1800s Animal Audiobook π The Adventures of a Dog, and a Good Dog Too β Alfred Elwes
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The Adventures of a Dog by Alfred Elwes presents an autobiographical narrative framed as a translation of notes compiled by Miss Manette Gatina, a cat editor who admires the sincere communication found in canine expressions. The protagonist, Job, is introduced as a kind and noble dog from Canainville whose early life was marked by hardship, including an abusive caretaker and a struggle for survival amidst poverty. His character is defined by profound compassion, exemplified when he refuses to fight over food with a starving puppy and instead gives up his own hard-won meal, and later when he risks his life to save a fashionable puppy from drowning despite having been beaten by that puppy's family earlier. These acts of selflessness earn him the gratitude of the puppy's family, who gift him a statue, while a wealthy female dog named Fida teaches him that true nobility lies in fulfilling one's duty without seeking reward.
Following the death of his employers, Sir John Bull and Lady Bull, Job faces further adversity as he is forced into poverty after opening a humble meat shop with his companion, an old hound named Nip. His journey continues through a catastrophic storm that floods the city, destroying homes and drowning many dogs; during this chaos, Job demonstrates his unwavering courage by leaving Nip behind to rescue three pups stranded on a floating timber raft. Although he is swept away by the raging currents and dragged underwater, losing sight of the raft in the darkness, he survives the ordeal and eventually washes ashore. After recovering from his traumatic experience at sea and learning to value simple sustenance, he is found by Master Exo, a traveler who speaks the dog's language, who guides him back to town where he discovers that Nip has been moved to a comfortable house and that the city dogs honor his past efforts.
Job's life takes another turn when, feeling unworthy of idleness, he seeks employment and is appointed chief of the police following the death of an old mastiff. His leadership is immediately tested when he defends Fida's house against a band of robbers led by the fierce beast Lupo; although Lupo escapes, Job earns public acclaim for his bravery and eventually marries Fida. The story concludes with a poignant visit to a dying Lupo in a miserable kennel, where the former enemy shows concern for his starving puppies before passing away, reinforcing the themes of redemption and kindness. Through these experiences, Job reflects on the lessons of duty, humility, and compassion that define his life, offering a timeless message about the inherent goodness found in acting right regardless of circumstances or recognition.
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Breakfast and introduction of The
Adventures of a Dog and a Good Dog, too.
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Recorded by Allison Hester. The
Adventures of a Dog and a good dog, too.
By Alfred Elves. Preface.
I love dogs. Who does not? It is a
natural feeling to love those who love
us, and dogs were always fond of me.
Thousands can say the same, and I shall
therefore find plenty of sympathy while
unfolding my dog's tail. This attachment
of mine to the canine family in general,
and their affection towards myself, have
induced me, like the visier in Arabian
Knights of Happy Memory, to devote some
time to the study of their language. Its
idiom is not so difficult, as many would
suppose. There is a simplicity about it
that often shames the dialects of men,
which have been so altered and refined,
that we discover people often saying one
thing when they mean exactly the
reverse. Nothing of the sort is visible
in the great canine tongue. Whether the
tone in which it is uttered be gruff or
polished, sharp or insinuating, it is at
least sincere. Mankind would often be
puzzled how to use it. Like many others,
its meaning is assisted by gestures of
the body and above all by the expression
of the eye. If ever language had its
seat in that organ, as phronologists
pretend, it lies in the eye of the dog.
Yet a good portion finds its way to his
tail. The motion of that eloquent member
is full of meaning. There is the slow
wag of anger, the gentle wag of
contentment, the brisker wag of joy, and
what can be more mutely expressive than
the limp states of sorrow, humility, and
fear? If the tongue of the dog presents
such distinctive traits, the qualities
of the animal himself are not less
striking. Although the dispositions of
dogs are as various as their forms,
although education, connections, the
society they keep have all their
influence, to the credit of their name,
be it fed, a dog never sullies his mouth
with an untruth. His emotions of
pleasure or genuine, never forced. His
grief is not the semblance of woe, but
comes from the heart. His devotion is
unmixed with other feelings. It is
single, unselfish, profound. Prosperity
affects it not. Adversity cannot make it
swerve. In gratitude, that status of
human vices is unknown to the dog. He
does not forget past favors. But when
attached by benefits received, his love
endures through life. But I shall have
never done with reciting the praises of
this noble animal. The subject is
inexhaustible. My purpose now has
narrower limits. From the archives of
the city of Canainville, I lately drew
the materials of a bear's biography.
From the same source, I now derive my
adventures of a dog. My task has been
less that of a composer than a
translator, for a feline editor, a Miss
Manette Gatina, had already performed
her part. This latter animal appears,
however, to have been so learned a cat,
one may say so deep a puss, that she had
furnished more notes than there was
original matter. Another peculiarity
which distinguished her labors was the
obscurity of her style. I call it a
peculiarity and not a defect because I
am not quite certain whether the
difficulty of getting at her meaning lay
in her mode of expressing herself or my
deficiency in the delicacies of her
language. I think myself a tolerable
linguist, yet have too great a respect
for puss to say that any fault is
attributable to her.
The same feeling has naturally made me
careful in rendering those portions
which were exclusively her own. I have
preferred letting her say little to
allowing her to express anything she did
not intend. Her notes, which doubtless
drew many a purr of approval from her
own breath, and many a wag of
appribation from the tales of her choice
acquaintance, I have preferred leaving
out alltogether. and I have so curtailed
the labors of her paw and the workings
of her brain as to condense into half a
dozen pages her little volume of
introduction. The autobiography itself
most luckily required no alteration. It
is the work of a simple mind detailing
the events of a simple but not
uneventful life. Whether I have
succeeded in conveying to my readers
intelligence the impression which this
dog's adventures made on mine, they
alone can decide.
Introduction by Miss Manette Gatina.
It may seem peculiar to any but an
inhabitant of this renowned city of
Canainville that one of our nation
should venture on the task of bringing
to the notice of the world the memoir I
have undertaken to edit. But besides
that, in this favored place, animals of
all kinds learned to dwell in tolerable
harmony together. The subject of this
biography had so endeared himself to all
classes and to every tribe by his
kindness of heart, noble devotion, and
other doglike qualities. that there was
not a cat, in spite of the supposed
natural antipathy existing between the
feline and the canine races, who would
not have set up her back and fought to
the last gasp in defense of this dear
old fellow.
Many a time has he saved me from the
rough treatment of rude and ill
conducted curs when I have been
returning from a concert or tripping
quietly home after a pleasant chat with
a friend. Often and often when a kitten
has he carried me on his back through
the street in order that I might not wet
my velvet slippers on a rainy day. And
once ah well do I remember it. He did me
even greater service. For a wicked Tom
of our race, who had often annoyed me
with his attentions, had actually formed
a plan of carrying me off to some
foreign land, and would have succeeded,
too, if dear doggy had not got sent of
the affair, and pounced on that
treacherous Tom, just as he was on the
point of executing his odious project. I
can speak of these things now, without
the slightest fear of being accused of
vanity. If I say my eyes were
beautifully round and green, they are so
no longer. If I boast of the former
lightness of my step, it drags alas, but
too heavily now. If I dwell on the
sweetness of my voice and melody of my
purr at one period, little can be said
in their favor at the present day, and I
feel therefore less group in deating on
the elegance of my figure, and the taste
of my toilet, as when speaking of them,
they seem to be referring to another
individual puss with whom the actual
snuffy old tabby has little or no
connection. But it will be said, "These
last matters have not so much to do with
the object I have in hand. I must not
attempt to palm off on any reader any
adventures of my own under the shadow of
a dog. I must rather allow my cat's paw
to perform the office for which it has
become noted, namely that of aiding in
the recovery of what its owner is not
intended to participate.
I must endeavor to place before the
world of Canainville to be thin
transmitted to the less civilized
portions of the globe those incidents in
our dog's life which he has been too
modest to relate himself in order that
after generations may fully appreciate
all the goodness of his character to
greatness he had no pretension although
few animals are aware how close is the
relation between these two qualities.
I think I see the dear old dog now, and
it has been often my privilege to behold
him, seated in his large armchair, his
hair quite silvered with age, shading
his thoughtful yet kindly face, his pipe
in his paw, his faithful friend by his
side, and surrounded by a group of
attentive listeners of both sexes, who
seemed to hang upon every word of wisdom
as it dropped from his mouth. All these
spring to my mind when I recall his
image, and if I were a painter, I think
I should have no difficulty in
presenting to my readers this pleasant
family party. The very room in which
these meetings were held comes as
strongly to my recollection as the
various young and old dogs who were want
to assemble there. plainly furnished, it
yet boasted some articles of luxury,
works of statuary and painting,
presented to old job by those who
admired his goodness, or had been the
objects of his devotion.
One of these, a statueette representing
a fast little dog upon a tasteful
pedestal, used often to excite my
curiosity, the more because Job showed
no inclination to gratify it. I managed,
however, at last to get at the incident
which made Job the possessor of this
comical little figure, and as the
circumstance worthily illustrates his
character, I will relate it as the
anecdote was told to me. It once was a
fashion in Canville, encouraged by
puppies of the superior classes, to
indulge in habits of so strange a nature
as to meet on stated occasions for the
express purpose of trying their skill
and strength in set combats. And
although the most frightful consequences
often ensued, these assemblies were
still held until put down by the sharp
tooth of the law. The results which
ensued were not merely dangerous to
life, but created such a quarrelome
disposition that many of these dogs were
never happy but when fighting, and the
force granted them by nature for
self-defense, was too often used most
wantingly to the annoyance of their
neighbors. It one day happened that Job
was sitting quietly on a steep bank of
the river where it runs into the wood at
some distance from the city. At one
moment watching the birds as they
skimmed over the water, at another
following the movements of a large fish
just distinguishable from the height as
it rose at the flies that dropped upon
the stream. When three dogs, among the
most celebrated fighters of the time,
passed that way. Two of them were of the
common class, about the size and weight
of Job. The other was a young puppy of
good family whose tastes had
unfortunately led him into such a low
society.
Seeing the mild expression of Job's
face, and confident in their own
prowess, they resolved to amuse
themselves at his expense, and to this
end drew near to him. Unobserved by
their intended victim, with a rapid
motion they endeavored to push him head
formost into the river. Master Puppy,
having dexteriously seized hold of his
tail to make the somersault more
complete. Job, although thus
unexpectedly set upon from behind, was
enabled by the exertion of great
strength to defeat the object of his
asalance. In the struggle which ensued,
his adversaries discovered that, in
spite of their boasted skill, they had
more than found their match. One of them
got rolled over into the stream, out of
which he managed to crawl with
considerable difficulty half a mile
lower down. The second took to his
heels, with his coat torn, and his
person otherwise disordered, and the
fashionable pup, to his great horror,
found himself seized in the formidable
jaws of the unoffending but own angry
dog. Imagine how much his terror was
increased when Job, carrying him, as I
would a mouse, to the edge of the
precipitous bank, held him sheer over
the roaring river. The poor fellow could
not swim. He had a perfect antipathy to
the water, and he felt himself at that
moment on the point of being consigned
to certain death without a chance of
safety. But he did not know the noble
heart of the animal he had offended. Job
let him feel for a few dreadful seconds
the danger to which he had been so
thoughtlessly and in joke about to
consign himself and then placed him
safely on the bank with the admonition
to reflect for the future on the
probable result of his diversions before
he indulged in them and to consider
whether although amusing to himself such
games might not be fatal to the animals
on whom they were played off. The
shivering puppy was too much alarmed at
the time to attend either to the
magnamity of his antagonist or to the
wisdom of his advice, but they were
evidently not lost upon him. Many can
bear the testimony to the change which
that hour wrought in his character. And
some weeks after the event, Job received
that statue of his little adversary,
which had so often struck me, executed
by a native artist, with a long letter
in verse, a beautiful specimen of dog.
Indeed, gifts both equally credible to
the sculptor and the writer, and most
honorable to the animal in whose favor
they had been executed.
My task will scarce be thought complete
without a few words concerning the
personal appearance of my old friend.
Although perhaps few things could be
more difficult for me to describe. Dogs
and cats are apt to admire such very
different forms of beauty that the
former often call beautiful what we
think just the reverse. He was tall,
strong, and rather stout, with a large
bushy tail which waved with every
emotion of his mind, for he rarely
disguised his feelings. His features
were considered regular, though large,
his eyes being particularly bright and
full, and the upper part of his head was
broad and high. But none who knew Job
ever thought of his being handsome or
otherwise. You seemed to love him for
something more than you could see,
something which had little to do with
face or body or tail, and yet appeared
in them all, and shone clearly out of
his eyes. I mean, the spirit of
goodness, which made him so remarkable,
and was so much a part of Job that I do
believe a lock of his hair worn near
one's own heart, would help to make it
beat more kindly to one's fellow
creatures. This idea may be considered
too fanciful, too cat-like, but I
believe it notwithstanding.
