion, like a
ballpark.
It's 55. You can do like 80. I don't
know.
I don't recommend doing 80ulated.
>> What do you mean roof recalculated? What
are you talking about?
Don't recalculate my route. I didn't ask
for that. Oh, she's trying to get me to
go down a toll road now. Are you?
No, no, no. I am taking
What's going on here? I didn't miss my
turn, did I? No, I didn't.
No, I'm on the right route. I just
double checked it.
This is the interchange with the toll
road where the 90 splits off and becomes
a toll road. I don't want to take the
tolls because I want to save the money
today.
I think on the way back we're going to
take the tolls though cuz I want to get
home faster.
Yesterday I was telling you about our
plans for this weekend, right? I get
home on Saturday,
but I'm home for Sunday. Monday, though,
Monday morning I have to deliver my
load, but then I get to go home for the
afternoon
and we're picking up our uh our new
camper trailer
Monday afternoon. So, I want to get
home. I'm excited.
All right, guys. We're all loaded up
here in Bristol, Indiana. I have all of
my friends which are also you watching
this now watching me back about a week
ago. You guys are live right now.
How about that? So you guys watching
live can watch this again when the vlog
gets released next week. This is going
to be a little bit confusing. I got two
cameras. All right, let's do this.
Okay, [laughter]
man. I'm old and get out of the truck
and I sound like a 80-year-old man.
Okay, so this is the load. I showed the
live already.
We got the tongue tongue wrapped over
here.
Protection around there. Always use
protection. Always. Best advice anyone
can ever give anyone.
We got these two axles both
tied down,
wrapped around here just like we did the
other week.
You can see it in there.
And the same thing with this trailer
back here, except this one back here has
the tires on the deck actually. So, we
got the dunage
on here, nailed down to the deck. I had
one comment uh that said, "Doesn't that
damage your trailer
when you nail stuff down onto it?" Well,
no. It's actually made for it. You see
this
track right here? You can see it better
from back here. See this wood track
right there? That's made for nailing
dunage down to. So there
and there. Oh, what do you know? We
found some garbage.
What do you know? I'm going to have to
put my my live down for a second.
I already showed them all this so they
can wait. Okay, I just got to put that
garbage in my pocket
so that I don't leave that lying around.
Same thing on this side. Making sure the
trailer can't move forward or back, up
or down, side to side.
And I got to deliver this into Winnipeg
on Monday. Filming this on a Friday.
There we go.
That's what I've got behind me. Now, we
got to go tackle Chicago
during rush hour.
We're going to get on to the toll road.
But we're going to take the toll road
back uh because I'm in a hurry. I want
to go home.
And they also have a nice service area
just down the road, probably about 15 20
minutes from here where we can pull in
and double check to make sure that uh
nothing has shifted, nothing has changed
back there. You know,
we are rocking and rolling.
I ran out of cream for my coffee.
So, black coffee it is. We're going to
grow some hair on our chest today.
Turn right, I believe. Yes.
Well, let all the messages start cuz I
started rolling.
I got to wait now. I'm stopping in about
15 20 minutes. So, check it then.
1 kilometer. Use the right lane and keep
right onto Indiana toll road and then
keep right.
Here we are. This is the toll road right
beneath us.
We're going to be going to the left, but
to go left, we have to go right.
A little bit further. A little bit
further.
Slowed down a little too soon there. I
thought it was
>> 400 m. Use the right lane and keep right
onto Indiana toll road and then keep
right.
>> So,
>> toll booth ahead.
>> Bristol, Indiana is the uh location,
right? This whole area. This still isn't
it. Josh, what are you What is this?
Renegade RV. Oh, here we go.
Here we go. Usually I take US 20. I
haven't taken the toll road in a while.
Bristol, Indiana is the town where a lot
of
>> Keep right and then keep right to join
the Interstate 80 West towards Chicago.
>> Okay. A lot of RVs, travel trailers, and
utility trailers like this.
>> Keep right to join the Interstate 80
west towards Chicago.
>> All right. Let's hope that my uh
easy pass is working. I don't want to
embarrass myself and get stuck here.
Got it on the dash. Right. Yep. right
there.
Come on, Indiana. Take my money. Take my
money.
Take it. Take it. Yes, it's yours.
Remember what I always say. Don't spend
it all in one place.
Now keep right
>> Chicago this way.
Off we go.
Cars speed limit 70 mph. Trucks 65,
minimum 45.
I'm never going to be a fan of that
split speed limit, but you know what? I
can't go faster than 65 anyway. To be
honest, we can thank the governments of
Ontario and British Columbia in Canada
for that.
