£1000 Rap Battle 😮 MR TONGUE TWISTER VS UNANYMOUS 🏆 Don't Flop Tournament Final

battles like this make me feel like I'm done with this stuff I swear to God Rowan bro enough is enough but we had an agreement so even though no one gives a [ __ ] tonight is she sells she [ __ ] she sells she I'm [ __ ] tongue twister up cuz cuz I'm sick of this [ __ ] so just give me the chips or I'm hitting a lick getting rid of this [ __ ] tongue licky split I'll put parts of you in a to make you drink from it Chris nothing scary just a bloody Mary with a bit of a Twist I know I know these days the way I'm functioning is different but if you think this motherfucker's going to win I don't know what drugs are in your system I'm supposed to be the one that struggles with addiction but when you get left punch drunk they'll have to put you in the recovery position and I'm thinking Crystal head vodka Chris I'll leave your skull pouring out [ __ ] being cordial your shit's watered down I hate the way that you take a multi and try juice it maybe if you're to concentrate more your Rhymes wouldn't be so diluted always forcing into shape words that sound awkward in a phrase and the way they spraw your written Pages just like you're spot in this T in a way cuz you just filling space and that's how I know my content is going to clean you right up cuz you be packing all that fat into your bars like a scene from Fight Club and this is who they gave me to light up well that's where the irony starts cuz you're like 40 [ __ ] five and still rhyming it dark we all knew this would end where you dying so it's no surprise that you are this twist been predictable right from the start but I'll clash with twist later I want to chat to Chris Taylor you know in your heart that you don't have a king's nature you've never even been a part of a battle this major now the stakes are high and I'm vad the Impaler I make an example when I catch an Invader [ __ ] act to win favor the hanging corpses at my door should act as a disclaimer I'll always strike with the left cuz my hands put in labor but I still attack from the right like a f dictator I'm snatching his paper I ain't here to make a deal it's kind of like a diamond Heist it's about to be a major steal soon as this was locked in I knew my wind was safely sealed cuz the only thing standing between me and Gem is them light lines like a laser field I stay concealed Special Forces like a laser field I stay concealed Special Forces tactics I never bought a ratchet but still disperse three rounds like a semi-automatic and all the flashes getting in both your eyes eyes got Twisted feeling like I made him a celebrity overnight so bro your two fans that was so bro your two fans that was praying you n was going to suck versus you can leave with a sour taste in their mouth when I got tongue turning blue his lungs burning too cuz when so your two fans that was praying you now was going to suck versus you can leave with a sour taste in their mouth when I got tongue turning blue his lungs burning too cuz when I strangled a guy I ring his neck and tongue clicking like an African tribe I'll stick a tactical knife in your headless corpse leave your skull in your hood like Skeletor they keep throwing these dead guys at me like umbrella Corp so I got my weapon drawn and out of teeth are on tongue like a xenomorph I let it I let it sore you get cut hacked and sliced stick it in your gut fat and expose the stuff that's inside then with one hand I'll run back the knife and stab you in the temple like a blood sacrifice the Antichrist punched you in the face with my hands bleeding half demon when you speak on my name it is blaspheming but I ain't going to stand preaching I Came To Pray On this man's feelings and I got faith that my wraps will turn him to a stain on his glass ceiling I'm in a place that you can't reach with a mounted rifle some Russian [ __ ] I can't even pronounce the title but when it hits him this [ __ ] has been rounding Cycles things were looking up for twist but [ __ ] this just started your downward spiral [Applause] fin who here thought I'd be in the final did you think it was possible did you shut the [ __ ] up it was rhetorical you see I was actually writing for Crow while I was writing for Hulk cuz I'm not frighten to him and when I was writing for Crow I was writing for you cuz I knew I'd get the win now I'm lying again the time that I spent on you was likely a 10 cuz I spent 90% of my time right at the gem but I won't try to pretend you Nan's the underdog but this is your third try for the title that should bloody stop he's a recovering alcoholic they had to cut him off that's your [ __ ] lot you can't have another shot and what and what what have I got a proper