Such was the dog whose autobiography I
have great pleasure in presenting to the
world. Many may object to the unpolished
style in which his memoirs are clothed.
But all who knew him will easily pardon
every want of elegance in his language.
And those who had not the honor of his
acquaintance will learn to appreciate
his character from the plain spirit of
truth which breathed in every line he
wrote. I again affirm that I need to
make no apology for attaching my name to
that of one so worthy the esteem of his
cogs. I and co-ats too. For in spite of
the differences which have so often
raised up a barrier between the members
of his race and ours, not even the
noblest among us could be degraded by
raising a mew to the honor of such a
thoroughly honest dog.
Manette Gatina, the upper muse,
painville.
End of preface and introduction.
Section one of The Adventures of a Dog
and a Good Dog Too by Alfred El. This
LibriVox recording is in the public
domain. Recorded by Allison Hester.
Early days.
I was not born in this city of
Tainville, but was brought here at so
young age that I have no recollection of
any other place. I do not remember
either my father or my mother. An old
dogist who was the only creature I can
recall to mind when I was a pup took
care of me. At least she said she did.
But from what I recollect, I had to take
most care of myself. It was from her I
learned what I know about my parents.
She has told me that my father was a
foreign dog of high rank from a country
many, many miles away called
Newfoundland, and that my mother was a
member of the Mastiff family. But how I
came to be under the care of herself,
and how it happened, if my parents were
such superior animals, that I should be
forced to be so poor and dirty, I cannot
tell. I have sometimes ventured to ask
her, but as she always replied with a
snarl or a bite, I soon got tired of
putting any questions to her. I do not
think she was a very good temper, but I
should not like to say so positively,
because I was still young when she died,
and perhaps the blows she gave me, and
the bite she inflicted were only
intended for my good, though I did not
think so at the time.
As we were very poor, we were forced to
live in a wretched kennel in the dampest
part of the town, among dogs no better
off than ourselves. The place we
occupied overhung the water. And one
day, when the old doggus was punishing
me for something I had done, the corner
in which I was crouched being rotten,
gave way, and I fell plump into the
river. I had never been in the water
before, and I was very frightened, for
the stream was so rapid that it carried
me off and passed the kennels I knew in
an instant. I opened my mouth to call
out for help, but as I was almost choked
with the water that got into it, I shut
it again and made an effort to reach the
land. To my surprise, I found that by
moving my paws and legs, I not only got
my head well above the water, but was
able to guide myself to the bank, onto
which I at length dragged myself, very
tired and out of breath, but quite
recovered from my fear. I ran over the
grass towards the town as fast as I
could, stopping now and then to shake my
coat, which was not so wet, however, as
you would suppose. But before I had got
halfway home, I met the doggus, hopping
along with her tongue out of her mouth,
panting for breath. She having run all
the way from the kennel, out of which I
had popped so suddenly along the bank
with the hope of picking me up
somewhere. She knew, she said, that I
should never be drowned. But how she
could know that was more than I could
imagine. When we met, after I had
escaped so great a danger, I flew to her
paws in the hope of getting a tender
lick. But as soon as she recovered
breath, she caught hold of one of my
ears with her teeth and bit it till I
howled with pain, and then set off
running with me at a pace which I found
it difficult to keep up with. I remember
at the time thinking it was not very
kind of her, but I have since reflected
that perhaps she only did it to brighten
me up and prevent me from taking hold.
This was my first adventure and also my
first acquaintance with the water. From
that day, I often ventured into the
river and in the end became so good a
swimmer that there were few dogs in
Canainville who could surpass me in
strength and dexterity afloat. Many
moons came and passed away, and I was
getting a big dog. My appetite grew with
my size, and as there was little to eat
at home, I was forced to wander through
the streets to look after stray bones.
But I was not the only animal employed,
thus hunting for a livelihood, and the
bits scattered about the streets being
very few and small, some of us, as may
be imagined, got scanty dinners. There
was such quarreling and fighting also
for the possession of every morsel that
if you were not willing to let go any
piece you had seized upon, you were
certain to have half a dozen curs upon
your back to force you to do so. And the
poor weakly dog whose only hope of a
meal lay in what he might pick up ran a
sad chance of being starved.
One of the fiercest fights I have ever
been engaged in occurred upon one of
these occasions. I had had no breakfast,
and it was already past the hour when
the rich dogs of Painville were used to
dine. Hungry and disconsulate, I was
trotting slowly past the large house,
when a side door opened, and a servant
jerked a piece of meat into the road. In
the greatest joy, I pounced upon the
prize, but not so quickly. that two
ragged curs who were no doubt as hungry
as myself managed to rush to the spot in
time to get hold of the other end of it.
Then came a struggle for the dainty and
those who do not know how hard dogs will
fight for their dinner when they have
had no breakfast should have been there
to learn the lesson. After giving and
receiving many severe bites, the two
dogs walked off. Perhaps they did not
think the meat was worth the trouble of
contending for any longer, and I was
left to enjoy my meal in peace. I had
scarcely, however, squatted down with
the morsel between my paws. Then a
miserable little puppy, who seemed as if
he had had neither dinner nor breakfast
for the last week, came and sat himself
at a little distance from me, and
without saying a word, brushed the
pebbles about with his ragged tail,
licked his chops, and blinked his little
eyes at me so hopefully that, hungry as
I was, I could not begin my meat. As I
looked at him, I observed two tears
gather at the side of his nose and grow
bigger and bigger until they would no
longer stop there, but tumbled on to the
ground. I could bear it no longer. I do
not know even now what ailed me, but my
own eyes grew so dim that there seemed a
mist before them, which prevented my
seeing anything plainly. I started up
and pushing to the poor wealth the piece
of meat which had cost me three new
rents in my coat and a split ear, I
trotted slowly away. I stopped at the
corner to see whether he appeared to
enjoy it, and partly to watch that no
other dog should take it from him. The
road was quite clear, and the poor pup
quite lost in the unusual treat of a
good meal. So I took my way homewards
with an empty stomach but a full heart.
I was so pleased to see that little
fellow enjoy his dinner so thoroughly.
This sort of life wherein one was
compelled either to fight for every bit
one could get to eat or go without food
altogether became at last so tiresome to
me that I set about for some other means
of providing for my wants. Could not
understand how the old doggus used to
manage. But though she never had
anything to give me, she did not seem to
be without food herself. She was getting
so much more cross and quarrelome,
perhaps on account of her age and
infirmities, that I now saw but little
of her, as I often on a fine night
preferred curling myself up under a
doorway or beneath a tree, to returning
to the kennel and listening to her
feeble growls. She never seemed to want
me there, so I had less difficulty in
keeping away from her. Chance assisted
me in the choice of my new attempt at
getting a living. I was walking along
one of the narrow streets of Painville
when I was stopped by an old dog who was
known to be very rich and very miserly.
He had lately invented a novel kind of
match for lighting pipes and cigars
which he called a firefly, the
composition of which was so dangerous
that it had already caused a good deal
of damage in the town from its
exploding. and he wanted some active
young dogs to dispose of his wares to
the passers by according to the custom
of Tainville. As he expected a good deal
of opposition from the vendors of a
rival article, it was necessary to make
choice of such agents, as would not be
easily turned from their purpose for
fear of an odd bite or two. I suppose he
thought I was well fitted for the object
he had in view. I was very poor, one
good reason for his employing me, as I
would be contented with little. I was
strong and should therefore be able to
get through the work. I was willing and
bore a reputation for honesty, all
sufficient causes for old Philly, that
was his name, to stop me this fine
morning and propose my entering his
service. Terms are easily arranged where
both parties are willing to come to an
agreement. After being regailed with a
moldy bone and dressed out in an old
suit of clothes belonging to my new
master, which in spite of a great hole
in one of the knees, I was not a little
proud of. With a bundle of wares under
my arm and a box of the famous fireflies
in my paw, I began my commercial career.
But alas, either the good dogs of
Canainville were little disposed to
speculate that day, or I was very
awkward in my occupation. But no one
seemed willing to make a trial of my
fireflies. In vain, I used the most
enticing words to set off my goods, even
going so far as to say that cigars
lighted with these matches would have a
very fine flavor, and could not possibly
go out.
This, I said, on the authority of my
employer, who assured me of the fact,
was of no use. Not a single firefly
blazed in consequence, and I began to
fear that I was not destined to make my
fortune as a match seller. At length
there came sweeping down the street a
party which had once attracted me, and I
resolved to use my best efforts to
dispose at least of one of my boxes, if
it were only to convince my master that
I had done my best. The principal animal
of the group was a lady doggus,
beautifully dressed with sufficient
stuff in her gown to cover a dozen
ordinary dogs, a large muff to keep her
paws from the cold, and a very open
bonnet with a garden full of flowers
around her face, which, in spite of her
rich clothes, I did not think a very
pretty one. A little behind her was
another doggist, not quite so superbly
dressed, holding a puppy by the paw. It
was very certain that they were great
animals, for two or three dogs they had
just passed had taken off their hats as
they went by, and then put their noses
together as if they were saying
something about them.
I drew near, and for the first time in
my life, was timid and abashed. The fine
clothes, no doubt, had something to do
with making me feel so, but I was still
very young. Taking courage, I went on
tiptoe to the great lady and begged her
to buy a box of fireflies of a poor dog
who had no other means of gaining his
bread. Now, you must know that these
matches had not a pleasant smell. Few
matches have, but as they were shut up
in the box, the odor could not have been
very sensible. However, when I held up
the article towards her lady ship, she
put her paw to her nose, as though to
shut out the odor, uttered a low howl,
and though big enough and strong enough
to have sent me head over heels with a
single blow, seemed on the point of
falling to the ground. But at the
instant, two male servants, whom I had
not seen, ran to her assistance, while
I, who was the innocent cause of all of
this commotion, stood like a silly dog
that I was, with my box in the air and
my mouth wide open, wondering what it
all meant. I was not suffered to remain
long in ignorance.
for the two hounds in livery turning to
me so belabored my poor bat that I
thought at first my bones were broken
while the young puppy who it appears was
her lady ship's youngest son running
behind me while I was in this condition
my tail such a pull as to cause me the
greatest pain then left me in the middle
of the road to reflect on my ill success
in trade and gather up my stock as best
I could. I do not know what it was which
made me so anxious to learn the name and
rank of the Lady Dogus, who had been the
cause of my severe punishment, but I
eagerly inquired of a kind mongrel who
stopped to help me collect my scattered
goods, if he knew anything about her. He
said she was called Lady Bull, that her
husband, Sir John Bull, had made a large
fortune somehow, and that they
[clears throat] lived in a splendid
house, had about 30 puppies, little and
big, and had plenty of servants, and
spent a great deal of money. He could
hardly imagine, he said, that it was the
odor of the fireflies which had
occasioned me to be knocked down for
upsetting her ladies ship, as she had
been a butcher's daughter, and was used
to queer smells, unless her nose had
perhaps got more delicate with her
change of position. He said much more
about her and her peculiarities than I
either remember or care to repeat. But
imagining he had some private reasons
for saying what he did, I thanked him
for his trouble and bid him good day.
Whatever the cause of my failure, it
seemed that I was not fitted for the
match business. At all events, the
experience of that morning did not
encourage me sufficiently to proceed. So
returning the unsold fireflies to old
Philly, I made him a present of the time
I had already spent in his service, and
with a thoughtful face and aching bones,
took my way towards the kennel by the
wateride.
Changes.
The sun was going down as I came in
sight of the river and the row of four
kennels which stood on the bank, many of
them, like our own projecting half over
the water. I could not help wondering at
the pretty effect they made at a
distance, with the blue river dancing
gay by their side, the large trees of
the wood on the opposite bank waving in
beauty, and the brilliant sun changing
everything that his rays fell upon into
gold. He made the poor kennels look so
splendid for the time that no one would
have thought the animals who lived in
them could ever be poor or unhappy. But
when the rich light was gone, gone with
the sun, which made it to some other
land, it seemed as if the whole place
was changed. The trees shivered as
though a cold wind was stirring them.