They have limited any truck that travels
into their provinces
to 105 km an hour, which is 65 miles an
hour. So, if I want to go there, got to
be got to have a limiter.
They say it's for environmental reasons.
Saves fuel, saves the trees, saves the
turtles.
I don't know. I think it just messes up
traffic to be honest.
All the trucks have the exact same
maximum speed. And what do you think
they do? One is like a hair faster than
the other, right? So, one is like
governed at 65, but the next one can do
like 65 and a half.
and they insist on passing each other
and they take 50 kilometers or 50 miles
to pass each other. Then they just block
up the whole highway because they're all
going the same speed.
But, you know, I'm just finding things
to complain about.
I have a lengthy list if you want to
know. I I got things I can complain
about all day. I hold myself back for
you guys.
There are a lot of good things in this
world, too, right? I try to point out
the good things. I think I do.
Indiana wants more of my money.
I already gave you some of my money. A
little greedy, isn't it? Just a little
bit. You think?
Why is everybody stopped? Where are the
open lanes?
I guess I can go through that outside
one there, right?
There's one over there that's open.
Yep. I'm going to go through this one
because I think trucks are supposed to
stay further right if possible. But that
guy is stuck in the easy pass only lane.
See, that's what I don't want to do. I
don't want that to happen to me. That's
embarrassing.
Now everybody's waiting for that guy.
Oh, now he's gone. He got the green
light.
Come on.
Come on. Don't Don't do it to me. Take
my money. Take my money. Yeah, Indiana.
I knew you wanted my money. I knew you
wanted my money. There you go. Have fun.
We're in the thick of it.
We're taking 294, Interstate 294 around
the west side of Chicago up to the 94.
Zip up to Wisconsin. I'm going to stop
at Black River Falls again tonight.
Heat. Heat.
Come on.
Got to love Chicago traffic.
Heat. Heat.
So, we're at the corner here. What is
this? Interstate 290
merging on to Interstate 90 west towards
Rockford.
This interchange has always been a
little bit of a mess, but it's an extra
mess now cuz they have construction.
This right lane is closed up ahead. And
normally I'd have to be in that right
lane to exit.
Now we all got to pile into this lane.
The lane to my left doesn't exit. And a
lot of these people, mo like all these
people here in this lane know that. But
there's still a few of them in this lane
that are passing me right now
that are going to try to sneak in at the
last second to exit and go past the
entire group of cars. Right. And there's
this guy here yet.
I mean, they are doing it correctly.
You're supposed to zipper merge at the
construction, right? This guy in the
blue truck is flipping everybody off.
Technically, they are doing it right
legally.
That's what you're supposed to do. Use
both lanes right up to the cones
and then one goes, one goes.
This car wants to make it two. I am just
letting this truck in. I think that that
is very generous of me already.
You're welcome. See, he said thank you
by flashing his four-ways.
And that's how it's supposed to work.
However, it's the people who don't
understand that. They think that as soon
as you see the signs down the road,
you're supposed to all pile into the
same lane and then you're backed up to
Timbuktu
and then they they've been waiting
patiently in line, right? So, they
legitimately feel like they've been
wronged when someone does it correctly
cuz they feel like they're cutting the
line
when in fact it was the person who
merged way back there who decided the
line started way too early.
I know. I've been on both sides of that
argument throughout my career as well.
See, there's a truck right here trying
to cut in at the last second. No. See,
that's not right. This guy here, he
wants to exit here, but he wants to cut
in right at the last second. So, he went
right past everybody. That's different
cuz that is a through lane. He knew he
knew that that lane doesn't exit. Yet,
he's still going to try to push his way
in up there.
and he's going to block traffic. Oh,
this car, too. See, there's always a
couple of people who do that.
So, I don't know. I'm on both sides of
the argument. I know the zipper merge is
what you're supposed to do, but in
circumstances like this, these guys are
all literally cutting past
in the through lane to try to get in
front of the trucks, you know.
Another guy behind me is doing the same
thing.
Another van up here. Wow, there's lots
of them today.
Come on, people. And then they they stop
in the lane here demanding you let them
in. Right.
And they impede traffic there and cause
accidents.
Uh, it's a free-for-all. It's It's a
free-for-all out here.
No one tried to cut in front of me.
>> 100 meters, use the left two lanes and
keep left towards I90 toll west.
>> That's why like driving truck is easy.
Once you like learn how to drive the
truck, you learn how to back up, all
that stuff becomes easy with practice.
The hard part is everybody else because
you don't know what they're going to do.