light boss that I've got a fight off if he cop a right drop I'll knock his lights off I just clocked what the time was he says it's time he took the title not on my watch and do you know what rhymes with your name is unanimous facial paralysis for those that don't know he recently had Belle's posy and that's why he is aged and that's why his mouth is wonky and his eye looks all strange he has cracked some jokes about people having strokes this guy's a disgrace but I bet now you're laughing on the other side of your face unanimous you plunker Jammy little Dodger got here no matter what it cost you this Manny should have got a Grammy or an Oscar [ __ ] that he's getting battered cuz I'm strong smack him off the roster this man is not a monster he's the Phantom of the Opera battle rap imposter and no one's here is thinking you're the most handsome boy ever they're just thinking wait is that Andrew Lloyd Weber cuz you look like cuz you look like a white Forest Whitaker if his eye got gamia see it's hard to be civil we laugh and we giggle cuz your eyes are so far apart from the middle when point in different directions like cardi B's nipples see one of your eyelids is hanging low hang on though is this youan or a cameo from Adam row whoa those heavy Lids ain't letting [ __ ] forever squinting like Terry Christian I can't tell if you need glasses to correct your vision or you're just in a constant state of skepticism see I don't give a [ __ ] if this offends you it was meant to disrespectful on a different level if there was a prize for dodgy eyes you would win the biggest medal you're either allergic to dog hair and lived in a kennel or you rubbed your face with a stinging nettle squinting is his thing to him it's special we think it's mental he's like nah it's squint essential see your face is looking like is aching why is he called unanimous crooked eye was taken see your see your pseudonym I said your pseudonym is unanimous but you cannot spell it right you took out a letter and scrapped it for a y so we have to challenge why cuz when we look at your name it's like we look at your face cuz we're reacting to like why what happened to the eye so you've been drinking the large I said I said you've been drinking the large Jacks and living at large lad but chasing waterfalls instead of rivers you can't catch left your liberable child black you obviously need TLC but you can't give him his heart back he feels Unpretty cuz it looks like his left eye has been in a car crash [Applause] time past couple months I've been caught inside depression and that [ __ ] took over my whole body like some sort of hypertension and I'll be honest it made it hard to properly perform in writing sessions so I just want to say sorry to all my true fans that I've got to listen to you rack for more than 90 seconds [ __ ] Mr tongue twister bro I'll lift the metal above you like a Cup winner I'll rip your [ __ ] head off and spin it on one finger so learn to run quicker or age isn't going to be the only thing catching up with you I usually hunt Killers but what the [ __ ] have you even done if you put our resume side by side you would see that he's a bum I can only attribute a decade of no improvement to you [ __ ] being dumb so next round you should do an impression of me maybe then you can leave a decent one I mean you think after a decade plus that your directions bound to change but you're one track minded and every route's the same that's why I'm setting out today to prove that you're a journey man and I'm the best around the way I didn't come to mess about and play you need to put yourself on the map before you try to take a legend out the game I said you need to put yourself on the map before you try and take a legend out the game be like bro your winds just aren't as frequent [ __ ] hold up hold up hold up hold up hold before you try and take a legend out the game bro your wins just aren't as frequent this is far from even I could chop through your whole crop too like it was harvest season when it comes to comparing the differences in our stats it isn't hard to read them because I got numbers on twist like the Fibonacci sequence I'm trying to I'm trying to get inside your brain it's not telepathy it's just when it comes to you and battle rap there ain't a lot of chemistry and I know you got L's that are weighing on you mentally cuz I'm pretty sure you experience ego death when you take a loss to LSD I mean that [ __ ] that [ __ ] made me want to disassociate give twist a broken face leave him in an noted State I was going to really show today with iasa on my breath and hit you so hard in the solar plexus that you astrally project just cuz they never seen me trip and probably can't imagine that [ __ ] but I bet your perspective changes when I stick it on tongue like a tab of acid or half a tablet I'll swell up your grill picture a mitsub bishy hitting tongue it's not an ecstasy pill if you think you beat Hulk picture aits a bishy hitting tongue it's not an ecstasy pill if you think you beat Hulk you must have smoked a bag full of Shard talk to him and you see again if you think you beat Hulk you must have smoked a bag full of Shard and you robbed crow like you broke into a cannabis farm so tonight I'mma roll you up into a massive cigar then I'll be in the corner smoking AJ like I'm Daniel deah so [ __ ] so drop the champion talk when you rap I feel like I'm watching amateur sport I'm above you on the ladder cuz what our packages raw I spill blood for the belt like a wrestler cutting himself I got a shank in my drawers this [ __ ] cocky fan getting body slammed to the floor I got en caged in with a lock attached to the door but you're still going to leave feeling like it's a boxing match that you fought cuz when I suck this man in the jaw it's not the manable claw let's have a no hoes B match I get brutal with a barbed bat disgu taxs and you will get a sky back I'll be Jeff Jarrett and beat you down using a guitar Smash and you can be Mick cuz your music is a car crash your bars trash your lines don't connect in a booth and when you get done talking with this machine I hope the message gets through I think hanging it up might be the best thing to do cuz I'm from the countryside and get a better reception than you bro you're irrelevant too you're why this battle doesn't matter how you give me a twister I already showed I know how to handle a disaster see Twisters are supposed to leave a devastating path so how is it then on Prem I was the heir to the throne and you never made the draft I'm setting pace and that's why you stamina's low I still be running this [ __ ] if I fracture the bone playing the [ __ ] heel till my ankles exposed bro just my foot notes could put a tag on your toe I'm so confident that I could win this final I could end this round with a dunk and it's funny you're wearing that Jordan outfit because we all knew that tongue was out from the jump let's go that's your lyric he stood right there bro that's his lyric time yeah yeah all right let's go twist I don't know how to say this but it's about your Cadence and the inflection in your sentence cuz even though it's a statement you say it as if it is a question it's unanimous I don't do cannabis but I've been on a farm where I grew cabbages I'll stomp your head to my Hills torn your deliveries dead like a stillborn you're about to see tongue and youan like incestable Gil porn he's going to start with a prayer hands then he's pointing his fingers then he pauses then he switches now he's shaking his magic ball while he thinks as some wishes then he's spitting some [ __ ] about Biblical scriptures while he's pushing some buttons but he slips and he misses then he's flinging his limbs a bit as if there were scissors or Wiggles his digits I'm a little suspicious cuz how would you that fat with this much physical fitness and if you see his leg Shuffle chest puffing breaths huffing that's a red button he's ready to press something to get a gun in or get running cuz if he's trembling steadily definitely best coming especially when he's head butting against nothing you l a monstrosity ain't anent prophecy you're a Patrick swayy mockery clay model in making Pottery sometimes he's angry Rowdy that's just how he breathes he's rapping loud and he shouts and screams but you don't rap about dragons now it seems but still somehow you're dragging out your schemes you're always talking crap or talking back and you caught a slap for all of that and he always chats those torture wraps there painfully stretched out like a torture Rack you're a [ __ ] and if he says he's swinging his right hit in my eye this is a lie he isn't winning tonight it is just hype if it's real life he isn't Insight we'll never see that Tommy Fury in a legitimate fight and no one's going to think you're the most intellectual of lyricists when you overuse big words and your sentences are hideous this is an actual quote instead of just your hipper slipped he said skeletal disfigurements and femoral epiphysis you're a [ __ ] you're not a mythological preacher that let's go let's go said no I'm not saying it again you're not a mythological creature that could swim the length of Australia or the Mediterranean you don't have weapons that aim that are made of metal vibranium you can't enter my brain not the devil or Damian you're a little man with big words sesquipedalian put it this way I'd say head he'd say Cranium he'd say extra ter restrial instead of an