The river ran dark and sullenly by the
poor houses, and the houses themselves
looked more wretched, I thought, than
they had ever appeared before. Yet
somehow they were more homelike in their
dismal state than when they had a golden
roof and purple sides. So resuming my
walk, for I had stopped to admire the
pretty picture, I soon came near the
door. It was open as usual, but what was
not usual was to hear other sounds from
within than the voice of the old doggus
making ceaseless moans. Now it seemed as
if all the dogguses of the neighborhood
had met in the poor hut to pass the
evening, for there was such confusion of
tongues and such a rustling sound, as
told me before I peeped inside, that
there was a large party got together,
and that tails were wagging at a fearful
rate. When I stood before the open door,
all the scene broke upon me. On her bed
of straw, evidently at the point of
death, lay my poor doggus. Her eyes had
almost lost their fierce expression, and
were becoming fixed and glassy. A slight
trimmer in her legs, and movement of her
stumpy tail were all that told she was
yet living. Not even her breast was seen
to heave. I had not much reason to bear
love to the old creature for any
kindness she had ever shown me, but this
sight overcame me at once.
Springing to her aid, and upsetting half
a dozen of the gossips by the movement,
I laid my paw on hers, and involuntarily
raising my head in the air, I sent forth
a howl which shook the rotten timbers of
the old kennel, and so frightened the
assembled party as to make them scamper
out of the place like mad things. The
sound even called back the departing
senses of the dying doggus. She drew me
to her with her paws and made an effort
to lick me. The action quite melted me.
I put down my head to hers and felt a
singular pleasure mixed with grief
whilst I licked and caressed her. I
could not help thinking then, as I have
often thought since, of how much
happiness we had lost by not being more
indulgent to each other's faults,
forgiving and loving one another. She
also seemed to be of this opinion, if I
might judge by the grateful look and
passive manner in which she received my
attentions. Perhaps the mere approach of
her end gave a softness to her nature,
which was unusual to her. It is not
unlikely, but of a certainty I never
felt before, how much I was losing, as
when I saw that poor doggus' life thus
ebbing away.
Night had come on while I sat watching
by her side. Everything about the single
room had become more and more indistinct
until all objects were alike blended in
the darkness. I could no longer
distinguish the shape of my companion,
and but that I knew she was there, I
could have thought myself alone. The
wind had fallen. The water seemed to run
more gently than it was want to do, and
the noises which generally make
themselves heard in the streets of
Canainville, appeared to be singularly
quieted. But once only at another period
of my life, which I shall speak of in
its proper place, do I ever remember to
have been so struck by the silence, and
to have felt myself so entirely alone.
The moon appeared to rise quicker that
night, as though it pied the poor
forlororn dog. It peeped over an
opposite house, and directly after,
shone coldly but kindly through the open
door. At least its light seemed to come
like the visit of a friend, in spite of
it showing me what I feared, that I was
indeed alone in the world. My poor
doggas had died in the darkness between
the setting of the sun and the moon's
rise. I was sure that she was dead. Yet
I howled no more. My grief was very
great, for it is a sad, sad thing when
you are young to find you are without
friends. Perhaps sadder when you are
old, but that I fortunately do not
myself know. For I am old and have many
friends. I recollect putting my nose
between my paws and lying at full length
on the floor, waiting till the bright
sun should come again, and thinking of
my forlorn condition. I must have slept
in dream, yet I thought I was still in
the old kennel with the dead dog by my
side, but everything seemed to have
found a voice and to be saying kind
things to me.
The river, as it ran and shook the
supports of the old kennel, appeared to
cry out in a rough but gay tone, "Job!
Job, my dog! Cheer up! Cheer up! The
world is before you! Job! Cheer up!
Cheer up!" The light wind that was
coming by that way stopped to speak to
me as it passed. It flew around the
little room and whispered as it went,
"Poor dog! Poor dog! You are very
lonely, but the good need not be so. The
good may have friends, dear Job, however
poor.
The trees, as they waved their heads,
sent kindly words across the water that
made their way to my heart right through
the cheeks of the old cabin. And when
morning broke and a bright sky smiled
beautifully upon the streets of
Canainville, I woke up, sad indeed, but
full of hope.
Some ragged currs arrived and carried
the old dog away. She was very heavy,
and they were forced to use all their
strength. I saw her cast into the water,
which she disliked so much alive. I
watched her floating form until the
rapid current bore it into the wood, and
I stayed sitting on the brink of the
river, wondering where it would reach at
last, and what sort of places must lie
beyond the trees. I had an idea in my
own mind that the sun rested there all
night, only I could not imagine how it
came up again in the morning in quite an
opposite quarter. But then, I was such a
young and ignorant puppy.
After thinking about this and a good
many other matters of no importance to
my story, I got upon my legs and trotted
gently along the bank towards a part of
the city which I did not remember to
have seen before. The houses were very
few, but they were large and handsome,
and all had pretty gardens in nice
order, with flowers which smelled so
sweet that I thought the dogs, who could
always enjoy such advantages, must be
very happy. But one of the houses,
larger than all the rest, very much
struck me, for I had never an idea of
such a splendid place being in Canville.
It was upon a little hill that stood at
some distance from the river, and the
ground, which sloped down from the house
into the water, was covered with such
beautiful grass, that it made one long
to nibble and roll upon it. While I was
quietly looking at this charming scene,
I was startled by a loud noise of
barking and howling higher up the river,
and a confused sound, as if a great many
dogs were assembled at one place, all
calling out together. I ran at once in
the direction of the hubba, partly out
of curiosity, and in part from some
other motive, perhaps the notion of
being able to render some help.
A little before me, the river had a
sudden bend, and the bank rose high,
which prevented me seeing the cause of
the noise. But when I reached the top,
the whole scene was before me. On my
side of the river, a great crowd had
assembled, who were looking intently
upon something in the water, and on the
opposite bank there was a complete
stream of dogs running down to the hill
which belonged to the beautiful house I
had been admiring. Every dog, as he ran,
seemed to be trying to make as much
noise as he could, and those I spoke to
were barking so loudly and jumping about
in such a way that I could at first get
no explanation of what was the matter.
At last I saw that the struggling object
in the water was a young puppy which
seemed very nicely dressed. And at the
same moment the mongrel who had helped
me to pick up my matches the day before
came alongside of me and said, "Ah,
young firefly, how are you? Isn't this a
game? That old lady bull who got you
such a drubbing yesterday is in a pretty
mess. Her 32nd pup has just tumbled into
the water and will certainly be drowned.
Isn't she making a fuss? Just look.
One rapid glance showed me the grand
lady he spoke of, howling most fearfully
on the other side of the stream, while
two pups, about the same size as the one
in the water, and a stout dog, who
looked like the papa, were sometimes
catching hold of her and then running
about not knowing what to do. I thought
no longer. I threw off my overcoat and
running to a higher part of the bank,
leaped into the water, the mongrel's
voice calling after me. What are you
going to do? Don't you know it's the son
of the old doggus who had you beat so
soundly? Look at your shoulder where the
hair has been knocked off with the
blows.
Without paying the least attention to
these words, which I could not help
hearing since they were called out so
loudly, I used all my strength to reach
the poor little pup, who, tired with his
efforts to help himself, had already
floated onto his back, while his tiny
legs and paws were moving feebly in the
air. I reached him after a few more
efforts, and seizing his clothes with my
teeth, I got his head above the water,
and swam with my load slowly towards the
bank.
As I got nearer, I could see Lady Bull,
still superbly dressed, but without her
bonnet, throw up her paws and nose
toward the sky and fall back into the
arms of her husband, while the two pups
by her side expressed their feelings in
different ways, for one stuffed his
little fists into his eyes, and the
other waved his cap in the air, and
broke forth into a succession of
infantile bow wows.
On reaching the bank, I placed my load
at the feet of his poor mother, who
threw herself by his side, and hugged
him to her breast, in a way which proved
how much tenderness was under those fine
clothes and affected manners. The others
stood around her, uttering low moans of
sympathy, and I, seeing all so engaged
and taken up with the recovered dog,
quietly, and as I thought, unseen by
all, slid back into the water, and
permitted myself to be carried by the
current down the river. I crawled out at
some short distance from the spot where
this scene had taken place and threw
myself onto the grass in order to rest
from my fatigue and allow the warm sun
to dry my saturated clothes. What I felt
I can scarce describe, although I
remember so distinctly everything
connected with that morning. My
principal sensation was that of savage
joy to think I had saved the son of the
doggus, who had caused me such unkind
treatment. I was cruel enough, I am
sorry to say, to figure to myself her
pain at receiving such a favor from me,
but that idea soon passed away on
reflecting that perhaps she would not
even know to whom she owed her son's
escape from death. In the midst of my
ruminations, a light step behind me
caused me to raise my head. I was
positively startled at the beautiful
object which I beheld. It was a lady
puppy about my own age, but so small in
size, and with such an innocent, sweet
look, that she seemed much younger. Her
dress was of the richest kind, and her
bonnet, which had fallen back from her
head, showed her glossy dark hair and
drooping ears that hung gracefully
beside her cheeks. Poorly as I was
dressed, and wet as I still was from my
bath, she sat herself beside me, and
putting her little soft paw upon my
shoulder, said with a smile, "Ah, Job,
for I know that's your name, "Did you
think you could get off so quietly
without anyone seeing you or stopping
you, or saying one single thank you,
Job, for being such a good, noble dog as
you are?"
Did you think there was not one sharp
eye in Canainville to watch the savior,
but that all were fixed upon the saved?
That every tongue was so engaged in
sympathizing with the mother that not
one was left to praise the brave. If you
thought this, dear Job, you did me and
others wrong, great wrong. There are
some dogs at least who may forget an
injury, but who never [clears throat]
forget a noble action. and I have too
great a love for my species to let you
think so. I shall see you again, dear
Job, though I must leave you now. I
should be blamed if it were known that I
came to talk to you as I have done, but
I could not help it. I could not let you
believe that a noble heart was not
understood in Canville. I do do not
forget the name of Fida."
She stooped down, and for a moment her
silky hair waved on my rough cheek,
while her soft tongue gently licked my
face. Before I could open my mouth in
reply, before indeed I had recovered
from my surprise, and the admiration
which this beautiful creature caused me,
she was gone. I sprang onto my legs to
observe which way she went, but not a
trace of her could I see, and I thought
it would not be proper to follow her.
When I felt certain of being alone, I
could hardly restrain my feelings. I
threw myself on my back. I rolled upon
the grass. I turned head over heels in
the boisterousness of my spirit, and
then gambled around and around like a
mad thing. Did I believe all the
flattering praises which the lovely pha
had bestowed on me? I might perhaps have
done so then, and in my inexperience
might have fancied that I was quite a
hero. Time has taught me another lesson.
It has impressed upon me the truth that
when we do our duty, we do only what
should be expected of every dog, only
what every dog ought to do. Of the two,
Fida had done the nobler action. She had
shown not only a promptness to feel what
she considered good, but she had had the
courage to say so in private to the
doer, although he was of the poorest,
and she of the richest class of
Canainville society. In saving the
little pup's life, I had risked nothing.
I knew my strength, and felt certain I
could bring him safely to the shore, if
I had not tried to save the poor little
fellow, which should have been in part
guilty of his death. But she, in
bestowing secret praise and
encouragement upon a poor dog who had no
friends to admire her for so doing,
while her action would perhaps bring
blame upon her from her proud friends,
did that which was truly good and noble.
The thought of returning to my solitary
home after the sad scene of the night
before, and particularly after the new
feelings just excited, was not a
pleasant one. The bright sky and fresh
air seemed to suit me better than the
black walls and the smell of damp straw.
Resolving in my mind, however, to leave
it as soon as possible, I recrossed the
river and with a slower step than usual
took the road which led me thither.
End of section one.
Section two of The Adventures of a Dog
and a Good Dog Too by Alfred Elves. This
LibriVox recording is in the public
domain. Recorded by Allison Hester.
Ups and Downs.