You don't know what kind of day they've
had. You don't know if they're like on
the verge of hurting themselves or
hurting somebody, if they've, you know,
maybe their spouse just left them, their
dog died, they lost their job, you know,
everything happened all in the same day
and they're just
ready to snap, right?
And then there's other people that are
just like jerks like that for no reason.
Just they're not going anywhere, you
know? It's not like they have to get
home. There's nothing waiting for them
at home. Maybe a cold beer in the
fridge. And they're willing to risk
their life
cutting you off to save two seconds to
get to that beer. 2 seconds faster. You
know, it's like for no reason. No rush.
>> Now keep left.
>> So you never know. Some people have
legitimate reasons to be uh acting wild
and other people are just
wild. Both shouldn't be on the road. I
mean, if you're having that kind of a
bad day, don't get behind the wheel of a
car. Call an Uber. You're in Chicago.
Call an Uber.
You know, they might be drunk, too. Who
knows? Or high.
That's not good.
But the trip through Chicago here was
pretty good. Pretty uneventful. Not too
much traffic. I was expecting a lot
worse for this time of day, but
not too bad.
And on to I90. This is so nice since
they redid it. It took them a couple of
years to redo it. You guys remember how
bad that traffic was while they were
redoing this? Oh, come on, Schneider.
Come on.
That was unnecessary. That was You saw
me coming up fast. Come on.
And you didn't even need to be in this
lane. So why would you cut in front of
me for no reason?
No. But
now you're going to make me pass you on
your right. Shouldn't you be in this
lane?
Whatever. You know, that's what I'm
saying. That's what I'm saying. Just
people will be people. Oh, now he's
speeding up. Now he's speeding up.
Cruise control sent from the gods. From
from God.
Oh, now he wants to go fast. Okay, now
he wants to go fast. All right, buddy.
Took you a little while to figure that
out. You should have figured that out
before you got in the fast lane, but All
right, you give her. You have fun. Oh,
no. Brakes. He's slowing down again.
Slowing down again. What? What are you
doing, man? There's no one in front of
you.
Maybe he knows I'm talking about him.
I'm on cruise control, so I'm I'm a
steady I'm doing a steady pace right
here. This This is a perfect example of
a another thing, one of my pet peeves,
people who don't use their cruise
control. Look, he's speeding up again,
slowing down, speeding up. You know how
frustrating that is to be behind
somebody like that?
Of course you do. Of course, you're
watching my videos. Of course you know
how frustrating because you're on the
same page as me. We all think alike. I
get it.
I am slowly edging up on this Ford
Explorer up here, though, so I'm going
to have to get in that lane. Uh, I have
a feeling as soon as I get behind him,
he's going to slow down. Look, he's
already slowing down.
How do you drive without cruise control?
Like, doesn't your foot get tired? Like
is
don't you get a like tired of
constantly
like adjusting your speed and maint? No.
All right, we're behind him now. Let's
see what happens. Is he going to slow
down?
Slow down a little bit. A little bit.
Oh, speeding up a little bit.
I think that Ford Explorer there also
sped up and he's the whole reason I got
in this lane.
Ah, you know what? All it takes is one
person
and they can mess up a whole bunch of
traffic behind them. One person that
can't maintain their speed.
Oh. Oh, brake lights. Brake. Am I
allowed in this next lane over to the
left? I don't think so. So, I think
trucks are supposed to stay in the right
two lanes,
which is perfect when uh
What? What now, buddy? Why are you
breaking? I know there's nobody in front
of you. What's going on here? This guy
wants to get past, too. He's going to
try to cut me off. Not today. No.
Believe me, I was in that lane, too.
That's why I got in this lane. They're
going slower.
Okay, here we So, we're going to get
past this guy and I want to get in front
of this red SUV.
Oh, brake lights again. Come on, buddy.
Are you driving with two feet or what?
What's going on? Why are you always on
your brakes?
There we go.
There we go. See, there's nobody in
front of him.
Huh?
Just going to hog the left lane. Okay.
Okay. I I can I have to admit I've been
that person before, too. But if I'm
hogging the left lane, I'm at least
going to put my cruise control on so I'm
a little more predictable, you know?
Speeding up and slowing down. Speeding
up, slowing down.
Black River Falls.
Flying J.
Quickly fuel up. Looks like my parking
spot is available.
>> Turn left and then turn left.
>> Quiet.
Yep. No one's in my parking spot. So, as
long as no one takes it in the next five
minutes while I fuel
all set and ready to go, go to sleep and
get up tomorrow.