alien I'd say Western Asia he'd say Mesopotamian I walk in a room and he entered a stadium so whether it's pyramids or mythical beasts he's a lyrical G that seriously plays his image and themes are visibly weak like an old cinema screen how are you expected to get to the top get rich live in the dream when no one's invested in your pyramid scheme see they say you're top tier they say you're top te I say you should have stayed in the middle cuz for a big man who talks a lot you say very little and you don't have the thoughts of a genius it's not some extraordinary secret the only thing unanimous about you is that we're all in agreement that you're sort of a penis time bro it ain't 2010 anymore you didn't get the memorandum we way past all them [ __ ] stupid schemes and messy patterns not to mention your sense of fashion makes you look like every guy from every Cipher that ever happen let's go with that so so sound I'm like bro slow down you don't with that s s sound I'm like brow slow down you don't even know I'm the one with the don't flow now I snap my head when I rap to imply I'm physically tough but it doesn't ever hit cuz I say predictable stuff you did a whole round of Marvel bars when Hulk was versus you bro and when you battled Pat you did backto back bars about a murder of crows so I bet 100 quid of the money that's given this [ __ ] has written his best unanimous bar about a judge's decision Chuck him in prison cuz I'm past my legal limit now you're pushing 40 and being punished like a speeding ticket your style is a Cheesy gimmick it's easy for me to mimic but [ __ ] impersonation of your [ __ ] I could just take away your stick and beat you with it but I mean why would I waste time calling your mother a fat [ __ ] there's a million ways to Shag someone's mom but there's no way I would shag yours so e so if fix the way that you rap or go and suck your mom cuz I can speak your language but you can't speak mine so [ __ ] you in your mother tongue and why would you call yourself Mr tongue twister though is it cuz you eat a lot of [ __ ] and you're a hit with the hose no it's cuz you wanted to convince us no it's cuz you wanted to convince us you got a bunch of different flows but you ain't really got no pockets like women's clothes and [ __ ] I know some people like to act like a Crum my bridges but I'm Monumental in this [ __ ] [ __ ] i'mme listed you know Rowan only Built you up to die in it so good luck deconstructing my lyrics you'll get stomped out in caterpillar boots until you need butterfly stitches or I stick or I'll stick a [ __ ] knife in him let a shark blade go put gills in a twister like this shit's a clip from shark NATO damaged organs the only thing I have in store he can't hold them in for that money I leave his stomach in ribbons It's a grand opening You You's known is you you Nan's known is King I'll put myself with the Stars but anyone can get it like a well-written bar I don't bro I don't play I don't play I'm with the smoke till I hear a bone break one blow to the ribs and have you throwing up [ __ ] and choking on sick like coj I hope that this loss leaves you with a lot of bother in fact I hope it makes you quit rap and turn to rock like shoty horror but he's a coffin Dodger so you never see me spinning Rooney instead I got to turn him to a body popper leave Twist on his back like the Spin A Rooney so for now you just gemini or shorty Horus replacement and I'm feeling like the monster that's been locked in the basement came through with such a big shank they thought Tommy was Jason skew a tongue with the metal it ain't body modification you'll get hit you'll get hit with everything the inventory your [ __ ] is corny I swear that [ __ ] dribble bores me how bet after tonight evil spirits haunt me cuz with one pole I'll do tongue colder than a Christmas story this [ __ ] is G this [ __ ] is Gory enough to chill your blood I've got Psychopathic urges and I can feel them building up I'm taking home the gold and I'm going to kill this [ __ ] and you're not going to talk your way out of it cuz I won't settle for silver tongue [Applause] fin my guy twist close out bro look I know you're not a fan of criticism but I'm handling this Mission with accurate Precision let's take it back to the beginning when you struggled with alcoholism and had a cannabis addiction this was when your ex accused you of strangling and hitting smacking him and kicking so the only time he deserved the unanimous decision is when they banged him in a prison for slapping up some women oh oh you haven't been to prison no is how he argued that but not the fact he actually had him so he hasn't been to prison he isn't an excon but now you're in a prison listen it gets strong I'm very