I should not probably have spoken of
these last incidents in my life, as the
relation of them savors rather too much
of vanity, but for certain results of
the highest importance to my future
fortunes. When I reached the old kennel,
I found, waiting my return, two terrier
dogs in livery, with bull's heads
grinning from such a quantity of buttons
upon their lace coats that it was quite
startling. They brought a polite message
from Sir John and Lady Bull, begging me
to call upon them without delay. As the
servants had orders to show me the road,
we set off at once. I was very silent on
the journey, for my companions were so
splendidly dressed that I could not help
thinking they must be very superior dogs
indeed. And I was rather surprised when
they spoke to each other to find that
they talked just like any other animals,
and a good deal more commonly than many
that I knew. But such is the effect of
fine clothes upon those who know no
better. We soon reached the grounds of
the mansion, having crossed the river in
a boat that was waiting for us. And
after passing through a garden more
beautiful than my poor dog's brain ever
imagined, we at last stood before the
house itself. I need not describe to
you, who know the place so well, the
vastness of the building, or the
splendor of its appearance. What struck
me more even than the palace was the
number of servants and the richness of
their clothes. Each of them seemed fine
enough to be the master of the place,
and appeared really to think so, if I
could judge by the way they strutdded
about, and the look they gave at my poor
apparel. I was much abashed at first to
find myself in such a company and make
so miserable a figure, but I was
consoled with the thought that not one
of them that morning had ventured, in
spite of his eating his master's meat
and living in his master's house, to
plunge into the water to save his
master's son. Silly dog that I was, it
did not enter my head at the time to
inquire whether any of them had learned
to swim. If the outside of the mansion
had surprised me by its beauty, the
interior appeared, of course, much more
extraordinary to my ignorant mind.
Everything I was unusful,
and if I had not been restrained by the
presence of such great dogs, I should
have sometimes laughed outright, and at
others broken forth into expressions of
surprise. The stout Sir John Bull was
standing in the middle of the room when
I entered it, while the stouter lady
bull was lying on a kind of sofa that
seemed quite to sink beneath her weight.
I found out afterwards that it was the
softness of the sofa which made it
appear so. for sitting on it myself. At
my lady's request, I jumped up in the
greatest alarm on finding the heaviest
part of my body sink lower and lower
down and my tail come flapping into my
face. Sir John and Lady Bull now thanked
me very warmly for what I had done, and
said a great many things which it is not
worthwhile to repeat. I remember they
were very pleasing to me then, but I am
sure cannot be interesting to you now.
After their thanks, Sir John began to
talk to me about myself, about my
parents, my wishes, what I intended to
do, and what were my means. To his great
surprise, he learned that parents I had
none. That my only wishes were to desire
to do some good for myself and others
and earn my meat. that I had no notion
what I intended doing and had no means
whatever to do anything with. It may be
believed that I willingly accepted his
offer to watch over a portion of his
grounds to save them from the
depradations of thieves on condition of
my receiving good clothes, plenty of
food, and a comfortable house to live
in. It was now my turn to be thankful.
But although my heart was full at this
piece of good fortune, and I could think
of a great many things to say to show my
gratitude, not a single word could I
find to express it in, but stood before
them like a dumb dog, with only the wave
of my tail to explain my thanks. They
seemed, however, to understand it, and I
was at once ordered a complete suit of
clothes, and everything fitted for my
new position. I was also supplied with
the most abundant supper I had ever had
in my life and went to rest upon the
most delightful bed. So that before I
went to sleep, I do believe afterwards
too, I kept saying to myself, Job, Job,
you have surely got some other dog's
place. All this good luck can't be meant
for you. What have you done, Job, that
you should eat such meat and sleep on so
soft a bed and be spoken to so kindly?
Don't forget yourself, Job. There must
be some mistake.
But when I got up in the morning and
found a breakfast for me as nice as the
supper, and looked at my clothes, which,
if not so smart as some of the others,
were better and finer than any I could
ever have thought I should have worn, I
was at last convinced, and although I
was poor Job, and although I did not
perhaps deserve all the happiness I
felt, that it was not a dream, but real
plain truth. As it is so, I said again,
I must do my duty as well as I am able,
for that is the only way a poor dog like
me can show his gratitude.
After breakfast, I accompanied Sir John
to the place of my future home. A
quarter of an hour's walk brought us to
a gentle hill, which similar to the one
whereon the mansion itself was situated,
sloped downwards to the water. One or
two trees, like giant sentinels, stood
near the top, and behind them waved the
branches of scores more, while beyond,
for many a mile spread the dark mass of
the thick forest of which I have more
than once made mention. Nearly at the
foot of the hill, beneath a spreading
oak, was a cottage, a very picture of
peace and neatness. And as we paused,
Sir John pointed out the peculiarities
of the position and explained my duties.
It appeared that this part of his
grounds was noted for a delicate kind of
bird, much esteemed by himself and his
family, and which was induced to flock
there by regular feeding and the quiet
of the situation.
This fact was, however, perfectly well
known to others besides Sir John. And as
these others were just as fond of the
birds as himself, they were accustomed
to pay nightly visits to the forbidden
ground and carry off many of the
plumpest foul. The wood was known to
shelter many a wandering fox, who,
although dwelling so near the city,
could not be prevailed on to abandon
their roguish habits and live in a
civilized manner.
These birds were particularly to their
taste, and it required the greatest
agility to keep off the cunning
invaders. For though they had no great
courage and would not attempt to resist
a bold dog, they frequently succeeded in
eluding all vigilance and getting off
with their booty. off into a stray curr,
sometimes two or three together, from
the lowest classes of the population,
would when moved by hunger, make a
descent on the preserves, and battles of
a fierce character not seldom occurred.
For unlike the foxes, they were never
unwilling to fight, but showed the
utmost ferocity when attacked, and were
often the aggressors. But those were not
all. The grounds were exactly opposite
that part of the city of Canainville
known as the muse and occupied by the
cat population who have a general
affection for most birds and held these
preserved ones in particular esteem.
Fortunately, the water that interposed
was a formidable barrier for the feline
visitors as few like to wet
their feet. But by some means or other
they frequently found their way across,
and by their dexterity, swiftness, and
the quiet of their movements, committed
terrible ravages among the birds. When
Sir John had told me all this, he led
the way down the hill to the small house
under the tree. It had two rooms with a
kennel at the back. The front room was
the parlor, and I thought few places
could have been so neat and pretty. The
back was the sleeping room, and the
windows of both looked out upon this
soft grass and trees, and showed a fine
view of the river. "This," said Sir
John, "is your house, and I hope you
will be happy in it yourself, and be of
service to me. You will not be alone,
for there," pointing to the kennel at
the back, sleeps an old servant of the
family who will assist you in your
duties." He then called out, "Nip!" when
a rumbling noise was heard from the
kennel, and directly after, a lame hound
came hopping round to the door. The
sight of this old fellow was not
pleasant at first, for his hair was a
grizzly brown, and his head partly bald.
His eyes were sunk, and indeed almost
hidden beneath his bushy brows, and his
cheeks hung down below his mouth, and
shook with every step he took. I soon
found out that he was as singular in his
manners as in his looks, and had such a
dislike to talking, that it was a rare
thing for him to say more than two or
three words at one time. Sir John told
him who I was, and desired him to obey
my orders, commanded us both to be good
friends, and not quarrel, as strange
dogs were rather apt to do, and after
some more advice, left us to ourselves.
I, in a perfect dream of wonderment, and
Nip sitting winking at me in a way that
I thought more funny than agreeable.
After we had sat looking at one another
for some time, I said, just to break the
silence, which was becoming tiresome. A
pretty place this, Nit.
Have you been here long? I asked. Think
so, said Ned. All alone, I inquired.
Almost, Nip replied.
Much work to do, eh? I asked. The only
answer Nip gave to this was by winking
first one eye and then the other, and
making his cheeks rise and fall in a way
so droll that I could not help laughing
at which Nip seemed to take offense, for
without waiting for any further
questions he hopped out of the room, and
I saw him soon after crawling softly up
the hill, as if on the lookout for some
of the thieves Sir John had spoken of. I
too went off upon the watch. I took my
way along the bank. I glided among the
bushes, ran after a young fox, whose
sharp nose I spied pointed up a tree,
but without catching him, and finally
returned to my new home by the opposite
direction. Nip came in shortly after,
and we sat down to our dinner. Although
this portion of my life was perhaps the
happiest I have ever known, it has few
events worth relating. The stormy
scenes, which are so painful to the dog
who suffers them, are those which are
most interesting to the hearer, while
the quiet days that glide peacefully
away are so like each other that an
account of one of them is a description
of many. A few hours can be so full of
action as to require volumes to describe
them properly, and the history of whole
years can be written on a single page.
I tried as I became fixed in my new
position to do what I had resolved when
I entered it, namely my duty. I think I
succeeded. I certainly obtained my
master's praise, and sometimes my own,
for I had a habit of talking to myself,
as Nip so rarely opened his mouth, and
would praise or blame myself just as I
thought I deserved it. I am afraid I was
not always just, but too often said,
"Well done, Job." That's right, Job.
When I ought to have called out, "You're
wrong, Job. You ought to feel, Job, that
you're wrong." It is not so easy a thing
to be just, even to ourselves.
One good lesson I learned in that little
cottage, which has been of use to me all
through my life, and that was to be very
careful about judging dogs by their
looks. There was old Nip. When I first
saw him, I thought I had never beheld
such an ugly fellow in my life, and
could not imagine how anything good was
to be expected from so cross a ragged
old hound. And yet nothing could be more
beautiful, more lovable than dear old Ny
when you came to know him well. All the
misfortunes he had suffered, all the
knocks he had received in passing
through the world seemed to have made
his heart more tender, and he was so
entirely good-natured that in all the
time we were together, I never heard him
say an unkind thing of a living or dead
animal. I believe his very silence was
caused by the goodness of his
disposition. For as he could not help
seeing things he did not like but could
not alter, he preferred holding his
tongue to saying what could not be
agreeable. Dear, dear nip, if ever it
should be resolved to erect a statue of
goodness in the public place of
Canainville, they ought to take you for
a model. You would not be so pleasant to
look on as many finer dogs. But when
once known, your image would be loved,
dear Nip, as I learned to love the
rugged original.
It can be of no interest to you to hear
the many fights we had in protecting the
property of our master during the first
few moons after my arrival. Almost every
night we were put in danger of lives,
for the Kurs came in such large numbers
that there was a chance of our being
pulled to pieces in the struggle. Yet we
kept steady watch, and after a time,
finding, I suppose, that we were never
sleeping at our post, and that our
courage rose with every fresh attack,
the thieves gradually gave up open war,
and only sought to entrap the birds by
artifice, and like the foxes and cats,
came sneaking into the grounds, and
trusted to the swiftness of their legs
rather than the sharpness of their teeth
when Nepai caught sight of them.
And thus a long long time passed away. I
had meanwhile grown to my full size and
was very strong and active. Not so stout
as I have gotten these later years when
my toes sometimes ate with the weight
which rests on them, but robust and
agile and as calmly I believe as most
dogs of my age and descent.
The uniformity of my life, which I have
spoken of as making me so happy, was
interrupted only by incidents that did
not certainly cause me displeasure. I
renewed my acquaintance with Fida, no
longer little Fida, for she had grown to
be a beautiful lady dog. Our second
meeting was by chance, but we talked
like old friends. So much had our first
done to remove all stranges. I don't
think the next time we saw each other
was quite by accident. If I remember
rightly, it was not, and we often met
afterwards. We agreed that we should do
all we could to assist one another,
though what I could do for so rich and
clever a lady dog, I could not imagine,
although I made the promise very
willingly. On her part, she did for me
what I can never sufficiently repay. She
taught me to read. lending me books
containing strange stories of far off
countries and beautiful poetry written
by some deep dogs of the city. She
taught me to write and in order to
exercise me compose letters to herself
which Nip carried to her bringing me
back such answers as would astonish you.
For when you thought you had got to the
end, they began all over again in
another direction.
Besides these, she taught me to speak
and act properly in the way that well-
behaved dogs ought to, for I had been
used to the company of such low and poor
animals that it was not surprising if I
should make sad blunders in speech and
manners. I need not say that she taught
me to love herself, for that you will
guess I had done from the first day I
saw her when I was wet from my jump in
the river and she spoke to me such
flattering words. No, she could not
teach me more love for herself than I
already knew. That lesson had been
learned by heart and at a single
fitting.
Her peaceful days were drawing to a
close. Sir John died. Lady Bull lived on
for a short time longer. Many said when
she followed that she ate herself to
death, but I mentioned the rumor in
order to deny it, for I am sure it was
grief that killed her. It is a pity some
dogs will repeat everything they hear
without considering the mischief such
title may occasion, although it has been
asserted by many that in this case the
false intelligence came from the cat who
had no great affection for the poor lady
bull. Whatever the cause, she died, and
with her the employment of poor Nip and
myself. The young bulls who came into
possession of the estate sold the
preserves to a stranger. And as the new
proprietor intended killing off the
birds, and did not require keepers,
there being no longer anything for them
to do, we were turned upon the world.
The news came upon us so suddenly that
we were quite unprepared for it, and we
were, besides, so far from being rich,
that it was a rather serious matter to
find out how we should live until we
could get some other occupation.
I was not troubled for myself, for
though I had been used to a good feeding
lately, I did not forget the time when I
was often forced to go the whole day
with scarce a bit to eat. But the
thought of how poor old Nip would manage
gave me some pain. Having bitad due to
the peaceful cottage where we had spent
such happy times, we left the green
fields and pleasant trees and proceeded
to the town, where, after some
difficulty, we found a humble little
house which suited our change of
fortune. Here we began seriously to muse
over what we should do. I proposed
making a fairy boat of my back, and
stationing myself at the wateride near
the muse, swim across the river with
such cats as required to go over, and
did not like to walk as far as where the
boat was accustomed to be. By these
means I calculated on making enough
money to keep us both comfortably. Nip
thought not. He said that the cats would
not trust me. Few cats ever did trust
the dogs. And then, though he did not
dislike cats, not at all, for he knew a
great many sensible cats, and very good
ones, too, he did not like the idea of
seeing his friend walked over by cats or
dogs or any other animal, stranger or
domestic. Besides, there were other
objections. Strong as I was, I could not
expect, if I made a boat of myself, that
I could go on and on without wanting
repair any more than a real boat. But
where was the carpenter to put me to
rights, or take out my rotten timbers
and put in fresh ones? No, that would
not do. We must think of something else.
It must not be imagined that Nip made
all this long speech in one breath or in
a dozen breaths. It took him a whole
morning to explain himself, even as
clearly as I have tried to do, and
perhaps I may still have written what he
did not quite intend, for his words came
out with a jump, one or two at a time,
and often so suddenly that it would have
startled a dog who was not used to his
manner. Nip himself made the next
proposal, and though I did not exactly
like it, there seemed so little choice
that I at once agreed to do my part in
the scheme. Nit was the son of a
butcher, and though he had followed the
trade but a short time himself, he was a
very good judge of meat. He therefore
explained that if I would undertake to
become the seller, he would purchase and
prepare the meat, and he thought he
could make it look nice enough to induce
the dogs to come and buy.
Our stock of money being very small, a
house shop was out of the question, so
there was no chance of getting customers
from the better class, a thing which I
regretted, as I had little taste for the
society of the vulgar. But again, as it
could not be helped, the only thing to
do was make the best of it. A
wheelbarrow was therefore bought by Nip
with what else was necessary to make me
a complete walking butcher, and having
gotten a stock of meat the day before.
Nip cut and contrived and shaped and
skewed in so quiet and business-like a
way as proved he knew perfectly well
what he was about. With early morning,
after Nip had arranged my dress with the
same care as he had bestowed upon the
barrow and its contents, I wheeled my
shop into the street, and amid a great
many winks of satisfaction from my dear
old friend, I went trudging along,
bringing many a dog to the windows of
the little houses by my loud cry of
meat,
fresh meat,
as I was strange in my new business and
did not feel quite at ease. I fancied
every dog I met, and every eye that
peeped from door and casement stared at
me in a particular manner, as if they
knew I was playing my part for the first
time, and were watching to see how I did
it. The looks that were cast at my meat
were all I thought intended for me. And
when a little puppy leared suspiciously
at the wheelbarrow as he was crossing
the road, no doubt to see that it did
not run over him, I could only imagine
that he was thinking of the strange
figure I made and my awkward attempt at
getting a living. Feelings like these no
doubt alarm every new beginner, but time
and habit, if they do not reconcile us
to our lot, will make it at least easier
to perform. And thus, after some 2 hours
journeying through the narrow lanes of
Canainville, I did what my business
required of me with more assurance than
when I first set out. One thing,
however, was very distasteful to me, and
I could so little bear to see it that I
even spoke of it aloud, and ran the risk
of offending some of my customers. I
mean, the way in which several of the
dogs devoured the meat after they had
bought it. You will think that when they
had purchased their food and paid for
it, they had a right to eat it as they
please. I confess it, nothing can be
more true. But still, my ideas had
changed so of late that it annoyed me
very much to see many of these Kurrs
living as they did in the most civilized
city in this part of the world, knowing
their meat as they held it on the ground
with their paws, and growling if anyone
came near as though there was no such
thing as a police in Canville.
I forgot when I was scolding these poor
dogs that perhaps they had never been
taught better and deserved pity rather
than blame. I forgot, too, that I had
myself behaved as they did before I had
been blessed with happier fortune, and
that even then, if I had looked into my
own conduct, I should have found many
things more worthy of censure than these
poor Kurrs mode of devouring their food.
The lane I was passing along was cut
across by a broad and open street, the
favorite prominade of the fashionable
Canville. There might be seen about
midday when the sun was shining, troops
of well-dressed dogs and a few superior
cats, some attended by servants, others
walking alone, and many in groups of two
or three, the male dogs smoking cigars,
the ladies busily talking while they
looked at and admired one another's
pretty dresses and bonnets. By the time
I had got thus far, I had become
tolerably used to my new work, and could
imagine that when the passers by cast
their eyes on my barrerow, their glances
had more to do with the meat than
myself. But I did not like the idea of
crossing the road where such grand dogs
were showing off their finery. After a
little inward conversation with myself,
which finished with my muttering between
my teeth, "Job, brother Job, I am
ashamed of you. Where is your courage,
brother Job? Go on, go on." I went on
without further delay.
I had got halfway across and was already
beginning to praise myself for the ease
with which I turned my barrerow in and
out of the crowd without running over
the toes of any of the puppies who were
far too much engaged to look after them
themselves when a dirty little curr
stopped me to buy a pinor of meat. I set
down my load just in time to avoid
upsetting a very fat and splendidly
dressed doggus, who must, if I had run
the wheel into her back, and it was very
near it, have gone head foremost into
the barren. This little incident made me
very hot, and I did not get cooler when
my customer squatted down in the midst
of the well-dressed crowd, and began
tearing his meat in the way I have
before described as being so unpleasant.
At the same moment, another dog by his
side, with a very ragged coat and queer
little face, held up his paw to ask for
a little bit, as he was very hungry.
Only a little bit. I should probably
have given him a morsel, as I remembered
the time when I wanted it as much as he
seems to, but for an unexpected meeting.
Turning my head at a rustling just
behind me, I saw a well-dressed dog with
a hat of the last fashion placed so
nicely on his head that it seemed to be
resting on the bridge of his nose. The
smoke from a cigar issuing gracefully
from his mouth, and his head kept in an
upright posture by a very stiff collar
which ran around the back of his neck
and entirely prevented his turning round
his head without a great deal of care
and deliberation, while a tuft of hair
curled nicely from beneath his chin and
gave a fine finish to the whole dog. But
though I have spoken of this Caneville
fashionable, it was not he who caused
the rustling noise, or who most
attracted my attention. Tripping beside
him, with her soft paw beneath his, was
a lady dog whose very dress told her
name, at least in my eyes, before I saw
her face. I felt sure it was Fida, and I
wished myself anywhere rather than in
front of that barrow with an ill-bred
curr at my feet, gnawing the pinor of
meat he had just bought of me. Before I
had time to catch up my load and depart,
a touch on my shoulder, so gentle that
it would not have hurt a fly, and yet
which made me tremble more than if it
had been the grip of a giant animal,
forced me again to turn. It was Fida, as
beautiful and as fresh as ever, who gave
me a sweet smile of recognition and
encouragement, as she passed with her
companion, and left me standing there as
stupid and uncomfortable, as if I had
been caught doing something wrong.
You will say it was very ridiculous in
me to feel so ashamed and disconcerted
at being seen by her or any other dog or
dogist in my common dress and following
an honest occupation. I do not deny it.
And in telling you these things, I have
no wish to spare myself. I have no
excuse to offer but only to relate
events and describe my feelings
precisely as they were.
End of section two.
Section three of The Adventures of a Dog
and A Good Dog Too by Alfred Elves. This
LibriVox recording is in the public
domain. Recorded by Allison Hester.
Section three, The Innation.
That evening, it seemed as if Nip and I
had changed characters. It was he who
did all the talking while I sat in a
corner full of thought and answered yes
or no to everything he said, and
sometimes in the wrong place, I am sure.
For once or twice he looked at me very
attentively, and winked in a way which
proved that he was puzzled by my manner.
The reason of his talkiveness was the
success I had attained in my first
morning's walk, for I had sold nearly
all the meat, and brought home a pocket
full of small money. The cause of my
silence was the unexpected meeting with
Fida, and the annoyance I felt at having
been seen by her in such a position.
This was the first time I had set eyes
on her for several days. When we left
our pretty country lodging, I wrote her
a letter, which Nip carried as usual, to
her house, but he was told that she had
gone on a visit to some friends at a
distance, but that the letter should be
given to her on her return. I had not,
therefore, been able to inform her of
what we had been compelled to do, as I
would have wished, but thus, without
preparation, quite unexpectedly, I had
been met by her in the public street,
acting the poor dog's butcher, with the
implements of my business before me, and
a dirty curr, growling and gnawing at
his dinner at my feet. What made the
matter more serious? for serious it
seemed to me, though I can but smile now
to think why such a thing should have
made me uncomfortable, was that the
whole scene had taken place in so open
apart, with so many grand and gay dogs
all around to be witnesses of my
confusion. I did not reflect that. Of
all the puppies who were strutting past,
there was probably not one who could
have remembered so common an event as
the passing of a butcher's barrow. And
if they looked at me at all, it was
doubtless, for no other reason than to
avoid running against my greasy coat and
spoiling their fine clothes. These
confessions will prove to you that I was
very far from being a wise dog, or even
a sensible one.
All the books I had read had as yet
served no other purpose than that of
feeding my vanity in making me believe I
was a very superior animal. And you may
learn from this incident that those who
wish to make a proper figure in the
world and play the part they are called
on to perform in a decent manner must
study their lesson in the world itself
by mingling with their fellows. For
books alone can no more teach such
knowledge than it can teach a dog to
swim without his going into the water.
Nip and I had our dinner, and when it
was over, my old friend went out to
procure a supply of meat for the next
day's business. I sat at the window with
my nose resting on the ledge, at times
watching some heavy clouds which were
rolling up the sky, as if to attend a
great meeting overhead. at another
moment looking at the currs in the
streets who were playing all sorts of
games which generally turned into a
fight and often staring at the house
opposite without seeing a single stone
in the wall but in their place fighters
and puppies with stiff collars and
barrerows with piles of meat ready cut
and skewered. I was awoke from this
daydream by the voice of an old but very
clean dog inquiring if my name was Mr.
Job. I answered that I was so called
when she drew from her pocket and gave
me a pink colored note which smelt like
a nice garden and even brought one to my
view as plainly as if it had suddenly
danced before me, and saying there was
no reply, returned by the way she had
come. I did not require to be told by
whom it was sent. I knew the writing too
well. The neat folding, the small but
clean address assured me that a lady's
paw had done it all and every word of
the direction.
Master Job in the little dog's street,
lower Canville,
Foke
to me of Fida, and it did not even need
the F in the corner to convince me of
that fact. With her permission, I here
give you the content.
My dear Job, I am sorry I was away from
home when your letter arrived, and would
have told you I was going, but that I
thought the news might cause you pain,
as I, by some mischievance, had got my
tail jammed in a door, and was forced to
leave home in order to visit a famous
doctor who lives at some distance. He
fortunately cured me after a few days
illness, and a tail wags now as freely
as ever, although it was very annoying
as well as ridiculous to see me walking
up and down the room with that wounded
member so wrapped up that it was as
thick as my whole body and was quite a
load to drag about. But dear Job, I do
not write this to talk about myself,
though I am forced to give you this
explanation of my silence. What I wish
to say is something about you. And to
begin, that you have always been a good,
kind dog, and listened to me patiently
when I have praised. You must now be
just as kind and good, and even more
patient, because I am going to scold.
Dear Joe, when I met you this morning in
your new dress and occupation, I had not
then read your letter. I had but just
returned and was taking a walk with my
brother, who had arrived from abroad
during my absence. I knew you at once,
in spite of your change of costume, and
though I did not particularly like the
business you had chosen, I felt certain
you had good reasons for having selected
it. But when I looked in your face,
instead of the smile of welcome which I
expected from you, I could read nothing
but shame, confusion, and annoyance.
Why, dear Job, why? If you were ashamed
of your occupation, why had you chosen
it? I suppose when you took it up, you
resolved to do your duty in it properly.