bright shedding light on everything that he said wrong and I got more than one angle for him to reflect on please let's look at some of the things that he said without any regret he said shot his misses as a hole Tony D's x a cheap sket even winning on his sister in extreme lengths is the scene set the we get the theme yet you're a scumbag I'm blatantly A's and we can all see the hatred creates evil if the fans could see your deleted tweets the pages that they read through Memoirs how to lose battles and alienate [Applause] people he's always beefing with ph that's why he's never outside founding the cipher he says he struggled with psychosis but he now is a fighter get the sand out your vagina you still have PTSD from Holocaust like an out with Survivor don't act like it isn't deserved no one's twisting your words you're always thinking the words dishing the dirt and hitting the N think of all the bridges you burn inuendo was first Theo was worse when Mitchell had words you went to visit a nurse but wait another Twitter return starts beefing again with aigars even chrisy turn and see the [ __ ] that you are try to Riggle and squir with briggsy and her but started beefing with bagal and got kicked to the curb you are one of them cheap scruffy guys and he [ __ ] lies you a't suit for business if you keep cutting ties but this is battle rap right let's go say it again no no no no no no this is battle rap right yeah what your misses is a [ __ ] with massive fat thighs and I don't need to watch snatch with Brad and that guy to know that Tommy takes home dogs from a caravan side and if you don't know I think you like Dax I like da good and if you don't know who his girlfriend is she's the one in the front row screaming let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] [Applause] go that's [Applause] my just yeah you've heard her I said yeah you've heard her and if you don't know who his girlfriend is she's the one in the front row saying yeah you heard her she takes it there further she's your girlfriend hype man and your care worker say it again who says do less I think you need to take a few steps back before you get a huge mess on your new dress they look like a lesbian couple true yes well you ain't getting through with that gas You Les look I don't want to bully with mean [ __ ] but I wouldn't delete it but kick Nelly said Rachel was your mom and Charlie Clips fully believed it behind every great man is a great woman that will stay to the end behind every horrible man is a lady MC Beth oh there's Rachel again and if you're wife wondering why I'm bodying her consider it karma for everybody you've hurt in your body of work so whether it's unanimous youan Tommy villis or not they call him TV so sit there and watch and you'll see me have this idiot boxed time make some it's a 32 Split Decision Jesus Christ going to be the person to beat I think it could go either way to be honest I'll give the first round clearly to yunan I think the second round is probably the closest round um i' probably Edge that to yunan but Tong was [ __ ] sick um and the third round unan first round I'd give to unan it was a classic unan second I got a give to tongue twister um because it was funny consistent and un had a bit of a stumble third round was definitely um a bit more closer I might have to maybe give it to Tong twister based of he had a bigger moment in the third um so yeah I say 2-1 slightly to uh twister I still edged it to yunan the second round I thought it was going to be a lot closer with um yunan stumble I still think yunan still clearly won the stumble wasn't enough for me to take away with it I thought I I'd Edge tongue twister the third I'd give it 2-1 Yan first round I felt like yunan was on top but I felt like tongue twister just took it towards the end second round youan had his choke um but I do think he actually won that round uh tongue twister I wasn't really a big fan of that round third round Yan had the he was imitating tongue twister I felt like that was really funny did that better than when tongue twister did it about him but I just felt like tongue Twister's round was direct enough and it was good enough that um I gave it to him so I gave it 2-1 tongue twister 2-1 I'm going youan he I think he he edges the first and he clearly wins the second and then the third I'd give to tongue twister purely off of momentum cuz he had a couple massive moments in there really took the room the guy who got three of the judges votes is the guy on my right unanimous Make Some Noise twist had his best performance at all time Make some noise for him man Jesus Christ I was saying we're all in agreement youan second round Twist's third round that [ __ ] is what battle rap is all about