Then why feel shame because your friend
sees you as you must have thought she
would one day see you since the nature
of your business carries you into
different parts of the city. Dear Joe, I
feel certain and I would like you to be
equally sure that there is no need of
shame in following any business which is
honest and which can be carried on
without doing injury to others. It is
not the business, believe me, dear Joe,
which lowers a dog. He himself is alone
capable of lowering himself. One dog may
be truly good and noble, though he drive
a meat barrow about the streets, while
another may be a miserable mean animal,
though living in a palace and never
soiling his paws. I have a great deal
more to say, my dear Job, upon this
subject, but I must leave the rest till
I see you. I have already crossed and
recrossed my note, and it may be most
difficult to understand where I most
want to be clear. There is a nice open
space, however, in the corner, which I
seize on with pleasure, to write myself,
most distinctly, "Your friend, Fida."
A variety of feelings passed through my
mind as I read these lines, but they
were all lost in my wonder at Fida's
cleverness in being able to read my
face, as if it had been a book. I was
grateful to her for the good advice she
gave me, but now felt ashamed for having
been ashamed before.
The best way I thought to prove my
thankfulness would be to act openly and
naturally, as Fida had pointed out, for
I could not help confessing, as my eyes
looked again and again over her note,
that she was quite right, and that I had
acted like a very silly animal.
I was interrupted during my reflections
by the bursting of rain upon the house
roofs and the stream which rose from the
streets as large drops came faster and
faster down. I went to the door to look
for my old friend, but not a dog was to
be seen. I was surprised at the sight of
the sky where I had observed the clouds
rising a little while before. For now
those same clouds looked like big rocks
piled one above another, with patches of
light shining through great caverns. As
I stared eagerly down the street,
torrents of water poured from above,
which instead of diminishing, seemed to
be growing more terrible every moment. I
had never seen so fearful a storm. It
did not appear like mere rain which was
falling. The water came down in broad
feet and changed the road into a river.
I got more and more anxious about old
Nip. It was getting dark, and I knew he
was not strong. My hope was that he had
taken shelter somewhere, but I could not
rest, for I was sure he would try and
get home, if only to quiet me. While
running in and out in my anxiety, the
water having meanwhile risen above the
seal of the door and poured into our
little house, where it was already above
my paws, I spied a dark figure crawling
along the street, and with great
difficulty making way against the
beating of the storm. I at once rushed
out, and swimming rather than running
towards the object, I found my poor
friend almost spent with fatigue, and
scarcely able to move, having a heavy
load to carry besides his own limbs,
which were not fit to battle with such a
tempest. I called up his package, and
assisting him as well as I was able, we
at length got to our cottage, though we
were forced to get upon the bench that
stood by the wall to keep our legs out
of the water. The rain had now become a
perfect deluge. A stream of water went
hissing down the street and rushed in
and out of houses as if they had been
bathed.
When Nick recovered breath, he told me
that terrible things were happening in
the parts of the city by the wateride.
The river had swollen so much that some
kennels had been carried away by the
current, and it was impossible to learn
how many poor dogs had been drowned.
This news made me jump again from the
bench where I had been sitting. "What is
it?" said Nip. "I'm going out, Nit,"
replied I. I must not be idle here when
I can perhaps be of use somewhere else.
That is true, said Nit. But Job, strong
as you are, the storm is stronger.
Yes, Nit, answered I, but there are dogs
weaker than myself who may require such
assistance as I can give them, and it is
not time for a dog to sit with his tail
curled around him when there are fellow
creatures who may want a helping call.
So goodbye, old friend. Try and go to
sleep. You have done your duty as long
as your strength let you. It is now for
me to do mine."
Without waiting for a reply, I rushed
out the door. It did not need much
exertion to get through our street, or
the next, or the next after that, for as
they all sloped downwards, the water
more than once took me off my legs and
carried me along. Bad as Nip's news had
been, I was not prepared for the
terrible scene which met my eyes when I
got near the river. The houses at the
lower part of the street I had reached,
had been swept away by the torrent, and
a crowd of shivering dogs stood looking
at the groaning river, as it rolled past
in great waves as white as milk, in
which black objects, either portions of
some kennel or articles of furniture,
were floating. Every now and then a howl
would break from a doggus in the crowd,
and a dead body was seen tossed about by
the angry water, and the same dollarous
cries might be heard from different
quarters, mixed up with the roar of the
river. While standing with a group of
three or four, steering with
astonishment at the frightful scene,
uncertain what to do, a howl was heard
from another direction, so piercing that
it made many of us run to learn the
cause. The pale light showed us that the
torrent had snapped the supports of a
house at some distance from the river's
bank, but which the swollen stream had
now reached, and carried away at least
half the building. By some curious
chance, the broken timbers had become
fixed for the moment in the boiling
water, which, angry at the obstruction,
was rushing around or flying completely
over them. And it was easy to see that
in a very short time the mass would be
swept away. Upon the timbers, thus
exposed, were three little pups, scarce
two months old, yelping most dismally as
they crouched together or crawled to the
edge of their wrath. While on the floor
of the ruin from which this side had
been torn away, was their poor mother,
whose fearful howl had attracted us
thither, and who was running from side
to side of the shattered hut as if she
was frantic.
Great as the danger was, I could not
bear to think the wretched mother should
see her little ones swallowed up by the
stormy water before her very eyes,
without a single attempt being made to
save them. Although I could scarcely
hope even to reach them in safety, and
in no case could bring more than one of
them to land, if I even got so far, I
resolved to make the trial. Better save
one, I thought, than let all die.
Holding my breath, I launched into the
current in the direction of the raft,
and soon found that I had not been wrong
in calculating the difficulties and
dangers of the undertaking. It was not
the water alone which made the peril so
great, though the eddies seemed at every
moment to be pulling me to the bottom,
but there were so many things rushing
along with the stream as to threaten to
crush me as they flew by. And had they
struck me, there is no doubt there would
have been an end of my adventures.
avoiding them all, though I know not
how, I was getting near the spot where
the little pups were crying for their
mother, when I felt myself caught in an
eddy and dragged beneath the water.
Without losing courage, but not allowing
myself to breathe, I made a strong
effort and at last got my head above the
surface again. But where was the raft?
Where were the helpless puppies?
All had gone. Not a trace was left to
tell where they had been. The river
foamed over the spot that had held them
for a time, and was now rushing along,
as if boasting of its strength. Seeing
my intentions thus defeated, I turned my
head towards the shore, resolving to
swim to land. To my surprise, I found
that I made no progress. I put out all
my strength. I fought with the water. I
threw myself forward. It was in vain. I
could not move a paw's breath against
the current. I turned to another point.
I again used every exertion. All was
useless. I felt my tired limbs sink
under me. I felt the stream sweeping me
away. My head turned round in the agony
of that moment, and I moaned aloud.
My strength was now gone. I could scarce
move a paw to keep my head down the
river. A dark object came near me. It
was a large piece of timber, probably a
portion of some ruined building. Fething
it as well as my weakness would permit
me, I laid my paws over the floating
wood, and dragging my body a little more
out of the water, got some rest from my
terrible labors. Where was I hurrying
to? I knew not. Every familiar object
must have been long past, but it was too
obscure to make out anything except the
angry torrent. On, on I went, in
darkness and in fear. Yes, great fear,
not of death, but a fear caused by the
strangeness of my position and the
uncertainty before me. on on till the
black shores seemed to fly from each
other and the river to grow and grow
until all land had disappeared and
nothing but the water met my aching
eyes. I closed them to shut out the
scene and tried to forget my misery. Had
I slept? And what was the loud noise
which startled me so that I had nearly
let go my hold? I roused myself. I
looked around. I was tossing up and down
with a regular motion, but could see
nothing clearly. I was no longer carried
forward so swiftly as before, but the
dim light prevented me making out the
place I was now in. Suddenly, a flash
broke from the black clouds, and for a
single moment shed a blue light over
everything.
What a spectacle. All around for miles
and miles and miles was nothing but
dancing water, like shining hills with
milky tops, but not a living creature
beside myself to keep me company or say
a kind word or listen to me when I spoke
or pity me when I moaned. Oh, who could
tell what I then felt, what I feared and
what I suffered? Alone. Alone.
When I think, as I often do now, of that
terrible scene, and figure to myself my
drenched body clinging to that piece of
timber, I seem to feel a strange pity
for the miserable dog thus left, as it
seemed, to die away from all his
fellows, without a friendly howl raised,
to show there was a single being to
regret his loss. And I cannot help at
such times murmuring to myself as if it
were some other animal, "Poor Job, poor
dog." I remember a dimness coming over
my eyes after I had beheld that world of
water. I have a faint recollection of
thinking of Fida, of poor Nip, of the
drowning puppies I had tried in vain to
save, of my passing through the streets
of Canainville with my meat barrow, and
wondering how I could have been so
foolish as to feel ashamed of doing so.
And then, and then I remember nothing
more.
End of section three.
Section four of the adventures of a dog
and a good dog too by Alfred Elves
recorded by Allison Hester.
Pains and pleasures.
When I again opened my eyes, after the
deep sleep which had fallen upon me,
morning was just breaking, and a gray
light was in the sky and on the clouds
which dotted it all over. As I looked
round, you may well think with hope and
anxiety, still nothing met my view but
the great world of water broken up into
a multitude of little hills. I now
understood that I was on the sea, where
I had been born by the rushing river,
that sea of which I had often read, but
which I could form no idea about till
this moment. The sad thought struck me
that I must stop there, tossed about by
the wind and beaten by the waves, until
I should die of hunger, or that spent
with fatigue, my limbs would refuse to
sustain me longer, and I should be
devoured by some of the monsters of the
deep, who were always on the watch for
prey. Such reflections did not help to
make my position more comfortable, and
it was painful enough in itself without
them. It was certain, however, that
complaint or sorrow could be of no
service, and might be just the contrary,
as the indulging in either would
probably prevent my doing what was
necessary to try to save myself should
an opportunity offer. The gray light, in
the meantime, had become warmer and
warmer in its tone, until the face of
every cloud towards the east was tinged
with gold. While I was admiring the
beautiful sight, for it was so beautiful
that it made me forget for a time my sad
position, my eyes were caught by the
shining arch of the rising sun, as it
sprang all of a sudden above the surface
of the sea. Oh, never shall I forget the
view. Between me and the brilliant orb
lay a pathway of gold, which rose and
fell and glittered, and got at last so
broad and dazzling that my eyes could
look at it no longer. I knew it was but
the sun's light upon the water, but it
looked so firm that I could almost fancy
I should be able to spring upon it, and
run on and on until I reached some
friendly country. But alas, there seemed
little chance of such a thing happening
as my ever reaching land again.
As the sun got high up and poured his
rays onto the sea, I began to feel a
craving for food, and though surrounded
with water, yet the want of some to
drink. When the thirst came upon me, I
at first lapped up a few drops of the
sea water with aidity. But I soon found
that it was not fit to drink, and that
the little I had taken only made my
thirst the greater. In the midst of my
suffering, a poor bird came fluttering
heavily along, as if his wings were
scarce able to support his weight. Every
little object was interesting to me just
then, and as I sat upon my piece of
timber, I looked up at the trembling
creature and began comparing his fate
with my own. Ah, Job, I said half aloud.
You thought perhaps that you were the
only unhappy being in the world. Look at
that poor fowl. There he is, far away
from land, from his home, from his
friends, perhaps his little ones, for
many birds have large families, with
tired wings, and not a piece of ground
as broad as his own tail for him to rest
upon. He must go on, fatigued though he
may be. For if he fall, nothing can
prevent his death. The water will pour
among his feathers, clog his wings, and
not only prevent him ever rising more
into the air, but pull him down until
his life is gone. So Job, badly off as
you are just now, there is another, as
you see, whose fate is worse? And who
shall say that in other places where
your eye cannot reach, there are not
others yet so very, very miserable, that
they would willingly, oh how willingly,
change places with you, or with that
poor fluttering bird.
This talk with myself quieted me for a
time, and I felt a certain joy when I
saw the bird slowly descend, and having
spied my uncomfortable boat, perch
heavily on the other end of it. He did
not do so until he had looked at me with
evident alarm, and worn out as he was,
and his heart beating as though it would
burst through his yellow coat, he still
kept his eyes fixed upon me, ready to
wing and resume his journey, wherever he
might be going, at the least motion I
should make. Time passed over in this
way, myself in the middle, and Dicky at
the end of the beam. We did not say a
word to each other, for, as I spoke no
other language but my own, and he seemed
about as clever as myself, we merely
talked with our eyes. A thought now came
into my head. My thirst returned, and I
felt very hungry. What if I should
suddenly dart on little Dicky and make a
meal of him? I did not consider at the
instant that by so doing I should be
acting a very base part. For Dicki had
placed confidence in me, and killing him
for trusting to my honor and eating him
because he was poor and unfortunate
would be neither a good return nor a
kind action. Luckily for Dicki, and even
for myself, although he was not able to
speak foreign languages, he could read
my meaning in my eyes. for when I turned
them slowly towards him just to see my
distance, he took alarm and rose into
the air with a swiftness which I envied.
I am sorry to say my only thought at
first was the having lost my dinner. But
as I watched him through the air, flying
on and on, until he diminished to a
misty speck, and then disappeared, my
better feelings came back to me and
said, "Oh, Job, I would not have
believed this of you." But, replied my
empty stomach, "I am so hungry. Without
food, I shall fall in and Job will die."
Let Job die," said my better self again
in a cold, firm tone. "Let Job rather
die than do what he would live to feel
ashamed of." As the day wore on, I began
to think that death could only relieve
me, and the thought was very, very
painful. Nothing before and around but
the salt waves, nothing above but the
blue sky and hot sun, not even a cloud
on which to rest my aching eyes. The
want of water which I could drink, was
now becoming terrible. When I thought of
it, my head began to turn. My brain
seemed to be on fire, and the public
basins of Canainville, where only the
lowest curs used to quench their thirst,
danced before me to add to my torture.
For I thought, though I despised them
once, how I could give treasures of gold
for one good draw at the worst of them
just then. There is naughty misfortune
happens to us from which we may not
derive good if our hearts are not quite
hardened and our minds not totally
impenetrable.
Great as my sufferings were during this
incident of my life, I learned from it
much that has been useful to me in after
years. But even if it had taught me no
other truth than that we should despise
nothing which is good and wholesome
merely because it is ordinary, I should
not have passed through those sad hours
in vain. We dogs are so apt when in
prosperity to pamper our appetites and
commonly speaking to turn up our noses
at simple food that we require from time
to time to be reminded on how little
canine life can be preserved. all have
not had the advantage of the lesson
which I was blessed with. For it was a
blessing, one that has so impressed
itself on my memory that sometimes when
I fancy I cannot eat anything that is
put before me because it is too much
done or not done enough or has some
other real or supposed defect, I say to
myself, Job, Job, what would you have
given for a tiny bit of the worst part
of it when you were at sea? And then I
take it at once and find it excellent.
As the sun got lower, clouds in the same
shape that had welcomed him in the
morning rose up from the sea as if to
show their pleasure at his return. He
sunk into the midst of them and
disappeared. And then the clouds came up
and covered all the sky. I suffered less
in the cool evening air and found with
pleasure that it was growing into a
breeze. My pleasure soon got greater
still, for with the wind I felt some
drops of rain. The first fell upon my
burning nose, but the idea of fresh
water was such a piece of good fortune
that I dared not give loose to my joy
until the drops began to fall thickly on
and around me, and there was a heavy
shower. I could scarcely give my rough
coat time to get thoroughly wet before I
began sucking at it. It was not nice at
first, being mixed with the salt spray
by which I was so often covered. But as
the rain still came down, the taste was
fresher every moment, and soon got most
delicious. I seemed to recover strength
as I licked my dripping breast and
shoulders. And though the evening
changed to dark night, and the rain was
followed by a strong wind, which got
more and more fierce, and appeared to
drive me and my friendly log over the
waves, as if we had been bits of straw,
I felt no fear, but clung to the timber,
and actually gave way to hope. I must
have slept again, for daylight was once
more in the sky when I uncloed my eyes.
Where was I now? My sight was dim, and
though I could see there was no longer
darkness, I could make out nothing else.
Was I still on the rolling water?
Purling not, for I felt no motion. I
passed my paw quickly across my eyes to
brush away the mist which covered them.
I roused myself. The beam of wood was
still beneath me, but my legs surely
touched the ground. My sight came back
to me and showed me true the sea
stretching on on in the distance, but
showed me also that I, oh joy, I had
reached the shore.
When my mind was able to believe the
truth, I sprang on to the solid land
with a cry which rings in my ears even
now. What though my weakness was so
great that I tumbled over onto the beach
and filled my mouth with sand? I could
have licked every blade of grass, every
stone in my ecstasy, and when forced to
lie down from inability to stand upon my
legs, I drove my paws into the earth and
held up portions to my face to convince
myself that I was indeed on shore. I did
not trouble myself much with questions
as to how I got there. I did not puzzle
my brain to inquire whether the wind,
which had risen the evening before, and
which I felt driving me on so freely,
had at length chased me to the land. All
I seemed to value was the fact that I
was indeed there, and all I could
persuade myself to say or think was the
single blessed word, saved.
I must have lained some time upon the
sand before I tried again to move. For
when I scrambled onto my legs, the sun
was high and hot, so hot that it had
completely dried my coat and made me
wish for shelter. Dragging myself with
some trouble to a mound of earth green
and sparkling with grass and flowers, I
managed to get on top of it, and when I
had recovered from the effort, for I was
very weak, looked about me with
curiosity to observe the place where I
had been thrown. The ground was level
close to where I stood, but at a little
distance it rose into the gentle grassy
hills with short bushes here and there,
and just peeping over them were the tops
of trees still farther off, with
mountains beyond, of curious forms and
rich blue color. While considering this
prospect, I suddenly observed an animal
on one of the hills coming towards me,
and I lay down at full length on the
grass to examine who he might be. As he
drew nearer, I was surprised at his form
and looked. I afterwards learned that he
was called an ape, and thought I had
never beheld so queer a being. He had a
stick in his right hand and a bundle in
his left, and kept his eyes fixed on the
ground as he was walking along. When he
was quite close, I rose again to ask him
where I could procure food and water, of
which I felt great want. The motion
startled him, and stepping back he took
his stick in both hands as if to protect
himself. The next moment he put it down,
and coming up to me, to my surprise,
addressed me in my own language by
inquiring how I came there. My
astonishment was so great at first that
I could not reply, and when I did speak,
it was to ask him how it happened that
he used my language. To this he answered
that he had been a great traveler in his
day and among other places had visited
my city where he had studied and been
treated kindly for a long time that he
loved dogs and should be only too happy
now to return some of the favors he had
received.
This speech opened my heart. But before
he would let me say more, he untied his
bundle and spread what it contained
before me. said, "There were several
savory morsels. You may believe I
devoured them with great appetite.
Indeed, I hope Mastero's opinion of
me was not formed from the greediness
with which I ate up his provisions."
After I had refreshed myself at a spring
of water, we sat down, and I told him my
story. He heard me patiently to the end,
when, after a pause, he exclaimed,
"Come, Job, come with me. A few days
rest will restore your strength, and you
can return to your own city. It is not a
long journey over land. With stout limbs
like those, you will soon be able to get
back and lick old Nip again.
I need not dwell upon this part of my
story, although I could fill many pages
with the narration of Master Exmo's
dwelling, and above all his kindness. He
kept me two or three days at his house
and would have detained me much longer.
But besides that, I was anxious to
return to Nip, I felt certain pains in
my limbs, which made me wish to get back
to Canville, as I did not like the idea
of troubling my good friend with the
care of a sick dog. He was so
kind-hearted, however, and showed me
such attention that I was afraid to say
anything about my aches, lest he should
insist on keeping me. He seemed to think
it was quite natural I should desire to
get home. And when he saw my impatience
to depart, he assisted to get me ready.
Having supplied me with everything I
could want on my journey, and pressed
upon me many gifts besides, he led me by
a little path through the wood until we
came to the sea. Along this shore, he
said, "Your road lies. Follow the
winding of the coast until you reach the
mouth of a broad river. the waters of
which empty themselves into the sea.
That river is the same which runs
through your city. Keep along its banks,
and you will shortly arrive at
Canainville, where I hope you may find
everything you wish, for I am sure you
wish nothing that is unreasonable. If
pleasure awaits you there, do not, in
the midst of it, forget exo. If against
my hopes you should find yourself
unhappy, remember there is a home always
open to you here and a friend who will
do his best to make you forget sorrow.
Farewell.
Greatly moved at his words and the
memory of his kindness. We licked each
other tenderly, murmured something which
meant a good deal more than it
expressed, and then we parted. I turned
my head often as I went, and each time
beheld Ex Mo, waving his hand in the
air. At last, a dip in the ground hid
him from my sight, and I continued my
journey alone. It was fortunate I had
been well furnished with provisions by
my good friend, for as I proceeded, I
found the pains in my limbs so great
that I could scarce drag one leg after
the other, and should probably have died
of hunger, as I had no strength left to
procure food, and did not meet with any
more exos to assist me had I stood in
need. with long rests from which I rose
each time with greater difficulty, with
increasing anxiety, as I drew near my
home to learn all that had taken place
during my absence. And yet, with legs
which almost refused to carry me, after
many days that seemed to have grown into
months, they were so full of care and
suffering, I toiled up a hill, which
had, I thought, the power of getting
steeper as I ascended. At length I
reached the top and to my joy discovered
the well-known city of Painville, lying
in the plane beneath me. The sight gave
me strength again. I at once resumed my
journey and trotted down the hill at a
pace which surprised myself. As I got
warm with my exertions, the stiffness
seemed by degrees to leave my limbs. I
ran. I bounded along over grass and
stone, through broad patches of mud,
which showed too plainly to what height
the river had lately risen. Out of
breath, yet with a spirit that would not
let me flag, I still flew on, nor
slackened my speed until I had got to
the first few houses of the town. There
I stopped indeed and fell, for it then
seemed as if my bones were all breaking
a thunder. My eyes grew dim. Strange
noises sounded in my ears, and though I
fancied I could distinguish voices which
I knew, I could neither see nor speak, I
thought it was my dying hour. From the
mouth of Nip and others, I learned all
which then occurred, and all that had
passed after my supposed loss on the
night of the inundation. how my noble
conduct, for so they were kind enough to
call it, though I only tried to do my
duty and failed, had been made known to
the great dogs of Canainville, and how
they sought after me to thank me for it.
How they had offered rewards to those
who assisted in my recovery. How, when
it was supposed that I was dead, they
took Nip from our modest home, and
placed him in this present house, fitted
with everything that could make him
comfortable for life. How when all hope
was gone, my unexpected appearance
brought a crowd about me, each one
anxious to assist me in my distress,
though some maliciously said, in order
to lay claim to the reward, and how I
was finally brought again to my senses
through the care of our clever canine
doctors and the kind nursing of dear old
Nip. It was long, however, before I
recovered my legs sufficiently to be
able to use them without support. my
long exposure at sea, the want of food,
and the trouble I had gone through
during my involuntary voyage, and all
assisted to weaken me. But my anxiety to
enjoy the fresh air again, took me out
into the streets directly, it was
thought safe for me to do so, and with a
pair of crutches beneath my arms, I
managed to creep about.
Never shall I forget the first time this
pleasure was allowed me. The morning was
so fresh and bright. The sun shone so
gayely upon the houses. The river, now
reduced to its usual size, ran so
cheerily along that I got into my old
habit, and began to think they were all
talking to me and bidding me welcome
after my long illness. Kind words were
soon said to me in right earnest, for
before I had got halfway down the street
with old Nip just behind me, his hat
still adorned with the band which he had
unwillingly put on when he thought me
dead and gone and which he had forgotten
to take off again. The puppies ran from
different quarters to look up in my face
and say, "How do you do, Job? I hope you
are better, Joe." Many a polite dog took
off his hat to bid me a good marorrow,
and praises more than I deserved, but
which I heard with pleasure, came so
softly to my ear, as I hobbled slowly
along. Nip told me afterwards that there
had been another in the crowd, who kept
a little back, and who, though she said
nothing, seemed to be more glad to see
me than the rest. I had not seen her,
nor did he mention her name, but that
was not necessary. My heart seemed to
tell me that it could have only been
pha.
End of section four.
Section five of the adventures of a dog
and a good dog too by Alfred Elves. This
LibriVox recording is in the public
domain. Recorded by Allison Hester.
Section five. Duty.
The idle life which I was compelled to
spend gave me time for reflection, and I
believe my mind was more active during
the few months my body was on crutches
than it had been for years previous. My
thoughts received little interruption
from N, who, after having recounted the
events which had taken place during my
absence, had little more to say. The
kindness of the great city dogs, having
removed all fear of want or even the
necessity of labor from our comfortable
home, produced at first a pleasing
effect upon me. But as my strength
returned, and I managed to walk about
the room without assistance, a desire
for active employment became quite
necessary to my happiness. "What have I
done, Nip?" I would often say as I took
my usual exercise in our modest parlor,
"What have I done, Nip, that I should be
clothed and fed and housed without
laboring for such advantages like the
rest of dog kind? These paws, large and
strong as they are, were never intended
for idleness. This back, broad as it is,
was meant for some other purpose than to
show off a fine coat. This brain which
can reflect and admire and resolve had
not such capabilities given to it in
order that they might be wasted in a
life of ease. Work nip work. Such work
as a dog can do could be sought after
and done. For nothing can be more
shocking than to see an animals powers
either of body or mind wasted away in
idleness.
Neb replied but little, although he wked
his eyes very vigorously. I was used to
his manner by now, and could understand
his meaning without the necessity of
words. Both his looks and gestures told
me that he thought as I did, and I only
waited till I could use my own legs
freely to set about a resolution I had
been forming in my mind. It was a happy
day when I could again mix in the bustle
of the streets and find my strength once
more restored. The first use I made of
it was to go to the great house where
the chief dogs of Canainville are
accustomed to sit during a time of the
day to judge matters relating to the
city. When I arrived they were almost
done, and I was therefore able to
present myself without delay and explain
my business. I began by thanking them
for what they had done for me and my old
friend Nip and providing us with a house
and with so many comforts. I told them
although the goodness of Nip rendered
him worthy of every attention, as he had
grown old in a useful and laborious
life, I had no such claims. I was still
young. My strength had come back to me.
I had no right to eat the food of
idleness, where so many dogs, more
deserving than I, were often in want of
a bone, but whose modesty prevented them
making known their necessities. I would
still thankfully enjoy the home which
the kindness of the great animals of
Canainville had furnished me. But they
must permit me to work for it. They must
permit me to do something which might be
useful to the city in return, for I
should devour the fair provided for me
with a great deal more appetite, if I
could say to myself when I felt hungry,
"Job, brother Job, eat your dinner, for
you have earned it." The assembly of
dogs heard me with great attention to
the end. Not a bark interrupted my
little speech. Not a movement disturbed
my attention. I was pleased to see that
tails wagged with appribation when I had
concluded and was charmed to hear the
chief among them, who was white with
age, express himself delighted. Yes,
that was the word, delighted with my
spirit. We are pleased, Joe, he said at
the end of his reply. We're pleased to
observe that there are yet true dogs in
Canainville. There have been animals
calling themselves so whose character
was so base and whose manner was so
cringing that they have bought disrepute
among the name. And we are sorry to say
that in many countries the title of a
dog is given to the vilest and most
worthless creatures. All the finer
qualities of our race have been lost
sight of because a few among us have
been mean or wicked. and a whole nation
has been pointed at with scorn because
some of its members have acted badly. We
are happy, Job, to find in you a worthy
subject, and we shall be glad to give
you all assistance in choosing an
occupation in which you may want to
employ your time and be of use to your
fellow creatures.
I should not have repeated this to you,
as it is not perhaps necessary for my
story, but that I wished to correct an
error which many have made concerning
the character of this very dog. He has
been described by several as cold and
proud and sometimes cruel, and yet to me
he was warm and friendly and most kind.
Do not you think when we hear animals
grumbling against their fellows, it
would be just as well to think who the
grumblers are before we form our
opinions, or at least hear the opinions
of many before we decide ourselves. We
need not tell you all that passed
between us and what was said by this dog
and by that about the choice of my
occupation. It was agreed at last that I
should be appointed chief of the
Canainville police, as the place had
become vacant through the death of a
fine old mastiff some days previous.
Wonder whether he was a relation of my
own, for I have already told you my
mother belonged to that great family. He
had received some severe wounds when
trying to capture a fierce beast of the
name of Lupo, the terror of the city,
and he had died from the effects of them
in spite of all the care of the doctors.
What made the matter worse was the fact
that Lupo was yet at liberty, and many
dogs were afraid to go out at night for
fear of meeting with this terrible
animal. to tell the truth, was rather
pleased than otherwise, that Lupo had
still to be taken. It was agreeable to
me to think that the work, difficult
work, was to be done, and that I was
called upon to do it. I felt proud at
the idea that the animals of the great
city of Painville would look up to me.
To me, poor Job, is the dog chosen to
relieve them of their fears and restore
security to their streets. Job, I cried
out to myself in a firm tone. Job, here
is a chance of being useful to your
country. Let no danger, no fear, even of
death, stop you in the good work. Job,
you are called upon to perform a duty.
Let nothing, mind nothing, turn you from
it. After I had become acquainted with
all the dogs who were under my command,
I spent much time each day in exercising
them, and in endeavoring by kind words,
and by my own example, to make them
attend strictly to their work. I was
pleased to observe that I succeeded.
Some who were pointed out to me as
difficult to manage became my most
faithful followers. And I had not been
two months in my employment before all
were so devoted to me that I believed
they would have died to serve me. In all
this time nothing had been heard of the
terrible Lupo, and all my inquiries
procured no information concerning where
he was to be found. I learned that he
was not a native of Canville, although
his father once belonged to the city. He
was born in a country beyond the Great
Wood, and his mother came from a fierce
tribe of wolves, who, although they a
little resemble dogs in appearance, and
speak a very similar language, are much
more ferocious and seem to look upon the
whole Canine family as natural enemies.
The opinion began to spread in
Canesville that Lupo had at length left
the city, and the inhabitants by degrees
recovered their usual quiet, when
suddenly the alarm spread more widely
than before. As two nights in
succession, some rich dogs were robbed
and ill treated, and one of them was
lamed by the ferocity of the chief of
the terrible band who had attacked them,
and whose description convinced me it
was Lup.
These accounts caused me much pain, as I
had neither been able to prevent the
attacks, nor discover the animals who
had made them. In my desire to find out
and capture the robbers, I could
scarcely take food or rest. I managed to
sleep a little in the daytime, and at
night, dressed in the simplest manner so
as to excite no attention, I wandered
quietly from street to street, stopping
to listen to the slightest noise and
going in any direction that I heard a
murmur. One or two of my dogs generally
followed at a distance, ready to assist
me if I called for help.
It was a fine night. The moon and stars
were brilliant in the sky and made the
blue all the deeper from their own
bright rays. I had been already 2 hours
crawling through the lower parts of the
city and was mounting the hill which led
to a fine building where my steps often
carried me, sometimes without my
intending it, in order to watch over the
safety of those who slept within. It was
the house of Fida. That pha who had been
to me so kind, so tender, that pha who
so patiently softened down my rudeness,
and had tried [clears throat] to teach
me to know what was good by letting me
become her friend. I had nearly reached
the top of the hill, and paused an
instant to observe the bright light and
dark shadows which the house displayed
as the moon fell upon it, or some
portion of the building interposed.
Profound sleep had fallen upon the city.
The river might be seen from the spot
where I was standing, running swiftly
along, and so deep was the silence that
you could even hear the gush of the
water as it treaded round some large
stones in the center of the stream.
Suddenly there rose into the air from
the ground above me the sharp clear howl
of a female voice and at the same
instant the sound of a rattle broke upon
my ear as a signal of alarm. I sprang up
the few feet which were between me and
the house with the speed of lightning
and turning rapidly the corner of the
building reached the principal entrance.
One look told me everything. At an upper
window in a loose dress, was Spider
Fighter herself, springing the rattle
which she held in her paw, with a
strength that fear alone could have
given her. And below, where I myself
stood, were four or five dogs
differently engaged, but evidently
trying to get into the house. A kick
from my right leg sent one of them to
the ground, and with my clenched paw, I
struck a blow at the second. Never do I
remember feeling such strength within
me, such a resolution to attack 20 dogs
if it were necessary, although the next
minute I might be torn in pieces. I have
sometimes asked myself whether the
presence of Fida had anything to do with
it, or if a sense of duty only inspired
me. I have never been able to reply to
the question in a satisfactory manner. I
only know that the fact was, as I say,
and that the blow I gave was surprising,
even to myself. My paw caught the animal
precisely under his chin, and sent him
flying backwards with his nose in the
air and his hat behind him, and as the
moon shone brilliantly upon his upturned
face, I recognized the features
described to me as those of Lupo.
He lay so still upon the ground that I
thought he must be killed. So leaving
him for a moment, I pursued some of the
others who were running off in the
distance, but did not succeed in
catching them. I said a few cheering
words to Fida at the window and returned
to the spot of my encounter with Lup.
But instead of that terrible beast,
found some of my own followers, the
father of Fida, and one or two servants
who had been roused by the tumult, who
had come out to learn the cause. Lup was
nowhere to be seen. He had either partly
recovered from the blow and managed to
crawl away, or had been dragged off by
some of his troop.
Nothing could have been more fortunate
to me than this night's adventure. The
father of Fida, who had seen the attack
from his window, was the head of one of
the best families of dogs in
Canainville, and being, besides very
rich, he enjoyed great power. He was so
pleased with what I had done, that he
not only took a great liking to me
himself, that he spoke of my conduct in
the highest terms to the great assembly.
I received public thanks. I was admitted
to the honor which I now hold, that of
forming one of the second assembly of
the city. I was loaded with rich
presents and equally rich praise. And I
may also date from that night the
obtaining of the richest gift of all,
the gift which has made the happiness of
my best years. I mean the possession of
my wife, the beautiful pha.
It is true that I did not procure that
felicity at once. There were many
difficulties to be got over before the
noble spaniel would think of allowing
his daughter to become the wife of plain
Mr. Job. His son also, of whom I have
spoken previously, could not bear at
first the idea of his sister not
marrying someone as noble as herself,
and thought very naturally that she was
far too good to have her fortunes united
with mine.
Ida herself, however, was so firm and
yet so tender, so straightforward, and
yet so modest that she finally broke
down all opposition. She persuaded her
father that no title could be more noble
than the one I had acquired, that of
honest Job. She won over her brother by
slightly asking him which among his
grand companions could have met a whole
band of fierce dogs with Lupo at their
head and singing Paul could have
conquered them all. By degrees every
objection was cleared away and Fida
became [clears throat] mine. The chief
interest of my life terminates here, for
although in my position as head of
police, I had many other adventures,
they were too much alike, and of too
common an order to be worth relating.
Before I close, however, I must mention
a circumstance which occurred shortly
after my battle with the robbers, as it
is curious in itself, and refers to an
animal of whom I have before spoken. I
was quietly walking along a by street of
Canainville when a miserable thin little
puppy came behind me and gently pulled
my coat. Turning round to ask him what
he wanted, he begged me in the most
imploring tone to come see his father,
who was very ill. "And who was your
father, little pup?" I inquired. "His
name is Lupo," said the thin dog in a
trembling voice. Look, I cried out in
surprise. But do you not know who I am?
That I am forced to be your father's
greatest enemy.
I know, I know, the pup replied. But
father told me to come and seek you, for
that you were good and would not harm
him if you knew he was so miserable.
And here the little dog began howling in
a way which moved me. Go on, I said
after a moment. Go on, and I will follow
you.
As the little dog ran before through
some of the low and miserable parts of
the city, the idea once came into my
head that perhaps this was a scheme of
lupos to get me into his power. But the
puppy's grief had been too real to allow
me to believe, young as he was, that he
could be acting apart. So with a stout
resolution I went forward. We arrived at
a low and dirty kennel where only the
greatest misery could bear to live. We
passed through a hole for it so appeared
rather than a doorway, and I found
myself in a little room lit by a break
in the wall. On the single poor bed lay
a wretched object, gasping for breath,
while a ragged pup, somewhat older than
my little guide, had buried his face in
the clothes at the bottom of the bed.
Three other tiny creatures, worn to the
bone with poverty and want of food, came
crowding around me in a way that was
pious to behold, and with their looks,
not words, for they said nothing, asked
me to do something for their miserable
parent.
I procured from a neighboring tavern a
basin of broth with which I succeeded in
reviving the once terrible Lupo, but it
was only a flash before life departed
forever. In broken words, he recommended
to my care the poor little objects
round. Bad as he was, he still had
feeling for them. And it was easy to
observe that at this sad moment his
thoughts were more of them than of
himself. For when I promised to protect
them, he pressed my paw with his
remaining strength to his hot lips,
moaned faintly, then expired.
My tale is over. would that it had been
more entertaining, more instructive, but
the incidents of my career have been
few, and my path, with one or two
exceptions I have described, has been a
smooth one. I have heard it said that no
history of a life, however simple, is
without its lesson. If it be so, then
perhaps some good may be derived from
mine. If it teach the way to avoid an
error or correct a fault, if any portion
of it win a smile from a sad heart, or
awake a train of serious thought in a
gay one, my dog's tail will not have
been unfolded in vain.
The end.
End of section five.
and end of The Adventures of a Dog and a
Good Dog Too by Alfred Els read by
Allison Hester from Athens, Georgia.